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Original thread :https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/5315365/
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original author is Anon.
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[Lyra]
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> Not gay
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> Not even slightly
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> Live with Bon Bon anyway
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> Know she's gay
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> Know she's waiting for soemthing to happen
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> Know she's giving it time
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> Giving ME time
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> I drag it out
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> I just like living with her, being taken care of financially
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> If we weren't living like a couple, I'd have to get a real job
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> She pays the bills while I pursue my musical career
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> It's... not working out
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> I even play along with the gay thing
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> Give her cuddles, naughty looks, let "sexy" moments happen
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> Keep her thinking something is *this close* to happening
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> It never will
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> Feel terrible
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> Just scared she'll leave me and have to provide for myself or move back in with parents
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> Fuck my life
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[Big Mac]
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> Work on farm
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> Get scholership to University
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> Complete degree in civil engineering
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> No jobs in Canterlot
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> No jobs anywhere without connections
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> Come home to Ponyville
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> Family supportive
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> Their "you tried your best" pats onthe back sting
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> No jobs in Ponyville
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> Small town industry/economy
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> People rely on "magic".
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> End up doing the same farm work I did as a kid
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> Get hurt
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> have to share duties with "dumb but good-hearted" little sister
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> No one to talk to
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> Can feel all my skills/knowledge fading away
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> Am *this* close to just accepting my fate
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> I'm staying here
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> On the farm
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> eeyup
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>no mom
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>no dad
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>mom died giving birth to Applejack
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>dad hung himself that night
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>my girlfriend told everyone in town I was a philly fooler before electrocuting herself
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>all the mares think I'm creepy
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>always wanted a kid of my own
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>Applejack came home one night drunk and passed out in the kitchen
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>I did the deed and got her pregnant
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>she doesn't remember the night
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>thinks it was some town colt but can't figure out who
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>I only wanted a child of my own to love and take care of
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>Just turned 18
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>Took the scholarship test in secret at town hall while running errands
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>Pa found the letter in the mail anyway
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>He was real upset, for a whole bunch of reasons
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>Needed the help on the farm, needed another stallion around
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>Didn't want me going to Canterlot, hanging out with prissy unicorn colts
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>Didn't think figurin' was anything but mare's work
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>What made him the maddest though, was the letter saying l was accepted
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>We got into a huge row
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>I'll never forget what l said when l left
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>"I hate you, Pa."
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>I meant it too, even if it made little Applejack cry, not that l wanted to hurt her
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>So, l left
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>Walked to Manehatten, took the train to Canterlot
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>They did dorm me up with a unicorn, just like Pa would have hated
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>Tall, strong, snow white, electric blue mane
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>Watching him do magic, changing the world with just his mind, it was amazing
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>Then we'd pull out our books and he'd be flabbergasted at my calculus warmups
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>He was Captain of the hornball team, and he even condoned to playing hoofball with me and a few of the pegasus kids too
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>I'll admit, tackled him every chance l got
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>Hurt pretty bad when l saw that pretty pink princess leap into his arms
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>I'll admit though, she was good enough for him
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>What hurt a whole world worse though, was when l got the letter about the accident
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>I dropped everything, didn't even pack, just galloped to the station fast as l could
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>They were already in the ground by the time l got back
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>Didn't even get to see them one last time, never got to apologize
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>It was a lot of hard work from then on
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>Lots of bucking, had to squeeze the budget to death to get everyone through the first few winters
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>Granny always talked up my 'fancy mathematics', at least it had always made her proud
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>Never finished my degree
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>Never had the chance
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>I was so happy when l got my cutie mark, the very first time mom showed me the farm budget and l organized her ledger better than she had it
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>I thought it meant l could go far
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>But the Apple never falls far
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>Parents good, hardworking farm ponies
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>Worked too hard. Worked into their grave to care for us.
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>I swore on their deathbeds to see no one else would suffer this again
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>I work day and night, just like my family. I work so no one else will have to work so hard again.
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>Sisters don't understand me
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>My grandmother doesn't understand me
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>But I have learned to bend steel
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>I have learned to make metal move
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>I have made constructs that withstood all the hell ponies go through
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>And with their hooves of iron, there's not a task we couldn't do
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>They've waited so long for this day
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>Someone to take the death away
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>No son would ever have to say:
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>"My father worked into his grave"
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[Berry Punch]
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>I hate alcohol
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>I really hate alcohol
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>I used to drink it as a filly to make my classmates think i was cool
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>I drank it in finishing school because it was expected
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>I didn't have even a single friend who did want to drink or have me drink
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>I don't know how to have fun without alcohol
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>I don't feel like I'm myself when I'm sober.
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>I can't pay my student debts and am three months behind on rent.
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>But I always can afford the punch.
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>So come on over, it's Wednesday night, and have some punch with me.
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>I hear I'm much more interesting when I'm drunk.
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>Because it doesn't hurt anymore.
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[Rainbow Dash]
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>Be in the closet
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>Have to constantly attended high fundamental religious school
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>Get made fun of constantly
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>Suppress homosexuality from therein
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>Find a nice bunch of girls
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>None of them are gay
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>Get the shy one to say I was really cool in school
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>Get so close to wanting to get her on the bed...so damn close
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>She calls the police for sexual harrassment, I beg her to drop charges
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>She does...surprisingly
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>Cry because of lack of marefriends
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>Never find love
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>And they say love is blind..
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>Dear Celestia,
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>I used to be able to fly faster than an eagle and a falcon put together
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>I was vice captain of the Junior Speedsters
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>I even got to blow the whistle sometimes
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>My name is engraved on a two hundred year old wall
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>I'm the only pegasus to crack the rainboom barrier in thirty years.
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>I single handedly pulled off the water funnel to Cloudsdale
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>I know, I KNOW I was pulling 30 WP while my friend was only doing 5.
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>After that prereq, I passed the Wonderbolts exam.
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>Head of the line, first try, 2000m in 20 seconds flat.
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>I was so excited
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>i pulled a Rainboom all the way back to ponyville.
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>But I was too cocky
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>I was too happy
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>I lost control
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>And now Nurse Redheart changes the bag beneath my chair twice a day
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>I eat pudding with Ditzy "fucking Derp" Doo every morning.
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>Except she can fly, and does her retard day job like a champ
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>And here I am shitting myself.
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>What am I supposed to learn from this, Princess?
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>Be the fastest flier in Equestria
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>The fastest thing alive
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>From my standpoint, everyone else is standing still
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>They talk so damn slow
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>They all practically live in a separate world from me
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>They live in a single, beautiful, perfect moment
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>Every time I try to stop to join them, the moment's gone
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>All this because that lightning cloud got loose in the rainbow lab somehow
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>A freak accident now defines everything about my life
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>I am Dash
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[Fluttershy]
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>My friends and I have been in some really rough situations
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>Dragons, cockatrices, changelings, you name it
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>Yet somehow, we always come out
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>Or rather, they always come out on top
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>I've had my moments, but I know they were just flukes
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>Deep down, I know I'm nothing but a coward
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>I want nothing more than to see my friends safe and happy
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>But one day, I know, my friends will be in trouble
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>And the only pony that can save them will be me
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>But the only thing getting in the way
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>Is myself
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>My parents were loud
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>My Dad shouted every word he spoke
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>And my Mom, her voice cut through the clouds and walls like a knife
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>He shouted and she shrieked every day
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>All night too
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>I never wanted anything more than silence
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>I tried to whisper to bring their volume down
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>They just talked over me
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>Soon I started skipping meals
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>I couldn't stand to hear them argue
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>I felt sick all the time
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>But my mother liked how thin I was
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>She thought I was cute and beautiful
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>She had never said that before
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>When I left Cloudsdale I never looked back
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>A long time after that I met a man named "Iron Will"
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>He taught me I was just like my father after all
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[Applejack]
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>I woke up early yesterday morning
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>My hips hurt a little, and my lower back was sore.
