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Rejection is Magic

By kqaii
Created: 2022-01-07 09:38:31
Updated: 2022-01-13 09:48:18
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anontrixiesadmane 6aiesfwrejection is magic

  1. Original thread:
  2. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/14896034/
  3. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/15074587/
  4. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/17621692/
  5. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/15714882/
  6. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/16186560/
  7. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/16801897/
  8.  
  9. This story was capped,here is the original with images:
  10. https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1421/19/1421195528399.png
  11. https://derpibooru.org/images/547610?sd=desc&sf=id&q=rejection+is+magic
  12.  
  13. original authors are Anons in the legendary thread,some are written by TheMoonGem >>https://pastebin.com/u/TheMoonGem
  14.  
  15. *use Ctrl+F and copy the name you want for quicker access to a specific pony*
  16.  
  17. ----- Rejection is Magic ------
  18.  
  19. /////////////////////////////
  20.  
  21. [Twilight]
  22.  
  23. 1:
  24. >Anon, hey! How are you feeling today?
  25. >Are you busy right now?
  26. >I was... um, hehehe... That is, I was wondering something.
  27. >Well, I've got this new, um, this new book at the library, and I was wondering if you'd like to, maybe, I mean, uh...
  28. >Sorry, it's just, well... I was wondering if you'd come and... read it with me? Together?
  29. >Oh... well, we could maybe, um, take turns, haha?
  30. >You're... Oh. Well... I'm sure Applejack needs the help... and Pinkie Pie's new recipe does sound tasty...
  31. >No, you go on. It's fine! Maybe another time?
  32. >Okay, bye, Anon!
  33. >...
  34. >Stupid, stupid, stupid Twilight, why can't you just do it like they said in the book...
  35. >Please don't go, Anon...
  36. >I... I need to go read...
  37.  
  38.  
  39. 2:
  40. >A-Anon?! How... How could you?!
  41. >I thought we were--
  42. >No! Don't even--I can't--WHY!?
  43. >How could you do this to me? To us?
  44. >I can't even--I don't know what to say!
  45. >I've never been more betrayed or insulted in my life!
  46. >Rarity doesn't even balance your weekly schedule or keep track of the groceries or manage the taxes or--ANYTHING!
  47. >You... I trusted you! I lo... I loved you!
  48. >I gave you everything I had! Wasn't that enough?! Wasn't that good enough for you?!
  49. >Why would you do this to me?!
  50. >GET OUT! Just... JUST GET OUT!
  51. >I HATE YOU! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! GET OUT OF MY LIFE!
  52.  
  53. >Later, uncontrolled sobbing that lasts all night
  54.  
  55.  
  56. 3:
  57. >Hey, Anon! Nice to see you around the library! It's been a while
  58. >I have so many wonderful books for you to read! I know that you love those Fantasy novels, and I have a bunch of series you need to catch up on! Not only that, but there's a bunch of new Science Fiction, and all manner of other books! I know you love them.
  59. >What? Research books?
  60. >Oh, I get it. Trying to get back home. Of course.
  61. >You think you're close?
  62. >That's- That's wonderful.
  63. >Think you'll have time to read later this week? You need to take a break, right?
  64. >Of course, I understand. You need to get home to your family. Maybe af-
  65. >Well, there isn't going to be an after, right. You'll be home.
  66.  
  67. >Maybe- Maybe I can send some books on the way?
  68. >Yeah. Yeah, here's the books. Good luck!
  69.  
  70. >...
  71. >I hope he reads those books.
  72. >Maybe he won't forget me if he does, even if he is gone.
  73.  
  74.  
  75. 4:
  76. >So, Anon...
  77. >You've sitted quietly there, just watching me read, since you arrived
  78. >It's been... Half an hour already
  79. >Are you ready to tell me what your visit is about?
  80. >I mean-! Ah, don't misunderstand, I love having you around and all
  81. >But, well, um...
  82. >...
  83. >Oh, so you DO come for a book
  84. >So, what book are you looking for?
  85. >Something specific, or maybe something from a specific area...?
  86. >...Anon?
  87. >Err, not to be rude or anything, but will I have to wait another half an hour to know what book you want?
  88. >...
  89. >You want a book on dating?!
  90. >Oh, sorry, it's just that... That was a little surprising
  91. >Specially coming from you
  92. >Let me check over in this section over here...
  93. >By the way, didn't you say you wouldn't even try dating when I last asked you about it?
  94. >What with being the only one of your species, and not finding ponies attractive--
  95. >...
  96. >A pony too special to ignore, you say...?
  97. >Wow, Anon... That's...
  98. >Well, I'm glad you finally found somepony to love
  99. >You know I've always strived for you to be happy in our world, and...
  100. >I don't mean to pry, but...
  101. >May I know the name of the lucky mare?
  102. >Actually, let's pretend I didn't ask that, ok?
  103. >It was rude--
  104. >...
  105. >Octavia...?
  106. >You... You were smitten by Octavia's beauty, you say...?
  107. >W-Well, she sure is a pretty mare, even by pony standards...
  108. >It's just...
  109. >Nothing! I mean...
  110. >...
  111. >Ah, her music is heavenly too
  112. >Yeah, she really plays a... Mean... Cello
  113. >Doesn't she?
  114. >I wonder what it feels to play an instrument...
  115. >It must be wonderful, being able to play music so beautiful as to woo even males beyond your species...
  116. >H-Here's your b-book, Anon!
  117. >I ho-hope Octavia accepts your advances!
  118. >...--
  119. >No matter!
  120. >It's l-late already, and your home is far, you should get going!
  121. >OK, THANKS, BYE!
  122. >...
  123. >...
  124. >AAAHH
  125. >STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!
  126. >WHY WOULD THE MOST WONDERFUL BEING IN EQUESTRIA EVEN NOTICE ME?!
  127. >I'M JUST...
  128. >I'm... Just... A boring bookworm...
  129.  
  130.  
  131. 5:
  132. >"Hey anon!"
  133. >"I just got that new Daring Do book in the Library!
  134. >"Wanna go read it together? I mean it is Hearts and Hooves day after-"
  135. >"Huh?"
  136. >"You're going to spend tonight with Rainbow at a Wonderbolts show?"
  137. >"Oh..."
  138. >"I mean, why read some boring old book with me when you can watch the Wonderbolts!"
  139. >"..."
  140. >"With... Rainbow..."
  141. >"It's fine really!"
  142. >"I had a lot of studying to catch up anyway..."
  143. >"Go have fun with Rainbow..."
  144. >"Makes sense after all..."
  145. >"Why not go with the outgoing, athletic, daredevil that she is..."
  146.  
  147. >Instead of the boring, old shut-in that I am...?
  148.  
  149.  
  150. 6:
  151. >Hello, Anon!
  152. >I was just wondering if... well...
  153. >... would you like to go with me for lunch?
  154. >Hmm? Oh, no one else. Just the two of us. The place isn't anything fancy, but...
  155. >... oh, you already have plans?
  156. >... ah yes, you did had your eye on Fluttershy for some time now.
  157. >Nono, it's okay. You don't have to drop your plans for me.
  158. >Have a good time.
  159. >...
  160. >Oh well, can't win them all!
  161.  
  162.  
  163. 7：
  164. >Oh, Anon!
  165. >Fancy meeting you here!
  166. >I, uhh, felt like we could do something fun tonight?
  167. >I mean, we've been talking an awful lot and last time we met I-
  168. >W-what?
  169. >Oh... I see.
  170. >Well, go have fun with Dash I guess...
  171. >...
  172. >Anon, wait...
  173. >Anon, stop.
  174. >STOP!
  175. >Unf!
  176. >You don't know what you're missing...
  177. >Just... let me show you!
  178. >Ah... yes!
  179. >You're such a good boy, Anon
  180.  
  181.  
  182. 8:
  183. >Oh, Anon!
  184. >Nice to see you.
  185. >I, um, wanted to ask you something actually.
  186. >Do you want to go have lunch with me? I, um, accidentally bought reservations for two, and no one else is...
  187. >H-huh?
  188. >... I see.
  189. >No, that's fine. You don't have to cancel for me.
  190. >I'm sure there are other people I can ask.
  191. >...
  192. >Well, there are others I can ask anyway. No big deal.
  193.  
  194.  
  195. 9:
  196. Hi Anon!
  197. Look what I made for you!
  198. It's a super delicious yummy and nutritous glass of Chocolate milk!
  199. It took me about 4 hours just to get the perfect ratio of chocolate syrup and milk concocted to make a blissful glass of heaven just for you, my bestest, truest friend.
  200. Why don't you have a sip?
  201.  
  202. W-what?
  203. Your not thristy?
  204. W-well....that okay I guess.
  205. I mean I did make this for you, and I especially had you in mind when I made it. It's made with a special magic not found anywhere else in Equestria but thats okay Anon.
  206.  
  207. I guess, I'll just go now.
  208. Have a good day Anon.
  209. It was made with love, and I wasn't even going to spill it this time.
  210.  
  211.  
  212. 10:
  213. >Anon! What a pleasant surprise!
  214. >What brings you here?
  215. >A new case? How exciting!
  216. >Um, sure, I can answer a few questions. Come on in, make yourself at home.
  217. >Anything to drink? Tea? Water?
  218. >Okay, tea for me then.
  219. >Are you alright, Anon? You look a bit nervous.
  220. >Is something wrong?
  221. >Change your mind on the water?
  222. >Sure, I'll be right back!
  223. >Hopefully this will help calm down what's troubling you.
  224. >You had some questions for me?
  225. >Oh, I'm doing just fine! I've been studying old spells.
  226. >Some used for investigation hundreds of years ago, but fell into obscurity.
  227. >Maybe I could show you some-
  228. >But... maybe it could help with your case! It's clearly eating away at you.
  229. >...
  230. >I just want to help, Anon.
  231. >That's alright.
  232. >Deep breaths.
  233. >Okay?
  234. >...My family?
  235. >Well, Shining Armor keeps me up to date of the Crystal Empire regularly.
  236. >My parents write every other week or so.
  237. >My father always wrote the letters.
  238. >Last time I saw them was Hearth's Warming Eve.
  239. >Usual family dinner tradition.
  240. >I didn't notice anything strange, except...
  241. >Mother was kind of quiet. That's it.
  242. >...
  243. >No, I don't know of any drinking problem my mother had.
  244. >What are you saying?
  245. >I'm sure. We never had any sort of liquor while I was growing up.
  246. >My father never even raised his voice to her.
  247. >She didn't have any form of depression.
  248. >Anon, tell me what happened.
  249. >...bottle of pills?
  250. >So, she's in the hospital, right?
  251. >She's going to be okay, right?
  252. >Right?
  253. >...Oh...
  254. >...Oh dear Celestia, I...
  255. >...Anon...
  256. >Stay.
  257. >Please stay.
  258. >Can't it wait? What else do you need to know!?
  259. >What the BUCK would Cheerilee know about my mother!?
  260. >Stop it. Just stop.
  261. >Don't go.
  262. >I don't want you back later, Anon.
  263. >I need someone right now.
  264. >Don't send one of my friends over.
  265. >They don't need to know.
  266. >I can't tell Spike yet.
  267. >I need you.
  268. >I know you're busy, but...
  269. >Please.
  270. >ANON.
  271. >PLEASE!
  272. >PLEASE, ANON!
  273. >DON'T LEAVE ME!
  274. >...Don't leave me, Anon...
  275. >...don't...
  276. >...
  277. >...*sob*
  278.  
  279.  
  280. 11:
  281. >You are Twilight.
  282. >And Anon just won't notice you.
  283. >You've read all the books on courtship, both modern and ancient, including more than a few cheesy romance novels, normally below your level, but you're getting desperate.
  284. >He just won't notice you! You tried the sexy librarian look, the cute college girl look, the shy bookish college girl librarian look, EVERYTHING!
  285. >Maybe... he just sees you as a friend...
  286. >You used to wonder what friendship could be...
  287. Now you wonder what his dick feels like
  288.  
  289. ----
  290.  
  291. [Pinkie Pie]
  292.  
  293. 1:
  294. >HIYA ANON!
  295. >Are you ready for the BEST NIGHT EVER?
  296. >How come you're not excited? Aren't you excited!? We've been planning this for, like, forever and ever!
  297. >I'm so excited! I've always wanted to go to this fair and we'll have so much to do and we'll win a big stuffed moose and I'll name him ANONAMOUSE! Get it? It's like---
  298. >What?
  299. >Oh, okay, talk then we'll go, right?
  300. >...Anon? Hello?
  301. >...
  302. >I... I don't understand, Anon. Aren't we going?
  303. >You're... what?
  304. >But... I... We were gonna have fun! We can still have fun, right? Let's go!
  305. >...Please?
  306. >...Okay. I... I understand, Anon. It's just...
  307. >I thought we were having a lot of fun together, is all... I wanted to have more.
  308. >I guess, we... go with someone else?
  309. >Oh! You and... You and Fluttershy. I... Okay.
  310. >I hope you two have lotsa fun! But you won't have nearly as much fun as I will! I'll betcha twenty bits!
  311. >Haha, okay, bye, Anon!
  312. >...
  313. >I... I've never felt so... so...
  314. >Please, Anon, I just...
  315. >I just wanted to have fun...
  316.  
  317.  
  318. 2:
  319. >Hey Nonny! Guess what!
  320. >Maybe you don't remember, but we met exactly ONE YEAR AGO!
  321. >So that's why I'm making a party!
  322. >I've been planning it for A MONTH!
  323. >We can invite our friends, and have fun,
  324. >And after, we both can-
  325. >...
  326. >You... You are going on a date with Fluttershy?
  327. >A quiet dinner... Because of the 1 year aniversary?
  328. >So y-you DO remember! Hehe...
  329. >N-No! Don't you worry none, N-Nonny!
  330. >I can return the party decorations, and...
  331. >No, I hadn't invited anyone else, you won't let anypony down, I swear!
  332. >...
  333. >Ye-Yeah! I'll just go chat with Twilight...
  334. >Have fun with Fluttershy!
  335. >GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR D-D-DATE...!
  336. >...
  337. >You won't let anypony down...
  338. >Anypony... But me...
  339.  
  340.  
  341. 3:
  342. >Pinkie and you sit underneath the tree taking shelter from the rain
  343. >It's been a while since you and Pinkie spoke. You used to be very close.
  344. >She was your first friend in Equestria
  345. >Eventually though you grew a little tired of her juvenile parties. Her antics. You could have had a closer relationship once but now she's just a friend.
  346. >You were always more interested in Rarity
  347. >She sits just a little too far away from you, the rain drizzling on her slightly
  348. >"S-so Anon...you and Rarity are a c-couple right?"
  349. >"Well yeah"
  350. >"Ah...have you ever kissed her?"
  351. >You jerk your head back a little and turn red
  352. >Why do you want to know that!?"
  353. >"I just...need to"
  354. >"Promise you won't get mad"
  355. >Oh it's not like that Anon I just...wanna know thats all
  356. >You're relieved. For a moment there you thought she might actually have feelings for you
  357. >"...I haven't"
  358. >Pinkie stares forwards without meeting your eye
  359. >"Oh"
  360. >You feel kind of pathetic now
  361. >"B-but you know we've held hands...hooves whatever"
  362. >"Ah..."
  363. >"And we've nuzzled noses!"
  364. >Pinkies face twitches a little
  365. >"And thanks to you we've been baking cakes together on the weekend
  366. >Pinkie shudders slightly
  367. >"Whats wrong?"
  368. >Aah haha nothing Anon nothing... so you...l-love her?"
  369. >You're getting flustered
  370. >"Yeah, I love her"
  371. >Pinkie looks down and sighs
  372. >You hold your palm out and feel the rain
  373. >"Well it looks like the rain is letting up. I'll see you around Pinkie"
  374. >Pinkie smiles at you.
  375. >"You bet Anon!"
  376. >You walk off.
  377. >Pinkie takes a deep breath and sighs to herself
  378. >"You did it Pinkie, you didn't cry in front of him. You're going to be oka-
  379. >"Oh by the way, Pinkie!
  380. >She stares at you wide eyed
  381. >"I almost forgot. I got you this"
  382. >You hand her a small box of chocolates
  383. >"I saw them while I was in Manehatten on friday and I remembered they were you favorite"
  384. >Pinkie just stares
  385. >"Pinkie?"
  386. >Tears well up in her eyes
  387. >"That's not fair Anon..."
  388. >"That's not fair"
  389. >Pinkie bursts into tears and runs off.
  390.  
  391.  
  392. 4:
  393. >Oh boy, anon! Today's gonna be a super fantastic day!
  394. >We're gonna go to sugar cube corner, then to the park, then we'l go swimming!
  395. >Oh! I almost forgot! I have a surprise for you!
  396. >Huh? Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was too excited about--
  397. >...
  398. >O-oh. Twilight's house?
  399. >You... want to break up?
  400. >It's no problem, anon...
  401. >Yeah... I know she's a princess...
  402. >Yeah... I know I'm just an earth pony.
  403. >Oh my gosh! I didn't mean for it to come out like that! I swear!
  404. >You're right. We don't want this to be any more awkward than it needs to be.
  405. >...
  406. >Good bye, anon.
  407. >But... I had a cake prepared for you...
  408. >It was red velvet... your favorite...
  409. >And it said "will you marry me" across the top
  410. >And just when I thought I had something to live for... when I thought I could finally stop pretending.
  411.  
  412.  
  413. 5:
  414. >Oh, boy! It's good to see you, anon!
  415. >Guess what! I made this super yummy cake that's a Pinkie original!
  416. >You should come by later tonight to try it out!
  417. >It's got all kinds of ingredients, but I'm not gonna say, because then it wouldn't be a surprise, right?
  418. >How about 7 o'clock?
  419. >Oh...
  420. >Trixie's show, huh...?
  421. >Well, you should come by afterwards! It'd be like an after party!
  422. >Oh! That's it! We could have a party, just the two of us!
  423. >Oh... No, I get it, backstage passes really are hard to come by.
  424. >D-date ideas? I don't really know Trixie all that well, but...
  425. >Ice skating?
  426. >Oh, of course I'd like it... I'm sure she will too.
  427. >Yeah, no problem. Bye anon...
  428. >...
  429. >But it's my birthday...
  430. >...and the cake was for you...
  431.  
  432.  
  433. 6:
  434. >Hey there! Nice to finally see you, I know we said around this time, but it always looks like it takesl onger than it should for you to be around! Haha!
  435. >Hm? Yeah, there is a party, but actually, that's not why I told you to come here early today.
  436. >Well....Actually........I just wanted to tell you to spend the party with Rarity this time.
  437. >Yeah, I know, it's just....I've seen how you look at her, and how well you two get along. You have the....biggest smile....ever on your face when you're with her, so I want you to go for it!
