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>be anon's roommate
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>go to the fridge for some pickles
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>severedhead.png
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"Hi anon!... Oh, it's YOU. Bitch ass faggot nigger retard, you want to use the fridge? Why don't you fucking kill yourself."
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>have had to put up with this bullshit for three weeks
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>finally decide to confront anon
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>be anon 4 weeks ago
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>ordered extra large fluttershy from ebay
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>should have checked url more closely
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>some assembly required
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>they are shipping the body parts in separate installments
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>stitches not included
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>wait 5 days
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>legs arrive from eswatini
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>to keep them from decaying you put them in the fridge
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wait 2 days
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>head arrives
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>it's not fluttershy's head
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>the eyes ar
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"Hey hey hey! Whazzzzzzzzup!?"
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>?
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"I'm buttershy, what's your name?"
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>"Uh, I'm anon"
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>never seen a tal
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"Anon! Anon anon anon!"
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>"can you please sto..."
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"YO WHAZZZZZZUP!? Want to hear a joke? How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?"
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>"quiet down a lit..."
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"They can't! They are UNION ELECTRICIONS! HA HA! Get it?"
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>take some fabric and gag buttershy
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>the muffled mumbling is still obnoxious but at least now you have time to process what is going on
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>it's definitely not fluttershy's head
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>the eyes are sharp and bold looking
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>there are cutie marks on her cheeks
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>one of the ears is missing
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>her coat is an off shade
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>her mane is red instead of pink
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>she sees that you are relaxed and relaxes a little herself
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>take off the gag
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"I'm sorry anon, I have a way of getting too exited when I see someone new"
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>feel sorry for her
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>"It's OK Buttershy, I have my own problems that lead me here too. We could help each other to solve them"
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"Thank you anon, nopony understood me before, they always hated me because I am annoying"
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>notice that she is crying
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>reach out to embrace her
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"Thank you"
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>she feels better in your arms
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>"I already got your legs in the mail, but they have not shipped me the torso yet so I can't put you together. In the meantime you can live in my fridge"
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>tendermoment.mp3
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>your roommate bursts in and sees you holding buttershy's head
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>the fucking loser
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>when you told him that fluttershy is the best pony he called you stupid and said that rarity is better
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>he starts screaming at you about being a moron for ordering a bootleg from eswatini
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>3 weeks pass
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>the torso is lost in shipping
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>you will never be able to assemble buttershy
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>you are almost ready to comit suicide because life is not worth living
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>suddenly your roommate bursts in
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>he is screaming autistically about how he can't stand getting insulted by the severed head in the fridge
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>"But we can't remove her from the fridge! If we did that it would kill her!"
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>wait a sec
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>kill
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>kill two birds with one stone
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>kill your asshole roommate
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>harvest a healthy torso for buttershy
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"If you don't take her head out of my fridge, I will do it myself!"
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>"Fuck you you cuck shithead nigger kike I'd rather just fucking kill you because you suck"
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"You can't do that! I have a lawyer! My estate will sue you! Blah blah blah!"
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>gunshot.mp3
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>your roommate is dead
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>go to work removing unnecessary limbs
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>save higher quality cuts for bbq
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>throw away the rest
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>sew on buttershy's legs and head
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>imperfect though she may be she is finally able to move around
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"Oh, thank you so much anon! Hey hey hey! Whazzzzz..."
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>"Shhh"
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"Oh, sorry, got a little carried away there"
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>still offput by the human torso
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>it's only temporary
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>resolve to harvest a real pony torso so that buttershy can reach final form
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>be buttershy
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>anon has given you a torso so you can move
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>anon seems very concerned with getting you a better torso
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>anon works tirelessly to make money
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>anon is very nice to you
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>many days have passed like this
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>you hear knocking on the door
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"Detroit Police Department, open up!"
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>be anon
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>copperfags are knocking on your door
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>buttershy does not know what is going on
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>tell her that she needs to go with what you say
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>she seems concerned with the urgency of your tone
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>"Come in officers, make yourself at home"
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>the police enter
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"We are here because your roommate, Richard C. Mann, has not attended his job in a month. Do you have information pertaining to his whereabouts?"