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>I hadn't even done any heavy work the day before.
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>I asked Big Mac, but I already knew everything he had to say
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>But sometime you just wanna hear your big brother talk
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>Specially when you reckon his voice must sound a lot like what Dad's would have
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>He tells me his hips started to hurt four years ago
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>He never told me
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>He even handled the halfa the Applebuck season while I went to the Gala last year
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>Say I should switch to drafting carts for awhile and let him buck for a few weeks
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>Realize he's been rotating labor my whole working life for a reason.
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>I'm only 22
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>I have at least fourty more years of hard work ahead of me
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>They already hurt, and soon they'll be ground to dust like Granny's
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>And I can't reckon if there's going to be anypony to take care of me when I'm that old.
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>Mac and I work too hard as is
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>We just can't afford to take care of another mouth right now, even if Applebloom starts bucking
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>But I don't want her to have to start so soon, like Mac and I did
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>But if I wait too long maybe I can't bear any fruit of my own
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>I just don't know what to do.
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> Be a farmer
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> Live with a big brother and little sister
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> Sister is grown up and moves out
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> Brother has been seeing Cherilee for a while now
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> Cherilee confronts me about the house and Sweet Apple Acres
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> Tell that it's my property too
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> Her arguement is that she's pregnant, the baby will be born soon and she wants to have family in the house without their aunt.
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> Can't imagine me, a single mare living with them too
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> Still refuse
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> Brother talks to me, convinces me to move out
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> Can't deny him, wishes him all the luck
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> Move into town, start selling the apples he brings from Sweet Apple Acres
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> Go less and less to the old farm
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> Go home to empty appartment
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> Sigh
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>Work on farm
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>Have the best family ever
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>Lots of fantastic friends, too
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>Go on adventures with them regularly
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>Always have a blast with them
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>Life is amazing
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>It's not easy being such a great pone
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[Rarity]
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>Be young
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>Be in high school
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>Go to party
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>See drugs...alcohol...colts...
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>I never asked for this.png
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>It's my friend's birthday
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>have never really done this stuff before, dad being a cop and all...
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>Start partying, getting dizzy
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>A nice colt grabs me...says he'll help me refresh out back
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>He doesn't
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>He grabs me forcefully behind a bush, starts inserting himself inside of me
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>I beg him to stop
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>He never did
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>Kept pounding until he came
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>I cry as he starts beating me until I black out
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>Wake up in a hospital
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>Leave ASAP
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>Later find out I'm pregnant
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>Mom and dad won't let me get an abortion
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>A few months later, a filly arrives
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>A few years later, Sweetie Belle asks for me to help make a "Happy Mother's Day" card for my mom
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>I cry and run away.
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>Ran away from home, parents were too buys with little sister to notice
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>Moved into abandoned house, lived there until I could claim it from squatter's rights.
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>Start to furnish the place. Make it livable.
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>Hunt up gems, sell them on the dragon black market. Barely making ends meet.
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>Finally manage to purchase enough silk to make a dress for the next open fashion night.
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>piece by piece, stich together my business empire.
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>pay back the old owner of the house, I'm finally free from debt.
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>get home, parents there.
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>"lost all our money to the loan sharks. On gambling. Look after your sister. Bye!"
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>allofmywat
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>take her out, get her to make some friends.
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>oh god, she's actually retarded.
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>bring home one of my 'special friends' for 'special cuddle time'.
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>she's lying on the table, rolling in her own shit
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>Go up the stairs
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>to the first floor
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>open the door
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>everybody walk the dinosaur
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[Twilight Sparkle]
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>Be pretty smart...or at least I tell myself
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>Everything I now is from books
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>Books others wrote
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>I one day...reading "An Egghead's guide to Communism" have an epiphany
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>I have never came up with a single thing
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>Never
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>Not once
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>I sit back and think, of all the meaningless facts and figures I have organized
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>How much of a worthless piece of shit I am
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>How even Applejack, who figures out practical problems, could be considered more intelligent then me
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>I am the dumbest mare in the town
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>And the loneliest
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>My friends may not even like me for who I am, just merely who I know
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>I realize that my personality is all built on the face that I am a nerd
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>More shallow then Rarity
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>Dumber then Applejack
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>More of a shutin then Fluttershy
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>Worthless
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>Completely worthless
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>How many stars are in Orion's belt?
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>3
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>How many primary forms of magic are there?
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>12
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>How many primary Equestrian cities are there?
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>13
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>How many petals are on a Celestial Rose?
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>17
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>How many books are published in the "Daring Do" series?
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>25, minus appendixes and artbooks
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>How many times can a filly have her heart broken?
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>Once
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>Just once.
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>I've passed the entrance exam
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>It's the first day of school for the gifted unicorns like myself
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>I'm so nervous I can hardly eat
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>Spend so long trying to eat my oats I'm almost late
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>Run like a little retard through the streets
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>7:59
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>I slam, and I mean SLAM into the front door of the academy
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>It won't open!
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>Fuck it won't open!
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>I'm pushing and slamming this bitch for all I'm worth
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>I can't fail now
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>This is the direction of my entire life right here
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>Everyone is looking at me through the window
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>Celestia is right there
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>39 classmates are staring at me.
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>I gesture wildly to unlock the door for my.
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>Press my face up against the glass, scream about how I'm sorry I was tardy please don't expel me
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>Celestia gently trots over to the door
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>What grace, beauty, and generosity.
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>She gently pushes the unlatched door open, towards me.
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>I read a book about tying a noose that afternoon, alone in the library.
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>And that's why you're all my very first friends!
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[Pinkie]
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>be lonely
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>made fun of all throughout fillyschool
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>depression, no life direction
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>mareschool arrives
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>things start to get better
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>learns how to laugh at the insults
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>everyone thinks I'm the cool one
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>hides behind a mask of confidence
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>no one cares about me and assumes I can take on the world
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>I still don't have a direction for life
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>I still laugh at the insults
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>they kill me on the inside
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>I'm alone
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>so very alone behind my facade,
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>my mask, that is my prison.
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>you can't have your cake...and eat it too.
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>Why can't I be normal?
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>Pinned against a cop car, yelled at, asked questions
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>I didn't mean to touch the foal like that!
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>Well...to be honest, I kind of did...
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>I always feel like a filly....and so, I should date fillies and colts!
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>It's only natural right...
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>RIGHT!
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>My friends look at me weird, I try to make them laugh
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>They just look at me
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>I now have to wear a big metal bracelet on my right hindleg
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>I really want to go and have another party!
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>They won't let me.
