[SFW] Normal North and Nolan Norman - The weekend


                                            - Please read both Norman and Nolan's day first for context -


                                            >Be Norman

                                            >Weekend has arrived, so that means parties

                                            >As you heard, the Saints love parties, so the guys must be ready any minute

                                            >You open the door, and you see a man behind it

                                            >"Good morning Mr. North, we need to start right away with your training"

                                            "Training? No way. Weekends means parties"

                                            >"Good to see a young Saint living like the boss, but for now, you need to be ready when shit hits the fan. We must go to the dojo"

                                            "Awww, bummer"

                                            >"Don't blame me, blame your dad"

                                            >The man walk aways while you check Nolan's wardrobe. He must have some training clothes


                                            --+--


                                            >Be Nolan

                                            >It's saturday, so maybe you should train some of the Saints's moves

                                            >But to be honest, you don't feel like doing something

                                            >The lack of family at your house hit you hard yesterday

                                            >You know the deal was the whole weekend, but you won't be able to take it

                                            >Maybe Norman won't be so mad if you let him pass the day in the manor and call him during the afternoon

                                            >You open the door, and smell pancakes

                                            >Her mother must've made them

                                            >You go downstairs, and see Twilight and Norman's mom

                                            >"Norman, look! Your mom taught me how to make pancakes with my human hands"

                                            "That's... That's good Purple"

                                            >Both girls look really happy

                                            >Damn, you hope the time passes faster so you can go to your crib before people knows you aren't Norman


                                            >Be Norman

                                            >the training is insane

                                            >You just started the day, and you had to almost fight just to pass the first hour

                                            >"Now young North, we are going to the next exercise"

                                            "Can I... *wheeze*... take a break?"

                                            >"Next hour. Now, to the next move: this is perfect against female enemies"

                                            "What's does that-"

                                            >Before you finish, he grabs your hand and makes you touch his balls

                                            "WHAT TH-"

                                            >Again, before you finish, he grabs your arm, twist it, kicks your leg making you lose your balance, and grabs your neck dropping you

                                            >"You are dead. Be more awake next time"

                                            "Ugh... got it"

                                            >*WHAM**WHAM*...*WHAM**WHAM*

                                            "Uh? What's with the alarm?"

                                            "Young North, prepare yourself. One of the OGs is in danger"

                                            >The house's workers left everything they were doing and started to grab guns and bulletproof vests

                                            >Before you got anything to say, you had a vest and an AK

                                            "Wait! I never had to fight!"

                                            >"We know, but now we are the only team nearby. The target is moving in a steel safe"

                                            "Can we just.... catch them in the move?"

                                            >"Too late. He is in Tartarus's Maximun Security Facility already. We need to get inside and recover the target"

                                            >Oh fuck, you are dead

                                            >Nolan, I need your help now!


                                            "Purple, these pancakes are really good"

                                            >"Thanks Norman! I actually was scared because I never made pancakes without magic"

                                            >Everyone share a laugh in the house

                                            >*Riiiing*...*Riiiing*

                                            >Your "father" goes to the living

                                            >>"Normal residence, Mr. Normal speaking"

                                            >...

                                            >>"What? And how many are going?"

                                            >...

                                            >>"Fine. I'm on my way"

                                            >He hangs up the phone

                                            >>>"What happened dear?"

                                            >>"The Saints. Our man inside said they are going to go inside the prison and get *him*"

                                            >>>"Oh heavens. Dear, you can't-"

                                            >>"I'll be okay. The guys will cover me too"

                                            >Mrs. Normal hugs her husband

                                            >>>"But what if-?"

                                            >>"Shhhh... I know, and I will comeback"

                                            >He takes his keys and leaves the house

                                            "Mom, what's happening?"

                                            >>"Your father is... he is going to... Saints..."

                                            >A cold shudder runs down your spine

                                            >She walks away crying

                                            >"Norman, what is going on?"

                                            "I think I know, but if my guess is right, I am in deep shit"


                                            "Fuck! Norman doesn't answer!"

                                            >"What are you going to do?"

                                            "I guess I'll start with the beginning, but I'll make another call first"

                                            >After a short time, Tim comes to Norman's

                                            >>"Boss, I came as fast as I- Norman? This isn't funny!"

                                            >You remove your wig

                                            "No time to explain Tim. Tartarus's Prison"

                                            >He is shocked, but as a good soldier starts driving

                                            >>"What the fuck boss?"

