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> 17. - Ponyville Part 1 >
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Anonymous found himself swimming in a sea of splendor, much like a minnow who
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had wandered into a group of hungry jellyfish. The festive and lively atmosphere
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of the Gala had little water involved, except for the way the drinks had been
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diluted. All around him stood ponies of renown and poise; ponies who moved the
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world and who enriched it with their very presence. Large fish in a very large
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pond, Elegance and refinement to the highest degree swept around him, and it was
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clear the guests took great pride in their satin gowns, silk ties, well-trimmed
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and perfectly coiffed manes and feathered hats.
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For a young man from Salt Lick, Anonymous felt horribly out of place. Armed with
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nothing more than his Celestial Crystal and his suit, he shimmied his way among
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and around the crowd, trying to figure out his place within it and his purpose
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for being there. He might as well have been invisible; no pony met his eyes or
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offered a word of greeting. All of the attendees were only interested in
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themselves and the company they were presently with. What was he supposed to do?
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Why was he here?
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Somehow he felt his heart tug in a particular direction, and he followed the
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prompting for a moment until he found a opening on the floor.
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It was there, on a dais that extended a good ten feet into the air, that he
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found the immortal and exquisite Princess of the Sun. Radiance and beauty flowed
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off of her in waves that mimicked her mane and tail, and he could feel serenity
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and balance from simply being in her presence. She stood, though there was a
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gilded throne behind her, and she observed the proceedings of the party with
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poise, grace, wisdom, and tact, but Anonymous felt an undercurrent of sorrow
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relentlessly pull him toward her.
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Eager to see if he could assist the fair Matron of Equestria, Anon began to
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navigate through the crowd again. The partygoers made the task difficult for
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him; the closer he got to her position the more ponies stood in the way. The
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words they were speaking drifted by as he moved, but they were empty and hollow
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to him. Those closer to her were abundant in praise but lacking in substance,
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and though he found that irksome he doggedly pressed on.
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After some effort, he reached the base of the dais and he looked up the narrow
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stairs to her. He saw no guards nor obstacles in between them, so he began to
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climb with zeal.
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Halfway up, though, his resolve faltered for a moment. Was he allowed up there?
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What would she think of him? Would he be called impertinent, over eager? Would
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she cast him aside, banish him from her presence because of his naivety and
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insolence?
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He shook the thoughts from his head and began again to climb. Come what may, he
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had to reach her. For some odd reason, he felt like he was the only one who
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could.
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He was most pleased to find that Celestia not only had a smile for him once he
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reached her, but a soft nose boop as well. He gave her a quick bow and then
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beamed up at her.
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“Hello, my Princess. Might I be bold enough to ask to speak with you?”
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“Yes, but on one condition.”
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He tilted his head and gave her a curious look.
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“Don’t ever bow to me again,” she said in a kind but stern tone. “We are equals,
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and I expect to be treated as such.”
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“Fair enough.” He chuckled. “What party is this?”
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“I’m not sure, but it doesn’t really matter,” she sighed, as he moved to stand
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next to her. “Over the years I’ve found there’s very little difference between
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an Officer’s Ball, the Grand Galloping Gala, or any other formal ball you could
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name. All of their Balls look alike, with a minor variation here and there.”
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He looked over the crowd with her. “And you never get to participate.”
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“I am the Princess, so thus I am the Master of all Ceremonies. I am not a
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participant in the festivities; I am simply here to observe, and to be observed
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in return. See how they are now? They want to be near me, but they don’t want to
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actually know me. It’s far better for their own personal prospects to simply
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claim closeness. Getting to know me would require more time and effort than they
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want to invest.”
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“But I am here,” Anon noted.
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“And I am most grateful you are.” She smiled brightly again. “You are one of the
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few who has made the climb to me. But now that you have, will you go back down
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to the crowd and boast of your accomplishment?”
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Anon noticed the stairway down was now unbelievably wide, and moving. All he had
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to do was step on the first step and he would be automatically taken to the
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bottom with no effort needed. He would then be in the midst of a sizeable crowd,
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and they seemed eager to talk to him now. Doubtless they would ask about the
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Princess, but he somehow knew they only wanted the information to help
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themselves.
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“No.” His answer came quickly. “I will remain here with you. A minute in your
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company is better than a day with them.”
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“Good answer.” She booped him again. “So, what should we talk about now?”
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“How about we talk about your favorite pie?”
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“Really? You want to know that?”
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“I can’t bake one for you if I don’t know what it is.”
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“Rhubarb pie,” she happily declared. “I don’t know when I started liking them
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but there’s nothing better than that.”
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“And how much sugar do you have put in them?”
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“Oh, only four or five cups usually.”
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“You have a serious sugar issue.”
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“Better than salt.”
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And from behind a pillar in the back corner, Luna smiled as the two laughed.
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“Enjoy this dream, dear sister, and may you have many more with him like this.”
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And then she quietly slipped away.
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Anon awoke shortly before dawn that morning but had no idea why. He was warm and
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comfortably snuggled into Celestia’s silky side, and her wing was wrapped snugly
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over and around him so there was no reason to be up. She was breathing softly
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and evenly through her nose, and the soft smile on her lips indicated she was
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quite content as well.
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He simply laid there and soaked in her warmth and serenity for a few moments,
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but then a question came to him. It was one that had drifted through head once
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or twice before, and one that many ponies before him had asked:
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Was Celestia’s mane made of hair or something else?
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It seemed like it was made of hair. Slowly, he reached one hand out, and he
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oh-so-delicately touched near her ears.
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“It’s hair,” she said softly, and her sleeping smile grew bigger.
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“Do you blame me for wondering?”
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“It’s one of the most frequent questions I get,” she replied. “I’ve heard some
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pretty wild theories on what other material it might be.”
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“So why does it float and wave?”
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“Magic,” she succinctly stated.
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“Har har.”
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“Hair, hair. Seriously.” She opened her eyes and looked at him. “It takes a lot
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of magic to move the sun or the moon. The ethereal nature of my mane comes from
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the amount of magic that I possess. Luna has just as much as I do.”
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“So Twilight and Cadance have less than you?”
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“For now. Eventually, their power will grow and the same thing will happen, but
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it will take some time. Even once they cross that unknown threshold, it will
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take about three months or so for it to manifest in their manes.”
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“Huh. That’s kinda interesting.”
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A brush then floated into view, and Anon gently took it in hand.
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“Would you like to help me brush it?”
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“I do believe I would.” He smiled, and her wing retracted to allow him to stand.
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Anon then stood and began brushing near the end of her mane while Celestia
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closed her eyes again and sighed in contentment.
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“You like this?” he asked.
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“It’s relaxing.”
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He kept the brushstrokes even, soft, and slow, and he found that even he felt
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soothed and relaxed with the motions. It only took him a few minutes to finish,
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but when he did he quickly put the brush aside and popped his hands onto her
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back in between her wings.
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“What are you… oooh!” she let out a squeal of delight as he began rubbing. Both
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wings flared out and then lay flat on the floor as he kept going, and after a
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minute or so Anon snickered a little.
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“You purr?”
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She purred a little louder to answer his question affirmatively. “You may keep
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doing this for as long as you like.”
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“Don’t you need to raise the sun?”
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She replied with another groan of pleasure. “It can wait. Or Luna can bring it
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up.”
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“Won’t she break out into hives?”
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“Meh. She’ll live.”
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Anon, however, didn’t think Luna would appreciate that very much, so he stopped
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and returned his hands to his sides. Celestia pouted as she pulled her wings
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back in, but then she booped him softly.
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“That was nice, thank you. I shall name you the official royal masseuse.”
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“Only for you though.”
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She smiled more. “I like that. But you are right, I should raise the sun. Then
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we can have breakfast before you head out to Ponyville.”
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“Sounds good.”
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Anon breathed in deeply as the clouds dodged and rushed by him. He was in one of
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Celestia’s carriages but with Shining Armor and Cadence instead of her, and he
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felt very lonesome despite the company. He had been secretly hoping that she
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would drop everything and come with him, but the backlog of work just couldn’t
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be ignored or pushed off anymore. After today things would be closer to normal,
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but for now he had to go without his Celly for a bit.
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“Ponyville is just up ahead, sir!” Sergeant Pokey shouted back. “We should be on
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the ground in just a minute or so!”
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Anon had wondered what Ponyville was like, and he had tried to envision it based
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on what Celestia had told him about it. Now that it was within sight, he smiled.
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Celestia had described it perfectly.
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The buildings that made up the quaint hamlet were simple but sturdy, with timber
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framed walls and thatched roofs that were neat and clean. A stately town hall
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stood in the center of the hamlet, a windmill towards the edge of town, and a
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large apple orchard just on the outskirts and across the small river. The whole
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town looked inviting and cosy, just the kind of place he would have moved to if
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he hadn’t met Celestia.
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The carriage touched down right next to the town hall, and a sizeable group of
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ponies that had gathered broke out into applause as they landed. Anon followed
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the Crystal Empire’s leaders lead, and he smiled and waved back as he
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disembarked. Twilight, Spike, and another mare with a pale, grayish-amber coat
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and gray mane were waiting for them near the entrance to the hall, but Anon was
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was a bit embarrassed to have all three of them bow to him.
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“Good morning, Your Highnesses,” the last pony offered, as they arose. “I am
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Mayor Mare, and on behalf of the citizens of Ponyville it’s my honor to welcome
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you here today.”
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“The pleasure is mine, Mayor,” Anon replied. “And I thank you for having me on
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such short notice. I’m looking forward to my visit here.”
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“Princess Cadence, Prince Shining Armor, it is a pleasure to have you back as
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well.”
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“Likewise, Mayor,” Shining replied. He then reached out, grabbed his sister, and
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pulled her into a hug. “And you! It’s good to see you again, LSBFF.”
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“You too, BBBFF. I’m glad you and Princess Cadence came with Prince Anon, and I
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bet he appreciates your help.”
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“We do for him what we would do for you, Twilight,” Cadence replied with a quick
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hug and a smile for her fellow Princess. “But, where did Anon sneak off to?”
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All the ponies on stage suddenly realized Anon wasn’t there anymore. Thankfully,
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it only took half a second to see that he had moved down into the crowd with
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Spike and he was now shaking hands and offering greetings to as many ponies as
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he could.
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“I’m sorry, Mayor,” Cadence offered. “Anonymous is still learning.”
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“Not at all! I was actually hoping he’d do this. Everypony in town was eager to
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meet him, so this couldn’t be better.”
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“Where are your friends, Twily?” Shining asked.
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“They’re helping with the last little bit of marshmallow cleanup,” Twilight
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said.
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“Do they need help?”
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“Oh, no. They’re probably finished now. This was nothing compared to the
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plunderseed vines from a couple of weeks ago.”
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“All right, if you say so.”
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“Well, once Prince Anon is done with the crowd, a light luncheon has been
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prepared at Sugarcube Corner.” Mayor Mare added. “And then I believe Twilight
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had a tour of Ponyville planned for the Prince.”
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“Mm-hmm!” Twilight affirmed, while pulling a scroll out of thin air with her
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magic. “I have an itemized and alphabetized list of all the shops and scenic
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stops in Ponyville. We’ll just follow the list and everything will be perfect!”
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“I’m sure he’ll love that,” Shining said dryly.
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“All right,” Twilight announced while producing her agenda, and Anon noticed she
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had the whole day marked out in five minute intervals, complete with bathroom
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breaks. “We’ll first go check out the local shops in town, starting with the
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Carousel Boutique. Rarity will be ecstatic to see you again, but you might end
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up leaving with a new suit.”
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“I probably need it. I don’t have much of a royal wardrobe yet.”
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Twilight smiled in a knowing way. “You’ll definitely get one then, and you’re
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going to like the way you look. I guarantee it.”
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It was a short walk to the Boutique, and Anon quite liked the external design of
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Rarity’s shop. A small bell jingled as they walked in, and Anon began glancing
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around at the various articles of clothing, trying to figure out what would go
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well with his look without clashing against Celestia.
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“Rarity!” Twilight called out. “Are you—”
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“GOOD GRACIOUS DON’T LET HIM COME IN HERE! I’M NOT DECENT!”
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Both princess and guest were tossed backward like leaves in a hurricane, passing
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through the front door and collecting a pair of guards in the process, then
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tumbling across the grass as the boutique door slammed shut. And from the
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sounds, possibly locked itself. Twice.
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“Rarity!” Twilight struggled for a moment to pull her horn out of a nearby tree.
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“That was unwarranted!”
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“The prince can’t see me yet!” echoed her voice out of the closed storefront.
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“Not until everything is just perfect! Now run along, Twilight, and I’ll send
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for you when I’m done.”
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“Mares,” said Sergeant Clover Leaf in her normal breathy contrello. “Always so
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picky about what they wear.” The guard took a moment to brush off a tuft of
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grass clinging to her armor and reached down to give Anon a hoof-up from his
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sprawled position across the walkway.
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“Oh my goodness! Are you alright, Twilight?” Fluttershy’s soft words held an
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amazing depth of concern for her friend.
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“I’m fine,” Twilight replied while rubbing the base of her horn. “Ow.”
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“Oh, good. I hate to be rude, but I need to go.”
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“Do you need any help?” Anon asked, and he and Twilight fell into step next to
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her with a smile.
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“Oh, no,” she quietly replied. “I’d hate to be a bother. Angel Bunny is just
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being a bit persnickety about his carrots again. He doesn’t like the ones I got
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yesterday.”
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“A bunny that’s a picky eater?” Anon asked.
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“Angel isn’t picky, he just has some… particular tastes is all. Once I get some
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fresh carrots everything will be fine.”
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“Oh! Maybe the Prince can help then,” Twilight replied. “He used to be a chef at
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a gourmet restaurant.”
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“Upscale,” he quickly corrected under his breath.
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“Oh, that’s okay. I wouldn’t want to be a burden, and I’m sure you have lots to
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do today.”
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“I’m pretty extra sure I could spare a minute,” Anon replied warmly. “I’d be
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delighted to help.”
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“Oh, well, okay then,” Fluttershy said happily. “The stall is just right over
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there.”
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Anon looked over the selection at the stand as soon as they arrived, and his
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smile deepened. They were quite obviously home-grown carrots, with slight zigs
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and zags and little specks of dirt still clinging to them, just perfect for
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cooking with. He began to smell, then jerked his head up and looked at
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Fluttershy.
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“Raw carrots, right? Not cooking carrots or stewing, or even for frying?”
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“Oh, yes,” said Fluttershy. “He doesn’t like them cooked.”
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“Very well.” Anon dipped his head back down and began his inspection of the rows
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of carrots.
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“Your Highness?” The stall keeper asked nervously. “Is everything—”
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He politely shushed her, his eyes closed, and his nose dropped so close that it
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was hard to tell if he was touching the produce or not. His breathing became
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deep for a moment, he gave a quick snort, and then he picked out three near the
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back of the rack.
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“These ones are the absolute best ones on the cart,” he proclaimed. He then held
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them out in his hand towards Fluttershy. “Here. Take a good long whiff.”
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“Um, okay,” she replied with obvious confusion, and then did as she’d been
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asked.
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“Can you smell it?” he eagerly asked.
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“I smell carrots,” Fluttershy offered nervously.
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“No, no. Slow down. Take a moment, clear your mind. Don’t smell the surface,
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smell deeper.”
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“Deeper?” Twilight asked.
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“Yes. A whole new world opens up when we do so. Go just a bit beyond what you
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smell at first, take a moment to truly savor it. Give the core of it a chance to
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come out, then you can tell it’s true worth and flavor. Smell them again, but
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this time reach with your senses. It sounds strange but try it. Close your eyes
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and open your mind.”
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Twilight and Fluttershy gave each other a confused look but then decided to try
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it.
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“Now, there’s a reason they use musical terms when describing food. Think of it
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like that: notes, chords, melodies. Don’t focus on the first notes of the
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carrot, smell for the background, the consonants and the countermelodies. Don’t
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listen to just the cello, listen for all the instruments.”
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The stall keeper watched in confusion as both Fluttershy and Twilight tried to
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follow Anon’s instructions. It took a couple of moments, but then Fluttershy
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opened her eyes and smiled.
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“I think I smell it,” she softly said. “It smells like rich and soft dirt.”
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“The type of dirt that has been carefully tended to and is perfect for crops,”
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Anon added knowingly.
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“I smell carrots,” Twilight said with a hint of annoyance.
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“It’s going to be harder for you,” Anon replied. “You’re very analytical, and
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it’s not so easy for an abstract concept like this to get through to such a
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mind. When you listen to music, do you feel the tone and the movement of it, or
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do you pick out individual notes, keys, time signatures and beats? It’s the same
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here. You’ll need to work harder, but also let go of more.”
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Twilight nodded, but she still looked a bit annoyed.
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“How much for the carrots, Golden Harvest?” Fluttershy asked.
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“Huh?” she replied, and she dropped the bundle of carrots she’d been sniffing.
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“Oh! Three bits should cover it.”
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Payment was made, and then Fluttershy offered a quick thank you and
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goodbye-for-now as she flew back to her cottage. Twilight then summoned her
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list, and the two struck out once more.
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“Can you really smell all that in a carrot?” she asked while they walked.
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“I can, but I have practice. If you ever tried to teach me calculus I’d probably
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never understand, no matter how simply you explained it.”
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This seemed to cheer up the Princess. “Yeah, I guess so. We all have our
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strengths, right?”
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“Right.”
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The conversation was interrupted by moaning behind them, and the group turned to
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see who or what was causing it. What they found was Pinkie Pie, who was green in
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the face and looking rather sick. Her hooves were dragging along in the dirt,
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her stomach looked oddly swollen, and she was being accompanied by three small
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fillies who looked extremely remorseful.
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“Ooh.” Pinkie groaned. “So… much… marshmallow. I can’t believe I ate the whole
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thing.”
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“You ate that?” Twilight asked in shock. “Just a minute, Anon. I need to help
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Pinkie.”
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“Please do. I can wait.”
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“Really, Pinkie, we’re super sorry about all this,” the little pegasus offered
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as Twilight rushed to her friend’s side.
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“Yeah. We didn’t know marshmallows could do that,” the earth pony with the large
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bow in her mane added.
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“It’s okay girls,” Pinkie replied with a weak wave of her hoof. “I just need a
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few minutes. Just remember that marshmallows should only be handled by -urp-
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properly trained and qualified ponies, okay?”
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“We will,” all three replied in unison.
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“Hey! Anon!”
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Anon looked around and then up, and watched as Rainbow Dash landed in front of
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him. She looked rather irate, and the two sergeants moved to be between him and
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her.
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“Relax, guys,” Rainbow said while folding her arms tightly. “I just want to ask
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Prince Anon a question.”
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“It’s okay,” Anon replied, and the loyal royal guards stepped to the side but
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still stayed focused on Rainbow. “What’s up?”
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“Why do you hate the Broncos so much?” Rainbow blurted.
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That was definitely not what Anon had expected. “What?”
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“Shining Armor tells me you’ve got something against the Broncos.”
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“I do?”
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“Yeah. He says you hate them.”
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“No, I said they stink. I never said anything about hating them.”
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“They don’t stink! They’re awesome! Back-to-back champions for five years in a
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row!”
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It took Anon a moment to process that sentence, but then he snickered a little.
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“Yes, forty-five years ago though. They haven’t won a divisional game in
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thirty-eight years.”
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“They’re just going through a rough patch, that’s all.”
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“A thirty-eight year rough patch?” Anon asked flatly. “The original line from
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those years have grandchildren trying out for the team now.”
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“So what? If they hadn’t lost Leading Edge last year they totally would have
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killed everyone! Just watch. They’re going to make some big moves and crush
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everypony who gets in their way.”
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“If they actually do that I will gladly eat every bad word I ever said about
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them.” He chuckled.
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“Rainbow! Hey!”
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“A.J.?” Rainbow called back. Both she and Anon watched her quickly trot up to
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them. “What’s up?”
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“Have either of you seen Apple Bloom?” she asked. “Ah need her back at the farm,
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pronto.”
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“I think she just went by with Pinkie.”
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“Dag nabbit, is she still helpin’ her? Ah got a rush order that just came in and
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ah gotta whole mess of apples to get harvested to fill it.”
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“Where’s Big Mac?”
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“Ah dunno, he’s disappeared on me too. Ah think he’s done snuck off to
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Cheerilee’s place again.”
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“Can I help with anything?” Anon asked.
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Applejack looked him over with a critical eye. “Ah dunno. You know anything
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‘bout bucking apples?”
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“Well, I know how to cook them,” he offered. “But if I can help out I’d like
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to.”
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“All right. Ah suppose ah can give you a shot. Dash, can you give me a hoof as
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well?”
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“Whatcha need?”
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“Ah just need you to run the full baskets back to the wagon. If you and Anon can
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do that for me, this’ll be faster than Granny Smith on her laxatives.”
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“You bet! I can totally do that.”
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“All right. Let’s get to it!”
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“You tin cans sure you don’t wanna help out too?”
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“We’re here to guard the Prince, ma’am. Can’t do that if we’re harvesting,”
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Sergeant Hokey Pokey replied.
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“Figures. All right, let’s get to it. Anon, you’re not an earth pony so I don't
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know hows hard this will be for ya. Every tree has a sweet spot, so all yah
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gotta do is find it and them apples will tumble right out and into the basket
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pretty as you please. Now, all you gotta do is… Anon?”
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“Find the sweet spot,” he echoed, as he walked up to the nearby tree and put his
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hands to it.
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“What in tarnation are you doin’?”
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“Shh, just watch,” Rainbow said with a slight squeal of delight.
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Anon caressed the bark withnhis palms, then took three steps to the left.
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Another round of feeling, and back half a step.
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“Consarn it, we ain’t got time for this. Look, all you gotta do is…”
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Anon kicked the tree with a smug smile. A full basket of apples tumbled out of
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the tree, pretty as he pleased, and Applejack whistled in amazement.
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“Well ah’ll be a nanny goat’s aunt! How’d you do that?”
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“Every tree has a sweet spot,” he repeated. “I'm pretty sure I can feel it."
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“Yer gonna have to show me how you did that later. Right now, ah reckon it’s
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time to buck some apples!”
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Between the two of them, it only took perhaps half an hour to harvest enough
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apples for Applejack’s order. She was faster than him by two trees to one to
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begin with, but after three or four trees Anon got a groove going and was barely
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able to keep pace with her, although he suspected it was mainly from Applejack
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constantly pausing to look back. By the end of it, Rainbow Dash reported hauling
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back fifty three bushels of apples, and the three of them stood and looked over
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the results of their work with pride.
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“Shoot, Ah’d hire you on full-time if you wasn’t the prince,” Applejack
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remarked. “You got a good method goin’ there.”
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“Well, thank you.” He chuckled. “Though I’m pretty sure I’ll be feeling this in
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the morning.”
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“Ah reckon you will, but ah’m pretty sure the Princess will take care of ya.”
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“She probably will,” he laughed with them.
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“Say, have you ever played a game of buckball?” Rainbow asked.
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“Not as part of a team, no. Just some playground games when I was younger.”
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“I bet he’d be pretty good at it, A.J.”
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“He’s got the legs for it, that’s for sure,” Applejack agreed. “He’d be
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respectable enough, ah reckon.”
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“We should totally get a game going!”
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“Ah think the Prince has got better things to do today, Dash. Twilight is
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probably wondering where he ran off to.”
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And right on cue, Twilight teleported right in front of them in a massive
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explosion, instead of her usual pop. “Have either of you seen Prince Anon?” she
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hurriedly and worriedly asked. “I lost him back in Ponyville and I can’t find
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him anywhere.”
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“He’s right here, Twilight,” Applejack replied. “He was kind enough to… help…”
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It was right then that both Applejack and Rainbow Dash noticed he was, in fact,
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not there. Both of them glanced around, and then Rainbow Dash went airborne as
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Applejack scratched her head.
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“Well he was here,” she remarked. “Ah wonder how he slipped out on us. Looks
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like his tin cans took off with him too.”
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“Well, that makes me feel a little better but we still gotta find him.”
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“Calm down, sugarcube. Ah’m sure he’s just fine.”
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Twilight went nose-to-nose with the farmer. “Do you want to be the one to tell
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Princess Celestia her husband is missing?”
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“Heh, well, when you put it that way… ah’ll go check the south forty right
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quick.” > 18. - Ponyville Part 2 >
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Anonymous couldn’t suppress his cheesy grin, even if he had tried. “You know, if
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you wanted some quality time together, I could have made room for you in my
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schedule. You didn’t have to kidnap me.”
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“Yes I did,” Celestia replied, as she nuzzled her Anon. “I missed you.”
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“I missed you too, and I’m glad you’re here. Your protégée is going to worry
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though,” he whispered into her ear.
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“Not for long. I told Spike, Shining, Cadence and the Mayor I wanted to take you
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on a quick field trip. Once she meets up with one of them, it’ll be sorted out.”
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“I still think she’s going to pop in on us and chew you out.”
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“There is a good possibility of that.” Celestia withdrew far enough to look into
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Anon’s eyes, but no further.
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“And how did my captive princess escape from her tower of imprisonment?”
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She waggled her wings. “I flew, silly. These aren’t just for looks.”
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“Did you seriously just up and take off?” Anon had to laugh with Celestia’s
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earnest nod.
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“Seriously. I couldn’t stay focused in Canterlot. Every time I got started on a
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project my mind would drift to you. I just cancelled everything and then told
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Wysteria to send my guards to Ponyville as I flew away.”
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“You are going to be in so much trouble,” he chided playfully.
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“I don’t care,” she replied with a giggle. “What can they do? I am a Princess
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after all. I even brought our chaperones,” she added with a pointed wingtip
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towards Sergeants Clover Leaf and Hokey Pokey.
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“Somepony will set Luna on your trail is what they’ll do. Where are we, anyway?”
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he asked, as he looked at the ruins around them.
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“This is my old home, Anon. The Castle of The Two Sisters.”
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Anon’s breath instantly stilled to a hushed awe, and his eyes went wide. This
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was a hallowed place, one that everyone in Equestria spoke of in the most
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reverent of tones from the moment they learned how to walk. He’d seen sketches
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and old photographs in school, of course, but it was now obvious that those had
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only captured a fraction of the true majesty and devastation before him.
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“Sergeants, could you stay here for a moment?” Celestia asked, and they both
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nodded. “Thank you. Come with me, Anon. I want to show you some things within.”
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He nodded and followed as they entered through the remains of the old main
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doors. Sunlight filtered in through the holes in the roof, and Anon had to watch
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his step as he maneuvered around various fallen stones and debris.
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“I can’t even recall the last time I was here,” Celestia remarked as she slowed
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and looked around the hallway. “I used to come every year to remember; a sort of
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pilgrimage if you will. It grew to be too much, after long enough. My heart
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couldn’t take the pain I felt at losing my sister. I finally had to stop or else
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I risked succumbing to a very crushing depression.”
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“I can’t even imagine,” Anon replied reverently as they walked into a foyer.
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Celestia sighed deeply. “There are times when this day has haunted my dreams for
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weeks. I’ve lived and relived the events thousands of times. So much was lost
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here, and all because of my blindness.”
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He then turned and followed her into a large round room. The remains of a
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shattered stained-glass window was at the far end, along with two smashed and
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crumbling thrones that were weathered and worn. Scorch marks and potholes
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littered the floor, and Anon took it all in with profound and silent respect.
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“Here,” Celestia said, as she slowed to a stop. “Right here. This is where I was
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when I watched my sister give in to the Nightmare.”
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Anon could hear the pain of those ancient anguished words as if they had soaked
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into the ancient stones of this place and continued to reverberate through the
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centuries.
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“Luna! I will not fight you! You must lower the moon, it is your duty!”
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“And see, right there?” Celestia pointed with a hoof. “That was the statue that
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housed the Elements of Harmony.”
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Anon quietly walked up and then put a hand gently on the towering structure.
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“Luna? I am… Nightmare Moon! I have but one royal duty now: to destroy you!”
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He exhaled slowly. The air of both history and destiny was thick enough to chew.
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“That was the last time the Elements answered my call,” Celestia continued. “I
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can’t say for sure why, but I think they somehow realized that Luna had fallen.
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Perhaps they were touched by my sister’s troubled heart? I wish I knew. They
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turned to stone after that, lifeless, cold, and devoid of their former power. I
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kept them here, in their appointed place, and I waited. I was convinced that
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they could be used to reclaim Luna, once they could renew themselves. I hoped
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and I watched for weeks at a time, but as those weeks quickly changed into
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months, then to years, my hope decayed and dwindled until it finally died
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entirely. I came to realize that my most earnest wish would go unfulfilled. I
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had to live with myself and with what I’d done. That kind of power was never
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meant to be used by one pony alone.”
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Anon looked around the room. “Celly, I don’t… I don’t even…”
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“You see why I had to stop coming, yes?” She let out a grim chuckle that held no
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joy. “There was so much I missed out on, so much I could have done differently.”
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Anon turned to her and found his notebook floating in her magic before him. He
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gently took it, and saw it was open to his How to Woo Celestia page. She had
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added another item in her column:
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Love me despite my failures.
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“Celly, I…”
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“Your father is not the only one who has had to live with the consequences of
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arrogance. Luna tried to tell me. I had some warning as to what would happen,
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but I did nothing. I couldn’t believe it. I had the endless praise of my ponies,
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surely Luna did as well! She was just ungrateful, or was a glory hog. I passed
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off her concerns as those of a pony who just wanted more, ever more. Even as I
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watched her fall into corruption before my eyes, I believed it all to be a show
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to gain attention. I didn’t take it seriously until it was far too late.
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“Anon, when you rejected the divorce papers and told me you wanted to try to
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make our relationship work, I knew I had to bring you here. I have been worried
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that you fell in love with the Perfect Princess of the Sun, the Celestia who
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leads graciously and rules in peace. You must understand that I have and will
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continue to make mistakes. Some of them have been quite egregious, but the worst
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mistake I have ever made was ignoring a problem which nearly cost my sister,
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forever.”
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Anon thought for a moment. “Do you fear this will happen to us?”
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“I fear that as you learn about the true me—as you discover all the parts that
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don’t fit the perfect princess persona—that you will become disgusted by what
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you find and walk away. There has been darkness in my past, and you will come
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face-to-face with it sooner or later.”
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“I don’t think I will walk away.” He smiled, and he sat so he could hold her
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hooves in his hands. “Shadows can’t exist in total darkness, after all. They
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need light, until they cease to be with the full power of the midday sun. You
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were a sun rising then, but now you are the sun shining forth with majesty.”
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He then moved in to touch her nose gently against her neck. “And while I mean no
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disrespect to your sister, I think the love we have is of the type that you
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don’t want to lose.”
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“I don’t,” she whispered, her voice heavy with emotion. “But what if my true
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self is unforgivable in your eyes?”
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“I love you, Celestia,” he whispered back, and his heart skipped with her
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fluttering breath. “And I also trust that, no matter what the outcome was, the
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decisions you made in your life were generally meant to be good, especially
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after what happened here. We all make mistakes, and I am more than willing to be
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forgiving of yours. I hope you will be forgiving of mine, too.”
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“I’m pretty extra sure I can be,” she replied, and they both laughed a little as
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they pulled back to look at each other.
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“You know, I also love how warm and expressive your eyes are,” Anon remarked,
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and Celestia blushed a bit. “They get so dark when you’re feeling low, and they
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sparkle when you laugh, almost like… lilacs in the spring.”
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“They do, hm?” she asked. “I hated the color as a filly.”
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“No, they’re…” he leaned in, “…they’re just…” his lips puckered, and so did
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hers, “perfect…”
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A loud bang and a bright flash of lavender both interrupted and killed the
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moment, and Anon found he had recoiled a few feet backwards out of shock.
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“AH HA!” Twilight shouted. “I found you!”
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“Why, good afternoon, Twilight!” Celestia looked at her student with impeccable
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calm, which was a far cry from Anon, who was clutching his chest and
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hyperventilating slightly at Twilight’s abrupt arrival.
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“Good afternoon, Princess,” Twilight called over her shoulder in her mentor’s
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general direction while she marched up and confronted Anon. “Look, you can’t
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just disappear like that! I’ve torn apart half of Ponyville looking for you! I’m
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responsible for your safety while you’re here, and I can’t do that if you run
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off on me! If you wanted to see the old castle that’s fine, and we could have
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made arrangements to wait until the Princess got here, but you’ve got to tell me
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these things so I can plan appropriately.”
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“Twilight,” Celestia flatly said.
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“Now, since you’re still new to being a royal I’ll let it slide, but I expect
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you to be more professional next time.” A quill and scroll appeared in front of
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her out of nowhere, and her magic began scribbling as she continued. “Thus, for
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all future visits I will need you to submit an itemized itinerary, complete with
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your arrival day and time, time and date of departure, and if you are travelling
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with or without Celestia.”
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“Twwwiiiillliigghhttt…” Celestia tried to call out to her.
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“I will need a list of all intended and requested stops and scenic locales you
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wish to frequent, and how long you intend to stay at each place. I can then
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coordinate with the shop owners and the other local ponies to keep everything on
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schedule, and…”
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“Twilight, what is the square root of a negative number?”
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Old habits kicked in quickly for Twilight Sparkle, and instantly she stopped
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talking so her brain had full power to calculate the equation her teacher had
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given her. Anon could have sworn he heard the crunch of mismatched gears
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grinding as Twilight’s eyes unfocused for a moment.
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“There isn’t one. It’s an imaginary number,” she replied by rote. Her eyes then
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snapped back to normal. “Wait. What? What’d I do?”
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“Anon didn’t know I was coming today. He was under the impression I would be in
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Canterlot, catching up on work. I ambushed and foalnapped him.”
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“You stole him?!”
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Celestia shrugged. “More or less. Is that a problem?”
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“Well, no. I guess not. He is your husband. This is just very unexpected.”
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“I can be spontaneous at times,” Celestia replied, but then she laughed. “Don’t
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you remember that game of snooker I played against your mother and father, and—”
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“YES! Ha-ha,” Twilight nervously cut in. “Yes, I remember. I wish I didn’t, but
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I do. So, since this was all an honest mistake, may I ask why you came here?”
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“I wanted to show Anon what he married into. It is crucial he understands the
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history of what happened here.”
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“Oh.”
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“You know, it would be nice if somepony could tidy things up,” Celestia casually
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remarked. “Now that Luna is free of the Nightmare I think I might come back to
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visit from time to time.”
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“Really? You might come back?” Twilight asked, as they turned to leave the room.
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“Perhaps. But if I do I will submit an itemized itinerary for your review.”
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“Oh! Heh heh…” Twilight rubbed the back of her head in embarrassment.
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“Would it be possible to make a quick stop at the Tree of Harmony, Twilight?”
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“Of course!” she smiled. “Not a problem at all!”
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“Tree of Harmony?” Anon asked. “What is that?”
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Anon couldn’t find the words.
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It was a hundred times—no, a thousand times worse than when he had struggled to
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describe the sunflowers. The Tree of Harmony was just beyond his vocabulary.
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Transcendent was about as close as he could ever get.
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Though the visual sight of it was majestic enough, it was the the feel of it
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that was making the deepest impression. It was like he was awash in eternity,
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destiny, and harmony all at once, and that confluence of essence then flowed out
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to influence the lives of all creatures, wherever they may be.
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“Have you made any progress with the keys?” Celestia asked as she looked the
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chest over.
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“Not yet,” Twilight replied. “I’m actually really baffled.”
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“Well, all we can do is trust in Harmony. The answers will be revealed to us, in
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time.”
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“So, how vulnerable are we without the Elements?” Anon asked.
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“That is, sadly, a question we can’t fully answer.” Celestia walked over to the
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tree and looked up into the tangled crystal branches where the six Elements of
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Harmony glittered like colorful fruit. “But I know the Princesses of this
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Kingdom will do everything they can should something arise, Elements or not. We
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are not totally helpless without them.”
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Celestia paused, then slipped one golden shoe from her hoof before gently
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placing it on her symbol on the tree. Her eyes closed, and for a moment Anon
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wondered if she had stopped breathing.
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He then walked up and placed his hand on her hoof. It was a simple gesture, but
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he somehow felt like, in so doing, he had made their relationship all the more
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real.
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It was an odd but yet wonderful feeling, and he hoped he might feel it more with
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her. In fact, it matched the feather-like touch of something else deep within
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the tree that seemed as if it too approved of their pairing, and was looking
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forward to seeing what kind of fruit they would bear in turn.
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Lifting her hoof off the tree, Celestia looked down at Anon and smiled just as
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brightly as the sunshine glittering through the crystal tree above them. He
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returned it in kind, she nuzzled him quickly, and then they both turned back to
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Twilight.
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“We should probably return to Ponyville now. Do you think I might be able to
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share a quick tea break with you and your friends before the party? I would like
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to see how they are all doing.”
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Twilight couldn’t be any happier. “Of course, Princess! We can meet at the
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library if you’d like.”
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“That sounds wonderful, thank you.”
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Anon gave one last glance to the Tree before he left, but what he then saw made
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him pause for a moment. Somehow, Celestia’s symbol on the trunk of the tree had
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changed while they weren’t looking, and the new engraving seemed oddly familiar.
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Celestia’s stylized sun remained, but now there was a book on top of it, an open
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book with words that he couldn’t read.
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He glanced back up, and then he blinked. A glint of light had caught his
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attention, forcing him to look back up at the tree where Celestia’s symbol
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remained completely unchanged from the first time he had seen it. He blinked
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several times, then shook his head before turning to follow Celestia out of the
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beautiful cave. It was probably a trick of the light, or his own tangled
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thoughts playing tricks with his eyes.
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Still, he took one last look back before they started on their trip back to
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Ponyville, just to make sure.
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Stranger things had happened, after all.
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“I do hope you can forgive my little outburst from this morning, your Highness,”
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Rarity said with a nervous chuckle, and she smoothed out a non-existent wrinkle
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from her breezy green summer dress.
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“Call me Anon,” he replied cheerfully. “And I already have.”
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“That is most kind of you,” Rarity replied with a smile.
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“So, how is business for you?” he asked while shifting slightly on his cushion.
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“A bit slow to be honest, darling, but it’ll pick up again soon. I have several
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fall fashion shows that I’ll be participating in, and that always drums up
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interest.”
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“That’s good to hear.” Anon took the offered teacup from Twilight with a smile
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and a quick sip. “Have you ever thought of expanding, maybe opening a second
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store?”
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“I would love to, but there are some details to take care of before I could do
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that. Though, if I did, I suppose Canterlot would be a good place to start.”
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“Either there or Manehattan. Canterlot might be more expensive in rent but I’m
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not sure how their tax rates compare.”
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“That does make a difference. But I do believe Canterlot would have more of the
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clientele that I’m after. At the very least I have more name recognition in the
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capitol.”
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“Well, if you do open up there, I will give you my official royal seal of
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approval and send everyone I know to you.”
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“Why, that would be fabulous, darling!” Rarity positively beamed.
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“Hey, Anon!” Rainbow shouted from the other side of the library. “What kind of
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tea is this?” She then leaned over and nudged Pinkie Pie, who looked much
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improved from earlier. “Watch this. His nose is, like, freakishly awesome.”
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Anon frowned. “I don’t know what kind of tea this is.”
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“What? How could you not know? Just smell it.”
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Anon sighed, then dipped down close to the cup. Whatever it was, it wasn’t
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anything he was remotely familiar with. His parents had always drank smooth,
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relaxing herbal teas, and whatever this was definitely had more energy to it. He
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too a deep whiff, then a quick taste.
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“Well?” Rainbow asked immediately.
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Anon fought hard not to gag. “I still don’t know,” he managed to get out. “I’ve
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never had this type of tea before.”
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“What?! You’re pullin’ my tail. I saw you sniff out those carrots with
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Fluttershy and the apple trees with A.J.”
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“Food and beverages are two different things,” he replied defensively. “I’ve
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never been able to tell one tea from another. They all smell pretty much the
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same to me.”
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“Well that’s lame.”
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Rainbow Dash then found herself at the receiving end of one of Celestia’s
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patented glares, and the colorful mare chuckled nervously as one of Celestia’s
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eyebrows slid upwards to emphasize her displeasure. “Uh, I mean…”
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“Everyone’s talents manifest in different ways,” Celestia said in a kind but
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stern tone. “There is nothing wrong with only being able to distinguish the
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differences in food. Is Fluttershy ‘lame’ because she does not fly as fast as
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you? It is the same ability after all.”
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“Of course not! Fluttershy’s flying is perfect!”
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“And so is Anon’s delightful nose.” She displayed her preference by giving said
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nose a brief kiss, as well as a quick lick to collect the last few drips of tea
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still on the stubble hairs of his upper lip. “See? He’s delicious,” she added
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while Anon spluttered.
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“To be fair, I have personally wondered why I’m only good with food,” Anon
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offered. “I probably need to study my beverages more.”
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“Just be very careful about disparaging others talents and abilities,” Celestia
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concluded.
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“I will,” Rainbow said morosely.
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“So, since we’re all here,” Twilight cut in now. “I wanted to ask and see if
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anypony has had any ideas about the chest at the Tree of Harmony?”
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The reply from all was scattered head shaking and murmurs of no.
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“Well, keep your eyes open. You never know where we might find those keys.”
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Anon stuck a hoof in the air. “Have you maybe considered keeping a journal?”
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“A journal?”
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“Yeah. When my family tries to come up with new recipes, we would keep a record
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of things that we thought might be inspiring, like if the smell of bread baking
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gave us any thoughts, or if we were travelling somewhere and saw something that
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looked delicious. Maybe if you each kept a record of your friendship lessons,
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you could get some inspiration that way. Then, you could share what you’ve seen
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with one another, and one of you might see something that was missed. Two sets
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of eyes on an event kinda thing, right?”
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“It would give me a series of data points to correlate,” Twilight mused.
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“And writing down your friendship lessons has given you a lot of insights in the
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past, right?”
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“Yes, it has. What do you think, girls? I personally think It’s not a bad idea.”
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“It’d help to keep us on the lookout during the day, too,” Applejack stated.
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“Ah’d be more observant of what’s goin’ on around me if ah know ah’ll be writing
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it down.”
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The other five then agreed that keeping journals was, at the very least, a good
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start and better than sitting around and guessing. Twilight agreed to keep the
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journal collection in the library, but in a place where the girls could get to
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it whenever they wanted, and then all six thanked Anon for the idea.
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He humbly took the thanks, and then he simply sat back and listened as the
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Ponyville friends began chatting about their previous adventures with each other
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and with Celestia. He had, of course, read about some of their adventures in the
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newspaper back home, but he was interested and quite amazed to hear the smaller
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stories, like how Applejack and Rainbow Dash had lost a ‘Running of The Leaves’
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race to Twilight (and she had come in 5th place herself), or how Pinkie Pie had
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managed to create “at least a hundred dozen copies” of herself in something
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called a Mirror Pool, if Rainbow’s story was to be believed. He was amazed they
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had been through so much together, and at how strong the bonds of friendship
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were between them. It wasn’t hard to see how they had managed to rally together
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every time Equestria had needed them.
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After perhaps an hour or so of this, Spike entered the library darted into the
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room with a quick greeting to everypony, and then he whispered something in
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Pinkie Pie’s ear. As soon as he did so, Pinkie grew a gigantic smile, but when
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the secret exchange was over Pinkie shooed him back outside quickly.
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“Prince Anon?” she then said. “Could you come over here?”
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He did so with a wary smile, but he felt his excitement inexplicably growing
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while the other mares in the room surrounded him by the main door.