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>Noone will
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>A day doesn't go by when I don't think of her
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>My best friend from high school
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>We did everything together and shared lots of laughs
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>One day, she told me a secret
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>I promised not to tell anyone
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>She told me she was attracted to mares and didn't know what to do
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>I told her everything would be OK, I would love her no matter what
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>A couple days later I was at a party with her
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>I was being myself, jumping around, being the silly clown
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>Talking a million miles an hour, not thinking
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>Accidentally blurted out that my friend likes girls
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>Practically the whole town finds out
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>She gets bullied and beat up at school
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>Her parents disown her
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>Try to make her happy but she tells me I've ruined her life
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>I didn't mean to, I'm so sorry
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>No matter what I do to help it doesn't get better
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>A couple days later I find out she hanged herself
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>I wish I could go back to change her mind but it's too late now
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>Ever since then I''ve taken secrets seriously
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>Losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to lose a friend
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>Forever.
-
476.
-
477.
---
-
478.
-
479.
[Celestia]
-
480.
-
481.
>I'm the reigning princess of Equestria, the shining >Sun Goddess they all know and love. They >respect me. They adore me. They literally >worship me. They love and want and need my >rule. But I'm alone. For a thousand and a >thousand years and more I've been alone.
-
482.
-
483.
>I sent my sister to the moon for an entire >millennium. I had no other choice.
-
484.
>My subjects knew I found it regrettable, but they >didn't know the true extent of the heartbreak. I >loved her with all my heart, so all of my heart >broke while I mourned her departure.
-
485.
-
486.
>But I had to keep on ruling. I had to keep
-
487.
>on making pretty speeches. I had to be beautiful,
-
488.
>my tone of voice just right, my posture picture >perfect, my alicorn horn and wings presented just >so to remind them that their benevolent god
-
489.
>was there and would always be perfect.
-
490.
-
491.
>They couldn't know I was broken inside.
-
492.
-
493.
>Far be it from me to say that Luna's exile was all >that made me lonely. My best friends through the >ages of my rule, the rare few ponies who weren't >intimidated by my stature as an alicorn, I have >known to be like transient dust caught up in the >wind. I am immortal. They are not. They die in >waves like the leaves in autumn.
-
494.
-
495.
>Even Starswirl's magic couldn't fend off time.
-
496.
>I taught him myself to bend time so he could one >day hopefully survive. So he
-
497.
>could be my friend and know my heart when I >had no one else but foppish, Grand Galloping
-
498.
>supplicants who were too intimidated to be my >friends but too needy not to throw themselves at >my hooves in worship. But there are some things >even a goddess can't control.
-
499.
-
500.
>Yes, time is my enemy, and it is one of the >cruelest ironies of my life that I worshiped for
-
501.
>governing the cycles of the day that mark its
-
502.
>inexorable progression.
-
503.
-
504.
>Is it any surprise, then, that I so much look >forward to your letters, Twilight? You are my only >window to a world I'll never know - the world of a >normal pony with normal friends and a normal >lifespan. I live vicariously through you the same >way my worshipers live vicariously through me.
-
505.
-
506.
>That's why I forgave you so easily for that want it, >need it incident. You were afraid of being tardy. >You were afraid of an infinitesimal gap in
-
507.
>time making you anything less than perfect to >me. If only you could see time the way I do.
-
508.
>You would have laughed the same sad laugh I >did.
-
509.
-
510.
>Part of my heart dies every time I think,
-
511.
>against my better judgment, that maybe you >could become what Starswirl couldn't:
-
512.
>an eternal friend. Because I would so love that. I >would so love another friend.
-
513.
-
514.
>But you don't deserve the curse.
-
515.
-
516.
>I forgive you. I forgive you for everything, >Twilight. You're my perfect autumn leaf.
-
517.
-
518.
>And you'll never get this letter. This is my life's >lesson about friendship. This is how it feels to be
-
519.
>truly alone...
-
520.
-
521.
---
-
522.
-
523.
[Scootaloo]
-
524.
-
525.
1:
-
526.
>There she goes again
-
527.
>A streak of rainbow against the sky
-
528.
>For that one moment, I forget
-
529.
>I hop off the ground, struggling to flap my wings
-
530.
>Only to fall back to the ground
-
531.
>I moan, realization washing over me again
-
532.
>Rainbow Dash is out of sight at this point
-
533.
>I loo back at my wings. The tiny, scrawny, horrible little things that the doctors said would never get me off the ground
-
534.
>I turn back to see my idol's trail dissapating. Words can't express how I long to rise into the air, follow that trail, and strive be on even footing with the world's fastest pegasus
-
535.
>But deep down, I know I'm just lying to myself
-
536.
-
537.
-
538.
2:
-
539.
>Be innaorphanage
-
540.
>Have friends with very nice families
-
541.
>Sweetie Belle has her mom and dad
-
542.
>At least Apple Bloom has a sister.
-
543.
>I....have nobody
-
544.
>I hate being alone
-
545.
>I sit in my bed and cry...cry for someone to pick me up
-
546.
>They never do
-
547.
-
548.
>I constantly hear their side comments about me
-
549.
>"OH, she looks gay! I don't want a gay child!"
-
550.
>I scream at them that I'm not
-
551.
>Although I'm not so sure at times
-
552.
>I admire Sweetie and Apple Bloom from afar...just wanting to have some company
-
553.
>They reject my advances
-
554.
>I try to get Rainbow Dash to like me...I feed her ego constantly...
-
555.
>But still nothing
-
556.
>Here I am...alone...forever
-
557.
>Destined without love
-
558.
>Destined without anything
-
559.
>Destined to die alone
-
560.
-
561.
-
562.
3:
-
563.
>Grew up alone
-
564.
>Lived in a foals home
-
565.
>Always bullied
-
566.
>Fuck my pathetic wings
-
567.
>Fuck you for leaving me!
-
568.
>Only wanted to fit in
-
569.
>Only wanted to be loved...
-
570.
>Not sleep under bridges
-
571.
>But it's ok
-
572.
>I forgive you
-
573.
>You never meant for the fire to happen
-
574.
>You did your best to protect me
-
575.
>Better deformed than dead, right?
-
576.
>I love you Mom
-
577.
>Love you Dad
-
578.
>I miss you...
-
579.
-
580.
---
-
581.
-
582.
[Bon Bon]
-
583.
-
584.
>Be gay
-
585.
>Invite one of my best friends from High School into my house
-
586.
>I get money
-
587.
>She doesn't do anything
-
588.
>I think she moves in for...other purposes
-
589.
>She plays along with me...constantly letting me play catch and mouse
-
590.
>She sucks away my money
-
591.
>Sucks away my time
-
592.
>I know I can't get anyone else
-
593.
>Dear god my life sucks
-
594.
-
595.
---
-
596.
-
597.
[Zecora]
-
598.
-
599.
>Listen closely, and I'll give you a hint
-
600.
>How I came to be an Equestria immigrant
-
601.
>I was playing a game, ring and a ball
-
602.
>Unaware my fortunes were about to fall
-
603.
>I was resting enjoying the view of the plains
-
604.
>While some foolish youth made fun of my refrains
-
605.
>We fought with brevity and I was victorious
-
606.
>Although I did not anticipate growing notorious
-
607.
>I was forced in a hot-air balloon, and I was quite scared
-
608.
