Anon x Eris WIP


                                            >finish your meal

                                            >rub at the spot Eris licked

                                            "Hey, I'm not gonna start growing scales there or anything, right?"

                                            >Eris peers at you

                                            >rubs her chin

                                            >"Naaahh, I'll wait 'til the novelty of a monkey-"

                                            "Human."

                                            >"-wears off on everypony. THEN I might start playing with that."

                                            >she smirks

                                            >"Y'know, unless I get bored and change my mind. But no, your skin will stay skin for now."

                                            >edge away from her

                                            >suddenly yawn

                                            >geez, it's been a long day of walking, hasn't it

                                            "Say, Eris, where am I sleeping here?"

                                            >glance out the kitchen door to the non-Euclidean hallway

                                            "Or rather, how do I get there?"

                                            >"Take a left, knock twice on the second door on your right, and then take the fourth door on your left."

                                            >repeat her instructions to yourself

                                            "Kinda complicated, isn't it?"

                                            >"Nah, you don't even need a slide rule or a wheel of cheddar."

                                            >open your mouth to say something

                                            >decide against it

                                            >take a deep breath

                                            >left out the door

                                            >second door on your right

                                            >knock, knock

                                            >then one, two, three...

                                            >four? Or did she say five?

                                            >glance down the way you came

                                            >there's no hallway

                                            >you're next to the front door

                                            >welp

                                            >push the door open

                                            >Eris startles back

                                            >as do you, on seeing her

                                            >she's quite large

                                            >as is the kitchen around her...

                                            >and the kitchen floor is so far away

                                            >poke your head in (carefully) and look to the side

                                            >you... opened a cupboard?

                                            >"Your other left, Anon. Turn around."

                                            >nod, pull the door closed behind you

                                            >turn around

                                            >see a green door labeled "Anon"

                                            >surely that wasn't there before

                                            >open carefully

                                            >it looks...

                                            >very normal

                                            >unassuming dresser with a standard, non-funhouse mirror

                                            >nondescript, queen-sized bed

                                            >or, considering what Eris told you of this place, princess-sized?

                                            >step inside

                                            >reflexively reach for a lightswitch

                                            >lanterns light up with magical flames

                                            >"Not bad, eh?"

                                            >Eris glides into the room and pirouettes to a stop

                                            >she's only slightly taller than you, back to her usual height

                                            >or maybe you're the one who'd changed

                                            "Yeah, this is great, thanks! I'm just surprised it's not more..."

                                            >open a drawer

                                            >empty

                                            >until Eris pulls herself out of it

                                            >"Chaotic? Yeah, well, most ponies need a good night's sleep to properly appreciate some good nonsense. So, a disgustingly normal, orderly bedroom for guests."

                                            >scampers around you and encircles your body

                                            >like some mismatched furry, scaly, feathery snake

                                            >grins and sweeps her avian arm out in front of you both

                                            >"But just say the word, and I'll fill the room with beautiful chaos! More chaos than you can handle!"