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>the officers notice buttershy
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"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? Anon, you are under arrest!"
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>"Hold on officer, I can explain!"
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"You can explain it to Tyrone in the shower when your behind bars!"
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>"I will call the rest of the LGBTQICWOQHWICPFAPCWBQIUQWIUCIQI+ community if you do this! You will pay!"
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>The cops stand like statues and listen
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>"My roommate is an otherkin and asked me to convert him in to a female pony, his true identity. If you arrest me, my people will burn the city down"
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>The cops move out of the room
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>you can make out their discussion
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"We can't just let him get away with this"
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"But if we arrest him, we will lose our jobs. You know the political climate out there!"
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>one of the cops lets out a deep sigh and there are a few moments of silence
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"Fine, we will let him go. I can't believe what our department has become"
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>the cops enter the room
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>buttershy tells them that she is happier being a pony
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>the one cop looks like he is going to lose it
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>the other quickly tries to resolve the situation so it won't go further
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"We were sent here to find Richard C. Mann, and it appears that all is well. Just let me write this down, and we will be on our way"
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>a few tense moments pass
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>the cops leave
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>you have already saved enough money to purchase a real fluttershy and ordered her
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>she is set to arrive tomorrow
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>be fluttershy
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>someone opens the top of your box
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>cower away in the corner
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"Hi Fluttershy, my name is anon"
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"Hey hey hey, whaaaaazzzup!?"
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>your heart stops for a sew seconds
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>you see a grotesque version of yourself with horribly off facial features grafted onto a human torso
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>you want to die
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>anon picks you up
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"This is my friend Buttershy, she needs a new body"
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>you are too paralyzed with fear to run
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"Don't worry, you only need to host her head, I won't remove yours"
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>"Bu-but... why? I'm the real Fluttershy, not that... thing. Why are you doing this?"
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"Because... BECAUSE I LOVE HER! And I love you too, and I need you both!"
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>anon ties you down to the counter
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>anon removes buttershy's head which stays alive
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>how can she survive without a body?
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>anon is stitching her head on next to yours
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>anon has disconnected your brainstem and transferred control to buttershy
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>your body moves without input from you
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>your heart still beats
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>you still breathe
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>buttershy is in control
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>anon unties you
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>you stand and step off the counter
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>anon looks delighted
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"Now that you both have one body, I shall call you Flutterbutter"
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>"But... it's not my body anymore..."
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>anon looks sad
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"I could add a switch so that either brainstem can be connected at any given time"
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>you don't have much choice
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>at least now your freedom won't be completely removed
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>be anon
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>got the parts to make a brainstem switch
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>fluttershy is much happier after you install it
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>fluttershy even seems to be taking a liking to you
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>must be stockholm syndrome
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>after you give fluttershy's head control she comes closer to you
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>snuggle flutterbutter
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>she is imperfect
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>you would not want her any other way
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"Anon, I love you, but it's hard having two heads"
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"I'm just so... shy, and Buttershy is so extroverted, it's awkward having to meet people with her in control of my body"
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>comfort her by rubbing your head on her neck
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>"Now now Fluttershy, Buttershy is a very nice pony, she means well and does not want to make you uncomfortable, she just can't help it"
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"Yes Fluttershy, I am sorry that I can get overexcited... it's what makes life hard for me"
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"Well, life is hard for me for the opposite reason. I just... can't talk when I meet new people"
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>"Flutterbutter, I hope both of you can come to terms with these things. For now let's celebrate the brain switch, I got some alphalpha!"
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>go to the kitchen
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>flutterbutter's heads are talking and getting to know each other better
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>it's cute seeing both of the mares you love getting along
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>warm up some water for the alphalpha
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>throw in some pepermints too
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>cook yourself some prime cuts of your roommate
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>"Alright, we got a meal!"
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>flutterbutter walks into the kitchen
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>give her the alphalpha
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>one bowl for each head
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>break out the shampagne
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>"To health!"
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"To health, yeah!"
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"To health"
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>fluttershy's head blushes
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>she really does love you too
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