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“Prince Anon,” Pinkie grandly announced, “it is now high time for…”
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“A PRINCE PARTY!” The Element Bearers all shouted at once. Pinkie then threw
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open the front door, and a large cheer broke out from the crowd that was
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assembled outside.
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“C’mon!” Pinkie shouted, as she grabbed his hoof and dragged him outside. “It’s
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time to par-tay!”
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Pinkie Pie was truly a master party planner.
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Anon smiled as he looked over the ponies on the dance floor. The party had been
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so wonderful that he didn’t really want it to end. He had been worried that
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Pinkie would go all out and over-the-top, with his face on large poster boards
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and everything being human-related somehow. Instead, it was much more like a
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simple birthday party. There were plenty of cupcakes and pies and ice cream to
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sample.
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There were also plenty of games for ponies to play, with things running from a
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ring toss and a dunk-the-Mayor tank to Sister Says and tag. The ‘Round With The
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Prince’ game she had mentioned the other day had actually turned out to be a fun
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contest to see who could sink a putt from a further distance on a miniature golf
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green, and he had loved the ‘Guess What is In The Box’ game as well. Upbeat
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music provided by the local D.J. played in the background, and the yellow
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balloons scattered about made the whole thing complete. Celestia had happily
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joined in the festivities, and she even managed to win a small stuffed bear from
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the ring toss game, much to everypony’s delight.
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At dusk, everything had been put on hold to allow Celestia to lower the sun.
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There was a respectful reverence as it slid behind Canterlot Mountain, but then
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there was a large shout and cheer of joy when Luna’s moon drifted upward.
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He secretly hoped Luna had heard it.
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Once done, it was time to dance under the stars. Anon was initially hesitant to
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join in, since he had no idea how to properly dance. However, once he saw
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Twilight’s own ‘interpretive effort,’ he decided to simply cut loose and to copy
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Twilight’s unique—if not a little back-breaking—style. Once that happened,
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everypony else simply joined in with their own interpretative dances as well,
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and Anon felt like the fun had been doubled, at least.
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However, the hour was growing late and he had spied his wife yawning daintily
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behind a hoof once or twice in the last few moments. He knew there was no way
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either of them were going to escape a wagon load of work tomorrow, and so he
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took a little initiative and summoned Pinkie Pie over.
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She was somewhat sad at first after he explained it was time for them to leave,
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but she had also understood and nodded in agreement. She then quickly made her
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way over to the D.J.—her name was Vinyl Scratch, wasn’t it?—and lifted one
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headphone off of her ear to speak to her. A nod and then a microphone was given
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to Pinkie, and the music came to a stop so she could explain.
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“Hey everypony! Are we having a good time?”
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“Yeah!” The crowd roared back.
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“I said, ARE WE HAVING A GOOD TIME?!”
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“YEAH!”
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Pinkie giggled and snorted once. “I think this has been the bestest ‘New Prince
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in Equestria’ party since the one we had for Shining Armor, am I right?”
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“That was our wedding reception, you hijacker!” Shining shouted.
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“Potato, potahto,” she replied, and everyone laughed. “Sadly, though, the Prince
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and Princess need to leave. I know!” She added over the sad groans. “I don’t
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want them to go either, but they have a kingdom to run. So, even though they
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insist we keep the party going for as long as we want, we’re going to have the
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last dance now for them and then let them go. Scratch? A little soul if you
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please.”
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Anon stood and dipped his head towards Celestia as soft and slow music began to
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play. “May I have this dance, my fair princess?”
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“I would be delighted to,” she replied cheerfully. He offered a hand and she
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gladly took it, and the crowd parted to allow both sets of Royals to the middle
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of the floor.
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“You’re going to have to give me some dancing lessons, too,” he remarked. “All I
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can do is shuffle my feet.”
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“Sometimes that’s all you need to do,” she softly replied, and he smiled as she
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nuzzled him and then rested her head on his shoulder.
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“Did you ever regret becoming the Princess?” he gently asked while they moved
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with the other dancers.
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“Regret?”
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“Yeah. Did you ever say to yourself, ‘Self, I wish I had just left well enough
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alone and remained a unicorn?’”
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“No. If I had, we’d be under fifty feet of ice and snow.”
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“Okay, bad example. Let me rephrase the question. Did you ever want to be a
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commoner, provided everything else in the kingdom was taken care of?”
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“Did I ever want to step away,” she offered. “Leave it all, be just a normal
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pony, with normal problems and regular dreams and—”
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He waited for a moment.
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“—and to possibly find my own special somepony. Well, the simple answer is no.”
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“Really?”
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“I never wished to give up the lot I was given. We may not have a choice on the
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role we play on the stage of life, but we can choose how we perform as the
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actors. There are some scenes I would redo but, on the whole, I am pleased and
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grateful for what I have.
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“But I have contemplated how things would have been if I had not been a
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Princess. I’ve mused about the things I might have done, or the employment I
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might have had. I did, once or twice, wonder if I might have found a special
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somepony in that life.”
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She then moved in closer to his ear. “If I had changed any of the details of my
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life, I might not have ever found you, and that, my dear Anon, would have been
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the greatest tragedy I would have never known. My lot has now led me to you, and
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you to me. It is irrelevant to me if I found you by fate, destiny, or sheer dumb
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luck. What matters is that I did find you.”
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“And despite everything, you want to keep me,” he whispered back. “That is the
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most incredible part of all this to me. Of all the potential suitors, you hold
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me dear.”
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“Ask Cadence sometime about the unpredictability of love.” She chuckled. “It is
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true that there are a thousand other ways I could have fallen for a thousand
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other people, but from here and forever more, I will want you.”
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His whole body shivered with delight as he heard that sentence. “Then I do
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believe I shall stay for quite some time. I have found in you something I don’t
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think I could ever find anywhere else.”
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“You had better stay,” she replied with a playful nip to his ear. “Someone has
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to help me torment Luna.”
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“We shall be relentless and unstoppable then! Torments untold for the sister!”
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They laughed together while swirling around one more time on the dance floor
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before their return to Canterlot. > 19. - 20,000 Leagues >
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“Anon?” Celestia’s delectable voice drifted into one of Anon’s ears.
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He replied with a blissful grunt and a quick wiggle into her warm shoulder.
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“A-n-on?” Her dulcet call came with a gentle nibble at the base of his ears.
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“Muh! Guhwai,” he replied with an ill-hidden smirk.
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“Are you sure you want me to do that?” she whispered.
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“Nuh uh. Stay. Cozy.”
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He then wiggled so that more of him was pressed up against her, and she replied
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with a playful giggle. The wing that had been covering him began to stroke his
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back, and he let out a full smile and a grunt that any primitive caveman would
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have been proud of.
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“I stay here with pretty pony princess. Younger sister can raise sun. Hives are
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fun.”
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“Younger sister looks funny when she breaks out and she gets incredibly
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grouchy.”
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“There is that.” He grunted, and then he stretched his arms out straight in
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front of him. “Luna already has it out for me, so I should probably not irk
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her.”
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“You are filthy,” Celestia noted with a kiss to his cheek.
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“I was bucking apples,” he retorted with a return kiss of his own. “But at least
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I have been coated in a fine, high-quality soil, which is dirt with a good
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reputation, if I understand properly.”
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“I see, but now I am dirty too,” she continued. She stood and lifted her wing,
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which made Anon snicker at the oblong brown smudge he’d left in her immaculate
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white coat.
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“Oops?” he offered.
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“Oops indeed.” She smiled. “I suppose we shall have to bathe before starting the
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day.”
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“Bath?” he repeated, and he sat up quickly while shaking his head vehemently.
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“No way. I had one last year and I’m still good.”
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She gave him a dubious look. “I doubt your hygiene is that poor, especially
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given your prior profession.”
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“Nope, I’m being totally honest.”
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“One bath since this time last year?”
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“Yep.”
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She then offered a sly smile. “And how many showers do you take in a year?”
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“Um, well...” he sheepishly replied. “Twice a day, so…”
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“Well, it is high time you had another bath,” she declared with a laugh. “If you
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don’t like this one then you may wait another year.”
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“Fair enough. I have no doubt you will convince me to bathe more frequently.”
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Celestia gave him a quick nip on the neck, then crossed the room and stuck her
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head out into the hallway for a moment as he stood and shook the last bits of
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sleep from his hair. She then trotted back, but paused at the doors that led to
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the balcony.
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“Would you like to join me for the sunrise, Anon?” she asked kindly.
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“Do fish swim?” he replied, and he walked over to her. “I’d love to join you.”
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She giggled at bit at his eagerness, and then they both walked out onto the
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balcony, side by side. Once they reached the railing at the far end Anon tried
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to move out of the way, but Celestia’s wing reached out and pulled him into a
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warm snuggle.
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“If Luna could raise the moon with Star Struck under her wing then I can do the
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same with you and the sun,” she simply stated.
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“Has raising the sun ever gotten old?” he asked.
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“How so?”
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“Well, you’ve been doing this for over a thousand years. Do you even think about
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what you’re doing anymore, or it just automatic now, like when a pegasus flaps
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their wings to fly?”
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“I try to be very mindful of what I am doing, but at times it has become just
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one of many steps in my morning routine. Doing the same thing every morning will
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do that.”
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“Huh. So, what helps you to keep it from being ‘just another step?’”
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“I think back to how things were.” She closed her eyes, and Anon could feel the
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sea of memories flowing to her. “I remember how the unicorn tribe believed
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themselves superior and how fundamentally wrong that was. I remind myself of the
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suffering I saw among the earth ponies, the sorrow I felt when I walked amongst
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half-starved colts and spoke with frozen mothers. I hope I never lose the
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emotion I have attached to those images of families struggling to survive on the
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roots and scraps left by Hurricane and her soldiers.
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“Mostly, though, I remind myself of how important my duty is by thinking back to
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when I first raised the sun. It was peaceful, but beyond any power I had ever
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experienced in my life. I realized then, as I strained against the weight of it
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for the first time, that I was controlling the one thing that could bring life
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or death to untold millions. The very survival of my world and everything that I
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held dear within it rested upon my back. If I remember the full scope of what I
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am responsible for, it’s easy to regain the proper perspective.”
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Her horn then lit while she continued to speak, and Anon eagerly watched the
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eastern horizon. “I suppose the same thing will be true for us. We could become
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distant due to familiarity.”
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“Then we should remember how we feel right now,” he replied before a blast of
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pure joy electrified his entire being with the first rays of morning light.
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“I believe that will be quite doable,” she happily replied.
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“But, I really was just expecting you to answer with a simple yes or no.”
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“Have I ever done that?” she asked playfully.
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“No,” he replied with a hug to her neck.
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“Now, we can’t spend very long in the tub,” Celestia reminded Anon.
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“Wrinkles?” He lifted a hand. “Mine get all scrunchy after a few hours.”
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“No,” she chided mildly. “We have a lot to catch up on today.”
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“’We?’ You have a lot of work to catch up on. I don’t have any clue about what
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to do.”
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“Well, that changes today,” she replied as she pushed open the bathroom doors.
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“If you’re going to be my prince, then I want you to do prince-y things.”
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“That might take awhile, you… realize...”
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Anon’s eyes went wide, and it took him a minute to fully process and admire the
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opulence before him. The marble tub was closer in size to a swimming pool, large
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enough to accommodate his entire school swim team and still have room left over
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for both Celestia and Luna to do the backstroke alongside them. The tub was fed
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by a large waterfall at the far end of the room that cascaded down several
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layers of cool grey granite rocks. Similar rocks—which looked very much like
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enlarged version of those little hot stones Anon had seen used in massage
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therapy—lined the far edge of the tub and slowly rose from the main level in
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uneven steps, giving the impression that a pony could climb up to the top of the
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waterfall and dive in if they wanted to. Thick and verdant foliage ran around
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the perimeter of the room and bunched up around the gold-trimmed marble pillars,
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and Anon gawked at the frosted-glass ceiling for a moment as he tried to make
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out the swirling and swooping patterns. Steam was hugging the water like a soft,
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semi-transparent blanket, and he could feel his muscles relaxing just from
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thinking about the temperature. His feet stepped alongside hers as they crossed
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the checkerboard tiles that ran up to and around the sparkling blue water, and
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he was eager to hop in, if he could only find the diving board.
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At a momentary loss for words, Anon focused on something simpler. There were
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small clumps of suds being churned up by the waterfall, swirling around in the
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currents, and building up into frothy peaks in the corners of the immense tub.
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“It smells like strawberry bubble bath. Right?”
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“You would be correct,” Celestia happily replied. “And there are enough for
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however many bubbles you desire.”
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Anon whistled. “How deep is it? I never learned how to swim.”
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“You may want to stay away from the middle, then. The tub is deep enough to
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allow me to be fully submerged, even if I am standing.”
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“So if this is the bath, why is your shower so small and plain?”
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“It’s only been used for one before,” she responded, then wrinkled up her nose
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with a smile. “No, I tried to keep my personal quarters simple when the palace
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was constructed, but there are some ponies who just get...” She paused, looking
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at the waterfall cascading down the back of the room.
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“Carried away?” asked Anon. “I think I understand how that can happen.”
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Celestia preened under the praise and continued. “This was built without my
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approval by a certain earth pony foreman who had a little too much access to the
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Royal Treasury for his own good. He thought he was getting in on my good graces.
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I then insisted that my shower and other facilities be unadorned and simple to
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make up for this, and twice a week there is an open plunge for the staff and
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their families.”
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“Not a bad perk,” he replied, and he started to undress.
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“Not at all.”
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“Oh! Wait! I need to grab something,” he suddenly announced, and he darted
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towards the bedroom.
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“What are you doing?”
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“Nothing! I’ll be right back!”
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She chuckled with the thought of Luna giving him a hard time about how he was
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actually doing something, but then she simply shook her head in amusement and
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entered the tub. The water was the exact perfect temperature, and she sighed as
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she felt the tension in her muscles melt away.
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She then flipped onto her back, spread her wings fully, closed her eyes, and
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then simply floated in bubbly goodness. Baths were a bit of a luxury for her as
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well, simply due to time constraints, but when she was able to sneak one in she
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reveled in it. Now that she had a special somepony to share them with, she was
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highly inclined to bathe more and shower less.
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She giggled a bit with the thought. A special somepony. It was quite enjoyable
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to have the words apply to her. Her own Anon to hold, and to snuggle, and to
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kiss.
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Oh, and they were going to. She had to fight back a constant urge to bar every
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door, pin him in place with her magic, and then smother him with kisses, but her
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Anon would soon find out that even her willpower had its limits. Whoever said
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the waiting was the best parts was a liar. There were a lot of best parts she
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was looking forward to just as much or more. Her new husband just needed a
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little bit more time to adjust to his new life, and then…
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And then life would be perfect.
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She floated with this happy thought for a moment, but then gave herself a small
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dose of reality. Her married life might be perfect at that point, but life in
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general would not be. Though Equestria was peaceful and prosperous, there were
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still plenty of threats, and eventually they both would have to deal with them.
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Chrysalis and her Changelings were still loose out in the Badlands, for one
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example, and they could very well try to return.
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She then frowned. Was Anon a changeling? Could he be an imposter?
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The thought left her mind as quickly as it came while Celestia remembered their
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dance from last night. He was real, he was a human male, and he was really hers.
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The thought of him being a changeling was impossible based on his actions, his
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nervousness, and his eagerness to be respectful of her. He was giving her love,
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and that was a concept that changelings simply couldn’t comprehend.
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She giggled a bit when she heard steps on tiles. She bit her lower lip in
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mischievousness, gauged where Anon would be—an impressive feat, if she did say
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so herself, given that her ears were underwater—and then quickly lashed out with
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her magic, seized him, and flung him in a neat arc into the bath.
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She began laughing as she flipped and stood up, but her mood instantly ran into
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horror when she saw that the person she had caught was not Anon.
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“HAST THOU GONE COMPLETELY DAFT?!” Luna bellowed in the Royal Voice at her
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sister after she breached the surface like a furious whale. She then began
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hacking and wheezing to clear the water from her lungs, and Celestia moved over
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to assist.
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“I am so sorry, Luna! I thought you were Anon!”
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“Thou didst believe me to be Anon?!” She coughed again and glared as she pulled
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her mane out of her eyes. “How could thy magic not detect the weight difference
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between us?”
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“Lulu, I swear, you felt about the same as Anon.”
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“But, of a truth, I am larger than he.”
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“I know, I know.”
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Luna coughed one last time, but then glanced behind and looked at her flank.
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“You are speaking truly, Sister?”
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“On my word of honor, you did not feel any heavier than Anon.”
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“Hm! Perhaps those rice cakes are working then,” she replied, while giving her
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hips a slight shake.
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Anon then entered again, humming a happy little tune and holding a small rubber
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duck in one hand. He stopped once he saw Luna wiggling her rear in the tub, gave
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a small shriek of alarm, and quickly grabbed a nearby towel to hold in front of
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him as he looked back to Celestia.
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“Both of you?” Anon’s eyes darted back and forth, and he took a step backwards.
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“I didn’t think Luna would be joining our bath.”
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“That makes two of us.” Luna tossed back a lock of sodden dark mane. “I was
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merely stopping by to inform you that the Duke of Maretonia has had to cancel
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his visit. I had no intention of staying, but since I am in here and sopping wet
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anyway I might as well join you.”
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“So, how did you end up in there?”
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Celestia’s ears folded back, and she let out an uneasy chuckle. “I thought she
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was you and I dunked her.”
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“Oh! So, thank you for saving me from that, I guess?”
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“I hope you appreciate my sacrifices for you, Anon,” Luna dryly offered while
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she removed her wet regalia and placed it on a small pile of towels.
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“What do you have there, Anon?” Celestia asked.
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“Oh! This?” he looked at the toy in his hand. “It’s just a little rubber duckie.
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I bought him the morning of our first meeting at the train station.”
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“May I see it?”
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Anon nodded and entered the tub with a smile, but he paused and shuddered in
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delight when the water washed over his torso. “Wow, this feels good. I don’t
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know if I’ll ever get out again.”
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Celestia giggled while she watched Anon walk over to her, his feet bouncing
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against the floor and propelling him forward. “That would be nice, but don’t
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forget about the wrinkles.”
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“Out of curiosity, do you know how to swim, Anon?” Luna asked.
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“Not really,” he replied to her while handing the duck over to Celestia. “I can
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doggie paddle but not much else.”
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“This is a cute toy,” Celestia remarked while Anon sat down on the bench next to
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her. “I like his little smile.”
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“Yeah, I saw him in one of the stores and I thought he’d make a good little
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memento of my visit to Canterlot. Since I’m going to live here now I figured I
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should let him swim free.”
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Celestia put the duck on the water and gave it a soft push. It floated along, as
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happy as any little rubber duckie had ever been, and even Luna chuckled a bit.
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“I will admit the grin is cute,” she remarked. “He will be most welcome here.”
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“Anon, could you scrub between my wings?” Celestia asked, as she floated a soft,
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silver colored scrub brush over to him. “Please?”
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There was no way Anon was going to refuse. He took the brush and softly worked
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in some soap, but then kept going onto her neck and withers. She didn’t say
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anything, but the hum of satisfaction told Anon how much she enjoyed his actions
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beyond what any phrase could.
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While he scrubbed, Anon’s mind began to ponder what was happening at that
-
moment. He knew full well that Celestia’s beauty had been known for centuries.
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Sonnets had been written about it, pictures had been painted on the subject, and
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there was a good possibility wars had been fought over the matter. Though Luna
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arguably held the advantage in dark allure and mysterious seduction, it was
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Celestia who time and again was considered the consummate and preeminent example
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of the Equine ideal. Every angle, every curve, every part and portion of this
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Mare among mares was what defined the word ‘beautiful.’
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So far, he had managed to suppress that knowledge by reminding himself that he
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was associating with Princess Celestia, and that it was very uncouth, at the
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least, to think of your liege in such a crude manner.
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But now she was here, inches away from him. He could smell the softness of her
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coat, he could feel the silk of her mane, and he could not avert his eyes from
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the pure perfection that was before him. Even her very pose at the moment could
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not be any more enticing; she simply sat, her body tilted slightly forward and
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her wings lowered softly into the water but oh-so slightly angled to allow Anon
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to scrub. Her mane was still dripping, but she had pulled it over one shoulder
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and twisted it once to keep it from interfering in Anon’s work, and her head and
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neck were angled down as she looked into the water before her.
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Anon swallowed hard. The vision of perfection before him was his wife. Try as he
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might, he could not simply call her Princess anymore and be done. By law and by
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love, she was just as much his as he was hers.
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And then his gaze went to his own reflection in the silver of the brush.
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Granted, the image was distorted, but it still held enough truth in it to remind
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Anonymous of what he really was.
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A fool.
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Oh, how he wished he had more strength against these feelings of doubt and
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inadequacy! Celestia had told him several times that she loved him, that she
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cared for him, that she found him attractive and cute.
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But the reflection in the brush just simply couldn’t be all that. He had no
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charms, no grace. He dark, or mysterious like Star Struck had been. He wasn’t
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well built, nor did he have roguish charm or stylish mane like Shining Armor
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had.
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He had nothing, especially when placed next to her.
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Tears started to silently trickle down his cheeks as he resumed scrubbing. Yes,
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Celestia said she loved him, but how could that ever be true? He just couldn’t
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comprehend it. How could the apex of Ponydom find anything attractive or
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redeeming in him, a mere smudge?
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“Anon, is everything okay?”
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He quickly dipped his head in the water as she glanced back toward him. He
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didn’t want her to see this. His tears would only make things worse.
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After a moment, he pulled himself back out of the water. “Lost the brush.”
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“It’s in your hand,” she gently pointed out.
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“Huh, how about that?” He went back to scrubbing, and he fought against himself
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to keep his emotions in check. Celestia didn’t need his insecurities on top of
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everything else she needed to deal with.
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“Are you sure you’re alright? I thought I heard you sniffling.”
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“Yup, I’m just fine,” he said. He tried desperately to have it come out in a
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normal tone, but it came out so meekly and quietly that even Fluttershy would
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have been impressed.
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“He likes what he is seeing right now,” Luna quipped with a devious grin.
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“Garbanzo and Lima are going to get those grandfoals sooner than they think.”
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Anonymous deliberately dropped the scrub brush that time and then immediately
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went under after it. Why did she have to say that?! Of course he liked what he
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saw, that was the whole problem!
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He stayed under for a moment as he pretended to search for the brush. He could
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make it through this. He could. He just had to keep those ridiculous emotions of
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his in check until he could get himself back to baseline. It hurt him to think
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of the hurt he would cause Celestia by not believing what she had said.
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As he came back up that time, however, he felt her twist him so he came up
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facing away from her. She then pulled him into a tight hug, and her breath
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tickled his ear.
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“Don’t block me out, Anon,” she whispered. “Talk to me. I am here to help you,
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to comfort you, and to love you. You will hurt me far more if you withdraw into
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yourself and push me away then you ever could by being open with me.”
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She then started nipping in his hair and around his ears, and he forced himself
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to enjoy what she was doing. Though his fears and insecurities remained, they
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were made manageable and tolerable as she tugged and pulled and snuck quick
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pecks in on his cheeks and neck.
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“Why?” he finally whispered.
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He felt her lips brush his ear. “Because with you, dear Love, I am home.”
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He dipped his head in pure shame, and the tears flowed freely.
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“Why can I not believe that?” he whispered through the tears. “Why is that so
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hard for me to accept?”
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“I do believe I have some moon rocks to sort,” Luna suddenly announced, and she
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paddled quickly to the ramp leading out of the tub. Water cascaded in small
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rivlets down her flanks and off of her mane, and a small puddle formed around
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her hooves when she paused at the top and looked back at Anon. “May I offer one
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bit of advice, from an old nag to a young buck?”
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He nodded, and she flashed a knowing smile.
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“Doubt your doubts before you doubt your love for—and of—my sister.”
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She then levitated a few towels onto her barrel and began to dry herself off as
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she left the room.
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“She left her crown,” Anon noted.
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“She’ll get it later,” Celestia replied. “We need to discuss this.”
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She then released him and guided him to the built-in bench she was sitting on
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herself. A wing slowly stretched out, as if to wrap around him in comfort, but
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it then retreated and settled on her side.
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“I hate not having the words to say what I’m feeling,” he muttered with his gaze
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on his reflection in the water. “I wish I had your eloquence.”
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“Sometimes there are no words for your true feelings. When people say they love
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each other, it usually means something much deeper than what is generally
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defined as ‘love.’”
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He chuckled sadly but his gaze remained downcast. “That sounds like something
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Cadence would say.”
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“She may be the Princess of Love, but she had to learn the concept from
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somewhere.”
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“I suppose that’s true. I just…” He grunted in frustration.
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“Take your time,” she offered.
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“You tell me you love me. I see that you love me, I feel that you love me, and
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you act as one would who is in love. But when you sway your hips at me, or when
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you start bathing and don’t even try to entice me, I find I am drawn to you, but
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then I remember who I really am.”
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The water had settled enough that Anon could see his face within it, and he
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glared at the pathetic man he saw. “I’m nothing more than a common, low-brow
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yokel who has no place, right, or business in your life. Every time I take a few
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little steps on that bridge over the gap between us, I remember that and I run
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right back to where I am safe, and I hate myself for doing so. You, as the
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perfect picture of female beauty, are weighed down and fettered with me.” A tear
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slid down his cheek and ripped the water. “A human who looks like a bag of stale
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popcorn.”
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“Do you believe yourself to be unattractive?”
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“I find it hard to comprehend that I have something you like, or that you want.
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What could you possibly find enticing about me?”
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“Let me first say that I am quite flattered that you consider me to be the
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ultimate in beauty.” She offered a warm smile. “There are many who would
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disagree with you on that point. In all honesty, Luna is probably considered to
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be better looking than I am.
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“But if I am understanding you correctly, you feel that you do not possess
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anything that I should find attractive, and yet you believe me when I say I love
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you.”
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“I’m just a fun little dichotomy, aren’t I?”
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“I’ll let the aren’t slide since you managed to use dichotomy in a sentence
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properly. May I share something with you?”
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He looked up at her and nodded sadly. “I need all the help I can get.”
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“When did you first feel the embers in your heart?”
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He looked down again. “That first night, when you read my henscratch. I felt…
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complete, I guess. I even wanted the feeling to continue.”
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“Hmm. And then yesterday, you did say you could love me despite any darkness you
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found in my past.”
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“I did, yes.”
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“Is that still true?”
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“Yes,” he quietly offered.
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“Do you love me?” she flat asked.
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Anon did not hesitate. “I do, yes.”
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“Then remember that, when the doubts come. Luna mentioned the other day that
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you’re fighting twenty-odd years of conditioning. It’s not so easy to push past
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my exterior of Princess and see down to my Celly. But I think you can, and that
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you will.”
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“You do?”
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She nodded. “Doubts are natural, Anon. If things had been different and you had
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somehow married Sego Lily, they very well could have surfaced in their own way
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with her. It just becomes amplified and magnified when you’re with me. It’s not
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a surprise.”
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“But I don’t want to keep feeling this way. I hate thinking these thoughts. It
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seems like I’m betraying you all over again when I do.”
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Celestia smiled. “Perhaps there is a way I can help with that. Do you trust me?”
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“Of course.”
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Celestia’s horn flared, and the bathroom faded out of sight. In fact, everything
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left his view. He felt a small twinge of panic as he looked around for any sort
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of light. “Celly? Where are you?”
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“I’m right here,” she instantly replied.
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“Where?”
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“I am all around you. You won’t be able to see me here, so don’t try to. Feel me
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instead.”
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Anon decided the best way to do that was by flailing his arms in front of him.
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“No, no. Not like that. Reach out with your heart. I can see you, after all.”
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There was a pause for a moment as Anon tried to figure out how to do this, but
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he then relaxed, and began thinking of her. He thought of her kindness, her soft
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words and her smile. He thought about how he had felt when she’d raised the sun
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that morning.
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And slowly, he began to see her. It was blurry at first, but after a few moments
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of effort he was able to bring her into focus.
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But it wasn’t quite her. Before him was a unicorn, with a soft pink mane and
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light grey coat. She stood at about half his height, but there was no mistaking
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those eyes.
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This was his beloved wife.
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“There you go,” she said happily. “Notice anything different?”
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“One or two things, yes.”
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“This place is, in simple terms, a place of feelings. While here, you see with
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your heart, not your eyes. This is the Celestia you love: the one who is just
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Celly. Luna’s advice is, indeed, wise council. Doubt your doubts before you
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doubt this. Your love is true, Anon, and it is right. Don’t be ashamed that you
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feel inadequate. You’re not the only one.”
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She then pointed down, and Anon looked. They were both standing on what appeared
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to be a mirror or some other sort of reflecting surface, but the other side
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showed something completely different that what he was expecting.
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The reflection showed Celestia, but as an old and wrinkled mare, with dark
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splotches on her sides, a grey mane and shaking knees. Her head was near the
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ground and her back was bowed, but yet she still managed to look royal and
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regal.
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Next to her, and where his reflection was, stood a strong and noble-looking
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human. Straight off the cover of some romance novel, the image was
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broad-chested, with a chiseled chin, and stood taller than Celestia usually did.
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Anon could hardly believe that the reflection was him. If this other human
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didn’t have his green skin, he could have easily passed off the stud as one of
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the innumerable nobility that he had seen in one of those fairy tales from earth
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he read as a kid.
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“This is how I see you, Anon: strong, firm, and handsome. You are a dedicated
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and devoted man, and one who will remain faithful to me forever.”
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“But you look...”
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“I am old, Anon, in heart and in body. I may not look like it or act like it,
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but I certainly feel it. Most of the time, I can forget that detail by diverting
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my attention into work or helping my little ponies, but I never can totally
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escape it. I have had moments—several moments, in fact—when I wonder why a man
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like you would find an ancient geezer like me attractive. I don’t consider
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myself to be the most beautiful pony in all the land, but if you do then that is
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enough.
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“The next time those doubts come, come back to here. Come back to when you first
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knew, and to what you know. It may take years, it may take decades. But if you
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will trust me, and trust your own heart, then you will eventually overcome those
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doubts. Truth always wins out in the end.”
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He nodded, and a grand feeling of joy spread over him as the world around them
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faded away and reality came back. Once he felt like he had fully returned to the
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bathroom, he saw he had turned again, his arms around his beloved Celly and hers
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around him, as well as her wings. They were nose to nose, and he quickly became
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captivated by those divinely magenta eyes.
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“And in the most unsurprising revelation in the history of Equestria, green just
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happens to be my favorite color,” she softly whispered. “To me, the shade of
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your skin is the exact shade of happiness one gets from a bright summer’s day.
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Don’t ever be ashamed of that.”
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“Thank you,” he whispered, and his heart began thumping with delight as he felt
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his lips moving towards hers.
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A voice then decided to rudely cut into the serenity from behind them. “Your
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Highnesses?”
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“Seriously?” Celestia grunted out in a whisper, but then she put on the most
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diplomatic smile Anon had ever seen, a radiant display of happy cheeks and
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gleaming teeth that would have sent any diplomat screaming for home in terror.
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“Yes, Wysteria? What is it?”
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“I really do hate to interrupt, but you have a meeting with the Minister of
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Transportation in twenty minutes.”
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“We will be out momentarily.”
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Wysteria wisely didn’t move, however, so Celestia released Anon and grabbed the
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brush. She then gave Anon a furious scrubbing from head to feet, and he dunked
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himself to rinse and thus finish the process. Celestia then handed him the brush
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and lifted her wing, and Anon began scrubbing the long dark stain he’d left on
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her.
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Out of the corner of his eye he saw movement, and he glanced up to see Wysteria
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mouthing and pointing.
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Scrub where her wing meets her body.
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He cocked an eyebrow, matched her slightly devious smile, and moved the brush up
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to the indicated spot.
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Celestia then let out a very unregal screech and leaned back. “Stop that.”
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“Stop what?” he asked innocently.
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Celestia glanced back at Wysteria, then leaned back in towards Anon. “I’m
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ticklish right there.”
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“Oh really?” he asked, and then he began scrubbing the ticklish spot furiously.
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“No! Ah!” She laughed and snatched the brush from him, but he simply moved in
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with his own fingers.
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“Right there?! Are you sure?”
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“Stop it, stop it!” she giggled furiously. “This is unfair! I can’t ge-yah!”
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Wysteria smiled smugly as she left the scene of the now furious splash fight. >
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20. - Meetings, Meals and Makeovers >
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“Wow, that was boring.” Anon couldn’t stop the truth from spilling out. “I could
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also use tedious, trite, monotonous, stupefying, dull, and to get any further,
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I’m going to need a thesaurus and a few minutes to find the really good words.”
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“That it was, but it was also very important.” Celestia gave his cheek a kiss
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before they began walking down the hall. “The wrong gravel will lead to drainage
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issues and flooding, just as Minister Dusty Bottoms said.”
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“Yeah, but still. Two hours to talk about rocks? And not even big rocks.
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Teeny-weeny rocks just the right size and made out of just the right rock-stuff
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to allow drainage without clumping or shifting. And what’s worse, I think I was
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starting to understand him at the end there, just about the time my brain
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started oozing out of my ears from boredom.”
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“I’m afraid this is what the life of royalty is really like. There will be a
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healthy amount of tedium in your days from here on out.”
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“Well, I’ll just stay by you then. I bet we can liven things up together.”
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“Don’t tempt me.” She giggled with him. “I believe it will take very little to
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convince me to engage in your ‘nefarious’ plots.”
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“Auntie Celestia! Anon!” Cadence called out from behind. The newest and yet
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oldest royal couple paused, and both smiled as they turned to greet her.
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“Good morning, Cadence,” Celestia warmly greeted her niece. “You seem to be
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missing somepony.”
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“I don’t know where he ran off to. I was actually hoping you’d seen him.”
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“No, I’m afraid we haven’t,” Celestia replied, and Anon shook his head to
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emphasize the point. “We’ve been in a meeting for most of the morning.”
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“Where’d he go, then?” Cadence asked herself.
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“I’m sure he’s around here somewhere. Have you checked with the guards?”
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“A couple of them, but they haven’t seen him either. Or they’re covering for one
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of his Hocus Pocus: The Get-Together games. He mentioned something about
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perfecting his agro deck last week.”
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“Well, he couldn’t have gotten too far away. It is possible he was called away
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to deal with an issue within the ranks of his guards.”
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It was just then that Sergeant Pokey rounded the corner and cleared his throat.
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“Excuse me, Your Highnesses, but Captain Armor wants me to inform you that he
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has lunch ready in the private gardens. He will receive you at your leisure.”
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Cadence instantly went from worried to delighted. “He made lunch? That is so
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sweet! He hasn’t tried to cook since the talking cake incident.”
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“Talking cake?” Anon asked.
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“He somehow used an animation spell on a two-layer chocolate cake he made for
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me,” Cadence explained, as they all began walking with the sergeant towards the
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gardens. “It was a lovely cake but it kept shouting and hurling insults at us in
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Neighponese for some reason.”
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“So what did you do with it?”
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“Well, it wasn’t easy to find a translator, but apparently it had anger
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management issues stemming from when it was just a little Bundt cake and its
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cocoa father left its milk mother. We got it into some counseling, and now it’s
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on a speaking tour of the Empire, sharing motivational advice and positive,
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life-affirming lessons. Eventually it would like to settle down with a cute
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cream puff and have some mini lava cakes of its own.”
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Anon really didn’t know what to say to that.
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“I told him he needed to work on his animation spells,” Celestia casually
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replied. “He had a whole room of spears dancing around once with no way of
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stopping them.”
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“Oh, but I’m sure he’s gotten better, though. He wouldn’t have tried cooking
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again if he didn’t feel confident.”
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“Do you seriously have a talking cake walking around the Crystal Empire?” Anon
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blurted.
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Celestia bit her lower lip to hold back a snicker but Cadence remained calm.
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“Why would you doubt my story, Anon?”
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“Because if a cake had come to life in my house my mom would have stabbed it to
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death and then my dad would have sold it for twenty percent off.”
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Celestia did snicker that time.
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“All right, you got me,” Cadence replied with a laugh. “The cake started
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talking, yes; but as soon as it said that it was going to go straight to my hips
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I cancelled the animation spell on it. Sadly, I remember it being a bit dry
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too.”
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Anon chuckled with the other two. “You had me worried there for a minute. I
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guess Shining Armor needs to learn how to put chocolate pudding in his cake mix
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and I need to learn how to be less gullible.”
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“That’s not so easy, given your present company,” Cadence said. “I remember
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Auntie Celestia pulling a few fast ones on me.”
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“If you can be good-natured about our teasing you’ll be fine,” Celestia added.
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“And you’re welcome to try to get one on us as well.”
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“Right.” He gave them both a flat smile. “Nothing possibly could go wrong with
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that.”
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The three of them chatted about a couple of their favorite stunts and pranks as
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they made their way out to the gardens. Anon was interested to find that this
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little area was walled in and guarded, but yet open enough to allow perhaps
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forty ponies or so at any one time. Other than that, it was a miniature of the
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regular gardens: stone paths, two or three small statues, a quaint pond near the
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middle, and small flower patches spread here and there. It was pleasant, and
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Anon liked it.
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“You know, I have been neglecting that corner of the gardens for too long.”
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Celestia glanced up to Anon and gave him a smile that was brighter than her own
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sun. “I think I should plant some sunflowers over there. They would be just
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perfect, and add some much needed life and color.”
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“I dunno,” he said with a wary grin. “There’s some weird pests that get into
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them. You’ll have to be careful.”
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“Mm, I think the risk is acceptable.”
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More laughter came with this, and the Royals then found Shining Armor near the
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pond and under a stately and shady oak tree, a large red-checkered tablecloth
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beneath him. He smiled and waved once they made eye contact, and he pulled a
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rather sizeable picnic basket from the side of the tree as they finished walking
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over.
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“Shining Armor, you stupendous stallion!” Cadence gushed. “You made us a picnic
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lunch!”
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“I thought I would try and give Anon some competition,” he replied, with a wide
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grin. “It’s nothing fancy, but I think it’ll work.”
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Cadence peered in the basket, giggled a bit, and then levitated the plates and
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cutlery out as Anon and Celestia sat down together. It only took a moment for
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the picnic items to be distributed, and Anon thanked Cadence when she presented
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him with a fluted glass filled to the brim with freshly squeezed lemonade.
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“So, Chef Armor, what exquisite cuisine have you created for our enjoyment?”
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Anon asked.
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“Well, I tried to channel my inner gourmet chef as I prepared this, so I have a
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three-course meal. For the appetizer, I have fried green tomatoes.”
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“Oo, those look good,” Cadence remarked as Shining levitated a bowl of them out.
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“You did this by yourself?”
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“Chef Beet may have given me a few pointers, but I did do most of it. Please,
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dig in!”
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Anon took a bite, chewed thoughtfully for a moment, then forced his face to a
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pleased neutral. He didn’t need to critique this, he just needed to enjoy it.
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And, in fairness, they were decent. A touch on the thin side, now that he took a
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good look at them, and a bit too thick on the breading. He also had used
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tomatoes that were a shade too green, and they were nearly swimming in pepper.
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Shining had let the frying oil get too hot, so the outside was seared dark while
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the insides were barely cooked. They were crunchy little concoctions, but they
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were made with love for those who he loved, and that was all that mattered.
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Anon listened politely and tried not to crunch too loudly while Shining and
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Cadence discussed some things relating to the Crystal Empire over with Celestia
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as they ate. Production was up, and the manufacturing of crystal related items
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was really beginning to take off, but the overall capacity to manufacture was
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still stunted and the ability to get it to market was a concern as well. A few
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ideas were thrown about on how to alleviate these problems, and Celestia also
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encouraged them to work on broadening their industries so they could better
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weather any potential downturns in the economy.
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Then the main course came out: daisy sandwiches. Anon smirked a bit as Shining
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described how he had slaved and toiled over a hot oven to make the sandwiches
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perfect, but he said nothing and allowed the Captain to play it up. He didn't
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like daisies, because humans and eating flowers didn't mix well, but that was
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alright.
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“Anon, are you okay?” Celestia asked. “You seem awfully quiet.”
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“Oh, I’m fine; I’m just listening. I don’t have anything to add to a discussion
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on factory output and logistical concerns.”
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“Well then, let’s change the subject,” Cadence replied. “We did come here to get
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to know you better, Uncle Anon.”
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“And I thought Prince Anon was going to be weird to hear.” He chuckled.
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“It’ll grow on you. I know! Let’s play a game.”
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Shining gave his wife a knowing look. “Twenty Questions?”
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She smiled at him smugly. “Twenty questions, but I think we’ll just do a couple
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for today.”
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Anon smiled a bit as he glanced between them. “I get the feeling this is not the
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twenty questions I’m familiar with.”
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“No, I’ve modified it a bit. I would play this with my new clients when I was a
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foalsitter to help break the ice and to get to know the foal I was watching. I
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ask a question about you and then you ask me a question. It’s a fun way to learn
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about a pony, or human, and I usually gave a little toy or permission to stay up
-
past bedtime as a reward.”
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“Can I not answer a question?”
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“You can. The fun of it gets ruined otherwise.”
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“All right,” Anon said with a smile. “Why don’t we all try it. This does sound
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kinda fun.”
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“We’ll start with you, then. What is your favorite color?”
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“Well, it was red but I’m thinking I like white now,” he replied, with a smile
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for his wife.
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“Fair enough. Your turn now.”
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“One for you, my dear Celly, and it’s one I was going to ask about yesterday.
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What was with that question you asked Twilight about the square root of a
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negative number?”
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“Oh, that.” Celestia tittered a bit. “Twilight is a remarkable and intelligent
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young mare, but she has always had a tendency to obsess and fixate on details,
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as Cadence can attest to. Finally, in a fit of annoyance and desperation one day
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as she was prattling on about how I needed to conduct her math review before her
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first recess, I asked her that question. She ground to a stop, just like
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yesterday, and we later established that question—exactly the way I phrased
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it—as a signal for her to stop and to listen to me. It has been some time since
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I’ve had to ask her that, though.”
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“My turn to ask.” Shining smiled deviously. “Anon, did you go to public or
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private school, and in either case, could you stand the meals they provided?”
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“That’s two questions,” Anon noted.
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“So answer twice.”
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Anon rolled his eyes a bit. “All right. I went to public school, and yes, I ate
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school lunch most of the time. My family being in the business they were in
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meant that a home lunch was always over-complicated.
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“In fact, there’s a kinda funny story with that. First day of kindergarten,
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right? Little Anon is elated to go, and my parents let me make my own lunch for
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the first day. I was so eager to show off what I’d made, and to see what
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everyone else had, ‘cause obviously everyone works in a restaurant and has
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access to premium ingredients.
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“So we get to lunch. I sit down at the table, and I pull out a little napkin and
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put it in my lap before I begin, all proper and neat. I then started to unpack.
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“Now, of course the other kids have the usual stuff—peanut butter and jelly, hay
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chips, little sandwich cookies, the like—and then Little Anon pulls out a mixed
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greens salad lightly tossed in a balsamic vinaigrette dressing, a glazed
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vegetable dumpling the size of my five year old hand, a small container of apple
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puree—not applesauce, mind you, there is a difference—and six ounces of grape
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juice that was less than twelve hours old. I remember getting it all set up,
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grabbing my fork, and then finally looking around at what everypony else had. I
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was shocked they all had such common fare and they were all astonished that I
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had such fancy food. I think I spent most of that lunch trying to get my
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classmates to pronounce vinaigrette properly.
