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[SFW] BOI - Equestria Land

By GreenReaper
Created: 4th December 2020 01:18:24 AM

  1. >m.youtube.com/watch?v=NWsSSJ5skx4 [Def Leppard - Photograph]
  2. >A Firebird Pontiac, running at 160mph, is crossing the roads
  3. >Inside, two young males are going to their next adventure
  4. >Their names are: Ace Thruster, agent extraordinare, and Coffee Klatch, proffesional BOI agent
  5. >And both have one mission: investigate the recent magic events in Equestria Land
  6. CK: Could you lower the volume, please?!
  7. >Or at least they are trying
  8. AT: What do you have against Def Leppard?
  9. CK: Nothing, just the absurd volume you are playing his songs are driving me mad!
  10. AT: You were ok with it five states ago
  11. CK: Because it made me deaf! But now I recovered my hearing, lower the volume!
  12. AT: Fine, anyway, why are we here again?
  13. CK: We are here to investigate the magic events in the amusement park "Equestria Land"
  14. AT: They reopened that joint? I passed it two exits ago
  15. CK: What? Take us there!
  16. >Ace turns the wheel hard, and makes an U-turn
  17. >Coffee's body bounces at the quickturns, while his partner manages to get into the exit
  18. >They reach the park, and Ace turns 180° to one occupied parking spot
  19. >The SUV flies away at impact
  20. AT: Mothefucker, he better didn't left me a scratch
  21. CK: A scratch? You hitted his car and send it flying away!
  22. AT: Whoa, really?
  23. >Ace takes a sniper scope, and watch the car fly and fall into an explotion
  24. AT: Nice, that distance could cover 3 football stadiums
  25. CK: Incredible...
  26. >Both leave the muscle car
  27. AT: Aw yeah, let's have some fun!
  28. CK: This isn't a vacation Ace, we are here to investigate
  29. AT: Are you expecting me to do my job when I have a rad amusement park in front of me?
  30. CK: Exactly
  31. >Coffee looks away while retrieving his notepad
  32. CK: Ok, the first thing is-
  33. >The last thing he sees is Ace entering the park like a giggling kid
  34. CK: Damn it Ace
  35.  
  36. >Well, Ace fucked off somewhere, and you are no nanny, so you choose to start your investigation alone
  37. >A small gray man with wide glasses is in the entrance both
  38. >"Hello, welcome to Equestria Land! It will be $10"
  39. >You pay the shill-looking guy the entrance fee, and enter the park
  40. >As expected from these places, the area is filled with screams and exuberant laughter, as the smell of candy and sweets sweep the worries away
  41. >You open your notepad, and start writing the objectives
  42. Place: Equestria Land
  43. Places of interests: Security, parade, witnesses in various games or stands
  44. Objective: Find the magic item, and the main user for interrogation and investigation
  45.  
  46. >Well, this is an amusement park. A business
  47. >And businesses have protection like guards and cameras
  48. >You check a map, and see the guard's post
  49. >You go over there to find an old man
  50. "Excuse me"
  51. >"Sure thing son, what do you-?"
  52. >The old man looks at you surprised
  53. >"Tony! Where were you, old slick?"
  54. "Sorry sir, I think you-"
  55. >the man hugs you
  56. >"Now, now, don't tell me you forgot about good ol' Stan?"
  57. "Stan?"
  58. >"Stanley Exsior! Remember when we were just kids sneaking home so we could read comics?"
  59. >This man is obviosly senile, and you always dress like you come from '52. Better play the part
  60. "Uhh... Yeah! Been a long time"
  61. >"Wish I'd see you more often. You always got into trouble trying to get easy money"
  62. "I don't think so"
  63. >"Last time I heard, some cops took you"
  64. "Yeah... Well... They just gave me a slap and told me to stop doing it"
  65. >"Hehe, that never stopped you. How about we remember the old days in my office?"
  66. >That was easy
  67. "Sure"
  68. >The man opens the door, but then his radio sounds
  69. >>"Someone recieving? Please come to the water ride. Code Brown"
  70. >"Darn it. Well, I'd better be going. How about you wait for me here?"
  71. "I can do that"
  72. >"Don't get in trouble you sly weasel"
  73. >The old guard leaves you alone
  74. >The room has a file archive, security tapes, and the camera survelliance system
  75.  