>Forced to live with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
-
609.
-
610.
---
-
611.
-
612.
[Discord]
-
613.
-
614.
1:
-
615.
>Lived a long life of monotony.
-
616.
>Eons pass without change.
-
617.
>Suddenly life appears.
-
618.
>I watch it grow.
-
619.
>I watch it spread.
-
620.
>Fell asleep outside small village.
-
621.
>Wake up to.filly standing over me.
-
622.
>She stares at me.
-
623.
>I give her a glass of milk....it's chocolate.
-
624.
>She smiles.
-
625.
>I decide.
-
626.
>I'll make them smile.
-
627.
>1000 years pass.
-
628.
>They've stopped smiling so long ago...
-
629.
>The filly I saw so long ago stands before me.
-
630.
>Older and beautiful.
-
631.
>An alicorn.
-
632.
>She has a sister with her.
-
633.
>Magic pours from them in the hues of the rainbow.
-
634.
>It burns.
-
635.
>But.
-
636.
>But.
-
637.
>She smiles.
-
638.
-
639.
-
640.
2:
-
641.
> Create oder and equality through balance of the elements
-
642.
> Have one world revolt with their "magic"
-
643.
> Get overpowered and enclosed in stone
-
644.
> Wait thousands of years to awaken
-
645.
> Try to restore the natural state of things again
-
646.
> Get enclosed in stone once again by six "elements of harmony"
-
647.
-
648.
> That feel when you are the only one that realizes that, if things go unbalanced for too long, everything goes to shit
-
649.
> That feel when you are only trying to save these poor ponies
-
650.
-
651.
---
-
652.
-
653.
[Spike]
-
654.
-
655.
1:
-
656.
>Hello Applebloom
-
657.
>Boy, have I sure heard a lot about you
-
658.
>I was with your sister when we were captured by the diamond dogs
-
659.
>We were in that pit of hell for over five years
-
660.
>When two women are in a situation like this
-
661.
>You take on certain responsibilities of the other
-
662.
>Take this necklace, for instance
-
663.
>It's your sisters element of harmony
-
664.
>It's your birthright.
-
665.
>And when your sister went into those pits and lost her way
-
666.
>She knew those bastard dogs were going to try and get their greasy paws on it
-
667.
>So she hid it in the one place those paws would never reach
-
668.
>Her ass
-
669.
>And after five years drafting and digging in that hellhole she died
-
670.
>And I, as generous as I was, hid that uncomfortable ruby apple up my ass for two years
-
671.
>After seven long years, I escaped and found my way home to my family
-
672.
>And now, Applebloom, I give this necklace to you.
-
673.
-
674.
-
675.
2:
-
676.
>I was magically hatched, far away from the nest my egg was snatched from
-
677.
>All i've ever known is the endless task of doing chores and assisting Twilight with whatever she needs done
-
678.
>I realized long ago that i wasn't like those around me, a curiosity...a beast..
-
679.
>Twilight tries to cheer me up, but it feels so empty...so patronizing.
-
680.
>While out on an errand, i see some foals playing in a park. They run to their mothers, who smother them with love.
-
681.
>I suddenly feel so desperately alone and unloved. I hide my tears and go back to my task.
-
682.
>The same night when i've gone to bed and Twilight says "Goodnight, Spike!"
-
683.
>I say "Goodnight mommy.."
-
684.
>She pretends she didn't hear it and walk away.
-
685.
>This time, i can't stop the tears
-
686.
-
687.
-
688.
3:
-
689.
>I'm so hungry
-
690.
>The only time i get any real nutrients is on the rare occasion i can gain some gems
-
691.
>ponys are vegetarian but dragons... have fangs for a reason
-
692.
>I realized a long time ago how shallow Rarity was but i still pretend to love her, i still fawn and work for her
-
693.
>She has gem and shes generous with them
-
694.
-
695.
>I have a fake ego, as in my personality isn't the real me
-
696.
>It's just a front to fit in to pony society and some times i just lose control and real dragon comes out
-
697.
>Friends only seen it once when i started to hoard but other time when I'm too hungry my mind just gos away
-
698.
>Snap back with a full stomach and some ripped apart wood land animal
-
699.
>It'll start to happen more as I grow larger and need more food
-
700.
-
701.
-
702.
4:
-
703.
>Non biological mother
-
704.
>Never found real parents
-
705.
>Dragon’s not welcome in Ponyville
-
706.
>Slave
-
707.
>Endless hours of chores for no paper
-
708.
>Early starts, finish super late
-
709.
>Get moaned at for oversleeping
-
710.
>Only mare I have feels for is strung for douchey colts
-
711.
>Not even dragon by dragon standards
-
712.
>Never listened to though always right
-
713.
>Outwitted by an owl, an owl that turk murr jurb
-
714.
>Ponies fucking crazy
-
715.
>Outlive friends
-
716.
>Friends
-
717.
>Under-appreciated
-
718.
>Learnt to read and write to send Tai letters for Twilight, sort her shit and read her shit
-
719.
>Still considered a baby
-
720.
-
721.
---
-
722.
-
723.
[Trixie]
-
724.
-
725.
>Hocus Pocus
-
726.
>My eyes cannot focus
-
727.
>As I look inside my crystal ball
-
728.
>The Great Trixie is not great at all
-
729.
>I look at myself in this puddle
-
730.
>Everything I see is incorrect
-
731.
>I'm a colt not a mare
-
732.
>I want someone to pay attention for once
-
733.
>I thought people liked confidence
-
734.
>I thought people liked magic
-
735.
>I thought people were accepting
-
736.
>They aren't
-
737.
>So here I am...noose around my neck.
-
738.
>Good bye world
-
739.
>I will make the Great and Powerful Trixie....disappear.
-
740.
-
741.
---
-
742.
-
743.
[Gilda]
-
744.
-
745.
>hatchling of Griffon kingdom ambassador to equestria
-
746.
>raised in the Celestial kingdom, growing up with pegasi
-
747.
>never really fit in with the ponies
-
748.
>most of them think I barely count as a person
-
749.
>fall in with outcasts and fuckups, only ever really feel a connectionn with one mare
-
750.
>she's almost as much of a freak as me
-
751.
>Hanng out, cut class, commit petty vandalism, and just fly with her
-
752.
>we push ourselves to the limits to go as fast and as high as we can
-
753.
>feel...happy
-
754.
>but nothing lasts forever
-
755.
>the mare flunks out of flight school, and you head back to the griffon kingdoms
-
756.
>just as much as an outcast there as you were in equesteria
-
757.
>people think growing up with ponies has made you soft
-
758.
>time passes, wandering over the continent, never fitting in anywhere, never welcomed
-
759.
>manage to find friend from flight academy again
-
760.
>she's got a job now...and regular pony friends
-
761.
>one of them goes out of her way to show me that there's no room for me in their little group
-
762.
>I can take a hint...don't need to be laughed at by my best friend to see I'm not wanted
-
763.
>leave in a huff, the only person who I ever really liked choosing to stick with her kind rather then me
-
764.
>ancestors....why am I such a screw up
-
765.
-
766.
---
-
767.
-
768.
[Octavia]
-
769.
-
770.
>be just a young filly when it happened
-
771.