  438. >No, no. I....I'll be fine! If you're smiling, I'm happy! It's in my song, don't you remember? I love to see you smile, smile, smile!
  439. >Yes....I'm fine. Just have fun. Okay?
  440. >No, I can take care of organizing the rest of the balloons myself. You go and get ready yourself.
  441. >Yup! I love you too, Nonny.
  442. >*the door shuts behind him*
  443. > And I love to see you smile, smile, smile....Yes I do...
  444. > It...fills my heart with...with......
  445. >...
  446.  
  447. ----
  448.  
  449. [Rainbow Dash]
  450.  
  451. 1:
  452. >Hey, Anon! You ready to go hit up the football field?
  453. >What's up? We've been planning this all week!
  454. >You...can't come?
  455. >Wait, but why? What came up?
  456. >A-Applejack? What'd you have planned with her?
  457. >But I have front row tickets...!
  458. >Okay....I get it...
  459. >No. Just go anon, you got plans.
  460. >Anon just leave!
  461. >Why anon....it was going to be you and I under the rafters when the game was over...
  462. >Idiot...I jjust wanted some special time with you...
  463.  
  464.  
  465. 2:
  466. >Hey Anon! Do you want to go flying today?
  467. >Why not? The view will be great!
  468. >You’ve always wanted to see Equestria from a different perspective. You just have to wrap your arms around my …
  469. >What do you mean?
  470. >You just don’t want to go because you think you’re too heavy for me. That’s got to be it!
  471. >Oh come on! I am the greatest flier in all of Equestria, aren’t I?
  472. >Oh that’s r-right; I forgot that you are going to Canterlot with Rarity.
  473. >Well that’s … uh … okay I guess. We can always go another d-day.
  474. >No-o I’m fine Anon … don’t worry … I understand … it’s just that … uh …
  475. >Don’t worry … I understand you have plans … w-we all have plans …
  476. >Yeah that’s r-right …
  477. >Well I guess I’ll see you later … I g-guess.
  478. >Have fun with R-rarity.
  479. >B-bye Anon …
  480. >…
  481. >… I know that Anon had made plans but …
  482. >… But I …
  483. >… I just wanted to help him do what he could never do on his own.
  484.  
  485.  
  486. 3:
  487. >"Hey anon!"
  488. >"Listen, you've been in Equestria for a long time now... I think about a year and you've never seen a Wonderbolt Show!"
  489. >"So... I worked my flank off for the past 3 months to get enough bits to get us both front row seats!"
  490. >"The show is Wednesday!"
  491. >"It's going to be so awesome-"
  492. >"Wait, what?"
  493. >"W- what do you mean you were going to spend the day with Twilight on a... Date!?"
  494. >"Well... I guess I should have asked you first before doing this but..."
  495. >"Um.. Well... It's no big deal."
  496. >"I'll just see if Fluttershy wants to go..."
  497. >"You're gonna go hang out with Twilight now? Okay... Gotcha..."
  498. >"N- no I'm fine! Really! Go be happy and have fun with Twi!
  499. >"Alright... See you later... anon..."
  500. >...
  501. >"Figures he'd like Twilight more than me..."
  502. >Why would he want a stupid pony like me?
  503.  
  504.  
  505. 4:
  506. >What took you so long?
  507. >I've been waiting for days to go air-gliding with you!
  508. >I mean... what I meant to say was, I've been waiting to go air-gliding, and it's TOTALLY uncool to do it alone and all.
  509. >...
  510. >Wait... you can't make it?
  511. >Oh, Fluttershy will be fine. She has these kinds of sad fits all the time, but she always bounces back.
  512. >...
  513. >What do you mean you never want to see her like that again?
  514. >Oh... Anon, I didn't know you felt that way about her...
  515. >It's cool! Really. Go on and help Fluttershy feel better.
  516. >Yeah, heh heh. See you around.
  517. >...
  518. >Dang it, Fluttershy! I've been waiting all week for this!
  519. >...
  520. >I've been waiting for a guy like him for so long...
  521.  
  522.  
  523. 5:
  524. >*Swoosh*
  525. >Hey, Anon!
  526. >How ya doin', bro?
  527. >Yeah, awesome! Like always!
  528. >Sooooo...
  529. >Listen, I got hooked up with two tickets to go see the Wonderbolts!
  530. >Of course, you know what I'm about to say.
  531. >Your line is, "Why yes Rainbow Dash, I totally want to go see the Wonderbolts with you! I've only been thinking about it non-stop because you're the most awesome-"
  532. >Huh? You...
  533. >You don't wanna go?
  534. >But, I like... saved up so long for these, Anon.
  535. >I was hoping we could go see 'em together...
  536. >Twilight?! But she's an egghead!
  537. >No, no... I'm sorry, I should've seen it.
  538. >You have been hanging around her a lot, I suppose...
  539. >I just thought, because you were hanging out a lot with me too, that...
  540. >Alright. See ya, Anon.
  541.  
  542. /Of course, he wants a smart, caring girl... Not lazy, dumb Rainbow Dash.../
  543.  
  544. ----
  545.  
  546. [Sweetie Belle]
  547.  
  548. 1:
  549. >Hi, Anon! Are you ready for some CRUSADING?!
  550. >Gosh, I've been waiting for this allll day at school!
  551. >I know YOU already have your cutie mark, Anon, it's so nice of you to help me with mine!
  552. >What do you wanna do first?! We could explore the crystal cave, or go water skiing, or climb up that mountain where the DRAGON used to live! OOH or you could show me some of your MAGIC! That would...
  553. >Wait, what...?
  554. >Oh, you're... you're doing something with my big sister?
  555. >Yeah, I know, you two are best friends...
  556. >Me? No way! Rarity likes all that fru fru stuff! BORING!
  557. >We can go crusading some other time!
  558. >Yeah... well... bye, Anon!
  559. >...
  560. >Rarity?
  561. >...Sister?
  562. >...but...
  563. >...I thought you knew...
  564.  
  565.  
  566. 2:
  567. >Hey Anon!
  568. >Thanks for agreeing to help me with my homework.
  569. >Rarity's been too busy and I'm nearly failing math.
  570. >So where do.. Huh!?
  571. >You're leaving?
  572. >To Manehatten?
  573. >B-but I thought..
  574. >N-no you're right.
  575. >I know you're eager to travel Equestria..
  576. >Alright. G-goodbye, Anon...
  577.  
  578. >Sigh.. I'm not really failing math. I just wanted to spend time with you, Anon.
  579. >You're the only one that really spends time with me.
  580. >But you didn't noticed.
  581. >Nopony ever notices.
  582.  
  583.  
  584. 3:
  585. >Anon! You're here!
  586. >You have no idea how much I've been waiting to see you!
  587. >School was really hard today. Silver Spoon was making fun of me cause Snails can do spells that I can't yet.
  588. >That doesn't matter, though! You're finally here!
  589. >What are we gonna do first?
  590. >We could go swimming or play tag and build a rocket ship or--
  591. >What? Sorry, I didn't hear you.
  592. >...
  593. >You... have to cancel plans?
  594. >But... we had the day planned together.
  595. >It was finally going to be a day where we could be together... just the two of us...
  596. >No! No, it's OK. I... I don't mind.
  597. >Yeah, I know you have to go.
  598. >I'll see you later...
  599. >...
  600. >Anon! Can... Can I just ask what you're up to?
  601. >What... what do you mean I wouldn't want to know...?
  602. >It's fine, Anon. I'm sure whatever you're doing is important to you.
  603. >...
  604. >Why... Why are you going to my sister's house...?
  605. >A... date?
  606. >How long have you been seeing her?
  607. >But... what about all the times we had together, Anon? What about when we had that night in the clubhouse?
  608. >That was my first kiss...
  609. >Oh! No! No, it's fine! Really!
  610. >I'm sorry! Forget it.
  611. >...
  612. >Wow... You must really like her, huh?
  613. >Oh... You love her...
  614. >Anon... are you two going to have sex...?
  615. >...
  616. >I'm... I'm happy that you're happy, Anon!
  617. >She's really a catch! Now go get her before she starts worrying about you!
  618. >No problem. I'll see you later.
  619. >...
  620. >*loud crying*
  621. >Anon! How could you!
  622. >I... I made you something at school today...
  623. >*takes out card in the shape of a heart*
  624. >Anon & Sweetie Belle.
  625. >I'm giving you my heart, because I know you'll always take care of it.
  626. >I love you.
  627.  
  628. ----
  629.  
  630. [Cadence]
  631.  
  632. >So, tomorrow's the big day!
  633. >What do you think?
  634. >Sorry, I suppose I'm just a little anxious about all of this, what with being taken captive and impersonated by Queen Chrysalis.
  635. >At least my dress is still in one piece.
  636. >By the way, I, I never actually thanked you for stepping up and rescuing me.
  637. >Thank you, Anonymous.
  638. >I don't know where I would be if it weren't for you.
  639. >Maybe, you'd like to go out and celebrate my last night as a free mare with me?
  640. >Oh.
  641. >Oh I see.
  642. >Yes, I understand, why wouldn't Shining Armor want to get you fitted for a tuxedo?
  643. >I mean, you did save the day.
  644. >No, go ahead, time is of the essence after all.
  645. >I'll see you at the ceremony tomorrow.
  646. >...
  647. >I suppose it's only right.
  648. >I shouldn't be having thoughts like that anyway
  649. >Shining Armor and I are meant for one another
  650. >But...
  651. >Anonymous, I'm so scared of what's to come.
  652. >I don't want to face it
  653. >Not without you.
  654.  
  655. ----
  656.  
  657. [Luna]
  658.  
  659. 1:
  660. >Hello, Anonymous!
  661. >'Tis with great pleasure that we find you this night!
  662. >We have worked very hard to make sure we're free of royal duties tonight.
  663. >This night shall be for fun!
  664. >We are delighted to declare you our royal companion for the night!
  665. >Hooray!
  666. >What?
  667. >O-oh... Yes, w-we understand.
  668. >Verily the task our sister hath delegated you it's quite important.
  669. >B-be on your way, Anonymous, make us proud!
  670. >Make us very proud...
  671. >...
  672. >Why, Tia?
  673. >...Anonymous...
  674. >Anon...
  675. >...I made this night for you.
  676.  
  677.  
  678. 2:
  679. >Huzzah!
  680. >Greetings and fair tidings to you, Anonymous!
  681. >While we do not doubt thou remembers,
  682. >Today is the the anniversary of thine arrival to our fair lands.
  683. >And, as such We have scheduled a meteor shower for Equestria to enjoy.
  684. >Your arrival and talk of how thine race enjoyed the night inspired us to prepare an event for this day.
  685. >We were hoping thou would like to join u-
  686. >...
  687. >O-Oh? A date with our sister?
  688. >Thou art going to the theatre together?..
  689. >Nay, 'tis no trouble Anonymous...
  690. >T-There is always the next year, is there not..?
  691. >...
  692. >We art sure the ponies will still enjoy our night.
  693. >T-Take care...
  694. >...
  695. >I thought thou liked our night..?
  696. >It seems we wert mistaken...
  697.  
  698.  
  699. 3:
  700. >Ah, excuse us Anon! We did not mean to run into you thus. Are you all right?
  701. >S... still, quite the coincidence to encounter each other thus, do you not agree?
  702. >Wh... what? We most certainly were not waiting around that corner for the last hour.
  703. >Aheh, you, you've caught us out Anon.
  704. >So... so since you are here...
  705. >We... we were wondering if perhaps you might care to, to, to partake in our hobbies with us?
  706. >We have acquired a new set of brands we would love to--
  707. >Yes, brands. One heats them in a fire and then one--
  708. >O... oh, you don't think that sound very fun?
  709. >Well, perhaps you would like to try red-hot needles through the nipples?
  710. >Oh no, we assure you we are most skilled in the application...
  711. >Oh... then... is there some manner sport you would prefer?
  712. >Oh! We know! There is a thing called "erotic asphyxiation!" It sounds most--
  713. >Ah, s... sorry. Sorry. We didn't mean...
  714. >Just sorry.
  715. >Y... yeah, see you anon, Anon.
  716. >Stupid, stupid Luna. Thinking he would want to...
  717. >Why couldn't he desire our Mark forever engraved upon his flesh?
  718. >There in none other we would wish to give it to...
  719.  
  720.  
  721. 4:
  722. >Anon...we need to talk
  723. >No no, nothing like that
  724. >We....I saw your dreams last night
  725. >There were of my sister
  726. >What do you mean you and her have been....but don't we?
  727. >Ah yes, well, of course!
  728. >Your friendship means the world to me too and it wouldn't change anything if you...and my sister
  729. >No, of course not! She is a lovely mare and is lucky to have you show such...interest
  730. >Ha ha, of course I won't tell her what you dreamed of, that would be awful of me
  731. >Huh? Oh...I think lemon drops are her favorite...
  732. >You're welcome...take care...
  733. >...
  734. >I though you liked me
  735. >But you only were friends to learn about my sister
  736. >It wouldn't bother me so much if you only gave me a chance first
  737. >Nobody ever asks what my favorite dessert is...
  738.  
  739.  
  740. 5:
  741. >Good evening anon! Good to see you!
  742. >I..er..just wanted to ask you something
  743. >Oh you are? Well, I'll make it quick
  744. >W-would you like to have dinner with me tomorrow night?
  745. >Ah, you're busy, how about the night after?
  746. >Busy then too? I see...
  747. >Well how about-
  748. >Oh..yes you best get going then..
  749. >N-nice to see you anon, take care!
  750. I thought we were friends
  751.  
  752.  
  753. 6:
  754. >You arrive on the top of a large, spiraling tower, rising high into the night sky. It's mid winter; down below many noble ponies are cheering and celebrating Hearth's Warming Eve. The Princess of the Night, on the other hand, is not, and prefers her dinner alone. But tonight, for your first Hearth's Warming Eve, you were surprised to find a blue letter in front of your door in one of the many guest rooms in the palace. Being the only human ever known to walk in Equestria, you were treated as a diplomat and given many royalties as a sign of good will toward your race.
  755. >In your time in the castle, you've met many strange ponies, but what stood out to you the most was the three Princesses, who seemed the most lively of them all (at least, to your knowledge). In fact, you had your eye set on Princess Twilight in terms of relations for a while, but that has not detoured you from spending time with the other rulers.
  756. >Your night was planned out perfectly. In fact, you had rather hoped to ask Twilight the question before the festivities were over, as she seemed rather drawn to you as well. But with the note, you gave a rather confused sigh.
  757. >"Greetings, dear Anon! 'Tis I, Luna. I am requesting your presence in my chambers at 10 o'clock for a hearty meal, and much merriment to be had!" Was the gist of the letter, and you decided to make it quick. It would be improper to not attend, considering how she's the second in ownership of these vast lands, so you would simply arrive, chat for a bit, and head downstairs to join the feast.
  758.  
  759. >You knock on the door, and before the thrice knock of your knuckle it swings open to an overjoyed nightly Princess, a large smile stretching across her face. She beckons you inside, waving you on to the ornate table near the fireplace. It's small, meant for two, or three at most, with already a small platter of food on a tray nearby. Two seats are closer than you'd expect, the fireplace on one side to illuminate the room against the moonlight from the window on the other. The room is dim, otherwise, with most of the light focused on the table, with two small candles on the desk near the wall.
  760. >"'Tis good to see you well, Anon! Please, have a seat, and the celebrations shall begin!"
  761. >She pulls the chair free of the table, motioning for you to sit with a hoof as she graciously makes her way to her own stool. She seems to fumble nervously as she sets out two plates with her magic, almost dropping one as she tries to not make the silence you provide awkward. You sit down regardless, and smile, a bit anxious.
  762. Good evening, your majesty. It's... uhm... good to see you well, too?
  763. >She laughs as if you made a joke, then quickly catches herself, her magic setting a loaf of fine bread onto your plate, the tray moving closer to the table to say "help yourself". She leans on her hooves, talking about the night and the party downstairs, never breaking eye contact with you. She seems eccentric; though it isn't the first time.
  764. >"Would you like some wine, Anon?" She asks, uncorking a bottle much too quickly as it spurts across your fine suit. She jumps to clean it off with a napkin, bumping the table with a blush.
  765. Luna! Oh, great, now I have to change... ugh...
  766. >You sigh, backing away a bit to get out of her reach. For the last few minutes, she has been repeating many apologies to the point where she's trying her best not to stumble over the words.
  767. Listen, uh... Luna... I need to go...
  768.  
  769. >Her scrambling to return your suit to its former state is stopped by the word "go", as if the workbell rang and it's time to go home. She pulls back slowly, returning to her seat.
  770. >"What do you mean, Anon? Is everything we supplied not to your liking, or?..."
  771. I have... other plans, and I really just came by to be polite... nothing worse than a no show, y'know?
  772. >Her eyes lose their gleam near instantly, as a silence overtakes the room. Only the crackling of the fire remains as she stares at you silently.
  773. >"I... see..."
  774. It's just, I don't want to miss the party below, and I'm pretty sure Twilight is probably missing me by now...
  775. >"Twilight? W-What?..."
  776. I was planning on asking her out...
  777. >It's like a rock has fallen from the sky, and struck the Princess on the head. She sighs, her iridescent mane losing quite a bit of its shimmer as she sets the wine down.
  778. >"We accept your apologies, Anon. You are free from my domain."
  779. >The fire dims and nearly is put out to ash as the window is rattled by the wind outside, as you quietly stand up and head for the door. You touch the knob and look back at the Princess. To your eyes, her regal pose has fallen and she looks... lost. Without way or reason.
  780. Thank you for the meal, Luna.
  781. >You turn the handle, and silently close the door behind you. Returning to your room, you change and head below, to meet Twilight as she greets you with a cheery smile.
  782. >In the room above, Luna begins to cry.
  783. >"B-But Anon... We... I... I wanted to share my hearth with... with you..."
  784.  
  785. ----
  786.  
  787. [Rarity]
  788.  
  789. 1:
  790. >Hello, Anon, darling!
  791. >So glad you could make it. I've been looking forward this evening for weeks!
  792. >Just you and me, at the Canterlot orchestra, then dinner at the fanciest restaurant of Canterlot. Oh, I've always dreamed of having dinner there!
  793. >You don't know how hard I had to work to get us the tickets and reservations!
  794. >I almost didn't have time to create a lovely dress just for this ocassion!
  795. >Huh? Yes, darling. You can talk. Sorry that I got a little carried away; I'm just sooo excited
  796. >...what's with the long sigh, dear?
  797. >...
  798. >e-excuse me? c-cancelled plans?
  799. >O-oh... with Pinkie Pie?
  800. >oh no no, d-don't worry, it's fine, darling, haha
  801. >w-we can just... go some other time...
