[SFW] Anonymous and Moondancer get ramen


                                            >Be Anonymous, one of Canterlot High's students

                                            >After a day of lectures and studies, you are free to go home

                                            >"Anon-senpai!!!"

                                            >Oh no

                                            >You want to run, but just as you tried the train comes up, so the gates are closed

                                            >Damn, why did you have to change your route?

                                            >"Anon-senpai! Good to see you"

                                            >Moondancer, the weebest girl in CHS, wearing the old school uniform

                                            >Not like you can talk so much, you always go in a suit

                                            "Hello Moondancer, how are you?"

                                            >"Kyyaaaa! Anon-senpai knows my name!"

                                            "Of course I do, we got the same classes"

                                            >She is happy to at least be next to you

                                            >The train passes, but another one comes from the opposite direction. You are stuck with miss manga for a bit

                                            >"Anon-senpai"

                                            "Anon is fine"

                                            >"Oh, um... Anon-san, can I ask you something?"

                                            "Sure, go ahead"

                                            >"There's a new ramen place around here, it just opened up. Would you like to come with me?"

                                            "Well, I don't have any money, so-"

                                            >"It's fine, I can pay! No problem!"

                                            >You look at her, it's a sorry view: the poor girl is blue, her legs are shaking, and she is sweating like a pig in summer. She collected all her bravery in those sentences

                                            ".... Fine, I can eat with you"

                                            >"Sugoi!!!"

                                            >This is going to be hard


                                            >A while later, the train passes and the gates are open

                                            >You follow Moondancer while she talks (more like screeching) about her jap fan stuff

                                            >A while later, you two reach a small restaurant

                                            >Well, more like a food place. It's really small, and it has a japanese banner up the place

                                            >"Here it is, I heard it's really good"

                                            "I don't know, I never had ramen"

                                            >"You never had ramen anon-san? No-no-no! We have to remedy this situation!"

                                            "That's why we- hey! Don't push me!"

                                            >She pushes you inside the place

                                            >There are a couple of tables and an old couple are attending the place. The man is behind the counter and the lady is attending the tables

                                            >"Come in! Welcome to my restaurant, what are you having?"

                                            >"Hi Naruto-sama, two ramen please"

                                            >"Two ramen coming up!"

                                            >The man turns around and starts boiling the pasta

                                            >Moondancer and you take a seat, and the old lady comes close

                                            >"Oh, date miss Danza?"

                                            >Moondancer turns red in a second

                                            >"D-d-d-d-date?! No! I-he-we... huh..."

                                            "It's fine Moondancer"

                                            >You face the old lady

                                            "No miss, we aren't dating. We are just hanging out together today"

                                            >"Oh! Date!"

                                            >You roll your eyes

                                            "Sure, date, whatever"

                                            >The lady leaves you two menus with different desserts and drinks

                                            >At least you think so. Everything is in japanese

                                            "I guess I want a glass of water. You?"

                                            >"Water is fine"

                                            >Looks like she couldn't read it either

                                            >"What coupo want?"

                                            >The miss is back, Moondancer is red, and you asked for two glasses of water

                                            >A while later, you two get your ramen


                                            >The ramen looks good, lots of pasta and big chunks of beef

                                            >One problem: they give you chopsticks

                                            >You try to separate them, but it's really hard

                                            >"Problems anon-san?"

                                            "I can't separate these things"

                                            >"Here, let me show you"

                                            >She takes her chopsticks, and separates them with ease

                                            >"See? Easy. Then you grab them like this"

                                            >She makes the Spock hand sign, and puts one in the middle, and the other between her index and thumb

                                            >"Now you try"

                                            >You tried to separate the sticks, but you ended up snapping them

                                            "I should've known. I ask for a spoon or something"

                                            >"Arrgh!"

                                            >Moondancer and you see the counter. The old man is having a cramp. The lady helps and talks to him in japanese

                                            "Hey, the man is going to be okay?"

                                            >"Yes, Naruto strung. He fine, he fine"

                                            >"No, it's not fine. The prime serving time is coming up. I can't leave the store"

                                            >"But you can't work Naruto-sama, you need a doctor"

                                            >"But the store-"

                                            "Sorry sir, but you will have to close"

                                            >"No"

                                            >He whispers something to the lady, and she runs to the kitchen. A moment later, she brings... bread?

                                            >"Eat! Eat!"

                                            "What? What is that?"

                                            >"No time, eat now!"