>the abuse was never stopped
-
772.
>my mothers passing made it harder on my father to cope
-
773.
>he always took it out on me
-
774.
>eventually I find a release, my music
-
775.
>due to my emotion that I poured into my music, it became famous
-
776.
>no-one knew of the depressing truth behind it
-
777.
>eventually get enough money to go to Canterlot music university
-
778.
>leave the past behind me
-
779.
>met another pony her name is vinyl
-
780.
>start talking to her a lot we would share secrets, we became very close
-
781.
>love bloomed between us
-
782.
>we became even closer, we moved in together
-
783.
>the memories of the past keep coming back every time I dream
-
784.
>I always wake screaming in pain
-
785.
>but when I see vinyl beside me holding me I feel safe
-
786.
>she will always be mine and I will always be hers
-
787.
-
788.
---
-
789.
-
790.
[Dinky]
-
791.
-
792.
>It's 9:00 at night
-
793.
>This is the moment of the day I hate the most
-
794.
>This is the wrong part.
-
795.
>My mom stumbles into the room
-
796.
>She's above my bed
-
797.
>I pretend to be asleep, but it doesn't matter
-
798.
>She gently and carefully pushes my shoulder so I'm on my back
-
799.
>She carefully lays on top of me, full contact over my entire body
-
800.
>She's supporting her own weight but still firmly pressed against me
-
801.
>I can't struggle
-
802.
>Her hooves hold my head in place
-
803.
>Her tongue is in my mouth
-
804.
>Stop it mom
-
805.
>I lay there while she brushes my gums and tongue
-
806.
>She sort of squeezes me with her thighs
-
807.
>This is wrong
-
808.
>And with a wet pop she breaks the seal and drool drips on my face
-
809.
>"Goodnight muffin! Mommy loves you so much."
-
810.
>She goes to her own bed
-
811.
-
812.
>I've never told anyone else about this until long after I grew up
-
813.
-
814.
>Turns out mom was molested the entire time she was a child because she was "special"
-
815.
>She honestly thought that's how a parent showed their child that they loved them very much
-
816.
>I wasted ten years of not speaking to my mother
-
817.
-
818.
---
-
819.
-
820.
[Shining Armor]
-
821.
-
822.
1:
-
823.
>Had a crush on my sister's foalsitter
-
824.
>Figured it was just hormones, she was kinda boring to talk to
-
825.
>Years later
-
826.
>Get assigned to guard her room
-
827.
>She's strong, authoritative, smart
-
828.
>Seductive
-
829.
>She's a woman now
-
830.
>Can't stop thinking about her
-
831.
>Finally admit it to her
-
832.
>She smiles
-
833.
>I'll never forget that smile
-
834.
>We make love for days
-
835.
>I propose by the end of the week
-
836.
>She accepts
-
837.
>Big day
-
838.
>Shit happens
-
839.
>Find out Cadence was some kinda bug...thing
-
840.
>Marry the real one
-
841.
>She's just as boring as I remember her
-
842.
>Drones on about nothing, doesn't order me around or pin me to the wall like her fake did
-
843.
>Sex is horrible
-
844.
>Want to leave, want to find my real love
-
845.
>Work up the courage to finally tell her
-
846.
>Before I can speak, she hugs me and cheers that she's pregnant
-
847.
>She's crying
-
848.
>I start crying too....
-
849.
-
850.
-
851.
2:
-
852.
>Captain of Royal Guard
-
853.
>All of my dreams have been fulfilled
-
854.
>Beautiful wife
-
855.
>Beautiful daughter
-
856.
>Parents couldn't be more proud
-
857.
>Of my sister
-
858.
>She's the perfect child
-
859.
>She's the perfect student
-
860.
>She's the perfect Element of Magic
-
861.
>She's my little sister
-
862.
>More people know her name than mine
-
863.
>My wife has been distant
-
864.
>Always asking what I did with the Changeling Queen
-
865.
>Says she won't get mad
-
866.
>She can't lie very well
-
867.
>Find out that Celestia only had me as Captain of Royal Guard as a favor to my sister
-
868.
>My little sister
-
869.
>My surprisingly big little sister
-
870.
-
871.
>Still Captain of Royal Guard
-
872.
>Wife spends more and more time with her
-
873.
>So does daughter
-
874.
>Daughter says she wants to be like aunt when she grows up
-
875.
>Sister saves Equestria again
-
876.
>and again
-
877.
>and again
-
878.
>It was true; Princess Celestia WAS training a successor all along
-
879.
>Attend ceremony
-
880.
>Whole of Equestria celebrates
-
881.
>for days
-
882.
>She makes peace with the Gryphon kingdom
-
883.
>She invents computers and discovers DNA
-
884.
>Statues in her glory; whole tomes detailing her life and accomplishments
-
885.
>Equestria is utopic; guards and military useless
-
886.
>Still Captain of the Royal Guard
-
887.
>Must always refer to Her as Her Majesty
-
888.
>And she enjoys it
-
889.
>I know it
-
890.
>Why does she need a guard anyway?
-
891.
>...Why should she ANYPONY ever needed me anyway?
-
892.
>Life has become all too like a nightmare
-
893.
-
894.
---
-
895.
-
896.
[Luna]
-
897.
-
898.
1:
-
899.
>The night belonged to me.
-
900.
>I painted the sky in brilliant pinpoints of light.
-
901.
>Sailed the moon across the firmament and silvered the land in its light.
-
902.
>But they loved my sister more.
-
903.
>No matter what I did, my sister was always better.
-
904.
>No matter how hard I tried, none looked my way.
-
905.
>I was never good enough.
-
906.
>I could never be good enough.
-
907.
>She would smile and try to cheer me up.
-
908.
>She doesn't get it.
-
909.
>She's never been second best.
-
910.
>I saw them all looking at me with contempt and disgust.
-
911.
>Looks that festered in my soul.
-
912.
>I hid. I cried.
-
913.
>Then I got mad.
-
914.
>I hurt them. Hurting them hurt her. So I liked it.
-
915.
>Then I started killing them.
-
916.
>I liked that too.
-
917.
>So she had to do something. You know about that.
-
918.
>A thousand years in the moon, feeding on my hatred.
-
919.
>Until there was nothing left.
-
920.
>She wanted to forgive me.
-
921.
>Because she's so perfect.
-
922.
>I have a second chance now.
-
923.
>I can do better this time.
-
924.
>I can be better this time.
-
925.
>I really try.
-
926.
>I really do.
-
927.
>But they all still look at me with contempt and disgust.
-
928.
>And this time, with fear too.
-
929.
>Looks that fester in my soul.
-
930.
-
931.
2:
-
932.
>Equestria was not always beautiful.
-
933.
>My mother and father sent my sister and I to a lifeless, ignorant land.
-
934.
>The world was searing in the day. The night brought terrible cold, and hideous monsters that feasted upon them, or violently amused themselves with their corpses.
-
935.
>We kept the only intelligent forms alive. The ones that looked like us.
-
936.
>We maintained their world. We kept them alive from the monstrosities, against the cold and heat and violence.
-
937.
>We were goddesses.
-
938.
>The armies rose for us. To protect themselves, and to protect us.
-
939.
>But the night was unforgiving.
-
940.
>My armies dwindled. Yet I persevered.