  76. >File digging is your turf, you are great behind the desk just as on the streets
  77. >You use a lockpick, and unlock the archive. There are a lot of files
  78. >Not many findings, just payrolls, budgets, and personnel files
  79. >You find Stanley again, may as well write his info
  80. -Stanley Exsior, 73. A bit senile, easy to be confused. He has been working here for 2 months-
  81. >You draw an sketch of him in your notepad. You aren't the one to brag, but you like your little sketches
  82. >You return all the files, but something caught your eye
  83. >Why there was a cellphone in all the park's expenses?
  84. >As you put away the files, you write down the cellphone number
  85. >After everything is put in order, you contact HQ
  86. "Agent Klatch, badge K2407"
  87. >"Nice to receive your call Mr Klatch, how can we help you?"
  88. "I found a cellphone number. I would like to know who it is"
  89. >You type the number
  90. >"Give us some time, and we will contact you again"
  91. >The transmition is cut, and you are in the survelliance system now
  92. >The cameras show everything: the parade area, snacks, souvenirs, and attractions
  93. >You see Stanley scolding the grown-up man who shit in the water ride
  94. >You also see the parade: a person in a very flamboyant white costume is there in front of a parade car. Looks like the show isn't beginning yet
  95. >Finally, you see Ace. He is in front of a sushi car
  96. >Why would a sushi car be in an amusement park?
  97. >It doesn't matter, the worker is a woman, and he went inside. That means 30 minutes without reaching him
  98. >At least you saw the park area. You can meet there when you contact him
  99.  
  100. >You check the videos from a week ago
  101. >You probably would check the ones from yesterday, but the incident happened a week ago, and the only reason you two weren't right there was because Ace was fighting with deployment so he could have a muscle car for the road
  102. >What's so bad about a Focus anyway? It's 4 doors, it's simple, and it drives. Fair enough
  103. >But no, Ace always wants to drive "in style"
  104. >Whatever, you find the tape and let it play
  105. >Normal day: kids in games, adults enjoying together, some kid with a green beanie puked in the syrup supply for the caramel apples
  106. >Nothing out the ordinary, except for one thing
  107. >A girl made dissapear some people a few times in random areas with her phone
  108. >Reports said those people complained they were transported to a white room
  109. >You take note of this, and keep watching
  110. >At the parade event, the girl is playing crappy music with holograms, and when she was going to use her phone against the crowd, the same 6 suspects stops her, and one of them destroyed the cellphone with an energy whip
  111. >You add some extra notes and a reminder to update the Hostiles 7 file
  112.  
  113. >A while later, Stan comes back
  114. >"Whoo-e! People should stop eating before jumping on that log ride"
  115. "Sure they should. Saw the brown code from here"
  116. >Both share a small laugh
  117. >"So, Tony, what you been up to these days?"
  118. "Uh... You know, this and that, there and there. I've been in small investigations"
  119. >"Didn't took you for a snich"
  120. "Not like that. I make a few questions and help people find other people. Simple stuff like that"
  121. >"Like a private DA from the movies"
  122. "Exactly. Actually, I'm on a case now"
  123. >"Knew it. I always see you when you need something"
  124. "You know, old habits die hard. Mind a few questions?"
  125. >"Not for a friend. Go ahead"
  126.  
  127. >You pass a few pages from your notebook, and find the sketch of the woman
  128. "Do you know this woman?"
  129. >You show him the sketch
  130. >"Afraid not. I just got the job yesterday"
  131. "Sorry Stan, but I don't believe you"
  132. >"I'm sticking by my story"
  133. >You show him the file
  134. "You have been working for two months. You must have seen her before"
  135. >"Urggh, nabit. Fine, I know her"
  136. "Enlight me"
  137. >"We did that with your homemade fireproof suit, and you were 2 months in the hospital hahaha"
  138. "Stan.... Please"
  139. >"Alright. Her name is Vignette Valencia. I don't like her one bit, don't even want to talk about it"
  140. "Why?"
  141. >"She is way to uppity with her stuff. She wants everything her way. Last time she asked me for a caramel apple, I went to the stand and she threw it away because she said it was too red"
  142. "Looks way too uptight"
  143. >"And always looking at her thing"
  144. "Thing?"
  145. >"I guess kids call it phone these days? Back then a phone was at home or hooked on a post"
  146. "Oh, you mean a cellphone"
  147. >"Yes! She is always taking pictures with that thing. Phones aren't used to talk?"
  148. "They are Stan, they are"
  149.  
  150. "So, how you've been holding man?"
  151. >"You know, can't complain. My memory is a bit wonky"
  152. "How?"
  153. >"Doctor said I had a bit of Alzheimer. I can't remember a lot of things, but I can still remember my friend"
  154. "Do you remember the old days?"
