[SFW] Normal North and Nolan Norman - The weekend

- Please read both Norman and Nolan's day first for context -


>Be Norman
>Weekend has arrived, so that means parties
>As you heard, the Saints love parties, so the guys must be ready any minute
>You open the door, and you see a man behind it
>"Good morning Mr. North, we need to start right away with your training"
"Training? No way. Weekends means parties"
>"Good to see a young Saint living like the boss, but for now, you need to be ready when shit hits the fan. We must go to the dojo"
"Awww, bummer"
>"Don't blame me, blame your dad"
>The man walk aways while you check Nolan's wardrobe. He must have some training clothes

--+--

>Be Nolan
>It's saturday, so maybe you should train some of the Saints's moves
>But to be honest, you don't feel like doing something
>The lack of family at your house hit you hard yesterday
>You know the deal was the whole weekend, but you won't be able to take it
>Maybe Norman won't be so mad if you let him pass the day in the manor and call him during the afternoon
>You open the door, and smell pancakes
>Her mother must've made them
>You go downstairs, and see Twilight and Norman's mom
>"Norman, look! Your mom taught me how to make pancakes with my human hands"
"That's... That's good Purple"
>Both girls look really happy
>Damn, you hope the time passes faster so you can go to your crib before people knows you aren't Norman


>Be Norman
>the training is insane
>You just started the day, and you had to almost fight just to pass the first hour
>"Now young North, we are going to the next exercise"
"Can I... *wheeze*... take a break?"
>"Next hour. Now, to the next move: this is perfect against female enemies"
"What's does that-"
>Before you finish, he grabs your hand and makes you touch his balls
"WHAT TH-"
>Again, before you finish, he grabs your arm, twist it, kicks your leg making you lose your balance, and grabs your neck dropping you
>"You are dead. Be more awake next time"
"Ugh... got it"
>*WHAM**WHAM*...*WHAM**WHAM*
"Uh? What's with the alarm?"
"Young North, prepare yourself. One of the OGs is in danger"
>The house's workers left everything they were doing and started to grab guns and bulletproof vests
>Before you got anything to say, you had a vest and an AK
"Wait! I never had to fight!"
>"We know, but now we are the only team nearby. The target is moving in a steel safe"
"Can we just.... catch them in the move?"
>"Too late. He is in Tartarus's Maximun Security Facility already. We need to get inside and recover the target"
>Oh fuck, you are dead
>Nolan, I need your help now!

"Purple, these pancakes are really good"
>"Thanks Norman! I actually was scared because I never made pancakes without magic"
>Everyone share a laugh in the house
>*Riiiing*...*Riiiing*
>Your "father" goes to the living
>>"Normal residence, Mr. Normal speaking"
>...
>>"What? And how many are going?"
>...
>>"Fine. I'm on my way"
>He hangs up the phone
>>>"What happened dear?"
>>"The Saints. Our man inside said they are going to go inside the prison and get *him*"
>>>"Oh heavens. Dear, you can't-"
>>"I'll be okay. The guys will cover me too"
>Mrs. Normal hugs her husband
>>>"But what if-?"
>>"Shhhh... I know, and I will comeback"
>He takes his keys and leaves the house
"Mom, what's happening?"
>>"Your father is... he is going to... Saints..."
>A cold shudder runs down your spine
>She walks away crying
>"Norman, what is going on?"
"I think I know, but if my guess is right, I am in deep shit"

"Fuck! Norman doesn't answer!"
>"What are you going to do?"
"I guess I'll start with the beginning, but I'll make another call first"
>After a short time, Tim comes to Norman's
>>"Boss, I came as fast as I- Norman? This isn't funny!"
>You remove your wig
"No time to explain Tim. Tartarus's Prison"
>He is shocked, but as a good soldier starts driving
>>"What the fuck boss?"
"An agreement with Norman, but I never though problems will came"
>>"And where he is now?"
"With his luck, in an armored car acting like a turret and ram his way inside the prison"
>>"Shit, talk about doomed"
"This car has any heat?"
>>"iI the back. Some M4's and a few mags"
"Armor?"
>>"None"
"So, guns-blazin' with high chance of getting shot. Great"
>>"Boss, I'm sorry but you shouldn't change your dangerous lifestyle in the first place"
"Whatever, we are getting Norman out. I won't let that family crush"
>>"Crush?"
"Officer N is there too. If things get really ugly, he won't walk away"
>>"It's already ugly. Our team is in the prison"
"More reasons to go faster!"
>You step harder on the gas. You have to make it in time

>Be norman, inside an armored car
"Are you guys sure this is the only way?!"
>"Yeah! The guards have watch towers with RPGs! And the underground is reinforced with 30 plates of 1' inch titanium!"
"So why the main gate?!"
>"They change the door after 1 decade! Today is the day! We only have one chance!"
>You see through the small window
>The big gates are being removed, leaving a very open entrance
"I think I have an idea"
Everyone: "WHAT?!"
"My... uh... friend! His father is a cop and he was given a tour through the prison. They will have a hard time trying to get our big guy inside!"
>They look at you incredibly
"If he just arrived in a big container, he probably is still in the loading bay!"
>Pleaseworkpleaseworkpleasework
>"Yes, it makes sense"
>"He just arrived a couple of minutes, and he is quite big"
>"It could lower the body count"
>"Okay boss, we'll go into the bay. Now the thing is trying to get the guy out"
>You can't believe it, it work!
>"The main issue is open the bay"
"I think I can handle that. We just have to avoid gunfire"
>"Impossible"
"What?! Why?"
>"We are going in!"
>The car crashes, and the alarm goes out
>"MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!"

