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[SFW] NN - At the new beginning

By GreenReaper
Created: 2020-12-04 01:45:51
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    >After 3 years of being gone, it was time to visit home
  2. 2.
    >As you manage to make the thread, a post appears
  3. 3.
    >It was from Axel: come to your home, Brad is gone
  4. 4.
    >You follow a link, and go to your old house
  5. 5.
    >While digital, it feels like you hail a cab to Canterlot City. You wonder how much has changed
  6. 6.
    >A few pings before your house, a firewall appears
  7. 7.
    >Janitors, and one mod
  8. 8.
    >"You, the IP, leave the link"
  9. 9.
    >You do as told
  10. 10.
    >"Now, lift incognito mode"
  11. 11.
    >You show your "phisical" shape: everything was black. Sneakers, jeans, and a black jacket. Only one thing had color: a green beanie
  12. 12.
    >"Now, come here"
  13. 13.
    >You get close to the mod, and the janitors inspect you
  14. 14.
    >>"I found something!"
  15. 15.
    "Leave that, those are just greens"
  16. 16.
    >"NSFW greens probably"
  17. 17.
    >The mod smiles with sarcasm at you
  18. 18.
    >"So, Norman, been a long time. You didn't forgot us, didn't you?"
  19. 19.
    "No Scruffy. I was just about to ask you for a quick rundown"
  20. 20.
    >"Take him with us"
  21. 21.
    >>"You, the link: fuck off!"
  22. 22.
    >The link goes away
  23. 23.
    >>"Stupid glimmerfag"
  24. 24.
    >The other janitor looks at him angry
  25. 25.
    >>"Oh, sorry"
  26. 26.
    >The warning sign appears, and the janitors take you away
  27. 27.
     
  28. 28.
    >"So, Norman, what brings you to /mlp/ again?"
  29. 29.
    "I've been here and there, seeing old friends"
  30. 30.
    >"Good, good. What've you been up to?"
  31. 31.
    "Nothing. Now I just appear on old screencaps in Derpibooru. I'm clean, legit"
  32. 32.
    >You look around you
  33. 33.
    >The threads move faster, but most images are the same
  34. 34.
    >Some from eqg, others from a pink and purple pony
  35. 35.
    >And generals. Lots of them
  36. 36.
    "What do you want? Where are you taking me?"
  37. 37.
    >Scruffy shows you a porn post with viruses
  38. 38.
    >"Now see here Norman: this was a post made by you just 10 minutes ago, infecting the pc of a good mod I might add"
  39. 39.
    "You know I just made the thread"
  40. 40.
    >"Don't bullshit me Norman! I should ban you!"
  41. 41.
    "Fuck! What do you want from me?!"
  42. 42.
    >"Nothing. When I need you, I'll find you. Until then, stop ruining the image of the board"
  43. 43.
    >The mod's link makes a hard turn
  44. 44.
    "Hey, you can't leave me here! It's a shitposting thread!"
  45. 45.
    >"What's the problem norman? You stopped posting all together, you don't 4chan"
  46. 46.
    >Scruffy lifts your warning, and drops you in the shitpost thread
  47. 47.
    >"Goodbye no hooves"
  48. 48.
    >The laughs are the last thing you hear
  49. 49.
    >As you stand, you start walking
  50. 50.
    >Worst place in the world: /mlp/'s shitposters threads
  51. 51.
    >You stopped representing eqg threads for 3 years, but they won't give a shit
  52. 52.
     
  53. 53.
    >As you walk around, shitters looks at you menacing
  54. 54.
    >"EqG is for fags"
  55. 55.
    >"/a/ is two boards down"
  56. 56.
    >"Fuck you no hooves"
  57. 57.
    >You don't pay them any attention
  58. 58.
    >One stands in your way
  59. 59.
    >"Who teh fuck r u? OC?"
  60. 60.
    "Move newfag, I don't want to be here"
  61. 61.
    >"Fuck you! REEEEEE!"
  62. 62.
    >You try to move around, but he moves fast, and it's ready to post
  63. 63.
    >Before you had to defend yourself, another shitposter goes in front, and post a link
  64. 64.
    >The retard looks at it, and starts screeching and run around while spaghetti and shit drops from his pockets
  65. 65.
    >"Fucking redditfags, one porn pic and they are gone"
  66. 66.
    >The anon turns around to see you
  67. 67.
    >"I though you were dead"
  68. 68.
    "..."
  69. 69.
    >He sighs, and show you a pin: a small green beanie with /nn/ encarved on
  70. 70.
    "... I though nobody remembered me"
  71. 71.
    >"There aren't many left, but trust me: we still remember you"
  72. 72.
    "Thanks I guess. Look, I need a link"
  73. 73.
    >Anon retrieves an old link from his pocket. An archive link
  74. 74.
    >"Maybe this can help you"
  75. 75.
    "Thank you"
  76. 76.
    >You active the link, and see a portal to Canterlot High
  77. 77.
    >"I'm happy you came back"
  78. 78.
    "Don't be. I'm not planning in staying long"
  79. 79.
    >You enter the portal, and you are back in the school
  80. 80.
    >Canterlot City: home
  81. 81.
    >Or at least it was before everything fucked up
  82. 82.
     
