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[SFW] NN - At the new beginning

By GreenReaper
Created: 4th December 2020 01:45:51 AM

  1. >After 3 years of being gone, it was time to visit home
  2. >As you manage to make the thread, a post appears
  3. >It was from Axel: come to your home, Brad is gone
  4. >You follow a link, and go to your old house
  5. >While digital, it feels like you hail a cab to Canterlot City. You wonder how much has changed
  6. >A few pings before your house, a firewall appears
  7. >Janitors, and one mod
  8. >"You, the IP, leave the link"
  9. >You do as told
  10. >"Now, lift incognito mode"
  11. >You show your "phisical" shape: everything was black. Sneakers, jeans, and a black jacket. Only one thing had color: a green beanie
  12. >"Now, come here"
  13. >You get close to the mod, and the janitors inspect you
  14. >>"I found something!"
  15. "Leave that, those are just greens"
  16. >"NSFW greens probably"
  17. >The mod smiles with sarcasm at you
  18. >"So, Norman, been a long time. You didn't forgot us, didn't you?"
  19. "No Scruffy. I was just about to ask you for a quick rundown"
  20. >"Take him with us"
  21. >>"You, the link: fuck off!"
  22. >The link goes away
  23. >>"Stupid glimmerfag"
  24. >The other janitor looks at him angry
  25. >>"Oh, sorry"
  26. >The warning sign appears, and the janitors take you away
  27.  
  28. >"So, Norman, what brings you to /mlp/ again?"
  29. "I've been here and there, seeing old friends"
  30. >"Good, good. What've you been up to?"
  31. "Nothing. Now I just appear on old screencaps in Derpibooru. I'm clean, legit"
  32. >You look around you
  33. >The threads move faster, but most images are the same
  34. >Some from eqg, others from a pink and purple pony
  35. >And generals. Lots of them
  36. "What do you want? Where are you taking me?"
  37. >Scruffy shows you a porn post with viruses
  38. >"Now see here Norman: this was a post made by you just 10 minutes ago, infecting the pc of a good mod I might add"
  39. "You know I just made the thread"
  40. >"Don't bullshit me Norman! I should ban you!"
  41. "Fuck! What do you want from me?!"
  42. >"Nothing. When I need you, I'll find you. Until then, stop ruining the image of the board"
  43. >The mod's link makes a hard turn
  44. "Hey, you can't leave me here! It's a shitposting thread!"
  45. >"What's the problem norman? You stopped posting all together, you don't 4chan"
  46. >Scruffy lifts your warning, and drops you in the shitpost thread
  47. >"Goodbye no hooves"
  48. >The laughs are the last thing you hear
  49. >As you stand, you start walking
  50. >Worst place in the world: /mlp/'s shitposters threads
  51. >You stopped representing eqg threads for 3 years, but they won't give a shit
  52.  
  53. >As you walk around, shitters looks at you menacing
  54. >"EqG is for fags"
  55. >"/a/ is two boards down"
  56. >"Fuck you no hooves"
  57. >You don't pay them any attention
  58. >One stands in your way
  59. >"Who teh fuck r u? OC?"
  60. "Move newfag, I don't want to be here"
  61. >"Fuck you! REEEEEE!"
  62. >You try to move around, but he moves fast, and it's ready to post
  63. >Before you had to defend yourself, another shitposter goes in front, and post a link
  64. >The retard looks at it, and starts screeching and run around while spaghetti and shit drops from his pockets
  65. >"Fucking redditfags, one porn pic and they are gone"
  66. >The anon turns around to see you
  67. >"I though you were dead"
  68. "..."
  69. >He sighs, and show you a pin: a small green beanie with /nn/ encarved on
  70. "... I though nobody remembered me"
  71. >"There aren't many left, but trust me: we still remember you"
  72. "Thanks I guess. Look, I need a link"
  73. >Anon retrieves an old link from his pocket. An archive link
  74. >"Maybe this can help you"
  75. "Thank you"
  76. >You active the link, and see a portal to Canterlot High
  77. >"I'm happy you came back"
  78. "Don't be. I'm not planning in staying long"
  79. >You enter the portal, and you are back in the school
  80. >Canterlot City: home
  81. >Or at least it was before everything fucked up
  82.  
  83. >Archive links don't last long before the reality catches up, so you move fast
  84. >All the guy salutes you and compliment your dark clothing
  85. >You don't respond. They are just illusions of old stories
  86. >You enter to Celestia's office, and retrieve your file. You find the old link adress and put it back
  87. >As you leave the office, you bump into Rarity
  88. >"Oh! Excuse me!"
  89. >You stand there looking at her
  90. >"Norman! It's good to see you. Interesting choice of clothing"
  91. "..."
  92. >"Do you feel ok Norman?"