  155. >"Like they just happened yesterday!"
  156. >A wide smile appears in his face
  157. >"We were crazy rascals. But we had to settle down. I can't complain 'bout my job here. I just wish it was more exciting"
  158. "Like reading comics?"
  159. >"Now you are getting me. Shame I lost our first comic. Couldn't recover it"
  160. "Why?"
  161. >"Well, the first issue of Superman isn't as common as it was back then, and it was rare back then too. My gramps gave it to me"
  162. "Shame, I would have liked to read it"
  163. >"Someday"
  164.  
  165. "There were any problems recently?"
  166. >"Do people shit in the woods?"
  167. "No, but they do it in the water ride"
  168. >Both share a laugh
  169. >"Alright, there wasn't anything weird. Just a guy having a loose stool"
  170. "Are you sure?"
  171. >"Sure"
  172. >You show him the tape
  173. "A week ago there was people saying they were moved to a white room. And the tape also shows strange activities in the parade"
  174. >"That isn't recent. That was a week ago"
  175. "Still recent to me"
  176. >"Alright, suit yourself. That Vignette gal was more weirder than ever. She only calmed down when that phone thing got broken. Now that I think about it, we didn't threw away all that trash"
  177. "You didn't?"
  178. >"No. The next day we were about to do it, but then people came saying the caramel was rancid or something making a lot of people sick"
  179. >Looks like they didn't knew about the kid who puked in the caramel supply
  180. >"They kept most of the trash in a deposit in a far away area in the park. They are still searching for the virus I think"
  181. >That means the phone is still here
  182.  
  183. "Thanks for answering my questions Stan"
  184. >"Glad to help. You better be going, my boss doesn't like when I bring my friends here"
  185. "Don't worry. I understand"
  186. >Both leave the security office
  187. >"Now don't be a stranger alright, and tell Meg to come next time"
  188. "Sure I will Stanley. See you around"
  189. >"Excelsior!"
  190. >The man waves you goodbye
  191. >You return the wave walking away. Some distance later, you cross the security area from your Place of Interest list.
  192. >With a small lead, you make your way to the garbage deposit
  193.  
  194. >The area is off-limits, but there's no guards
  195. >While you don't like to break the law, an unguarded area is almost an admission to left it open
  196. >You go in taking advantage of the legal loopholes
  197. >Oh God, you knew it was going to stink but not this bad!
  198. >As Stan said, there are scientific equipment close to piles of trash. Looks like they are still looking for the "virus"
  199. >You go deep into the deposit. The smell is worse
  200. >You grab your BOI watch, and follow the magic residue. A while later, you find a pile with the cellphone
  201. >Thanks, BOI advancements in technology. You weren't in the mood to call HQ to grab a giant container of crap
  202. >You take a BOI issued plastic bag and a pair of plastic gloves, and retrieve the phone
  203. >You are about to leave the place, but a guard sees you
  204. >"Hey you!"
  205. >Oh no
  206. >"This area is off-limits"
  207. "Sorry, I though the bathrooms were around here. The smell you know"
  208. >"What's in your pocket?"
  209. >The phone was pocking out!
  210. "Nothing!"
  211. >"Hey! That's a contaminated item, give it back!"
  212. "I can't! It's evidence for an investigation!"
  213. >"The investigation is here. Give it to me!"
  214. "No!"
  215. >You show your badge
  216. "I'm a federal agent. Let me-"
  217. >The man takes your badge!
  218. >"How cute. Find it in a cereal box?"
  219. >The guy throws your badge to the trash
  220. "Hey! What is your problem?"
  221. >"Give me the phone!"
  222. >The man tries to take it by force
  223. >You push him away and rise your arms
  224.  
  225. >"Oh, now you've done it"
  226. >The guard stands in position
  227. >You react quickly and poke his eyes
  228. >The guard, blinded, backs off a bit
  229. >You throw a karate chop to the neck, making him lose balance
  230. >He tries to punch you, but you evade it easily
  231. >To finish this fight, you sweep his leg from behind as you push him with an open palm hit to the chest
  232. >*Ploof!*
  233. "Attacking a federal agent is a serious offense. I'll let it slide this time"
  234. >You go to retrieve the fallen phone, but the guard makes you slip
  235. >"T-this isn't over!"
  236. "Don't say I didn't warned you!"
  237. >Both stand up, and prepare in battle pose
  238.  