  83. 83.
    >Archive links don't last long before the reality catches up, so you move fast
  84. 84.
    >All the guy salutes you and compliment your dark clothing
  85. 85.
    >You don't respond. They are just illusions of old stories
  86. 86.
    >You enter to Celestia's office, and retrieve your file. You find the old link adress and put it back
  87. 87.
    >As you leave the office, you bump into Rarity
  88. 88.
    >"Oh! Excuse me!"
  89. 89.
    >You stand there looking at her
  90. 90.
    >"Norman! It's good to see you. Interesting choice of clothing"
  91. 91.
    "..."
  92. 92.
    >"Do you feel ok Norman?"
  93. 93.
    >A tear rolls your eye
  94. 94.
    "I love you rarity"
  95. 95.
    >In a sudden move, you kiss her right in the lips
  96. 96.
    >She struggles, of course, until you release her
  97. 97.
    >"You ruffian! Who d-d-d-do y-y-you th-think-"
  98. 98.
    "I need to go"
  99. 99.
    >As you run away, you see the students paralized. Some dissapearing
  100. 100.
    >The archive is wearing off
  101. 101.
    >After a small run, reality sets in and it's 2018 again
  102. 102.
    >You don't look back at the school. Men don't live from memories
  103. 103.
    *Whistle* "Taxi!"
  104. 104.
    >A cab stops, and you point at the address
  105. 105.
     
  106. 106.
    >A drive later, you are back at your old house
  107. 107.
    >The place is on sale
  108. 108.
    >Nonetheless, you enter
  109. 109.
    >The house is almost empty. Expected actually
  110. 110.
    >You never closed the door the day you were gone. Local robbers probably took everything small. Only a few chairs and a table are there
  111. 111.
    >As you walk inside, voices come to your head
  112. 112.
    >Your old friends, stories, and posts
  113. 113.
    >A chaos rumbling inside your mind
  114. 114.
    >Without notice, you step on an old photo
  115. 115.
    >You take the picture, and sit on one of the chairs, remembering the old days
  116. 116.
    >Trying to organize yourself, you remove your beanie and leave it on top of the table
  117. 117.
    "Forgive me friends"
  118. 118.
    >A small sound is heard from the kitchen
  119. 119.
    "Uh?"
  120. 120.
    >Axel comes blanding his axe
  121. 121.
    >"Another one?! I told you to not come back!"
  122. 122.
    >You stand up and raise the chair to defend yourself
  123. 123.
    "Hey! Axel, don't! It's me, Norman!"
  124. 124.
    >"Lier! Norman would never be without his beanie"
  125. 125.
    "It's on top of the table!"
  126. 126.
    >He looks at the table, and sees your beanie
  127. 127.
    >For the first time, he is surprised
  128. 128.
    >As he takes it, he walks up to you and put it on you
  129. 129.
    >His face lights up, and he hugs you
  130. 130.
    >"Holy Drokk, is you! I can't believe it, it's YOU!"
  131. 131.
    "Hey Axel. Been a long time, isn't it?"
  132. 132.
    >For a moment, Axel remembers his position as protector of justice, and stops
  133. 133.
    >"Excuse my sudden burst, Mr. Normal. An upholder of the law shouldn't act like this"
  134. 134.
    >You pat him on his shoulder
  135. 135.
    "I missed you too Jones"
  136. 136.
    >He tries to keep stoic, but the smile is clearly visible
  137. 137.
    >Sadly, you were about to cut it
  138. 138.
    "What happened to Brad?"
  139. 139.
    >The smile is gone
  140. 140.
    >"Brad... Mr. Sentry is no longer with us. He was replaced"
  141. 141.
    "How?"
  142. 142.
    >"After EqG 4, he went through a transformation. Sadly, that went with his memories. I heard some rumors, and I made some investigations. I discovered that when a character changes, the superiors delete his presence. I always felt that other Norman wasn't you"
  143. 143.
     