  93. >A tear rolls your eye
  94. "I love you rarity"
  95. >In a sudden move, you kiss her right in the lips
  96. >She struggles, of course, until you release her
  97. >"You ruffian! Who d-d-d-do y-y-you th-think-"
  98. "I need to go"
  99. >As you run away, you see the students paralized. Some dissapearing
  100. >The archive is wearing off
  101. >After a small run, reality sets in and it's 2018 again
  102. >You don't look back at the school. Men don't live from memories
  103. *Whistle* "Taxi!"
  104. >A cab stops, and you point at the address
  105.  
  106. >A drive later, you are back at your old house
  107. >The place is on sale
  108. >Nonetheless, you enter
  109. >The house is almost empty. Expected actually
  110. >You never closed the door the day you were gone. Local robbers probably took everything small. Only a few chairs and a table are there
  111. >As you walk inside, voices come to your head
  112. >Your old friends, stories, and posts
  113. >A chaos rumbling inside your mind
  114. >Without notice, you step on an old photo
  115. >You take the picture, and sit on one of the chairs, remembering the old days
  116. >Trying to organize yourself, you remove your beanie and leave it on top of the table
  117. "Forgive me friends"
  118. >A small sound is heard from the kitchen
  119. "Uh?"
  120. >Axel comes blanding his axe
  121. >"Another one?! I told you to not come back!"
  122. >You stand up and raise the chair to defend yourself
  123. "Hey! Axel, don't! It's me, Norman!"
  124. >"Lier! Norman would never be without his beanie"
  125. "It's on top of the table!"
  126. >He looks at the table, and sees your beanie
  127. >For the first time, he is surprised
  128. >As he takes it, he walks up to you and put it on you
  129. >His face lights up, and he hugs you
  130. >"Holy Drokk, is you! I can't believe it, it's YOU!"
  131. "Hey Axel. Been a long time, isn't it?"
  132. >For a moment, Axel remembers his position as protector of justice, and stops
  133. >"Excuse my sudden burst, Mr. Normal. An upholder of the law shouldn't act like this"
  134. >You pat him on his shoulder
  135. "I missed you too Jones"
  136. >He tries to keep stoic, but the smile is clearly visible
  137. >Sadly, you were about to cut it
  138. "What happened to Brad?"
  139. >The smile is gone
  140. >"Brad... Mr. Sentry is no longer with us. He was replaced"
  141. "How?"
  142. >"After EqG 4, he went through a transformation. Sadly, that went with his memories. I heard some rumors, and I made some investigations. I discovered that when a character changes, the superiors delete his presence. I always felt that other Norman wasn't you"
  143.  
  144. >You are not happy to hear this. Your old friend may as well never existed
  145. "You know where are the others?"
  146. >"Yes. But you drive, I don't know how to do it"
  147. "I though you could. You'll do anything for justice"
  148. >"But this isn't a job for justice. This is personal"
  149. >You two leave your old home, but you stop at the porch
  150. "Wait, I forgot something"
  151. >You take the picture off the frame
  152. >To Norman from all your friends: thanks for keeping our lives "normal"
  153. >"Mr. Normal, we need to go"
  154. "Uh, yeah! I'm coming out!"
  155. >You stash the picture inside your jacket, and leave the place
  156. >Outside, both go to the garage; Brad's car was inside
  157. >Or the "Bradinator" as he called it
  158. "He would never allow anyone to drive this. How did you get it?"
  159. >"Take it was easy. They replaced everything in his life, including stolen cars"
  160. "You don't know how to drive"
  161. >"But I can carry it"
  162. "Hehe, you were always a crazy one"
  163. >Both of you go inside the car, and drive to a cementery
  164.  
  165. >As you walk to a grave, you see some familiar faces
  166. >"Don't worry Norman, they will be happy to see you"
  167. >A few feet later, you see them
  168. >There's Pete Pasta, Sophie Sophisticata, and Nolan North
  169. "Hey guys. It's been long"
  170. >Everyone looks at you surprised
  171. S: Norman, it's good to see you
  172. >She hugs you softly
  173. >If everything was like before, she probably would have screamed and glomp you, but now, the feeling is gone
  174. >Pete and Nolan don't answer. At least Pete waves his hand
  175. >Nolan instead keeps looking at the grave
  176. [In memory of Flash "Brad" Sentry. Keep being bradical]
  177. >You let Sophie go, and look at the grave
  178. "I can't believe he is gone. I didn't told him goodbye"
  179. N: Another thing you didn't said goodbye. Just like the general
  180. >You look at Nolan
  181. "Hey, he was my friend too"
  182. >He looks at you angry
  183. N: Not for the last 3 years asshole!
  184. S: Nolan, don't say that
  185. N: Fuck you Sophie. You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Axel
  186. >Sophie is surprised, and then walks away
  187. N: Where are you going?!
  188. S: Fuck you Nolan, I'll go with Fingerbang
  189. N: The Hell you'll do! You know they only repost green after green, writting the waifu of the week!
  190. S: At least they will write about me instead of leaving me
  191. N: At least I keep with my fans
  192. S: And that makes you a great character? Screw you. Norman, tell him
  193. N: Norman tell me shit bitch
  194. "Let her go. If they write about her, fine. If they don't, we'll pick her up"
  195. N: Don't get involved like if this is your problem
  196. S: You and amy stopped being a couple. Get over it, idiot!
  197. >Sophie goes away, hailing a cab
  198.  