  239. >You give him a feint
  240. >Looks like he was waiting for it, so he is still in front of you
  241. >You throw two punches, and he protects himself easily
  242. >He headbutts you, and you take a step back
  243. >Taking your back leg as advantage, you return the impact with a round house kick to the head
  244. >This disorients him, so you go back, and use a neck choke
  245. >It last a while, but he recovers by slapping your head with a fake-out
  246. >When you lose your grip a bit, he throws a back-elbow hit, so you lose him
  247.  
  248. >Both of you are ready to keep going, but suddenly
  249. [Screams in shitty japanese]
  250. >A guy with an orange blazer and green beanie jumps and starts beating the shit out of the guard
  251. >The guard reacts, and punches him in the face, losing his beanie
  252. >The kid doesn't stop. He is flailing his arms like spaghetti, and the guard barely evades the hits. He receives most in the head
  253. >The guard finally had enough, and grabs his tazer, freezing the boy
  254. >You take this chance and punch him in the liver. He pukes instantly, dropping his tazer
  255. >He grabs a 2x4 from the trash. Not the first time you took weapons from your enemies
  256. >But when he was ready to swing
  257. ZZZZAAAAPPPPPP!!!
  258. >"AAAGGGGHHHH!"
  259. >The guard falls unconcious
  260. >Behind him, agent Drops zapped him with his tazer
  261. "Miss Drops!"
  262. >"Hey Klatch. Long time no see"
  263.  
  264. >A while later, after you retrieved your badge from the trash, and carried the kid away from the depo, both leave him on a bench
  265. >Sitting in another in front of it, both speak without making eye contact (enemies could be watching)
  266. "You did not had to interfiere. I had the situation under control"
  267. >"While BOI doesn't allow agents interfiering with another agents's investigations, I can't let my allies be in danger"
  268. "Who is the boy?"
  269. >"Normal Norman. A friend of mine"
  270. "Is he important?"
  271. >"Personal friend of Twilight Sparkle, and unconsenting lover of Sunset Shimmer"
  272. "The main suspects"
  273. >You take your notepad, but before you could make an sketch of him, agent Drops stop you
  274. >"He is in my case"
  275. "I have to report his involvement with mine"
  276. >"Sure, tell Mr. Smile I had to drug a random pedrestian to help you defeat a guard who saw you in a prohibited area"
  277. *chip!*
  278. >you broke your pencil. You throw it away, and grab another from your case
  279. "I won't report this incident if you won't speak about the events in the deposit area"
  280. >"Fair enough"
  281. >She stands up, and walks up to Norman. Then she puts his head to rest on her legs. A facade you suppose
  282. >You cross the deposit area from your notepad, and add the cellphone as evidence
  283.  
  284. >Well, you are in peace for now. Let's make the best of it
  285. >The phone looks fine, but when you open it, the circuits are busted
  286. >Oh shit, you forgot. It was neutralized by that lightning whip. Maybe you took more hits than you though
  287. >You grab your BOI watch, and contact HQ
  288. "Agent Klatch, badge K2407"
  289. >"Good afternoon Mr Klatch, how can we help you?"
  290. "I think I have the item we needed to retrieve, but is too damaged. Can you take a look?"
  291. >You connect the phone to the watch, but no luck. The circuits are too fried
  292. >"Sorry mr. Klatch, but we cannot read it. We need you to bring it back to HQ. Do you have the main suspect?"
  293. "I'm afraid not. I though this phone could give me more clues"
  294. >"Sorry, but that isn't the case"
  295. "Darn"
  296. >"We have an update for you though. The cellphone number belongs to a female called Vignette Valencia. She is the director of public media in the park. She replaced her own phone a week ago"
  297. >This can place her in the incident area, and this could be her own phone
  298. "Thanks for the information"
  299. >"Mr. Klatch, I'm sorry to meddling, but where is Ace? Agents shouldn't be left alone"
  300. "Oh! You know him, I'm the one who makes the job while he whoos the females and play the games"
  301. >"Tipical of Ace. Just remember: if you ever are in danger, is better to have somebody watching your back"
  302. "Yeah, I'll keep it in mind"
  303. >"Wait, do you have a bruise?"
  304. >Oh no!
  305. "WellIgottagobye!"
  306. >You cut the transmittion right there
  307.  
  308. >You go to the parade area, the main spectacle at sunset
  309. >But there are a few hours before it happens. Now the team is working on the parade cars and the actors
  310. >No Ace though. He isn't sight-seeing
  311. >Understandable. He isn't interested in this stuff unless he gets laid with a woman or play a silly game for a silly prize or eat snacks. Probably he did all three at the same time once
  312. >Anyway, you find the flamboyant person with the white dress
  313. "Uhh... Hello?"