-
941.
>The monsters became only storie.
-
942.
>And so I took to work, beautifying the world they once huddled from.
-
943.
>Dots of light, innumerable and encompassing.
-
944.
>moon of platinum, to light their way in the dark.
-
945.
>To show them they need not fear that night.
-
946.
>Yet they stole away to their homes.
-
947.
>Built upon the graves of my army, the ones that allowed them their rest.
-
948.
>Beneath a sky of twinkling light, to show them they no longer needed fear.
-
949.
>I tried so hard.
-
950.
>My followers tried so hard.
-
951.
>But I am the one that named the stars.
-
952.
>Glittering dots, an epitaph to every dead soldier.
-
953.
>The night was not always beautiful, after all.
-
954.
-
955.
-
956.
3:
-
957.
>You know me. I am War.
-
958.
>Taught my sister a lesson. It got out of hand.
-
959.
>I've taken down dragons for sport.
-
960.
>Brought the Griffon Wars to an end--
-
961.
>Stained the field of battle so red the peace treaty has lasted for over twelve hundred years.
-
962.
>Tore apart a battalion of changelings the day of Cadence's wedding.
-
963.
>Busted my sister out of Discord's imprisonment.
-
964.
>(First thing she did then was start mailing letters, WTF?)
-
965.
>Thought I'd take on an apprentice, maybe pitch her against my sister's protege.
-
966.
>(Turns out my candidate hanged herself a few days before I summoned her.
-
967.
>Weak sauce!)
-
968.
>Showed up in Ponyville for my holiday.
-
969.
>Act all autistic to mess with the Elements of Harmony.
-
970.
>Head back to Canterlot to yuk it up with my sister.
-
971.
>She ate the cake I'd been saving.
-
972.
>FUCKING CELESTIA!!
-
973.
-
974.
-
975.
4:
-
976.
>seems like an age ago that we brought the ponies together through blood and faith
-
977.
>we rule as queens and goddesses
-
978.
>other kingdoms have long since stopped waging wars with us, their children now work our crystal mines, miles beneath the city
-
979.
>they'll never see our sun or our moon again, they won't be remembered for financing the golden age of Equestria
-
980.
>the griphons still hold out across the sea but they'll never dare to return to this continent
-
981.
>We led the army against them ourselves
-
982.
>hundreds of their dried out corpses hang from the towers of canterlot
-
983.
>I've done all I could be asked to do for my country
-
984.
>I've kept the peace
-
985.
>Equestria is rich now thanks to our bloody work
-
986.
>a brave new world
-
987.
-
988.
>the 'Elements of Harmony' work as expected
-
989.
>the new statues in the royal gardens stand testament to that
-
990.
>I like to look into their horrified eyes, I know that they still see and hear everything in the alabaster prison of their new bodies
-
991.
>I wonder what they think now, are they angry or depressed? Have their thought long since been taken by madness?
-
992.
>as well they should, with all the ponies sacrificed to forge them
-
993.
>I still hear their screams from the foundries below the city, makes me feel even colder inside
-
994.
>I look down upon the ants that wander the streets below
-
995.
>pathetic inbred nobles, living off of our teet
-
996.
>merchants trying to peddle their overpriced goods
-
997.
>they all fear me now
-
998.
>I'm not stupid, the spymasters have told me everything
-
999.
>my own sister, the mare with which I purged the world of mankind, the one whom I ruled with for so long...
-
1000.
>she spreads rumors, tries to cleanse her hooves of our work
-
1001.
>she spreads word that it was I, that I am the demon and that it was all my fault
-
1002.
>they whisper of my bloodthirst now as though they do not see that all we did- we did for them
-
1003.
>I hear hoofsteps outside my room now
-
1004.
>I already know it's her
-
1005.
>she pushes open the doors
-
1006.
>the souls bound by the Elements scream towards me
-
1007.
>it is done, she's the good sister now
-
1008.
>the kind one who defeated my evil
-
1009.
>history will remember her as the great hero and tales of my cruelty will be used to scare young foals
-
1010.
>I hope you burn, dear sister
-
1011.
-
1012.
>the work goes well, the kingdom prospers
-
1013.
>we are strong now, we are dominant as we should be
-
1014.
>still, I can't help but see that something is missing
-
1015.
>when I stand upon this balcony and look down into the streets, I see hard faces and harder lives
-
1016.
>my subjects are as cold as I am, they must be such to survive
-
1017.
>it is my greatest dream to make them kind and innocent once more, like they were before the great crusades
-
1018.
>I find myself thinking that I will do anything to see this happen
-
1019.
>for them to be kind, their leader must be benevolent as well
-
1020.
>we can't be those leaders when the blood of the innocent drips from our hooves
-
1021.
>I made my choice long ago, my sister must fall so that a true age of peace may rise
-
1022.
>her sacrifice will absolve me
-
1023.
>now I stand here, before her doors with the Elements in hoof
-
1024.
>it is time
-
1025.
>my stomach churns, I'll never forget your screams
-
1026.
>all our sins are yours to bear now, perhaps the moon is far enough away to let me forget them, at least
-
1027.
>I really am sorry sister, but you must see that this is for the greater good!
-
1028.
>they may not yet believe the tales of your evil and my stoic purity
-
1029.
>it'll take a few generations and changes in the history books
-
1030.
>oh, but I do have all of eternity to wait for them to come around...
-
1031.
-
1032.
---
-
1033.
-
1034.
[Sweetie Belle]
-
1035.
-
1036.
>My sister never really liked me
-
1037.
>She yelled at me
-
1038.
>Called me a retard
-
1039.
>Said I wouldn't do anything
-
1040.
>I wanted to ask her if we could go out sometime, but she yelled at me
-
1041.
>I want to be a good sister!
-
1042.
>I try so hard for her, but she just calls me these big words I don't understand
-
1043.
>One day, Ms. Cheerilee gave me this really hard test because she was concerned
-
1044.
>It was really really hard
-
1045.
>I don't think I did so well on it
-
1046.
>Then I got moved to this class with really smart ponies, and these other ponies like me!
-
1047.
>Rarity heard about it and got angry...
-
1048.
>She made me kiss the pillow for a long time last night...
-
1049.
>I couldn't breath...as usual...
-
1050.
>I passed out and Rarity left a note with all these words and phrases I couldn't understand
-
1051.
>I went out to my new school, they said I had something with my head they need to fix, I told them what Rarity did to me
-
1052.
>They put on these really surprised faces
-
1053.
>These big ponies came and talked to Rarity
-
1054.
>She got really nice all of a sudden
-
1055.
>She even took me out to eat ice cream!
-
1056.
>Apple Bloom and Scootaloo don't hang out with me much anymore...but that's okay! I have friends at my new special school!
-
1057.
>My life is really happy!
-
1058.
-
1059.
---
-
1060.
-
1061.
[Cutie mark crusaders]
-
1062.
-
1063.
>We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
-
1064.
>Mentally damaged and sexually abused
-
1065.
>And we will never stop the journey
-
1066.
>Until we are loved and no longer confused
-
1067.
-
1068.
---
-
1069.
-
1070.
[Fleur-di-lis]
-
1071.
-
1072.
>Late 30s
-
1073.
>Not quite as fast and skilled as I used to be
-
1074.