  802. >you go have fun with Pinkie...*sob* I-I will see you tomorrow, okay dear?
  803. >...
  804. >A-anon... I thought you cared...
  805. >I planned this evening for weeks...
  806. >... w-what am I gonna do with these tickets and the reservation?... *sob*
  807. >...you didn't even get to see me on my dress...
  808.  
  809.  
  810. 2:
  811. >Why hello Anonymous!
  812. >What a surprise to see you here Mr Anon,
  813. >I was about to go out and find you myself.
  814. >No matter, this saves me the extra time of having to find you myself.
  815. >I've been hard at work making a brand new suit for you
  816. >...
  817. >You like it?
  818. >Oh Darling, it thrills me to hear you say tha-
  819. >F-For your date with F-Fluttershy...?
  820. >Yes, I do think she would... L-Love it too, she has an eye for fashion a-as well..
  821. >How much do you owe me..?
  822. >Oh,
  823. >You can have it on the house.
  824. >It was already a gift to you anyways...
  825. >...
  826. >Another handsome Prince has left you Rarity...
  827. >You should know by now that fairy tales don't come true after all...
  828.  
  829.  
  830. 3:
  831. >Oh, hello, anon!
  832. >I wasn't expecting you to stop by!
  833. >Oh! Since you're here, I wanted to show you something extra special that I've been working on!
  834. >What's that, dear?
  835. >Oh... you came for... my sister?
  836. >Oh, that's fine. She's right upstairs.
  837. >Hmm? What's that you have?
  838. >Oh... two tickets to the... Canterlot fashion show...
  839. >Of course she'd love it! I mean, who wouldn't?
  840. >Yes, she's just upstairs.
  841. >...
  842. >How could you, anon?
  843. >I was going to show you my wedding dress...
  844.  
  845.  
  846. 4:
  847. >Why, hello there, Anon. How are you doing?
  848. >I hope you're not busy, as I've come to give you a present!
  849. >You see, I'm all too aware of how you've been stuck wearing those awful rags since you arrived here...
  850. >And I wanted to show you some new clothes I made just for you!
  851. >It really wasn't any trouble at all - in fact, it was simply fascinating working on human clothing!
  852. >If you'd like any more, I'd be all too happy to—
  853. >Y-You don't like them?
  854. >But I was sure they'd be to your liking...
  855. >N-Not to worry, Anon, I'll just revise the design!
  856. >You'll be sure to love my next outfi—
  857. >"D-Don't bother"? But...
  858. >Anon, I made these for you!
  859. >Anon, where are you going?!
  860. >...
  861. >Well, I suppose they simply weren't as good as I thought...
  862. >T-That's all right...I-I'm sure he's just in a bad mood.
  863. >...Why do I even bother?
  864.  
  865. >Maybe they were all just pretending to like my outfits....
  866.  
  867. ----
  868.  
  869. [Gilda]
  870.  
  871. 1:
  872. >Hey, what's up dweeb?
  873. >Ha, ha, nah I'm just messin with ya.
  874. >Anyway, you ready to hit up that new Brayzillian Steak House?
  875. >I heard that when the meat hits the plate it's still mooing!
  876. >Huh?
  877. >Wonderbolts show?
  878. >Pfft, why would you want to go to something dorkfest like that?
  879. >Oh, it's a showcase for the recruits?
  880. >And Rainbow Dash invited you?
  881. >...Heh, sorry monkey-man but I'm going to have to pass, Dash and I don't really see eye to eye anymore.
  882. >Nah, don't worry about dinner, we'll catch up again sometime, all right?
  883. >Later, dork
  884. >...
  885. >Stupid Anon, and Rainbow Dash too.
  886. >They're just a couple of flip-flopping dweebs.
  887. >I don't need either of them!
  888. >...I... I really don't.
  889.  
  890.  
  891. 2:
  892. >Hmph... Hi, Anon.
  893. >Nah, it's nothing, just that I'll be cutting short my visit.
  894. >I'll tell you on the way, c'mon, let's go now.
  895. >...
  896. >What?
  897. >...
  898. >You wha—?
  899. >No, forget that. I said: We are leaving!
  900. >Ugh... FINE!
  901. >If you want to stick with the lame ponies, then suit yourself.
  902. >I am not waiting for you anymore.
  903. >...
  904. >You know what I am saying, Anon. Don't act as if you don't know.
  905. >...
  906. >Huh, figures you two would end up together.
  907. >Y-you're both lame.
  908. >I'm off!
  909. >...
  910. >Stupid Rainbow Dash...
  911. >Stupid Anon.
  912. >Pfft. It's their loss.
  913. >I don't need them...
  914. >I don't need anybody!
  915. >I'm sure I'll be alright...
  916. >It's not as if I'm not used to being alone.
  917.  
  918.  
  919. 3:
  920. >Hey! Anon!
  921. >Stop there, where do you think you are going?
  922. >We are leaving, dude
  923. >...
  924. >No, dumbass, we are leaving Ponyville
  925. >...
  926. >Yes! Now!
  927. >...--
  928. >Don't even ask why, dweeb
  929. >There's no reason to stay in this town for losers
  930. >Not with that traitor Dash and her "new friends"
  931. >Who needs her anyways?
  932. >It's not like I didn't have you to keep me company, heh
  933. >...
  934. >Who cares where we are going?
  935. >Actually, we could use this opportunity to go have some fun in that forest ponies are so afraid of
  936. >What do you say, time to have an awesome adventure or what!
  937. >...
  938. >What do you mean you are not going?
  939. >Aww, don't be such a baby, Anon
  940. >W-Well, if you are too scared to go there, we can always, you know
  941. >Go home or something
  942. >Adventure some other day, some place you are not that scared of...
  943. >...
  944. >What?!
  945. >Staying?
  946. >Why?
  947. >...
  948. >You want to stay here with that loser Dash and her loser friends?
  949. >C-Come on, Anon
  950. >You know I don't like those jokes
  951. >They are not funny at all, you know
  952. >...
  953. >Y-You really meant that?
  954. >Aah, dude, not you too!
  955. >Don't go all "Rainbow Dash" on me, now of all times!
  956. >What are you even gonna do here, become a loser like the others?
  957. >...
  958. >YOU FEEL OFFENDED
  959. >REALLY
  960. >WHEN DID YOU BECOME THIS MUCH OF A LOSER?!
  961. >...You know what?
  962. >I don't care
  963. >I don't even care!
  964. >So long, loser
  965. >See you never
  966. >...
  967. >That's right, Gilda, t-they are just in the way of your awesome style...!
  968. >You would never... Miss a dweeb... Like Anon...
  969. >Not even if... He was your last friend...
  970.  
  971.  
  972. 4:
  973. >Hey, Anon. Wanna go out tonight?
  974. >You know, going to a couple of pubs, then going back home and listen to some music, and just chill out.
  975. >So, what do you say?
  976. >Huh?
  977. >What? Ponyville? Again, what for this time?
  978. >The pink one is throwing a party, huh...
  979. >I see...
  980. >No, go by yourself, I'm pretty sure they missed you.
  981. >I mean, geez, when was the last time you went? Two fucking days ago?
  982. >Yeah, yeah, sorry about that.
  983. >It's just that, well, we barely spend time together anymore.
  984. >But, well. If you wanna go, just go.
  985. >Yeah, go on your own, it's fine.
  986. >I said it's fine.
  987. >Fuck, Anon, for all it matters you can go!
  988. >I don't care.
  989. >And you know why I don't care?
  990. >Because you prefer spending time with those losers than with me!
  991. >So why would 'I' want to spend time with you!?
  992. >And you know what!?
  993. >I don't need you! And I don't need Dash, either!
  994. >I don't need anybody.
  995. >I'm completely fone on my own.
  996. >I really am...
  997. ****
  998. >Sup dwee-
  999. >I mean...h-hey, Anon.
  1000. >Are you free right now?
  1001. >*Huff* Okay, here goes...
  1002. >I just wanted to say these past few days have been really special for me.
  1003. >I actually feel happy hanging out with you.
  1004. >Like I finally have a real friend.
  1005. >Y'know, someone that actually...cares about me.
  1006. >...
  1007. >I guess that sounds pretty lame, huh?
  1008. >But being around you...I feel like I can really open up.
  1009. >Like I can show you the real me.
  1010. >That's why...that's why I want to get to know you better.
  1011. >You're just such a great guy, and you're handsome, and funny, and...
  1012. >...
  1013. >I-I'm trying to say that, if you w-want, we could like, hangout.
  1014. >Ugh, no, what I mean is...why is it so hard to get the words out.
  1015. >Anon, will you go out with me?
  1016. >...
  1017. >Y-you will?!
  1018. >*Sniffle* A-anon, t-thank you. Thank you for giving me a chance.
  1019.  
  1020. Not today.
  1021.  
  1022. ----
  1023.  
  1024. [Octavia]
  1025.  
  1026. >Good evening, Anonymous, it's a pleasure see you.
  1027. >You should have told me you'd be coming earlier.
  1028. >It's quite alright, that way we can go to the theater together.
  1029. >It will be a lovely concert, we've been rehearsing for a long time, and I think...
  1030. >...what?
  1031. >Oh! Oh...
  1032. >I... I see.
  1033. >No, no. It's quite allright.
  1034. >You're a very busy person.
  1035. >I guess it was a bit silly of me to think I could spend the whole night with you.
  1036. >Oh, no don't worry, I understand
  1037. >Very well, I'm sure there's someone else who can use your ticket.
  1038. >There's high demand for first row tickets, after all.
  1039. >I'm sure there'll be other times.
  1040. >G-goodbye, Anonymous...
  1041. >Take care.
  1042. >...
  1043. >I wanted you to see me play, Anonymous.
  1044. >I wanted you to see me triumph...
  1045. >I.. I wanted to play for you...
  1046.  
  1047. ----
  1048.  
  1049. [Lyra]
  1050.  
  1051. 1:
  1052. >Anon! Good to see you!
  1053. >Tonight is the big night, I'm finally going to play in front of an entire theater!
  1054. >You think maybe you can brush my--
  1055. >....what?
  1056. >No, that's impossible!
  1057. >I thought she...she was always...and now...with you?
  1058. >How could Bon Bon do that?!
  1059. >N-no I'm not crying...just a little confused, that's all
  1060. >I need some time to think, just...just go!
  1061. >...
  1062. >How am i going to play now?
  1063. >It was a melody about my lover and my best friend...
  1064.  
  1065.  
  1066. 2:
  1067. >Oh, sweet Celestia, I can't believe you're real!
  1068. >This is so exciting!
  1069. >I always wanted to see one of you people!
  1070. >Oh, boy, we're going to have a blast!
  1071. >There's a lot of things to do in the town, believe it or not!
  1072. >And wait until you meet everyone else!
  1073. >There's Bon Bon, and Golden Harvest, and--
  1074. >Huh?
  1075. >Twilight? What are you doing here?
  1076. >...What?
  1077. >H-he has to go?
  1078. >The Princesses?
  1079. >R-right, I guess he's pretty.
  1080. >I mean, a pretty big deal.
  1081. >Hey, remember to come back to Ponyville when you can!
  1082. >We can hang out, okay?
  1083. >Goodbye!
  1084. >Goodbye...
  1085. >...
  1086. >...why?
  1087. >After so long, I finally got to meet a human...
  1088. >I just wanted to get to know you...
  1089. >...Don't you wanna know me too?
  1090.  
  1091.  
  1092. 3:
  1093. >Anon, buddy, you made it!
  1094. >Aw man, I thought you'd never come
  1095. >What made my favourite human take so long to meet his favourite pony?
  1096. >Wait, right, that was not the way to say it
  1097. >I think it was... Ah, yeah, "Best" pony!
  1098. >So what made best human take so long to meet best pony?
  1099. >...
  1100. >If you know I say this stuff just to mess with you, why do you still get all flustered?
  1101. >Aha, gotcha
  1102. >So, are you going to just stand there like the dummy you are, or come here and give me a hug?
  1103. >What's with that look on your face, Anon? Some ponies bullying you again?
  1104. >Anon... Are you alright?
  1105. >Anon...
  1106. >You know you can tell me anything, right?
  1107. >Y-You don't need to cry! I'm sure we can get whatever is bothering you sorted out!
  1108. >Come on, tell me! Before you make me cry too!
  1109. >...
  1110. >You... Bon Bon rejected you?
  1111. >...
  1112. >She said that...?
  1113. >...
  1114. >N-No, Anon, don't say stuff like that, I--
  1115. >...
  1116. >Look, I'll talk to her, ok? I'm sure she just didn't want to hurt me...
  1117. >A-And, you know, you are just a friend anyways
  1118. >Bon Bon is just confused!
  1119. >I'm sure she really likes you, the same way you like her...
  1120. >Here, have a tissue... Wait here
  1121. >I'll go t-talk to her right now...
  1122. >Stupid, stupid, stupid! You're a stupid mare, Lyra!
  1123. >Did you really expect him to like you when you are always bothering him?
  1124. >Why... Why do I always mess my own chances of being happy?
  1125.  
  1126. ----
  1127.  
  1128. [Spitfire]
  1129.  
  1130. >Hey, there's my top cadet!
  1131. >Wow, it's good to be back home
  1132. >Listen, I know that things have been crazy lately...
  1133. >Especially with the touring and meet and greets
  1134. >But I was thinking now that I'm home we could get some one on one time.
  1135. >Heh, I'm glad you agree
  1136. >Because I reserved us a condo for a week down at the seashore!
  1137. >You and me, surf, sand and sunsets, it'll be great!
  1138. >And maybe you can work out some of the kinks in my wings, huh?
  1139. >...Oh, you've got a meeting with the delegates in Canterlot.
  1140. >Wow, that's really exciting.
  1141. >Huh?
  1142. >No, I probably shouldn't have sprung this on you on such short notice.
  1143. >Nah, don't worry about it.
  1144. >You spend your time getting pampered and I'll drag one of the gals down to the shore with me.
  1145. >Just know that you're missing out on me in my new suit
  1146. >Yeah, see you in a week.
  1147. >...
  1148. >Breathe, soldier.
  1149. >It's just a week without him.
  1150. >Just... just like every other week...
  1151.  
  1152. ----
  1153.  
  1154. [Applejack]
  1155.  
  1156. 1:
  1157. >Howdy, Anon. Fancy seein ya' today.
  1158. >How are you?
  1159. >Well I'm glad you're fine.
  1160. >...
  1161. >Say...
  1162. >Big Mac and I finished the chores early.
  1163. >Wanna come around and have a couple of early cups of cider?
  1164. >Waddaya say, partner?
  1165. >Oh...
  1166. >Y-you had plans with Rarity...
  1167. >I see, it's allright.
  1168. >What?
  1169. >Oh, no no, I wouldn't want to impose.
  1170. >Those fancy gatherings ain't for me.
  1171. >Nah, I tell ya. It's fine.
  1172. >You can always come any other day, you know you're welcomed at the farm.
  1173. >W-well, got to get going.
  1174. >See ya 'round, Anon!
  1175. >...
  1176. >*sigh*
  1177. >Just keep walking, girl. No need to let him see you cry...
  1178.  
  1179. 2:
  1180. >Hey, Anon! Ready to go to the fair? I can't wait to introduce you to all my relatives. They'll like you, I'm certain.
  1181. >What do you mean, you forgot?
  1182. >Plans with who?
  1183. >Oh, that's fine. I forgive ya. Nobody's perfect...
  1184. >You're gonna be missing out, though.
  1185. >No need to apologize, now run along. I'm sure you've got a busy day ahead of you.
  1186. >Go get 'em, cowboy.
  1187. >Go get 'em.
  1188. >...
  1189. >Better get inside, it's raining all of a sudden.
  1190.  
  1191. 3:
  1192. >Howdy, 'Non!
  1193. >Y'wanna come buck apples with me'n'--
  1194. >What? Ya cain't? Whah not?
  1195. >Oh. Ah see. Twilight needs yer help.
  1196. >W-well, don't let me stop ye!
  1197. >Y'all have fun now, y'hear?
  1198. >D-don't worry 'bout me, Nonny. Ah kin' handle it just fine.
  1199.  
  1200. >...
  1201. Stupid mudpony. Yer never gonna be as smart as Twilight. Anonymous'll never look at you like he does her.
  1202.  
  1203.  
  1204. 4:
  1205. >Wooo Anon that was a good day of apple bucking!
  1206. >Yal really starting to get the hang of this.
  1207. >Well now that we're done with those apples how about we go for a swim?
  1208. >Come on now the water is great, I'll even bring some food for when we're done.
  1209. >Just the two of us, it'll be fun!
  1210. >...
  1211. >You'r goin' ta see Twi?
  1212. >Oh yah, still trying to get home and all...
  1213. >Nah, it's all good, i can't be keepin yal away from yal's kin
  1214. >Just ain't right to be takin away from em like that.
  1215. >...
  1216. >Nah, don't be sorry Anon, I understand, I'd want to get to mah family too
  1217. >See ya tomorrow anon...
  1218. >...
  1219. >I jus wish you'd be part of my family Anon...
  1220.  
  1221.  
  1222. 5:
  1223. >I'm so glad you're here, anon!
  1224. >I finished up all my chores early so we could go to the county fair!
  1225. >Can ya believe it? There's gonna be everything we love!
  1226. >There's gonna be all kinds of food and games and contests and--
  1227. >W... what?
  1228. >Oh... you just came by to buy some cider?
  1229. >Big... date?
  1230. >Of course! Ever pony round these parts loves cider! I'm sure Rarity will love it.
  1231. >You... think you're in love with her?
  1232. >Of course I support you! I mean, Rarity's a real catch.
  1233. >Right. Don't let me keep you. Here's your cider.
  1234. >I'll see you around, anon!
  1235. >...
  1236. >No tears, Applejack. I'm sure Rarity will make him happy.
  1237. >Mom always did tell me to never fall in love...
  1238.  
  1239.  
  1240. 6:
  1241. >Howdy Anon How've you been?
  1242. >That's great! Look I've got something really important to tell you
  1243. >and I wanted you to be the first to know
  1244. >I've got can...
  1245. >Fluttershy?....
  1246. >I...I see
  1247. >If she needs you should go
  1248. >No, no... I understand
  1249. >Go... Go get um partner
  1250. >...
  1251. >I just needed to tell you
  1252. > /That I love you/
  1253. > cause with this thing inside me
  1254. > that might have been my last chance
  1255.  
  1256. ----
  1257.  
  1258. [Fluttershy]
  1259. 1:
  1260. >Oh, hello, anon.
  1261. >I'm so glad you had time to have some lunch.
  1262. >I'll be right back with some tea while we wait for everything to finish cooking.
  1263. >What's that?
  1264. >...
  1265. >Oh, Rainbow Dash invited you over too?