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“And the worst part?” he added as they all laughed lightly at the story. “The
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worst was when I pulled out my dessert. I had a homemade pudding that was so
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rich and creamy it made everyone’s mouth water, including Missus Willow’s. I had
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to bring a tub of it with me the next day to share with everyone.”
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“I would love to taste your pudding. Could you show me how to make it?” Celestia
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asked with a sly smile.
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“I’ll show you how to make it tonight, how’s that?” said Anon, trying to figure
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out why Cadence was snickering into a hoof and Shining Armor had turned away to
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cough vigorously into his napkin. “What did I say?”
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“I’ll tell you when you’re older,” Shining replied somehow.
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Anon shrugged before turning back to his wife. “Is that acceptable?” he added.
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“It sounds delightful,” Celestia replied with a quick nip of his ear.
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“Good. Now, let’s see.” Anon thought for a moment. “Cadence, have you ever
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regretted helping two ponies fall in love?”
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“No,” she cheerfully answered. “But I don’t force ponies to fall in love either.
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That makes all the difference. I just help them to see what they already have.”
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“Wow. Not one, not ever?”
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“Not a one. Now, some relationships haven’t worked out, but even then they
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stayed friends. So I haven’t had any regrets⁽*⁾.” (*) Except for the guppies.
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Don’t ask about the guppies.
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“I hope that continues,” Celestia remarked. “Perfect streaks are hard to
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maintain, however.”
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Anon somehow felt that she was speaking from some personal experience.
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“It may happen one day, but even then I'll keep at it,” Cadence said.
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Anon felt impressed, and he was sure it showed. Cadence’s devotion to her craft
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was inspiring, to say the least.
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“One from me,” Celestia stated. “Where does the phrase ‘bite the bark’ come
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from?”
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“Ah yes. That just bites the bark, doesn’t it?” Anon paused for a moment and
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gathered the details he would need in his head. “Honestly, no one in my family
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is totally sure where it came from or how it started. However, folklore tells of
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an ancient family member, the first to take up a ladle and knife and to ply the
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trade of cooking. He made music with mashed potatoes, soliloquies with string
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beans, and a fortune from figs.
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“This member of our family, however, became cocky and arrogant. As his skill
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grew so did his fame, and as fame came so did ego. He soon proclaimed himself
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the greatest cook that had ever been or ever would be, and that none could or
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would dare challenge him. Interestingly, some versions say that you, Celly, sent
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a challenger to bring this one back down to reality, though I think you would
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remember if this happened.”
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“It is rather amazing to see how often I commission a warrior for these sorts of
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things.” Celestia smiled and tapped her chin with a hoof. “I don’t recall
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sending a challenger for any cooking competitions or to eliminate rogue chefs,
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but it is within the realm of possibility, I suppose.”
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“Well, Celestia sent or not, a challenger did step forward. The terms were
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simple: cook a better meal for a panel of judges. It would be an epic clash of
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skill, and he agreed readily to the contest.
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“To make a long story short, he lost. It was then he realized he’d never
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bothered to find out what terms he’d agreed to, and the challenger set him to
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gather and split firewood with only his teeth. He began to do so, and thus began
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biting bark.
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“It’s also not clear how long he had to do this, but once the lesson was learned
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the challenger allowed him to stop, and from then on the phrase ‘to bite the
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bark’ came to mean either dealing with an extremely uncomfortable situation or
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as a reminder to avoid arrogance and pride. My parents on occasion would send me
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off to school with the admonition to ‘remember not to bite the bark,’ and it was
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a catchy little way to remember to be humble and friendly with others.”
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“That’s a fun little story,” Cadence said with a smile.
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“Now, a question for the good Captain,” Anon said.
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“Uh oh,” said Captain replied while bobbing his eyebrows.
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“What is the one piece of advice you would give me to help me transition into
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being a prince?”
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Shining nodded his head in appreciation. “Honestly? Be yourself. You’re going to
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feel an immense amount of pressure to change or to be different so as to fit in
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with Celestia or the nobles better, but don’t let it get to you. Celestia loves
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you the way you are now. If you change in a way that is not true to yourself,
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you’ll ruin the magic you share. Don’t be afraid to do Anon things and to say
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Anon stuff. Don’t worry about if you’re being princely enough. Worry more about
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being Anon enough.”
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Anon glanced up at Celestia, who gave him a warm smile.
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“He is right, there will be some who will want you to twist and contort yourself
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to fit their mold and ideals. They will say you are doing a disservice to
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Equestria by being Anon, that you are an embarrassment and an outrage. You’re
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not. I think you are perfect just the way you are.”
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“Thanks. I’ll remember that.”
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A few more questions were tossed back and forth as they finished their
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sandwiches, but they were light and fun in nature. Celestia, however, was
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eventually forced to announce that she and Anon needed to attend to Day Court.
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Before they left, however, Shining had one last part of the meal to share: fresh
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brownies.
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“Oo, these look good,” Cadence remarked, as Shining handed out a sizeable square
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to everyone.
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“I hope they are. Chef Beet said this was the absolute best recipe for brownies.
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Hopefully they measure up to Anon’s.”
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“Ah, but I haven’t made brownies here yet. I need to now so we… can…” Anon
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squinted at the brownie in his hoof. He had given it his usual sniff for a new
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food, but something smelled very wrong. He took another deep whiff, then
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coughed.
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“Shining, are you sure you put—”
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“PLAH!” Shining spit his bite out and then began wiping his tongue with his
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hooves. Celestia and Cadence were a bit more dignified about it, having calmly
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lifted their napkins up, but still the offensive square came out and faces of
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disgust were pulled.
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“—sugar in them,” Anon concluded. “I think you grabbed the salt by mistake.”
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“You get to cook from here on out,” Shining groaned as the lemonade began to
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disappear quickly.
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Anon chuckled a bit as he watched his love gargle yet another glass of water,
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swish it around in her mouth and cheeks, and then swallow it with a “blagh”
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thrown in for good measure.
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“You going to be okay? I’ve lost track of how much water you’ve drunk.”
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“I may be a little longer in the lavatory this evening, but I’ll be fine.”
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“If you say so.”
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“Bleh.” She stuck her tongue out at him for a moment. “Luna will love this when
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she hears about it. Wysteria, send in the next petitioner, please.”
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Two pegasus mares then entered, and both looked extremely cross. One roughly
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bumped into the other as they walked up, but it was returned in kind without
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hesitation.
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Anon groaned inwardly. He’d seen the look they shared back home, and it always
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meant that somepony was upset about their meal. They would now demand a refund,
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a free meal, and an apology while kissing their hooves and begging their
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forgiveness, in that order.
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But how would this all work out since, by some fantastic means, he technically
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was one of the supreme voices in all of Equestria? He fought back a smile as the
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two pegasi bowed. No more apologizing because the carrots were slightly
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overcooked for him!
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“Good afternoon, my little ponies,” Celestia greeted them evenly. “What do you
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have to bring before the court?”
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“Your Highness, we’re here to appeal a court decision,” the mare on the right
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answered.
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“You’re here to appeal,” the other mare cut in. “I’m here to make sure your
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appeal fails.”
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“Oh, go jump in a cactus!”
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“Go spit in the wind!”
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Celestia lifted one hoof just a fraction of an inch, but it silenced both mares
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as swiftly as if she had used her magic. “If you two can’t behave, I will
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dismiss you from this court. There is no call for your behavior. Now, let’s
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start with names, one at a time if you please.”
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“I’m Foxglove, Princess,” the mare on Anon’s left spoke first.
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“Calm Breeze, Your Highness.”
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“Thank you. Calm Breeze, what is the nature of your appeal?”
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“I’m contesting a ruling by a probate court on my father’s estate.”
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Anon wasn’t surprised at all to hear that. Money always made for the most nasty
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fights.
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“I see,” Celestia replied as a guard quickly handed her a bundle of papers.
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“This would be the lower court’s ruling then, yes?”
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“It is.”
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“Let’s see.” Celestia began skimming the first page. “The estate is that of one
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Rock Bottom, Esquire, a lawyer in Barrelstown. If I am reading this right, it
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says that Calm Breeze is a biological daughter, while Foxglove is a
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stepdaughter. Is this correct?”
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“Yes,” both mares replied.
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“Very well. Calm Breeze, since you are the one making the appeal we will have
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you go first. Foxglove, please go with Sergeant Pepper into the hallway, and we
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will call you in to testify momentarily.”
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Foxglove nodded and left, and Celestia took a slow breath in. “Let us start at
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the beginning. Please explain why you are appealing this decision to Prince Anon
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while I read this over.”
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Anon felt a small wave of panic before remembering Celestia could multitask. He
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then focused on Calm, and she cleared her throat.
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“Your Highness, as was mentioned I am Rock Bottom’s biological daughter. My
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mother passed away when I was four, and Father remarried two years later.
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Foxglove is her daughter.”
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Anon most definitely caught the note of anger in her voice. Her was fairly spat,
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as if it were a brownie made with salt and bile.
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“My father suffered from some kind of senility after her death, however, and my
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step-sister took advantage of this fact by having his last will and testament
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altered to show her as the sole beneficiary of his estate, when he had planned
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to give it to me. She’s a manipulative, spoiled brat who will stop at nothing
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to—”
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“Ah-ah,” Anon chided. “Just the facts, please. This is not the time for
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character assassination.”
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“Well, she’s stolen Father’s things from me. I just want back what is mine.”
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“Did your father leave literally everything to Foxglove?” Anon asked. “There
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isn’t a thing for you?”
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“Well, there are a couple of token items for me in the revised will, but I was
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originally going to get most of everything.”
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“I see,” Anon replied thoughtfully. “When was the will changed?”
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“Five years ago, I think.”
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“And you claim your father’s mental issues began shortly before this change,
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correct?”
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“Yes, Your Highness.”
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“When did your stepmother pass away?”
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Calm pouted. “About five years ago, Your Highness, but that’s just a
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coincidence.”
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Anon nodded. “I see. And your appeal requests that the revised will be revoked
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and the original reinstated, yes?”
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“Yes, Your Highness.”
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“Thank you. If you will, please step out while we speak to Miss Foxglove.”
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The mares switched, and Foxglove bowed deeply before the throne of Equestria.
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“Your Highnesses, I appreciate your willingness to hear my side of this ordeal.
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Calm has been harassing me ever since my mother died, and I just want this
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nightmare to end.”
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Anon nodded. “Why don’t you tell me how this all came to be.”
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“Well, that’s a simple enough story. Calm’s mother died when she was four or so,
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and Rock Bottom married my mother a couple of years later. She—my mom, that
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is—had divorced my real dad a few months before this, so there’s always been
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some question about my mother’s real motivations. Mother and Father truly loved
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each other, though, and they had a wonderful marriage.
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“So, when my mom died suddenly, Father took it really hard. I’m sure Calm told
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you he suffered from some sort of mental issue, but the only thing that
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afflicted him was a broken heart. He just… well, he lost the will to live, I
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suppose.
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“A few months before he died, Father sat down and told me about the will. He’d
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rewritten it with Mother, and he explained that I would receive most of his
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estate, since Calm had squandered her part already. My sister couldn’t be
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bothered to visit us during Father’s last days, or for his funeral, but she
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showed up real quick when she found out she didn’t have any inheritance left. I
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don’t want her to steal what was left to me; she’ll just squander it on parties
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and expensive clothing and whatever else she wasted her portion on while she was
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in college. This is just a last-ditch effort on her part. I’m pleased the
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probate court has ruled in my favor, and I’m sure Your Highnesses will too.”
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Anon asked one or two more questions about Calm Breeze and her wasteful spending
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habits before inviting Calm back into the throne room. The ‘sisters’ glared
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daggers at each other while Celestia continued to review the court ruling with
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Anon, but in low whispers, the Princess pointed out to her husband that there
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was no evidence to support Calm’s case.
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“Princess, please,” Calm Breeze begged after a few minutes. “I just want what’s
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rightfully mine.”
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“Yours?” Foxglove spat. “You spent your part already. Father was trying to
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protect me, you dunderhead!”
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“Look, you hag! I was doing just fine until…”
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“May I remind you that you will be dismissed if your behavior is not
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appropriate?” Anon stated. He wasn’t afraid to pull some authority on two
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squabbling foals; he’d done it dozens of times back home.
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“Cram it, Greeny!” Calm shouted back at him, her face going red in anger.
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“You’re not in charge, Celestia is!”
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“Enough!”
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Celestia sent a pulse of magic through the throne room that pushed everypony
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besides Anon and herself a foot off from where they were, and every flag and
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banner in the hall snapped loudly. The two bickering mares were immediately
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silenced by the outburst, and all eyes were on the Princess, who had her wings
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fully flared and her head slightly bowed.
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“Listen to me very carefully,” she stated, without looking up. Her tone was cold
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and haunting, complete and absolute, and Anon felt a twinge of fear slink down
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his own spine despite not being the one who was in trouble. “Prince Anon has
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equal standing and authority with me, and I will NOT tolerate crass insults
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against him in this Court. Is. That. Clear?”
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“Yes, Princess,” they both meekly replied.
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Celestia gave her full and undivided attention to them now, and she took on an
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even more fearsome look in so doing. “Calm Breeze, I see no fault in this
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ruling. Do you have any physical proof—a statement from a doctor, a notarized
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document from a reliable witness, or anything of the like—that shows your father
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did suffer from the symptoms you have claimed, or that he was manipulated in any
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way?”
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“No, I don’t.”
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“Then until you can provide such, the ruling of the probate court will stand.
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You are dismissed. Foxglove, please remain for a moment.”
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Sergeant Pepper moved to escort Calm Breeze out, but she was pretty quick to
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show herself the door. Foxglove then found herself under Celestia’s intense
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stare, and she gulped loudly.
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“I am disappointed.” Celestia let the silence speak for her until she moved her
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head ever so slightly back and forth while taking a deep breath. “You did not
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need to provoke your step-sister. The flaw in her argument was quite evident.
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Egging her on like that was petty and beneath you. I was hoping that you could
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offer a path of reconciliation to her instead. She is, after all, your father’s
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other daughter.”
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“But she wasted Father’s money!”
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“There are things no amount of money can buy. A sister, for example. Luna tried
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to destroy me and bring about an endless night, yet she stands now as your
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Princess. For a thousand years, I would have given anything to have her back.
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Anything.”
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Foxglove didn’t reply to that. She couldn’t even look Celestia in the eye.
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“I grant there is much about your family that I do not know, so I will not pass
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judgement on your actions. I will only point out that forgiveness usually works
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far better than spite. I know I am grateful I did not condemn my sister for
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always and eternity because of what she did. Be willing to give Calm Breeze a
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second chance.”
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“All right. I can do that.”
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Celestia nodded, and Foxglove was shown out. Celestia then took a very deep
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breath, forced her wings down, and then smiled when Anon put a hand on her
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shoulder.
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“Remind me to never make you mad.”
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“I may have let my anger get out of hoof slightly, but that really ruffled my
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feathers when she called you greeny. You’re not anything like that.”
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“I can be a bit zesty sometimes,” he offered with a waggle of his eyebrows. “And
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I’ve been called worse. One bully back in middle school called me ‘piss spot’
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for the longest time.”
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“And you didn’t tell anypony?”
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“Oh, I told. Didn’t stop him. I just accepted it one day, and I took all the fun
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out of it when I responded like it was my real name.”
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The humorous anecdote released the tension that had built, and Celestia giggled
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with Anon a bit. “Wysteria, are there any more petitioners?”
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“No, they were the last ones,” the faithful secretary said with a quick glance
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down the hallway.
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“Good. Let us adjourn Day Court then.”
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“Your Highness?” Sergeant Pepper walked back in with a large package on his back
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while the doors shut. “This just arrived from Ponyville for you.”
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Celestia squealed slightly in delight, snatched the package up in her magic, and
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then eagerly ripped it open. She then tilted it up and away from Anon as he
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tried to peer in.
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“What is that?” he playfully asked.
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“Something that will help you feel more like a prince, once we deal with one
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little thing,” she replied with a wide grin. “Tell me, when was the last time
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you had your hair trimmed?”
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* * ✹ * *
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“Oo, I was hoping this would come today, particularly after what happened in the
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bath this morning.” Celestia giggled and clapped her hooves together gleefully.
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“Are you almost done, Anon?”
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“I don’t know about this,” he called back from behind the blind. “I feel like a
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stuffed pepper that’s trying to pass itself off as saffron.”
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“Don’t be silly. I bet you look perfect. Come out, I want to see!”
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“Then why did you make me come back here?”
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“So there could be a dramatic reveal! C’mon! Out, out!”
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Anon then slowly stepped out. He tugged at the collar of the jacket, but then
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turned to face Celestia broadside. “I look ridiculous, don’t I?”
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Celestia didn’t reply. Instead, she levitated a full length mirror over from
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across the room, and stood to walk over to Anon as be looked at his reflection.
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“You look magnificent,” she whispered to him.
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Anon did have to admit he looked good. Rarity had created an official dress coat
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and matching pants for him to wear, in a regal navy blue color with a royal gold
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belt and bright brass buttons running up the front that flashed brilliantly. The
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coat was trimmed in white, fit him like a glove, and yet felt as soft as a
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lamb’s ear against his barrel. Celestia’s solar emblem was affixed to each
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shoulder on a white pad, and coupled with his Celestial Crystal he looked as
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princely as anyone like him could ever hope to.
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“You clean up well, too,” Celestia purred in his ear. “This is a good style on
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you.”
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“Are you sure? I mean, the coat is nice, but do you really think the hair is
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okay? I haven’t had it this short in a long time.”
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She gave him a sly look, then ran a bare hoof through it. She giggled a little
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as a shudder of delight ran through him.
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“Mm, yes. I’d say it works. It’s a good thing I got to you first; I’d hate to
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lose this handsome Prince to Luna.”
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“Naw,” he stammered. “It’s just a… just a coat, pants, and a hair cut, and…
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well, y’know…”
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He then turned and looked at her eagerly. “Do you really think I’m handsome?”
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She smiled, and it was clear she understood his intent. He wasn’t asking because
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he doubted her, he was asking because he wanted to hear her say it again.
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“You were handsome before in a messy way. You are handsome now, in a cleaned up
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way.” She then moved in close to his ear. “And you will be handsome to me even
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when you are old and gray.”
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She nipped his ear playfully, and when she pulled back he felt an extremely
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dopey look spread with his joy. Anon then expressed how he felt in one word:
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“Wow.” > 21. - Wysteria and Quill >
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Wysteria Inkwell flipped idly through the pages on her trusty clipboard,
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carefully reviewing the upcoming days’ events and ensuring that she had
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everything she needed to discuss with her employer. The day had been eventful,
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she had to admit, but all that remained was some quick confirmations and to file
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her paperwork before heading home for the evening. She was eager to slip off the
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flower-faced collar she wore that established her as Princess Celestia’s
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secretary, aide-de-camp, and overall right-hoof mare, warm up the leftover
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broccoli salad that was in her icebox, and then to slip into her favorite plush
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robe and vanish into the pages of the latest Love Lost novel.
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Such was her life, and she was pleased to have it. Becoming Celestia’s secretary
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had been a combination of hard work, persistence, and a bit of sheer dumb luck,
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but it also entailed long days—and the occasional long night, prissy nobles with
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their heads in…well, never mind that; and dealing with some of the most
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frustrating and oddball circumstances one could imagine. There was prestige in
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her employment, but there was also more than enough figurative mud for her to
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wade through on any given day.
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Yet, Wysteria never felt like she was underappreciated, and she flipped past all
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the pages on her faithful organizational tool to look at the custom engraving at
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the bottom right corner.
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For Wysteria, the pony who looks after me and what I treasure most.
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A small smile tugged on her lips. The clipboard had been a gift from the
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Princess on the fifth anniversary of her employment, and it was now one of her
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most treasured possessions. It was a fine thing, made of a premium tarnish-free
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silver and with Celestia’s emblem embossed on the back in colorful gemstones. It
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had a spot for a spill proof inkwell, extra metal quill holders, and the
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Princess had personally imbued it with an enchantment that kept it from being
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lost or stolen. Of course, the three weeks extra paid vacation—which she still
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had not taken—and the anniversary bonus in her paycheck had been most welcome
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too, but it was touching that Celestia had taken the time to have this custom
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clipboard made and to have engraved it with her own horn.
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It was the respect and appreciation that she received from her employer that had
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kept her there. Her skill set was impressive enough that she could find
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employment in the private sector and receive twice her current salary, but then
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there would be no Princess of the Sun. Celestia was an amazing pony even from a
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distance, but when one was able to work up close with her, as she had done, one
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quickly saw her as far more than just a princess. She was a mentor, a teacher, a
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friend and a role model of the highest quality. Celestia seemed to be able to
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naturally bring out the best in anypony she interacted with, and it had so
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thoroughly inspired and motivated Wysteria that she had willingly taken on more
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responsibilities, even at the expense of her family, friends, or even a
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potential special somepony. Celestia was the pony that others aspired to be, and
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Wysteria gladly did all that she could to make sure Celestia's light could shine
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as brightly as possible.
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Wysteria then shook her head while her mind drifted back to the events of the
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last week. She had been beyond shocked to find that Celestia had written a law
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that forced her royal self into marriage, only if the oddest circumstance
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occurred, and that some stupid man had somehow managed to stumble right into it.
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There had been several all-nighters involved in keeping the news from getting
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out across the whole castle staff, and then to the general public. She had lied,
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fibbed, stretched the truth, obfuscated, misdirected, begged, pleaded, bribed,
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cajoled, whined, cried, and in one particular instance, used a little piece of
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blackmail she never wanted to think about ever again. She had run herself nearly
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to a nervous breakdown trying to keep ahead of the rumors and the tabloids, and
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there had been more than a few times when Wysteria had begged Harmony, Fate, or
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whatever had done this to help Celestia find the loophole or legality that would
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get them all out of this mess and get life back to normal.
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Leave it to her boss to write a perfect, irreversible law when in a panic.
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Wysteria had personally gone over it herself and couldn’t find a single fault in
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it.
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Wysteria's rage at the green freeloading scoundrel had multiplied tenfold on the
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day of their wedding. The mere thought of her illustrious Highness being forced
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to become Celestia Mous was enough to make the secretary's blood boil and her
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vision go red. With Celestia’s name being debased as it was, there would no
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doubt be far-reaching negative consequences, and the male menace didn’t seem to
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have a clue as to what he was really doing to the whole of Equestria.
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Then the divorce had come to light. She had gleefully written the decree out
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with her own quill, using every single bit of willpower she had left to keep
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from dotting all the i's with little smiley faces. She was a bit concerned while
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taking down Celestia’s every word—she personally found the terms to be far too
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generous—but she let it slide with the happy thought that this would finally
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clear out the riff-raff and allow Celestia to get back to what she really needed
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to focus on: her ponies.
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But then he hadn’t signed it. The fool wanted to try to make the relationship
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work.
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And Wysteria had been even more floored when she found out Celestia didn’t want
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to sign the decree either.
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What was the world coming to? Celestia should have forced him to sign it and
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then thrown him out without another thought. He was naïve, he was uneducated, he
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was totally unprepared to accept the role of Prince. He wasn’t even all that
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attractive, either: Wysteria had rapidly summed up his looks as exotic, but not
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attractive. What Celestia had seen in him was beyond her; if she was going to
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marry, then she should at least find someone whose beauty matched her own. The
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Baron of Fetloch, for example. Now there was a stallion, oh mama!
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But Anon did stay, and Wysteria had found herself with a new boss. For the first
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time in her career, she dragged her hooves and resisted following her Princess’
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instruction to help Anon acclimate and to keep him on schedule with the goings
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on in the palace. She was forced to work with the clown, and while she didn’t
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like it to any degree she hesitantly agreed to weather the storm for the
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Princess.
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But then she’d talked with him, watched him work. He wasn’t anything like she
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had expected, and in a good way: he was reserved, thoughtful, and observant. He
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treated Celestia with deep concern and awed reverence. He actually cared about
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her. And in the day-to-day grind of dealing with the royal Bundt cakes that made
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up the Courts and Ministries, Wysteria found that he maintained a polite
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humility that gave a blast of fresh air to everything.
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And within a short amount of time, Anonymous won her over as well. What he
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lacked in birthright he more than made up for in true royalty and pure
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character.
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Wysteria chuckled a bit to herself as she rounded the final corner to Celestia’s
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– or, now Celestia and Anon’s – chambers, and she thought about the remarkable
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change that had come over her employer. Celestia was, of course, eternally
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pleasant and endlessly gracious to everypony she met, but now? It was like a
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switch had been flipped, and the Princess went about her days with a spring in
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her step, a song in her heart and on her lips, and an overflowing dose of
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happiness for everyone she encountered. She was brighter now, with more vigor
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and pep than Wysteria had ever seen before. Anonymous had managed to bring out a
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side of Celestia that hadn’t been seen in, well, maybe ever.
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He had brought out her youth again, and the joyful optimism that naturally came
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with it.
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Wysteria adjusted her glasses, made sure her papers were in order, and then
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knocked on the door once before opening it with her magic.
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She paused just inside the doorway. In the middle of the room stood Anon, in a
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regal-looking jacket and pants that must have been in the earlier package that
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had arrived from Rarity. He was looking himself over in Celestia’s full length
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mirror, and Celestia was right next to him, admiring the view and whispering
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something in his ear. He did look rather proper and, yes, even royal in it, and
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she had to admit that, given the right clothing, he did have a sort of
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unassuming charm about him.
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Celestia then pulled back, and when she saw Anon's dopey expression, it was like
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… well, like he was so happy that his face could not smile enough.
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Wysteria felt her heart melt a little at the sight. No matter what it took, she
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promised herself right then and there to do whatever she could to help their
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love blossom and grow. A love like this deserved no less.
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“Wow,” Anon remarked.
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“Wow indeed.” Celestia agreed. “My dear husband, you look positively royal. I do
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believe the expression on my secretary’s face says it all.”
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“Wh-what?” Wysteria stammered, and her cheeks began burning. She quickly lifted
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her clipboard up to block her face and her embarrassment, but again the
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inscription came into sight:
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…the pony who looks after me and what I treasure most.
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Her smile grew bigger as the Royals chuckled. She would be most pleased to
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continue to do so.
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Wysteria walked out of the Royal chambers with a happy little tune. With the
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details for tomorrow now settled, she had only to file her paperwork and go
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home.
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But across the hall stood Corporal Quillpoint, and after a moment of thought,
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Wysteria adjusted her glasses and marched up to the gold-plated goof.
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“Good evening, Miss Wysteria. What can I do for you?” Quill asked.
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“Quillpoint, I’m off in fifteen minutes. Why don’t you and I go get a drink
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tonight?”
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Quillpoint hesitated. Protocol said he wasn't supposed to discuss personal
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things while on duty, but his eagerness to talk to her was obvious.
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“But you’ve always rejected me in the past,” he stiffly whispered.
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“Say yes or no. Going once...”
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“Yes! Totally yes!” he blurted, and then he quickly sealed up the crack in his
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composure.
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“Great. I’ll go talk to Lieutenant Spear Point about your schedule. You should
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take me somewhere classy, but not too expensive. If I see one pony with the
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title of Duke, Baron, Viscount, or Prince, I'm out.”
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Wysteria then trotted away with a bounce in her step and a swish to her tail
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that she had not felt in years. If her boss could have a love life, why couldn’t
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she?
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And in her wake, being careful not to be seen doing it, Corporal Quillpoint
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punched the air in silent success, then settled back into his relaxed guarding
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pose, only with a pleased smile on his face. > 22. - Do You Feel the Love? >
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“Anon? Where did you go?”
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Celestia peered around her room. He had been sleeping so soundly and with such a
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cute little smile on his face that she simply couldn’t bring herself to wake him
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when she had gotten up to raise the sun.
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But now he wasn’t there.
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Celestia’s ears then honed in on some faint singing that was coming from her
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bathroom, and she quietly snuck her way to the shower. Anon had a catchy
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nonsense tune echoing off the walls, and he was belting it out without a care in
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the world.
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“Shoop-be-doo! Shoop shoop-be-doo!”
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Celestia cringed. Anon was singing at least a full octave above where his voice
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naturally was, so the song was coming out very harsh, very screechy, and very
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discordant. It was bad enough that it was making her ears hurt. With a bit of
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magic to mask her hoofsteps, she maneuvered in behind her husband, who was in
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the midst of a vigorous lathering of his hair. She then sat behind him and
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snaked her arms softly around his barrel.
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“Shoop-be doo, Shoop-shoop be wooeeEEK!”
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“My dear Anon, you need to drop down an octave,” she breathed into his soapy
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ear. “You are most definitely not an alto.”
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“You need to warn me when you’re going to do stuff like that,” he replied, with
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a turn and a quick swipe of his eyes to clear the soap from his vision. Since he
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was eye-level to his beloved, he wrapped his own arms around her in one swift
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motion, and her wings wrapped around him in reply. “But, I must admit, the view
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just got immensely better.”
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“Oh? Is that so?” she tittered.
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“Very,” he replied as their noses and then their foreheads touched. “I
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definitely needed more Celly in here.”
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“Mm, it’s a good thing I came then, unless you speak of another Celly.”
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“Never.” He shook his head gently. “How could anything under your sun begin to
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compete with you? It is here where I shall find completeness.”
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“I like the way you talk, dear Anon,” she whispered, and her lips began to inch
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towards his. “Even if your grammar is a bit rough…”
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Oh, was this finally going to be it? Celestia could feel the anticipation
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building as he tilted his head slightly to one side, puckered his lips, and…
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…and now she was in the dining room. The dining room?
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“Celly, quickly! A crime of the most heinous nature has occurred! I need your
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immediate assistance!”
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“Lulu, you have no idea what you’ve just done, do you?” Celestia replied with a
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great deal of annoyance and more than a little dripping on the floor.
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“Well, you were probably making smoochy faces in the shower with your husband,
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so I do believe I am helping you get on with your day. Besides, this is a true
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emergency! A national crisis!”
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“All right. Who died?”
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“Died? Dear sister, don’t be so morbid.”
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Celestia put a hoof to her forehead. “You ran out of corn flakes again, didn’t
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you?”
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“Yes!” Luna pouted and sniffled. “You know how I love my corn flakes!”
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“Did you check your emergency stash?”
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“Yes, and they are gone as well! I believe they have been pilfered!”
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“And your secondary reserve?”
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“Is… well, it’s… I mean, it may or may not have been compromised, and…”
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With a sigh as deep as one of the craters on Luna’s moon, Celestia teleported a
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box of corn flakes from Luna’s ‘so super secret it’s almost not a secret
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anymore’ stash and then shoved it into her chest roughly.
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“Huzzah! Dear sister, you have redeemed the day!” Luna cheered, and she hugged
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the box of cherished flakes tightly.
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“Glad I could be of assistance,” she grumbled. “May I go check on my husband
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now?”
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“Oh yes, by all means.” Luna waved a dismissive hoof at her. “Come, Flakey.
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Breakfast awaits us!”
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Celestia then teleported back without further ado, but it was as she feared:
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Anon was now out of the shower.
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“Of all the rotten times to run out of cereal,” she muttered in ominous tones.
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“Anon? Where are you?”
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“I’m in here,” he called out. Celestia followed the sound of his voice out of
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the shower, then promptly received a towel to the face for her efforts.
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A pair of hands then began rubbing her snout with tender concern, and a
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delighted smile emerged on an adorably green face while the towel moved down the
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left side of her neck.
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“Luna should really let you dry off before she teleports you away,” he offered.
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“I bet you left a puddle wherever you were.”
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“She should also not call me away for trivial matters. It seems a national
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emergency is now defined by running out of one’s favorite cereal.”
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“Really?” he simply asked, and Celestia nodded. “Huh. So can I do that when you
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don’t make pancakes?”
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“Yes,” she replied with a laugh. “I want you to shut down the entire government
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until you get my pancakes.”
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“Will do!” he replied with a quick salute. He then laughed with her as he kept
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drying her side. “Why didn’t you wake me up today?”
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“I just couldn’t. You looked so peaceful and comfortable, I couldn’t bear to
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disturb you.”
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“Okay. That’s a good reason, but please wake me up from now on? I like watching
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you raise the sun. I can live with a little less sleep if it means more time
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with you.”
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“You flatterer.” She giggled. “I’ll make sure to wake you from now on.”
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“Thanks.”
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Anon continued his rub down at a brisk clip, but when he reached her flank he
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paused and gently touched her cutie mark with his hand.
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“What is it?” she asked.
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“Oh, nothing. Just a dumb question.”
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“The only dumb question is the one that is not asked.”
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“Right. Let me rephrase and say it’s an insensitive question.”
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“Anon, just ask,” she gently prodded. “I don’t think it is all that.”
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“All right. Do you remember getting your cutie mark?”
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She grew thoughtful, and her eyes closed. “I’m afraid I do not. It is one of
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those things I wish I did remember. I know I had it before I ascended, and I
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know I was confused by it for a time, but now there is a blank void in my memory
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where that should be.”
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“I suppose after twelve hundred years I would forget too.”
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“Sadly, any significant event in one’s life can be forgotten, given enough time.
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I have often thought that memories are a bit like plants: unless they are
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constantly cared for, they will wither away.”
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“I could see that. I’ve never understood how anyone could forget an anniversary,
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but if person isn’t willing to tend to the memory and remember the special
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nature of it, it just becomes plain, regular and potentially forgotten.”
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“Exactly. In the end, we all have to YEOW!”
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Anon retreated four or five steps and quickly wound up the towel again as
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Celestia whirled and glared playfully at him. He had a delighted smirk, and then
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he began dancing to his left as he held his weapon of welt production at the
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ready.
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“Oh, you are going to pay for that one!” she threatened with a smile and a
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snort.
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She then made a feint forward, but her hoof got in close enough to get caught by
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the edge of the snapping towel.
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“Oh, that is it!”
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“Are there any welts left on my ass?” Anon whined.
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Celestia quite thoroughly enjoyed checking Anonymous’s posterior for any
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wet-towel-induced injuries once again. It had only taken her perhaps thirty
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seconds to snag the towel from him—with her hooves, not her magic, thank you—and
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then perhaps a minute more before she caught up to him in the hallway and rained
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down unholy-yet-pleasantly-plush towel torment upon his backside. While he had
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given her quite the welt from his surprise attack, he had suffered at least a
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dozen retribution shots in return.
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It was a good thing Celestia also knew how to heal what she had hurt.
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“I don’t see anything. You should be fine,” she replied, with a slight snicker.
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“Does it feel sore at all?”
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“No, it feels alright. I think I should be okay.”
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“I promise I’ll go easier on you next time. I’d hate to spoil the view back
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here.”
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Anon’s cheeks went as red as a tomato and he tried vainly to cover his whole
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rear with his hands, but there simply wasn’t enough hand to complete the job.
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“Oo, do that again,” she teased. “Your hands frame your rear quite nicely when
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you do that.”
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“Don’t we have some kind of meeting to go to?” he said while trying to keep the
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squeak out of his voice.
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“Alas, we do. We should have something other than corn flakes sent up to eat
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while we meet with Minister Penny Wise.”
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“Okay, don’t tell me.” He wrinkled his snout in thought. “Finances, right?”
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“Ministry of Finance, yes. Very good!”
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“She’s the only one I remember. I suppose I’ll get them all straight
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eventually.”
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“Wysteria should be very helpful in that regard,” Celestia replied as they
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started off. “She knows all of the Ministers, their deputies, and a great many
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lower managers too. If you’re ever unsure, just ask me or her.”
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“I don’t envy her position.”
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“It takes a special type of pony to handle the sheer amount of information she
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does, and she is probably the finest Executive Secretary I’ve ever had. I only
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hope she knows how much I appreciate what she does.”
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“I think she does,” he said with a smile.
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“You do?”
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“Yeah. She’s coming up behind us and heard everything we were talking about.”
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“I stand behind every word I said,” Celestia stated emphatically, and Wysteria
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gave her boss a gigantic smile.
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“I only ask you remember all that when my performance review comes up, your
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highness. But for now, Minister Wise is running just a minute or two late but
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she is coming. Prince Anon’s desk has been set up and is ready to be used, and
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Prince Shining wanted me to relay that he and Princess Cadence will be out for
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most of the day on, quote very urgent matters unquote.”
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“Very well, I see that Cadence has developed good instincts with regard to
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meeting with the Finance section also. I must remember to praise her for that
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later. I presume Minister Right Angle is still sending one of her deputies to
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discuss the plans from Baltimare?”
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“Let me see...” Wysteria flipped through the pages of her clipboard for a moment
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“um…yes. Yes, Deputy Plumb Level.”
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“Excellent, thank you.”
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Wysteria nodded and then trotted off to attend to her other duties. Celestia
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turned back to Anon, who looked thoughtful.
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“Question?” she simply asked.
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“More a general statement. I didn’t know you had an office, but it makes sense
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if I stop and think about it.”
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“We have an office now,” Celestia replied. “But we won’t be spending a lot of
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time there. It feels too much like a jail cell, and I find it to be rather
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confining most of the time.”
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“Yeah, I bet that sitting in a little room for hours on end gets old after a few
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hundred years.”
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“Having you with me will be immensely helpful though,” she said while nipping
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behind his ear quickly.
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“You sure I won’t be a distraction instead?” he retorted, and he swung his arm
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just enough to brush her flank.
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“If that is the case then it’s a good thing the door can be locked.”
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Her tail smacked his butt, and she took off with a prance and a laugh while Anon
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tried to recover.
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“I hope I never get used to that,” Anon muttered with a grin.
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Anon was bored.
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Very bored.
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Bored, bored, bored. He was so bored, in fact, that he was wondering if it was
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possible for someone to die of boredom. If such a thing could be, then his own
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life was in grave danger.
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So, so bored.
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“…this represents a thirty-eight percent increase in the total number of plows
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purchased, suggesting the reduction in the tariff on Griffonstone had the
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desired effect. It would be prudent to keep the level as is, and then to urge
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the manufacturers to increase production by twelve percent by offering
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incentives and…”
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Anon thought backwards for a moment. Minister Wise had simply walked into the
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room with a quick three-tap knock, plopped in the chair in front of Celestia,
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and had launched into her prepared proposal on the budget without even so much
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as a ‘good morning.’
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The proposal itself had two problems for Anon: one, Minister Wise was delivering
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it in the most uninteresting and monotone voice possible and two, she was using
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every technical term the realm of finances had. Anon had understood about one
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tenth of what she was saying, the rest of it was pure nonsense and gibberish to
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him.
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Questions were right out too. At the beginning he had asked one or two questions
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on the parts he had understood, but this then led to her slowly turning her head
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to face him—a feat that, by appearances, took a titanic amount of willpower,
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dedication, and physical effort—answering the question as quickly as possible
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and with an obvious attempt to use very small words so Anon’s tiny brain could
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handle it, and then snapping her head back to Celestia to continue on with her
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spiel.
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And the mare could probably frighten small children with that glare she had. It
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was making his orange juice curdle in his cup, that was for sure.
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“…with a profit margin of five percent, the annual gains from this nominal
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expense will be adequate to…”
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He wondered how much of what she was saying was real and how much she had just
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made up by using large and confusing phrases. He then began to think of all the
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big words he knew, and if he could use them to pass himself off as the Minister
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of Finance if he tried hard enough.
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“…and that concludes my official report, your Highness. I trust that my reforms
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will be put into swift action.”
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“Oh, I’m sure I’ll be reviewing this with my husband, so it may take a bit.”
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Wow, emotion! Anon nearly fell over in excitement as Minister Wise’s eyes
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widened by several millimeters in alarm.
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“Your Highness, with all due respect, this budget needs to be enacted as soon as
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possible to ensure the greatest returns for the Kingdom. There simply isn’t the
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time for—” her eyes narrowed and moved to the Prince “—him to review it! Please,
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don’t delay this!”
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“Uh huh,” Celestia replied to no one in particular as she scanned through a few
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pages of the budget. “Horrible things will destroy Equestria as we know it and
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reduce it to ashes if the corporate tax rate isn’t adjusted for inflation within
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the next seven days. Gotcha. My Prince, what did you think about this excise tax
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on wagon wheels? I’m afraid I got a little lost there.”
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“Princess!”
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“Lady Penny Wise, I’m sorry to disappoint you but I simply cannot authorize this
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budget until I go over it with Prince Anon. Since your presentation was only to
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me and did not involve him in any way, I cannot ask him to sign off on this—as
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he will be required to do, if I may add—until I feel satisfied that he
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understands what he is signing off on. Now, unless you have something to share
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with Prince Anon, I’m afraid that we have completed everything that can be done
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today. Thank you for your time.”
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Minister Penny Wise grumbled her way out of the office, and Anon was a bit
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worried he’d messed something up somehow.
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“In case you’re wondering, you didn’t do anything wrong,” Celestia said him with
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a sneaky sidelong glance. “Lady Wise does this every year. I never just sign off
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on her budget proposals, but she always thinks I will.”
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“That does explain a little bit but I don’t think she likes me very much.”
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Celestia let out a long exhale. “She didn’t, and there will be more like her. We
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can’t really expect everyone to fall in love with you as quickly as I did. There
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are some who will need more convincing than others.”
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“I suppose this is where Shining Armor’s advice comes into play. I need to be
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myself, even if others don’t like myself right now.”
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“Just remember that they will. Once others start to see what I see, they’ll come
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around.”
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“What you see, hmm?” he asked. “And what is it that you see?”
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“I see a man.” Celestia stood, stepped around her desk, and smiled as she met
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his eyes straight on. “A man who is kind, and interesting, and wants to learn.”
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She leaned in and tilted her head as her eyes ran over his lips. “I see a man
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who is sweet, who flatters me, and who dares to love a Princess for what she
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really is. A man who can do many great things, and who will cook many a romantic
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dinner for me.”
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Her heart leapt up into her throat as she leaned in a bit closer and watched his
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lips begin to move towards hers. “I see a man who is winning me over with his
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devotion, his adaptability, his charms, and his wholesomeness. I see a man—”
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Celestia shuddered at the tickle of his breath across her own lips “—who wants
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to be mine—”
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“Your Highnesses?”
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“So close,” Celestia whispered to him in frustration.
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“So very close,” he agreed.
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“Oh! If this is a bad time, I can tell Deputy Level to wait for a few moments.”
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“Nope, send her in,” Celestia replied in annoyance as she sat back and Anon
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hopped down. “The good feeling is gone now.”
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“Sorry!” Wysteria offered. “You should lock the door if you don’t want me to
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come in unannounced.”
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“What a novel idea.”
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“So, which is worse, having no attention or having all of the attention?”
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Celestia asked playfully.
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“When you have no idea what they’re talking about, I would say no attention,”
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Anon replied while they both sat on the throne and waited for Day Court to
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commence. “I have no idea why Deputy Level thought running over those sewer line
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upgrades with me was a good idea. You’re the one who knows the project.”
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“I think she was simply eager to please,” Celestia replied with a laugh. “She
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wanted to make a good first impression.”
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“Fine way to go about it. At least I know more about sewers now than I ever
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would have before.”
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“There you go.”
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“Princess?” Wysteria called out. “We are ready to begin.”
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“Very well. Open the doors and let us begin.”
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It was done as Celestia said, and Wysteria walked up the red carpet with the
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first petitioners of the day.