>Resign from the royal guard with multiple honors and accolades
-
1075.
>Take some time to myself
-
1076.
>Civilian life boring, go into bodyguarding
-
1077.
> Small gigs for awhile, then some rich snob offers to hire me full time
-
1078.
>At first thing he just likes a pretty face, but take the job
-
1079.
>Not very exciting but a lot of travel
-
1080.
>Get to know the client
-
1081.
>A lot more to him than just some overindulging unicorn
-
1082.
>Start making myself look nicer
-
1083.
>When he notices, stumble and tell him its to blend in better
-
1084.
>He buys it
-
1085.
>Always at his side
-
1086.
>Never let any harm come to him
-
1087.
>Would give my life in an instant
-
1088.
>Is this what love is like?
-
1089.
>What my life of service never let me know?
-
1090.
>Watch him with his new friend
-
1091.
>Not sure if she's genuine or a gold digger
-
1092.
>Stand in silence
-
1093.
>Duty comes first
-
1094.
>It always come first
-
1095.
-
1096.
---
-
1097.
-
1098.
[Minuette]
-
1099.
-
1100.
>Its past midnight
-
1101.
>She's still not home
-
1102.
>Third night this week
-
1103.
>Consider going to look
-
1104.
>Don't want to leave Ruby alone
-
1105.
>It's getting worse and worse
-
1106.
>Try to talk to her about it, get a mouthful and she leaves earlier
-
1107.
>Talk to my friends, they're supportive up to when I ask them to help
-
1108.
>Then they switch gears and tell me I'm overreacting
-
1109.
>Sigh, get ready to head to bed
-
1110.
>Door opens
-
1111.
>Sound of stumbling hoofsteps
-
1112.
>I approach slowly
-
1113.
>She sees me and smiles sloppily
-
1114.
>Stumbles over and grabs me in a tender hug
-
1115.
>She stinks of the stuff
-
1116.
>Hug back
-
1117.
>She says something unintelligible but I know what she was trying to say
-
1118.
> All my anger and anxiety melts away
-
1119.
>Nopony's life is perfect, why should I complain?
-
1120.
>She always comes home eventually
-
1121.
>"I love you too, Berry"
-
1122.
-
1123.
---
-
1124.
-
1125.
[Twist]
-
1126.
-
1127.
>Sometimeth it'th not easy being a foal.
-
1128.
>Friendth at school make fun of me for how I look. For how I talk.
-
1129.
>Can't really blame them.
-
1130.
>Sometimes I make candies for them. They're still my friendth.
-
1131.
>I don't really like it at school, but I stay there ath long ath I can.
-
1132.
>Try to get detention.
-
1133.
>Join clubth I don't like.
-
1134.
>When it getth dark I always end up at home though.
-
1135.
>Don't know why Mom hateth me so much.
-
1136.
>She callth me names too. That she never wanted me. She sayth she wath raped. I don't know what that meanth.
-
1137.
>Sometimeth she hits me.
-
1138.
>No one finds out 'cause the glasseth cover the marks usually.
-
1139.
>I tried making her a batch of extra spethial candy dropth last week to apologize for not being a good foal.
-
1140.
>They were in the garbage a day later.
-
1141.
>Must have not been very good.
-
1142.
>It'th alright though.
-
1143.
>I'm working on my lisp. I think I thound a lot better now!
-
1144.
>And I really like curling my mane.
-
1145.
>I'll sit and primp it for hourth trying to get it as poofy as pothible.
-
1146.
>Tonight it'th extra curly, so tomorrow will be extra good!
-
1147.
>I know if I keep my mane really pretty that one day people will see I'm a pretty pony too.
-
1148.
>Don't you think I'm a pretty pony?
-
1149.
>Please...
-
1150.
-
1151.
---
-
1152.
-
1153.
[Derpy]
-
1154.
-
1155.
1:
-
1156.
>I had a small roll in a TV show, be part of a crowd
-
1157.
>I couldn't uncross my eyes, director yelled at me
-
1158.
>I went home, expecting to be fired
-
1159.
>Week passed, then another, then the phone rang
-
1160.
>They wanted me back
-
1161.
>People liked me for my silly eyes and my smile
-
1162.
>So I came back and did silly things in the background
-
1163.
>Ponies laughed, people laughed
-
1164.
>I laughed too, it was fun being an actress, even if only in gags
-
1165.
>One day I got curious and went on the internet
-
1166.
>There was some mean stuff about me, I was ready for that
-
1167.
>I mean, I'm a walking gag reel, right?
-
1168.
>But what really took me by surprise was the other stuff...
-
1169.
>People loved me, they drew pictures of me getting flowers, love letters, muffins...
-
1170.
>I don't get the muffins thing but it was cute
-
1171.
>Even crazier, people seemed to think the small filly I shared a scene with was mine
-
1172.
>They wrote stories about me and her, me being a good mommy
-
1173.
>How I was the super clumsy mailmare with a heart of gold
-
1174.
>How I loved my daughter very much and did everything I could for her
-
1175.
>I cried for hours, reading story after story
-
1176.
>Imagining that life
-
1177.
>Even when they made my life miserable and tough, they made me seem so amazing
-
1178.
>The best mailmare, the best mommy in the world
-
1179.
>Always coming out on top even though I wasn't special...
-
1180.
>...if they only knew how alone and unremarkable I really was...
-
1181.
-
1182.
-
1183.
2:
-
1184.
>Went to seminar.
-
1185.
>Friends wanted to go.
-
1186.
>Money is tight, really couldn't afford it.
-
1187.
>Well, it was fun.
-
1188.
-
1189.
>1 week later.
-
1190.
>Knock at the door.
-
1191.
>Iron Will wants his money.
-
1192.
>30 bits.
-
1193.
"I'm sorry, I don't have it right now."
-
1194.
>You just don't know what went wrong.
-
1195.
>Scared to tell him you were not satisfied.
-
1196.
"I'll have the money next week!"
-
1197.
>Iron Will scowls.
-
1198.
>"Well if I have to wait I'm going to charge some interest."
-
1199.
"How much?"
-
1200.
>"Not money."
-
1201.
-
1202.
>Weeping, you bend over for the monster.
-
1203.
>It's the only way.
-
1204.
>If he goes to the police you could lose Dinky.
-
1205.
>Iron Will rams his monster cock up your plothole.
-
1206.
>Oh Celestia it hurts so bad.
-
1207.
>It's like he's ripping you open.
-
1208.
>At least he's done quick.
-
1209.
>"Iron Will will be back next week for his money."
-
1210.
"I promise, sir, I'll have it."
-
1211.
>"You better, or Iron Will is gonna charge more interest next time!"
-
1212.
-
1213.
>You cry in the bath.
-
1214.
>The pain is awful.
-
1215.
>But doctor visits are expensive.
-
1216.
>Gotta clean up before Dinky gets home.
-
1217.
-
1218.
>Dinky comes home from school.
-
1219.
>You're so happy to see her...the joy of your life.
-
1220.
>She hands you a permission slip.
-
1221.
>"Miss Cheerilie is taking us to the Canterlot Museum of Art."
-
1222.
>"But it's 30 bits for the train, lunch & museum admission."
-
1223.
>Your heart feels like bursting.
