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>finish your meal
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>rub at the spot Eris licked
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"Hey, I'm not gonna start growing scales there or anything, right?"
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>Eris peers at you
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>rubs her chin
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>"Naaahh, I'll wait 'til the novelty of a monkey-"
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"Human."
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>"-wears off on everypony. THEN I might start playing with that."
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>she smirks
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>"Y'know, unless I get bored and change my mind. But no, your skin will stay skin for now."
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>edge away from her
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>suddenly yawn
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>geez, it's been a long day of walking, hasn't it
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"Say, Eris, where am I sleeping here?"
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>glance out the kitchen door to the non-Euclidean hallway
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"Or rather, how do I get there?"
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>"Take a left, knock twice on the second door on your right, and then take the fourth door on your left."
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>repeat her instructions to yourself
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"Kinda complicated, isn't it?"
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>"Nah, you don't even need a slide rule or a wheel of cheddar."
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>open your mouth to say something
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>decide against it
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>take a deep breath
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>left out the door
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>second door on your right
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>knock, knock
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>then one, two, three...
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>four? Or did she say five?
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>glance down the way you came
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>there's no hallway
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>you're next to the front door
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>welp
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>push the door open
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>Eris startles back
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>as do you, on seeing her
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>she's quite large
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>as is the kitchen around her...
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>and the kitchen floor is so far away
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>poke your head in (carefully) and look to the side
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>you... opened a cupboard?
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>"Your other left, Anon. Turn around."
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>nod, pull the door closed behind you
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>turn around
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>see a green door labeled "Anon"
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>surely that wasn't there before
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>open carefully
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>it looks...
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>very normal
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>unassuming dresser with a standard, non-funhouse mirror
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>nondescript, queen-sized bed
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>or, considering what Eris told you of this place, princess-sized?
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>step inside
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>reflexively reach for a lightswitch
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>lanterns light up with magical flames
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>"Not bad, eh?"
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>Eris glides into the room and pirouettes to a stop
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>she's only slightly taller than you, back to her usual height
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>or maybe you're the one who'd changed
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"Yeah, this is great, thanks! I'm just surprised it's not more..."
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>open a drawer
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>empty
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>until Eris pulls herself out of it
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>"Chaotic? Yeah, well, most ponies need a good night's sleep to properly appreciate some good nonsense. So, a disgustingly normal, orderly bedroom for guests."
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>scampers around you and encircles your body
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>like some mismatched furry, scaly, feathery snake
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>grins and sweeps her avian arm out in front of you both
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>"But just say the word, and I'll fill the room with beautiful chaos! More chaos than you can handle!"
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