  1266. >Oh, that's fine, really. I'm sure I can find somepony who would like to have share lunch with.
  1267. >Or, if you'd prefer, I can save some for the next time you come by.
  1268. >You... don't want to see me again?
  1269. >I... I don't understand...
  1270. >I only make you feel depressed?
  1271. >You... feel awkward around me?
  1272. >No, it's... fine. I know you want to be around ponies that make you feel confident.
  1273. >Yeah, Rainbow Dash does bring out the life in you. Trust me... I see it all the time...
  1274. >No hard feelings, anon. I understand completely.
  1275. >Good bye, anon.
  1276. >...
  1277. >*sniffle*
  1278. >Oh Fluttershy... all you do is make others feel worse.
  1279. >I'll never find the one...
  1280. >I'll never amount to anything...
  1281. >Dad... you were right...
  1282.  
  1283.  
  1284. 2:
  1285. >...
  1286. >...
  1287. >...
  1288. >(Gotta be assertive, Fluttershy...)
  1289. >U-um...
  1290. >Hi
  1291. >Oh
  1292. >Y-you're busy.
  1293. >Sorry.
  1294. >I'll come back later.
  1295. >...
  1296. >Oh Angel, I just don't understand.
  1297. >I keep trying to get his attention but...
  1298. >It's like he looks right through me.
  1299.  
  1300.  
  1301. 3:
  1302. >I have the feeling this'll be the day, Angel.
  1303. >I've been practicing, and the girls say I have a chance.
  1304. >Now I just have to fi-EEP!
  1305. >Oh! A-anon, y-you scared me.
  1306. >I wanted to tell you something.
  1307. >I was, um, wondering if you'd be interested in...
  1308. >I mean, that is, if you don't mind me asking..
  1309. >I mean, what I was trying to say was
  1310. >I mean...
  1311. >...
  1312. >...Never. Nevermind...
  1313. >...
  1314. >...So. How are you?
  1315. >Y-you're going to Canterlot for a Royal meeting?
  1316. >O-okay, then...
  1317. >Huh?
  1318. >W-what did I want to say?
  1319. >Oh, don't mind that.
  1320. >It wasn't anything important.
  1321. >I hope you have fun.
  1322. >Goodbye, Anon.
  1323. >...
  1324. >Oh, Anon...
  1325. >S-someday.
  1326. >Someday I'll be strong.
  1327. >Someday... I'll be strong for you.
  1328.  
  1329.  
  1330. 4:
  1331. >Ah, hello there, Anon!
  1332. >What brings you here? Are you coming to help me with the garden we planted together?
  1333. >It's been so long since we last chatted! You should come inside and I'll make some tea
  1334. >...
  1335. >My recipes? Sorry, Anon, I don't write them down
  1336. >Ok, the tea should be ready in a few minutes
  1337. >Anyways, there's something I've wanted to talk to you about for so long now!
  1338. >I didn't before because it makes me so nervous, telling you this
  1339. >The thing is... You see...
  1340. >I... I have always lo--!
  1341. >Eep!
  1342. >Ah, that must be the tea, I'll be back
  1343. >"You can do it, Fluttershy, you just have to be assertive!"
  1344. >Here, Anon, I hope you like the tea
  1345. >As I was saying before...
  1346. >...
  1347. >You want me to teach you to make the Love's Delish I made you the other day?
  1348. >Well, sure Anon, I'd love to, but as I was saying...
  1349. >...
  1350. >And why would Rarity be so happy about it?
  1351. >...
  1352. >...Oh
  1353. >I-I see, you want to give her some for when you confess to her?
  1354. >That's...
  1355. >Yeah, I'm s-sure she'll be very excited...
  1356. >...
  1357. >Ah, nothing! I don't even remember what I was going to tell you now
  1358. >N-No, I'm sure it wasn't important at all
  1359. >You have to go? So soon?
  1360. >You... Can't wait to go spend time with Rarity...?
  1361. >S-Sure, go ahead, have fun, Anon...
  1362. >I was so close this time, and now I'll never get the chance again...
  1363. >He didn't even drink his tea...
  1364.  
  1365.  
  1366. 5:
  1367. >*knock knock*
  1368. >Good morning Anonymous!
  1369. >Oh dear, language...
  1370. >What am I doing here?
  1371. >W-well, I just thought I might make a suggestion on how we could spend the day...
  1372. >Of course I would, you're such an interesting creature, I can't just leave you to sulk in your house all by yourself!
  1373. >He, he, I'm glad you agree.
  1374. >So, Anon?
  1375. >Your fetish is overly sweet girls, right?
  1376. >...
  1377. >U-um... language...
  1378. >*SLAM!*
  1379. >...Oh Anon, all I wanted was the D...
  1380.  
  1381.  
  1382. 6:
  1383. >Oh, um...hi Mr. Anon.
  1384. >Are you b-busy? I need to, um, ask you a favor.
  1385. >You see...taking care of so many animals can be a bit stressful.
  1386. >And I was wondering if...um...well, you could come down and help me a bit?
  1387. >I know how much you like animals, and...
  1388. >What?
  1389. >Plans? W-with who?
  1390. >R-rarity?
  1391. >Oh...I see.
  1392. >*sniff* It's fine.
  1393. >Y-you go have fun with her...
  1394. >I-I have chores to do anyway...
  1395.  
  1396. ----
  1397.  
  1398. [Scootaloo]
  1399.  
  1400. 1:
  1401. >Hey Anon, ready to go get our cutie marks!
  1402. >Heh, yeah I KNOW you already have yours
  1403. >But I still don't, and you did promise you'd help me
  1404. >So what should we do, extreme underwater basketweaving? No that's dumb
  1405. >Ooh, ooh! I know, let's go see if that dragon up on that mountain left any scale behind, that would be sweet!
  1406. >H-huh?
  1407. >Oh, you've got a thing tonight?
  1408. >With Rainbow Dash? Hey, maybe I could come along too, I LOVE Rainbow Dash!
  1409. >I can't come along? Why not?
  1410. >O-oh, okay
  1411. >Maybe we can go up to that cave some other time...?
  1412. >N-no eh, that's alright then
  1413. >Heh, yeah, see you 'round Anon...
  1414. >...
  1415. >Why doesn't he wanna hang out with me?
  1416. >What am I doing wrong?
  1417. >Why does everyone always end up leaving me...
  1418.  
  1419.  
  1420. 2:
  1421. >Hey Anon!
  1422. >I'm so happy you showed up!
  1423. >Today you'll finally sign those adoption papers and I'll finally have a dad!
  1424. >W-wait what!?
  1425. >You have to g-go home?
  1426. >Y-you're leaving Equestria?
  1427. >B-but.. O-okay...
  1428. >N-no it's okay..
  1429. >I'll miss you, Anon.
  1430.  
  1431. >I wanted to be your d-daughter, Anon.
  1432. >I only wanted a ..father...
  1433.  
  1434. ----
  1435.  
  1436. [BigMac]
  1437.  
  1438. 1:
  1439. >"Hey there, Ano-"
  1440. >No, no. Um...
  1441. >"How's it goin', Anon? Look, I know I'm, uh, a stallion of few words, but, uh..."
  1442. >No, that t'wont do at all.
  1443. >"Anon, I just wanted to tell you how... how pretty you are, and... what I mean is..."
  1444. >No, I'd just make a fool 'a myself...
  1445. >What am I doin'? I don't... I don't have time for this. I have work that needs to be done.
  1446. >I just... need another day. To prepare.
  1447. >That's all. One more day.
  1448. >...
  1449. >Tomorrow.
  1450. >Tomorrow I'll ask her...
  1451. >...eeyup.
  1452.  
  1453.  
  1454. 2:
  1455. >Heya, Anon.
  1456. >Ya caught me at a bad time.
  1457. >But if'n you'd be willin', ah could use a hand at Sweet Apple Acres.
  1458. >I'll get some cider after to help unwind.
  1459. >Applebloom's been askin 'bout ya too an I-
  1460. >Oh.
  1461. >With Cherilee?
  1462. >Well, she is mah shmoopsy-poo...
  1463. >Ah... Ah see.
  1464. >Nnnope!
  1465. >You... you two have fun, y'hear?
  1466. >Get back to work, Big Mac. Don' let him see how ya feel.
  1467. >Why aren't there any nice fellas like him around?
  1468. >Am ah really that undesireable?
  1469.  
  1470. ----
  1471.  
  1472. [Celestia]
  1473.  
  1474. 1:
  1475. >Hello Anonymous
  1476. >You're probably wondering why I requested your presence today
  1477. >Well, I just so happened to have nothing planned on my schedule today
  1478. >Yes, yes, usually there is no rest for royalty
  1479. >But today I decided to give my sister a chance to oversee political matters, to see if she has truly adopted to the times now, and to test her abilities as a ruler.
  1480. >I know I should be by her side just in case, but she insisted that she can accomplish this task with ease.
  1481. >And I must admit, I could you a little break every now and then.
  1482. >Ah, but I digress
  1483. >What I am trying to get at is that I want to spend the day with you
  1484. >Why? Well, ask yourself "Why not?"
  1485. >You are a unique creature to our world, and although my student Twilight has already asked you much about your species, I bet you have much more in store for us to learn
  1486. >So, if it is alright with you, do you mind if we could spend the day... together?
  1487. >...
  1488. >Of... course
  1489. >My apologies, I was not aware that you had plans already
  1490. >I will have to take more consideration in the future. I do hope that we can talk one on one soon. I truly wish to learn more about yourself and your species.
  1491. >Have a pleasant day, my little human.
  1492.  
  1493. >...
  1494. >I hope you do enjoy your day Anon
  1495. >I made it just for you
  1496.  
  1497.  
  1498. 2:
  1499. >Hello, Anonymous.
  1500. >It's good to see you, you hardly come to Canterlot anymore.
  1501. >That's why I asked for you to come as soon as my guards told me you were here.
  1502. >Do you have anything to do today? I would gladly take some time to be...
  1503. >What?
  1504. >Oh, you... You are in a date.
  1505. >That's g—
  1506. *ahem*
  1507. >That's great, Anon. May I ask who's the lucky one?
  1508. >...
  1509. >...Twilight?
  1510. >Ah... I see.
  1511. >Very well.
  1512. >In that case, don't let me take more of your time.
  1513. >Goodbye, Anon.
  1514. >Send my regards to Twilight.
  1515. >I wish the best for you.
  1516. >...
  1517. >Oh, Twilight, my faithful student.
  1518. >Know that I don't hold any ill thoughts against you.
  1519. >I knew that it would have been a long shot.
  1520. >And Anon, you were always so close to her.
  1521. >That's why I told myself not to...
  1522. *sigh*
  1523. >Still...
  1524. >I wish you had chosen differently..
  1525. >...
  1526. >Oh, Anon...
  1527. >...
  1528. >You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
  1529. >You make me happy when skies are gray
  1530. >You'll never know dear, how much I love you
  1531. >Please don't take my sunshine away
  1532. >...
  1533. >Goodbye
  1534.  
  1535.  
  1536. 3:
  1537. >Good morning Anonymous!
  1538. >I hope you are well-rested, for today I plan on taking you to a picnic
  1539. >I know you wanted to tell me something a few days back, and I had been too busy to indulge you
  1540. >To show you how much I appreciate you, I have made this day truly special
  1541. >The weather patrol has orders for making this the most pleasing day you've ever had
  1542. >...
  1543. >My royal duties, you say? Don't you worry, my sweet human
  1544. >I've made sure to keep this day uninterrupted, you will have me all to yourself
  1545.  
  1546. >Oh, Anonymous, I swear I will remember this day for the rest of my life!
  1547. >I really should take a small break from my duties once in a while
  1548. >Right! You wanted to share something with me
  1549. >...
  1550. >You are not so sure about it now?
  1551. >Anon, you shouldn't be nervous about telling me things
  1552. >...
  1553. >Let's do something
  1554. >I will say something completely embarrassing that I've been thinking about
  1555. >And then you tell me your own thing
  1556. >No buts! Here it goes
  1557. >I-I...
  1558. >Don't mock me, Anon, this REALLY is embarrassing
  1559. >I... I have been thinking that immortal life is very boring
  1560. >But even if it has many cons, there is one thing about it that will always make me thankful
  1561. >Without it, I wouldn't have met you
  1562. >You have made life in Canterlot interesting, something to look for every day when I wake up to raise the sun
  1563. >Anon, you...
  1564. >You are MY sunshine... In a way...
  1565. >So...
  1566. >...
  1567. >Aww, don't be like that, Anon, I already shared my embarrassing thoughts
  1568. >You can't just-
  1569. >...
  1570. >You...
  1571. >...
  1572. >You love...
  1573. >You love Luna...
  1574. >...
  1575. >I... I see...
  1576. >...
  1577. >N-No!
  1578. >You misunderstood me! Haha!
  1579. >I-I meant what I said as in you are a very dear FRIEND
  1580. >This is... Great news!
  1581. >Well, look at the time!
  1582. >Luna raised the moon and we did not notice it
  1583. >We should go rest, it has been a long... Long day
  1584. >I have my duties to attend to tomorrow, and...
  1585. >Y-Yes, it's time we parted ways
  1586. >See you in the castle!
  1587. >...
  1588. >I... I should be happy for my sister
  1589. >They will be so, so happy...
  1590.  
  1591.  
  1592. 4:
  1593. >Hello, Anon. I'm glad you could make it.
  1594. >Oh, yes, I know it's early, but I just wanted you to see the sun rise in person.
  1595. >I love Luna's moon, but just seeing the sky light up in the morning is so refreshing. Actually, Anon, it reminds me of y--
  1596. >What's that, anon?
  1597. >Oh, L-Luna?
  1598. >Well, she usually goes to bed around this time, but..
  1599. >She's in the west wing... I'd grab her before she's gone...
  1600. >...
  1601. >What do you see in her?
  1602. >I raised the sun for you...
  1603. >...just like how you raise the world for me every day...
  1604.  
  1605. ----
  1606.  
  1607. [Sunset Shimmer]
  1608.  
  1609. 1:
  1610. >Hey, Anonymous.
  1611. >I know we haven't always been on the best of terms
  1612. >And our last encounter was anything but enjoyable, believe me.
  1613. >I've had a lot of time to think and I just wanted to say that... well...
  1614. >I'm sorry.
  1615. >I really messed up
  1616. >I let my desires get the best of me and I ruined everything between us.
  1617. >So, if you could find it in your heart to forgive me, that would be more than enough.
  1618. >But...
  1619. >If you'd give me another chance, you'd make me the happiest girl in Equestria.
  1620. >...
  1621. >Who am I kidding?
  1622. >Like he would want anything to do with me...
  1623.  
  1624.  
  1625. 2:
  1626. >Hey anon, fancy seeing you here, huh?
  1627. >Yeah! Big canterlot summit.
  1628. >Most of the big powerful unicorns are here.
  1629. >Me? I've been called to try and learn the magic of friendship.
  1630. >Listen, I wanted to apologize for the way I was acting, I wasn't myself.
  1631. >Well I-
  1632. >...
  1633. >But I-
  1634. >...
  1635. >Yeah... You're right.
  1636. >I was pretty awful.
  1637. >No no, it's fine, I understand.
  1638. >G-Good luck with P-Princess Twilight...
  1639.  
  1640. >...
  1641.  
  1642. >Dammit S-Shimmer.
  1643. >All I w-wanted to d-do was get him to notice me.
  1644. >I didn't mean to h-hurt him.
  1645. >I... I'm a really bad pony, aren't I?
  1646.  
  1647. ----
  1648.  
  1649. [Derpy]
  1650.  
  1651. 1:
  1652. >A-ANON!
  1653. >Hey! There you are!
  1654. >I've been looking for you all day!
  1655. >I was flying high, but, I couldn't see very good...
  1656. >Yeah, my... My eye...
  1657. >But, but Anon! I-I got off work early today!
  1658. >There wasn't that many packages to deliver, and I made sure to get them done real real fast because I wanted to see you!
  1659. >Oh, a-a-and I had a package! For you!
  1660. >But, before I give it, I...
  1661. >I--I was wondering, Anon, do you...
  1662. >...Do you wanna... I dunno... Go to the park? Maybe Sugarcube Corner for a muffins or something?
  1663. >I-I'll pay for it! It's on me!
  1664. >...
  1665. >...Oh, you're...
  1666. >You're flying with Dash today?
  1667. >...Oh, uh... Uhm...
  1668. >...Th-That's okay, Anon. M-Maybe some other time?
  1669. >Oh, okay... Y-You... Go have fun with Rainbow Dash, Anon...
  1670.  
  1671. >...
  1672. >What's wrong with me? What am I doing wrong?
  1673. >Why can't I go out with Anon, for once?
  1674. >...I-I still had to deliver HIS package...
  1675. >...He wouldn't have kissed me anyway...
  1676.  
  1677.  
  1678. 2:
  1679. >Anon, you gotta pay more attention!
  1680. >You can get hurt while baking if you get distracted
  1681. >I mean, I know first hoof about that...
  1682. >Anon?
  1683. >Anon!
  1684. >...
  1685. >What has you so distracted, Anon?
  1686. >Are you thinking of something?
  1687. >Y-You know, we can bake together some other day
  1688. >I already have enough muffins to last me a while
  1689. >I'll wrap your muffins for you--
  1690. >...
  1691. >Don't worry Anon, if something is bothering you and you can't tell me, it's fine
  1692. >...
  1693. >You think... You may be in love with somepony?
  1694. >Oh, Anon, that's great news!
  1695. >I've always wanted to hear--
  1696. >Err, I mean, who's the lucky lady, Anon?
  1697. >I bet it's some mare very close to you
  1698. >One that's always been in love with you, and--
  1699. >...
  1700. >Yes! Like Twilight Sp--!
  1701. >Twilight...?
  1702. >You are i-in love... With Twilight Sparkle?
  1703. >Anon... I-I...
  1704. >...
  1705. >...N-Nothing, that's... That's great...
  1706. >...
  1707. >I-I-I don't really feel like b-baking anymore
  1708. >We could bake some other d-day if you want...
  1709. >Here are your m-muffins, Anon
  1710. >I hope you like them... A lot...
  1711. >I'll... I'll see you later!
  1712. >...
  1713. >ANON! WAIT!
  1714. >...
  1715. >I...!
  1716. >...
  1717. >Doesn't matter...
  1718. >B-Bye...
  1719. >...
  1720. >It's not Anon's fault...
  1721. >It's not his fault that I'm so stupid I thought I ever had a chance...
  1722.  
  1723.  
  1724. 3:
  1725. >Hey Anon!
  1726. >Are you ready to help me bake these muffins?
  1727. >I'm so excited! I've been looking forwar to this all week!
  1728. >A-anon you smell funny.