  314. >The person turns around violently
  315. >"Who dares to speak with Phzio Deliac?!"
  316. >Her voice shows her gender: a female performer
  317. "Eh, Hi, I'm Coffee Klatch, and-"
  318. >The woman grabs a picture from her clothes, signs it, and gives it to you
  319. >"Pleased to meet fans. Hope to see you again"
  320. >After she gave you the pic, she turns around and minds her business
  321. "Hey! I didn't finish!"
  322. >the girl moves at your side, takes a photo, and gives it to you
  323. >"Tell it to your friends. Great times buddy-o"
  324. >She turns back again
  325. "HEY!"
  326. >She turns angry at you
  327. >"Can't you see I'm busy?"
  328. >You show your badge
  329. "Not for the law! I'm agent Coffee Klatch and I need to make you some questions"
  330. >She thinks quietly for a while
  331. "Well?"
  332. >"Five questions. After that you leave me alone"
  333. >You take your trusty notepad
  334.  
  335. >You find the sketch of Vignette
  336. "Do you reconigze this woman?"
  337. >"Vignette Valencia. Director of Public Relationships. I work for her"
  338. "..."
  339. >"..."
  340. >Whoa, that was short
  341. "Eh... Could you be more specific?"
  342. >"I already told you all I know"
  343. >Better to take it from another angle
  344. "I meant your relation with her"
  345. >"Strictly proffesional. She hired me, I dazzle the audience, we both get paid. We don't speak or meet beyond that"
  346. >Well, at least she gets to the point
  347.  
  348. "Have you been in any unusual event?"
  349. >"No"
  350. "..."
  351. >"..."
  352. >Dude, this girl is like a rock
  353. "Are you sure about that?"
  354. >"Yes"
  355. >You show some video footage
  356. "This woman has been dissapearing people a week ago, and you didn't notice it?"
  357. >"I heard about that, but that day I wasn't performing, so I didn't payed attention"
  358.  
  359. "What do you do in the park?"
  360. >"Are you deaf? I'm the performer! The magnific Phzio Deliac!"
  361. >Wow, she was really offended by that
  362. "I didn't mean anything negative. I meant your performance"
  363. >"Well, if you say so. I dance with some friends on top of the main car. I dazzle them with my risky moves, and I leave them atonished at the end when me and the mascot of the aquatic sector play the legend of the sirens"
  364. "Could you tell me more about the legend?"
  365. >"Simple. A long time ago, 3 beasts came from the sea, creating destruction wherever they went. Feeding from negative emotions, their strenght was infinite. But somebody stood against them, and seal their powers in 3 crystals, and the sirens were reduced to 3 female mortals. They could never have their forms back, and the seal made sure that even if the crystals were used, only a small group of people would be affected. The sirens ran away, leaving the village in peace"
  366. "It's a pretty tale"
  367. >"The owner of the park loves that tale. That's why he made the park around it. We even have the sirens as mascots"
  368. >Phzio gives you a promo shot with the mascots. They look like the 3 sighted monsters that came from the open theater months ago
  369. "Can I keep this picture?"
  370. >"Sure, I get a lot of those"
  371.  
  372. >Well, she is chill, so maybe you can "Ace" it up
  373. "Why does your head looks like Bram Stoker's Dracula haircut? Do you know it looks like a big butt?"
  374. >"..."
  375.  
  376. Five minutes later
  377.  
  378. >Security throws you away from the parade area
  379. >"And don't you dare comeback until you understand the genius of the magnificent Phzio Deliac!"
  380. >The exuberant girl then covers herself with her flamboyant cape, and goes back to the parade area
  381. >Ok, you got it. Bullshit is needed to make hurtful but funny comments. And when you are low on charisma (or just new to the bantz) you need somebody with you
  382. >Maybe that's why Ace is cool: you are the one who speaks up his bullshit and he shakes it off
  383. >Whatever, you cross the parade area, and so far it looks like Vignette Valencia is the main suspect
  384.  
  385. >Time for a small recap
  386. >You go to the snacks area and get yourself a cup of coffee with muffins
  387. >Sitting in one of the tables, you open your notepad and start organizing the evidence
  388.  
  389. - Main suspect: Vignette Valencia, female, around her 20s
  390. - Evidence: broken cellphone, video tape, Stanley's testimony, Phzio's testimony, files from the park
  391.  