  144. 144.
    >You are not happy to hear this. Your old friend may as well never existed
  145. 145.
    "You know where are the others?"
  146. 146.
    >"Yes. But you drive, I don't know how to do it"
  147. 147.
    "I though you could. You'll do anything for justice"
  148. 148.
    >"But this isn't a job for justice. This is personal"
  149. 149.
    >You two leave your old home, but you stop at the porch
  150. 150.
    "Wait, I forgot something"
  151. 151.
    >You take the picture off the frame
  152. 152.
    >To Norman from all your friends: thanks for keeping our lives "normal"
  153. 153.
    >"Mr. Normal, we need to go"
  154. 154.
    "Uh, yeah! I'm coming out!"
  155. 155.
    >You stash the picture inside your jacket, and leave the place
  156. 156.
    >Outside, both go to the garage; Brad's car was inside
  157. 157.
    >Or the "Bradinator" as he called it
  158. 158.
    "He would never allow anyone to drive this. How did you get it?"
  159. 159.
    >"Take it was easy. They replaced everything in his life, including stolen cars"
  160. 160.
    "You don't know how to drive"
  161. 161.
    >"But I can carry it"
  162. 162.
    "Hehe, you were always a crazy one"
  163. 163.
    >Both of you go inside the car, and drive to a cementery
  164. 164.
     
  165. 165.
    >As you walk to a grave, you see some familiar faces
  166. 166.
    >"Don't worry Norman, they will be happy to see you"
  167. 167.
    >A few feet later, you see them
  168. 168.
    >There's Pete Pasta, Sophie Sophisticata, and Nolan North
  169. 169.
    "Hey guys. It's been long"
  170. 170.
    >Everyone looks at you surprised
  171. 171.
    S: Norman, it's good to see you
  172. 172.
    >She hugs you softly
  173. 173.
    >If everything was like before, she probably would have screamed and glomp you, but now, the feeling is gone
  174. 174.
    >Pete and Nolan don't answer. At least Pete waves his hand
  175. 175.
    >Nolan instead keeps looking at the grave
  176. 176.
    [In memory of Flash "Brad" Sentry. Keep being bradical]
  177. 177.
    >You let Sophie go, and look at the grave
  178. 178.
    "I can't believe he is gone. I didn't told him goodbye"
  179. 179.
    N: Another thing you didn't said goodbye. Just like the general
  180. 180.
    >You look at Nolan
  181. 181.
    "Hey, he was my friend too"
  182. 182.
    >He looks at you angry
  183. 183.
    N: Not for the last 3 years asshole!
  184. 184.
    S: Nolan, don't say that
  185. 185.
    N: Fuck you Sophie. You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Axel
  186. 186.
    >Sophie is surprised, and then walks away
  187. 187.
    N: Where are you going?!
  188. 188.
    S: Fuck you Nolan, I'll go with Fingerbang
  189. 189.
    N: The Hell you'll do! You know they only repost green after green, writting the waifu of the week!
  190. 190.
    S: At least they will write about me instead of leaving me
  191. 191.
    N: At least I keep with my fans
  192. 192.
    S: And that makes you a great character? Screw you. Norman, tell him
  193. 193.
    N: Norman tell me shit bitch
  194. 194.
    "Let her go. If they write about her, fine. If they don't, we'll pick her up"
  195. 195.
    N: Don't get involved like if this is your problem
  196. 196.
    S: You and amy stopped being a couple. Get over it, idiot!
  197. 197.
    >Sophie goes away, hailing a cab
  198. 198.
     
  199. 199.
    "Wait, Amy and you stopped dating?"
  200. 200.
    >Nolan doesn't answer. He only remains stoic
  201. 201.
    "Huh, Nolan?"
  202. 202.
    >"ARRRRGGHHHHH!!! Fuck this graveyard! Fuck you Axel Jones! Fuck you Pete Pasta! Fuck you Sophie Sophisticata!"
  203. 203.
    "Hey Nolan, calm-"
  204. 204.
    >"And fuck you Normal Norman. You should have dissapeared"
  205. 205.
    "Hey, this wasn't my fault! I just left"
  206. 206.
    >"Oh yeah? And look what that gave us! Humanized threads, fetish generals, CYOA, EqG main character threads. Don't you see? We were forgotten!"
  207. 207.
    >He punches at your chest
  208. 208.
    >"Forgotten! Forgotten! Forgotten!"
  209. 209.
    >He fells onto his knees
  210. 210.
    >"My friends... oh Faust.... my friends were forgotten"
  211. 211.
    >Nolan always took his friendships to heart
  212. 212.
    >They were the only testimony he could be more than another custom Saint's Row character
  213. 213.
    >You crouch, and hug him
  214. 214.
    "I know. I'm sorry Nolan. I never wanted this to happen"
  215. 215.
    >As you console him, Axel and Pete look from afar
  216. 216.
    A: We should say something?
  217. 217.
    >Pete only negates with his head
  218. 218.
    A: I though Norman here would help you speak again. I guess I was wrong
  219. 219.
    >Pete shrugs
  220. 220.
    A: Well, 3 years of silence were good. More won't hurt
  221. 221.
     