  199. "Wait, Amy and you stopped dating?"
  200. >Nolan doesn't answer. He only remains stoic
  201. "Huh, Nolan?"
  202. >"ARRRRGGHHHHH!!! Fuck this graveyard! Fuck you Axel Jones! Fuck you Pete Pasta! Fuck you Sophie Sophisticata!"
  203. "Hey Nolan, calm-"
  204. >"And fuck you Normal Norman. You should have dissapeared"
  205. "Hey, this wasn't my fault! I just left"
  206. >"Oh yeah? And look what that gave us! Humanized threads, fetish generals, CYOA, EqG main character threads. Don't you see? We were forgotten!"
  207. >He punches at your chest
  208. >"Forgotten! Forgotten! Forgotten!"
  209. >He fells onto his knees
  210. >"My friends... oh Faust.... my friends were forgotten"
  211. >Nolan always took his friendships to heart
  212. >They were the only testimony he could be more than another custom Saint's Row character
  213. >You crouch, and hug him
  214. "I know. I'm sorry Nolan. I never wanted this to happen"
  215. >As you console him, Axel and Pete look from afar
  216. A: We should say something?
  217. >Pete only negates with his head
  218. A: I though Norman here would help you speak again. I guess I was wrong
  219. >Pete shrugs
  220. A: Well, 3 years of silence were good. More won't hurt
  221.  
  222. >With Nolan calm, everyone leaves the graveyard
  223. N: Wait. Something is wrong
  224. "What do you mean?"
  225. N: My driver isn't here
  226. >Suddenly, a purple sedan drives fast
  227. >It's full of shitposters
  228. N: Drive-by! Take over!
  229. >You jump with Pete away. Meanwhile, Axel takes Brad's car and launches to them
  230. >The hit is perfect, but they weren't alone
  231. >Two shitposting vans comes closer
  232. >Nolan shoots them, making them drive off
  233. N: Quick! Grab a link!
  234. >You take a vehicle image. Sadly, it only spawned bikes
  235. "You have to be kidding"
  236. N: We'll complain later. Grab a bike and pedal, you can't even forget that
  237. >All 4 of you pedal as fast as you can while the vans get closer
  238. N: Crazy times! Like the old days, eh Norman?
  239. "I guess! Why are they here? I though this was our writefags' turf!"
  240. N: Do I have to remind you?!
  241. "Ok! Stupid question, I get it! Move!"
  242. >All the group tries to avoid the shitposting, but they are catching up slowly
  243. A: Ok, I had enough!
  244. >In one jump, Axel raises his arm and his axe comes flying
  245. >He slashes both vans, killing all passengers inside
  246. >This obviously attracted the attention of the janitors
  247. A: Go! I'll deal with them!
  248. >The rest of you run away
  249.  
  250. >After a lot of pedaling, you stop at your home
  251. >"We are here"
  252. "Yeah, thanks Nolan. We would be goners if you didn't had those links"
  253. >"Whatever.... When are you going away?"
  254. "Well, I had nothing planned. I though I could stay. We have history here after all"
  255. >"Well, the last thing the board needs are oldfags deluded in nostalgia"
  256. "At least let me try. What can we lose now?"
  257. >Nolan keeps quiet
  258. >"Fine, do whatever you want. I don't think there's much to do anyway"
  259. "Thanks nolan"
  260. >He waves and pedals away
  261. >You look at Pete now
  262. "Hehe, I'd invite you, but I just came back, you know?"
  263. >He smiles, and waves himself goodbye as he goes away in the bike
  264. >You enter to your house only to find the roof destroyed by a axe-shaped hole
  265. >The disgust doesn't end there because then Axel falls from the sky, destroying whatever was left
  266. >"Haha, janitors and mods can't stop the power of justice!"
  267. "What the hell Axel?!"
  268. >"What Mr. Normal? I came back home"
  269. "Home?"
  270. >"Justice can rest his head wherever it wants"
  271. "Let me guess, Sophie has guests"
  272. >A small tear runs his cheek
  273. >"The guys at fingerbang really like the background girls"
  274. "Oh, sorry. Well, I can't speak neither. I had nowhere to go too"
  275. >"Neither a hotel?"
  276. "Scruffy took my greens"
  277. >"Oh. What a sad encounter of misfortunated events"
  278. "It's ok. Do you have a few extra matresses?"
  279. >"Yes, let me get them"
  280. >A moment later, you made a simple soft place to rest
  281. >While he sleeps, you look at the sky
  282. >A lot of things changed, there's a small bunch of people who remembers you
  283. >Maybe they can help you out
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