  392. >Well, so far so good, maybe it's time to talk with Vignette
  393. >"So, ditzy eyes, when's your shift over?"
  394. >"Well, I... I..."
  395. >"Take your time. I can keep looking that cute little eye of yours"
  396. >You know that voice
  397. >"Tell you what. I like womans who can keep her view beyond my penis"
  398. "Really smooth Ace"
  399. >"Hey! Coffee! Finally having fun?"
  400. "No, I needed to regroup. What were you doing?"
  401. >"You know, the usual. I fucked two girls, I gave a little kid a new balloon because hers flew away, I rode in the rollercoaster, and I won a prize!"
  402. >He gives you a plush of a dog in a detective suit
  403. >"Look how cute it is"
  404. "Well, while you were having fun, I was doing OUR job"
  405. >"Yeah, good for you"
  406. >He is walking away, so you follow and walk next to him
  407. "Ace, this is serious. I found the item we came looking for"
  408. >"Good, we have evidence"
  409. "But I got hit for it"
  410. >"You are alive. Take the day off"
  411. "I don't have too much leads. I don't know where is the suspect"
  412. >"You'll find out. Call me when you do and I'll take care of the rest"
  413. >At least you know how to get his attention
  414. "The suspect is a female in her 20s"
  415. >"Now I'm listening"
  416. >You show him the sketch
  417. "Her name is Vignette Valencia. She is the one in charge of public relations, and some of the employment. I don't know where she is"
  418. >Ace takes his phone and takes a photo of the sketch
  419. >"Wait here"
  420.  
  421. >He goes away for a few minutes, then he comes back
  422. >He shows you a scribbled piece of paper
  423. >"We can find her in her office in the parade area, or in the dress up and cosmetics depo"
  424. "How did you got it?"
  425. >He unravels more of the paper, it has a phone number. The title is Ditzy Eyes
  426. "Damn it Ace"
  427. >"She really has a cute ditzy eye"
  428. "Argh, don't tell me anything about it."
  429. >You could go to the parade area, but you made Phzio mad. There could be problems
  430. "Let's go to the props place. We need disguises"
  431. >"It's not Halloween Coffee"
  432. "You know why we need them. Now let's go"
  433. >Now together, Ace and you go to the props place. The people in there is running from left to right and back
  434. >They don't mind your presence so much, they are mainly annoyed for you two to be there. Like if you were extra poles to evade
  435. >Whatever, a while later you two find the costume room
  436. >You grab the picture Phzio gave you before
  437. "Ok, we need to look like these guys"
  438. >There are cowboys for the Appleloosa's inn, the excursionists of the Temple of Daring Do, and the sirens and pirates from the Sea Road
  439. >"Let's go with cowBOIs"
  440. "I should have seen that one coming"
  441.  
  442. >You grab the cowboy suits
  443. >While you choose a big mexican hat and poncho to disguise as much as possible, Ace went with the classic sleeveless leather jacket, blue jeans and boots. He is wearing a cow printed hat
  444. "Ace, that doesn't hide much"
  445. >He takes out a toothpick and puts it in his mouth
  446. >"Now listen here partner, this town is too small for the both of us"
  447. >You laught sarcastically
  448. "Ha-ha-ha, come on Ace, we need to keep going"
  449. >Both leave the room, but suddenly an alarm goes off
  450. >>"Time for rehearsal! Time for rehearsal!"
  451. >The assistants push both of you to a small scenario
  452. >>"Now! Time for the show!"
  453. "Uhh... Sorry, there was a misunderstanding"
  454. >>"No time!"
  455. >The girl walks up to Ace and you, and gives you two toy revolvers and shotgun respectively
  456. >She is Vignette!
  457. "Miss Valencia, we need to-"
  458. >>"Opopop: showtime, now. Talk, later"
  459. >The lights go to Ace and you
  460. >"Are we suppose to fight?"
  461. >>"No! Do some juggling with the toys. You two are supposed to be proffesional jugglers, right?"
  462. "Ehhh..."
  463. >Ace just shrugs his shoulders, and makes signs to you
  464. >Now both are looking at each other
  465. >"Let's just give them a show. We will speak with her later"
  466. "Deal"
  467. >Both point at each other
  468. >"Now!"
  469. >Both synchronize and throw the guns at each other
  470. >Ace spins and throws away the shotgun like a mere stunt stick
  471. >As for you, you spin the pistols putting Ocelot to shame
  472. >After a while, both run at each other and exchange weapons
  473. >You move the shotgun like the best trained soldier than you are
  474. >As for Ace, he throws and spins the guns like if they were silly looking balls
  475. >Finally, you put the shotgun at your side, and Ace puts his guns in the holdsters
  476. >Ace moves his fingers, and you pat your gun a few times
  477. "Draw!"