                                            "An agreement with Norman, but I never though problems will came"

                                            >>"And where he is now?"

                                            "With his luck, in an armored car acting like a turret and ram his way inside the prison"

                                            >>"Shit, talk about doomed"

                                            "This car has any heat?"

                                            >>"iI the back. Some M4's and a few mags"

                                            "Armor?"

                                            >>"None"

                                            "So, guns-blazin' with high chance of getting shot. Great"

                                            >>"Boss, I'm sorry but you shouldn't change your dangerous lifestyle in the first place"

                                            "Whatever, we are getting Norman out. I won't let that family crush"

                                            >>"Crush?"

                                            "Officer N is there too. If things get really ugly, he won't walk away"

                                            >>"It's already ugly. Our team is in the prison"

                                            "More reasons to go faster!"

                                            >You step harder on the gas. You have to make it in time


                                            >Be norman, inside an armored car

                                            "Are you guys sure this is the only way?!"

                                            >"Yeah! The guards have watch towers with RPGs! And the underground is reinforced with 30 plates of 1' inch titanium!"

                                            "So why the main gate?!"

                                            >"They change the door after 1 decade! Today is the day! We only have one chance!"

                                            >You see through the small window

                                            >The big gates are being removed, leaving a very open entrance

                                            "I think I have an idea"

                                            Everyone: "WHAT?!"

                                            "My... uh... friend! His father is a cop and he was given a tour through the prison. They will have a hard time trying to get our big guy inside!"

                                            >They look at you incredibly

                                            "If he just arrived in a big container, he probably is still in the loading bay!"

                                            >Pleaseworkpleaseworkpleasework

                                            >"Yes, it makes sense"

                                            >"He just arrived a couple of minutes, and he is quite big"

                                            >"It could lower the body count"

                                            >"Okay boss, we'll go into the bay. Now the thing is trying to get the guy out"

                                            >You can't believe it, it work!

                                            >"The main issue is open the bay"

                                            "I think I can handle that. We just have to avoid gunfire"

                                            >"Impossible"

                                            "What?! Why?"

                                            >"We are going in!"

                                            >The car crashes, and the alarm goes out

                                            >"MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!"


                                            >You are Nolan

                                            >And you just arrived to see the car crashing inside

                                            "Fuck! Tim, get the guns"

                                            >"Alright boss"

                                            >Both of you take the rifles and take down 4 guards outside

                                            "That'll give us some time. We need to get Norman out"

                                            >"Don't forget-"

                                            "I know! Norman must know this prison"

                                            >You and Tim go inside, and see 4 Saints fighting against the guards

                                            >One is covering scared

                                            "Norman!"

                                            >>"Nolan! Thank you God!"

                                            >The Saints turn around and see you

                                            >"Boss?!"

                                            >"What the Hell?!"

                                            >"He has a twin?!"

                                            >Tim and you take cover

                                            "Norman, we need to get our man out now!"

                                            >>"Yes! He must be at the bay. The control panel is next room!"

                                            "I'll cover you"

                                            >>"Fuck you! I'm not going out!"

                                            "If we don't get out, we are dead! Take me to the control panel!"

                                            >>"Fine!"

                                            >You and Norman run next door, leaving the crew behind


                                            "Hey norm, you have a nice family"

                                            >"Nolan, it's not the time"

                                            "Whatever, I just wanted to get that out in case we don't make it"

                                            >"Don't say that!"

                                            "Yeah, yeah. You found the swith?"

                                            >"Wait... here!"

                                            >Another alarm goes off, opening the loading bay

                                            >Inside, a giant steel safe is guarded by a few cops

                                            >The Saints attack without mercy

                                            "Fuck! I forgot!"

                                            >"What did you forgot?"

                                            >You run as fast as you can, and check the officers

                                            >Norman's dad was there, but all the cops were only unconcious

                                            >Thank God for bulletproof vests

                                            >"Nolan, what-?"

                                            "Don't be scared, he only passed out. He's breathing"

                                            >>"Boss, we have to hurry. Move away"

                                            >You ask Norman to help you with his dad, and retreat

                                            "Don't worry man, I'll be back quickly"


                                            >Be Norman

                                            >you are somewhat relieved your father is alive, but now everything is crazy

                                            >You hide your father, and go back with the Saints

                                            >"Norman, are you okay?"