  222. 222.
    >With Nolan calm, everyone leaves the graveyard
  223. 223.
    N: Wait. Something is wrong
  224. 224.
    "What do you mean?"
  225. 225.
    N: My driver isn't here
  226. 226.
    >Suddenly, a purple sedan drives fast
  227. 227.
    >It's full of shitposters
  228. 228.
    N: Drive-by! Take over!
  229. 229.
    >You jump with Pete away. Meanwhile, Axel takes Brad's car and launches to them
  230. 230.
    >The hit is perfect, but they weren't alone
  231. 231.
    >Two shitposting vans comes closer
  232. 232.
    >Nolan shoots them, making them drive off
  233. 233.
    N: Quick! Grab a link!
  234. 234.
    >You take a vehicle image. Sadly, it only spawned bikes
  235. 235.
    "You have to be kidding"
  236. 236.
    N: We'll complain later. Grab a bike and pedal, you can't even forget that
  237. 237.
    >All 4 of you pedal as fast as you can while the vans get closer
  238. 238.
    N: Crazy times! Like the old days, eh Norman?
  239. 239.
    "I guess! Why are they here? I though this was our writefags' turf!"
  240. 240.
    N: Do I have to remind you?!
  241. 241.
    "Ok! Stupid question, I get it! Move!"
  242. 242.
    >All the group tries to avoid the shitposting, but they are catching up slowly
  243. 243.
    A: Ok, I had enough!
  244. 244.
    >In one jump, Axel raises his arm and his axe comes flying
  245. 245.
    >He slashes both vans, killing all passengers inside
  246. 246.
    >This obviously attracted the attention of the janitors
  247. 247.
    A: Go! I'll deal with them!
  248. 248.
    >The rest of you run away
  249. 249.
     
  250. 250.
    >After a lot of pedaling, you stop at your home
  251. 251.
    >"We are here"
  252. 252.
    "Yeah, thanks Nolan. We would be goners if you didn't had those links"
  253. 253.
    >"Whatever.... When are you going away?"
  254. 254.
    "Well, I had nothing planned. I though I could stay. We have history here after all"
  255. 255.
    >"Well, the last thing the board needs are oldfags deluded in nostalgia"
  256. 256.
    "At least let me try. What can we lose now?"
  257. 257.
    >Nolan keeps quiet
  258. 258.
    >"Fine, do whatever you want. I don't think there's much to do anyway"
  259. 259.
    "Thanks nolan"
  260. 260.
    >He waves and pedals away
  261. 261.
    >You look at Pete now
  262. 262.
    "Hehe, I'd invite you, but I just came back, you know?"
  263. 263.
    >He smiles, and waves himself goodbye as he goes away in the bike
  264. 264.
    >You enter to your house only to find the roof destroyed by a axe-shaped hole
  265. 265.
    >The disgust doesn't end there because then Axel falls from the sky, destroying whatever was left
  266. 266.
    >"Haha, janitors and mods can't stop the power of justice!"
  267. 267.
    "What the hell Axel?!"
  268. 268.
    >"What Mr. Normal? I came back home"
  269. 269.
    "Home?"
  270. 270.
    >"Justice can rest his head wherever it wants"
  271. 271.
    "Let me guess, Sophie has guests"
  272. 272.
    >A small tear runs his cheek
  273. 273.
    >"The guys at fingerbang really like the background girls"
  274. 274.
    "Oh, sorry. Well, I can't speak neither. I had nowhere to go too"
  275. 275.
    >"Neither a hotel?"
  276. 276.
    "Scruffy took my greens"
  277. 277.
    >"Oh. What a sad encounter of misfortunated events"
  278. 278.
    "It's ok. Do you have a few extra matresses?"
  279. 279.
    >"Yes, let me get them"
  280. 280.
    >A moment later, you made a simple soft place to rest
  281. 281.
    >While he sleeps, you look at the sky
  282. 282.
    >A lot of things changed, there's a small bunch of people who remembers you
  283. 283.
    >Maybe they can help you out

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