                                            >Before Moondancer or you could protest, the lady shoves the bread inside your mouths. You two gulp it in one take

                                            >"You take care of store. We go now!"

                                            "Hey, chotto a moment!"

                                            >Wait... nani?!

                                            >The moment you spaced out, the couple leaves the restaurant. Moondancer and you are in charge now

                                            ".... Yare yare daze"

                                            >Great, the bread had jap drugs or something


                                            "Moondancer, what the kuso did you get me into?"

                                            >Crap! the jap slang is still stuck

                                            >"Well, actually, I came here before, and I though it would be a nice place to have our first da-... hang out. But I ruined it"

                                            >If your ass wasn't involved, you'll drop this otakufag right now, but shit got real, so better take it before it hits the fan

                                            *Sigh* "Don't worry, it wasn't your fault. Besides, what was that "pan" Naruto gave us?"

                                            >Wait, pan? You are sure you said bread

                                            >"Oh, that was okonomiyaki. Basically is like a fried dough with veggies and beef inside"

                                            "Then why am I spouting random jap words?"

                                            >She adjust her glasses, giving her a white shine on them

                                            >"The okonomiyaki must had some sort of spice that will allow us to tend this restaurant"

                                            "So, all according to keikaku?"

                                            >Translation: keikaku means plan

                                            >KUSO!!!

                                            >"It must be, we better tend this place. God knows when they will return"

                                            "Great..."

                                            >You go to the kitchen and find an apron with cooking clothes. That will do

                                            >Moondancer checked a bit deeper, and found some garbs

                                            >"Maybe I can spin this in a waitress uniform"

                                            "Yeah, you go do that"

                                            >The restaurant is open


                                            >You find the instructions. They are old

                                            >Looks like this place had workers for a bit, is written both in japanese and english

                                            >To serve ramen: put pasta in bowl, let it cook until it gets soft. Some people like hard ramen. Dunk is just a splash, hard is X seconds, regular is Y, blah blah blah

                                            >"Um, anon?"

                                            "Yes Moondancer?"

                                            >"Do I look good?"

                                            >You turn to see Moondancer, just to suffer a massive nosebleed

                                            >Fuck! the "pan" came with weeb effects!

                                            >She is wearing a pink waitress uniform with a short skirt. It doesn't has sleeves, so she is wearing gloves. The skirt is short, and she is wearing thigh high socks, giving her a nice zettai rioku. Extra points for chubbines, the socks are softly pressing her thighs

                                            >Suddenly, your head is having REALLY dangerous lewd thoughs

                                            >NO!!! This isn't a crappy hentai plot! This is a mess she got you into! Focus with your head!

                                            *Sproing*

                                            >NOT THAT ONE!!!

                                            >"Do I look good?"

                                            "Ahhh... HAI!!"

                                            >"Ah! I-I'm happy you like it anon-kun!"

                                            "Let's just get this over with"

                                            >You turn the sign to... open? Whatever, this place is kind of hidden so- and one man is in

                                            >"Hey, can I get something to eat?"

                                            "Only ramen here dude"

                                            >"Oh, one ramen then"

                                            "Sure, Moon-chan, get this man a table"

                                            >Ugh, the spouting is killing you inside

                                            >"Y-yes! Follow me sir"

                                            >You look at the instructions again

                                            >When the ramen is ready, use the shovel/spoon to take the pasta out, and give it a hard shake. Careful to not spill it

                                            >Spill it? You use the weird utensil, and it was the first thing it happened

                                            >Turns out the handle is also a button that opens the spoon so you can put the pasta inside the broth

                                            >"What was that sound?"

                                            >"Nothing sir! Do you want any drink?"

                                            >You try again, carefully this time, and serve the ramen properly

                                            >You serve the dish with a pair of chopsticks, Moondancer teachs him how to use them, he eats and pays

                                            >"Thanks for the ramen"

                                            "Arigato mista!"

                                            >You bow as you die inside


                                            >"Kiaaa! Our first client!"

                                            "Huh, that wasn't bad. Maybe we can pull this off

                                            >....

                                            >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGLNT9WKTEY [Yakuza 5 OST - Sushi shop theme]

                                            >NANDA KUSO THIS PEOPLE COME FROM??!!

                                            >You are a literal ramen serving machine while orders just keep coming and coming

                                            >Plate after plate, you only serve the ramen. Moondancer has barely enough time to keep track of the sales

                                            >"Anon, the line is getting larger, what do I do?"

                                            "Cando!"

                                            >You pass her a box of candies with a label: thanks for waiting. 1 per person

                                            >"Uhh, okay! I'll do it quickly!"