                                            "Yeah... I left my dad in a safe place"

                                            >"I understand if you step back. I'll help you to get out of jail"

                                            "Nah, I don't want to leave my dad, but he wouldn't be happy if he knows I was with you on the attack"

                                            >"I see"

                                            >>>"Clear!"

                                            >The Saints open the safe

                                            >A giant human is inside?!

                                            >"Uncle Oleg!"

                                            >>"Aquiles!"

                                            >Uncle?!

                                            "Waitwaitwait... That man is your... uncle?"

                                            >Nolan hugs the giant

                                            >"Sort off. He took care of me when I was a little boy"

                                            >>"You weren't little Aquiles. You were a titan in training, and now, look at you"

                                            >They keep hugging for a little while

                                            "Uhhhh, Nolan? We are still in jail"

                                            >"Oh shit, right! Uncle, we need your help"

                                            >>"Everyone behind me, we just need a car"


                                            >The giant shrugged off all the bullets of the guards when he was running to a pick-up truck

                                            >Some Saints get inside a cop car, Nolan and you get into the truck with Tim

                                            >"Tim get us out of here!"

                                            >>"On it boss!"

                                            >Some cop cars are following the truck

                                            "Fuck!"

                                            >"Norman, do something!"

                                            "I don't know what to do!"

                                            >>"Shot at them!"

                                            "What?! No!"

                                            >"Tim told me you have a few rounds! Do it now!"

                                            "Goddammit Nolan!"

                                            >You take the M4 and shot to the tires

                                            >One car got hit, and drives away blocking the other cop cars

                                            "Hit'em!"

                                            >"Great! Tim, get us somewhere safe!"

                                            >>"The closest safehouse is 2 miles away"

                                            >"Hit the gas then!"

                                            >He goes faster


                                            >After a while, the truck stops in front of a warehouse

                                            >Nolan speaks with the giant, and both go inside

                                            >A small time later, he comes back with different clothes

                                            >"Hey"

                                            "So... thanks for saving me and not kill my dad"

                                            >"No, I don't deserve it. I put your life at risk, and my crew almost took out your father"

                                            "But it's good the Saints don't use piercing ammo"

                                            >"I guess..."

                                            >*Ring*...*Ring*

                                            "Hello?.... Yeah, I'm fine... No, I'm not at home. With a friend... I'll let her know"

                                            >"Your dad?"

                                            "Yeah. He is fine, he'll be back tomorrow"

                                            >"Good... Uh, Norman?"

                                            "Hm?"

                                            >"I know it's kind of out, but can you speak with Twilight? I think she'll say it better than myself. Ask her about my request"

                                            "Will do, and Nolan..."

                                            >"Yes?"

                                            "Hang out with Tim more time. He was happy when he told me about his family"

                                            >"I'll keep it in mind. See you at school"

                                            >you hug your friend, and wave goodbye

                                            "Holla at your uncle for me"


                                            Epilogue

                                            >At school

                                            >Life is shit, but you guess you can't really complain

                                            >"Walk in another man's shoes" has a new meaning to you now

                                            >Speaking of that

                                            >"Hey norm"

                                            "Hey nol"

                                            >"So, you talked with Twilight"

                                            "Yup, Purple told me a few things, and your request"

                                            >"If it's too much, I understand"

                                            "Nah, it's okay. Your people really gives you the cold shoulder"

                                            >"Thanks... How's your dad?"

                                            "Fine. He only got hit, but no wound. Mom was very happy when he cameback"

                                            >"Good, I'll talk to you later"

                                            "Fine, but do it soon. Don't be an stranger with your family"

                                            >With a smile on his face, he goes away

                                            "He is a good kid"

                                            >>"Norman"

                                            >Fuck

                                            "Shimmer"

                                            >>"I have a request"

                                            "No"

                                            >She grabs you by the balls

                                            >>"I said-"

                                            "NO!"

                                            >You repeat the same moves Nolan's master did, but instead of throwing her to the ground, you shove her inside your locker

                                            >>"What?! Norman, get me out of here!"

                                            "Oh, really? It's not like we have an important exam so we don't spend 2 weeks helping Proffesor Doodle with the History's subject program"

                                            >>"Norman you are dead!"

                                            "I know, but hey: 2 weeks"

                                            >You leave Sunset alone