  1729. >Anon, have you been drinking?
  1730. >*!
  1731. >H-how could you s-say that, Anon!?
  1732. >I know my eyes look funny but I can't help it!
  1733. >N-no..
  1734. >Get out, Anon!
  1735. >...
  1736. >I SAID GET OUT! -tears-
  1737. >...
  1738. >-Sobbing-
  1739.  
  1740. >Oh Anon..
  1741. >H-how could you hurt me l-like this..
  1742. >I thought you loved me know matter what.
  1743. >I thought you were the one.
  1744.  
  1745.  
  1746. 4:
  1747. >WATCH OUT!
  1748. >*crash*
  1749. >Ow... I'm sorry, I lost control over-- Oh, Anonymous! How are you?
  1750. >Oh, right... I crashed on top of you. L-let me help you get that--
  1751. >*crash*
  1752. >Sorry, I was... Sorry.
  1753. >Uhm, Anon. Uh, I was wondering...
  1754. >Sugarcube Corner is having this spacial sale, so...
  1755. >I mean, I'll finish my deliveries soon, so I was thinking maybe afterwards we could
  1756. >You know, If you felt like it.
  1757. >Huh?
  1758. >Oh, you're... Oh, oh!
  1759. >Yeah you wouldn't want to call of your appointment with Rarity.
  1760. >Maybe some other...? Oh, that's... that's fine.
  1761. >G-good bye, Anon.
  1762. >...
  1763. >Wait, Anon! Maybe...
  1764. >...
  1765. >Oh, why bother...
  1766. >He has smart friends, pretty friends.
  1767.  
  1768. >/Why would he choose a cripple like you?/
  1769.  
  1770. ----
  1771.  
  1772. [Trixie]
  1773.  
  1774. 1:
  1775. >Well, hello there, Anonymous.
  1776. >It is I, the Great and Powerful Trixie!
  1777. >Trixie has decided to honor you with my presence.
  1778. >In fact, Trixie feels so generous that she has seemed fit to let you accompany her today!
  1779. >You should feel so honoured.
  1780. >What do you have to say to such a selfless proposition?
  1781. >...
  1782. >W-what?
  1783. >What do you mean you can't?
  1784. >T-trixie says it's ok. Of course you can!
  1785. >What?
  1786. >What!?
  1787. >Fine.
  1788. >If you prefer to be second best to that petty lavender excuse of a unicorn, then be my guest.
  1789. >Well?
  1790. >What are you waiting?
  1791. >You may leave now.
  1792. >The Great and Powerful Trixie! needs her rest!
  1793. >I said be gone!
  1794. >...
  1795. >Don't worry, Trixie.
  1796. >He's not the only one.
  1797. >It's his loss.
  1798. >There are dozens of stallions in each town!
  1799. >...
  1800. >But he's the only one who has treated Trixie with respect.
  1801. >He's the only one that that Trixie...
  1802. >He's the only one I like...
  1803.  
  1804.  
  1805. 2:
  1806. >Behold, Anonymous!
  1807. >You might have witnessed what you consider to be the greatest magical feats in Equestria before
  1808. >But I have come to show you that you are indeed mistaken!
  1809. >I, the Great and Powerful Trixie, have prepared a private show for a select few
  1810. >And you should feel pleased that I myself have come to let you know you have been invited!
  1811. >That's right, Anonymous the Human!
  1812. >You have permission to assist to what in years will be remembered as the BIRTH of TRUE MAGIC!
  1813. >My performance will be hosted tonight in front of my carriage, in the outskirst of town
  1814. >I expect you to be there before sundown, which will mark the time to commence the show!
  1815. >...--
  1816. >You don't need to thank me yet, human!
  1817. >Feel free to do so after you are thoroughly amazed by my magical prowess!
  1818. >Until then, Anonymous
  1819.  
  1820. >...
  1821. >It's... Midnight already
  1822. >Anon is very late for my performance
  1823. >That is v-very rude, but as long as I can perform for him tonight, everything will be forgiven!
  1824. >I mean, he wouldn't just... Forget about this appointment, right?
  1825. >The Great and Powerful Trixie invited him herself afterall...
  1826. >Someone as kind as Anonymous wouldn't leave me here w-waiting for him
  1827. >Even if he doesn't know I planned this presentation just for him...
  1828. >And that there are no other ponies invited...
  1829. >No, h-he really wouldn't!
  1830. >I will just wait a little longer... And he'll be here...
  1831. >Soon... His human silhouette will appear over the hill...
  1832. >Any moment now...
  1833.  
  1834.  
  1835. 3:
  1836. >BEHOLD, Anonymous! Trixie has blessed you with her presence today.
  1837. >AND since she is feeling so GENEROUS today, she will even let you take her out for dinner tonight.
  1838. >You will pick her up about seven.
  1839. ...
  1840. >Well, aren't you going to thank Trixie for giving you this most SPLENDID opportunity?
  1841. >What do you mean no?
  1842. >You dare defile the GREAT and POWERFUL-
  1843. >You're going out tonight with TWILIGHT?
  1844. >Yes, she is a fine magician, but nothing compared to the AMAZING Trxie! Wouldn't you rather spend the night with her? I mean.. me?
  1845. >W-Where are you going? Anonymous! ANON, TRIXIE DEMANDS YOU-
  1846. >...
  1847. >Please come back Anon.
  1848. >I'm sorry I wasn't good enough for you.
  1849. >But I practiced really hard, I was going to show you a new trick...
  1850. >What's the point of being great and powerful?
  1851. >If you have no one to share it with
  1852.  
  1853.  
  1854. 4:
  1855. >Good news, anon!
  1856. >Trixie has agreed to grace you with her presence.
  1857. >It's no problem, really. After all, Trixie thinks you deserve a day to spend with a superstar.
  1858. >What shall we do first?
  1859. >Hmm?
  1860. >...
  1861. >What?! I... you... NO!
  1862. >This can't be happening!
  1863. >You can't just move to Canterlot!
  1864. >You can't leave me like this...
  1865. >Trixie understands that you have other plans in life, but--
  1866. >You... Another mare?
  1867. >But anon... how long have you been seeing her?
  1868. >But... that was the day you first told me that you loved me...
  1869. >...I know, I know I never told you that I loved you back. I just...
  1870. >You... you can't do this to me! I can't go my whole life without you!
  1871. >Anon, I love you like I've never loved anyone else. I would do anything for you...
  1872. >...I... I guess you're right...
  1873. >Just be sure that she doesn't get in the way of your ambitions.
  1874. >Good luck, anon.
  1875. >...
  1876. >But... I had a whole show planned out for you...
  1877. >To celebrate our relationship going a whole year...
  1878. >I know it's too late, but I love you too.
  1879. >Happy anniversary, anon.
  1880.  
  1881.  
  1882. 5:
  1883. >Ok, it's almost time to start the show.
  1884. >Let's see who do we have in our audience today.
  1885. >Oh, my...
  1886. >Is... Is that who I think it is back there?
  1887. >Anonymous? Anonymous! Over here!
  1888. >Oh, it's so good to see you again!
  1889. >Please, follow me, I'll give you room on first row, just for you.
  1890. >Huh?
  1891. >You brought somebody? But, why wo--
  1892. >Oh.
  1893. >Hi, Twilight. It's been so long. To what do I owe the pleasure?
  1894. >...what?
  1895. >Y-you're on a date?
  1896. >Oh, tha-- That's great. I... Ah, I'm happy for you two.
  1897. >Yes, there is room on first row for you too, of course.
  1898. >Oh, don't mention it. Anything for my friends.
  1899. >Yeah... It's ok.
  1900. >Well, then. The show must start!!
  1901. >*Keep going, Trixie. You have a public to awe.*
  1902. >Stand back in amazement, as you watch the Great and Powerful Trixie perform tricks beyond your comprehension!
  1903. >*Anon will be entertained. Seems that's all you can do.*
  1904. >*Just imagine that he's alone*
  1905. >*And that he's here to cheer on you.*
  1906.  
  1907. ----
  1908.  
  1909. [R63 Shining Armor]
  1910.  
  1911. >Good morning, Anonymous.
  1912. >Ha, you noticed, huh?
  1913. >Don't look so surprised, it's embarrassing!
  1914. >One of Twily's spells went awry last night
  1915. >She's trying to figure out how to fix it before Princess Celestia gets back.
  1916. >It's, not going to be a problem, is it?
  1917. >No, I have to say that it's been pretty interesting, once I got over the shock of course.
  1918. >Not enough to stay this way for the rest of my life, ha ha, c-can you imagine how silly that would be?
  1919. >Y-yeah...
  1920. >But, I'm still feeling a little out of place.
  1921. >Maybe, you'd consider coming down to the mess with me?
  1922. >Oh... you're on patrol in town today.
  1923. >I-I suppose I should have known that, being Captain of the Guard.
  1924. >Well, we'll catch up later.
  1925. >Ha, you don't have to worry, any of the guards start getting ideas and I'll blast them into next week!
  1926. >See you...
  1927. >...
  1928. >Stupid.
  1929. >Stupid, stupid, stupid!
  1930. >I can't even win him over as a mare.
  1931. >Anonymous...
  1932. >How do I win your heart?
  1933.  
  1934. ----
  1935.  
  1936. [Shining Armor]
  1937.  
  1938. >OH HI THERE ANON
  1939. >YEAH I'VE BEEN DOING FINE, HOW ABOUT YOU?
  1940. >DO YOU STILL WANNA HANG OUT WITH ME AND THE BOYS THIS AFTERNOON?
  1941. >WE'RE STARTING A NEW CAMPAIGN IN OUBLIETTES AND OGRES, AND WE SOMEPONY TO PLAY AN ELVISH CLERIC PONY TO HEAL THE-
  1942. >PARDON?
  1943. >OH, PLANS WITH THAT FLASH SENTRY GUY?
  1944. >YEAH, I KNOW HE'S GOT THAT NEW PONYSTATION 4, BUT-
  1945. >UH HUH. THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH
  1946. >NO PROBLEMO, THESE THINGS HAPPEN
  1947. >SEE YOU AROUND, ANON
  1948. >... ... ...
  1949. >BUT ANON... OUBLIETTES AND OGRES WASN'T THE POINT
  1950. >I JUST WANTED FOR US TO BE FRIENDS
  1951. >SNIFF... SOB! WAAAAAAH
  1952. >I SURE HOPE NOPONY CAN HEAR THIS
  1953.  
  1954. ----
  1955.  
  1956. [Chrysalis]
  1957.  
  1958. 1:
  1959. >Anon! Behold, we have started anew in this land!
  1960. >It's good to see you again.
  1961. >When you caught me infiltrating Canterlot and didn't tell Celestia, I was afraid you were planning to do something with the knowledge.
  1962. >I'm glad we had that... talk.
  1963. >I've been trying. It's difficult, but perhaps you are right about love being easier to gain from someone who is willing.
  1964. >Oh, by the way. I've been less busy as of late.
  1965. >Perhaps we could... just spend the evening together.
  1966. >It's been quite a while since I've seen you, after all.
  1967. >Oh...
  1968. >What?
  1969. >You're only here on behalf of Canterlot... right.
  1970. >Negotiating a deal with Celestia? Yes, of course I can do that.
  1971. >I understand that you're busy. Alright, let's talk business.
  1972. >...
  1973. >...
  1974. >I just wanted to spend my first day off with you, Anonymous.
  1975. >You've taught me so much about real love.
  1976.  
  1977.  
  1978. 2:
  1979. >Greetings Anonymous
  1980. >How are you doing this morning?
  1981. >Good, good.
  1982. >Listen, I'm supposed to meet the tailor for my dress fitting but, I'm just not feeling like it.
  1983. >And I've been cooped up in this castle so long, I need to stretch my legs
  1984. >How about we spend a day in town?
  1985. >I'm certain none of the ponies will mind seeing the Princess of Love walk down the street.
  1986. >Really?
  1987. >Don't tell me you're actually concerned about the warnings Shining Armor's been talking about.
  1988. >...No, I suppose you're right.
  1989. >It is better to be safe than sorry.
  1990. >But, maybe you'd like to give me your opinion on my dress?
  1991. >My dear Shining can't be both-
  1992. >Ah, yes, I understand.
  1993. >I don't like it, but I understand.
  1994. >I'll see you tonight at dinner.
  1995. >...
  1996. >Why?
  1997. >Every time I see him my heart threatens to burst out of my chest.
  1998. >I can't bring myself to control him
  1999. >I'm not even sure I could if I tried.
  2000. >I would call off this entire invasion
  2001. >if I only thought he might love the real me...
  2002.  
  2003. ----
  2004.  
  2005. [Applebloom]
  2006.  
  2007. 1:
  2008. >Hi there, Anon. What's up?
  2009. >Hehe. Hey, Anon, listen.
  2010. >Sweetie Belle, Scoots and I wanted to know If you'd like to join us in crusading after school
  2011. >It's going to be fun!
  2012. >...What?
  2013. >Oh, you're going to Diamond Tiara's picnic?
  2014. >B-but...
  2015. >Okay, Anon.
  2016. >If that's what you want.
  2017. >...
  2018. >Oh, Anon...
  2019. >I wanted you to spend time with us...
  2020. >I wanted you to spend time with me...
  2021. >I... I wanted you to see me get my cutie mark.
  2022.  
  2023.  
  2024. 2:
  2025. >Hay Ahnon! Ah was jus' lookin' for you!
  2026. >Ah waited all week so we could spend time together!
  2027. >Last time we talked was like, a month ago!
  2028. >Ah've missed playing with you, did ya miss me?
  2029. >...
  2030. >Mah friends? Ah told them Ah was gonna take this weekend to shaire with ya
  2031. >Ah got the whole weekend planned
  2032. >We'll go to the park ta play with mah new hoofball, we'll eat some cookies Ah maid for today
  2033. >Than we'll go back to Sweet Apple Acres before it gets dark
  2034. >And when it's dark, we sneak out and play some more!
  2035. >...
  2036. >Ah'll be with ya, even if thay cath us, Granny Smith can't give us a scoldin'
  2037. >And even if she does, it'll be worth it!
  2038. >"Ah bet if he was a pony, Ah would be his Cutie Mark"
  2039. >"Because he sure has a talent for making me happy"
  2040. >...
  2041. >Wha-- Wha'dya mean ya can't come?
  2042. >...
  2043. >Your... Your going out with mah sister?
  2044. >But what'about our weekend?
  2045. >...
  2046. >Ah...
  2047. >Ah guess your right...
  2048. >Ah should've told ya about it befoure
  2049. >...
  2050. >D-Don' be! Don' be sorry!
  2051. >It was mah fault after all
  2052. >...
  2053. >Ya got ta go?
  2054. >Get ready for mah sister, y-yeah!
  2055. >Ya'll have fun! A-Ah'll jus'...
  2056. >A-Ah'll jus'...
  2057. >...
  2058. >Ahnon, why don' you like me the way Ah like you?
  2059. >Of course he don't want me... No stallion wants a little filly...
  2060.  
  2061. ----
  2062.  
  2063. [Lightning Dust]
  2064.  
  2065. 1:
  2066. >Hey Anon!
  2067. >Guess who just graduated from Wonderbolts academy?!
  2068. >Yeah, that's right.
  2069. >Being a team player is... different.
  2070. >I mean, a lot of these guys could never keep up with me, but once I started getting to know them they're actually pretty awesome.
  2071. >Everypony has something they're really good at you know? I just happen to be the perfect flier.
  2072. >Say, while you're here, can I ask you to come to my graduation ceremony?
  2073. >You're the one who gave me the pep talk I needed, after all!
  2074. >Uh... Dash asked you to watch her qualification run?
  2075. >Right... that was on the same day wasn't it?
  2076. >...
  2077. >Guess I expected too much huh? I can tell he has a thing for Dash.
  2078. >I'm still really grateful, but this is... it's hard.
  2079.  
  2080. 2:
  2081. >Guess who!
  2082. >Wow, what a hug; I guess someone really missed me, huh?
  2083. >Well, I missed you too, it's really good to be back.
  2084. >Yeah, I know it's a little early, but I found out that the Wonderbolts are pretty st-
  2085. >...
  2086. >No, no, I'm fine, the Blunderbolts are pretty stupid, so I got out of there ASAP.
  2087. >But enough about me!
  2088. >Since you didn't write, what have I missed out on?
  2089. >...Oh...?
  2090. >You and...
  2091. >Happy Day are going out today?
  2092. >Wow that's, that's great!
  2093. >I'm really happy for you, Anon.
  2094. >Heh, I bet you'll be calling on me pretty soon to be your best mare, right?
  2095. >Well, I'll let you get to your date.
  2096. >Knock'em dead, ace.
  2097. >...
  2098. >S-shot out of the sky twice in the same week?
  2099. >I must be slipping...
  2100.  
  2101.  
  2102. 3:
  2103. >Hey, Anon!
  2104. >What's up?
  2105. >Just got back from training. Flying strong, y'know?
  2106. >In fact, I do...
  2107. >How would you like to go on a date with the top flier in all of Equestria?
  2108. >Heh, good joke. Come on, I have the best place picked out.
  2109. >What?
  2110. >What do you mean that wasn't a joke?
  2111. >But we've known each other for so long!
  2112. >Rainbow Dash?!
  2113. >Of course! Why wouldn't it be her!
  2114. >No no! You two go and have fun!
  2115. >See how I care!
  2116.  
  2117. Why not me? Aren't I good enough?
  2118.  
  2119. ----
  2120.  
  2121. [R63 Discord (Eris?)]
  2122.  
  2123. >Why hello Anonymous, how delightful it is to see you again.
  2124. >You look so angry, what could be the matter?
  2125. >Ah, you didn't like my gift basket then.
  2126. >Hehehe, a shame that. I thought the mice with gumdrop eyes were a nice touch.
  2127. >Oh? Fluttershy saw that? Poor dear, I'll have to remember to apologize.
  2128. >Say Anon, it's been pretty boring around here ever since the whole tree of harmony thing...
  2129. >Oh save the lecture, you know it was hilarious. I totally forgot about the seeds until they started sprouting all willy nilly.
  2130. >I would have told you, honest~.
  2131. >Besides, Twilight seemed reluctantly grateful I assisted in her little lesson.
  2132. >Ha, that's better, there's that smile. Chaos is a lot more fun when friends can enjoy it.
  2133. >What do you say to spending the day with me, huh?
  2134. >We could pull a prank on Rainbow Dash. Make her house evaporate, leave the bed floating in mid air?
  2135. >Hmm, you already have plans with the newly crowned princess. I do hope she likes that little scepter I conjured for her.
  2136. >I see...
  2137. >Alright, go on then. It'll just be a bit more boring by myself.
  2138. >...
  2139. >Stupid Fluttershy. If she never taught me about friendship I would have never met Anon.