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“Harvest Right and Barley Corn, Your Highnesses. Also, Chef Beet wants me to
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tell you she has a new creation being made for your lunch: miniature cheese
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calzones. She’s thinking of calling them ‘pizza rolls.’”
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Anon tilted his head and gave a thoughtful hum. “A ravioli, but with bread
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instead of pasta. Interesting. I’ll have to ask her how she did it.”
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“They smelled good, for what it’s worth,” Wysteria offered.
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“Perhaps it’s a good thing Deputy Level went over her allotted time,” Celestia
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remarked, but then she turned her attention to the two earth ponies before the
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throne. “Now then, my little ponies, what can we do for you?”
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“…just remember to floss really well next time,” Anon admonished. “You’ll save
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yourself a lot of trouble if you do.”
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“I’ll remember that. Thank you, Your Highness!”
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Anon smiled and nodded with his wife, and the now plucky pegasus flapped out of
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the throne room with a cheerful song. “That was interesting.”
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“I did try to warn you.”
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“That you did.”
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“Who is next, Wysteria?”
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“A nice couple from the Crystal Empire, Your Highness.”
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“Goodness!” Celestia put a hoof to her mouth in worry. “I hope they didn’t come
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all this way because Prince Shining and Princess Cadence were unavailable!
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Please, please! Show them in immediately.”
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Wysteria waved to the couple in the hallway, and Anon couldn’t help but chortle
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when it was, in fact, Prince Shining and Princess Cadence who walked in and
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bowed before the throne.
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“All right you two,” Celestia said in both amusement and wariness. “What’s going
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on?”
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“Oh great Celestia,” Shining began with a grand sweep of his hoof, “whose
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strength binds our lands together and whose wisdom shines forth across the
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oceans—”
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“Seas, seas!” Cadence whispered and gave her husband a hard elbow in the ribs.
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“He said seas, not oceans!”
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“Right, right,” Shining quickly whispered back, and he cleared his throat.
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“Whose wisdom shines forth across the seas, we thank fortune and luck that we
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have been so privileged to be in your presence today.”
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Anon was finding it very hard to keep his composure together. A ‘sea’ of
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suppressed giggles was making a furious push against his tightly closed lips.
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“But we have come here today as your humble servants, as two who seek only for
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the eternal happiness and indescribable joy of our beloved diarch. We wish to
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offer a present, O beloved Celestia, a simple token of our own undying gratitude
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for your selfless work in our behalf.”
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“If you two brought me a flower I’m going to plant you in the bush you got it
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from,” Celestia warned.
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“No, something even better,” Cadence replied with a massive grin. “We were able
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to get tickets to the opening night of Hinny of the Hills!”
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“You what?!” Celestia shouted gleefully, and she was down to them in one eager
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bound.
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“We may or may not have used our royal position to secure them, but you both
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will love it! Box seats, a perfect view of the stage, and maybe even a romantic
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double date dinner to go with it!”
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Both Anon and Shining winced, along with all the other male guards in the room,
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as a squeal of pure delight was unleashed upon the hapless occupants.
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“I have been dying to see this!” Celestia made a little ‘squee’ noise while
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Cadence showed her the tickets. “Thank you! Anon and I will be delighted to
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come!”
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“Good! You do have tomorrow night free, right?”
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Celestia glanced over to Wysteria, who nodded. “It’s open, Your Highness. I’ve
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already scheduled it in for you.”
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“Thank you again,” Celestia offered. “This will be fun. Anon! You can wear your
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new coat, and I know just which dress to wear. This will be such a fun night!”
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She then giggled and pranced back up to her assigned seat. The two of them
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booped noses and laughed, and then Celestia composed herself. “All right.
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Wysteria, who’s next?”
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“A Mister Silver Tongue, Princess.”
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“Show him in.”
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A blindingly orange pony then strode in, dressed in a tweed jacket that clashed
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horribly with his coat color and with a mane that was far too slick to be real.
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Anon was instantly worried about what this mess of a pony could have.
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“Good afternoon, Silver Tongue. What do you have for the Court?”
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“A business proposition, Your Highness. Something I think you might find to be
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most interesting.”
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He then pulled an old, yellowing newspaper from the pocket of his coat. “Tell
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me, Prince, does this look familiar?”
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Anon’s heart instantly began to hammer wildly, and he swallowed hard. “Yes, it
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does.”
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“Fascinating articles, aren’t they?” Silver went on, with an evil grin spreading
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over his face. “The Salt Lick Picayune has some top-notch reporters. But, I must
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say I found this article on page B5 to most revelatory.”
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“Anon?” Celestia was looking at her husband in deep worry. “What is all this?”
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“Ah, I was wondering if you had told her about this. Princess, I’m afraid your
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golden knight has a bit of tarnish on his armor. He—”
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His mouth kept moving, but a sudden golden shield prevented his words from
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getting out. It took him a moment to realize this, but then he glared most
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ferociously at the Princess.
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“I don’t want to hear another word from this petitioner for right now,” she
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said. “Captain Armor, keep him right there until we return.”
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“Ma’am!” His salute was crisp and clean, and the shield changed from gold to
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purple.
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Anon was then pretty extra sure he was going to throw up as Celestia turned back
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to him.
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Anon was having a hard time.
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He was having a hard time seeing. His vision had gone unfocused and blurry, and
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he was pretty extra sure the tears were a contributing factor. There wasn’t much
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before him now other than outlines, vague shapes and grayscale colors.
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He was having a hard time walking. His feet felt as heavy as lead, his ankles
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shackled, double-bound and burning with a Tartarus spawned fire that he wasn’t
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sure would ever be quenched.
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His hearing was totally shot. He wasn’t sure if anyone was speaking, but it
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wouldn’t have mattered. All he could hear was a thrumming, pulsing woosh that
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was steadily increasing in pressure, not volume.
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His mouth felt cold; the taste on his tongue raw and metallic. His jaw was
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locked and his teeth were pressed so hard together that there was a distinct
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possibility they would start to chip, crack and deform. His throat was as dry as
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his beloved’s sun, and…
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Oh, his beloved! He stumbled, staggered, nearly fell and somehow recovered as
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the mere thought of his one above all nearly made his heart burst. He didn’t
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know how to get through this, how to tell her. He didn’t know if he could tell
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her.
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He wished Luna would take pity and simply dump a meteor on top of him. That pain
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would be less.
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He wasn’t even sure of where he was at the moment. Had Celestia teleported him
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out, or had he walked? Was he still in the palace, or even in Canterlot? Was he
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in a hallway? Did it even matter?
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It was at the peak of his despair that he felt something begin to sweep over
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him. There was a softness over his heavy back, and a sweetness for his sour
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nose. He felt surrounded by warmth, lifted by light, touched by kindness and
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delivered by understanding.
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“I love you, Anonymous.”
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That penetrated. Through the haze, through the weight, through the darkness and
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the sadness, through the unyielding crush of horror, that celestial voice
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touched his soul and provided the love and the will to conquer this.
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“I love you too,” he whispered.
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“You’re not alone in this, my Anon. I am here, with you and for you. Forever
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will I be by your side, and forever will you have my support. Whatever this is,
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we will conquer it together.”
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“You’ll hate me,” he replied, and he licked his teeth and lips in a vain effort
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to remove the blasted, searing metallic torture from his tongue. “You’re going
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to throw me out, and I’ll lose the greatest thing that has ever happened or
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could ever happen to me.”
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“I don’t think you’re capable of such a crime,” she replied. “Not from what I’ve
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seen of you. Your disposition is one of harmony and peace. You will not be
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weighed in the balance for this, nor will I ever find you wanting.”
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Anon fell to his knees, but Celestia fell with him. Nothing was said, but much
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was shared as Anon buried his face in her silken fur and simply wept.
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It was here, in this place and in this time, that Anonymous began to comprehend
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what Love really was and what it really meant. This was a moment that would
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forever define all other moments that came after it.
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And this changed Anonymous. He could sense that he would never fully know or
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understand the how, but he knew he could never be what he once was.
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He had no idea how long it took him to regain enough composure to face her. Once
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he did, however, he sucked in a sob of delight when he found a magenta pair of
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eyes penetrating the gray that had seized his vision.
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“When you are ready, my dear Anon.”
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“I don’t even know how to begin. It’s… I just…”
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Her nose softy touched his. “I have found it is best to just spit it out.”
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He went with that. “I was fifteen. I had just tried out for and gotten a spot on
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the long distance track team, and I was eager to get to know the other ponies. I
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had joined with the hopes of getting some relief from my failures in cooking,
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but that’s besides the point.
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“There was a team meeting the Friday after I joined. I eagerly went, hoping to
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make a good first impression, and at first everypony was cool. We went over some
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team news, when training and practice would be, and what was expected. I knew I
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wouldn’t be a strong competitor, but I did give the team enough bodies to
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compete so it didn’t matter. And then…”
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His head dipped until his nose was nearly on the floor. “Then it happened.” He
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paused, and sniffed loudly.
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“Tell me, please,” Celestia whispered.
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“It was a hazing. I was… well. I grew up around alcohol, used it all the time in
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cooking. I knew full well what it did to a person, how it reacted. I can tell
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you how long it would take a person to get drunk, simply based on how much they
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had.
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“And then, I found myself sitting there, watching in disbelief as the team
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captain began passing out the liquor he’d stolen from home. It was whiskey
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mostly, from what I remember. The largest bottle was passed to me, and I was
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told that in order to finalize my place on the team, I had ten minutes to drink
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the whole thing.
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“It was impossible, and I knew it. There was no way anyone could drink that much
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that fast. I told them so, refused to take any part of it, and then started to
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leave.”
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His tears began to fall against his will, but he fought through them. “But then
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Swift Hoof, that idiot, he popped up. While the others jeered at me, he talked
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me into staying, and he told me they were desperate and couldn’t afford the
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loss. He reassured me it was just a dumb prank, and that I just needed to drink
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as much as I could, throw up or get sick and let them laugh at me. He… he told
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me they’d all done it when they’d joined, and it’s been done for decades. Just a
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harmless stunt. Nothing could go wrong. They’d respect me for doing it after.
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He…he…”
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Anon shuddered fiercely. “The final nail was when he offered to match me, ounce
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for ounce. He didn’t mind if they laughed at him too. He was the one who had
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encouraged me to join the team, so he was willing to help me get through the
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last part.
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“I caved,” he stated, with a note of such disgust that it hung in the air,
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putrid and festering. “I knew I shouldn’t, and I did. I took that bottle, I took
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a glass, I poured out a shot, and I downed it.
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“Things get muddled and fuzzy at that point. I honestly don’t remember how much
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I drank, or really what happened. There was lots of laughing and I’m pretty sure
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I threw up two or three times, but that’s about it. There’s nothing else.
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“When I came to, I was in a jail cell. The police had found me behind the trash
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cans at school, with a couple of empty whiskey bottles nearby, and Swift Hoof…”
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Anon couldn’t talk for a moment. The emotion was just too much.
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“Alcohol poisoning, they said. He, um...”
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“That wasn’t your fault, my love.” Celestia’s wing pulled him in tighter, and
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peace began to fight back against his depression. “What happened is as plain as
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the nose on your face.”
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“I’ve never been able to believe that,” he whispered. “He took the drinks
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because of me. If I hadn’t… if I had just…”
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“Anonymous, the what if game is a horrible game to play,” Celestia said, and he
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felt her gentle touch lift his chin up so his eyes could meet hers. “If your
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case had come before me, you would have been innocent. You did not force Swift
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Hoof to join you, his choice was his own. Your choice was a foolish one, but it
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was one brought about from the pressure of others. How many fifteen year olds
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have done similar things in an effort to fit in?”
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“But I knew better. I should have left, and I didn’t.”
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“Perhaps. But are you sure Swift Hoof would have left with you? He might have
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stayed and this all would have happened anyway.”
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“It was my fault.”
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“Anonymous, that may or may not be.” Celestia said in soft but firm tones. “What
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truly matters is what you have done since then. Has your life been one of deceit
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and criminal activity, or has it been honest and clean?”
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“It’s been clean. I never had a desire to be a criminal and this incident
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further drove it in.”
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“Then you have learned, and you have grown because of it. Blaming yourself for
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what happened will accomplish nothing. Making things better will.
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“Let me tell you a story; one you may have heard before. There was once a
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princess who neglected and ignored her younger sister for so long that her
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jealousy turned her into a monster that was bent on destroying the sun and
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bringing about an eternal night. Sound familiar?”
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“A little.” He had to chuckle.
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“If you add it all up, I have probably spent centuries pondering what I could
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have done differently; how what happened to Luna was my fault. I was the one who
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neglected her, and the argument can be made that I created Nightmare Moon with
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my callousness.
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“But Luna was the one who chose to turn to her anger. Whatever my part in it
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was, it was ultimately her choice to do what she did. I did not force the
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Nightmare upon her. She took it on herself. And whatever your part is, Swift
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Hoof made his choice. Learn from it, and be better because of it.”
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There was a pause as Anon closed his eyes and contemplated this. When they
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opened again Celestia felt a wave of happiness when she saw the same joy
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reflected in his face.
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“How do you do that?” he quietly chuckled.
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She booped his nose with hers. “I look at the inside of someone, and I try to
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see what they really are. I then simply help them to see it too.”
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“Thank you.”
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She pulled back a bit and gave him a compassionate smile. “You are welcome. So
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how does this incident end?”
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He drew in a long breath. “Despite the urging of my parents and my attorney, I
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plead guilty to the charges. I was sentenced to probation and community service,
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and that newspaper article the tweed menace has is the article about my
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conviction.
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“However, a week later the team came forward and confessed. They had panicked
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when Swift Hoof had passed out and stopped breathing, and they had taken both of
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us to the school and made it look like it was just me and him.
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“The captain of my team eventually received my sentence, but we all voluntarily
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agreed to take community service as punishment. My conviction was expunged and
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erased, and I felt so horrible about the whole thing that I just suppressed it
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and forced myself to forget it. My parents never brought it up again, and
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neither did anypony on the team, so we just kinda moved on, I guess. That was
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pretty much the end of it there.”
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Celestia gave him another boop. “How did Swift Hoof’s family handle all of
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this?”
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“Hoo.” He blew out a breath. “Devastated, in a word. But yet, very forgiving;
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far more than they should have been, in fact.”
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“Did they ever blame you for what happened?”
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He thought for several moments on that one. “No, no. They never blamed anyone.”
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“Then don’t blame yourself either.”
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“So you don’t hate me?”
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She chuckled a bit. “No, my dear Anon. I don’t hate you. I am still very much in
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love with you. But here is your chance to come clean; is there anything else
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you’ve done that a pony could use against you? Are there any other misdeeds or
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criminal activity that I need to know about?”
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“I stole a candy bar from the corner market when I was four. Dad caught me and
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had me pay it back.”
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“Oh, well,” she huffed, and the feathers on her wings ruffled. “I certainly
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can’t associate with a four-year-old candy thief.”
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“I jaywalk on occasion. But only late at night, when I was trying to get home
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before curfew.”
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“You are one bad Anon.” She laughed.
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“Rotten to the core.” He laughed with her. It was amazing how relieving and
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ennobling that laugh was. “No, I’ve never been one to break the law. I haven’t
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done anything else.”
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“Good,” she replied. “I didn’t get the impression that you were that type.”
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“So what do we do about Mister Tweedy?”
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“It’s clear this is a blackmail attempt,” she replied as they both stood. Her
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wing stayed over him, though, and Anon found they were in a hallway, but it was
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noticeably devoid of anypony, even guards. “He probably wants a nice payoff to
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stay quiet. The problem is that this can happen again; anypony who has a
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newspaper from that time could eventually reveal this. However, I think there is
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a way to resolve this once and for all. It may be rather painful for you,
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though.”
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“I’ll do whatever I need to do. Just tell me.”
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Princess Celestia strode back into the throne room with her wings locked in the
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full and upright position and with righteous indignation on her face. She was
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secretly pleased, however, to find that Cadence, Shining Armor, and Luna were
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all standing and glaring at Silver Tongue, and Luna was giving him the most
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wonderfully intimidating stare she’d ever given in her life. He was trying to
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glare back, but it was fairly obvious he was questioning this choice he’d made.
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Six guards also stood around him, each with either their spear or their horn at
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the ready and itching for an excuse to be used. Celestia glanced over all of
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them quickly before nodding to Shining Armor.
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“This is an outrage!” Silver Tongue shouted as soon as the shield came down. “I
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have never been so insulted! I came here to—”
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“Luna?” Celestia cut him off forcefully, but her stern stare remained on him.
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“Tell me, what was the penalty for blackmail against the Crown, again?”
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Luna grew a evil and decidedly demented grin. “Why, as I recall, the penalty was
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fifty years on the racks, Sister. Or perhaps it was fifty years in the
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stockades? I always get them mixed up. Perhaps we could do both, but at the same
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time! That was always fun. Do you still have my iron maiden cabinet? I could
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substitute that for the stocks, if need be, but it might be a little rusty.”
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“You wouldn’t dare,” Silver Tongue shot back. “I’m not doing anything wrong. I’m
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just looking to ‘educate’ the Princess before the press does.”
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“Oh really,” Celestia replied. “And how much would this ‘education’ cost?”
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“After having been treated so poorly, I do believe the offer should be
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withdrawn.”
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“A marvelous idea, because here is what is going to happen. You are hereby fined
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five thousand bits and ordered to serve a month in the dungeons for attempted
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blackmail against the crown.”
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“I’ll go public with this!” Silver threatened while holding the newspaper out.
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“The ponies of Equestria have a right to know the truth!”
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“They do indeed,” Celestia replied. She then began inspecting one of her shoes
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quite closely as she continued. “The funny thing is, when a new prince comes
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into power, the press is, naturally, very eager to interview him. So, as we
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speak, Prince Anon is preparing to sit down with a rather sizeable press pool
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and to lay out his history before the ponies of Equestria. By this time
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tomorrow, I anticipate that every newspaper in Equestria will have a nice,
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full-length article about Prince Anon, and it will be a very detailed history.
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In fact, I do quite anticipate that his arrest and conviction will be covered.”
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This turned a few pairs of curious eyes to her.
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“Sister?” Luna managed to ask first.
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“Oh yes. But I also am quite sure that his subsequent exoneration will be
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covered too.”
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“What?” Silver Tongue finally cracked.
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“You really should be a bit more thorough when you do your homework, Mister
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Silver. It would help you to avoid any embarrassing decisions. Yes, Prince Anon
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was eventually found to be innocent of the charges you found in that article. He
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will confess to what happened anyway, and you will have no story to share. I’m
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really disappointed that you thought bribery was a good idea, however. Are you
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really so desperate for money that you have to stoop to this level?”
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“I am a very successful used wagon salespony, thank you very much!” he shouted
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again. “And when my lawyer hears about this, you’re—”
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“You know,” considered Celestia thoughtfully, “if you had thought to bring this
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before a lawyer first, you would have saved yourself a considerable sum. But
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since you decided not to, let’s leave the lawyers out of it this time. Think of
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it as an educational experience. Professor Shining Armor, would you take our new
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pupil to his classroom?”
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“Let’s go,” Shining ordered. Silver Tongue continued to protest loudly while he
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was escorted out, but the spears and horns provided more than enough motivation
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to keep moving.
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Celestia then took a deep, cleansing breath. “Wysteria? Are there any more
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petitioners?”
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“About a dozen at the moment, yes,” the secretary replied, then looked over her
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shoulder. “Well, three now. I think the rest of them got scared away.”
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“Very well. Allow me fifteen minutes to inform Cadence and Luna of the
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situation, and then we’ll resume.”
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“How you holdin’ up, Anon?”
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Anonymous gave a sad smile to Shining Armor as he sat in the chair next to him,
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graciously took the pink lemonade Shining offered, and then he drew in a long
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breath. “You still want to speak to the felon, eh?”
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“Don’t do that to yourself. You were young, you made a dumb decision. I think
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you’ve already paid the price for it.”
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“I bet you never did anything this dumb.”
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“Last day of Basic,” Shining immediately responded. “I was in a class of fifteen
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cadets. We were looking forward to graduation, and one of the cadets offered to
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take us all out for a round in celebration. I told him no first off, but he and
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the others pushed and pushed until finally I joined in.
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“Anon, that night we nearly drowned three good cadets, and seven were dismissed
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from the Guard. I bet I felt about as low as you did when I had to go home and
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explain to my folks and to Twily what had happened. My sister nearly killed me
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with that look of disappointment all by itself. That moment changed me, Anon;
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but one or two more shots and I would have been explaining to my Sarge why there
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were dead ponies in my platoon. You’re not the only one. Most ponies, in my
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experience, have made at least one serious blunder in their life. The trick is
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you realized how stupid it was. There’s plenty of ponies who never wise up to
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that fact, and just keep repeating the same mistake.”
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Anon inhaled deeply. “I guess so. Y’know, it was strange, and yet kinda nice to
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just lay it all out there. Telling the whole story to Celly and the reporters
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was… liberating, I guess.”
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“I’d say that’s a good sign,” Shining replied. “But now, leave it in the past.
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Don’t be constantly dragging it back to the present; it won’t do any good. It
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happened, yes. Acknowledge it if it comes up again, remember what you’ve learned
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from it and then move on.”
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Anon hummed for a moment while he thought about that, and his vision went up to
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the evening sky. “I guess so. Can’t say I ever tried to destroy Celestia and
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bring about an eternal night, so Luna still has me beat.”
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“Yeah, exactly. But look at where she is now. Her past does not define her
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present.”
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“I never really understood why nopony gave her any attention back then. I know
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there were a lot of monsters or whatever, but whenever I looked up at the night
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sky when I was a boy I was amazed at what I saw.
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“Then when she returned! I remember going out and looking at the stars that
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first night after I heard she’d returned. I mean, no offense to my wife, but
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Luna is the true Princess of the Night. The stars were… I’ve never been able to
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fully describe it. It was some grand celestial dance, a waltz to a scale I could
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never hope to fully comprehend.
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“So, I guess if she could overcome then so can I. I bet there’s some whoppers
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that Celly could lay on me from her past, too.”
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“And yet she’s still our Princess,” Shining offered.
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“As she should be.” Anon’s glass went into the air towards Shining in a toast.
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“Here’s to being stupid and giving in to peer pressure.”
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“Cheers.” Shining nodded his head, clinked his glass against Anon’s, and they
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both took a long drink of the pink sweetness. “And here’s to never doing it
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again.”
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“Hear, hear.” Anon clinked his glass again, and another long drink was shared.
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“Tell you what. Let’s move on to a happier subject. It would seem that your wife
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made my wife very happy with those Bridleway tickets.”
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“Aunt Celly loves anything that gets her out of the palace,” Shining replied.
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“She also loves anything that gets her out among her ponies. She is a social
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creature, so there will be a fair amount of socializing in your future. But I
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would recommend you find ways to get her out and about: museums, musicals, art
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exhibits. You could probably even take her out for Nightmare Night somewhere;
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she really likes going to the smaller cities and sharing in their local
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customs.”
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“That totally makes sense. I was a little worried myself about being stuck in
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the palace too.” He looked out over the veranda in thought. “And she’s never
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seen Hinny of the Hills?”
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“Scheduling conflicts. She has really, really wanted to though.”
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“So I gathered.” Anon chuckled. “And dinner afterward?”
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“Cadence left that part up to me. So, what do you think of this…”
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“That’ll be perfect, Auntie Celestia,” Cadence gushed. “He’ll be astonished.”
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“I hope so. He needs something nice after today. Lulu, are you going to come
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too?”
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“I fear I would be a fifth wheel in your festivities,” she replied.
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“Not at all! We would love to have you,” Cadence replied.
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“Well, if you insist.” The Lunar Diarch laughed a little at her niece’s
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enthusiasm. “I have heard good things about the play, and I am mildly curious to
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see it. If I will not be a burden, then I would like to come.”
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“You are never a burden, dear sister.” Celestia gave her sister a quick hug. “It
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will be most delightful to have you accompany us.”
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“Good evening, Wysteria!” Cadence proclaimed as the faithful secretary entered
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the room. “I thought you had gone home already.”
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“I was just about to, but there was one thing I wanted to check on with Princess
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Celestia.”
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“And what is that?” Celestia asked.
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“Anonymous had asked for a dossier to be compiled on… well, himself. There’s a
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team of ponies heading to Salt Lick right now to investigate his past. I’m told
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it will take about two to three weeks to have the full report back.”
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“Thank you for telling me, Wysteria, I didn’t know he had done that. However,
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let the team carry on. I believe the Prince is doing this to prove he has
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nothing else to hide, both from me and from himself. I have full confidence that
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their report will be very boring indeed.”
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“I’m expecting that too.” Wysteria chuckled. “Good night, Your Highnesses.”
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The Princesses all bid her good night, and Luna then stood and stretched her
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wings while Wysteria showed herself out.
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“I should attend to my duties as well. Celly, I’ll keep an eye on his dreams
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tonight. He may relive the incident, and if he starts to I will help him through
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it.”
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“Thank you, Lulu. I wish you an uneventful evening.”
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Luna then teleported away, leaving the two Princesses to look out at their
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husbands on the veranda.
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“I wonder what they’re planning,” Celestia remarked.
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“Dinner for tomorrow, hopefully. Shining said he would take care of it.”
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“Well, since Anon is helping him I would venture to say it will be a most
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wonderful date. You and I are two very lucky mares.”
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“Yes we are. Now we just need to work on Twilight! Are you totally sure your law
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doesn’t apply to her? I could set her up quite nicely with a special somepony if
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it did.”
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“My dear Cadence,” Celestia replied on a haughty tone, “while it may have worked
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out for me, a flower patch is no place to find a special somepony.”
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“Oh!” Cadence pouted. “But it’s so much funnier doing it your way!”
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“No, no, no!” Celestia replied in the midst of both of them laughing. “No
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noses!” > 24. - I Saw The Future >
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“Anon?” Celestia whispered into Anon’s ear with some trepidation.
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“Hm?”
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“Should I let you sleep longer?”
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“Mm, no,” he replied. Celestia gently kissed his nose, and she felt a small
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measure of relief when he chuckled. “Is it time to raise the sun?”
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“Just about, yes. Are you sure you’re okay?” Celestia asked. “You were tossing
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and turning all night.”
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“Really, I am fine. I am a bit tired, perhaps, but I think I can shake that off
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once I get moving.”
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Celestia gave him a critical look. His answer had been given in a more subdued
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and reserved tone than usual, and he had a contemplative and depressed demeanor
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across his features. However, Celestia decided to accept his statement at face
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value, and she said nothing as he trotted along obediently with her to the
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balcony.
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Of course, she could only stay silent for so long. “If I made pancakes, would
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you like some?”
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“I would,” he said, but without his usual eagerness. “But only a couple, I
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think. I don’t feel very hungry right now.”
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“I will make as many or as few as you like,” she replied, and he gave her an
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attempt at a bigger smile that died out almost as soon as it started.
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Anon’s misery clung to Celestia’s heart with a gloom she could not shake off. It
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was as plain as dawn that he was depressed, but what was the answer to
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overcoming it? She missed his smiles, and most of all, his constant attempts to
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cook his way into her heart.
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“You seem sad today, my love,” she offered.
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“I do?” Anon did not turn to her as she wanted, but looked out toward the
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eastern hills. “I never could hide my emotions from you. I am a little
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depressed, I guess. I think I just need a little bit of time is all.”
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“This is about yesterday, isn’t it?” she asked, and he nodded once.
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“You should have known before. You should have heard that part of my past from
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me first, not Silver Tongue.”
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“Is that why you asked Wysteria to do a background check?”
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“I want to make sure,” he replied. “No more surprises.”
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“I hope you can surprise me a little sometimes,” she offered with a half grin.
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That got a small smirk out of him. “Okay, I walked into that one. I always want
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to be honest with you. This way, there will be no doubt.”
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“I see. You didn’t hurt me yesterday, you know. I never asked for a detailed
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history of your past, so you didn’t deliberately deceive me. I don’t imagine you
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go around introducing yourself to others with ‘Guess what? I’m a former felon!’”
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“That’s an interesting way to break the ice,” he chuckled, and there was a note
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of mirth in it. “But you’re right. I just… I just feel bad that you found out
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about my dubious history from a slick tweed jacket, not me.”
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“Well, it is past us now,” she replied, and her horn lighted. “And just like how
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my sunrise comes from the sunset of yesterday, we both get a new day from the
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previous, one that will be much more enjoyable and filled with each other.”
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“And I love that I have that,” he replied with a slightly larger smile. “With
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you, I’ll be able to get through anything.”
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Breakfast was a quiet affair for Anon that morning. Celestia was kind enough to
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make pancakes for Shining and Cadence as well as for Anon, but his mood was
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still recovering so he ate little and said less. Their time together was still
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pleasant, however, and Cadence and Shining were somehow able to read his emotion
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and give him some personal space, and he appreciated that they didn’t try to
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push happiness on him. It would return, as it always did, and with Celestia
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offering her love to him he just needed to soak it in for a bit and then he’d be
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back to his old self.
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After breakfast, Shining and Cadence excused themselves to allow some personal
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time for Celestia and Anon, and for perhaps some more selfish reasons as well
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when Anon thought about it. With most of the day now to themselves, Celestia did
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ask Anon if there was anything he would like to do.
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“I don’t know,” he replied in thoughtful tone. “What do you suggest?”
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She gave him a warm smile. “Tell me, how is your book coming? Perhaps we can
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work on that.”
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“My book?” he asked. “Really? You want to work on that?”
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“I do,” she replied. “What did you have planned for the second chapter?”
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“Well, I… uh, I honestly don’t know. That’s where I really need the help, I
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guess. I come up with a few good scenes, but I can’t connect them together.”
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“I see,” she replied with a tilt of her head and a smile. “I do believe I can
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help you make those connections.”
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“You think so?” he asked, with a step in towards her. “And how would you help?”
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“I have heard that I have inspired many poems and works of art,” she replied in
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a deeply seductive tone. Her mane flowed over his chest and down his left side,
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leaving him with a most pleasing technicolor view. “So, by my astounding powers
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of inference, it stands to reason that I can inspire you as well.”
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“I like this line of thought,” he replied softly, but with his eagerness
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returning in each syllable. “Go on.”
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“Of course, proper inspiration takes time.” She brushed up against his neck,
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moving closer.
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“We’ve got time.” He leaned back and began to lift his head. “All the time you
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want.”
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“And then, with you thusly inspired by your beautiful wife—” her lips snuck in
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closer to his “—you will then write prose that will shake the heavens…”
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“Um, Your Highnesses?”
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“I’ll turn her into a potted plant,” Celestia threatened in a low and guttural
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whisper. “Just watch me. She’ll be a nice ficus that we can put on our balcony
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so she gets plenty of sunlight.”
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“I’m sorry to interrupt, ma’am, but Captain Armor needs to speak with Prince
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Anon immediately,” Sergeant Clover Leaf offered. “There’s been some sort of
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complication with the reservations.”
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“Naturally,” Celestia replied with only a hint of annoyance, and then she let
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out a sigh so heavy the sun was in danger of being pulled off course. “You
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better go see what’s going on.”
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Anon nodded sadly and followed the good sergeant out of the room, but Celestia
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watched him—or more specifically, his backside, and that ass!—as he left, and
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she bit her lower lip.
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“Soon, my love. Soon.”
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“So everything has been taken care of?” Celestia asked while they walked.
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“For now. Let’s try to kiss again; that’ll tell us for sure.”
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She giggled at this, and leaned her head towards him. “Can you kiss and walk at
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the same time?”
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“Probably not,” he replied with a snort of humor. “It would be a shame if I got
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hurt and we had to cancel tonight. I’m really looking forward to it.”
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“You are?” she asked in amusement, and he nodded.
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“I’ve said it before: there are people who would do almost anything to date you.
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I am one of them. The more time I spend with you, the happier I am.”
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“I can tell.” Celestia draped a wing around him and held her love against her
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side, relishing the warmth and little embarrassed wriggles he made. “I’m glad I
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can help you feel better.”
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“Me too. Hopefully I can return the favor sometime.”
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“There is no doubt in my mind that you will,” she said, with a quick nip of his
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ear. “And when that time comes, I will be most grateful that it is you who will
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help me.”
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He nipped at her neck with that, and she giggled like a schoolfilly but made no
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effort to stop him. The two of them continued to share laughs and nips until
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they reached their drawing room, but Celestia got the final blow in as she bit
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him on the butt a little harder than she wanted as he entered.
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Anon hopped forward and let out a rather undignified squeak of alarm, leaving
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him blushing furiously again from Celestia’s sneaky assault and his own
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undignified response. Thankfully, Anon did receive a quick boop as payment for
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enduring her enjoyable teasing, and the two of them shared a delighted smile.
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“So, let’s work on that pesky chapter of yours.” Celestia settled into the
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cushions, tucked her Love in her wing, and shuffled his papers in her magic.
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“I’m afraid I don’t recall where you left off at, so I’ll… I’ll need to…”
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One of the most delighted hums in the history of Equestria escaped out of
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Celestia as Anon began gently stroking her feathers with his fingers. Purring
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immediately followed, and Anon laughed a little as he worked.
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“I heard once that one way to beat a mild bout of depression is to go out and do
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something nice for someone else. Seems like whoever said that was on to
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something.” One lone feather popped out of her wing as he rubbed, and he looked
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it over for a moment before voicing another thought.
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“Would you mind if I help preen your wings, my love?”
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“I don’t mind one little itty bit,” she sighed in a dreamy bliss. “Preen away.”
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“Quick technical question then: how?”
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Anon loved hearing Celestia’s small laugh that came before her answer. “Since I
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don’t fly all that often there shouldn’t be any broken ones. If you do find one
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just give it a quick tug and it will come right out. It won’t hurt me either, so
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don’t worry about that. Otherwise, just keep doing what you’re doing.”
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“Gotcha.”
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Anon worked softly and methodically on her wing, going over each inch and then
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over the same inch again just to be sure. It was a relaxing affair for both of
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them: Celestia was obviously in a state of serene peace and quiet enjoyment and
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Anon found the gentle touch he was using felt oddly like he was bringing himself
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into a balanced harmony. Once the underside was done, Celestia gently lifted her
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wing to let him out, but then again relaxed into a blissful bundle of completely
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relaxed princess as he worked and smoothed the upper feathers.
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Anon then went top to bottom on her left wing, and there were several times he
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wondered if he had put his wife to sleep. The steady pulse of her purr was both
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tranquil and uplifting, so by the time he was finished his depression had been
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completely banished. It was a zen unlike anything he’d ever felt before, but it
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was also one he wanted to keep forever.
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Anon then smiled brightly as he moved around to Celestia’s front. She blinked
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her eyes rapidly for a second to reestablish her connection with reality, then
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mirrored his smile back to him.
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The simple “thank you” she offered held a far deeper and more intimate impact on
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him than the words had any right to usually have.
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“Y’know, I like this view,” he replied, and Celestia giggled a bit as he grabbed
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his notebook and pencil. “Let’s see. ‘The Princess was lying on her stomach in a
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relaxed and calm manner. Her wings were fully extended and resting on the
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cushions around her, and her legs were tucked in and folded to help her demure
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look.’”
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“Demure?” she asked.
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“In the modest and reserved sense. Not a good choice?”
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“Take a close look at me and then tell me I’m being demure.”
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His heart took a skipping leap, and his breath hitched slightly. He eagerly
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drank in the smooth and seductive lines of her form, the gentle and yet powerful
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aura of her grace, and the pure appeal of her elegance.
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“Maybe not demure,” he relented. “Coy would be better.”
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She purred a little louder and treated him with an alluring tilt of her head.
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“Coy?”
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His head slowly came down towards the magnificence before him. “Coy. But since
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my vocabulary is lacking, what would you recommend?”
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“Kittenish,” she offered, with a tone in her voice that would make a siren
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jealous of her abilities. “Coquettish in a way. Flirtatious even.”
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“That last one I know,” he replied in a soft voice that was heavy with
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anticipation. “Who would have thought that Princess Celestia could be so
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flirtatious?”
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He drew closer, two pairs of lips began to pucker yet again, but then they both
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hesitated.
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“Three…” Celestia offered.
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“Two…” Anon added.
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“One…” they said in unison.
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Both of them pointed to the door, and on cue, a staccato burst of knocks
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happened before Wysteria marched through it, her nose in her paperwork.
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“I’m not quite sure why the universe is so against us kissing,” Celestia
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remarked with a huff, and she pulled her wings back in.
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“If I figure it out, I’ll let you know.” Anon offered a hand, and Celestia
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gladly took it before she stood. “Maybe it will be so epic that every other kiss
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will be put to shame.”
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“I would love to see if that is true,” she replied with a light giggle.
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“Your Highnesses,” Wysteria offered with tart terseness. “If I may interject for
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a few minutes, I need you both to accompany me to the throne room so I can go
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over the security details of this evening with both of you, Shining, Cadence,
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and the assigned guards.”
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“Is everything alright, Wysteria?” Celestia asked.
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“Great! Fine! Never better! Just fine!” she snapped back. “Please follow me.”
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Celestia glanced up at Anon as Wysteria turned and began leaving. His look of
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confusion matched how she felt, and they both shrugged at each other before
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falling in line behind her.
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“…Clover Leaf and Hokey Pokey will maintain their positions here. Once the meal
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is complete you will be escorted to the secured area of Saddle Park for a
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standard meet-and-greet, which will end promptly at eight fifteen. You will all
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then be escorted to the theater where your evening will conclude in what will
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be, without a doubt, a most lovely and entertaining time.”
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That had to be one of the most straightforward and clipped security summaries
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Celestia had ever heard. One eyebrow was firmly in the ‘up’ category as she
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regarded her secretary, who was shuffling her papers in her magic and giving a
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wilting glare to one Corporal Quillpoint, who was posted at the door.
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“Provided the Prince doesn’t avoid you the next day,” she muttered with a growl.
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Her papers tapped on her clipboard, but her eyes remained on the guard, and
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there was the threat that he would be frozen into a large guardcicle.
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The hapless Quillpoint’s ears splayed back with the icy not-looking from the
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secretary, and despite his efforts to maintain his composure, his face showed a
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great deal of guilt and remorse. His jaw kept tightening and relaxing, as if he
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was trying to offer a rebuttal to Wysteria’s remarks but was unable to do so by
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virtue of his current guard status. While it was clear to most of the ponies in
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the room that Wysteria’s clipped comments were intended to refer to herself and
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to him, nopony dared to interject and risk the ire of the mare who had been
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scorned.
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Nopony except one.
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“I believe we will skip the why on that one and go straight to how Prince Anon
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would manage such a feat,” Celestia stated.
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“Oh, no. He wouldn’t,” Wysteria replied, seeming to shake herself out the brief
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slump. “My apologies. This will, undoubtedly, be a wonderful night for you both.
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Romantic. Magical. Magnetic. It will be fine.” She trailed off, and the papers
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began to shuffle again.
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Celestia could not help but notice the confused glance that Anon and Shining
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exchanged. She had a sneaking suspicion about what was going on, but it would be
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best if Wysteria and Quillpoint could work it out for themselves without any
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Royal nudging. After all, Wysteria had never been this sour or snippy in her
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years of service, and Quill was a sensible stallion or he would never have
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become a guard. All she needed to do was wait…
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Corporal Quillpoint, after just a brief moment, cleared his throat. “Captain
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Armor, sir?”
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“Yes, Corporal?”
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“Permission to speak freely, sir?”
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“Granted,” Shining said with a great deal of interest. “What is it?”
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“Well, I just wanted to say that Prince Anon and Princess Celestia will enjoy
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their time together, I’m sure. I mean, everything had been planned out so well
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that I’m sure it couldn’t be anything but. I bet they will have deep, meaningful
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conversations and will make a great connection with each other.”
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“If that’s true, why would he ignore her afterward?” Wysteria shot back before
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anypony else could reply. “Why would he be so aloof?”
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All doubt was removed at that point as to what was really going on, even for
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Anon. Shining inhaled deeply and prepared himself to take over as Captain.
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Thankfully, Cadence stepped in. One petite pink hoof flashed faster than the eye
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could see until it was resting delicately across Shining Armor’s lips before he
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could utter the first word. True to his training as a husband and a guard,
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Shining gave each alicorn a sideways glance, took in the slow head shaking they
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were both doing, and stayed shut up.
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“Maybe… maybe he,” the Corporal glanced down at his hooves in embarrassment
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“Prince Anon, that is, maybe he would have such a great time that he would think
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about getting her flowers the next day, and then deliver them by hoof to her
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office.”
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“You were going to get me flowers?” Wysteria asked, all pretenses at third pony
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references being dropped immediately with her melting heart.
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“They need to talk this out,” Anon whispered to Celestia. “Why don’t we step out
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of the room for a moment?”
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“Not on your life.”
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Anon glanced down to her just as she glanced up to him, and a small smirk
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appeared on his face.
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“What?” she asked. “This concerns us and our plans for tonight.”
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“Well, yeah,” Quillpoint went on, oblivious to the Royal whispering. “But… but
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then the Prince talked to some of his buddies at the barracks, and they said
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that would look really… well, really desperate? Needy?”
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Anon was completely sure he heard the mares nearest to him gasp at the audacity
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of the advice. He was also mostly sure that the female guards in the room had
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gasped as well.
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The poor Corporal looked like he’d rather sit on a halberd at that point, but he
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gave Prince Anon and Prince Armor a desperate look. “I mean, it does, doesn’t
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it?”
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Anon stood a bit taller, and his eyes widened in surprise. It was clear he
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realized he was on extremely thin ice. He didn’t want to leave a brother
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hanging, but he wasn’t sure what the appropriate answer should be. Maybe if he
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faked a heart attack, or a sudden onset of laryngitis…
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“Uh… maybe?” he replied half-heartedly and with trepidation. “A little? I mean,
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maybe you should have brought them to the second date, but not deliver them?”
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“Not quite the best answer,” Celestia whispered kindly in his ear. “Corporal
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Quillpoint, there is nothing desperate about giving a nice mare flowers. It
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shows us that you enjoyed the time together, and none of us would see it as
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needy. I’m sure Wysteria—I mean, ‘the Princess’—would greatly appreciate such a
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kind gesture and would also see it as a sign that ‘Prince Anon’ wanted to meet
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with her again.”
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“Really?” Quillpoint asked. “You? You really would? That wouldn’t be too
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forward?”
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“No!” Wysteria replied with a tear and a smile. She quickly trotted over to the
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astonished guard and threw one arm around his armored neck. “Not at all! I
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thought we had something good going, and the flowers would have sealed the deal!
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I love flowers!”
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“Corporal, why don’t you take twenty minutes and go discuss this in private,
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eh?” Captain Armor said with a smirk. “I think we can survive without you for
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that long.”
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“Yes sir! Thank you sir!” Quillpoint immediately offered, and he laughed a
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little with Wysteria as they made their way out into the hallway.
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There was a bit of laughter from the Princesses with this turn of events, but
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Anon leaned over to Shining with an urgent question. “So, we’re going to need to
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get Celly and Cady flowers, aren’t we?”
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Shining smiled and put a hoof on Anon’s legs. “No. Anon, my friend, we are
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blessed with the opportunity to get them flowers.”
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Anon nodded slowly as he thought for a moment. “Two dozen, do you think?”
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“Anon, you can never have too many flowers. They are a delight for the eyes, a
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sweet scent for the nose, and a treat for the tongue, and we are talking about
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princesses here. We need three dozen per wife at a minimum.”
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“That was strange,” Anon remarked, as he and his wife walked back into the
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drawing room.