-
1224.
>You can't deny Dinky this class trip.
-
1225.
>But it means you won't be able to pay Iron Will on time.
-
1226.
>"Momma, if it's too much money"
-
1227.
"Don't be silly. Of course you can go."
-
1228.
>"Thanks momma, are you okay?"
-
1229.
"I'm fine, I have a little cold."
-
1230.
>"Momma you shouldn't go to your night job if you're sick."
-
1231.
"I'm okay, muffin, I'll be fine."
-
1232.
>Dinky gives you a big hug.
-
1233.
>You would do anything, suffer any pain for her.
-
1234.
>Anything.
-
1235.
-
1236.
-
1237.
3:
-
1238.
>been somewhat of a loaner for my whole life
-
1239.
>always "that weird pony" no one wants to have anything to do with
-
1240.
>lots of trouble finding friends
-
1241.
>kind of ditzy, hard times in social interactions
-
1242.
>in what I interpret today as a desperate cry for attention...
-
1243.
>...one day I come up with this retard persona
-
1244.
>derped my eyes, changed my voice to that of a braindead idiot
-
1245.
>whenever I fucked something up I went derpy in an attempt to escape ridicule
-
1246.
>sometimes they'd laugh with me, sometimes they'd laugh at me
-
1247.
>either way, I got noticed
-
1248.
>even came to be known, as "Derpy Hooves" the wall eyed idiot
-
1249.
>playing stupid was never exactly fun, but I was good at it
-
1250.
>maybe the only thing I was ever good at
-
1251.
-
1252.
>never got rid of that self imposed stigma till the present day
-
1253.
>often times I can't tell if people treat me as retarded for real or in jest
-
1254.
-
1255.
>one day, working my bitch of a job at the local moving company
-
1256.
>navigating the air mail carriage wagon
-
1257.
>in what may possibly have been the biggest fuck up of my life
-
1258.
>I drop the entire thing in the middle of Ponyville, completely destroying the town hall in the process
-
1259.
>panicked so hard I was physically about to throw up
-
1260.
>figured this would be my total social and financial ruin
-
1261.
-
1262.
>as it turns out nopony expects me to cover the thousands of bits of damage
-
1263.
>because I'm "Derpy", the local mindfucked dumbshit who apparently isn't mentally able to account for when she fucks up
-
1264.
-
1265.
>I want to die
-
1266.
-
1267.
---
-
1268.
-
1269.
[Blueblood]
-
1270.
-
1271.
>Live with aunts because my dad physically abused me
-
1272.
>Be antisocial and untrustworthy of other people because of previously mentioned childhood abuse
-
1273.
>Aunts are the only people who've ever shown me any real kindness
-
1274.
>Aunts encourage me to go outside and socialize
-
1275.
>I'm skeptical
-
1276.
>They invite me to this big party they hold every year
-
1277.
>Reluctantly agree to go
-
1278.
>Put on my best bowtie, hoping for the best
-
1279.
>Go to party
-
1280.
>See this beautiful girl giving me the eye from across the room, I immediately get nervous and go outside to collect myself
-
1281.
>Having no real experience with women I don't know what to do
-
1282.
>Dad used to tell me the only way to attract a woman was to hold yourself above them
-
1283.
>Better than nothing...
-
1284.
>Go on through the party with her, trying to enjoy myself but not really feeling right about how I'm treating her
-
1285.
>Cake comes literally out of nowhere towards me
-
1286.
>Hits the girl in the face
-
1287.
>Girl freaks out, screams at me and ruins my best clothes by smothering me with cake
-
1288.
>Later see my aunt laughing with that bitch and the rest of her friends
-
1289.
>Feel completely crushed and betrayed
-
1290.
>Storm back to my room, cry for hours and silently sob in the corner whimpering for my mother
-
1291.
>Next day aunts act like nothing happened
-
1292.
>I contemplate suicide all the time, just wishing it would end
-
1293.
-
1294.
-
1295.
[Mercury and Flowershine]
-
1296.
- 1297.
-
1298.
-
1299.
>just barely make the cut for the prestigious wonderbolt academy
-
1300.
>feel kind of shy and overwhelmed
-
1301.
>very first day jump into laps and find out you're among the slowest of the new recruits
-
1302.
>everyone else seems so much more confident and capable than you
-
1303.
>there's a cute mare there though who seems just as out of place
-
1304.
>next day real training begins
-
1305.
>excited to be wearing the uniform, start thinking maybe you belong here
-
1306.
>you and the cute mare happen to be next to each other at the end of the exercise trying to catch your breath
-
1307.
>she's panting and looks bummed
-
1308.
>you suddenly think you should pat her on the back
-
1309.
>you get your hoof halfway up, but pause
-
1310.
>should you?
-
1311.
>what if she thinks that's creepy? maybe you don't know each other that well, but then again maybe this is a good way to get to know her? Oh Celestia, someone's going to notice you with your hoof just hanging there!
-
1312.
>trials for the day end and she heads off to the mess hall, leaving you behind without even noticing you're there
-
1313.
>damnit
-
1314.
-
1315.
-
-
1316.
-
1317.
>just barely make the cut for the prestigious wonderbolt academy
-
1318.
>feel kind of shy and overwhelmed
-
1319.
>very first day jump into laps and find out you're among the slowest of the new recruits
-
1320.
>everyone else seems so much more confident and capable than you
-
1321.
>there's a cute colt there though who seems just as out of place
-
1322.
>next day real training begins
-
1323.
>excited to be wearing the uniform, start thinking maybe you belong here
-
1324.
>you and the cute colt happen to be next to each other at the end of the exercise trying to catch your breath
-
1325.
>that really took the wind out of you
-
1326.
>feel more inadequate than ever
-
1327.
>the cute colt is looking at you
-
1328.
>he lifts his hoof up
-
1329.
>you think about how nice it would be to have a little reassurance right now
-
1330.
>you wait him to do something nice like pat your back or say something supportive
-
1331.
>he doesn't budge, just keeps looking
-
1332.
>he must think you're the worst flyer ever
-
1333.
>you grab whatever bit of self confidence you still have and walk off to the mess hall
-
1334.
>you need a glass of water
-
1335.
>make sure to splash some on your face
-
1336.
>can't let them see you cry
-
1337.
>especially him
-
1338.
-
1339.
-
1340.
-
1341.
/////
-
1342.
-
1343.
The entire show has been nothing but stories being read to a child by their mother. The mother turns out to be Twilight who wrote the book based on her own life experiences.[/spoiler:lit]
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1344.
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1345.
>last scene of the last episode
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1346.
>camera pulls out over a visibly changed Ponyville
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1347.
>denser houses, paved roads, a few four storey buildings
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1348.
>on a lawn outside an old library a purple alicorn is reading to a trio of dusty coloured foals
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1349.
>"Did that all really happen mama?" says one, the youngest.
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1350.
>"Yeah, especially the bit with the dragon! Everypone knows those are extinct!"
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1351.
>"I think that's up to you to decide, children." the venerable matron replies.
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1352.
>camera pulls back further
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1353.
>soundtrack cuts out
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1354.
>"Friendship was Magic"
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1355.
>"Developed for TV by Lauren Faust"
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1356.
>original theme tune remixed into a lullaby begins to play...
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