  2140. >Then I wouldn't have to worry about him avoiding me.
  2141.  
  2142. ----
  2143.  
  2144. [Spike]
  2145.  
  2146. 1:
  2147. >Oh, hey Anon, come to get a book?
  2148. >Twilight's out for a little while, but I'm sure I can help you.
  2149. >What is it you're looking for?
  2150. >...Precious Stones Quarterly?
  2151. >Yeah, we have it, but that doesn't seem like something you'd be interested in.
  2152. >N-not that it's not okay!
  2153. >Just give me a second and I'll grab it for you.
  2154. >Oh, you're picking it up for someone?
  2155. >Well that's nice... here we go.
  2156. >So who is it?
  2157. >...
  2158. >R...
  2159. >What?
  2160. >No, that... that's fine.
  2161. >I'm sure she'll appreciate it.
  2162. >See you around, Anon.
  2163. >...
  2164. >Anon, why?
  2165. >I thought we were friends...
  2166.  
  2167.  
  2168. 2:
  2169. >hey anon, what brings you too the library today?
  2170. >I ordered all the books you wanted straight from canterlot, you have no idea how rare they are!
  2171. >They're just on hold over on that sh-
  2172. >You want to see Twilight?
  2173. >n-no, that's fine, she's up in her room
  2174. >Hey anon? W-would you like to head to donut joes next tuesday, just the two o-
  2175. >1-1 month anniversary huh?
  2176. >oh…no, that’s okay, I know how special twilight is to you
  2177. >y-you make her so happy, you know that?
  2178. >I’ll c-catch you around sometime anon, you can come and pick up the books whenever you like
  2179. >…
  2180. >I only wanted a best friend anon
  2181. >y-you were the only person that made me happy anon.
  2182.  
  2183. ----
  2184.  
  2185. [A bat-pony]
  2186.  
  2187. >>Hey anon, wanna come get some mangoes with me? They're really sweet this time of year!
  2188. >>Maybe afterward we could "hang out"... get it? 'Cause I'm a bat pony, y'know... hehe
  2189. >>...W-What?
  2190. >>That... that's not very nice...
  2191. >>B-But I thought you l-liked... bat ponies..
  2192. >>Anon, how could you say that? I... I thought...
  2193. >>I - I have to g-go
  2194.  
  2195. >>Stupid, stupid
  2196. >>I fell for it again
  2197. >>How could anyone like me
  2198. >>I'm just a freak of nature, I shouldn't exist
  2199. >>Why does it have to hurt so much
  2200. >>I just don't want to be alone anymore
  2201. >>Don't... don't cry...
  2202.  
  2203. ----
  2204.  
  2205. [Blueblood]
  2206.  
  2207. >Anonymous?
  2208. >My, my, it is you, I did not think that you would not be attending the Gala this year.
  2209. >Well, I did invite you to be part of my entourage, so when you declined I suppose I simply assumed you wouldn't make it.
  2210. >Still, it's good to see you, even if you are flying solo tonight.
  2211. >Ah... you, have a date, then?
  2212. >My, the Wonderbolt Captain, she's quite a catch.
  2213. >But surely you've got a moment to spare for me?
  2214. >A-Anonymous, she'll be there all night, and I'm sure she's not planning on chasing off her fans.
  2215. >Just give me a moment of your time.
  2216. >...Fine, I'll speak with you later tonight.
  2217. >...
  2218. >Another fallen to female charms.
  2219. >Each year my pool of guests grows smaller as my friends find themselves wrapped around the hooves of their lovers.
  2220. >Though I cannot say where he shall go from here, I know one thing for certain
  2221. >He's not coming back.
  2222. >They never do.
  2223.  
  2224. ----
  2225.  
  2226. [Carrot Top]
  2227.  
  2228. >Oh, Anon!
  2229. >Wonderful, wonderful time to see you!
  2230. >I was just about to head out to the shack and grab our gardening tools!
  2231. >I honestly, sincerely, can't thank you enough, Anonymous.
  2232. >I've so much work to do, and I don't know how I could --
  2233. >...I beg your pardon?
  2234. >...Oh, so you...
  2235. >I... I-I understand, Anonymous. Surely, your apple-bucking friend needs your help with Big Mac hurt like that.
  2236. >...You're going to be bucking all night? Why would you buck at night? Isn't applebucking something you need to do in the day--
  2237. >...O-Oh... Oh, I... Oh...
  2238. >...Well, I... I...
  2239. >*Choke*... *Cough*... W-Well, th-thanks for letting me know, Anon...
  2240. >Y-Yeah... Goodbye...
  2241. >...Come on, Carrot... Stay strong, like Applejack. Don't cry... M-Maybe Anon will notice you one day...
  2242.  
  2243. ----
  2244.  
  2245. [Bon Bon]
  2246.  
  2247. 1:
  2248. >Oh! Anonymous!
  2249. >Oh, um, good morning!
  2250. >Didn't expect you to come here this early!
  2251. >...Oh, I did invite you, didn't I? Oh, hah, silly me...
  2252. >Oh, well, I want you to help me try something.
  2253. >I've been working on a new piece.
  2254. >it's a chocolate-covered, caramel-stuffed bon bon! I made the chocolate and caramel myself!
  2255. >I think it tastes great, but I need more opinions. Mind if you can stay for a bit and try it out? I call them--
  2256. >...Lyra?
  2257. >You're... You're going out with Lyra?!
  2258. >She told me she was going Christmas shopping tonight!
  2259. >N-No! No! It's fine! ...It's fine, Anon.
  2260. >Go ahead. You have plans, and, well, Lyra isn't the most patient of ponies.
  2261. >O-Of course I'm sure... I wasn't even done with them anyway...
  2262. >...Bye, Anon.
  2263. >...Looks like I'll have to rename 'Anon's Delight'...
  2264. >Who am I kidding? He would have spat it out and rejected it anyway...
  2265. >Just like he does to me...
  2266.  
  2267.  
  2268. 2:
  2269. >Hello, Anonymous!
  2270. >It's so good to see you.
  2271. >It's been a while.
  2272. >...
  2273. >Yes, I've heard. You've had a lot of adventures.
  2274. >...
  2275. >Say, Anon.
  2276. >I was thinking if maybe you had nothing to do tomorrow night.
  2277. >It's just...
  2278. >Maybe I could close my store earlier, and we could—
  2279. >Huh?
  2280. >Oh...
  2281. >You're busy?
  2282. >Oh, well, then maybe some other ti—
  2283. >What?
  2284. >You... You don't want...
  2285. >...
  2286. >I... I see.
  2287. *sigh*
  2288. >I-it's ok, no problem, Anon, probably shouldn't have... I mean...
  2289. *cough*
  2290. >G-goodbye, Anon...
  2291. >...
  2292. *sniff*
  2293. >Of course he wouldn't go for you...
  2294. >What were you thinking, Bon Bon?
  2295. *sniff*
  2296. >You're just a deadbeat candy maker in a small town.
  2297. >And th-that's all you'll ever b-be.
  2298. *sob*
  2299. >W-why would... anyone be int-terested in you?
  2300.  
  2301.  
  2302. 3:
  2303. >Oh no.
  2304. >Oh no, oh no, oh no.
  2305. >Oh... Anon!
  2306. >No, I'm not crying!
  2307. >Everything's fine!
  2308. >I'm not in the candy shop today because um...
  2309. >Maintanance!
  2310. >Yes, they're fixing that old blinky light.
  2311. >Was driving me nuts, personally.
  2312. >Yes, they had to close the whole store for it.
  2313. >When will we open again?
  2314. >Hard to say.
  2315. >What's with that cart out front?
  2316. >The cart that says 'Equestrian Health Department'?
  2317. >Nothing. Nothing at all.
  2318. >Figured it'd be nice to get them in while the light was getting fixed.
  2319. >No customers after all.
  2320. >Routine check, no biggie.
  2321. >Although...
  2322. >Well, they need to run some tests on some of the ingredients I use.
  2323. >But it's not a big deal!
  2324. >I'm sure that everything will be fine.
  2325. >So, um... I kind of have today off.
  2326. >Would you like to hang out?
  2327. >We could walk around the town.
  2328. >I've been meaning to show you this neat spot by the lake.
  2329. >You're busy?
  2330. >Lyra? She's currently, um, under the weather.
  2331. >She was trying some of my newest candies when she suddenly got a tummy-ache.
  2332. >Darndest thing.
  2333. >She's currently in the Ponyville General Hospital.
  2334. >They wanted to keep an eye on her.
  2335. >But she'll be fine.
  2336. >Everything is fine.
  2337. >...Are you sure?
  2338. >I could really use a little company.
  2339. >Please, Anon?
  2340. >...Alright. I won't pester.
  2341. >Have a good day, Anon.
  2342. >...
  2343.  
  2344. >/...I am not fine./
  2345.  
  2346. ----
  2347.  
  2348. [Vinyl]
  2349.  
  2350. 1:
  2351. >Heheheeeey, Anon!
  2352. >Hot damn, was wondering when your ass was gonna show up!
  2353. >Didja bring the drinks? I got the whoooole system set up! Gonna be loooud tonight!
  2354. >Even got you a pair of brand spankin' new headphones! Not any of those bogus cheap ones, either! These are top of the line, high qualit--
  2355. >...Whoa whoa whoa, what?
  2356. >You're... You ain't comin'? Well why the fuck not?
  2357. >...Oh... That's right... The concert tonight.
  2358. >But that's a brass quartet! 'Tavi isn't even in it! If she was, I'd--
  2359. >...Oh...
  2360. >...She said she'd be busy tonight...
  2361. >...Well, man, I guess you gotta do what you gotta do. Did you at least bring the drinks?
  2362. >...Oh, the tickets were expensive, eh?
  2363. >Just like those damned headphones?
  2364. >...Nah, keep 'em. M-Maybe next time I'm throwing a party... You'll be coming, right?
  2365. >Sure... Okay, well, I won't cockblock you, man. Good luck, and don't nudge ol' 'Tavi the wrong way, alright?
  2366.  
  2367. >...D-Don't let her drop you...
  2368.  
  2369.  
  2370. 2:
  2371. >Anon! Mah po- Man!
  2372. >What's up?
  2373. >Hey, I heard your birthday is coming up
  2374. >Guess what
  2375. >I just HAD to make a mix for it
  2376. >Even has a few new tracks I made for the occasion, just for you
  2377. >It took me a week, but it's finally done
  2378. >Surprise!
  2379. >Normally, I would offer to mix it at the party, but I wanted it to be good enough for you, mane!
  2380. >And anyways, I can't have fun WITH you if I'm at the turntable, right?
  2381. >So when's the party? Are you gonna do it at the 'Cube Corner?
  2382. >Or maybe you're doing it at your place?
  2383. >...
  2384. >Come on, dude, don't just stand there, staring at me
  2385. >Cat got your tongue?
  2386. >...
  2387. >What's that? You gotta speak up, that's not very manly of you *snicker*
  2388. >...
  2389. >You... You aren't partying in your own birthday?
  2390. >Why is that?
  2391. >At least we'll see each other, 'aight?
  2392. >...
  2393. >A...
  2394. >A date...
  2395. >...
  2396. >With Octavia...
  2397. >...
  2398. >W-Well, that s-sounds great, dude!
  2399. >Way to go, and all that...
  2400. >Don't you worry, I'll... find a party to crash instead!
  2401. >While you enjoy your d-date...
  2402. >...
  2403. >Y-Yeah, you're probably right, hehe
  2404. >You've never really liked my music anyways...
  2405. >At least... At least listen to this here on your birthday, 'kay?
  2406. >I mean... Most is meant to be dance music and all, but...
  2407. >...That's all I can offer you as a gift...
  2408. >...
  2409. >S-Sure, Anon
  2410. >See ya l-l-later!
  2411. >Enjoy your date with Octy...!
  2412. >...
  2413. >"K-Keep smiling, Vinyl"
  2414. >"He won't notice if you do..."
  2415. >Your shades already hide your tears
  2416.  
  2417.  
  2418. 3:
  2419. >Oh hey Anon.
  2420. >So you still wanna wub it out?
  2421. >We can make a new tune to play on stage!
  2422. >I can set up a new DJ scratch table!
  2423. >We could always just-
  2424. >What?
  2425. >Oh...
  2426. >You have other plans with Octavia.....
  2427. >...
  2428. >No no you go on ahead....im fine.
  2429. >I got all I need right here.
  2430. >Go on get....
  2431.  
  2432. >Just keep the shades on maybe he wont notice the tears....
  2433.  
  2434. ----
  2435.  
  2436. [Roseluck]
  2437.  
  2438. >Oh, hi Anon!
  2439. >Beautiful day today, huh?
  2440. >This weather has worked wonders for my garden.
  2441. >It's absolutely vibrant right now.
  2442. >Hey, if you want to come see it, I'd be more than happy to give you a tour.
  2443. >I'm free for the whole day!
  2444. >...Oh...
  2445. >You're getting lunch with Daisy?
  2446. >...No, that's fine.
  2447. >Maybe we can reschedule?
  2448. >... Yeah, I guess I'm pretty busy too
  2449. >I'll see you around then.
  2450. >...
  2451. >I just want to be with you Anonymous
  2452. >Why did you leave me to wilt again?
  2453. >What's the point of growing flowers if you have no one to give them to?
  2454.  
  2455. ----
  2456.  
  2457. [Dr. Whooves]
  2458.  
  2459. >Hello Anon. Lovely day isn't it?
  2460. >It's been quite a while since I've been in Ponyville.
  2461. >Yes yes yes... on vacation.
  2462. >But listen, I must show you something of utmost importance.
  2463. >Oh it's nothing to worry about... I think.
  2464. >You'll just have to come with me to that blue phone booth over there.
  2465. >Where did it come from you ask?
  2466. >Uh, rather interesting question, that. I suppose I should get on with the showing so you will be less confused about the whole ordeal.
  2467. >Hm? A meeting with the Princesses?
  2468. >Are you sure?
  2469. >No, listen you have to...
  2470. >Anon...
  2471. >...
  2472. >I need your help.
  2473.  
  2474. ----
  2475.  
  2476. [Berry Punch].
  2477.  
  2478. 1:
  2479. >Bottoms up!
  2480. >...
  2481. >...
  2482. >...
  2483. >Pah ha!
  2484. >I tell you Anon, that's one thing I like about you; you can hold your liquor.
  2485. >All these other lightweights, they can't hold a candle to you!
  2486. >Heh, well that's sweet of you to say, but I'm really nothing that special.
  2487. >Thanks though...
  2488. >Another round for me and my friend!
  2489. >So, what do you think about spending a night on the town with me?
  2490. >Not in this trashy dive, no offense, but hitting the strip in Canterlot?
  2491. >Huh, really?
  2492. >I never pegged you for liking horns...
  2493. >Oh, no, it's not like that, Rarity's a sweet girl, just...
  2494. >You know what, nevermind.
  2495. >We'll just try it another time.
  2496. >At least we still have one last drink tonight, right?
  2497. >...Yeah, I suppose you do have to get home.
  2498. >Don't worry about it, I'm Berry Punch, I could down both these glasses in no time.
  2499. >See you around, Anon.
  2500. >...
  2501. >Rarity, huh?
  2502. >Style, class, sophistication.
  2503. >I can see that.
  2504. >I'm just a beer swilling nobody in this podunk town.
  2505. >*gulp*
  2506. >...Bartender, I'm going to need a lot more alcohol.
  2507. >Thanks...
  2508. >Just leave the bottle.
  2509.  
  2510.  
  2511. 2:
  2512. >Hey Anon you ready for shots tonight?
  2513. >Oh no totally we gotta drink tonight
  2514. >What, is it the bits? I got bits, we can-
  2515. >But you love drinking!
  2516. >It is not! If you're bored there's a million cocktails and-
  2517. >And you promised you'd try every one with me...
  2518. >I'm not gonna skip a night Anon-
  2519. >It's my special talent! I gotta drink the Punch!
  2520. >Please Anon! Its- It's my birthday! You gotta take me out!
  2521. >Yeah-
  2522. >Yeah it isn't really my-
  2523. >I mean-
  2524. >I just-
  2525.  
  2526. ...
  2527.  
  2528. It just always feels like my birthday when l'm with you
  2529.  
  2530. ----
  2531.  
  2532. [Minuette]
  2533.  
  2534. 1:
  2535. >Aaaand there we go, the examination is complete.
  2536. >Just one cavity, congratulations.
  2537. >I told you should stop hanging around with Pinkie too much.
  2538. >The cakes! Yes, Pinkie uses too much sugar on her cakes, that's what I meant.
  2539. >Hehe...
  2540. >Well, I... I guess that's it, Anon.
  2541. >Remember to brush and floss your teeth every day!
  2542. >...
  2543. >Hey, Anon!
  2544. >I, I ws just wondering if maybe you were free this weekend?
  2545. >I heard that this year's Summer Wrap-up fair is going to be...
  2546. >Oh, you... you're going with Pinkie and the Girls.
  2547. >I-it's ok, I understand.
  2548. >See you around, Anon"
  2549. >Ah, I'll be waiting.
  2550. >Bye, Anonymous...
  2551. >S-see you in six months...
  2552.  
  2553.  
  2554. 2:
  2555. >Hi Anon.
  2556. >I'm pretty alright, how are you?
  2557. >That's good.
  2558. >Been brushing?
  2559. >*Giggle* I ask everyone that.
  2560. >Hey, while we're both free, did you wanna go catch a movie?
  2561. >Well, I guess I coulda planned ahead...
  2562. >Oh, Fluttershy probably wouldn't like it?
  2563. >Yeah, that's probably for the best.
  2564. >I just thought we were getting close and all, I didn't know you had started dating Fluttershy.
  2565. >That's fine. As long as one of us is happy.
  2566. As long as one of us is happy...
  2567.  
  2568. ----
  2569.  
  2570. [Cheerilee]
  2571.  
  2572. 1:
  2573. >Phfew!
  2574. >I think that was the last one.
  2575. >I really can't thank you enough for helping me with those exams, Anonymous.
  2576. >Without you I'd probably still be trying to decipher Scootaloo's writing.
  2577. >You know?
  2578. >I think you may deserve a reward.
  2579. >Say, Anon, classes will be over soon and I'm going to have more free time...
  2580. >I've been thinking about travelling somewhere, maybe the beach.
  2581. >You know, as to unwind from school life.
  2582. >This may be a little sudden but--
  2583. >Huh? Spike? What are you doing here, school hours are..
  2584. >Oh. A message from the Princesses?
  2585. >...
  2586. >What?
  2587. >Oh, I- I understand.
  2588. >The return of Midnight Castle is a matter of great importance, and you're needed.
  2589. >Go, Anon. I wouldn't want to keep you here.