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“Perhaps,” Celestia said with a nod. “But in my experience, love defies
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normality. It has a way of overwhelming and consuming normal, and then it leaves
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normal laying in a ditch somewhere wondering what hit it. With Cadence giving
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them some guidance⁽*⁾ I think Quillpoint and Wysteria will have a very happy
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relationship.”
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⁽*⁾To be honest, keeping Cadence from giving romantic assistance to the castle
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staff was a constant issue, particularly among the rapidly vanishing species of
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bachelors.
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“I think so too. So, since we’re on the subject and it seems like something that
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I really should know, what are your favorite flowers?”
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“Oh, I don’t know that I have a favorite,” she tittered. “I like all different
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types. Though, if I had to admit it, I think sunflowers are making a bold move
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up my list.”
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“Oh really?” he laughed, as he sat but she remained standing. “I guess I could
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see why. Though I have heard some ponies call it a weed.”
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“If it isn’t cultivated and properly cared for, perhaps. But if treated kindly,
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given good soil and lots of sunshine a sunflower can be a very remarkable flower
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indeed. It just needs a little help, that’s all.”
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“Good thing there are excellent gardeners around here,” he replied, and she
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moved in a bit closer and started to dip her head towards him again. “Some
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sunflowers might need a bit more attention than others.”
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“Ah, but those often turn out to be the most wonderful sunflowers of all.
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Potential is not defined by how much help one needs.”
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“I’m very glad it’s not,” he replied as she inched ever closer. His world was
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quickly becoming awash in Celestial pastels again and he loved it. “And I’m also
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very glad that the gardener is such a beautiful one, and that she is kind, and
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patient—”
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His lips again began to move to hers, and his heart hammered wildly in
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anticipation.
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“—and forgiving, and willing to stay with the sunflower through anything…”
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“Knock knock!” Shining’s voice came through the door, as he did what he said.
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Celestia let out a very strong nicker of annoyance while she retreated back, and
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there was a chance her glare would burn through the door and pierce the
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interruptor on the other side, nephew or not.
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“GAAH!” That was it! Anonymous stood up, took Celestia’s cheeks in his hands,
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pulled her in quickly and planted his lips dead square on hers.
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There was a brief moment of shock for the Princess, but that almost
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instantaneously disappeared as the whole of existence blissfully slid into
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perfect insignificance. She embraced him, he embraced her, and there wasn’t a
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thing that could have mattered more at that moment to either of them.
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There was no language that could adequately describe what they felt right then,
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no combination of letters or words or phrases that could give the full impact of
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their state of being. Time became a distant irrelevance; space nothing more than
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a fleeting inconvenience. There was a vain attempt by rationality to put a tidy
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description to the event: euphoria, bliss, contentment, completeness, rapture,
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exultance, joyfulness, fullness and pure love.
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They were all miserable failures. The scope of the moment between the Anon and
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the Princess was beyond transcendence itself.
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When they did finally submit to reality’s rules again, Celestia and her Anon
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found themselves in the arms of one another, and her wings were wrapped securely
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and warmly around him. They both giggled, laughed, and then several quick pecks
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were shared between them as they celebrated this momentous occurrence. It was
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Celestia who, after a few moments of this, offered her one word summary of what
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had happened.
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“Wow!”
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Celestia could hardly keep her fillyish laughter in. They’d kissed! They’d
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kissed! And it was Anon, that delightful man, who had made the move!
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He was a far better kisser than he let on. Celestia had done well indeed.
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Sadly, kisses did not fill the belly, and Celestia had postulated to Anon that
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Shining had been trying to ask them what they wanted for lunch. It had nearly
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taken a crowbar to separate the two of them from each other’s lips, but hunger
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had won out—as it always did—and Celestia had told Anon to work on his book
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while she went and procured food for them.
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However, Celestia heard another giggling noise from somewhere down the hallway,
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and curiosity set her in motion towards it.
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It didn’t take long to find the source. In a small alcove near Luna’s room she
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found two ponies, two whom she had hoped could reconcile their differences, and
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she almost burst with happiness when she saw what they were doing.
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Corporal Quillpoint was standing close to Wysteria with a easygoing smile, and
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she was running her hooves up and down his breastplate while gazing into his
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eyes. Somehow his helmet had ended up on her head, thus breaking the look-alike
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enchantment and allowing Celestia to see his natural coloring. He had his own
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set of charms, she supposed, and she could understand why Wysteria was
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interested in him, but he didn’t come anywhere near the good looks of her Anon.
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With a smirk, Celestia cleared her throat loudly and then gave the two of them a
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playfully stern look as both of them went flush with embarrassment.
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“Well!” Wysteria quickly tried to work her way out of the situation, and she
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began rubbing her fetlock on his armor. “I’ll let this little violation in your
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uniform slide this time, but I expect you to be perfect the next time I see you.
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You’re a Royal Guard, so you should always look the part.”
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“Yes, ma’am. A thousand apologies, ma’am. Won’t happen again.”
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“Very well,” Wysteria sternly said, and she took a step back and Celestia
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giggled furiously behind a hoof. “You’re dismissed. Carry on.”
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“’I’m afraid I can’t do that, ma’am.”
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“What? Why?” she asked him quickly under her breath.
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“I need my helmet back.”
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“Oh.”
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Celestia nearly fell over laughing as Wysteria quickly removed and returned
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Quillpoint’s helmet. Once the enchantment had settled in again he saluted to
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Celestia, gave a wink and a nod to Wysteria, and then left with a slight spring
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in his step.
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“Well!” Wysteria quickly made sure her collar was straight as her horn lit and
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retrieved her clipboard. “Let me see. I have your itinerary here, and everything
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looks acceptable, except I haven’t heard back from the courier on—”
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She dared to glance up at the princess, who was giving her a smug smile. “—on
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the final…uh, final reservations, and… and please don’t fire me.”
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“I wouldn’t dare. I can’t find my own tail without you,” Celestia replied in a
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soft and understanding voice.
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“I didn’t mean for that to happen. We were just discussing what Princess Cadence
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had told us, and then one thing kinda led to the other, and…”
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“Is he a good kisser?”
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Wysteria found her hooves to be immensely interesting all of a sudden. “Yes?”
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she squeaked out.
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“I am sure you will continue to perform your duties admirably, Wysteria. You are
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dedicated and loyal, and I will again state that you are the finest secretary
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I’ve ever had.”
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Celestia held up a hoof. “But if you would like to talk about things that are of
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a more personal nature, I am here for you as well. You are my friend, after all,
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and as your friend I want to help you if I can.”
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Wysteria looked back up at the princess with a sheepish grin. “Do you have any
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good recommendations for a second date?”
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“Walk with me.” Celestia laughed with Wysteria. “I just so happen to know of two
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or three.” > 25. - Date Night >
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“Celly, are you just about ready? Wysteria just knocked on the door and gave me
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a look that either meant ‘you’re running late’ or ‘I’m feeling bloated.’”
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“I certainly hope it’s the former,” Celestia said with a giggle. “I’m almost
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done.”
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Anon was eager to see her dress. She had been teasingly vague about what she had
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selected, with no information other than it was one from a previous Grand
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Galloping Gala and that he would like it; but since it was Celestia he was
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pretty extra sure she’d be stunning.
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Though he hoped it wasn’t brown. He had yet to see a brown dress pulled off
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properly.
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“So, how many dresses do you have?” he asked, mostly to make conversation while
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he waited. He was admiring the way the light reflected off his Celestial Crystal
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as the reply came.
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“Believe it or not, I actually only have about a dozen or so. Every now and then
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I round them all up and sell them at a charity auction for the low-income
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families in Canterlot. They use the money to help with housing and meals and
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educational needs.”
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“That is pretty cool,” he replied while trying to imagine how many wealthy
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socialites would actually fit in one of Celestia’s dresses. Maybe they put them
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on display, or had them drastically taken in.
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“All right. I’m coming out. Don’t laugh.”
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“Why in Equestria would… I….”
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If there was even a miniscule part of him that maybe might have made him laugh
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at her dress, it was quite thoroughly decimated when Anonymous beheld his wife.
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And again, to say he was both speechless and blown away was an understatement to
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a degree similar to saying the sun was a little warm.
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It was a sky-blue dress that fit snugly around her barrel but then flared
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slightly where it went over her haunches and flank in pleated folds. Across her
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chest was snug as well, but the look was actually accented quite nicely by a
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golden pendant and chain that hung loosely over her shoulders. The fabric was a
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material Anon was unfamiliar with, but it was no doubt costly because it had
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both a slight shimmer and small sparkle effect, making the whole thing gently
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beckon to him as she crossed the room.
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“Well? Do you like it?” she asked.
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“Duh… wuh… buh…”
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She gave him a quick and gentle kiss. “I’ll take that as a yes.”
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“I am so out of my league with you,” he finally remarked. “Really.”
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“I wouldn’t say that,” she replied. “You have a great deal of charm yourself.”
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“Yeah? Where?”
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Celestia smiled and kissed his cheek. “Here. And here,” after she kissed the
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other one. “Don’t sell yourself short, love. Your charm is very subtle. If I
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blink, I could miss it. But when one takes the time, one finds a very pleasing
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green man before her.”
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Anon could feel his cheeks heat up to a rosy glow with her compliments, but he
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could not complain. He was fairly sure his heart was about to burst with joy. He
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twiddled one foot on the floor for a bashful moment but then offered a hand to
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her. “Shall we, my princess?”
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“Lead on, my prince,” she giggled, and she took him up on his offer.
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They strode out of the bedroom side-by-side, hoof-in-hand and found Wysteria
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impatiently waiting for them with a forced smile and and a furious tapping on
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her clipboard.
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“You both look nice, but we’re behind schedule,” she admonished. “The others are
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waiting at the chariots for you. We need to hurry, unless you want to teleport
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there.”
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“You look nice too,” Anon offered.
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Wysteria scoffed quite loudly. “No I don’t, but thank you.”
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“No, he’s right,” Celestia added. “Black is a good color on you.”
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“This is a ten bit swath of fabric I found on the clearance rack at a thrift
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store. It’s as basic as you can get.”
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“Sometimes the basic designs are the most flattering.”
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Wysteria remained unconvinced, and her face showed it. “Well, whether or not
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that it true, we need to move. I’ll debate it with you later.”
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“I suppose that our opinion isn’t what really matters, after all. Somepony else
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will be the one who makes the argument stick with our dear secretary.”
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“Ah, you are quite right my love,” Anon cheerfully replied. “I wonder if he’s on
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duty tonight.”
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Anon saw Wysteria’s rock-solid stoicism falter for half a second, and her eyes
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flitted to her trusty and faithful work tool. She obviously wanted to look. The
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only question was if her will would hold out until after the Royal Couple was
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out of sight, or if her resistance would crumble like cake.
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“Go ahead and look,” encouraged Celestia with another giggle, providing an
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irresistible push.
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Wysteria was flipping the pages with the first syllable out of her boss’ mouth.
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“He is assigned to you, isn’t he?”
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“You did this, didn’t you?” Wysteria gave her employer a playful glare. “There’s
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no way this just happened. Prince Shining could have expedited everything for
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you, too. This is all too easy, too convenient.” She chewed on her bottom lip
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for a moment, and her gaze went to the ground. “Should I have my mane up or
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down?”
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“Let it down,” Celestia replied. “You always have it up. Down shows you are
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relaxed, comfortable, and willing to put work aside for a time.”
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“Can you put yours up?” Anon asked while batting a curling bit of celestial mane
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with one hoof.
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“Wavy buns look very silly and the last time I did it all of the guards
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laughed.”
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Anon snickered at the thought of that as Wysteria quickly pulled out the pins
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that held her hair up, and then began fussing with it to try and make it
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presentable.
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“Oh, go behind the ears,” Celestia offered. “Let him see your face and eyes.”
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“Really?” Wysteria giggled happily. She did so, and both Anon and Celestia
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nodded in approval.
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“That is a good look.” Anon offered. “Classy, but casual too.”
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“Thanks. Now move or we won’t get to see him!”
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Wysteria practically began shoving them down the hallway, and the two complied
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by moving up to a brisk jog with some laughter mixed in. Thankfully, the
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secretary’s nerves were saved from further fraying by their rapid arrival at the
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chariots, and the remaining Royals were simply chatting amongst themselves while
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they waited.
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Anon had to compare his own dashing look to Shining Armor, which only made him
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more uncomfortable. Shining was wearing a fine red coat that was trimmed in
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gold, white pearls and cufflinks, and a royal blue sash; but since Shining was
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broader and had more muscle than Anon he filled the role of Prince better. That
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depressing feeling of being an imposter crept back in as he glanced down at his
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own blue sleeve, and he wondered if he should try adding some bulk to his own
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frame.
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Cadence was… well, pink. Anon would never say it aloud, but her dress was too
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loose and frilly to be flattering and it was the same pink as her coat, so it
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came across as an oversaturation to him. But, not his wife, not his problem. If
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Shining liked it, then no other opinion mattered.
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Anon did like Luna’s selection for the evening. He had expected her to go with
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something in navy blue or black, but she had instead chosen a deep burgundy
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color, and it highlighted her natural blues quite nicely. The train had more of
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a straight and simple cut than Celestia’s, but the silver highlights along the
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hem that matched her choice of a silver necklace made for a very elegant design.
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She had also applied some silver eyeshadow to complete the look, and Anon
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thought she looked quite nice indeed.
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Celly looked better, though. By a wide margin, actually.
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“About time you two showed up!” Shining joked. “We were getting ready to leave
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without you!”
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“I’d like to see you squeeze into this faster!” Celestia replied with a laugh.
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“I could be ready in five minutes too if all I had to do is button a coat up.”
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“I’m not even going to go there.” Shining chuckled.
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“You were riding with us, right Lulu?”
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“Indeed.” Luna nodded. “Someone needs to keep you two in line.”
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“Schedule!” Wysteria admonished.
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* * ✹ * *
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Anonymous determined he liked flying.
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Granted, he probably knew this before now, but he had just made it officially
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official in his own mind. Flying was definitely better when he had Celestia next
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to him, with a warm wing wrapped around him and looking resplendent in a dress
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that felt silky and smooth.
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Admittedly, it was a damper to have his sister-in-law on the other side of him,
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making annoyed noises when he and his wife stole kisses from each other, but it
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was still tolerable.
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However, the kissing would soon have to stop. Manehattan was looming large in
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the distance, and Anonymous sat up a bit in anticipation and excitement as they
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closed in.
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“Have you been to Manehattan, Anon?” Luna asked.
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“Not recently. I’ve been here twice: once when I was just a kid, so I don’t
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remember that; and then once when I came with my parents for a chef’s convention
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when I was seventeen or so. I remember being blown away at the sheer number of
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ponies crammed into one place and the insane height of the skyscrapers. I hadn’t
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ever realized how small Salt Lick really was until then.”
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“Just remember to remain calm, and to not act overwhelmed. You are a Prince, and
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you need to portray yourself as such. The ponies of Equestria will look to you
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as a bedrock foundation. You must always be so for them, for they will gain the
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confidence they need to succeed in their own lives from seeing your own
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exemplary example.”
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“You do remember I was one of them naught but two weeks ago?”
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“And did you not gain strength from Celestia’s unwavering devotion and steadfast
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example?”
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“Honestly, we local yokels hardly ever talked about you two or Canterlot. The
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only time you got mentioned was when taxes went up and my friends and family
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would say to each other ‘somepony really ought to say something’ and then do
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nothing. Salt Lick was far enough out and peaceful enough that both of you never
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really bothered with us, and so we never really bothered with you.”
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“Well!” Luna huffed in great indignity.
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“He’s got a point, you know,” Celestia replied. “Smaller towns really don’t get
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a lot of our attention. We always seem to focus on the large population centers.
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We wouldn’t have anything to do with Ponyville if the Elements and Twilight were
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not there.”
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Luna couldn’t come up with a proper argument, so she simply pouted, slumped her
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shoulders, and began muttering about ‘disrespectful peasants’ under her breath.
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“We should be landing in just a minute, Your Highnesses!” Sergeant Clover Leaf
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shouted back.
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“So where are we going to dine?” Celestia asked, with a quick nose boop for her
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beloved. “You can tell me now.”
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“I’m a bit surprised you didn’t see it on the itinerary. Shining and Cadence had
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heard good things about a place called Le Petite Café, so we decided to try that
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out. Despite the name, it’s a gourmet restaurant, so it should be decent
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enough.”
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“You don’t sound very thrilled.”
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“Well, maybe. I think it’s more because it’s a competitor, even though they’ve
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never had anything to do with the Zuerst, nor us with them. Family loyalty says
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that any other restaurant is only second rate.”
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“Well, I suppose we shall soon find out.”
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“Your most Royal Highnesses, welcome to Le Petite Café. I am Twice Bean, and on
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the behalf of the entire staff, it is my highest honor to have you here this
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evening.”
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“Thank you, Mister Bean!” Cadence replied for the entourage. “You are most
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kind.”
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“Please, follow me. We have reserved a private table for your pleasure, and we
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are honored to be your waiter for this evening as well.”
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Anon had to suppress a twinge of self-consciousness at the waiter’s use of we.
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Obviously, he had never met Anon’s mother, and her rather strict rules on
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dealing politely with customers. Far worse was the way that everypony had
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quickly stood and bowed when the Royal Party had entered the restaurant, making
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Anon resist the urge to look behind him for somepony else who was really
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important. Once they had all been seated, their fellow patrons resumed their
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meals, and Anon felt a little better when it seemed like nopony was looking
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their way anymore.
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Twice Bean smiled broadly. “Now, if we may be so bold, we have crafted a
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culinary chef-d’œuvre for your pleasure, if you would be interested.”
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“Oh?” Celestia replied this time. “Please, continue.”
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“For the appetizer, Chef Wafer has chickpeas, lightly roasted and seasoned with
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a signature pepper sauce of her own creation. The main course is a bulgogi tofu,
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finely dressed in a spicy sesame sauce and highlighted with onions and mushrooms
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we have grown in-house. For a wine, we personally recommend the Fers à Cheval
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Rouillés Parfumés à la Peau de Pomme de Terrete, which I think you’ll find
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compliments the dish quite admirably.”
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“Oh, that does sound good,” Cadence remarked.
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“How would the taste be affected if one opted to simply have mineral water for
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the evening?” Luna asked.
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“Water?” Twice Bean repeated. “Well, Princess, it would not be affected
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dramatically, but the sweetness of—”
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“I shall sample your recommendations, but with water,” Luna announced without
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leaving the matter open for discussion.
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“I believe I’ll follow Princess Luna’s lead and have water as well.” Anon added.
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The other three agreed water was the best choice, leaving Twice Bean a bit
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confused but still eager to please. Once he had disappeared into the kitchen,
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Anon leaned over towards Luna with a smile.
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“Thanks. I wasn’t sure how to handle that.”
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She smiled back at him and nodded. “You are welcome. I suspected you would have
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an issue with any wine selection offered, so I resolved to be of assistance.”
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“Wait.” Anon leaned back and gave her an amused and questioning look. “You’re
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being nice to me.”
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“You are fulfilling your end of our bargain so I intend to honor mine. I am a
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mare of my word, after all.”
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“That you are,” he chuckled, but then he faced the others. “You all didn’t need
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to turn it down because of me, you know. I don’t mind.”
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“I’ve never really been one for wine,” Cadence replied with a grin.
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“I’m trying to cut back,” Shining added with a bob of his eyebrows. “Gotta stay
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in shape, be an example to my soldiers.”
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“I utterly refuse to have another drop,” Celestia simply announced.
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“You hardly had any drops before.” Luna pointed out.
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“If my Anon doesn’t drink it, then I won’t.”
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Anonymous tried to keep his smile, but the way that Celestia made her
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proclamation pulled the corners of his lips down despite his best efforts.
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“Celly, really. I don’t want you to give up something you like just because of
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me.”
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“I’m not. I am taking stand with my husband of my own free will. Just don’t take
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away my apple cider.”
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“No problem there,” Anon replied. “My parents have a fantastic old family recipe
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for sparkling cider. I can whip some up this fall.”
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This news was met with interest and enthusiasm, and Anon promised to make some
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for all of them when the time was right. The conversation then turned to what
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went well with apple cider and if it was better hot or chilled until the
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chickpeas arrived.
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Anon then simply sat back and began listening again as the conversation turned
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to the budget that Celestia had been given. Luna offered the most input on the
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various proposals, but Shining and Cadence were both quick to point out how
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things might affect the Empire and what they would like to have done or not
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done. Anon actually found the back-and-forth to be stimulating and amusing, and
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he was glad it was undergoing such a vigorous discussion.
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Then the main course arrived, and Anonymous finally figured out what the
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difference between upscale and gourmet was.
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Upscale, it appeared, was less fancy but more filling. One would obviously use
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the finest ingredients at the peak of freshness, but at the end of the meal you
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left feeling satisfied.
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Gourmet was a fancier meal, and the fancier the meal, the less actual food,
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until Anon could imagine an empty plate being served as the pinnacle of high
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dining. Of course, some chef would have to top that with a plate that somehow
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had a negative amount of food on it, which might actually be a unicorn spell,
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now that he was thinking of it. That certainly would be better than what he had
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just been served.
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“Voila!” Twice Bean grandly proclaimed. “We are sure you will be delighted by
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this most exquisite dish. We shall return right away with more water.”
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The other Royals eagerly began eating, but Anon poked his with his fork and
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tried to figure out how he could sniff it without causing a scene, or
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accidentally inhaling the entire thing.
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“Is there something wrong with your meal, my love?” Celestia gently asked.
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“Oh, no. I was just expecting something more than a can of cat food on a
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decorative plate. The sprig of parsley is a nice touch though.”
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“This actually appears to be a rather generous helping,” Luna remarked.
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“Right.” Anon groaned. “Well, it does look good. How does it taste?”
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“It is acceptable.” Luna shrugged.
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Anon took a small bite. It wasn’t bad, that was true. A bit less on the sesame
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would help, and a bit more clover perhaps, but overall not bad at all.
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“Does it meet your standards?” Celestia asked.
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“Yeah. It’ll do.”
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She gave him a quick wink. “That is good to hear. Now, would you like some
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diplomacy lessons while we’re here?”
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Dinner quite rapidly became very interesting. Anon nodded once, and Celestia let
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out a high, tinkling laugh.
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“You are just too much, my love!” she pronounced. “So, the first thing I have to
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show you is how to hold a conversation within a conversation.”
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“I suspect the occasional laugh is part of that.”
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“Most assuredly. When you do this, it is important to make it sound like you
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are still holding a normal conversation. By sprinkling in more common terms and
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phrases, and especially at the beginning and end of a statement, the bits and
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pieces that your conversation that float away from you become random and
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meaningless. Once you become a bit more proficient we can use the double
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entendre to share all sorts of wonderful secrets.”
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“Fair enough. My talkifying is common enough so all I have to do is open my
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mouth and let the sounds fall out.”
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“Talkifying.” Luna repeated with a laughing scoff. “What kind of a world have
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you created, Sister, when someone gets away with such a blatant assault on the
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equish language?”
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“My dear sister, there are many words that have entered our vocabulary thanks to
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those blatant assaults. I predict that within twenty years we will all use
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talkifying in our everyday conversations.”
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“If that happens, I’ll send myself back to the moon.”
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Both Anon and Celestia shared a giggle, and then Celestia continued her lesson.
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“Now, my precious, let us try this. Pick something in this room, and describe it
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to me while still following the instructions I gave you. Let’s see how marvelous
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you are.”
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“Let me see. Let me begin with the chandelier, a rather impressive crystal…
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thing. I want to say infused but it’s not that.”
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“What is it then?”
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“Wait.” Anon gave his wife a knowing glare. “This has nothing to do with
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diplomacy. I mentioned I was having a problem describing the alternate world in
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my book. This is just a way to get me to practice describing things.”
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“It is both,” she replied with a smirk. “The ability to describe, compare and
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contrast will prove invaluable in the future. The ability to mask what you are
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saying will allow us to flirt without anypony knowing.”
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“Unless we are with our present company.”
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“Guards are selectively deaf, dumb, and blind,” Shining chimed. “I’ll keep my
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flirting over here if you keep yours over there.”
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“Deal!” Anon announced. “Celly, do you like shmoopy-doopy better or
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sweetie-weety?”
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Luna groaned as the two married couples began booping and nuzzling their
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respective partner. “I suppose this is the penalty I pay for marrying young,”
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she muttered, but with a coy glance to a nearby waiter, who looked startled and
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pulled at his necktie in obvious concern.
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Celestia suppressed a chuckle when yet another pony quickly trotted up and got
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in line to meet the suddenly famous Anonymous. Ever since they had touched down
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in Saddle Park, ponies had been flocking to both him and to Luna, and that
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pleased her to no end. Anon deserved the attention, in her estimation, and the
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more he got out among their little ponies, the more he would be accepted and
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loved.
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Most ponies who spoke with him were so astonished by the circumstances that had
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put him where he was that they just had to ask if it was all true. Anon chuckled
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each time and confirmed that it was, and then he would patiently answer the
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dozen or so questions that came after that. Her husband was doing well, and at
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this rate he would soon be as beloved as her dear sister was.
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That was what made Celestia the happiest. For over a thousand years, she had
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been alone in the spotlight, so she was more than happy to let those whom she
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loved be the focus of the country’s praise and adoration for a change. It was
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bringing flavor and zest into her life, and it made it easier to remember just
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how magical friendship was.
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She had been lonely for long enough.
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“Excuse me, Princess, but I have something for you from the Prince.”
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“What? Wysteria, what is… oh!”
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Wysteria was holding a sizeable bouquet of red roses in her magic, and she
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gently transferred them to the Princess with a smile.
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“He was really insistent they be red, something about tasting the best,” she
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remarked.
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“Oh, they’re lovely.” Celestia dipped her nose into them and inhaled the sweet
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aroma. “I don’t remember the last time someone gave me flowers with no political
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favors attached to them.”
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“I certainly don’t remember anypony doing that,” Wysteria agreed.
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Celestia giggled a bit and positioned the bouquet in front of her so that the
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next time Anon glanced over he would only see her eyes over the top of them. She
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then began staring at him with a sultry and inviting look, hoping that he would
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feel her stare and look over towards her.
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It didn’t take long. Anon was telling a gray unicorn about his Celestial
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Crystal, and when he glanced over at her as part of the story, she quickly
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batted her eyelashes at him and tilted her head teasingly.
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Anon had some red flare on his cheeks but he managed to keep his composure and
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continue on with his conversation. The next time he glanced, Celestia softly bit
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one of the blooms off and slowly pulled it into her mouth with her lips. This
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he chuckled at, and he shook his head slightly before focusing back on the
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ponies before him. With the next glance, Celestia made a great show of licking
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her lips while staring right at him. This made his cheeks nearly as red as the
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roses, and he did stammer a bit before recovering and forcing his eyes forward.
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And then Celestia noticed one of the guards moving towards Luna with a large
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bouquet of flowers.
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“Wysteria, who got those flowers for Lulu?” she asked, as she gently plucked one
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full rose and placed it behind her left ear.
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“Prince Anon did. It took a bit longer to find them since they’re Night Lilies,
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though.”
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“Night Lilies?”
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“Yeah. He thought she would be appreciative of them.”
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“Oh, I hope so,” she replied. “Those were the flowers she and Star Struck always
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shared. It might bring up some memories she doesn’t want to recall.”
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Both Celestia and Wysteria watched in hopeful concern as the guard tapped Luna
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on the shoulder and then presented the arrangement. There was a gasp from Luna,
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a tear escaped, but then a warm smile came as she accepted and buried her nose
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in the bouquet as if she were traveling back in time by way of the scent.
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And when Anon glanced over towards her, Celestia felt warm and tingly as she
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watched Luna mouth ‘thank you’ to him with one Night Lily petal dangling from
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her bottom lip.
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“My dear Anon, you simply are amazing,” Celestia remarked to herself with a
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chuckle as Luna took a lily and placed it beside her own left ear. She then met
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Celestia’s gaze, gave her a nod of solid satisfaction, and turned her attention
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to another pony who had come to visit with her.
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“And I’m a singing pony!”
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Luna tried to hide her smile behind a false facade of minor grumpiness as Anon
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and Celestia’s serious expressions devolved into helpless giggles. The trip home
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had been insufferable, what with them belting out all of the songs from the play
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at full volume for the entire flight back home.
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Of course, Shining and Cadence had done the same so she was stuck with off-key
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singing no matter what. Even so, she would not trade their flat notes for the
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finest choir in all of Equestria.
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“Oh, my dear Anon, we simply must do this again!” Celestia laughed, an
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expression of joy that Luna relished beyond all things in the world. “This was
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fun, and that was a most fantastic musical! I am sure I’ll be singing ‘High
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Hinny Hey!’ for the next week!”
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Then again, all good things had their limits, and there was only so much off-key
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joy that Luna could stand. “It has been a delightful evening, but I must tend to
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my duties now. If you’ll excuse me.”
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“Oh,” Celestia replied sadly, and both she and Anon pouted. “Well, good night
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then, Sister.”
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“Good evening.”
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Luna then teleported away, but not to her quarters. She did fully intend to
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attend to the dreams of her little ponies, but first she needed something to
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eat. She wasn’t herself when she was hungry, and she doubted there was a gourmet
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meal in the whole of Equestria that would ever satisfy her.
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A quick raid of the pantry yielded a slice of chocolate cake, and Luna tried to
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eat the first delectable treat with as much speed but as little sound as
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possible. The second slice disappeared with seconds and without a care for the
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noisy grunting she emitted as she ate, but she forced herself to slow down on
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the third slice so as to properly savor it.
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And yet everypony thinks Celly is the cake fanatic, Luna thought with a snicker.
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Her magic then pulled the night lily from her ear, and she smiled deeply as she
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looked it over. Anon probably had no idea why Luna loved them so—he had probably
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picked them because they had the word night in their name—but the flood of warm
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memories that had swept over her when they had been presented had helped her to
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feel not quite so alone, not quite so removed from her own beloved. In fact, she
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was quite pleased that Anon was able to help her remember him so often.
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It didn’t hurt so much when she did.
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A rattling noise at the door broke her thoughts up, and she stepped back into
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the shadows to avoid detection. Who could possibly be coming into the kitchen so
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late?
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“Shh!” Celestia voice drifted in. “I thought I heard something.”
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“Just don’t use your nose to go looking for the source,” Anon’s voice followed.
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“Very funny. All right, I think the coast is clear. What can you make that’s
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quick?”
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“I could probably throw a salad together real quick like, just a simple one.”
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“That sounds good. Those roses were delicious but it just wasn’t enough. I
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think—”
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“Hungry, Sister?”
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Both Anon and Celestia yelped in alarm, and Luna simply laughed as they
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recovered and glared at her.
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“I thought you said you were going to the dream realm,” Celestia said with a
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huff.
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“I said I was attending to my duties. Eating is one of them.”
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Anon rubbed one hoof against the opposite arm in embarrassment. “Guess I didn’t
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pick the restaurant so well, huh?”
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“Do not be discouraged.” Luna admonished Anon with a kind smile. “It is
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difficult to find a restaurant anywhere that will offer more than what we
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received. I think our subjects worry more about our weight than we do.”
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“Well, next time I’ll just take you home then. My parents won’t hold back.”
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“I would like to visit them sometime.” Luna smiled a bit more. “Now, did you
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mention a salad? And not the kind of salad we were served at that place. One of
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your salads.”
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Anon beamed at the princesses. “I’ll have a nice beet salad with candied
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macarana nuts whipped up in no time.”
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“Celly, is the food at Anon’s restaurant any good?” Luna asked while Anon got to
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work, and her sister smiled warmly.
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“We didn’t get to eat an actual meal when we were there, but I assure you that
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you would not leave feeling hungry based on what I saw them making.”
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“But he wants to be a writer,” Luna shook her head. “I’m afraid I still don’t
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quite understand why.”
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“Destiny is a fickle thing, Lulu. Some people find their purpose rather quickly,
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others spend a lifetime searching and never find it. If I may be a bit prideful
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for a moment, I personally think that his desire to be a writer was simply the
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means he needed to find the his true destiny.”
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“Oh, very modest, Miss ‘I Am The End Of Your Searching.’” Luna scoffed with a
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laugh. “I suppose you could be right. He would not have found you if he had been
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good at running a restaurant. I suppose that this plays into your theory that
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cutie marks are simply suggestions, too.”
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Celestia nodded. “Perhaps it does.”
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“Well, for the record, I am most pleased you have him, and that he has you. He
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has proven himself to be a most devoted man, and I feel that he will be for you
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what Star Struck was for me. I may still tease and torment him on occasion, but
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I believe I can accept him now. You have accidentally done well for yourself.”
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“Sometimes that’s the best way to go,” Celestia replied with a laugh.
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A thud from the far end of the kitchen caught the sister’s attention, and both
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grew curious as the sounds of a pony muttering in frustration leaked through the
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open doorway.
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“Shiny, they’ll hear you!” Cadence hissed. “Quiet!”
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“How can they hear me? They’re at the other end of… the…”
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Both of them froze as they rounded the corner and found both aunts staring at
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them with amusement.
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“Uh, hi?” Shining tried, with a cheesy grin.
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“Good evening,” Luna replied. “What brings you by here during this most glorious
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hour of my night?”
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“I admit I may have not picked a very good restaurant,” Shining Armor said
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sheepishly. “Cady and I are still hungry.”
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“Anon!” Celestia shouted back into the kitchen “Double up that salad, and stuff
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it!”
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Celestia absolutely abhorred the sound of steel on steel.
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It had a way of staying in her ears, ringing in a thunderous cacophony far
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beyond the actual battle. There were times when she’d hear it for weeks after
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the fight was over, an unrelenting, reverberating string of silver stings that
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would drive a pony mad with enough time.
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If she could work her will, she would make the source of the sound disappear
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forever.
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“Princess! We have another wave moving in on our left flank! We can’t hold it
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much longer!”
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“Stand fast! We only need to hold out for a short while yet! General Picket,
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where is your Division? If we can wheel them to the left, we can—”
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“Princess Celestia,” Picket cut her off with a cold and distant stare, “I have
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no division!”
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Celestia could feel it. The panic, the fear. It was beginning to come to a head.
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“No! You must have some ponies left! Take what you have, and wheel them to the
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left!”
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“I cannot take what is not there, Princess! The day is lost!”
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She could feel it pushing, pounding. It wanted out. It could help. It would win.
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“No! I will not!” she grunted, and her hoof tore out a large divot of earth.
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“There is another way! There always is!”
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She happened to catch her own reflection in Picket’s dented and smudged armor,
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and she could see it in her eyes. The magenta was gone, replaced with a gold
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that burned as hot as the sun.
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“No!” she fought back. “I… will… not!”
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~*~
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Celestia gasped harshly as she awoke, and it took her a minute to reorient
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herself to her surroundings. She was home, with everything as it should be. All
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of her personal belongings were as they should be and untouched, and Anonymous…
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A spark of panic pricked her soul, but it was silenced when she glanced down and
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found him right where he should be. He snorted, gave a grunt of annoyance, then
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wiggled a bit to be closer to her. Once he had settled into her side he smiled
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softly and sighed in contentment.
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Celestia’s smile matched his, and she drew her wing a bit tighter over him.
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After a quick and gentle boop she settled in again and simply gazed at her love.
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I will never let it happen, she thought to herself as the warm embrace of
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slumber enveloped her again. You and I gain all the power we need from each
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other.
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* * ✹ * *
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Celestia nipped at Anon’s ear as they both laughed and entered the room. “You
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realize I’m going to get an earful on that one,” she remarked. “There are going
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to be dozens of ponies who ask why the sun suddenly wiggled back and forth on
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the way up today.”
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“Do you want me to tell everypony I found a new ticklish spot or do you?”
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“I will say you distracted me,” she replied. “And then we can leave it at that.”
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“Okay, but I’m remembering where that spot is.”
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“You tease!” she laughed, and she nipped him again as he went for her neck.
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A knock at the door interrupted their play, but they did share one quick kiss
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before Wysteria walked in and adjusted her glasses. “Good morning, Your Most
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Serene Highnesses.”
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“Serene?” asked Anon with both eyebrows lifted. “I thought we were Illustrious.”
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“It depends on if you’ve been mediatized,” said Celestia in what Anon recognized
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was her teaching voice. “Technically, since I reign over the Crystal Empire, I
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should be Her Imperial Highness, but I’ve always been reluctant to put on airs
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like that. Plus, the nobles have been squabbling for centuries about their own
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titles, so anything above Her and His Highness just gives them extra title space
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to crawl into. In any event.” Celestia turned to Wysteria with a mischievous
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grin. “What do you have for Your Highnesses this morning?”
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“Just a few things to go over with you before breakfast. First, Play Wright
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sends his profuse thanks for your attendance at the play last night, as does the
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cast, and they send their thanks for your visit backstage after the performance.
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They hope you will return again soon.
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“Second, the Astrological Society has sent a very detailed and technical missive
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about a sudden surge in solar flare activity that occurred yesterday. I won’t
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even try to share everything since I don’t understand most of it myself, but
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they do wish to know if you are aware of the flares and if it something that
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should be concerning.”
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“Solar flare, eh?” Anon ribbed her gently. “You didn’t tell me that first kiss
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was that good.”
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“My dear Anon, you almost made it do a backflip in the sky. It was incredible.”
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“Mm, we shall have to do it again then,” he remarked with a cheesy grin.
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“Anyway!” Wysteria cut in before they got carried away. “What would you like me
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to tell them about the flares?”
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Celestia glanced at Anon quickly before replying. “Send my thanks for their
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observance, and reassure them that I am aware of them and that they are
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harmless. Make sure to tell them they don’t need to worry about this morning
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either. Oh, and they should expect more. Many more.”
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“Got it. Let’s see.” She flipped some papers. “The Juris Prudence Center of Law
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at The University of Canterlot is asking about that interview about the Alicorn
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Law again. In fact, I’ve gotten a quite a few letters asking about that from
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several different ponies.”
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“Tell them I am planning to hold a symposium in about a month. I’d rather make
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them come to me and do it all in one swift kick then to travel out to hundreds
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of different places.”
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“Got it. Let’s see. Oh! Prince Anon, your parents sent you a letter.”
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“They did?” he eagerly asked, before snatching the letter from her magic and
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ripping it open with a gleeful laugh.
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“I think that covers everything for now. I need to follow up on a few things so
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I’ll catch up with you later.”
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“Thank you, Wysteria.” Celestia replied with a smile.
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Wysteria returned the smile, then left the room while Celestia turned her
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attention to Anon.
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“How are they?” she asked when he finished and looked up at her.
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“Extremely busy,” he said with a chuckle. “Mom says they found a line down and
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around the block when they got home, and it’s been non-stop since then. They had
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to hire two more cooks in a rush, but she says they should work out. They’re
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thinking about moving to a larger location if they stay busy like this. She says
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she’s glad they’re so busy since it helps her to not think about how much she
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misses me. They also send their thanks again for your forgiveness.”
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Celestia offered a quick hum of satisfaction to that. “Anything else?”
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“Just that she’ll write more when she has time. It was nice of her to send this,
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though. I’ll have to write back.”
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“I bet she will appreciate that.”
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“But I think breakfast should be first.”
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“Breakfast first then,” she said with a laugh. “Are you sick of my pancakes yet?
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I can whip some up if you’d like.”
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“Nope, still good,” he replied. “I’m starving.”
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“Oh, do you really need to go?” Celestia pouted while placing the pancakes
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before everypony.
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“We do,” Cadence replied with a note of sadness. “I dread to think about how
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much paperwork we’ll have to go through when we get back.”
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“Well, we shall simply have to come visit you then,” Celestia replied. “Perhaps
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in a week or two so we can finalize plans.”
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“That would be wonderful. I know the crystal ponies would love to meet Anon.”
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“When do you plan to leave?”
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“Around noon, I believe. We’ve already said goodbye to Auntie Luna so we can go
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whenever we want, I suppose.”
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“Let’s have you stay for lunch, and then Anon and I will see you off. In fact,
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why don’t you spend the morning with them, Anon?”
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“Are you sure?” he replied. “Didn’t we have some kind of meeting?”
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“Yes, but I think I can handle it. Any meeting with the delegation from
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Cloudsdale tends to be long-winded.”
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“All right,” Anon replied. “If you’re sure.”
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“I’m sure. Your time would be better spent with them.”
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“You can come with me while I do my review of the Guard.” Shining offered.
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“Review?”
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“Yeah. Anytime I come to Canterlot, I touch bases with Lieutenant Spear Point to
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see if I need to fix anything, and then I do a quick review of and offer a few
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inspirational words to the troops. It’d be good for you to get a glimpse of how
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the Guard works.”
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“Ok. That actually does sound like a good idea. I’ll go with you for sure.”
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“Great!” Shining replied with a small smile. “We’ll head over right after we
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eat.”
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“I didn’t know you participated in the review too,” Anon remarked to Cadence.
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“I don’t have to, technically, but I like to stay up-to-date on what’s going
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on,” she replied. “If the worst happens, I will be the one to take over after
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Shiny.”
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“Which I hope never happens,” Shining added. “That means something rather
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unpleasant has happened to me, Anon, Auntie Luna and Auntie Celestia.”
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“Wow,” Anon said. “I hadn’t thought of that. I have to take over if something
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happens to you?”
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“In a way. Celestia and Luna may be your equals in government, but they do
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outrank you in the military, or at least for now. If either of them give you a
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commission to Major General then you’ll be of similar rank. Right now you’re my
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equal at Captain.”
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“Captain Anon,” he tried the title out. “Any other titles I can claim?”
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“You can claim whatever you want.” Shining laughed. “But experience says less is
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more, if I may suggest.”
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“I think I shall take your advice.”
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The three shared a quick laugh as Shining pushed open the doors for the
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barracks, and Lieutenant Spear Point was waiting with a sharp salute for them as
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they walked into the reception area.
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“At ease, Lieutenant,” Shining ordered, as he saluted back.
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“Pleasure to see you again, sir,” Lieutenant Point replied, as he hoofbumped his
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superior. “Prince Anon sir, Princess Cadence ma’am. Glad to have you.”
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“Thank you, Lieutenant,” Cadence replied. “How’s Needle?”
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“Same as ever, ma’am.” He laughed as he motioned down a hallway with a hoof.
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“She keeps telling me to lose weight, get out from behind the desk, eat
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healthier. I’ll pass along your well-wishes to her.”
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“Thank you.”
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“Just in here, sirs,” he offered before pushing his office door open for them.
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Three comfortable chairs awaited royal posteriors in front of a finely lacquered
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oak desk that held Lieutenant Spear Point’s gold edged nameplate, and as Anon
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settled in to the furthest left chair he glanced around. It was a nice office,
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but a bit utilitarian. Of course, this was a barracks so he didn’t really expect
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it to be like his office or Celestia’s drawing room.
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“Well, Captain, where shall I begin?” Spear Point asked as he sat. “Troop
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levels? Morale? The usual complaints about field rations?”
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“Let’s start with troop levels,” Shining replied. “How are the recruitment
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numbers looking?”
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For the next hour, Anon sat and listened to a fascinating and completely
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confusing discussion about the Royal Guard of Equestria. It was very similar to
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the discussion he had been in with Minister Penny Wise in the number of terms
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being thrown around that made no sense and references to things he knew nothing
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about. However, Lieutenant Point did try to clarify and explain here and there
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when he could, as did Shining, so by the end of the conversation Anon had at
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least a sporting chance of knowing what was going on. He knew that recruitment
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was up a very modest two percent, injuries were down twelve percent, and that a
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change of armor wax vendors would save over six thousand bits per year. Morale
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was high and holding steady, training was steady and, overall, the Guard seemed
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to be doing quite well.