                                            >*Ring!!**Ring!!*...*Ring!!**Ring!!*

                                            >You pick up the phone

                                            "Sorry pal, we don't do deliveries"

                                            >"Mr Green? Hinata. Naruto's waifu"

                                            "What?... Oh, yeah, the obatarian. Sorry, that was rude. What's happening?"

                                            >"Mr Naruto too damaged, we late"

                                            "Late?! Can you come any faster?"

                                            >(*Crack!* Ahhhhh!!!) "No. We late. Serve udon!"

                                            >The old lady hangs up

                                            >You don't know how, but you are crying without whimpering. Moondancer comes to you

                                            >"Anon-kun, is everything alright?"

                                            "No... the old man will take longer to get here, and now I have to do a dish I don't even know"

                                            >"Ehhh? But the instructions must have a recipe"

                                            >You felt that

                                            "Moon-chan, you are a genius!"

                                            >You check the instructions. No recipe, but you noticed it was the first note of many

                                            >Checking the cupboards, you find a recipe for udon, in english!

                                            "I better start preparing this"


                                            >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D43JJ2Yckc [Yakuza Ishin OST - Udon shop (Machine Gun Kiss)]

                                            >Like a fucking clockwork, the ramen orders stopped, and they change it for udon

                                            >No matter, you are in your "soshi" now

                                            >You are even starting to get used to the jap spouts

                                            >"I want tsukini!"

                                            >"Tempura!"

                                            >"Tanuki please"

                                            >"Kitsune here!"

                                            "Yus!"

                                            >You start preparing the udon at high speed, good thing the old man keeps everything in order

                                            >"Tsukini!"

                                            >"Tsukini!"

                                            >"Tempura!"

                                            >"Kitsune!"

                                            "Yus!"

                                            >Another perfect batch

                                            >"Tsukini!"

                                            >"Tempura!"

                                            >"Kitsune!"

                                            >"Tsukini!"

                                            >"Tempura!"

                                            "Yus!"

                                            >And another one!

                                            >"Tsukini!"

                                            >"Tempura!"

                                            >"Tsukini!"

                                            >"Kitsune!"

                                            >"Tempura!"

                                            >"Tsukini!"

                                            >You ain't dealing with this random shit

                                            "Tanuki o mae seyoo!"

                                            >You give them a stern look, and you serve them all only tanuki. They don't complain

                                            >You remove the cloth band you had on your head. That was really hard work, but you managed to serve everyone here

                                            "That was though, but we pull through, eh Moonie?"

                                            >No answer

                                            "Moondancer?"

                                            >"KIIAAA!!!"

                                            >The scream came from outside!

                                            >You jump over the counter and run outside

                                            >Moondancer has been surrounded by a group of hooligans


                                            >"Come on cutie, I just want a date, come with me"

                                            >"No! Let me go!"

                                            >"And miss a sexy girl like you? Nu-huh"

                                            >"Somebody do something!"

                                            "Let her go!"

                                            >You get into the mix

                                            >"Anon-senpai!"

                                            "Let the girl go!"

                                            >"Or what?"

                                            "I... I'll do something!"

                                            >"Like what? Call the cops?"

                                            >He pulls out a knife

                                            >"Go ahead, do it"

                                            >You are paralized

                                            >"Hahaha, though so coward, now let me be with my girlfriend"

                                            >"Anon, do something!"

                                            >You only walk away

                                            >"Hahaha, pussy. Now where were we?"

                                            >He pulls Moondancer closer for a kiss

                                            >"Somebody help me!"

                                            >Suddenly, a ramen bowl hits him in the face, making him lose grap of Moondancer

                                            "Moon, run away!"

                                            >"Did you just-"

                                            "Go now!"

                                            >Moondancer runs away

                                            >"Ugh... do you want to die asshole?!"

                                            >Do you really want to die?

                                            >You crack your knuckles and take a stance

                                            "Ikuzo!"

                                            >Looks like it


                                            >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPU-LZREVRo [Yakuza Kiwami OST - The rush goes on]

                                            >You take a hard swallow. One vs 5 is not good at all

                                            >The guys surround you, and the main thug is in front of you

                                            >"Well, what are you waiting?"

                                            >You don't answer

                                            >"Well, if you do nothing, I will!"