  2590. >Bye...
  2591. >...
  2592. >It's ok, Cheerilee...
  2593. >It wouldn't be right to keep him preocuppied while Equestria is in danger.
  2594. >You can always wait.
  2595. >Yeah, you can always wait...
  2596. >...
  2597. >There's always next year.
  2598.  
  2599.  
  2600. 2:
  2601. >Good morning Anon, I hope are well rested today
  2602. >I know it's a little early to be visiting, but I wanted to make sure to get you before you got yourself occupied for the rest of the day
  2603. >I mean, it's been a little over 3 months since we agreed to get out and have some fun together
  2604. >And before you say it: Yes, I know we haven't yet gone out because of my teaching job
  2605. >But that's the great thing about today!
  2606. >I made sure of grading all of my pupil's homework in advance, and giving them just some light work for this week, so I can take a day off for the first time in months!
  2607. >So, is there anything you would like to do today?
  2608. >Because I made some plans just in case you didn't have anything planned, but I can tag along if you--
  2609. >...
  2610. >Is... Is that... A mare behind you?
  2611. >...
  2612. >N-Nice to meet you, Coco...
  2613. >So... You've been together for a few weeks now, eh?
  2614. >She seems... Like a really nice mare...
  2615. >...
  2616. >Oh, no, no, I can see you already have company for today, and I wouldn't want to be rude by butting in on your compromises...
  2617. >Y-Yes, that's right, I should better leave so I can enjoy my day off
  2618. >Shouldn't really spend it here just making small talk, right?
  2619. >Well, s-see you later, Anonymous!
  2620. >Say good-bye to miss Coco for me...!
  2621. >...
  2622. >This is going to be a really long day...
  2623. >I wonder if any bar opens this early...
  2624.  
  2625.  
  2626. 3:
  2627. >Oh, goodness! Anon, I didn't expect you here!
  2628. >Sorry I'm so late! I'm just finishing up some papers.
  2629. >I had to clean up the entire schoolhouse after an arts and crafts assignment turned into a glitter fight.
  2630. >I'm just about done. Then we can head over to--
  2631. >Anon... why are you giving this back to me?
  2632. >It's OK! Don't cry. Just... tell me what's going on...
  2633. >This... this was my favorite gemstone growing up. I'd always have it with me whenever I went to school. I always thought it'd bring me luck when I took tests.
  2634. >I gave it to you because I felt like the luckiest girl in the world already.
  2635. >Anon, why are you giving this back to me? What's going on?
  2636. >...
  2637. >You and T-Twilight...
  2638. >...h-had sex?...
  2639. >I-it's fine, anon! I'll forgive you! Just please promise me we can move past it and just forget that it ever happened.
  2640. >Anon... do.. do you love her?
  2641. >...
  2642. >...
  2643. >I understand, anon. She's really a catch and I'm glad you found her.
  2644. >You know when we spent time at the library together?
  2645. >I know you were trying so hard not to show it... but you always smiled widest whenever you were talking to her...
  2646. >Now go get her, anon. I'm sure she's waiting for you.
  2647. >It's no problem.
  2648. >Bye for now...
  2649. >...
  2650. >I'm sure you'll make her the luckiest girl in the world.
  2651.  
  2652.  
  2653. 4:
  2654. >Hey Anon, just give me a second to finish grading these papers, k?
  2655. >No no promise it'll be quick I'm almost done and we can head out and watch the sunset!
  2656. >Wha-, huh?..oh..well, we can do someth..
  2657. >BERRY? MY LUSH OF A SI-..*ahem*..sorry
  2658. >But I-..we..*sigh*..should be at O'Pony & Sons tavern..might wanna catch her before she gets thrown out though
  2659. >No no, hey I understand..it's like I tell my students "life is a learning experience"
  2660. >Have fun, Anon..and please, for me, be good to her..bye
  2661. if life is a learning experience..how come I'm not used to rejection yet..
  2662.  
  2663.  
  2664. 5:
  2665. >Good afternoon Anon!
  2666. >How are things?
  2667. >...Yeah. Foals can be a handful though, sometimes.
  2668. >Oh, you just have to be always ready for anything, and it's draining, sometimes.
  2669. >Now, um... Do you have any plans for the weekends?
  2670. >Oh, well, I was wondering if you'd like dinner with me? We got along fairly well at the parent teacher interviews that-
  2671. >Oh, me and Big Mac? No, that was a silly little prank some little fillies played on us.
  2672. >But you don't really want to?
  2673. >Oh, well, I guess if you don't think of me that way then I can't expect you to do something like this.
  2674. >Well, thank you for your time. Have a lovely day!
  2675. >Oh, maybe give a reminder to little Anon Junior to hand in his homework.
  2676. >No, don't be silly! If you've got your eye on someone else then don't feel obliged to feel sorry on my part!
  2677. I'm glad you do, though... But I'd wish you'd feel more.
  2678.  
  2679. ----
  2680.  
  2681. [Zecora]
  2682.  
  2683. 1:
  2684. >Oh, Anon. What a lovely suit.
  2685. >May I ask, where do you commute?
  2686. >Oh, a royal dinner with foreign dignitaries?
  2687. >Well, I hope you all become good buddies.
  2688. >But what is that? You're all alone!
  2689. >I don't believe any mare wouldn't have shown.
  2690. >It seems that without a partner, you'll have to make-do.
  2691. >...
  2692. >...What? M-me go with you?
  2693. >Oh, Anon...
  2694. >Though I like what you propose.
  2695. >I'm afraid, I wouldn't like to impose.
  2696. >Those formal gatherings are not for me.
  2697. >I wouldn't fit in, you see.
  2698. >Go on, my friend
  2699. >That party you should attend.
  2700. >Oh...
  2701. >Don't worry, Anon. I understand
  2702. >This you'll want to see firsthand.
  2703. >...
  2704. >Farewell, Anon. I guess I'll see you another day.
  2705. >It just hurts that it has to be this way.
  2706.  
  2707.  
  2708. 2:
  2709. Good morning Anon, I wander if you have a moment to talk?
  2710. …
  2711. Oh I am sorry I didn’t mean to disturb you on your walk.
  2712. …
  2713. I just wanted to thank you for helping me,
  2714. Its just most ponies are afraid of entering the Everfree.
  2715. So I figured that I could pay you back,
  2716. maybe go out sometime for a snack.
  2717. How about we meet a sugar cube corner at 8
  2718. …
  2719. Oh no it’s not a date!
  2720. …
  2721. Oh, I didn’t mean to misconceive.
  2722. I’ll just take my leave.
  2723.  
  2724. /Dammit why did I tell a lie/
  2725. /Now I feel like I could just die./
  2726.  
  2727. ----
  2728.  
  2729. [Nightmare Moon]
  2730.  
  2731. >What is it, Anonymous?
  2732. >Don't you like my new look?
  2733. >I thought you'd appreciate this.
  2734. >Oh, don't be afraid, Anon.
  2735. >I may look different, and maybe I'm more powerful...
  2736. >But it's still the same old Luna on the inside.
  2737. >In fact, I'd dare say that this is a better me
  2738. >You know, given that my 'dear sister' won't overshadow me anymore...
  2739. >...What?
  2740. >Y-you'll do what!?
  2741. >Hmph...
  2742. >Fine! Be that way!
  2743. >I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
  2744. >You always prefered my sister's mornings, after all.
  2745. >Didn't you, Anon?
  2746. >But you will learn...
  2747. >Yes, you will learn to love my nights.
  2748. >This night will be ours, Anonymous!
  2749. >And you better enjoy it!
  2750. >Our night, shall last... Forever!
  2751.  
  2752. ----
  2753.  
  2754. [Babs Seed]
  2755.  
  2756. >*ring ring ring*
  2757. >...
  2758. >*ring ring ring*
  2759. >...
  2760. >*ring ri-CLICK*
  2761. >Heya 'Non!
  2762. >Oh, nuttin' really. I'm just so excited I can't stay off da phone! I can't wait for your trip ta Manehattan!
  2763. >Man, we're gonna have SO much fun! I gotta show you da new clubhouse! We-
  2764. >What?
  2765. >Naw, I still ain't got my Cutie Mahk. But don't worry1 I been keepin' dese loosahs in line evah since I got back from da reunion.
  2766. >Da school even lets us set up meetins in da schoolyahd aftah class!
  2767. >Hah, I know, right? You and da CMC really helped me get my act togeddah.
  2768. >I ain't forgettin' my roots, dough! Ooh, dat reminds me, dere's dis really great pizza joint over in Bucklyn I gotta take ya to. An' dey 'ave da BEST milkshakes!
  2769. >It's right by da station, too. We can get dinnah right aftah you get off da train!
  2770. >...About what?
  2771. >...
  2772. >Really? Da train's booked solid?
  2773. >Dat's funny. Usually dere's tons o' room.
  2774. >No biggie, dough! We can getcha a ticket ta go by air!
  2775. >Yeah, I know it's a little moah pricey. I'll call in a few favahs.
  2776. >Don't WORRY 'bout it! Fuhgedda-
  2777. >Huh?
  2778. >...
  2779. >Yeah...I suppose it is a little dangerous, da weathah bein' what it is.
  2780. >Well...how 'bout if I came ta you? Da train's nevah packed goin' west.
  2781. >But-
  2782. >I KNOW dey don't let fillies travel alone!
  2783. >I dunno, I'll...I'll figgah it out. I used to sneak on boahd da train all da time.
  2784. >...
  2785. >I can handle myself, Anon! I'm a big filly.
  2786. >...
  2787. >Anon...
  2788. >Well, okay den...
  2789. >...
  2790. >Yeah, I..I guess we'll do it some othah time.
  2791. >You got stuff ta do anyway.
  2792. I just...wanted to be with a REAL friend...
  2793.  
  2794. ----
  2795.  
  2796. [Royal guard mare]
  2797.  
  2798. >Stop!
  2799. >You violated the Law, pay the court a fine or serve your sente-
  2800. >Hah, I'm just joking with you Anon.
  2801. >Sorry I'm late for our poker game,
  2802. >I got off duty a while ago and had to make a detour for a gift.
  2803. >...
  2804. >You can't stay for a game?
  2805. >How come?
  2806. >...
  2807. >A-A date with the Lunar Guard's Captain?
  2808. >Y-Yeah, she is kinda pretty...
  2809. >What..? Oh, it wasn't anything special...
  2810. >Just s-some things for mom, heh...
  2811. >Yeah... see you tomorrow too...
  2812. >...
  2813. >You were right Ma'...
  2814. >No coltcuddler like me deserves to be happy...
  2815.  
  2816. ----
  2817.  
  2818. [Granny Smith]
  2819.  
  2820. >"Hey there, ya young whippersnapper! Ready to do some good ol' fashioned knittin'?"
  2821. >"Ah tell ya, this blanket o' mine's never gonna get done with just me and the girls! But I reckon that with you helpin' with those fine hands o' yours--"
  2822. >"Awuh? Wuzzat? Ya can't? Oooh no, you ain't gettin' outta this that easily, youngin'. Ya gonna help ol' Granny if it's the--"
  2823. >"What? Speak up, sonny, mah hearin' ain't what it used to be."
  2824. >"Goin' to visit the old folks home in Ponyville? Why in tarnation would ya do that?"
  2825. >"Mister Waddle?! Oh. Well then. Ah wasn't even aware ya barn door swung that way."
  2826. >"Aaah, I was just joshin' ye, sonny. You go an' have fun with your friend. I'll still be here knittin' by the time ye get back."
  2827. >...
  2828. >"Oh Ahnon. Why can't ya make me feel like a young filly again?"
  2829.  
  2830. ----
  2831.  
  2832. [Sombra]
  2833.  
  2834. 1:
  2835. >Good evening, Anonymous.
  2836. >It is good to see you, it's been a long time.
  2837. >How are you?
  2838. >Splendid. I've been doing well, myself.
  2839. >I really appreciate all the help you gave me after my defeat.
  2840. >It's thank to your intervention to Celestia that I was given a second chance.
  2841. >I don't think I ever thanked you properly...
  2842. >But of course.
  2843. >I understand. I wouldn't want to kep you here.
  2844. >You are a very important part of Celestia's Court.
  2845. >Be on your way, Anonymous.
  2846. >And thank you...
  2847. >Thank you...
  2848. >Thanks for all you did for me, Anon.
  2849.  
  2850.  
  2851. 2:
  2852. >Greetings, Anon.
  2853. >I requested your presence for a specific reason.
  2854. >You see, I have taken quite a liking to you.
  2855. >As my favourite slave, and I hate using that term with you, I'd like to-
  2856. >...
  2857. >...I see.
  2858. >Well, I shouldn't get in the way of your crystal mining duties...
  2859. >No, no, just go.
  2860. >Guards! Send him back to the caves.
  2861. >...
  2862. >Anon, why...
  2863. >Why must you toy with your king?
  2864. You are the only thing I care about more than crystals...
  2865.  
  2866. ----
  2867.  
  2868. [Fleur De Lis]
  2869.  
  2870. 1:
  2871. >Oh anon, there you are!
  2872. >You simply must come dine with me at this new resteraunt which opened.
  2873. >They have a crystal berry pie that is simply to die for, and I've heard of certain...carniverous foods served there.
  2874. >And after our wonderful dinner you simply MUST accompany me to the local theatre.
  2875. >It's the Pony of the Opera, I have simply been dying to see it with somepony.
  2876. >You should consider yourself lucky I have chosen you.
  2877. >We shall have a most wonderful evening together afterwards.
  2878. >I'm sorry, what?
  2879. >You already made plans you say?
  2880. >With who? Rarity?
  2881. >You mean to tell me you would rather go out with a lowly commoner like her?
  2882. >FINE do whatever you want, most stallions would kill for an oppertunity to spend an evening with moi.
  2883. >See if I ever give you another oppertunity with me!
  2884. >...
  2885. >...
  2886. >......
  2887. >Who the buck does he think he is, rejecting moi.
  2888. >I'm simply the msot beautiful unicorn in all of Canterlot!
  2889. >Foolish hairless ape...Rejecting moi....
  2890. >Hmmph I don't need him anyways, I-I'll jsut find somepony else...
  2891. >Yes, I'll have a lovely evening even without him!
  2892. >Why am I crying...
  2893. >Stupid human....
  2894. >Why can't he see I love him...
  2895.  
  2896.  
  2897. 2:
  2898. >Um, excuse me, your name is Anon, correct?
  2899. >You probably know me, I'm Fleur De Lis...
  2900. >I've seen you at every one of my shows...
  2901. >You're always there, smiling at the models.
  2902. >Many other ponies do too, but I can see a genuine smile in you.
  2903. >*Giggle* I can't help talking about you; my manager, Fancy Pants, he said "Why don't you go talk to him one time?"
  2904. >And...
  2905. >Well, I was kind of wondering...
  2906. >There's a festival coming to Canterlot soon, and...
  2907. >I've never really been with anypony else before...
  2908. >It's such a lovely time of year for it, and I was hoping-
  2909. >Oh? You already have a date?
  2910. >Of course you do, how silly of me.
  2911. >With you looking as rugged and handsome as that, I guess I should have spoke up sooner...
  2912. >Well, sorry to bother you on this night.
  2913. >Goodbye!
  2914.  
  2915. *sigh* I just want to stop feeling like a fake piece of plastic...
  2916.  
  2917. ----
  2918.  
  2919. [Maud]
  2920.  
  2921. 1:
  2922. >Hey Anon
  2923. >"Thanks for coming on such short notice"
  2924. >"I just wanted to tell you"
  2925. >"Not many seem to understand me much"
  2926. >"But you get me even better than Boulder does"
  2927. >"I don't talk much with anypony"
  2928. >"But when I'm with you, I feel like there's not enough time"
  2929. >"Time for me to tell you"
  2930. >"Time for explaining my feelings for you"
  2931. >...
  2932. >"Yes, I should tell him that"
  2933. >...
  2934. >"He's right there, waiting for you to speak"
  2935. >...
  2936. >"No matter the rest, you only have to say three words"
  2937. >...
  2938. >"I just have to open my mouth..."
  2939. >...
  2940. >"And tell him..."
  2941. >...
  2942. >"Those three words..."
  2943. >...
  2944. >Good-bye Anon
  2945. >...
  2946. >Say hi to Pinkie for me
  2947. >/spoiler/"I love you"
  2948.  
  2949.  
  2950. 2:
  2951. >"Hello there, anon."
  2952. >"I was going down to the rock farm."
  2953. >"Would you like to come?"
  2954. >"Ah. Okay."
  2955. >"Farewell."
  2956. >with the way you make me feel... my heart may as well be a rock.
  2957.  
  2958.  
  2959. 3:
  2960. >"Hello, Anonymous"
  2961. >...
  2962. >"Very well, I will critique your poem"
  2963. >...
  2964. >"It was...nice. It must be for someone special"
  2965. >"I also have a poem I wish for you to hear. It's for a spe--"
  2966. >...
  2967. >"I see. I'm sure she'll love it."
  2968. >"Farewell."
  2969. >...
  2970. >"Human"
  2971. >"From another world"
  2972. >"Friend"
  2973. >"Like a gentle giant"
  2974. >"Fair and kind, I realized with time"
  2975. >"I'd give up my rocks for your embrace"
  2976.  
  2977. ----
  2978.  
  2979. [Coco Pommel]
  2980.  
  2981. 1:
  2982. >"Hey anon! Glad to see you back in Manehattan. You didn't forget the big fashion show this week, did you?"
  2983. >"I know, everypony who's anypony will be there!"
  2984. >She twirls a bit of her mane around her hoof
  2985. >"I'm really, really glad you're here, it's been so long and I..."
  2986. >You ask if anything's wrong
  2987. >Blushing she shakes her head and puts on a plastic grin
  2988. >"Oh no, everything's fine! It's just you're here, and I... needed some help!"
  2989. >"Yes! Yes, I know it's your first night back, but I wanted to know if you could come over and look over my designs? I know you have such a discerning eye."
  2990. >"Why? W-Well, I just need a second opinion."
  2991. >"And I... I really value yours. Can’t be too perfect in this town!”
  2992. >You waffle back and forth nervously
  2993. >A bit downtrodden, she smiles
  2994. >”Tomorrow's fine too, I guess! I know you’ve been busy."
  2995. >"W... what?”
  2996. >”Only here until tomorrow?!”
  2997. >”Starting new lines in Saddle Arabia? And Prance?!”
  2998. >”Oh… yeah, that’s a huge opportunity. Showing fashion to the world, huh?”
  2999. >”No, I guess you won’t be back for a while.”
  3000. >She grins in a way that makes you uncomfortable.
  3001. >”But then you have to come over tonight so we can celebrate!”
  3002. >”Oh. Oh, yeah, lots of preparations to make. Deals to close, ponies to meet. I… I understand.”