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Lieutenant Point then offered to escort the Captain and the Royals through the
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Barracks while Shining did his review. Anon was amused that the review turned
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out to be really nothing more than Shining walking around and greeting any
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guards who happened to be nearby, but this would also be a good way to orient
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himself with the layout of the rooms and to meet those brave ponies who had
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sworn to protect him and his wife from harm.
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It only took ten minutes for Anonymous to get lost, much to his chagrin. It was
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an honest enough mistake: he had paused for a moment to take a closer look in
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the armory, but then found they had turned down a hallway without him. A quick
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walk around a few corners to see if he could find them was futile, and left him
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even more lost than before, so he opted for the tried-and-true method of
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planting his ass where he was and then waiting for the rescue party to find him.
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He was both grateful and embarrassed when he heard voices down the hallway, but
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he chuckled when he figured out who they belonged to.
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“You totally were!” Hokey’s laugh drifted in. “Don’t even deny it! We all saw
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you checking her out!”
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“I was not!” Quillpoint argued back.
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“Dude, you totally were.” Clover’s voice was fast approaching. “Your eyes were
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on her flank the whole night. You’re lucky no one was taking pictures of
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Wysteria last night. You’d be running laps forever if someone—”
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Anon winced a little when the three Guards clattered to a halt at the moment
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they saw him.
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“Prince Anon, sir!” All three quickly saluted.
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“Clover. Hokey. Quillpoint,” he greeted each in turn, and he hoped he had given
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the right name to the right pony.
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“Sir,” Clover replied. “What are you doing here, sir? Can we help you with
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something?”
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“Well, I would be grateful if you could help me find Captain Armor and
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Lieutenant Point.” He replied as he stood with an embarrassed laugh. “We were
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doing a review and I got separated from them.”
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“Of course, sir!” Pokey replied, and all three of them chuckled. “If they’re on
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review then eventually they’ll end up in the training room. We can hook up
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there.”
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“Thanks.”
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“Not a problem, sir. Right this way.”
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“Sergeant, can I ask you something?” Anon asked while glancing around the
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training room.
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“Lay it on me, sir,” Pokey said.
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“How hard would it be to get me in on training?”
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“Training?” he repeated. “Well, you’re the Prince, so if you say ‘I want to get
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Guard training’ it’ll happen.”
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Anon nodded, and he looked over the room again. It reminded him of the gymnasium
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back in high school with weights, a jogging track, mats for practicing
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hoof-to-hoof combat on, and some other equipment that he wasn’t sure what it was
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used for. A rack of staffs and blunt swords stood in one corner, and a few
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guards were practicing defensive maneuvers with both against an instructor at
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the far end of the room.
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“Would you like me to look into it, sir?”
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“Yeah. I appreciate everything you and Sergeant Leaf are willing to do for me
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but I’m pretty extra sure your life would be easier if I could help defend
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myself.”
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“Only if you’re trained well, sir. Otherwise I’ve got to worry about a blade
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behind me and a blade in front of me.”
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Anon nodded in agreement but with a thoughtful look. “Think you could show me
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anything right now real quick?”
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“Right now?”
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“Yeah. You could, right?”
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“Yes sir. I was a drill sergeant for a time. I could just go over the stuff I
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drill into fresh cadets. Just with less yelling and pushups.”
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“Maybe I need the push-ups.” Anon glanced back and over himself. “But it might
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be a bit awkward to be yelling at a prince, eh?”
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“It’d be a bit like yelling at Captain Armor or Princess Celestia, sir, yes.”
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“We’ll avoid yelling then,” Anon replied with a chuckle. “What can you show me,
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hand-to-hoof stuff?”
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“Yes sir.”
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“Well, no time like the present.” Anon decided. “Doesn’t seem like Captain Armor
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or Lieutenant Point are really missing me, so I might as well do something
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productive.”
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“Just over here then, sir,” Pokey motioned to a nearby mat.
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“So, what’s first?” Anon asked once they had both stepped onto the mat.
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“First, remove your crystal, sir. You don’t want to be stabbed by that.”
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Anon nodded and quickly removed the Crystal, but he entrusted a few nearby
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towels to keep it safe for him in the meantime.
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“All right. How is your balance on your feet?”
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“Prety good, I guess,” he replied.
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“Not bad sir. Now, let’s have you take a swing at me.”
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“What, hit you?”
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“Yes sir. Don’t worry, I have a thick head.”
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“If you say so.” Anon shrugged, and he half-heartedly swung his right fist at
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him. Pokey blocked it easily, but he also kept it in place.
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“Hold right there, don’t move. Did you see what I did, sir?”
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“You blocked me?”
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“Yes, but look where my hoof is,” he replied, and he wiggled his hoof a little.
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“I blocked, but from here I can slide up and nail you in the side of the head,”
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with a slow demonstration of what he was saying, “or I can come back down and
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anticipate you coming at me from the left, or I can throw off your balance and
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sweep your feet out from under you. Blocking is good, but blocking in a specific
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way is better.”
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“Really? How would you take me off my feet?”
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“Come again, sir.”
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Anon took a swing again, and he put a little more oomph into it. Pokey blocked
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it again, slid his hoof to tangle up his arm, and pulled slightly. The shift in
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his weight made him move his left leg, and Pokey was able to use that momentum
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to flip him over and down.
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“Hah! That was awesome!” Anon laughed from the floor. “How do I do that?”
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“Use their weight against them, sir,” Pokey replied as he helped him back up.
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“Here, I’ll swing at you this time. Make sure to—”
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“Sergeant?” Cadence abruptly cut in while she trotted over to them. “What’s
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going on here?”
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“It’s my fault,” Anon quickly interjected while Pokey helped him back up. “I
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asked him.”
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“I thought you were doing the review with us,” Cadence replied to Anon, with a
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hint of confusion. “What happened?”
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“I got lost and turned around,” he replied softly while trying to get his
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breathing under control. “The sergeant brought me here to hook back up with
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you.”
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“Ah, I see,” she offered a quick giggle to this. “And then you decided to get
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beat up.”
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“It sounded like fun at the time.”
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“You boys and your macho egos,” Cadence shook her head in both amusement and
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disbelief. “Well, it’s a good idea, but now is probably not the best time for
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this. Lieutenant Point is rather perturbed that he lost you, and both he and
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Shiny are looking for you. Let’s finish the review, then you and Sergeant Pokey
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here can work out a schedule to continue your thumping.”
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“All right.”
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“Grab your Crystal and let’s hurry back. If we find them first we might be able
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to defuse some of Lieutenant Point’s ire.”
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Anon quickly did as he was told, then fell in. next to Cadence. She gave him a
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quick, reassuring smile, but then had a devious look take over. “You know,
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Auntie Celestia is one of the supreme commanders of the Guard, and not just
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because she’s the princess. I bet if you asked her nicely, she could give you
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some pointers as well.”
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“She could, couldn’t she?” he replied with a thoughtful expression. “Maybe I
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will then.”
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“I know I like to work out with Shiny. I bet she would like to work out with you
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as well.”
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Thankfully, Cadence was correct in her prediction about Lieutenant Spear Point.
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He was irritated over what had happened, and it was obvious in both his body
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language and from his clipped responses as they finished the review, but Shining
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had leaned over with a smirk and whispered that he was more irritated with
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himself since the barracks should be one of the most secure areas of the entire
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palace, and yet Anon had slipped away from him and had to be rescued. His ire
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did slowly taper out as they progressed, so by the time the review was finished
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and they had met up with Celestia for lunch he was somewhat back to what Anon
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thought would be normal.
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His Royal Lostness, in an effort to not cause any more problems, stayed quiet
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and only replied if somepony spoke to him. He did receive a fair share of
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worried glances from his wife, but he met each one with a smile and that seemed
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to placate her, if only temporarily.
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After lunch, Anon and Celestia escorted Shining and Cadence to the carriage that
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would deliver them to the train. Anon fought down a twinge of sadness when they
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hugged and said their good-byes, and he hoped they could make that visit to the
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Crystal Empire soon. Shining Armor had been an immense help and a good friend,
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and Cadence was just as sweet and kind as rumors had said she was.
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“Oh, I always hate goodbye,” Celestia remarked as she and Cadence shared one
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last hug. “Let me know when you get home.”
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“We will, Auntie Celestia,” Cadence replied. “Take care.”
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The two of them waved as they hopped aboard their ride, and they continued to
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wave until the carriage disappeared into the city. Celestia then gave a deep
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sigh, and she glanced up at her beloved.
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“I always enjoy their visits.”
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“Yeah. They’re pretty awesome.”
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“Do I have any in-laws beyond your parents?” she asked as they walked back
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inside.
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“A couple. My mom has sister Sieva, who lives in Las Pegasus, but she never
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married or had any foals. Her parents, Soy and Pole, are still alive and
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kicking. Dad has his mother, Flageolet, his brother Pinto and his sister
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Cannellini, both of whom are married and have foals. Pinto has Jumping and Fava,
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and Cannellini has Haricot, Lentil, and Mung.”
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“We should visit them sometime.”
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“Flageolet, Pinto and Cannellini will be easy enough; they live in Salt Lick.
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Soy and Pole live in a retirement village in Las Pegasus, so I guess we would
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have to have a family reunion if you want to meet them all at once.”
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“That will probably be the way to go,” she agreed with a nod.
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“Do they get any titles because of all this?”
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“We should probably figure that out,” she chuckled. “Like your parents, however,
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they will be mostly symbolic. They won’t have any actual authority.”
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“Well, that’s probably for the best. You don’t want a bunch of my family
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overrunning the place.”
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She simply laughed with him at this, and then gave him a quick nip on his neck.
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“Day court now?” he asked.
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“Yes. But after that I think we should have a talk.”
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“Talk?” he asked in concern.
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“Nothing bad, but something you should know. It’s a bit like your arrest, in a
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way. It won’t take very long to go over, so we could go over it just before
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dinner if that is acceptable.”
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“Sure. Do you think we’ll have many petitioners today?”
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“I think it will be a bit slower today, but we will see.”
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* * ✹ * *
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“So, what is this ‘thing’ you want to tell me?” Anon asked once they had settled
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in next to each other in Celestia’s drawing room.
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“It’s a somewhat serious thing, but nothing we can’t handle.” Celestia levitated
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a book off of a shelf and placed it on the table before him. “Obviously, you
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know that Luna was Nightmare Moon, and that she fell because of her jealousy.”
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“Yes,” he replied with a bit of hesitation. Where was she going with this?
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“There is a truth in that, one that you need to know. If Luna can fall, so can
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I.”
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Anon didn’t quite understand, and his face showed it. “So, you can turn into
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Nightmare Moon too?”
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“Not like that exactly,” she said as the pages of the book flipped open. “I have
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my own version of it.”
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The pages stopped on a pencil drawing of what, at first glance, looked like
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Celestia. Anon then looked closer, and his eyes widened slowly. This Celestia
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had the fangs and the dragon eyes of Nightmare Moon, but she wore armor that was
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sun-themed instead of moon. She also appeared to have flames for her mane and
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tail instead of her normal pastel colors.
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She was terrifyingly beautiful, and it sent a chill up Anon’s spine.
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“This is Daybreaker,” Celestia softly said. “If I were to ever tread the path
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that Luna did, I would become this.”
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“Wow,” he said with a note of fear.
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“Thankfully, I have never given in to the darkness that would allow it to
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consume me, nor do I plan to. By keeping my negative emotions in balance and in
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check, this alternate me can never be.”
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“But there is the possibility you could.”
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“The only way Daybreaker can ever exist is if I allow any of my more negative
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emotions to grow out of control. For Luna it was jealousy, but for me it would
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be anger or arrogance.”
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“Arrogance?”
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“Feeling that I must solve all problems by myself. The darkness had never
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possessed me, Anon, but it has come close a couple of times; and those times
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were times when I felt like I alone was the one to solve the crisis at hoof. The
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first time was when Luna and I fought against a dragon who had been destroying
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villages on the borders of Equestria. I didn’t realize what it was then, so I
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dismissed it as simply being enraged.
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“The second time was during a war against the Sasquatch Barbarians. They were
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overrunning our position, and if they had managed to break through my lines they
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would have had a clear path to Canterlot. Thankfully, we were rescued that time
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by the timely arrival of a griffon brigade, but just before they appeared I felt
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it pushing, telling me it could defeat them all by itself. My desperation nearly
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won out, and it terrified me.
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“Now, I’ve felt it try to force its way out at other times as well, but never as
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strongly as those two times. With Luna’s redemption and the problem-solving
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prowess of Twilight and her friends, I hope that the risk will be so small that
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it will never be a bother again. I didn’t want you to find out about this from
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anypony else, so I realized this morning that I needed to tell you.”
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He nodded, and took a moment to contemplate all of that before replying. “So, as
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long as you feel like you don’t have to do everything on your own you won’t turn
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into this thing?”
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“Exactly. And now that I have you, the risk is negated even further.”
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“Really?”
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“Daybreaker thrives on hate, not love. Since you truly love me, it has no power.
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Your love prevents this from ever happening.”
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Anon nodded again and looked at the drawing. “You have seen this thing?”
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“It occasionally pops up in my dreams, but never for very long. I use the love I
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feel from my friends and family to be rid of it and its destructive lies.”
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“Well, then I shall simply give you all the love I have then.” He turned to give
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her a quick kiss.
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“Thank you, my dear Anon. Now, let’s talk about some happier things, mm?”
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“I’d like that.”
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A soft tap came at the door, and Wysteria poked her head around with a tentative
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expression much like she expected to have to make a quick and silent exit at the
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sight of something she did not want to face right now.
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“You didn’t lock it!” she quickly said.
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“No, we didn’t,” Celestia said with a laugh. “What do you need?”
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“Fleur De Lis and Fancy Pants are asking for a quick audience with you to sign
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off on that donation.”
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“Oh! Of course!” Celestia replied, and she quickly stood. “This’ll just take a
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minute, Anon. I’ll be right back.”
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“No problem,” he replied, and he smiled as she trotted out. His eyes then
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drifted back to the drawing of Daybreaker, and he took a deep breath in. He was
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glad she had told him about this, but it also scared him a little. To think that
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she could be… that.
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He then made the internal resolution to never do anything to bring this horror
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out of his wife. Whatever it took, he would make sure she never had a reason to
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go there.
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“Wait. You have to do that every night?” Anon looked on in fascinated horror
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while his beloved downed the golden golf ball sized pill she had just created.
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“Bleah,” Celestia replied while pulling a disgusted face. “Ugh. Yes, I do. The
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anti-snoring effects only last for twelve hours. I think I might commission a
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study to find a way to make it last longer.”
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“How bad does it taste?”
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“See for yourself,” she said while her magic conjured up another orb. “It won’t
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do anything for you since you don’t snore.”
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Anon ate the orb quickly, but then pulled the same contorted face of disgust. It
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had a sort of bland taste, like a stamp, but laced with centipede droppings and
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ear wax.
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“Wow, you must really like me,” Anon said after downing the graciously offered
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cup of water.
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“Well, a little.” She smirked coyly. “And thankfully a glass of water clears out
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the taste.”
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“I’m glad it does. I’d rather put up with your snoring than have you be tortured
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with that every night.”
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“I would gladly swallow a dozen of those to be with you,” she replied with a
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gentle kiss. “The goods that I receive far exceed the cost.”
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“Heh,” Anon replied with a lopsided and very pleased grin. “Thanks.”
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“Anytime, my dear Anon.”
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Anon gave her a quick kiss, then another, then one last one before moving over
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to the cushions and settling in for the night. Celestia trotted to the bathroom
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while he did so, and Anon soon heard her toothbrush hard at work at removing
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food particles and plaque. He then rubbed his tongue over his own teeth as he
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tried to remember if he had brushed his own, and an embarrassed frown then
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followed as he realized he might not have.
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“Anon, love?” Celestia called out from where she was. “This might be a nit-picky
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thing, but would you mind putting the cap back on the toothpaste when you’re
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done with it? It irritates me a little when it’s left off.”
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Oh, so he had brushed. “Yeah, of course! That’s not a problem at all.”
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“Thank you,” she called back before coming in to the room and trotting over to
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him. “I know it’s not a big deal, but it is a pet peeve of mine. Also, you might
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want to consider switching to a soft-bristled brush. You still get the same
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effect as the medium or the hard but without the damage to your gums.”
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“Sure! Next time I get one I’ll make sure it’s soft bristles. I’d hate to go
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long in the tooth prematurely.”
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Celestia gave him a minty kiss before settling in next to him and draping her
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right wing over him. He snuggled into her side a bit before glancing up and
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giving her a worried look.
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“This doesn’t hurt your wing, does it?
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“No, it’s fine. If I held it taut it would hurt but I relax it when it is over
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you.”
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“Am I pushing into your side too much? I’m not making it hard to breathe, am I?
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Or maybe you get too hot with me so close. I can scoot over a bit, and—”
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Celestia moved in and stopped his ramblings with a long kiss. The tension in his
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body released with the surge of joy and love that came, and she booped him
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quickly when she pulled away.
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“Relax my love. You’re getting worked up over nothing. If you are doing
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something that makes me uncomfortable I will tell you.”
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“Oh. Okay.”
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“Why are you so worried all of a sudden? I appreciate your concern, but this is
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the first time you’ve been this way about it.”
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“Well, I just want to make sure you’re okay,” he replied softly. “I’m just a
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little concerned you’re tolerating more than you need to just for me. You’re a
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busy mare, and I don’t want you to lose sleep because of something I’m doing.”
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“Ah.” Celestia nodded. “I appreciate that, but I really am quite comfortable
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with you right there. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever slept better.”
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“Really?” he asked in disbelief.
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“Yes. So please don’t worry about that,” she replied, with a nip in his hair.
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“In fact, I wouldn’t mind if you got a bit closer.”
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“Oh, really?” he giggled, and he wiggled his back so he was pressed up closer to
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her. “Better?”
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“Much. We should get to sleep, though. We have much to accomplish tomorrow.”
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“True. But I had a quick thought.”
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“Oh?”
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“Yeah. Cadence said that you might like to do some guard training with me.”
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Celestia gave him a wary smile. “I may. I suppose you would want me to teach you
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some defensive maneuvers, much like how Sergeant Pokey was?”
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“Yeah, like that, but just when you have the time,” he replied with a yawn.
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“It’s not an urgent thing, but I don’t want to be a sack of potatoes if
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something bad happens.”
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“I believe I can work something out,” Celestia replied. “I may be a stern
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taskmaster, though. I expected nothing less than perfection from my troops when
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I actively led them, and I will expect the same from you.”
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“I’ll take my chances. Besides, I bet you can’t be so stern when I... tickle
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you!”
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“GAH!” she laughed and rolled away from him, but he rolled with her and kept
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tickling. “You little—ha! Stop! Ha, you green tormentor you! I shall
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tolerate—HA!—no assault on my—stop!—my royal self!”
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“You like this and you know it!” he replied back.
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* * ✹ * *
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Celestia snorted herself awake the next morning, yawned, then smiled as she
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moved to boop Anon awake.
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She then frowned most furiously when she found no nose to boop.
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“Where did he get to?” she muttered, and she checked under her left wing just to
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be sure. The search turned up no Anon, and she grumbled a bit.
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She missed him.
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Duty called to the Princess, and Celestia trotted quickly outside to bring the
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sun up for the day. Once done, she sprinted back inside and prepared to use a
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searching spell to find him.
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Before she could, Anon entered the room with a tray loaded with plates of food
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and a small daisy in a vase. He was smiling, but it faltered when he found her
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up and about. “Oh, feathers,” he pouted. “I was hoping to get back here before
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you raised the sun.”
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“What is that?” Celestia asked.
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“Breakfast in bed,” he replied with his smile back in full force. “I thought it
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would be nice, since you’ve been making me pancakes nearly every morning.”
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“Oh!” Celestia matched Anon’s smile, and she teleported herself back to the
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cushions. “Here, we’ll pretend like I just got up.”
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“Ah, well! Good morning!” Anon laughed, and he walked over to her with the tray.
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“I made you breakfast. I hope you like it.”
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“What do you have?” she eagerly asked.
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“Just a simple meal this time. Pancakes, of course, a couple of nice blueberry
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bagels and cream cheese, some freshly-squeezed orange juice, and a bowl of mixed
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fruit. Not much, but hopefully you’ll enjoy it.”
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“I’m sure I will,” she replied while hungrily surveying the feast her husband
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had prepared. “Ah, and I am most pleased to see you brought enough for two.”
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“Yeah, I figured I should, given how you reacted when I didn’t join you, Cadence
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and Shining for lunch the last time. Please! Dig in, let me know what you
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think.”
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She did so with the pancakes, but she thoughtfully chewed them as Anon popped a
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few grapes in his mouth.
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“Let’s see,” she remarked. “Flour, eggs, milk, butter. Very balanced, yes. But
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no sugar?”
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“It’s there. I hid it.”
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“You hid it,” she flatly said, but then she took another happy bite. “You hid
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it, or you used the proper amount and I’m still using too much.”
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“No, no!” he instantly replied with a worried look. “The amount you use is
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perfect! I probably didn’t put enough in mine.”
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“Each way is fine,” she gently offered. “Yours have a more down-to-earth smell
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and flavor to them. It’s just right for what you have here.”
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“Okay,” he said with some worry. “I’ll double check the next time I make them,
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and if I’m not putting in enough I will.”
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“I’m sure you’re doing it right,” she offered.
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The rest of the meal passed pleasantly, and they chatted about Celestia’s
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upcoming class as they did so. Anon agreed to visit the class the next week, and
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he suggested that he could even cook lunch for all of them as a demonstration
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and as part of her lesson for that week.
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“Or should I bake some bread?” he asked while Celestia finished the last of the
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orange juice. “If you’re talking about microorganisms, yeast would be a good
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visual example.”
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“I think that is a good idea,” she said, and Anon looked extremely pleased.
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“Let’s do that.”
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“All right. I have a pretty good wheat recipe I can use. I’ll talk to Chef Beet
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about getting the ingredients I need for it and some space in the kitchens.”
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“Thank you again for the meal, my dear Anon.” Celestia replied with a kiss. “But
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we need to get on with the day.”
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“Right you are. Here, I’ll take that—” he gently took the tray of empty plates
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away “—and I’ll meet you downstairs.”
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“Why don’t you just let one of the staff take that? Then we can spend a few more
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minutes together.”
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“Oh. Right. That would work, I guess.”
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Celestia gave him a curious, sidelong glance while he opened the main door and
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called out to a nearby butler. He was acting strange this morning, and she was a
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bit concerned about it. Yes, she had greatly enjoyed the breakfast and their
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conversation during the meal, but it was almost like he was…
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She frowned when the thought finished congealing in her head. He was doing all
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of this to appease her, to placate her. He was brown-nosing, sucking up, trying
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to buy her good graces.
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No. Stop that, Celly. He’s trying to be a gentlestallion, she immediately
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countered in her mind. Don’t be so harsh, and don’t be rude. He made you
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breakfast because he wanted to do something nice for you. There’s no ulterior
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motive here.
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“Well, shall we?” Anon motioned to the door, and Celestia smiled and stood.
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“I suppose we should. The paperwork won’t shuffle itself, after all.”
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He offered a hand to her, and she took it with a smile. They then simply strode
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out of the room, ready and eager to attack the day.
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* * ✹ * *
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Anon glanced over the paragraph in the encyclopedia again, paused as he reread
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the short statement, and then made some notes on a loose piece of paper. With
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Celestia teaching and nothing for him to do, he had decided to take some time to
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get a refresher history lesson in.
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He had started with Star Struck. The head archivist had been extremely helpful
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in helping him find the appropriate documents and records, and it had been a
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fascinating two hours as he had played a game of hide-and-seek with the life and
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times of Luna’s husband.
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It really was as she had said, he found. He was mentioned quite a bit for the
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first year to two years, and there were also quite a few notes about his
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‘stubbornness’, but then something changed and it was almost like he dropped off
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the planet. His policies and reforms were made vicariously through Luna, and
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there were clear and deliberate attempts by him to keep his part unknown. There
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was no reason given for the sudden shift, but Anon was pretty extra sure that
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Luna had somehow changed his approach and viewpoint.
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The last hour had been spent in reviewing the history of Equestria in general.
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Since he was the prince of it, Anon figured it might just be more than a good
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idea to know what his country had been up to over the last thousand years.
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That was, of course, after he had come down from a small panic attack from the
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fact that the Kingdom of Equestria was, by marriage and by law, his.
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Thankfully, most of what he had reviewed sounded familiar, so he was hopeful
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that he could be up to speed with the major points in history fairly quickly,
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and then from there he could work on the so-called ‘lesser’ events with Celestia
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as time allowed.
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A soft smile broke out over his muzzle when he felt a faint pulse of air push
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against his ear. He didn’t look up and then focused on the almost silent sound
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of his wife’s approach. Another soft pulse moved across the other ear, but still
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he refrained. Just a step or two more…
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He quickly bent his head and neck backwards over the back of the chair, and he
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gave Celestia a massive grin.
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“Well, hello!” She laughed. “This is an interesting look for you.”
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“What? Don’t like upside down?”
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She gave him a quick kiss before replying. “No, I think I like you right side
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up. That doesn’t look comfortable.”
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“Yeah, not so much,” he offered while sitting upright again and turning to face
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her. “How did your class go?”
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“It was… interesting,” she replied with a sigh. “It just so happens that
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Granite’s father is a microbiologist at the University, and so he was full of
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information that he just had to share. I believe I spent half of the time trying
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to explain what Granite was saying to everypony else.”
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“I bet that was fun,” he chuckled. “And you look like you are ready for lunch.”
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“I am. What should we have today?”
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“Oh, I’m good with whatever you want to get.”
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There it was again. Celestia was almost sure she had heard a tone of appeasement
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in his voice, and the way he had tensed up indicated he was hesitant to share
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his thoughts. He was holding back so she could get what she wanted.
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She didn’t like that.
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“How about a carrot dog and a basket of hayfries?” she said. Anon looked
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confused for a moment, and she could see him wanting to ask about her choice,
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but he quickly suppressed it and forced out a smile.
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“That sounds really good. Would you like me to get the kitchen going on that?”
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She gave him a slight glare. “I’ll come with you. We can eat together.”
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“Oh, okay. Let me get all this put away and then we can go.”
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She frowned deeply again while he cleaned up the books around him. She really,
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really hoped that she was making something out of nothing, but the diplomat in
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her was hardly ever wrong, especially when it came to people who were trying too
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hard to make her happy.
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Maybe he’ll stop after he eats, she thought, but if he keeps doing this he’s
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going to get on my nerves in a hurry.
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* * ✹ * *
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“That was an exceptional choice for lunch, my dear,” Anon brightly offered. “I
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don’t even remember the last time I had a carrot dog that good, and Chef Beet
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had just the right amount of salt on the hayfries.”
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“I’m glad you approve,” Celestia replied with a thinly veiled grumble.
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“Wysteria, don’t we have a meeting with the ambassador from Prance?”
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“Yes, she should be arriving here in just a few minutes,” Wysteria replied.
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“Well, best not to keep her waiting!” he replied with a healthy dose of
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enthusiasm. “Shall we?”
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“What was in that carrot dog?” Wysteria whispered to her employer as Anon
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trotted briskly away.
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“I don’t know, but he’d better stop or he’s going to get on my nerves,” Celestia
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replied with a huff.
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They both caught up to Anon in the throne room after taking a moment to review
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some details for a later meeting with the Tradespony Guild, and he was pacing in
-
front of the doors and looking somewhat annoyed. He gave a quick smile to both
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of them, but then quickly focused his attention back on the doors.
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“She’s late,” Anon said.
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“She is always late,” Wysteria replied. “The Prench never start anything on
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time.”
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“Well they should,” he muttered. “Celly has other things to get done today, we
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can’t just lollygag around here!”
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“Anon, relax,” Celestia said in a stern tone. “We accounted for for the late
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start when we scheduled this. Everything will be fine.”
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Anon stopped pacing immediately when he heard Celestia’s tone. “Oh. I’m just
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worried you won’t get all of your work done.”
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“Are you really?” she asked him with a deadpan expression.
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“What?”
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A guard by the main doors interrupted the conversation with a loud crack as his
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spear struck the tile beneath him. “Announcing Ambassador Ligne Dure, from the
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Republic of Prance!”
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“Ambassador!” Anon didn’t even give her a chance to clear the threshold before
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he was in her face and shaking her hoof. “Welcome! The Princess and I are
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overjoyed to have you here.”
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“I suppose the pleasure is mine?” Ambassador Dure asked with a healthy serving
-
of bewilderment. “You must be the new Prince, oui?”
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“Yes, ma’am. Anonymous, and it’s my pleasure to make your acquaintance. Please!
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Come! We have a lot to discuss, I’m sure.”
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“Forgive me, but I was under the impression that this was a casual meeting. I
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was unaware that there was an agenda.”
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“There isn’t, Ambassador.” Celestia cut in, with a stern glare for her husband
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that was impossible to miss. “Prince Anon is letting his enthusiasm get carried
-
away. Please, follow me. We have everything prepared right over here.”
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Anon shrunk back and gave an embarrassed smile. That had not gone as well as
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he’d hoped.
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But there was still a chance for him to get back on the right path. A small
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table had been set up in the throne room, with several soft cushions placed
-
around the perimeter for their enjoyment. Three glasses sat on the table, and
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Anon noted with curiosity that a bowl of lemons, two large pitchers of water,
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and a bowl of sugar were sitting on top.
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Then he felt like a right proper twit. Lemonade! How blind could he be?
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Obviously Celestia wanted him to make lemonade for everypony. He saw there was a
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knife, a reamer, and a small bucket for the rinds once he took a better look,
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and his spirits soared while everypony settled in on the cushions. Beverages
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weren’t a strong point for him, but lemonade was easy.
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Celestia began chatting with Ambassador Dure about her family while Anon went to
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work. He focused on his methods and movements, took extra care to keep the
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balance of lemon, water, and sugar appropriate and proportional, ensured that no
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seeds or rinds snuck into the finished product in the glass, and then felt a
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smug smile pull his lips upward as he finished stirring his concoction.
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It would be the best glass of lemonade ever.
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“Here you go, Ambassador.” Anon offered the glass with all the pleasant charm he
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had. “I hope you like this.”
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“Oh!” The Ambassador was… confused? “Thank you, Your Highness.”
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Anon felt his own confusion growing. Ambassador Dure was giving Celestia a
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questioning look that was laced with irritation, Celestia was flat out glaring
-
at him, and Wysteria was shaking her head with exasperation off in the distance.
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What had he done this time?
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“My prince, this is citron pressé.” Celestia stated, her tone forceful and
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upset. “A pleasant summertime beverage that is enjoyed all across Prance. A pony
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makes the drink themselves by adding the sugar, water, and lemon juice as they
-
see fit. It is extremely rude to the Prench to have somepony prepare it for
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them, especially if that pony is somepony they have just met.”
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Now Anon felt like a right proper twit.
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* * ✹ * *
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“Look, I’m really sorry about that.” Anon offered as Celestia marched with him
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down the hallway. “I thought it was—”
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“Look, I’m really not interested in what you thought.” Celestia cut him off.
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“That was highly embarrassing, Anon, and we’re lucky we have good relations with
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the Prench. With the wrong diplomat that could have been a major international
-
incident.”
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“I think you’re overstating things a bit,” Anon replied with his own irritation
-
growing. “I messed up, sure; but it was a glass of lemonade. I’m pretty extra
-
sure no one has gone to war over lemonade. Besides, the rest of the meeting went
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well.”
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“No, it didn’t,” Celestia snapped. “Ambassador Dure was very hostile, and I
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didn’t get to bring up the Rosebud proposal. I’ll have to schedule another
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meeting for that now. And yes, a glass of lemonade could start a war, Anon. If
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that had been a Yak in there, I’d be begging for forgiveness, and I mean that
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literally. Do you know how embarrassing it is to Equestria when their Princess
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has to grovel? How that damages our reputation?”
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“Well I’m sorry,” Anon huffed out angrily. “I’m sorry my help is taken in all
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the wrong ways and that I’m so horribly offensive to the country.”
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“Now you’re putting words in my mouth. I never said you were an embarrassment. I
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said—”
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“You did too!” Anon cut her off, and he snorted.
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“Don’t interrupt me!” Celestia shot back. “I’m trying to explain to you what
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happened.”
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“No, you’re telling me you don’t appreciate my efforts to help.”
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“I hate that you’re doing what you’re doing so you can pander to me!” she argued
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back. “Ever since I brought up Daybreaker, you’ve been tiptoeing around me like
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I’m going to explode at the slightest provocation. I don’t need yet another
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yespony around, saying ‘of course, what a wonderful idea!’ I don’t need or want
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anypony treating me like a porcelain figurine that will break into a million
-
pieces at the slightest touch of trouble! I can handle things on my own, I did
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so for a thousand years!”
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Anon snorted out a derisive laugh at the end of her speech. “Of course, Your
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Highness. Forgive me for trying to be kind. I didn’t realize I had to be in
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lock-step with your ideals, and it’s especially hard for me to do so when I
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don’t know what your intents are. How could a poor, uneducated commoner like me
-
have any hope of meeting your impossible standards?”
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There was a tense pause as the two stared each other down in fury. When Celestia
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did break the silence, it was with a dangerously quiet tone.
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“I’m not going to answer that. We both need to walk away before this gets out of
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hoof.”
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“Fine.”
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They both offered a final hmph to each other before turning and walking away
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from each other in the hallway.
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* * ✹ * *
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Separating had prevented Anonymous and Celestia from boiling over in the hallway
-
after the botched meeting. After an hour or so apart, both were ready to talk to
-
each other again.
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The only problem was that the separation had also given them both time to create
-
an extensive defensive trench system to hunker down in, and neither of them was
-
willing to come out into nopony’s land to negotiate a truce.
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So the reunion was tense, to put it mildly. Both remained convinced that they
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had done no wrong and that the other needed to apologize first, so their
-
conversations through dinner and into the evening were short, one to two
-
sentence affairs with copious amounts of silence in between.
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But as sunset approached, Anon decided to step up and to apologize. He didn’t
-
think he needed to, nor had his mind changed; all he had done that day was be
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his usual helpful self and she had no reason to be irritated. But he didn’t want
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this to drag on all night, so when Celestia moved out on the balcony to lower
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the sun he quickly followed her and rubbed against her side.
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“Hey. I’m sorry about today. Things got a little out of hand.”
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“Yes they did,” she replied. Her horn then flared, and Anon waited as the sun
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bowed in reverence before the princess by sliding behind the hills. “But
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thankfully this can all be remedied.”
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“It can?”
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“Of course.”
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And then, for the next forty-five minutes, Celestia delivered a lecture so
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thorough and watertight that Anon had no choice to submit to her superior
-
points. It was a shame that all of the court stenographers were unavailable, for
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if one had been present and had recorded Celestia’s words, wives across
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Equestria would have been able to browbeat even the most stubborn of partner
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into submission. She went over his ‘helpfulness’ and how that had simply been an
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excuse he had come up with to cover for his efforts to appease her, how he had
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progressively irked her as the day had gone on, and how his desires to be
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endlessly appeasing would be a liability if he persisted. She grilled him over
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hot charcoal briquettes on how all of this had been wrong and how she really
-
didn’t need any more ponies fawning over her. She informed him,in grand phrases,
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that she wanted him to be himself, to share his honest opinions and thoughts
-
without fearing her anger, because she really didn’t get angry very often. She
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knew he had begun doing all of this in hopes of avoiding bringing Daybreaker to
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life, but that if he persisted in his ways he might very well bring it out of
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her anyway, so if he was serious about being helpful he needed to cease and
-
desist immediately.
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Once she had finally finished driving her points home with a sledgehammer she
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smiled and thanked him for being humble enough to admit he was wrong, and she
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gave him a quick kiss to conclude and then happily trotted back into their
-
bedroom. Anon simply sat for a few minutes after this, trying to process what
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had just been shoved down his throat and how everything had spiraled out of
-
control on him.
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I didn’t do anything wrong. I was just being being kind. Why is she so upset
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about all this?
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“Anon, love? Come in please. It’s going to get cold soon.”
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“Yes dear.”
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He forgot about his irritation when he heard Celestia cough a few times. He
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hurried back inside and found her drinking a tall glass of water, and he gave
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her neck a quick pet as she drank.
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“Are you all right?” he asked with genuine concern.
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“Yes, I believe so. I just have a dry throat from talking so much.”
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He remained unconvinced when she coughed again. “Are you sure?”
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“I’m fine, really, but I am feeling a bit tired. Let’s head to bed, shall we?”
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Anon nodded, and he snuggled in a bit closer when they settled down. He really
-
hoped she wasn’t just telling him she was okay to placate him. The cough didn’t
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sound like a dry throat cough to him, and he was worried that she was coming
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down with something instead. If she was, he wasn’t sure what he would do.
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Anonymous couldn’t remember the last time he felt so hot.
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He was used to heat of course, having worked with hot plates, ovens, torches,
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and other such implements of baking through his whole life. The lick of the
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flame and the searing kiss of fire had almost been like his first love, in a
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way. But this sandstorm that swirled and surged around him now? This was
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something else, something that could not care less if he was the the one cooking
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or the one being cooked. It was unrelenting, unfeeling, and felt no need to give
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him quarter or mercy.
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That’s what the difference was, really. He wasn’t the one in control of this
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heat. This was not the tender touch that he could command and control and rebuke
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when it grew beyond what it should. It was past him, answering to another who
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had earned the crown of victory over it. It followed the siren song of the one
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who had conquered it millennia ago.
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This would answer to none but the Princess who moved among mortals as the one
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known as Celestia.
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The ground beneath him began to rumble, and he paused and glanced at the cracks
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that were forming in the parched earth. It wasn’t a full-out earthquake, he
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somehow knew, but rather more like somepony had taken the edges of the world and
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was giving everything a firm shake. He wanted to press forward, but with this
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movement he wasn’t sure he could maintain his balance.
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He couldn’t just stand there, though. He tried to take few steps forward, but
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the shaking was just strong enough to knock off his balance and send him
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tumbling to the ground.
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~*~
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Anon groaned as the impact of the dream trip sent him back into reality. He then
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grunted at the odd nature of his subconscious, yawned, and then blinked a few
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times to clear the sleepiness from his eyes.
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He then discovered why he had been dreaming of an earthquake and heat. Celestia
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was shivering fiercely, her whole body twitching uncontrollably as her teeth
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chattered, but yet she felt hot to the touch.
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He glanced at the fireplace quickly. The flames had died out and had left barely
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glowing embers in their place, so it wasn’t because of that. He stuck a leg out
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from under her wing, and the room air felt normal enough as far as he could
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tell.
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His concern started to grow, but he forced himself to remain calm. She was sick,
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that was as plain as the horn on her head, but he was sure a doctor could be
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summoned in short order if he could just alert a guard or some other staffer.
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Anon slowly began to extricate himself from under her wing, but she seemed to
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notice this and she moaned a bit as he did so. It tore at his heart to hear it,
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but she needed help so he switched tactics and slid out as quickly as he could.
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Once he was out, he walked briskly to the door and flung it open.
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“Sir!” The two guards at the door replied simultaneously, and they came to full
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alert. “What is it?”
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“Any chance one of you could go fetch a doctor?”
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* * ✹ * *
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Anon paced outside his bedroom door as he waited for Doctor Horsenpfeffer to
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finish her evaluation. Luna had appeared shortly upon hearing the clattering and
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banging of the guard while they had been summoning the doctor, and while she
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looked concerned she still maintained a calm and orderly demeanor.
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“Anon, relax.” Luna offered in an effort to calm him down. “She probably just
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has the feather flu or something. If it was serious there would be a great many
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more medical ponies up here.”
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“I know, I know. But I didn’t really think alicorns could get sick.”
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“We do, though perhaps not as often as other ponies do.”
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Then the door opened, and both Royals turned eager eyes to the periwinkle
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medical professional. She gave a short sigh but then offered a tired smile for
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them while she placed her stethoscope back into her black medicine bag. “Well,
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the good news is that Princess Celestia seems to have caught the feather flu.”
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“Told you,” Luna quickly pointed out.
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“The bad news is the same: Princess Celestia has the feather flu.”
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“Huh?” Anon replied. He couldn’t handle riddles under the best of circumstances.
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“The Princess needs rest right now more than anything, Your Highness. If she can
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do that she should be over this in a day or two, tops. The problem is that the
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Princess hasn’t taken a sick day in two hundred and fifty years. She still
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presses on, and thus her illness not only lasts longer but spreads. Feather flu
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is highly contagious, so if she keeps going like she always does she could start
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a pandemic.”
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“Why am I not sick then?”
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“Feather flu only affects those creatures with wings. Princess Luna would be at
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risk if she entered the room, but you have nothing to worry about.”
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“Oh. That’s a bit weird.”
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“A little.” The good doctor chuckled. “At any rate, the best thing right now is
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to make sure she rests. If you could keep her in bed somehow that would greatly
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help.”
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“I can try, I suppose.” Anon shrugged. “I don’t think I could stop her if she
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really wants to get up though.”
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“You may have more sway than you think, Anon,” Luna said with a chuckle. “If you
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tell her to rest, I am willing to bet she will rest.”
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“The more sleep she gets, the faster she’ll get over this,” Doctor Horsenpfeffer
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added. “Just do your best, keep an eye on her temperature, and keep any and all
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pegasi away from her.”
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“All right. I’ll do what I can.”
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“Thank you. Try to have her drink lots of orange juice too. A little extra
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vitamin C never hurts.”
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Anon simply nodded in reply, and Luna thanked the doctor for making the late
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night visit.
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“Well, I suppose I should return to my duties.” Luna sighed as Horsenpfeffer
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walked away. “Let me give you something first.”
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“Lavender?” Anon asked after Luna had conjured up a large bouquet and presented
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it to him.
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“A very effective sleeping aid.”
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“Oh. I’ll put them near Celly then.”
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Luna nodded with a smile. “I will also monitor both of your dreams closely,
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unless something pulls me away. I doubt Celly will be dreaming much, but an
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untroubled mind would be beneficial to her as well.”
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“Thank you.”
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“Good night, Anon.”
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Anon watched Luna walk away before returning to the interior of the room. A few
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candles remained lit, and two delightful pools of magenta focused on him as he
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returned to his beloved’s side.
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“Lavender?”
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“Luna says it will help you sleep,” Anon said over a sneeze from his beloved
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“Let’s place them just over there. Also, could I trouble you to bring me a
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blanket? I still feel cold.”
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“Sure. Which one?”
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“There is one in the closet, a nice blue quilt on the shelf by my dresses. If
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you don’t mind, that is.”
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“Of course not. I’ll be right back.”
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Anon knew right where to look, but the weight of the quilt did catch him off
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guard. He stumbled back a step and grunted as he adjusted, and he heard feathers
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rustling in the other room.
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“I got it!” he called out. “I’m fine!”
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“Are you sure?”
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“Oh yeah,” he said with only a little strain. “This is a thick quilt.”
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“Luna gave it to me as a Hearth’s Warming present when she first returned. I
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usually wait to pull it out until winter, but I just cannot get warm tonight.”
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“This thing is huge!” Anon remarked while he tried to unfold it. “You might have
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to send a search party in after me.”