>You are Nolan
>And you just arrived to see the car crashing inside
"Fuck! Tim, get the guns"
>"Alright boss"
>Both of you take the rifles and take down 4 guards outside
"That'll give us some time. We need to get Norman out"
>"Don't forget-"
"I know! Norman must know this prison"
>You and Tim go inside, and see 4 Saints fighting against the guards
>One is covering scared
"Norman!"
>>"Nolan! Thank you God!"
>The Saints turn around and see you
>"Boss?!"
>"What the Hell?!"
>"He has a twin?!"
>Tim and you take cover
"Norman, we need to get our man out now!"
>>"Yes! He must be at the bay. The control panel is next room!"
"I'll cover you"
>>"Fuck you! I'm not going out!"
"If we don't get out, we are dead! Take me to the control panel!"
>>"Fine!"
>You and Norman run next door, leaving the crew behind

"Hey norm, you have a nice family"
>"Nolan, it's not the time"
"Whatever, I just wanted to get that out in case we don't make it"
>"Don't say that!"
"Yeah, yeah. You found the swith?"
>"Wait... here!"
>Another alarm goes off, opening the loading bay
>Inside, a giant steel safe is guarded by a few cops
>The Saints attack without mercy
"Fuck! I forgot!"
>"What did you forgot?"
>You run as fast as you can, and check the officers
>Norman's dad was there, but all the cops were only unconcious
>Thank God for bulletproof vests
>"Nolan, what-?"
"Don't be scared, he only passed out. He's breathing"
>>"Boss, we have to hurry. Move away"
>You ask Norman to help you with his dad, and retreat
"Don't worry man, I'll be back quickly"

>Be Norman
>you are somewhat relieved your father is alive, but now everything is crazy
>You hide your father, and go back with the Saints
>"Norman, are you okay?"
"Yeah... I left my dad in a safe place"
>"I understand if you step back. I'll help you to get out of jail"
"Nah, I don't want to leave my dad, but he wouldn't be happy if he knows I was with you on the attack"
>"I see"
>>>"Clear!"
>The Saints open the safe
>A giant human is inside?!
>"Uncle Oleg!"
>>"Aquiles!"
>Uncle?!
"Waitwaitwait... That man is your... uncle?"
>Nolan hugs the giant
>"Sort off. He took care of me when I was a little boy"
>>"You weren't little Aquiles. You were a titan in training, and now, look at you"
>They keep hugging for a little while
"Uhhhh, Nolan? We are still in jail"
>"Oh shit, right! Uncle, we need your help"
>>"Everyone behind me, we just need a car"

>The giant shrugged off all the bullets of the guards when he was running to a pick-up truck
>Some Saints get inside a cop car, Nolan and you get into the truck with Tim
>"Tim get us out of here!"
>>"On it boss!"
>Some cop cars are following the truck
"Fuck!"
>"Norman, do something!"
"I don't know what to do!"
>>"Shot at them!"
"What?! No!"
>"Tim told me you have a few rounds! Do it now!"
"Goddammit Nolan!"
>You take the M4 and shot to the tires
>One car got hit, and drives away blocking the other cop cars
"Hit'em!"
>"Great! Tim, get us somewhere safe!"
>>"The closest safehouse is 2 miles away"
>"Hit the gas then!"
>He goes faster

>After a while, the truck stops in front of a warehouse
>Nolan speaks with the giant, and both go inside
>A small time later, he comes back with different clothes
>"Hey"
"So... thanks for saving me and not kill my dad"
>"No, I don't deserve it. I put your life at risk, and my crew almost took out your father"
"But it's good the Saints don't use piercing ammo"
>"I guess..."
>*Ring*...*Ring*
"Hello?.... Yeah, I'm fine... No, I'm not at home. With a friend... I'll let her know"
>"Your dad?"
"Yeah. He is fine, he'll be back tomorrow"
>"Good... Uh, Norman?"
"Hm?"
>"I know it's kind of out, but can you speak with Twilight? I think she'll say it better than myself. Ask her about my request"
"Will do, and Nolan..."
>"Yes?"
"Hang out with Tim more time. He was happy when he told me about his family"
>"I'll keep it in mind. See you at school"
>you hug your friend, and wave goodbye
"Holla at your uncle for me"


Epilogue
>At school
>Life is shit, but you guess you can't really complain
>"Walk in another man's shoes" has a new meaning to you now
>Speaking of that
>"Hey norm"
"Hey nol"
>"So, you talked with Twilight"
"Yup, Purple told me a few things, and your request"
>"If it's too much, I understand"
"Nah, it's okay. Your people really gives you the cold shoulder"
>"Thanks... How's your dad?"
"Fine. He only got hit, but no wound. Mom was very happy when he cameback"
>"Good, I'll talk to you later"
"Fine, but do it soon. Don't be an stranger with your family"
>With a smile on his face, he goes away
"He is a good kid"
>>"Norman"
>Fuck
"Shimmer"
>>"I have a request"
"No"
>She grabs you by the balls
>>"I said-"
"NO!"
>You repeat the same moves Nolan's master did, but instead of throwing her to the ground, you shove her inside your locker
>>"What?! Norman, get me out of here!"
"Oh, really? It's not like we have an important exam so we don't spend 2 weeks helping Proffesor Doodle with the History's subject program"
>>"Norman you are dead!"
"I know, but hey: 2 weeks"
>You leave Sunset alone