                                            >He charges at you, but you manage to avoid the stabbing

                                            >Instead, you grab his arm, and knee it, disarming him

                                            >You are sure that is a broken arm right there, yet he just only recoils and gets ready to attack you

                                            >You don't cut him any slack. You grab him again, and using his body, you smack all his partners around you before throwing him away

                                            >One gets up and tackles you. You hold him and shake him away. Sadly, one of the others attacks you with a kick

                                            >You recoil, but roll away before everyone gets one top of you. Again is 1v5

                                            >Searching for some leverage, you found a bycicle with no lock

                                            >Everyone charges at you as you manage to grab it and slap them with it

                                            >One falls close to you, so you take your chance and smash the bike on him. It's reduced to rubble

                                            >4v1, it's getting easier slowly

                                            >One doesn't stop, and grabs a garbage can ready to hit you with it

                                            >You kick him in the stomach, grab the can mid-air, and hit him with it. Another one down

                                            >Sadly, you were left open. Two grabbed your arms, and the thug punches you in the stomach

                                            >"Not so hot now, uh?!"

                                            "Hrrggg.... yyeaaAAAHHH!!!"

                                            >You lose the grip, grab the heads of the guys at your side, and headbutt them each other

                                            >The goon hits you again, but you bounce it and headbutt him

                                            >One finds the knife, and tries to backstab you

                                            >"Anon!"

                                            >Moondancer throws a rolling pin at you

                                            "Thanks moonie!"

                                            >You hit the guy's hand, dropping the knife, and proceed to smash his head with the pin

                                            >Now it's only 1 vs 1


                                            >He is shocked, one dude totaled his crew

                                            >You wave at him

                                            "Come on"

                                            >He looks the knife falled close to him

                                            "If you pick it up, you are dead"

                                            >He still goes for it

                                            >"Asshole... Die!"

                                            >He goes for a frontal stab. Wrong decision

                                            >You punch him straight in the chest, and throw two jabs at his stomach while shocked

                                            >Completely stunned, you finish him off: you hit the sides of his head with two hammer fist, and knee him in the face!

                                            >The fight is over

                                            >All the people around applaud you while these guys try to recover their breath

                                            "Come here again, and you will regret it"

                                            >"No, sure dude, look, sorry, we go. Guys!"

                                            >The bunch of hooligans run away

                                            >"Anon-kun! That was amazing!"

                                            "I don't know how I did that, but it was awesome"

                                            >You give one step, the hits caught you up

                                            "Urgh! Now I'm out"

                                            >You rest at one of the tables while Moondancer closes the restaurant

                                            >It's around 9:00 PM when the old couple returns

                                            >"Moonie, green boy, good to see yu"

                                            >"Hi miss Hinata"

                                            "Hey... argh..."

                                            >"Green guy is fine?"

                                            "No, some guys made some trouble and I had to kick them out. I'm beat"

                                            >"Hmmm, drink this"

                                            >She gives you a small bottle

                                            >You don't think twice, you drink the entire bottle. A few seconds later, you are good as new

                                            "Hey, that was awesome!"

                                            >And you don't feel the jap lingo, you might add

                                            >"Good thing you are fine"

                                            "Where's the old man?"

                                            >"Here, hehehe"

                                            >The old guy is walking with a stick now

                                            >"Old back is giving me a few troubles, but I'll be fine. If there's anything you want, let me know"

                                            "Actually, there is one thing"

                                            >A while later, he serves you and Moondancer two bowls of ramen on the house

                                            >After a hard day of work, you finally got to eat the ramen. You even managed to separate the chopsticks properly!

                                            >You give thanks for the meal, and leave the place

                                            >"That was really fun anon-senpai!"

                                            "It sure was an experience"

                                            >"Well, I'll go home now"

                                            "Are you going to go home for yourself late at night? Let me accompany you"


                                            >Her face lights up, and starts hoping

                                            >"Yesyesyesyesyes!"

                                            "Alright, calm down, let's go"

                                            >She is clutching your arm, but you don't mind. She deserves a break too

                                            >Luckily, she takes the train station, so you didn't had to walk so much

                                            >A few stations and a walk later, you two are at her place

                                            >"Thanks for taking me home Anonymous-senpai"

                                            "Hey, it was the least I could do. Besides, I had fun, in a weird way"

                                            >"I'm glad you are happy"

                                            "Yeah, in fact, I want to do it again. Let's have a date sometime"

                                            >"A d-d-d-d-d-DATE?!"

                                            >You can almost hear her heart beating

                                            "Calm down. Sure, I want a date. On one condition"

                                            >"Yes! Anything!"

                                            "I'm picking the place next time"