  3003. >”Of course I’ll write. We’re friends. That’s how these things go.”
  3004. >”Of course I’m happy for you! You’re going to make the world beautiful.”
  3005. >Awkward goodbyes and promises to stay in touch are exchanged
  3006. >You hurry off to meet with Very Important Ponies
  3007.  
  3008. >Coco pulls out the monogrammed scarf she’d been ready to show you
  3009. >Includes ‘I love you’ hidden in its folds
  3010. >”You’re going to make the world beautiful...”
  3011. >"But you were my world..."
  3012.  
  3013.  
  3014. 2:
  3015. >Hi there, Anonymous
  3016. >What brings you here? Are you looking for a new suit?
  3017. >You are? That's great, Anon
  3018. >Would you like it custom-made?
  3019. >Oh, silly me, it obviously has to be custom-made
  3020. >Would you like some coffee?
  3021. >...
  3022. >Ah, sure, I understand if you don't want any right now
  3023. >Feel free to ask for it if you change your mind though
  3024. >This coffee is really excellent!
  3025. >Anyways, I'd better take your measurements for that suit of yours
  3026. >Sure I could ask Rarity to send them instead, but they'd take too long to arrive all the way over from Ponyville
  3027. >So...
  3028. >Is there any reason for this new apparel you are looking for?
  3029. >...
  3030. >You... Are going on a date?
  3031. >That's... Great, Anon
  3032. >Who...
  3033. >Who's the lucky mare?
  3034. >...
  3035. >S-Suri?
  3036. >As in, Suri Polomare?
  3037. >...
  3038. >Oh, sorry, didn't mean to tighten the measuring tape like that!
  3039. >I just got... A little distracted...
  3040. >No, Anon! Don't go!
  3041. >I swear I'm ok with you going out with Suri!
  3042. >I'll make your suit, you don't have to leave like that!
  3043. >ANON!
  3044. >...
  3045. >A-Anon... I n-need you...
  3046.  
  3047. >/"He doesn't need you, Coco..."/
  3048. >/"Nobody does..."/
  3049.  
  3050.  
  3051. 3:
  3052. >Oh hi Anon, I finished that suit for you!
  3053. >No it's no trouble at all, I was happy to do it.
  3054. >Hey... I know it's kind of sudden, but do you think you could take me to whinny of the hills? I know that-
  3055. >...
  3056. >Wh-what? S-suri?
  3057. >I-I'm sorry. I had no idea that the two of you w-were-
  3058. >I'm fine Anon, *sniff* really.
  3059. >It's j-just allergies, t-that's all.
  3060. >Anyway, enjoy your s-suit...
  3061.  
  3062. >...
  3063.  
  3064. >it's my fault really...
  3065. >I shouldn't have expected him to go out with me.
  3066. >It was j-just a suit. I h-hope he enjoys it.
  3067. >/I made it just for the show./
  3068.  
  3069. ----
  3070.  
  3071. [Diamond Tiara]
  3072.  
  3073. >Finally time for the weekend. TGIF, right?
  3074. >What should we do this week, anon?
  3075. >I don't know about you, but I'm up for dinner and a show.
  3076. >What's that one you always--
  3077. >Huh?
  3078. >...
  3079. >Oh, no, it's fine. I'm sure there's other things we can--
  3080. >...
  3081. >Oh, with... Pinkie?
  3082. >Don't worry about it. I've got plenty of other things I could be doing.
  3083. >Wow, Pinkie's really going through all that trouble for you?
  3084. >S-sure. It's no big deal.
  3085. >Have fun.
  3086. >Bye...
  3087. >My Daddy got us front row seats... just like you always wanted...
  3088.  
  3089. ----
  3090.  
  3091. [Mayor Mare]
  3092.  
  3093. 1:
  3094. >Good morning, citizens of Ponyville.
  3095. >*The day has come, Ivory. You can do this*
  3096. >We are gathered together here in the sight of Celestia, and in the face of our friends and neighbors.
  3097. >*How long has it been? Five years?*
  3098. >To celebrate the union between Anonymous and Photo Finish…
  3099. >*Approximately, it’s a long time to drift apart*
  3100. >In… In Holy Matrimony.
  3101. >*And to think you were so close when he first came to Ponyville*
  3102. >Photo Finish. Do you take Anonymous as your husband…
  3103. >*When he came to you for help whenever he had messed things up somehow?*
  3104. >And you, Anonymous…
  3105. >*Did you really think things could work?*
  3106. >Do you take… Photo Finish as your wife?
  3107. >*You never really got over it, did you?*
  3108. >Well, then…
  3109. >*Of course you did, that’s why you feel this way now*
  3110. >By the power invested in my by the Princesses.
  3111. >*I guess, I got too lost in the moment to truly think about the future*
  3112. >And the Equestrian law.
  3113. >*Sooner than I knew you were gone*
  3114. >I-I now declare you…
  3115. >*You were travelling all over the country*
  3116. >Man and Mare.
  3117. >*And I lost you to another one*
  3118. >…you may kiss the bride.
  3119. >*Be happy, Anonymous. Be happy for both of us*
  3120.  
  3121.  
  3122. 2:
  3123. >...And as soon as I say your name, you go to the podium and accept your prize.
  3124. >You can make a short speech afterwards, and then the ceremony will be over
  3125. >I'm sure everyone will want to thank you afterwards.
  3126. >Ponyville would be much worse for the wear if it weren't for you.
  3127. >We all owe you, and want to repay you in some way.
  3128. >...
  3129. >Anonymous, would you be interested in attending a small social gathering on the Town Hall?
  3130. >Nothing fancy, and it'll be fairly short.
  3131. >But perhaps, afterwards we could...
  3132. >Oh. It's ok, I understand.
  3133. >Of course you'd want to celebrate with your friends.
  3134. >No, it is ok. Forget I even said anything.
  3135. >Now, go get Ready, Anonymous. The ceremony is about to start.
  3136. >*sigh*
  3137. >Now now, Ivory, be calm. It was a long shot any way.
  3138. >You know you have a duty with the citizens of Ponyville, above everything else.
  3139. >You have to take care of them.
  3140. >...
  3141. >But...
  3142.  
  3143. >But who'll take care of me?
  3144.  
  3145. ----
  3146.  
  3147. [Daring Do]
  3148.  
  3149. >Hi, Proffesor Anon. Ye, it feels good to finally be back from Mexicolt.
  3150. >How it was? Humid and boring, that was about it.
  3151. >Anyway, I'm finally back, and brought some souvenirs.
  3152. >Oh, some gem idols and the like. Nothing really interesting.
  3153. >I've got to say. I'm growing tired of all of this adventuring.
  3154. >Lately I've been putting my mind in... other things.
  3155. >...
  3156. >Say, Anon. That new princess will be giving a conference at the main hall this weekend.
  3157. >The topic is kind of boring, something about the Supernatural Benefits of Amical Bonds.
  3158. >I know right? The Administration probably agreed just to get some funding.
  3159. >So, would you like to go? Maybe grab a few drinks afterwards?
  3160. >Wha...?
  3161. >Oh. You'll be going with the new Zebrican History teacher...
  3162. >That's...
  3163. >*Ahem* It's ok.
  3164. >Hey, I've been gone for three months, I shouldn't have assumed you'd be free just because I'm back.
  3165. >Well, see you around, then.
  3166. >Hmph...
  3167. >Guess it'll be just me and a bottle of whisky tonight.
  3168. >Another day, another rejection...
  3169.  
  3170. ----
  3171.  
  3172. [Cloudchaser]
  3173.  
  3174. 1:
  3175. *RIIIIIIING* *RIIIIIIIING*
  3176. >I’m coming~! Don’t get desperate!
  3177. >Hello…? Oh, Anonymous!
  3178. >I… It’s really unexpected.
  3179. >Woah, you look so good! What’s the occasion?
  3180. >Huh? Oh, you even brought flowers and chocolate.
  3181. >You do know how to make a mare feel flattered, heh heh…
  3182. >What’s that?
  3183. >Oh…
  3184. >Y-yeah, Flitter is upstairs.
  3185. >You can go. I, uh, have to go do... Um, yeah.
  3186. >Bye!
  3187. *sigh*
  3188. >Guess I should have expected that…
  3189. >I did my best, but he still fell for Flitter.
  3190. >Admit it, Cloudchaser, your sister is so much better than you.
  3191.  
  3192.  
  3193. 2:
  3194. >Oh hey, Anon!
  3195. >I noticed that you were watching me and my sister practice..
  3196. >I-it's for Wonderbolt training, you know!
  3197. >I'm in Class A, and my sister's in Class C.
  3198. >It's really a tough class to be in, y-y'know!
  3199. >I was wondering, if you weren't busy..
  3200. >If you could come to my cloud home and.. share some dinner and coffee? Talk about the day's events..?
  3201. >..Oh
  3202. >I see..
  3203. >You already have plans to go with Flitter..
  3204. >Oh no, it's fine..
  3205. >Hope you two have a fun time; later, Anon!
  3206. >...
  3207. >Wonderbolt training.. smooth, Cloudchaser
  3208. >Smooth..
  3209. >*Sigh*
  3210. >/I always knew I was the uglier twin.../
  3211.  
  3212. ----
  3213.  
  3214. [Flitter]
  3215.  
  3216. >Anonymous! I wanted to talk to you!
  3217. >Great day huh? Hardly any clouds in the sky.
  3218. >Well, aside from cloudsdale, that is.
  3219. >Listen, I was wondering, maybe you and I can go to that fancy new restaurant Raindrops has been blabbering on about?
  3220. >Yeah, that one!
  3221. >How about 6-ish? I can meet you th-
  3222. >...
  3223. >W-Wow... Not even our f-first time out and a kiss?! You humans must really-
  3224. >No... What do you mean? We haven't gone out once...
  3225. >...
  3226. >No...
  3227. >...
  3228. >I... I...
  3229. >M-My name i-is F-Flitter...
  3230. >N-No no, honest mistake...
  3231. >With the u-uniform over m-my mark, and my m-messy hair from the f-flight...
  3232. >It'd b-be easy to confuse me with m-my sister...
  3233. >S-Sorry about that... Enjoy y-yo-your d-date...
  3234.  
  3235. >...
  3236.  
  3237. >Stupid stupid STUPID Flitter!
  3238. >It was obvious that your sister wouldn't tell you when she's dating your crush!
  3239. >And by the time I had finally mustered enough courage to do it...
  3240. >Why would he ever go out with you!
  3241. >The o-only t-time he n-noticed you...
  3242. >*sniff*
  3243. >...Why does nopony care about me?
  3244.  
  3245. ---
  3246.  
  3247. [Braeburn]
  3248.  
  3249. >Howdy, Anon!
  3250. >Fancy seeing you, after such a long time.
  3251. >Yeah, I'm back in Ponyville for the Apple Family Reunion.
  3252. >Big Mac and some other friends were thinking about going out and maybe have a couple of drinks.
  3253. >Damn right, it sounds like fun!
  3254. >So...
  3255. >Would you like to go, partner? My treat!
  3256. >Huh?
  3257. >Oh... Yeah, no problem. It's ok if you're busy.
  3258. >I'm still stayin' the whole week, maybe we could--
  3259. >Oh.
  3260. >Yeah... yeah I get it.
  3261. >Nah, it's alright. Ta- *ahem* take care, Anon.
  3262. >...
  3263. >Well, it was a long shot...
  3264. >That time in Appleloosa was fun, but I never knew if it could have been more.
  3265. >Or if he'd feel the same.
  3266. >But now I do.
  3267. >And I know he doesn't.
  3268.  
  3269. ----
  3270.  
  3271. [Silver Spoon]
  3272.  
  3273. Silver Spoon watched Anon being followed by the Crusaders. They are eating ice cream and are headed for the park.
  3274. "Anon. More like Lame-non, right, Silver Spoon?"
  3275. "That makes him sound as if he's not lame, Diamond Tiara" she sighs as she follows the group with her gaze.
  3276. "Ugh, what's gotten into you? Who cares about him if he's only gonna hang with those blank flanks." Diamond Tiara stands up and begins walking in the opposite direction.
  3277. After lingering for a second, Silver Spoon turns back and keeps walking with Diamond Tiara.
  3278. "We'll have fun on our own, you'll see. Mi dad has hired a hot air balloon for the weekend just for us."
  3279. Silver Spoon had a crush on him since he first came to Ponyville, and wanted to spend time with him.
  3280. "We'll go around town, mocking them from the sky."
  3281. If he had only said yes when Diamond Tiara asked him to hang with the two of them, he wouldn't be with the crusaders right now.
  3282. "And then we'll go back to our mansion and have a sleepover."
  3283. Even when Silver Spoon asked him if she could hang out with him, he had turned her down. Why didn't he say yes? Did he dislike them?
  3284. "I bet those losers won't do anything remotely as fun as we will."
  3285. Silver Spoon didn't know, but she surely wished to know.
  3286. Silently, she followed Diamond Tiara down the road.
  3287.  
  3288. ----
  3289.  
  3290. [Mane-iac]
  3291.  
  3292. >Bwahahahaha! Glorious success!
  3293. >Note even the Power Ponies will be able to stop me now.
  3294. >I have wo—
  3295. *BOOM*
  3296. >Huh? Who goes there!?
  3297. >Oh? Oh…
  3298. >Mr. Anonymous, how kind of you to join me.
  3299. >Have you reconsidered my offer? It’s still standing, you know.
  3300. >Of course I wasn’t kidding.
  3301. >I’d love to have you by my side ruling Maretropolis.
  3302. >You were always a special case, Anonymous.
  3303. >Different, shunned.
  3304. >We are so similar, there’s so much we could have achieved together.
  3305. >We still can, if you accept my offer.
  3306. >Hmph…
  3307. >Fine. Side with those ponies, see if I care.
  3308. >If you don’t want to rule by my side, I’ll crush you under my hoof.
  3309. >Goodbye…
  3310. >/I’m sorry, Anon./
  3311.  
  3312. ----
  3313.  
  3314. [Lauren]
  3315.  
  3316. >Anon, hello!
  3317. >How are you today?
  3318. >*Chuckle* Quite good myself, thank you!
  3319. >Now, I know this is a bit forward, but do you have any plans today?
  3320. >Well, I was hoping you'd like to go and get a coffee or some lunch with me.
  3321. >Oh, you are busy?
  3322. >With Pinkie Pie?
  3323. >Well, I won't get in the way of young romance, then.
  3324. >Oh, please. When you've lived as long as I have, rejection tends to lose it's sting.
  3325. >Have a fun day then! I'll see you around!
  3326.  
  3327. /It really is time for you to give up Lauren, this is a young mare's world. If only it didn't hurt more and more.../
  3328.  
  3329.  
  3330. 2:
  3331. >Oh, hello /mlp/.
  3332. >Yes, I've been working on a new project lately.
  3333. >I've locked everything away, including my toys... at least for now.
  3334. >I do miss it though.
  3335. >It makes me feel better, coming here.
  3336. >It seems like you were rather disappointed with Season 3, and I was kind of worried for a bit.
  3337. >I got your card too. It was really sweet. A few weird things, but I expected nothing less from the strangest place on the internet.
  3338. >I'm still fighting back fallout from when I visited you.
  3339. >Strange when you consider that this is really the website that started it all.
  3340. >I hope my characters continue to bring you joy for as long as they can.
  3341. >Listen, if you're interested, I've got some sketches for you.
  3342. >Oh... I see.
  3343. >Alright then.
  3344. >Well, I'll be here if you change your mind. don't be afraid to tweet me.
  3345.  
  3346. >/I was wondering when they'd outgrow me. C'mon Lauren, you're a big girl, don't cry./
  3347.  
  3348. ----
  3349.  
  3350. [Snowdrop]
  3351.  
  3352. >Hey Anon, I just wanted to thank you for helping me craft my snowflake!
  3353. >I really, really appreciate it...and, thank you for not treating me like all of the other kids did.
  3354. >When everybody shunned me and wrote me off as an outcast just because of my eyes...you came, and showed me the light, and for that, I will forever be grateful!
  3355. >The princesses want to honor me with a celebration for my snowflake, and it's going to be a big affair where they announce that snowflakes will fall from every winter here on! >I'm so excited, and I'd, um...I'd like to invite you to go...with me...as my special guest...*giggle*...I would really love to have you there, and-
  3356. >W-what? You have a get together with my teacher?
  3357. >O-Oh...I understand...can you maybe come by before or afte-
  3358. >...
  3359. >There's no way to fit it in? O-...Okay...
  3360. >It's alright Anon, I-I hope you two have f-fun...
  3361.  
  3362. >...
  3363. >Why...why did I ever expect him to go with me?
  3364. >Anon is so sweet, but I understand why he wouldn't want to go with me...
  3365. >I am a freak, after all...just a freak...
  3366. >...But why, Anon? I thought you were different...
  3367.  
  3368. Why can't you see how I feel about you...? I'm blind without you...
  3369.  
  3370. ----
  3371.  
  3372. [a changeling]
  3373.  
  3374. >Oh hello, Anon.
  3375. >I'm ok, just coming back from the barracks. My shift just ended.
  3376. >Yeah, guard duty is very tiring, why do you ask?
  3377. >Oh...
  3378. >G-go for drinks?
  3379. >Yes! I'd lo-- Ah.
  3380. >I... I'm sorry. I can't go.
  3381. >No, Anon, I mean it. I can't go tonight.
  3382. >Next week?
  3383. >No, Anon, It can't be.
  3384. >I'm sorry!
  3385. >I'm sorry...
  3386. ~Later~
  3387. >*swoosh*
  3388. >I'm here with my report, my Queen.
  3389. >The left wing of the Castle is the most vulnerable. It remains unguarded for ten minutes during the sunset.
  3390. >Yes, my Queen. Everything's ready for next week's invasion
  3391. >I'll keep vigilant. Hail the hive. Hail the Queen.
  3392. >...
  3393. >I'm sorry, Anon.
  3394. >I'd tell you...
  3395. >/But I know you couldn't love the real me.../
  3396.  
  3397. ----
  3398.  
  3399. [A satyr]
  3400.  
  3401. >Daddy daddy, you're home early!
  3402. >Daddy, can we go to the park?
  3403. >B-but mommy won't be home till tomorrow!
  3404. >But daddy, you never want to spend time with me
  3405. >It is too that!
  3406. >O-oh...you've got a meeting with Mrs. Applejack
  3407. >For...business? Okay...
  3408. >Yeah, maybe the sitter can take me to the park
  3409. >Daddy?
  3410. >I love you...
  3411. >...
  3412. >Daddy never wants to spend time with me
  3413. >He never calls me princess anymore, even though I hate that name
  3414. >Why doesn't he say he loves me anymore?

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