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Celestia gave a slight laugh before being consumed with a round of coughs. “Luna
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also remembered me being larger and taller than I actually am.”
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“It looks warm though,” he replied as he pulled the blue mass of comfort over
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her. “And cozy. She did good.”
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Celestia gave a tired smile, lifted her wing for Anon, then sighed as he settled
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in next to her.
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“Anything else you need?” he asked.
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“No. I should be all right now,” she said with a cough. “I hate getting sick.”
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“Well, I’ll take care of you, don’t worry,” he replied with a quick nuzzle.
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“I appreciate that,” she said through a yawn. “Hmm. You know, this reminds me of
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my mother in a way.”
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“Really?”
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“Mm, yes,” she replied as she closed her eyes and relaxed her head. “I can
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remember one time, when I was five or six perhaps, when I got sick with a cold.
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She bundled me up in a soft, warm blanket, and she sat me up on her lap and read
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all the books I would ask for. She made some kind of soup that filled me with
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delight from my horn to my tail, and then she simply sat and sang soft lullabies
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to me until I fell asleep.”
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“That sounds amazingly wonderful. You had a good mom.”
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“I did,” she said with a soft smile. “And now I have you to snuggle with.”
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“Provided you want to keep me.”
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Her wing tightened a bit around him, and her breathing slowed as she drifted
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into Luna’s domain.
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“I never want to lose you.”
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Anon felt a tear tickle his cheek as she began to snore softly. He had wondered
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earlier if their fight had made her regret her decision to stay with him, but it
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appeared it had not. He realized that he would probably still feel slighted if
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Celestia wasn’t sick, but he could put that aside and deal with it later. For
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now he needed to focus on helping her.
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His own injuries could wait.
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He smiled a bit and booped her, then began humming quietly as he too started to
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join her in the realm of dreams. Whether his little tune was being recalled from
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a distant memory or if he was catching nonsense notes from the midnight air was
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unknown, but in the end it didn’t matter. The tune was pleasant enough to bring
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out a small smile from Celestia’s lips, and Anon felt his own smile growing as
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he partook of the sight before him. He was amazed all over again that this mare
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had chosen to remain with him, but instead of feeling overwhelmed Anon found he
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felt content and pleased. He was fine with feeling amazed, but he realized he
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was grateful too.
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Perhaps that little feeling of gratitude could make all the difference in the
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end.
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* * ✹ * *
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“Good morning, my dear.” Anon laughed a little as he received a round of coughs
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and a sneeze in reply.
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“Meh,” Celestia verbalized how she felt afterward. “Is it time to raise the
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sun?”
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“I think so, but Luna just checked in on us from the balcony so I think she’s
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raising it today.”
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“She is?” Celestia asked, and she groaned when Anon nodded. “Ugh. She better not
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complain about it then.”
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“About what? The hives?”
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“No so much that. She—”
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“HOT! HOT! HOT!”
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“That—” Celestia said with a long-suffering sigh “—is what I meant.”
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Anon looked on in amused horror as Luna, from within a magical shield, pranced
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into the room and blew out the small flame that had been burning on one of her
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wingtips. There was smoke rising from her back and from a few patches of singed
-
hair on her sides, and it appeared that a few of her feathers had been turned to
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charcoal.
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“You are hereby prohibited from ever getting sick again.” Luna announced, as she
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checked her other wing for any open flames. “And are you completely sure there
-
is no way to turn down the temperature on that thing?”
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“Still no,” Celestia replied.
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“Lousy hot ball of air,” Luna grumbled.
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“Hydrogen, actually.”
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“Unless something changed in the last thousand years, I do believe hydrogen is
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still a component of air.”
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“Told you she gets grouchy,” Celestia remarked to Anon with a weak smile. “Thank
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you for raising it, Sister.”
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“Yeah, well, you owe me for that,” she replied as she turned her focus to
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Celestia. “I will think of something horribly embarrassing for payment, don’t
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worry.”
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“I’m sure you will.”
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“So, are you feeling any better from last night?”
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“Slightly. I’m not cold anymore but I still feel very congested, achy, and
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tired.”
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“But at least your condition is improved. I have informed Chef Beet to prepare
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oatmeal for you and to have it brought it up here. There should also be more
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orange juice for you as well.”
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“Orange juice sounds good,” Celestia sighed with a quick nuzzle for Anon.
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“Rest, dear Sister, and I will check on you again later.”
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Celestia nodded, and Luna teleported away without further comment.
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“All right. Now that she’s gone I can get some work done before day court. I
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just need my—”
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“No, you don’t.”
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Celestia slowly turned to face her husband. “No?”
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“No,” he repeated. “You need rest, and the doctor told me last night you’re
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really contagious. You can’t do any work today.”
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Anon wasn’t sure if she was impressed or irritated. He really hoped it was the
-
former so he wouldn’t have to get into another fight with her already.
-
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“Are you telling me no?” she asked. “Me? Your princess, your ruler, your bringer
-
of the day?”
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“I am telling my wife no. The fact that you are a princess and that you bring
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the day is irrelevant. You need to rest.”
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She gave him a curious look for a moment, but then moved in and gave him a quick
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boop. “If you insist, then. But I really do hate to cancel everything today,
-
especially day court. It would be horrible to find out a pony had made a long
-
and arduous journey so they could offer their petition to the throne, only to
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find there is no opportunity for them to do so, leaving them with nothing.”
-
-
“Couldn’t Luna take over?”
-
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“She could, but she never has shown any interest in doing so since her return. I
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almost believe she is afraid to handle the affairs of Equestria alone.”
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Anon’s eyes darted back and forth as he thought through an idea that had just
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come to him. “What if… what if I helped her?”
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“You?” Celestia asked with a cough. “You want to run day court with Luna?”
-
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“Yeah. So long as she helps me out, I bet I could handle it.”
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“I don’t know. I believe you could handle everything in time, but you haven’t
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had a lot of education or training yet. But if Luna was there, and if Wysteria
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helped out too…”
-
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“Whatever it takes to keep you in bed.”
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“Or I could just keep myself under a shield. That way nopony can get infected.”
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“That is not resting twice,” Anon replied sternly.
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“Oo, you’re so cute when you’re angry.” Celestia chuckled.
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“I am not,” he retorted sourly. “I am very serious when I am angry, and I should
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be taken seriously.”
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“But while being cute,” she replied with a soft laugh. “All right. If Luna is
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willing to keep an eye on things and if Wysteria will take notes for me to
-
review, I think that will work.”
-
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“You have to stay in bed though,” he said with what he hoped was an even sterner
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look, “and no work. No papers, no meetings, no nothing. You are allowed to snack
-
and to drink orange juice and water and to sleep.”
-
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“And now you are giving me orders,” she chuckled again. “All right. I promise I
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will not do anything work related.”
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“And if something comes up that I can’t handle, I’ll come consult with you,”
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Anon offered.
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“Sounds good. May I read a book while I rest?”
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“Yes,” he said with a smile.
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“Good. I have two or three that I’ve been meaning to get to in the last three
-
hundred years.”
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“That’s a long time to put off a book.”
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-
She gave him a coy smile and a mischievous wink before a knock came at the door.
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“Good morning, Your Highnesses!” Wysteria offered as she pushed in a trolley
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with a domed tray. “I’m sorry to hear you’re not feeling well, but Chef Beet
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made some delicious oatmeal for you.”
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“Makes me wish I could smell,” Celestia muttered.
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“I apologize in advance for this,” Anon said to Wysteria as they walked down the
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hall.
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“Hey, I’m more than happy to help you out if it means the Princess will actually
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stay in bed,” she replied. “The last time she was sick she ended up giving half
-
the staff in the palace—including me—the pony pox. She really just doesn’t know
-
how to not work.”
-
-
“Well, she’s only just recently had the option to take a sick day. I think she
-
needs to learn how to delegate a little bit better.”
-
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“She is doing better about that since I first got hired, but you are right. I
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get the feeling she just wants to make sure because she cares.”
-
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“I can believe that,” he said with a laugh. “This will be good for all of us in
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one way or another I bet.”
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“I certainly hope so.”
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* * ✹ * *
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Anon and Wysteria entered the throne room through the staff entrance and chatted
-
about the upcoming session of Day Court. Wysteria remarked that the day would
-
probably be slower due to it being a weekday, which helped Anon’s nerves
-
slightly, but he did admit to being a tad bit worried.
-
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“You’ll do fine.” Wysteria patted his shoulder in reassurance. “If it is a
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tricky decision, I can pull some strings and have whoever it is remain in
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Canterlot until Celestia can render judgement. However, I think between you, me,
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and Luna, we’ll be able to handle most of the petitioners.”
-
-
“Where is Luna, anyway?” Anon asked as he looked around quickly for her.
-
-
“She said she’ll be right down. She had to take care of some hives first.”
-
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“Oh, okay then. I thought she was just kidding about that.”
-
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“No, she really breaks out. But only a little bit.”
-
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“Huh.”
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“She’ll be fine, don’t worry. Go ahead and have a seat while I finish up a few
-
details. Luna should be down by the time we start.”
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-
Anon simply nodded before moving to sit as instructed. Up to this point, he had
-
been maintaining pretty well, but he hadn’t anticipated being on the throne by
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himself.
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And now he was. Not as some kind of stunt or reward, not for a photo
-
opportunity. This was his throne, before his ponies in his country.
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The full weight of what that really meant began to settle in on him. In the
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previous day courts with his beloved, he had felt like a spectator, or perhaps
-
like a reporter being given an inside look at how Celestia went about her day
-
for an upcoming article. All he had to do then was sit back and watch Celestia
-
move Equestria along.
-
-
But it was becoming clear that this would not be how things would remain. Since
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he fully believed Celestia when she had told Minister Wise and the two bickering
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pegasi that he was her equal, that meant that he would be issuing edicts. His
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word would become law for millions across a vast and prosperous land, and he
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would be responsible for the results of his actions.
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Anon took a deep breath in. He had agreed to this. Celestia had warned him, she
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had given him a way out. Even now it was still a valid option. He could ask for
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the divorce, walk away from this tremendous responsibility.
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But how deeply would that cut? He shuddered as he thought about how devastated
-
he would be if she was the one to ask him. He couldn’t, not now. He was too
-
emotionally invested.
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There wasn’t a thing in the whole of Equestria that could convince him
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otherwise.
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-
But that led him back to the original thought, and he closed his eyes while he
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inhaled and exhaled slowly and deeply.
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-
“I can do this. I can.”
-
-
“Yes, this should be quite droll.”
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“Gah!” Anon jumped sideways, but still managed to remain in the seat.
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“Discord?!”
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“Hey-o Anon-o. Miss me?” The Mismatched Master of Mayhem asked with a delighted
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grin.
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“Uhm…” Anon wasn’t quite sure how to answer that. He really had not missed him,
-
but he didn’t want to offend the Lord of Chaos.
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“Don’t worry, I know you did.” He ran a paw over the cushion beneath him. “Ooh!
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Very nice! No wonder she sends Twilight and her friends off to do her dirty
-
work. If this was my throne I’d never get off my duff either.”
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“Look, I really don’t need…” Anon started, but then he stopped himself. If he
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was going to be Celestia’s prince, he needed to act the part. “Discord, unless
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you are here to make a petition, I will need to respectfully ask you to leave.”
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“Relax, mon capitaine, I’m not here to cause any trouble.”
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“You’re not?” he blurted before he could help himself.
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“Nope! I’m sure you’ll cause enough of that without my help. I’m just here to
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watch the fun.”
-
-
Well, that was inspiring. Discord smiled and wrapped an arm around Anon in a
-
friendly embrace, much like a boa constrictor.
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“Do me proud, Anon-o.”
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He snapped his talon, and in a flash of light he moved from Anon’s side and into
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one of the stadium seats that had just appeared out of nowhere. The seats ran
-
the length of the throne room and back up the other side, and more Discords
-
began to file in from large archways that were at either end of the seats. The
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real Discord was sitting on the front row and perhaps ten feet away from Anon,
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and he was now sporting an oversized foam finger on his paw with ANON IS #1
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emblazoned upon it, a large tub of popcorn, and a ballcap with two soda cans
-
tied to it. He waved at Anon gleefully, let out a shrill whistle, then shoveled
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in a large talonful of popcorn as a few fellow Discords sat next to him.
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“Are you okay, Your Highness?” Wysteria asked as she walked around the throne
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and glanced at the bedlam. “I can have the guards clear him out if you want.”
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“Do you really think they could?” he wondered aloud. As capable as the Royal
-
Guard may be, he was genuinely curious as to how they would go about doing that.
-
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“No, not really.” Wysteria admitted. She gave a glaring glance to the
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draconequus as he playfully waved back at her. “But I will personally award the
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Hoofbel prize to the pony who can,” she snarled a bit under her breath.
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“I guess he’s fine, so long as he behaves himself,” Anon said while he took his
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turn glaring at two Discords who seemed to be fighting over a bowl of nachos.
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They both laughed nervously and smiled sheepishly, and another bowl of nachos
-
appeared to end the feud. “How much longer do we have before day court starts?”
-
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“Well, it really should be starting now,” Wysteria admitted. “But I’m not sure
-
why Luna isn’t here yet.”
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“Who’s the first petitioner?”
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“Let’s see…” She glanced down at her trusty clipboard. “Oh! That’s interesting.
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It’s a unicorn by the name of Starlight Glimmer. She wants to start a new town
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out near Manehattan.”
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-
“Why is that interesting?”
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“I don’t recall anypony else asking to start a town the whole time I’ve worked
-
here. It’s interesting that she wants to start a new one rather than move to a
-
place that’s already established.”
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Anon thought about this for a moment. While interesting and perhaps a bit odd,
-
there didn’t seem to be a reason why this Starlight should be denied. “Send her
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in, Wysteria. Maybe we can figure out why she wants to do this while we wait.”
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“Of course, Your Highness.” Wysteria nodded to the guards at the door. The
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massive double doors then swung open, and Anon took a deep breath again as his
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hand touched his Celestial Crystal.
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This was now his court.
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He then noticed that Discord and his fellow… well, Discords, since he couldn’t
-
think of a better name for the duplicates, had suddenly become deathly silent.
-
The light in the throne room dimmed, and Anon groaned as he noticed every single
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Discord in the room was now dressed in long, hooded black robes that obscured
-
their eyes but left the cheerfully malevolent smile visible.
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-
A distant bell began to knell as all of the Discords followed Starlight
-
Glimmer’s approach, but interestingly enough she seemed to be unperturbed, and
-
even seemed to revel in the attention in a way.
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“Here ye, there she!” A Discord shouted from beside Anon. He unfurled a long
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scroll and cleared his throat before proceeding. “The Court will now hear the
-
petition of one Starlight Glimmer, who is accused of equality! How plead you
-
before this Tribunal?”
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“Tribunal?” Anon asked. “What tribunal?”
-
-
“Well, since you’re flying solo at the moment I thought I would help,” Discord
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replied as an aside but with a huge grin. “C’mon, Anon-o! You’ll still make the
-
final call, I promise.”
-
-
“This is your idea of… never mind.” Anon began rubbing his temples. “All right,
-
fine. But please try to have some decorum, all right?”
-
-
“Decorum, gotcha,” Discord replied with a wink from under his his hood. “That’s
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some kind of grubworm, right?”
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“Of course he thinks it’s a worm.” Anon groaned again. He had the feeling he’d
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be doing that a lot today. “Back to the topic at hand. Miss Glimmer, you want to
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start a new village, correct?”
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“Yes, Your Highness.”
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“Where, exactly, are you proposing to found this new settlement at?”
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“I’m so glad you asked, Your Highness!” she replied with an overabundance of
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enthusiasm. Several large maps floated out of her saddlebags and she proudly
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held them aloft in her magic. “I would like to build Our Town here, just to the
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northwest of Manehattan.”
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Anon then stood and took a few steps closer to the maps with Wysteria and
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Discord.
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“‘Just to the northwest?’” Wysteria asked in confusion. “Miss Glimmer, you are
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aware that the location you’re proposing is many miles outside of the regular
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trade routes and guard patrols, right? You will be, for all intents and
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purposes, on your own. Isolated.”
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“I certainly hope so, ma’am. That is the whole point.”
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“It is?” Anon asked, as he glanced at Wysteria briefly. “Why?”
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“For a fresh start, your Highness. I want to create a place with no distractions
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from outside, where we can be self reliant. A blank slate, if you will. This
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will be my chance to make the perfect place to live.”
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There was something that didn’t sit right with the way she said that, but was
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there some sort of legal precedent to stop her from pursuing this?
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“Prince Anon?”
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“Yes, Miss Starlight?
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“Do you have a cutie mark, if I may ask?.”
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“Well, no. As far as I know only ponies get cutie marks and as you can probably
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see, I'm not a pony." He said.
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“Really? That must be frustrating, if I may say, your destiny must be quite
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vague.”
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“Well, I’m not really bound to any destiny, I think.”
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“Oh? It is something you’re going to have to live with for the rest of your
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life. That sounds pretty bound to me.”
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“I suppose,” he replied. Now she really was creeping him out, and that smile
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wasn’t helping. “But in a way it’s rather open to interpretation. It brought me
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here in a roundabout way after all. I'm for all intends and purposes a blank
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page. And much like how blank pages provide the opportunity to create a new
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world out of words, I too have this new opportunity to make a difference in
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ponies lives, much like your request to start a new life in a new place. And
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though I may not fully understand it that doesn’t make it bad.”
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“Perhaps.” She seemed placated but her gaze rested uncomfortably on his butt,
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where his cutie mark would be.
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“May I have this map for a second?” he asked as he pointed to one, and Starlight
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gladly levitated it into his hands. “Thank you. Allow me to consult with my
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advisors for a minute.”
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“Of course, Your Highness.”
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Anon gave her a wary look before moving back and behind the throne with Wysteria
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and Discord. The savvy secretary then caught the meaning of his glance and put
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up a soundproof shield before they continued.
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“Well? What do you think?”
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“I think I feel my skin crawling every time she speaks, that’s what I think,”
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Wysteria replied.
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“Yes, I’m getting that vibe too, but what about her petition?”
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“Well, she does has everything in order: the application, building permits, fees
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and dues. I really don’t see why she couldn’t be allowed to go start this little
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commune of hers.”
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“Yeah, but that’s just it. She wants to be isolated, intentionally. What kind of
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a pony wants that?”
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“There are a few ponies that prefer solitude, Your Highness. The paperwork shows
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a small hamlet of about twenty ponies or so. Maybe they’re just all tree huggers
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and want to live in that minimalist fad that’s been going around.”
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“Hm.” Anon tapped his chin thoughtfully. “Could be. A lot of ponies thought the
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Apple family had gone nuts when they settled down near the Everfree. Discord,
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what are your thoughts?”
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Discord held up a talon and a squeak emerged from his throat, but then he
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stopped with a puzzled look. “Wait. You want to know what I think?”
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“Yeah. You run Discordland, right?”
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“Discordland?” he questioned. “Oh! That city I made up in… dah…” he stammered
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for a moment as he realized what had escaped out of his mouth, “I mean, hah! Of
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course! I am an expert on new settlements, how kind of you to ask for my
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expertise!”
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“Relax, Discord,” Anon replied with a hearty chuckle. “I was pretty extra sure
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you were making it up all along. But really, what do you think?”
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“I… well, noone has ever really asked me what I think, except for Fluttershy.
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You really want to know?”
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“I wouldn’t ask if I wasn’t serious,” Anon replied with a grin.
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Discord teared up for a moment, placed a furry fist next to his quivering lower
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lip, and smiled like he’d never smiled before. He then reached out, grabbed
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Anonymous, and gave him a gigantic hug.
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“You’re all right, Anon-o,” he offered in all sincerity. He then snapped his
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talon, and Anon found himself back on the ground and looking at Discord in a
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dark brown trenchcoat and fedora.
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“All right, here’s the scoop. But keep a lid on it, see?” He said in a harsh
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whisper while glancing around to make sure they weren’t being watched. “Anon-o,
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I don’t like it, not one bit. She’s up to something.”
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“Why do you say that?” Wysteria asked.
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“Exhibit A: the application,” Discord replied as he pulled it out of his coat
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and held it out in his talon. “She filled it out in triplicate. Triplicate!”
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“What?” Anon had to ask. “Why does that even—”
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“No, he’s got a point.” Wysteria cut in.
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“Care to explain?” Anon asked with a little exasperation.
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“All forms need to be filled out in triplicate to get processed properly, but
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she is the first pony to actually have all three ready at the time of her
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application. Nopony has ever had all their paperwork ready to go right off. And
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look,” Wysteria began flipping through the papers on her clipboard with her
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hooves. “Environmental study, done. Impact usage analysis, done. Stormwater
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mitigation plan, done. Every last thing you need to do any kind of construction
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is done. Nopony is that well organized, not even me. For her to have all this
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ready means she’s been planning this for… years, probably. That’s really eerie.”
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“All right. So she’s exceptionally organized,” Anon summarized.
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“Twilight Sparkle is that organized,” Discord added. “This is the sign of a
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seriously disturbed mind, and I should know. Which brings us to Exhibit Two:
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that smile.”
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“Smile?” Anon repeated.
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“Exactly. I don’t like it, I don’t like it one bit. I know smiles, and that
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smile? That’s just not right.”
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Anon caught on to what Discord was saying this time with no trouble. Starlight
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Glimmer’s smile hadn’t waned, hadn’t faltered in the slightest during her whole
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time there. It was perpetual, and that really made it seem forced.
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“Ok, so creepy unending smile.”
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“Exhibit Next? That cutie mark!” Discord leveled the statement as if that was
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the most condemning thing about all of this. He leaned down and threw a furry
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paw over Anon before he continued. “Who has a mathematical symbol on their
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flank, I mean really?”
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“Let’s see.” Wysteria’s eyes drifted upward as she thought. “Professor Cosine at
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the University has a math based cutie mark, and Deputy Plum Level has a math
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equation in hers, my third-grade teacher, Missus Millimeter, had two plus two
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equals four for her cutie mark, The Mayor of—”
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“Fine, finefinefine.” Discord interrupted with an annoyed huff. “Strike Exhibit
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Next. But I’m telling you, Anon-o, I trust her about as far as she frowns.”
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“Okay, but does any of that prevent her from going forward with this?”
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“Well, no.” Discord was finally forced to admit. “I don’t suppose it does.”
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“All right. Thank you, Discord,” Anon replied with a deep sigh.
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“I can put her application aside until one of the princesses can take a look at
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it,” Wysteria offered.
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Anon fiddled with his Crystal as he thought. What would Celestia do in this
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circumstance? How would she rule? Should he just pass it on?
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No, he wanted to figure this out. He wanted to show he could be useful. “All
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right. I think I know what to do,” he finally announced. “Discord, can I ask you
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for a favor?”
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Discord leaned back slightly and gave Anon a leery look. “Favor?”
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“Yeah. Could you keep an eye on Starlight for me? Just check in on her randomly
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and see if she’s up to something.”
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“What’s in it for me?”
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“A Royal sanction to spy on a pony?” Wysteria dryly offered.
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“Nah, I do that already. How about your first-born, Anon-o?”
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“Absolutely not.”
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“Second born?”
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“You’re not getting any of my borns.”
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“Well you’re no fun,” he replied with a huff. “How about one hour of your life
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every umpth Tuesday?”
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“That… really doesn’t sound any better.”
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“Oh, come now mon capitaine!” Discord replied. “That’s my tea day with
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Fluttershy. She keeps telling me to bring a friend, and now I can bring you!”
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“I guess…” Anon stalled out in thought for a minute. “Celly could come too,
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right?”
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Discord scoffed. “Please. We’re talking about Fluttershy here. You could invite
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Queen Chrysalis along and she’d still be fine with it.”
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“I doubt that,” Anon replied. “But that doesn’t sound too bad, I suppose. I
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agree, with the understanding that I might need to cancel if something important
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comes up here.”
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Discord gave a squeak of joy. “Done! I’ll watch her like Maud watches Boulder.”
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“I… I have no idea who that is, but thank you all the same,” Anon offered.
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Discord again grew misty-eyed and Wysteria nodded with a smile before the shield
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dropped and all three returned to their spots.
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“I see no reason why you can’t go forward with your plan, Miss Starlight,” Anon
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announced. “The Crown will accept your petition and application, on the
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condition that you allow a contingent of inspectors and specialists to insure
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things are up to code and specifications during construction.”
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It may have been his imagination, but her smile seemed to twitch slightly. “Oh,
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your Highness,” Starlight scoffed and waved a dismissive hoof. “That will not
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be—”
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“I am going to insist on that.” Anon ordered forcefully. “To build a town in the
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middle of nowhere is quite strange, Miss Glimmer. I believe it would be in the
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best interest of the Crown to make sure you are not attempting to cover
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something illegal, yes?”
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“Of course, Your Highness. Your inspectors will have free access to all the
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pertinent information they need.”
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“Good. Did you have anything else to bring before the Court?”
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“No, Your Highness. I have received everything I need.”
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Anon nodded, and Starlight’s smile still held fast as she followed a pegasus
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guard out of the hall.
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“Impressive, young Anonmeister.” Discord offered from under his hood. He
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steepled his fingers and smiled wickedly before continuing. “Most impressive.
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Soon your journey on the path of Royalty will be complete!”
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“What are you talking about?” Anon asked.
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“I dunno.” Discord shrugged.
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All light in the room suddenly shut off with a loud clank, and an upbeat song
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from a pipe organ began playing from nowhere as spotlights danced across the
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hall. Anon looked over at Discord and he tried to ask what he was doing, but
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instead he found himself once again in Discord’s furry and excited embrace as he
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pointed to the staff entrance.
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“Royalty and Draconequus!” Discord’s voice boomed out of the ceiling. “Coming on
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the court now for the home team, in the number two spot, batting .302 over the
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last three seasons and back in the game after a long stay in the penalty box,
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everypony’s favorite tortured ruler, Princess LLUUUUNNNAAA!”
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The crowd of Discords erupted into cheers and applause as a spotlight followed
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Luna’s quite thoroughly confused entrance. The light slowly increased as she did
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so, and by the time she reached Anon and Discord they had returned to normal.
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“I would ask what is going on but I fear the answer would be more confusing than
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the question,” Luna remarked, as she took in the still-cheering crowd.
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“Discord wanted to help out today,” Anon said, and Discord nodded his head with
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enough force to make a rattling noise. “He actually was really helpful with the
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first petitioner.”
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One eyebrow peaked as Luna gave Anon a sly smile. “Oh? You started without me?”
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* * ✹ * *
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“Thank you, Princess!”
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“Not at all. Good day, fair subject!”
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Luna chuckled as she waved to the departing petitioner before offering a
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satisfied sigh. “A most charming stallion,” she remarked to Anon. “My sister
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should have told me day court was this easy. I would have offered her a day off
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many moons ago.”
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“I don’t think this is normal,” Anon replied. “Five petitioners in two hours?”
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“It is unusually dead, Your Highness,” Wysteria added. “Usually we have this
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many petitions in the first fifteen minutes.”
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“But if these petitions are indicative of what she usually contends with then
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she has greatly exaggerated her workload. Perhaps I will run day court on my own
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sometime.”
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“I’m sure Celestia would appreciate the day off, Your Highness,” Wysteria said
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with a slight roll of her eyes.
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“But since we speak of Celly, I understand you had a disagreement with her
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yesterday,” she flatly remarked to Anon.
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“A small argument. Nothing to worry about.”
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“Hmm. Was the argument her fault or yours?”
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“Well, it was hers. She accused me of pandering to her when I was just trying to
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be nice.”
-
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“And the incident with the citron pressé?”
-
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“Heh, you heard about that?” he asked as he rubbed the back of his head in
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embarrassment. “Yeah. Not my best moment, but she never told me what was going
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on. I just assumed it was for lemonade.”
-
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“I see. May I offer a small piece of advice?”
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“Sure.”
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“From what I have heard of the incident, I believe my sister was more in the
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wrong than you were, especially with the lemonade. It was not fair of her to
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assume that you knew about Prench customs since you are an upscale cook and can
-
make Prench meals.”
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“But that’s just it: I can’t. My family specializes in Caballian and Equestrian
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dishes. My mom always said the Prench were too snobby.”
-
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“But does Celly know that?”
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“Uh…” he stalled out in thought. “I guess not.”
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Luna nodded. “Exactly. In her mind, you are fluent in foreign customs because of
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your background. She had no way of knowing that you did not know.”
-
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“So that was my fault?”
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“In a way. If you ever find yourself making an assumption, Anon, ask somepony
-
about it and make sure you are right first. You will avoid a lot of headaches
-
and angry ministers by doing that.”
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“Oh.”
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“My sister could have handled the situation in a more controlled and
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professional manner, however. I intend to speak to her about this as well.”
-
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“Thank you. That would be nice.”
-
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“I won’t make a habit out of this, however. You need to work out your
-
difficulties with your wife without a mediator. In fact, you should really talk
-
to her about what has happened.”
-
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“I should?”
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“Open wounds that are not treated will fester and decay. Your relationship with
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Celly is your responsibility, not mine. You need to deal with these issues as
-
they come.”
-
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“Oh, right,” he said thoughtfully. Though he had no idea how to even start that
-
sort of a conversation with Celestia he knew that she was right. He needed to be
-
the one to discuss the issues with her, not another.
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“Wysteria, send in the next petitioner,” Luna called out.
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“There’s nopony to send, Your Highness,” Wysteria replied over her shoulder as
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she looked down the hallway.
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“Oh. Well, I suppose this would be a good time to relax. Tell me, Anon, do you
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enjoy—”
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A sudden coughing fit overtook her, and Anon watched her hack for a good twenty
-
seconds before she finally brought herself under control.
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“You’re not getting sick too, are you?” he asked with concern.
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“Don’t be ridiculous. I had a shield up when I visited this morning. I am not
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getting sick.” > 29. - A Wrinkle In Time >
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“This is all your fault,” Luna grumbled as she blew her nose into an
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already-overused tissue.
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“It’s always my fault,” Celestia replied with annoyance and a matching honk of
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her own.
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“Oh, stop that, you two,” Horsenpfeffer admonished. “You’re worse than my
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twins.”
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“She started it,” Celestia muttered.
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“I’ll finish it, too,” Luna weakly threatened.
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Horsenpfeffer groaned and bopped Luna on the nose just hard enough for it to
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smart. “It’s not her fault. You could have caught this from anywhere.”
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“This is Anon’s doing. He infected me somehow,” Luna groused while rubbing her
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snout.
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“He did not. Non Pegasi can’t carry the virus. You picked this up from a pegasus
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somewhere.”
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Discord’s amused chortling drifted over from the corner, and all three mares
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turned to give him an icy stare.
-
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“You do know the feather flu can jump species, right?” the good doctor remarked
-
dryly. “And, opposite though they may be, you do have wings.”
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Discord immediately stopped laughing, sat up straight and emitted a honk from…
-
somewhere, gulped as his left eye twitched and then promptly disappeared in a
-
flash, leaving nothing behind but the smell of menthol. Both Luna and Celestia
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chuckled at the revelation before passing a tissue box between them for the
-
eightieth time.
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“Where did my husband disappear to?” Celestia asked.
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“I told him to go order a nice warm stew from the kitchens,” Horsenpfeffer said.
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“And I believe he said something about checking with Wysteria to make sure there
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was nothing that needed to be done.”
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Celestia snuggled down into her pillow with a sigh. “Order? My Anon is a most
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disobedient spouse. He’s going to make something, and since both of us are
-
indisposed, he’s going to make a lot of it.” The corners of her lips turned up
-
ever so slightly, even after another long nose blowing. “Don’t worry, dear
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sister. I’ll share.”
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“Good,” Luna sighed. “A warm bowl of anything would be most welcome right now.”
-
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“He shouldn’t be long.” Celestia chuckled. “If I were to guess, I imagine he is
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being a rather large pest in the kitchen right now in an effort to help both of
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us feel better.”
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“Well, other than the Feather Flu, I think you’re fine,” Horsenpfeffer announced
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to Luna. “Your treatment is the same as your sister’s: lots of orange juice and
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rest. If you exert yourself, you’ll stay sick longer. Also, stay away from
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anypony with wings.”
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“I will.” Luna nodded. “Thank you, Doctor.”
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“You’re welcome. I’ll be back in the morning to check on you,” she continued.
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“If you need me before then, just send Prince Anon after me.”
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“We will, but we will also try not to disturb you.”
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“Sounds good. Good evening, Your Highnesses.”
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Luna and Celestia shared a round of coughs between them as the doctor left, and
-
then Luna moaned. “I hate getting sick.”
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“That makes two of us,” Celestia added. “But, I do have to admit it has been
-
peaceful to simply rest. I didn’t realize how nice it could be to let somepony
-
else take over for a time.”
-
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“Perhaps this will cure you of your workaholic nature then.”
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“Probably not.” Celestia chuckled. “I know I need to ease up but it’s hard to do
-
so after a millennium of being unable to.”
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“You should, though. You’re going to drive away your Anon if you don’t.”
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“Drive him away? He’s been helping me run the kingdom already.”
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“Has he, in truth?” Luna asked with a wary eye. “From what I have heard, his
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help was most unwelcome yesterday.”
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“That wasn’t help,” Celestia said, her mood souring instantly with the mention
-
of the incident. “He was pandering to me, Lulu. I told him about Daybreaker, and
-
then he decided to start walking on eggshells.”
-
-
“Hmm. Are you sure that was his only motive?”
-
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Celestia glared at her sister. “Lulu, you know I can tell when someone is lying
-
to me, and when they’re trying to stay on my good side.”
-
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“With most ponies, yes. But I would suggest your view might be a bit skewed when
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it comes to the one who has your affections. You look at Anonymous in a
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different way from me, or Wysteria, or anyone else. He has a singular place in
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your heart, and that changes things.”
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“Luna, he was trying to placate me when I wasn’t upset.”
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“All right. Let’s say you’re totally right, and that all his actions yesterday
-
were only to ‘placate’ and pacify you. How did you decide to tell him that you
-
did not appreciate what he was doing?”
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“Well, I had a talk with him last night after he apologized for being
-
ridiculous. He agreed that he was wrong, and then we kissed and made up.”
-
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Luna gave her a flat look. “Celly, you never just talk to anypony when you’re
-
upset. You lectured him, didn’t you?”
-
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“No. I had a conversation with him.”
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“What was the ratio of talk time between you and him?”
-
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“Well, he…” Celestia stalled, and offered a cough. “He really didn’t say
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anything.”
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“Forgive me if I am mistaken, but I do believe a conversation requires two
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active participants. When one pony speaks and another listens, that is a
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lecture.”
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“No! It was… was…” Celestia tried to think of how it hadn’t been a lecture, but
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her efforts failed.
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“It was a lecture, and I would suggest that you really didn’t make up afterward.
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If I forced him to tell the truth, I am willing to bet he would say he did no
-
wrong and that he felt irritated by your reaction.”
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“Why didn’t he say so, then?”
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“Anon is someone who likes peace, Sister, and he’d rather let you be right than
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have a fight about it. He wants you to be happy, so he let you win.”
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“But he should have said something.” Celestia pouted.
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-
“If he had, would you have listened to him?”
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Celestia didn’t answer, but her ears folded back and she glanced away.
-
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“Celly, if you intend for him to be your equal than you have to treat him as
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such. He is no longer merely one of your subjects, or one of your students. You
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are not the first, last, and every word in between anymore with him, and this is
-
doubly true when you are discussing domestic issues. You have to let him have an
-
opinion, and you’re going to have to let him take the lead sometimes. If he is
-
doing something that irks you then you have to be willing to listen to the why
-
behind it. What if he really just thought he was being helpful, like with the
-
citron pressé? Is it reasonable to suppose that he wasn’t actively trying to
-
pander, and that he just assumed you wanted lemonade? There are a lot of moving
-
parts to consider in these things.”
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“I guess you’re right,” Celestia sighed after a moment of reflection. “I
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probably did come down a bit hard on him.”
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“One of the biggest challenges Star and I faced was making sure we were actually
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communicating. You will need to watch yourself in this regard as well. Talk with
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him when you sense a problem, not at him.”
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“Thanks, Lulu. I’ll work on that.”
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Luna blew her nose in reply just as Anon came back into the room with a
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delicious-smelling pot of homebrewed goodness sitting atop the trolley cart.
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“Not getting sick huh?” Anon smugly offered to Luna, and he received her tongue
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stuck out at him for a reply.
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“Is everything alright, Anon?” Celestia asked. “Did Wysteria need anything?”
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“Everything is fine,” he reassured her. “Wysteria has taken care of the
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reschedules, and I believe she’s heading home for the night.”
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“Good. Hopefully I will recover enough by tomorrow to get back to work.”
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“I hope so too, but more because I want you to get better.”
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“Och, you’ve gone and gotten yourself sick again, haven’t you?”
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Luna’s ears flicked. That voice, that delightfully deep brogue…
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“What did you make?” Celestia asked Anon, as she tried to peer up and into the
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pot.
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“Make?” He scoffed. “I ordered a nice cabbage stew, just like Doctor
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Horsenpfeffer asked me to.”
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“I am not sick. This is naught but a tickle in my throat.”
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“You did not,” Celestia challenged.
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“I did too!” Anon protested with a laugh. “I ordered it and then ten seconds
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later I got impatient and forced my way back to make it myself.”
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“That sounds right.” Celestia chuckled.
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“Aye, Love, you’re sick. C’mon, I’ll get somethin’ warm goin’. Ya best be
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gettin’ that beautiful flank into bed.”
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“Here, careful. It’s still hot.” Anon offered a bowl to Luna, and she nodded as
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her magic took it from him.
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“Cabbage? Thou knowest I despise cabbage.”
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“Ah know, Ah know. But the war ain’t been kind to the crops, and your sister
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insisted the staff cut back to half-rations to help feed the front lines. It’s
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all we have at the moment, Love.”
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The smell of pinewood and moss drifted into Luna’s nostrils, smells that had not
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deigned to introduce themselves nor to keep her company for well over twelve
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hundred years. She inhaled deeply to savor them, to relish them, and to help
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recall the memories that they had brought as company with them.
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“I should be at the front with my troops.”
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“Och, and what good’ll that do? You’d spread that cough through the ranks and do
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more damage than the ‘Squatch ever could.”
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“But my place is there, with they who labor under the banner of Equestria,” she
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protested. “I refuse to lead from the rear.”
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“Ah, well, you best be restin’ then. Sooner you get over this the sooner you can
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get back to ‘em, ya mule.”
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“I am not a mule!” she said with a laugh.
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“You act it sometimes,” he replied with a scoff and a smile.
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Luna watched silently as Anon stood in front of Celestia and began gently
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blowing across the top of the stew. Celestia chuckled as he aimed the vapor
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towards her, and she took deep breaths of the savory aroma each time they wafted
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towards her.
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“How are things at the front, Love?”
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“There are steady gains, and my sister hath raised a flag of truce to offer
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terms of capitulation. Time will tell if the envoy is accepted or not, however.”
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“Aye, it’d be a right day if’n them ‘Squatch could come to terms. It gets a mite
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bit hard explain’ why you’re gone, and I canna help but worry about ya. Spears
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pierce the hide all the same, immortal or no.”
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“Oo, careful,” Anon cautioned. “It’s still pretty hot. Here.”
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Celestia picked her head up and readjusted her front legs, and she gladly opened
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her mouth as Anon approached with the spoon. She hummed a little as he fed her
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gently, and with a gentle toss of her mane she prepared for him to come again.
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“Och, here. Best not to burn you with this. Open up.”
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“You sure you want me to keep doing this?” Anon asked. “I was just letting you
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sample it, to make sure it was the right temperature.”
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“Oh, but my dear Anon, I am sick!” Celestia gently pouted. “And you were given
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instruction to keep me from exerting myself! I have just enough strength to chew
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and swallow. I will need your assistance with the rest.”
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“You’re terrible.” Anon laughed, as the flames in the fireplace behind them
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whipped and surged slightly, and the crackle increased a tick in volume. “But if
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you insist.”
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“I do insist. Thy princess requireth sustenance, and thou art the only stallion
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who can satisfy mine appetite.”
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“Ah, yah must be sicker than I thought.” Star Struck chuckled a little, as he
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scooped out another spoonful. “Broken to the point of bein’ unable to feed
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yourself? I guess Ah’ll just ‘have to nurse ya back myself.”
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“Thy princess expecteth it,” Luna said with a snort of happiness.
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“Ah always knew you enjoyed bein’ pampered.”
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“I am not being pampered. Thou art assisting thy very weak and famished wife.”
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“‘Assisting.’ Darlin’, you may be a warrior on the surface, but deep down you’re
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a princess, and ya enjoy bein’ treated like one. You’d keep me here, waiting on
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your every need if you could.”
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“And I would regret not a moment of it,” she said with joy.
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The flames surged again in the fireplace, but Anonymous and Celestia were so
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absorbed in each other’s eyes that the action went unnoticed. Luna smiled to
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herself as Anon would gently blow across the stew in the spoon, move carefully
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to feed it to Celestia, and then retreat and start again once she had delicately
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sipped the succulence off and smiled anew.
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Luna smiled more as she continued to watch. Hundreds of years had passed, and
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yet love still had the astonishing power that it always held. A princess had,
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again, allowed a pauper into her heart, and a pauper was willing to climb the
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near-impossible mountains of expectation in order to have his princess. Love was
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weaving two hearts into one, caring not for station or power or custom. He was
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hers, and she was his. What else mattered in the end?
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The fire once again surged, and Luna closed her eyes softly. Nothing else had
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mattered then either.
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* * 🌙 * *
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Aye, there ya go. How’s that cough feelin’?”
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“Better.” Luna hummed. “If thou wilt continue to provide to my needs in such
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manner, I believe my recovery shall be swift and sure.”
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“Glad to hear it. I hate to see you sick.”
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Luna softly slurped the contents of the offered spoon, and she quickly booped
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Star Struck’s nose before he could pull back again.
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“I love you.”
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“Aye, I love you too.” He chuckled. “Even when you’re actin’ like a mule.”
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“Thou wouldst be most displeased if I was not, and thou knowest it.”
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He simply nodded to this, and offered another spoonful to her. “Aye. I canna
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deny that. Yer just perfect.”
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Luna purred a bit, and a happy silence passed between them for a few minutes as
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he continued to spoon feed her. He then chuckled, and she gave him a curious
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glance.
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“What doth amuse thee?”
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“Ah, nuttin,” he said. “Just thinking.”
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“Wilt thou not share thy thoughts?”
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“Och, ‘tis nuttin’ but a memory.”
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“Please?” Luna gently asked, before taking another sip. He gave her a soft
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smile, and then sighed happily.
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“D’ya remember the first time ya raised the moon with me?”
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She hummed as the memory instantly came back to her. “I shall never forget it.”
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“‘Twas a night I dunna think I could ever forget either. Ah knew yer were up to
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something when you invited me out on that veranda, but no stallion in his right
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mind could turn away from that teasing flick o’ the tail ya gave me.”
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“Thou hast always had a strange fascination with my backside.”
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“D’ya blame me? That ‘backside’ o’ yours is mesmerizing,” he said with a laugh.
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“But then you draped your wing over me, and Ah thought Ah’d never find a deeper
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happiness.