  478. >"Draw!"
  479. >Using one arm, you point and shot your shotgun. It "fires" a cork
  480. >Ace draws one of the revolvers, and shots another cork
  481. >He tilts his head to the right, evading the cork. His shot hits you in the chest
  482. "Ay caramba!"
  483. >You "fall" defeated
  484.  
  485. >Ace spins his revolver, blows away the "smoke", and puts it back in the holdster
  486. >"Show's over partner"
  487. >The assistants applaud amazed as Ace helps you back on your feet
  488. >Vignette walks up to both of you
  489. >>"OMG, you guys have to tell me where you from *spin to assistants* Did somebody filmed that? I need to post this on my SG *spin back to you* Guys, stay with me. I'll make sure to make you both famous *takes out phone* selfie!"
  490. >Ace covers the lent
  491. >>"Hey! What's wrong with you?"
  492. >Both show your badges
  493. "Miss Valencia, I'm agent Klatch and he is agent Thruster. We came here to make you some questions about some incidents that happened a week ago"
  494. >She is shocked
  495. >>"Events? Nothing happened last week"
  496. >"Don't lie, tweet chick. Either you cooperate or we take you in"
  497. >Ace takes out his phone
  498. >"I wonder what your fans would say if you go to jail"
  499. >She recovers her posture, breaths deeply, and looks at both of you
  500. >>"Alright, I'll help. But not here. Leave the costumes and show this to the guards at the parade area"
  501. >She gives you two special passes
  502. >>"I'll be in my office whenever you are ready"
  503. >She walks away, gives some orders to her assistants, and leave the props depo
  504. "Well, you heard the "boss". Let's ditch these suits"
  505. >"Aww, I was just getting a feel to it"
  506. "Maybe later"
  507. >Both return the disguises at the costume room, and leave the props area
  508.  
  509. >Both reach the parade area
  510. >While you were thrown away a few moments ago, the guards accept the cards, so you are in
  511. >Phzio was angry at this
  512. >"Hey, why is that girl having an ass for a head?"
  513. "Is her magnificent genius"
  514. >"Then she maybe should speak from her bum. It would have better ideas for a hairdo"
  515. >Both share a laugh
  516. >Moments later, you two are in front of Vignette's office
  517. *knock* *knock* *knock*
  518. >>"Come in"
  519. >Ace and you enter the office
  520. >>"Nice to see you again gentleman"
  521. "Miss Valencia, do not worry. If you are cooperative with us, maybe we can make an agreement for both parties"
  522. >Ace just takes a chair and sits down
  523. >"Take your book out and let's finish this"
  524. >You sit down as well, and debate your notes
  525.  
  526. - A week ago, a magic reading came from this place. The ground zero was this place: the parade area.
  527. - The report said a person was using a phone to "dissapear" people into a white void room. It turned out it was a deposit room that was modified to give the belief of being a white void
  528. - So far, our investigations have been pointing at you using equestrian magic willingly
  529.  
  530. >You close your notepad
  531. >>"And what is the problem with that?"
  532. >Ace and you look at each other from the corner of the eyes, and look at Vignette again
  533. >"We are the ones who makes the questions. Don't forget that"
  534. >>"Fine. Tell me your questions then"
  535.  
  536. AT: Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon crunch?
  537. >You turn to Ace shocked at the stupid question
  538. VV: Wha-
  539. >Ace slams his hands on the table
  540. AT: Don't play with me girl, answer the question!
  541. VV: I... I don't know?
  542. >Ace pushes her harder
  543. AT: Well?!
  544. VV: I seriously don't know! It's just a cereal. Kids like cereal
  545. CK: Where are you going with this Ace?
  546. AT: Nowhere. I just like to mock my suspects
  547. >Vignette and you look at Ace annoyed
  548. AT: Hey, either we do this interrogation my way, or we don't do it
  549. CK: Fine. Just avoid unnecesary questions
  550.  
  551. CK: Where did you adquire your phone?
  552. VV: I bought it last week
  553. >You show the broken phone
  554. CK: I meant this one
  555. VV: I don't know. That isn't my phone
  556. >You show the phone number HQ gave you
  557. CK: Do you see this?
  558. VV: A phone number?
  559. >You dial it
  560. >The cellphone of Vignette starts to sound
  561. VV: What?
  562. CK: Funny, the number I'm calling is yours
  563. AT: Want to know something more funny? Our bosses said this number was the same from the broken phone
  564. VV: Argh, fine. It was my old phone
  565. AT: Well sweetheart, we got something else
  566. CK: This phone has traces of magic. You happen to know how it got it?
  567. VV: No...
  568. >Ace takes a more intimidating stand
  569. AT: Stop lying
  570. VV: I really don't know! I just kept using it as always. Phone service doesn't call saying "Hey, would you like magic with your service for an extra fee?"
  571. >Well, at least you confirmed this was her phone, putting her in the place. If you get a confession on how she used it, maybe you can close this case now
  572.  
  573. >Ace stands up, and handcuffs Vignette
  574. VV: Wait!
  575. AT: Vignette Valencia, you are under arrest for possesion and willing use of dangerous equestrian magic
  576. CK: Ace, hold on! We don't have her confession yet!
  577. >Ace shows her the video tape
  578. AT: As we know, the phone is a magical item that can teleport people in a predeterminated room. And she knew how to use it, she was pointing at a lot of people, and if she would have pressed that button...
  579. >You know that would have ended really grim
  580. AT: We can keep you inside for attempted murder. I wonder how popular you will be in 20 years
  581. VV: No! I can't go to prison! Let me go and I will help you!
  582. AT: Help, huh?
  583. >Ace drops a file on the table
  584. AT: I want to know your connections with these girls
  585. CK: the H7 file?! That's classified! You can't show it to civilians!
  586. AT: She was stopped by these girls, and they always appear close to cursed items or magic events. I'm sure she knows at least one of them
  587. >He bends her over the table
  588. AT: Now, who?!
  589. VV: I don't know! Please let me go!
  590.  
  591. CK: Enough!
  592. >Ace and Vignette look at you
  593. CK: Vignette, you are lying. You are in charge of the employment of some people here, including assistants
  594. >You show the employee's files
  595. CK: I bet I can find one of the six girls in here. And since you have been lying during all the interrogation, we have to take you in
  596. VV: No! Please, the white one is Rarity! She was the one who broke my phone! I didn't want to do anything bad, the phone's magic could create and modify whatever I wanted! Even create copies for a little time! I just wanted everything to do it my way!
  597. >Ace rises his recorder
  598. AT: Got it
  599. CK: Well, looks like we are done here
  600. >Ace uncuffs the girl, and puts on his glasses
  601. VV: Please, I'm sorry. I don't want to be remembered as a criminal
  602. CK: Lucky you, you won't even remember us
  603. >Ace walks behind you, and you take a memory stone. A few moments later, she forgets everything
  604. CK: Alright miss Valencia, thanks for your help. Now, we never saw each other, this didn't happened, and whatever you remember from this are illusions
  605. AT: Couldn't you do something better?
  606. >a few moments later, you speak again
  607. CK: And next time my friend Stanley gives you a caramel apple or whatever you order, accept it. He is 73, be more kind with him
  608. >Ace and you leave the office
  609.  
  610. >After a day of adventures, our team finally completes the case without problems
  611. CK: Next time I'm picking the car
  612. AT: You are just mad I get to drive for this mission
  613. >Klatch presses a button in his watch. As both men leave the park, more people in black suits are entering
  614. CK: Maybe. Still, you should give me the H7 file
  615. AT: Hey, I wanted that case after they told me a sexy demon girl was reported. Let alone how I fought when they told me a purple sexy chick and a hot angel were battling in Ground Zero
  616. CK: I didn't mean it like that. I said that because if cleanup sees you with it, Mr Smile will be pissed off. Besides, I have to update it. The girls were here
  617. AT: I should have come faster
  618. CK: You were the one who wanted this car
  619. >Both men get in the Pontiac Firebird, and buckle their seatbelts
  620. AT: They didn't told me there was chicks. They told me I had to come for a thing. And we got it. So, mission accomplished
  621. CK: True
  622. >As the car starts, the Pontiac goes straight to the road, guiding our team to a new story
  623.  
  624. Epilogue
  625. >An old man returns home from a tiring day at his job, only to find a strange envelope on his table
  626. >Inside, there was a letter, a few hundreds of dollars, and the first issue of Superman
  627. "It took me a while, but my employeers were really happy. Thanks for helping me. Tony"
  628. >"Excelsior! Meg! Look at this!"
  629. >The cheerful old man was glad his friend still remembered him
  630.  
  631. AT: You were always a softie
  632. CK: Maybe. He helped us a lot after all
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