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“But then you raised the moon,” he continued that soft and smooth tone that
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drove her absolutely wild. “There Ah stood, under the wing o’ the most beautiful
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mare to ever grace the fields o’ Barra, watchin’ as the magic of the moon mixed
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with the gentle caress of your side against mine. Ah just couldn’t believe that
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a low-born mud-trotter like me could ever catch the attention of a princess, and
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Ah had not only done that but Ah’d somehow fallen in love with ya.
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“And then you leaned in close to my ear. You have a voice that can shake the
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very stars above, but when you started to whisper you were as smooth as silk.
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You told me of your love for me, how you cherished me. You spoke of how Ah’d
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changed you, tempered you.
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“And you told me you’d give it all up if you had to. The titles, the power, even
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the moon itself if’n it came to that. All of it was nuttin’ if you couldn’t have
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me.
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“Ah knew, right then, that Ah couldn’t live without you. We had been woven
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together, so fast and tight that the only way to separate us was to rend the
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very heavens themselves. Come what may, my destiny was with you, from then to
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forevermore.
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“Heh. It’s amazin’ how one moment like that can change everythin’. Right then Ah
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knew that Ah knew, and Ah could never turn away from you without turnin’ away
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from myself.”
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“Hmm,” Luna sighed happily. “And thou hast remained, amidst toils and
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tribulations most severe. Thou hast been a most loyal companion, and I will
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forever be grateful for thy devotion.”
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A soft tapping came at the door, and Luna visibly grew eager in anticipation
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while she sat up and turned to face the source of the sound.
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“Och! Who’s makin’ all that fuss?” Star Struck called out playfully. “Get in
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here and present yerself!”
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“Can Ah come in? Auntie Celly says Mum is sick.”
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“Get in here, yah wee rascal!”
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The door nudged open just enough for a small lavender unicorn filly to stick her
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head through. She wore a worried look, but as soon as she saw Luna’s
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outstretched arms she flung the door open and galloped over as fast as her
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little legs could carry her. Both she and Luna laughed as they embraced, and
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Luna gave the small bundle a quick noserub after they had done so.
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“My precious little Twilight! How art thou this fine evening?”
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“Ah’m good, Mum,” the blank-flanked filly replied with a huge grin. “Are you
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really sick?”
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“Indeed, but ‘tis nothing more than the Feather Flu. Thy father hath been most
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attentive to my needs, and I believe my recovery shall be swift.”
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“Good, ‘cause you said when you got back you were gonna show me how you raise
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the moon.”
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“I did?!” Luna gasped in faux surprise. “Mine illness must be most severe. I do
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not recall any such promise.”
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“You did too!” Twilight protested vehemently. “You said Ah could help you raise
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it!”
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“Ah, now the memory returneth,” Luna said with a sly smile. “You will want to
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raise it tonight, I suppose?”
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“Uh-huh!” Twilight replied with a vigorous nod of her head. “Ah’ve been goin’
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over all the instructions you gave me. Ah calculated the relative velocity,
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accounted fer atmospheric interference and weight distribution—”
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“Aye, that she has,” Star Struck confirmed as Luna glanced over at him in
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surprised joy. “Ah’ve even caught her mumblin’ things like ‘apogee’ and
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‘sidereal rotation period’ in her sleep.”
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“And how have thy studies with Master Starswirl fared?” Luna asked her daughter.
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“Uh, well…” Twilight twiddled a hoof on the floor. “My grades are good, Mum,
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they really are.”
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“But?” Luna asked after the pause.
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“But he’s so BORIN’!” The little unicorn couldn’t help but blurt out. “All day!
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Nuttin’ but formulae and theory and conjectures. He dunna know how to have fun!”
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“Aye, our little Twilight Starbright got herself into a wee spot o’ trouble
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yesterday,” Star Struck added.
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“Oh?” Luna asked.
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“Ah canna help it if Starswirl canna take a joke,” Twilight muttered. “All Ah
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did was turn his beard green.”
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“Green?” Luna chuckled. “Thou madest his beard green?”
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“Yeah! Wasn’t hard neither,” Twilight announced in pride. “All Ah had to do was
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sneak a reactive agent in to his prune juice. I dunna know how he figured out it
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was me, though.”
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“Thou art a wee rascal indeed,” Luna said with a laugh. “While I do not condone
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thine actions, Master Starswirl doth need to ‘lighten up’ in my opinion. If thou
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dost vex him again, make sure thou art not caught.”
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All three of them laughed at this before Twilight piped up again. “Ah will. So
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can ya show me how to raise the moon?”
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“I suppose I can,” Luna replied, and her little filly whooped in joy. Another
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knock at the door interrupted the celebration, but all three were pleasantly
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surprised when they saw who had knocked.
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“Auntie Celly!” Twilight cried out.
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“Good evening, Twilight!” Celestia replied, as she placed her golden helm down
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and strode into the room. “I trust thou art well?”
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“Yeah! Mum’s gonna let me help her raise the moon tonight!”
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“Ah! Wonderful news!” Celestia replied. “Thou art sure to be an expert at it,
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just like thy mother.”
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“What bringeth thee back here, Sister?” Luna asked. “Thou art still in thine
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armor, so thou must be leaving again soon.”
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“Of a truth, I return only to share good news with my friends. The Sasquatch
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have surrendered and accepted the terms of capitulation! The war is now at an
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end.”
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Twilight whooped again, and Luna shared a quick nuzzle with her husband to
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celebrate.
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“I must return to oversee the disarmament and to ensure compliance with the
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terms, but I felt that thy recovery, dear sister, might be expedited if thou
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knewest of these things. I have given thy division to Flash Magnus to oversee,
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and thou art relieved of thy duties at the front. Stay, be with your family, and
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rest. I shall return when all is completed, and we shall then have a banquet in
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celebration of our victory.”
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“Will it actually be ‘our’ victory this time, or wilt thou somehow make it thine
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own success again?” Luna replied darkly.
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“Now,” Star Struck interjected. “this is not the time to be pickin’ more fights,
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love.”
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“Very well,” she replied before focusing back on Celestia. “Now leave before
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thou art struck down by my illness as well!”
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Celestia chuckled and recovered her helm with her magic. “By your leave, then.
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Fare thee well.”
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“Well!” Luna announced after Celestia had left. “My spirits are most renewed.
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Come, my precious Twilight. Tonight thou shalt assist me in raising the moon.”
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* * 🌙 * *
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“Now, remember that the moon will be much heavier than thou art anticipating.
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Thou must—”
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“Ah know, Mum! Ah know,” Twilight protested.
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“Ya best be lettin’ her get to it. She canna take the anticipation anymore.”
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Star Struck laughed.
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“All right. Since thou art so eager to proceed,” Luna replied. Twilight let out
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a grunt of anticipation, quickly twisted to face the east, then crouched
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slightly and flared her horn.
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“Och, she looks like a right proper stinkbug she does,” Star whispered to his
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wife.
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Luna began to protest, but she had stop and hold back her laughter as her
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daughter began wiggling her rump slightly and swishing her tail. “All right. Art
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thou in harmony with the moon yet?” Luna asked while draping a wing over her
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beloved.
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“Just...about…” Twilight grunted.
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“Remember, thou shouldst feel the harmony. Tis not something thou canst touch
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with thy natural senses.”
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Luna’s own magic began to work, and she gently weaved her magic in with her
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daughter’s. She felt along the threads Twilight had created, and she was
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impressed. Her daughter had everything nearly perfect.
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“Now, guide it up.”
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Twilight grunted in exertion. Despite all of her bravado earlier, Luna could
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feel her young one straining against the weight of the moon, and she smiled
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deeply. With a touch of her own magic to assist, the moon gently rose over the
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treetops and into full view.
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“Ah did it,” Twilight panted, the exertion showing in her flushed cheeks as she
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turned to face her parents with a pleased smile. “Ah did it! Ah raised it!”
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“Aye, and a fair job ya did of it too,” Star Struck remarked. “Good job, Lass!”
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“Can Ah help again tomorrow?” Twilight eagerly asked her parents. “Please?”
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“I believe that can be accommodated,” Luna replied, and she laughed with her
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husband as Twilight began cheering and hopping around in a circle in joy.
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“D’ya think she’ll be able to raise it on her own one day?” Star asked.
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“That I am unsure of,” Luna replied, and her gaze turned back to the silver orb
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before them. “My magic is greater than hers, and…”
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No. Not here, not now.
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“Love? What is it?” Star Struck asked.
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Luna’s eyes narrowed as the featureless expression of the Tantabus began to
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drift across the moon. There was only one reason why it would show now.
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“Leave,” Luna commanded. “This memory is not given to you, nor will it ever. You
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are to remain within the dream that I have created for you. Disobey and you will
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cease to be.”
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The Tantabus paused, and Luna almost thought she could see defiance moving
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across the deep purple aether that made up the nightly reminder of her betrayal.
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After that moment was over, though, it complied and slid out of view, and Luna
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turned to her husband and offered a wane smile.
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“Forgive me, Love. My thoughts became troubled for a moment, but they are
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hampered no more.”
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“Are yah sure? I dunna know what ya rebuked but it seemed serious.”
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“I am sure, Star. Come. Let us dwell on this no more. I believe we shall now
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make a daring midnight raid of the castle’s stores in celebration of my
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daughter’s achievements!”
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“Yes!” Twilight cheered. “C’mon! If we hurry we can beat the patrols!”
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“Oy! How d’ya know how to do that?” Star Struck called out in amused alarm as
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his daughter shot off into the keep.
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* * 🌙 * *
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“Did she really?” Celestia asked.
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“Yup. She’s out,” Anon confirmed.
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“Dear Lulu.” Celestia chuckled warmly. “Good thing she raised the moon before
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her energy left her.”
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“I’ll go get another blanket,” Anon offered.
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“Good idea. She’ll need it tonight if she has the chills like I did.”
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“I hope she doesn’t,” he said before moving back towards the closet. “What do
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you suppose she’s dreaming about?”
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“Something pleasant, I hope,” Celestia said with a sigh. “She always seems so
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tortured when I see her sleeping, so restless. I sometimes wonder if all those
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nightmares that she fights off somehow affect her own sleeping.”
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“That wouldn’t be fun.” Anon walked back into the room, nearly covered in a
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thick blanket. “She deserves to have sweet dreams when she sleeps.”
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“That she does,” Celestia agreed. She smiled deeply as she watched Anon unfold
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the blanket, drape it over Luna’s sleeping form, and then tuck in the edges
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around her body to keep any cold drafts from disturbing her.
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“There we go,” he announced once he was finished. “That should keep her warm.”
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“We’ll keep an eye on her tonight, too,” Celestia replied, lifting her wing and
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allowing Anon to snuggle in beside her again. “But, I guess when I say ‘we’ I
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should really say ‘you.’ I may not be so easy to rouse this evening.”
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“I don’t mind. One night’s worth of lost sleep is worth having the both of you
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feel better.”
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“So devoted,” Celestia replied warmly as she nuzzled him. “Thank you for
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everything you’ve done today.”
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“Aww,” he stammered. “You’re welcome. Just don’t get sick again!”
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Celestia laughed. “If I can help it in any way, I will certainly avoid it.” >
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30. - Understanding >
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Celestia, Princess of the Sun and Ruler of the Day awoke with a bit of a start.
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She yawned, smacked her lips, and then moved to boop her Anon.
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She would have succeeded, too, were it not for the fact that Anonymous had
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pulled his disappearing act yet again. She really needed to ask him how he
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managed to do that.
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“Anon?” she called out softly.
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A loud snore from Luna came in reply, and Celestia winced as she realized that
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neither of them had taken the anti-snoring pill last night. It was little wonder
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he had slunk out, because he was probably worried about long-term hearing
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damage.
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She then bit her lower lip in playfulness. A game of hide and seek with her
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Prince? The idea had great appeal. But where would he have gotten to?
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“Hmm,” she cooed. Perhaps he had snuck away to the north tower again. It would
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be familiar, and not too far away.
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A quick glance at the clock told her she had thirty minutes before sunrise,
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which was more than enough time to find him and then smother him with apologetic
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kisses. After a playful giggle and a quick check in the mirror to make sure she
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was presentable enough to leave the room, she then moved out into the hall and
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off towards her prize.
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The guards in the hallway offered a salute as she exited and began her search,
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and she nodded pleasantly to each one when she casually strolled by. She felt
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quite renewed, she realized, and all of the horrible symptoms of her illness
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from yesterday had cleared out. This burst of energy was a bit difficult to
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contain, but she didn’t want to tip off the whole palace to her motives and fun.
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Once she reached the north tower, she gently and carefully eased the door open
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and peered inside. Sadly, there was no Anon, only an unoccupied room that
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awaited a guest. With a mischievous huff, Celestia pulled the door shut and then
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casually began walking to the next potential location: the kitchens.
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“He could be making breakfast.” She considered the concept with delighted glee.
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“A nice omelette, maybe, or some delicious buttermilk biscuits.”
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But this turned up no Anon as well. Chef Beet and her staff hadn’t seen him that
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morning, but she was kind enough to offer waffles and hash browns for the
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morning meal. Celestia accepted the offer with a graceful smile, and then
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resumed her search.
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She really didn’t think he would be in the dining room, but she peeked in just
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to be sure and quickly confirmed her suspicions. She then moved towards the
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throne room with a bit more enthusiasm, the throne was comfortable enough to
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sleep on. She should know; she had dealt with so many long-winded petitioners
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after long and restless nights that she had finally taught herself how to sleep
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with her eyes open.
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This, however, came up clear as well, and now she was growing eager and a bit
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concerned. She was confident he wouldn’t leave the palace, but why would he go
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anywhere else within?
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“Perhaps he asked for a guest room—any guest room—where could rest,” she
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considered softly to herself. “Mm, but that would take the rest of the day to
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search.”
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In the interest of time Celestia decided to cheat a little. She sent out a quick
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searching spell to locate what room he could have been placed in, but even this
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came back Anonless, and that moved Celestia into the worried category.
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“Why would he leave?” she muttered to herself as she moved back towards her
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room. “Unless he got called away for something, but what could possibly…”
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She then had a sudden realization, and she smiled deeply to herself. There was
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one other place he could be, somewhere somewhat quiet and yet close enough that
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he could respond quickly if he needed to.
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“The balcony.”
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She opted for a teleport spell this time, and she was quite pleased to find her
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assumption had been correct. Her marvelous Anon was near the far edge, his body
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facing east and leaning on the railing. Her poor husband had fallen asleep while
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standing, and Celestia imagined he was going to be a bit sore once she woke him
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up.
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She giggled a little while sliding up next to him, and she started to gently nip
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at the base of his neck. His eyes twitched, and a soft moan of happiness gurgled
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out of his throat, so she slowly began moving up towards his cheek. His head
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rose as she moved upward, and a pair of puckered lips awaited her once she
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reached the top. She took the invitation but teased him with just a quick peck,
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and he let a moan of sadness out before blinking his eyes open.
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“Ungh?” Celestia attempted to make a word out of Anon’s moan before offering
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another light giggle. “I think that means you were expecting more?”
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“I was,” he simply replied.
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“Well, you impertinent human you, I don’t kiss just anyone,” she said as she
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retreated back and stood at her full height. She tried to look stern, but the
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playful smile that tugged at the corners of her mouth gave away her true
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feelings as she continued. “I am the Princess of the Sun, after all. I have very
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exacting demands, and no male has been able to measure up. I reserve my
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affection for those who are deserving of it, those whom I trust and care for. I
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refuse to let my royal lips—”
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Anon wasn’t going to wait for her to finish her speech. He simply leaned
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forward, and in one swift move he locked his lips to hers and wrapped his arms
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around her neck. They stayed in this embrace for several long minutes, and when
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Anon finally did pull back Celestia fluttered her eyes open and gave him a
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deeply pleased smile.
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“You keep sticking your tongue in there like that and you’re going to reverse
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the colors of my mane.”
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“Ah, but I’m just brushing up on my diplomatic knowledge. I think the Prench
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enjoy kissing in this style, don’t they?” Anon asked.
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“Indeed they do, but that is only part of a true Prench experience. Tu parles
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prançais, mon amour?” Celly quipped, her transition to Prench flawless.
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But Anon was not to be outdone without a fight on this one, and he smiled
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deeply. “Un semestre à l’école secondaire. Et c’était pour impressionner une
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fille,” he said, and Celestia smiled deeply. His words were choppy, provincial,
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boorish, and he was speaking through his nose; but it was respectable for
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Equestrian standards at least. In time, he could stand up to diplomatic
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scrutiny, with some tutoring.
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This was a prospect that made her extremely giddy.
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“Pour une fille? Comme c’est romantique.”
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“ça n’a pas vraiment… something… oh, whatever the phrase is for ‘it didn’t work
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out.”
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“Quel dommage,” Celestia said softly. And her loss is my gain.
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“Is that what it is? I haven’t really spoken it since then. I’m probably giving
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the pronunciation a slow and painful death.”
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“Not quite that bad. You could pass as a better than average tourist, but for
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what we do I will need to—” she snuck in so close that her breath tickled the
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fur of his ear “—give you a few lessons.”
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How her heart leapt when his breath hitched and shuttered at her words. It was a
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completely new and wonderful take on the phrase ‘hanging on her every word.’
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“And how would you do that?” he whispered.
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“I would start with your pronunciation. You should speak slowly but confidently,
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much like how you would add spices to a simmering pot. Each word should be
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finely seasoned and dressed, and served in the most delectable manner possible.”
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“Could you give me an example? I always do better if I can hear it as opposed to
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reading it.”
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Celestia took a brief moment to deeply breathe in the scent of her beloved, and
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with his unique blend of eleven herbs and spices on her mind, she offered her
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deepest and truest feelings to him. “Mon amour le plus cher, vous n’avez aucune
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idée combien j’adore votre passion et votre fièvre.”
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“My dear, your whispered words taste like the purest golden honey to me,” Anon
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softly replied, and she giggled as she watched his hair on his neck stand on end
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and his face flush with pleasure before he continued “I have never realized
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before how the fullness of your syllables and the elegance of your tones set my
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world alight. Even your lilts, oh sweet harmony! How your lilts make me ache for
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you to say more.”
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“Quand nous nous embrassons, je suis à nouveau une jeune jument ravie,” she
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cooed into his ear. “Tu me fais frémir et souffre pour ton amour. Dites que vous
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serez à moi.”
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Celestia knew he had only comprehended half of her words at best, but the magic
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of her love in her voice more than made up for the gaps. He really could only
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offer one simple and breathless response to her.
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“Oui.”
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Her wings gently enveloped him in a deep, feathery bliss. “Ma moitié.”
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His eyes shone as deep as the waters on the coast of Mareseille back to her as
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he leaned close and simply stated, “Ma ange.”
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“My stars, I am trying to get over being sick and I wake up to this.” Luna
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stuck out her wet tongue as she strolled up to them.
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The moment was broken but far from forgotten, and the two lovers moved back to a
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neutral stance with a chuckle before her desired wing settled once again into
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its familiar place across his back.
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“Well, you fell asleep in my room so it’s your own fault,” Celestia replied with
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another quick kiss for her prince.
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“It probably is, so in the interest of not interrupting this moment any
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further—and to aid my own recovery—I’m going to lower the moon and then go to my
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bed. You two can do whatever you want, just leave me out of it.”
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“We will, don’t worry.”
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Anon simply watched as Luna took a few steps past them to do her work. She gave
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him a quick smile as she did so, and Anon felt his awe grow anew as her magic
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gently moved up and touched the moon.
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“Celly?” he whispered while Luna slowly began moving her heavenly object below
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the horizon, “May I ask you something?”
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“Of course. What is it?”
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“Is the magic that you use to move the sun the same magic Luna is using now?”
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“It is, but the technique is different. When I raise the sun, I have to use a
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more forceful and heavy touch, if you will. The moon is… oh, I hate to use the
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word delicate, but that’s really the approach you must take with it. If I hauled
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it up like I did the sun, I would fling it clear across the sky and the night
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would last for five seconds.”
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“The moon is delicate, Anon.” Luna motioned with one hoof for him to come up to
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her. “Its purpose is to provide serenity and peace, introspection and
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revelation. There is a reason poets don’t use the sun when they speak of self
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discovery. In the day, one performs their labors, and their mind is consumed
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with the needs of the now. Night allows a pause, a moment to see beyond. The
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pressure of the day is lessened, and the mind is able to clear. Memories are
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more vibrant, and the pleasures of the past can be easily recalled.”
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Her wing moved over the top of him, and as she finished floating the moon behind
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the mountains, she turned and gave him a smile. “And this works for all, be they
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pauper or princess. Thank you, Anon, for allowing me to see that again.”
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“See what again?”
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“Something I needed to see, a memory from long ago. Your love for my sister will
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have a far-reaching impact, whether you know it or not. Keep loving her, and you
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will bring about great things.”
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He nodded with a hint of a blush, and Luna gave him a larger smile before
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releasing him. Luna then took flight, and Anon walked back over to Celestia with
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a bit of a worried look.
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“It is okay that she…?”
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“That was a friendly hug, nothing more,” Celestia replied with a small grin.
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“You need not fear sharing the bed with the two of us again, unless we should
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come down with the flu in the future. This was simply her way of accepting you
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as family.”
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“Okay,” he replied in relief. “I need a few lessons in that arena too.”
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“I do believe I can help with that.”
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“So may I safely assume at this point that you are feeling better?” he asked, as
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her wing again moved around him and gave him a squeeze.
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“Mm, I feel marvelous.” Celestia purred while she lit her horn and began to
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raise the sun. “Thankfully, I think I caught the twenty-four hour version of the
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flu. I’ll still have Doctor Horsenpfeffer do a quick check to make sure, but I
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think she’ll say I’m just fine.”
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“Good. I’m sure the staff will appreciate your recovery as well.”
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“They’ll appreciate me not getting them sick,” Celestia said with a laugh. “But
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did you get any sleep at all?”
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“Here and there. I wanted to still be nearby if you needed me, but between you
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and Luna snoring, I thought I’d wandered into a sawmill. Out here wasn’t so
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bad.”
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“Not a very comfortable place, though.”
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“Yeah, not so much.” He chuckled while the sun began to warm his skin. “But
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since you are feeling better it was worth it.”
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“I will make sure I take three pills tonight to make sure you get the rest you
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need,” she said with a quick boop. “Do you feel rested enough to accompany me to
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breakfast?”
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“I think I can handle that, yes.”
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“Good. After that we’ll go over Wysteria’s notes and you can tell me all about
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day court.”
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* * ✹ * *
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Anonymous was sure he was going to explode.
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Really. He was going to literally explode.
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All right, maybe not literally, but if she doesn’t say something soon…
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“So, this is the only petition you looked over by yourself?” Celestia asked as
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her magic sorted the papers again.
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“It is,” Anon whined. Celestia glanced at him with what he thought was a
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disapproving look before turning back to the papers.
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“You came up with this all on your own?”
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“Well, no.” he replied. “Wysteria and Discord helped me decide what to do,” he
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stated before righting himself. “But it was my call.”
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-
“And Discord now wants you to attend his tea dates with Fluttershy?”
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“Yes.” Anon cringed. “Depending on what’s happening here, of course.”
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I will own up to my actions, no matter what.
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“Hm.”
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Anonymous was not going to be able to take this much longer. His heart was
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racing in his chest, and he was fidgeting with his Celestial Crystal as if it
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was the sun itself. “I, uh… I did get permission for you to come too.”
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“You did?” Celestia asked flatly, and Anon nodded. “You invited me as well.
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Huh.”
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“Well as my wife, you are my immediate choice for a plus one at parties.”
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Celestia offered no reply to this, and Anon’s willpower snapped.
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“I screwed up, didn’t I?” he moaned. “I should have waited for you to recover. I
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shouldn’t have made the decision without you or Luna. I overstepped my—”
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Anon’s rant was silenced when Celestia’s magic grabbed his lips. She then leaned
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in close to him and gave him a sugary sweet smile.
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“Stop that. You did nothing wrong.”
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“I didn’t?” he blurted as soon as her magic released him.
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Celestia gave him a long and reassuring kiss before replying. “You did not. In
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fact, I think you did everything right.”
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“Really?!” he asked with a small squee of delight in his voice.
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“Indeed my love. You took all the facts into consideration, consulted with a
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trusted advisor, listened to your instincts, and used some remarkable diplomatic
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skills to turn an unknown factor into an asset. I’m actually really impressed
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that you managed to not only include Discord in your decision process, thus
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giving him a chance to be useful, but that you also managed to enlist his help.
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I’m not sure I would have even thought of that. With him performing some
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occasional surveillance on Miss Glimmer on top of your inspectors I believe the
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situation is under control. You did good.”
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He stammered and twiddled his fingers, but Anonymous was immensely pleased that
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his wife approved of his work.
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“I think this calls for a reward,” Celestia continued with a sultry look.
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Anon’s eyes shrank to pinpricks. “A what?”
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“A reward,” she offered in a soft and seductive tone.
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“Oh! Uh, well…” he stammered.
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“Oh, don’t worry. I’ll be gentle.”
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Anon started to go white, and when he spoke his voice was just above a whisper.
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“Gentle?”
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“Yes.” She nipped his ear, brought her body close to his, and rubbed her neck
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sensually against his. It was electric, and Anon really thought he might pass
-
out from joy.
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-
“How much further do I need to take this?” she cooed. “I didn’t take you for a
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voyeur.”
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-
“Voyeur? What?” he asked, but then he noticed that the Discord in the stained
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glass had just folded his arms tightly and pouted.
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“Oh, foo!” The draconequus grumbled before pulling himself out of the glass and
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taking solid form before them. “I thought it was an odd tonal shift from you. I
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should’ve known.”
-
-
“Any particular reason you are spying on on us?”
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“Spying?” Discord scoffed. “Really, Celly. I could care less about all that
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mushy stuff. I just stopped by so I could hear you say it.”
-
-
“Say what?”
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-
“That I did a good job,” he smugly said. “C’mon! Admit it!”
-
-
“Discord, you did a good job.”
-
-
“Now, I know you’re not used to saying that… wait. What?” Discord looked at her
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with a bit of confusion. “You just agreed with me without an argument. No
-
conditional hedging. Not even any whining or pouting. You even sound... happy.”
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He folded his arms and leaned across the bushy hedge that stretched across the
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corridor. “You take all the fun out of it.”
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“I don’t need to argue with you,” Celestia said with a smile. “You did do a good
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job, and thank you. Your advice to my dear Anon was thoughtful, accurate, and
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wise; and I do greatly appreciate your willingness to help keep an eye on this
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Starlight Glimmer. You proved to be a good friend to Anon when he needed you the
-
most, and for that you have my most sincere thanks and deepest gratitude.”
-
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“Oh!” Discord replied, and he tapped his chin in thought. “There’s something
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ponies say at this point, what was it? Something that means ‘thanks for the
-
thanks.’ I know I know it. Starts with a ‘W,’ I think.”
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“Welcome?” Anon offered.
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-
“That’s it!” Discord held a blinking sign reading ‘Winner!’ above Anon’s head.
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“You’re welcome! Oo, what a fun word. I bet Fluttershy will love it when she
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hears me use it.”
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“I’m sure she will,” Anon said with a shake of his head.
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-
“Well, I do have to run, but if you need me again just give me a shout. I’m more
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than happy to give you some pointers. I did rule Equestria for a time after
-
all.” Discord chuckled, snapped his claw, and disappeared. Once Celestia took
-
another look around the empty corridor, she gave Anon a long nuzzle.
-
-
“That got a little heated,” Anon remarked.
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“That it did.” Celestia gained a bit of a blush across her cheeks. “I’m sorry
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for leading you on, but ruse or not, you did seem… receptive.”
-
-
“Well… y-yeah.”
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-
Celestia paused and looked at Anon earnestly. “What was that?”
-
-
“I don’t know,” he muttered, and his gaze went to the floor. “I just… I do,
-
but…”
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“Don’t worry about it, my Anon.” She whispered with a nuzzle to his ear. “When
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you’re ready. I am a firm believer in letting love progress naturally. For now,
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I am most content to simply have you. You have brought a joy into my life that I
-
did not know I was missing.”
-
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“And you have done the same for me,” he said softly. “I don’t think I would have
-
ever found true joy if I hadn’t met you either.”
-
-
“Then be reassured, my Anon, that I feel our relationship is right where is
-
should be. The love you give me fills me with light and hope, and I do not want
-
for anything. You have brought me pleasure incomparable, and I have no doubt
-
that you will continue to do so.”
-
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“Thank you,” he whispered. “I don’t know that I’ll ever fully understand how I
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won your love, but if I have it then I am complete.”
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“And for us, that is all that matters,” she said with a nuzzle and a nip on his
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neck. “And though I do wish we could remain here and whisper sweet nothings to
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each other I’m afraid we have that meeting with the Ministry of Peace in five
-
minutes. But, perhaps we can discuss this more later…”
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-
She nipped his ear, and he replied in turn with a nip on her jawline. They both
-
then laughed and playfully began bumping their bodies against each other as they
-
began the journey to their next meeting.
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* * ✹ * *
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Anon sighed in contentment as he walked through the gardens. The meeting with
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the Ministry of Peace had ended quite a bit sooner than anticipated thanks to an
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intern forgetting to bring the documentation Celestia and Anon needed to look
-
over. Since they had time, they decided that it would be nice to take a stroll
-
through the gardens. Wysteria had then stopped them just as they had left the
-
interior of the palace with a few rescheduled items to go over with Celestia,
-
and she had told Anon to go ahead and they would catch up.
-
-
He still had to admit that the gardens were spectacular, and a part of him
-
wished he had grabbed his notebook so he could take another shot at describing
-
the grounds, and maybe even those fateful sunflowers.
-
-
“Well, maybe I’ll try again tonight,” he told himself softly and with a chuckle.
-
“Maybe I’ll be able to do it without having to stand in them.”
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-
He then stopped abruptly. Just around a bend, and on a bench that sat across
-
from the sunflowers that had changed his life, sat a pegasus with a yellow coat,
-
a powder blue mane, and what looked like a trio of sego lilies on her flank.
-
-
“Sego Lily?” he asked himself. “I wonder why she’s here.”
-
-
He quickly moved towards her, eager to share the wild ride he’d been on since
-
their last meeting and to see what had brought her back to Canterlot. Given how
-
their last meeting had gone, he figured she would get quite the laugh out of the
-
story.
-
-
Her eyes were closed and remained so as he approached, so he was able to
-
unintentionally sneak up on her.
-
-
“Sego?” he called out when only a few feet remained between them. “Is that you?”
-
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Her eyes shot wide open and her pupils immediately shrunk to pinpricks. “Anon?”
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she groaned. “Figures.”
-
-
“Hey, how are ya?” Anon asked with a smile. “Didn’t think I’d see you again so
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soon.”
-
-
“And I really hoped I’d never see you again,” she bitterly shot back.
-
-
“I’m… sorry?” Anon reeled back slightly at the sudden verbal slap to the face.
-
-
“You were engaged to Celestia and yet you led me on like that?”
-
-
“Celestia? What—?”
-
-
“Is that some sort of game for you, toying with mare’s hearts and then casting
-
them aside once you’ve had your fun?”
-
-
“Now, wait a minute.” His voice was soft and defensive. “It was never my
-
intention to lead you along, or anything like that.”
-
-
There was a most hearty scoff for this statement, but Anon pressed on. “When I
-
crashed into you, things were different. Celestia and I were strangers tied to a
-
curse that we were both trying to get out of. When we learned there was nothing
-
to cancel out the spell we had no choice but to go forward with the whole
-
thing.”
-
-
“And you couldn’t be bothered to tell me?”
-
-
“Tell you?”
-
-
“Yes, Your Denseness. I stayed at the Shoe and Nail for another two days,
-
remember? I waited for you.”
-
-
“You did?”
-
-
“Wow, and she still married you,” Sego muttered. “Yes. I clearly said I was
-
staying. I even watched you come back and collect your things on your wedding
-
day. I… I was hoping that… well, that you would come back, and that…”
-
-
She paused, but then her glare came back in full and with a razor-sharp edge.
-
“Then I saw the news about your marriage. It wasn’t hard to put the pieces
-
together, and you couldn’t even afford me the common courtesy of a proper
-
break-up.”
-
-
“Break up? We had lunch together and walked around town. That’s hardly a
-
relationship.”
-
-
“Oh, please. It wouldn’t have been that hard.”
-
-
“Sego, really. I can understand why you’re mad, and you’re right, I should have
-
explained things to you.”
-
-
“If you’re trying to apologize then you can just stop right there. I’m not
-
interested in your apology.”
-
-
“I’m just trying to explain what happened,” he said with a note of exasperation.
-
“I’ll offer my apologies all the same, though. You can take it or leave it.”
-
-
“I’ll leave it,” she snorted. “You’re an insensitive clod.”
-
-
“Fair enough. I probably was in this instance.”
-
-
“Now, if you’ll excuse me.”
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-
“Why are you here?” Anon asked as she stood, and the question made her stop.
-
-
“Why else would I be in Canterlot?” she threw back at him.
-
-
It took Anon a moment to recall what she had said before. “Your Grandma?”
-
-
“She passed away four days ago.”
-
-
“Oh,” Anon said softly. “I’m so sorry.”
-
-
“I doubt that. But thanks for the sentiment, I suppose. Anything else?”
-
-
“Just that I don’t want us to end our friendship like this, with you storming
-
off in anger. I’d like to talk about what happened, and to help you through
-
whatever it is you’re feeling.”
-
-
“Was there a part of you that had any interest in me, even in the slightest?”
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she asked in a small voice.
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-
“Yes, there was,” he answered truthfully. “That night, when I returned to the
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palace, I actually wept over what I couldn’t have. I felt horrible that I
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couldn’t have you.”
-
-
Sego turned to face him fully again. “You’re not just telling me that, are you?”
-
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“Honest to Luna, that’s the pure truth,” he replied. “I really thought we could
-
have had something, before I found out I was bound to Celestia because of
-
everything. Had that law not been in effect, I would have pursued you.
-
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“But, if I hadn’t booped Celestia’s nose there was a good chance I wouldn’t have
-
ever met you, either. The only reason I was where you were that day was because
-
Celestia told me to check out the museum. It wouldn’t have happened otherwise.”
-
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Anon allowed Sego to think this over for a moment, and then he continued. “If
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you want to be mad at me, that’s fine. But don’t be mad because the relationship
-
didn’t work out. Even if we had been given the opportunity to try and be
-
something more serious, who says it could have been? There’s a chance we could
-
have hated one another. With things the way they are now, we can still be
-
friends, or at least I would like to still be your friend.”
-
-
Sego sniffled and wiped her nose on her arm. “You should have told me what was
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going on.”
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-
“I should have, yes. I won’t deny that.”
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“You shouldn’t have led me on.”
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“I’m still not quite sure how I did. I was being a friend, nothing more and
-
nothing less.”
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-
Sego paused, and her wings ruffled a bit. “I’m still mad at you.”
-
-
“You can be mad for as long as you like. But at least understand that whatever
-
harm I inflicted wasn’t intentional.”
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Sego’s gaze turned to her hooves. “I suppose I might have put more into what was
-
between us than I should have. You were just the first person who ever treated
-
me kindly. Most just think of me as some kind of… well…”
-
-
“Then they are dead wrong,” Anon offered. “You are more than whatever they
-
thought, and eventually you will find the one meant for you. One of the greatest
-
things I’ve learned from this whole mess is that the future might not be what
-
you thought it would be, but there’s a good chance it can be something even
-
better, if you let it. If Destiny has it out for me, then I’m sure there’s
-
something for you too.”
-
-
“I don’t know if I can believe that.”
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“I think you’ll be surprised,” he offered. “I know I was.”
-
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Sego didn’t say anything back. Anon let a mental sigh go across his mind, and
-
then he decided to have this end, one way or the other.
-
-
“I can introduce you to Celestia, if you’d like. I know she’d like to meet you.”
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Anon smiled in happiness when Sego looked back up at him with a small grin. “You
-
could? I’ve always wanted to meet her.”
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-
“I can. I do have an in with her now, after all.”
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-
“That was lame,” Sego replied with a small laugh. “Will it be awkward for you?”
-
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“No. Celestia knows all the details of what happened that day. We’ve made our
-
peace with it. Maybe now you can be at peace with what happened too.”
-
-
“I hope so. And I hope what you said is true. I just want to be happy, y’know?”
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“We all do. The only problem is sometimes happiness isn’t where we think it’ll
-
be, and we have to look for it a little bit.”
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“And sometimes it comes up and smacks you in the face like a wet jellyfish.”
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“Sometimes, yes,” he chuckled.
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“Thanks,” she offered.
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“That’s what friends are for.” He smiled, and they shared a hoof-to-fist bump.
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“Anon?” Celestia’s voice called out. “Who’s this?”
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Anon smiled deeper as Sego Lily bowed before her princess. “My dear, this is
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Sego Lily. She’s been dying to meet you.”
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Celestia offered a warm smile as Sego straightened. “You have? Well, I hate to
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keep you waiting! It is a pleasure to meet you too.”
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“I can see why you liked her,” Celestia remarked to Anon as she gently lowered
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the sun. “Sego is quite a nice mare. You would have done well if you had gone
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with her.”
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“I suppose so.” He shrugged inside her wing.
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“Do you still think about her?” she asked gently. “Do you still think about what
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could have been?”
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“No,” he instantly replied. Celestia gave him a curious look.
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“No?”
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“I hadn’t thought about her until I saw her in the gardens. I think it’s
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something like when I asked you if you thought about being a commoner. There’s
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no real point in doing so, since it’s not going to happen. I’d much rather spend
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the time thinking about you.”
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“You are a shameless flatterer,” Celestia chuckled. “But I love it. You have my
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royal sanction to continue to do so.”
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“Oh, really?” he asked, and he leaned forward to draw closer to her ear. “Well,
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then…”
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Celestia giggled as he nipped her ear, then began to whisper into it. But after
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a moment, her cheeks started to go red, and after another playful nip Anon
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whispered something into her ear that made her eyes open wide and her wings pop
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straight up and out with a pomph. She gave her amazed and slightly embarrassed
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look Anon’s full view, and he simply chuckled a little when he saw her reaction
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in its totality.
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“I realized it when we were talking with Sego this afternoon. I know I’ve said I
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love you, and now I want to show you in a way that I haven’t yet.”
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“Are you sure?” she asked. “I don’t want you to feel rushed at all. You don’t
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have to do this just to make me happy. I already am.”
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“And I am happy with you as well, in a way that I could never be on my own. I
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would like to show you now, and I am as ready as you are.”
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“Then we run the risk of the sun rising sooner than it should,” Celestia
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whispered to him.
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“Let it,” he whispered back, and he began scratching in her mane. “Let it be as
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bright as noon, so everypony knows how deeply I love and care for you. Let it
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burn, let it soar. I never want anyone to ever doubt my true feelings for you,
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and I will never let you forget how much I care for you. I will be yours,
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forever and always, if you will be mine.”
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“My dear, sweet Anonymous,” she whispered back as she nuzzled his neck tenderly.
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“You will never doubt my love for you either. I will give you the one thing that
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I have never fully given to any other: my heart. It is yours, completely, to
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have and to keep.”
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Princess Celestia, Ruler of Equestria, Matron of The Sun and Mare of The Morning
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awoke feeling like she never had before. The morning air was cool and
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refreshing, birds were tweeting joyfully as they danced among the bushes and
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trees outside, and there was an energy in the air that simply had never been
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there before.
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There was also the slight hint of sweat that wafted up from the cushions when
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she stretched out her front legs, and a blush tickled its way across her cheeks
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when she recalled what had transpired the night before. Twice.
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For a short time after the founding of Equestria, Celestia had listened in on an
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innumerable number of ‘mare talk’ sessions between both nobles and chambermares,
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and the accompanying stories of late-night rendezvous and succulent sweet
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nothings had been so steamy that she eventually had to start excusing herself
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from them. If the truth was to be told, Celestia did feel a twinge of jealousy
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and anger towards these fortunate females. While they were living life to its
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fullest, she was forced to play ‘Keep Away from Iron Hoof,’ and she had feared
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what might happen to her hopes and dreams if she were to be ever caught in an
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illicit affair.
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As the years rolled by, she had forged a barrier around her heart. It was a
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grand fortress that allowed admittance to none save Luna and her family, and she
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learned how to find a measure of joy in the success of the mares who possessed
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what she did not. By the time of Luna’s banishment, her feelings were so tightly
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controlled by her duties and devotion to her ponies that she had stopped
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thinking about intimate love all together, and thus it had remained for a
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millennia.
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But in one glorious evening, Anonymous had completely and utterly obliterated a
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thousand years of work.
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She smiled slightly to herself and gave a short hum of satisfaction. Her Anon
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had given her a fruit most succulent, and now she no longer had to suppress or
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ignore the cravings she felt. With him, she would experience a joy beyond
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compare, and if the residual tingling in her hooves were any indication, this
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joy would take both of them out past Luna’s stars.
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She gave a loving glance down to her lover, her prince, and best of all, her
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husband. His body was still pressed closely against her, and an adorable smile
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of contentment resided on his face.
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“You didn’t take your medicine last night.”
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She jumped a bit at his husky voice, but she laughed outright as his smile
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brightened and he peaked one eye at her.
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“I will admit I was a bit eager to get to bed.” She smirked, but then a hoof
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went before her nose in alarm when she realized what his statement meant. “Oh
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no! Don’t tell me…”
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“If you did I slept right through it.” He chuckled, then angled his head down to
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kiss her, despite having morning breath that could kill a chimera, and she
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gladly indulged in his invitation.
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“Think we’ll ever be able to match what happened?” Anon asked when they finally
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pulled apart.
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“I certainly hope so. Last night was…”
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She paused, and a pleased smile grew for both of them.
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“Woof.”
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Anon simply nodded in agreement with a chuckle.
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“Sadly, we have other things to do today.” Celestia whispered as she nipped his
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hair. “I would love to stay like this but I’m afraid we can’t.”
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“Pesky things and their doing-ness.” Anon muttered in contentment, and a low
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groan of pleasure bubbled out of his throat while Celestia continued to nip and
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tug.
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Celestia had a thought come to her as she nibbled through Anon’s hair, something
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additionally she could do to show in a small way how deeply she cared for him.
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She mulled it over while she moved through his hair, but by the time she had
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finished she was sure. “Anon, do you want to help me raise the sun today?”
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“Don’t I do that every morning?”
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“Mm, no, not like before,” she hummed. “You have given me something I will
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treasure forever, so I wish to show you something too. Here, come with me.”
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Anon stretched quickly before rising, and he trailed Celestia out onto the
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balcony. Instead of turning to the east like she always did, Celestia instead
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faced him with a warm smile.
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“Think you can go on a short trip with me?” Celestia asked.
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Anon glanced around. “Where are we going?”
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Celestia smiled, and her magic wrapped around him gently. “Up.”
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Anon whooped a bit as Celestia took flight and brought him along with her. She
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made no special moves or course corrections, she simply shot straight up until
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they had reached an altocumulus cloud that seemed to be many miles above
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Canterlot. Anon gasped a bit in awe as he took in the panoramic scene before
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him, and he didn’t even notice that he was standing on the cloud unaided.
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“This is incredible,” he softly said. “How high up are we?”
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“Oh, only about six thousand feet or so,” Celestia chuckled. “This is just about
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the upper limit for the Weather Department. There are a few crazy ponies who go
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even higher, but only after a lot of training and conditioning.”
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“Wow,” he softly exclaimed. “I wish I had my notebook.”
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“You do?”
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“Yeah. I’ve never… I mean…”
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“Describe it for me, please?”
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“Are you sure? It’ll be rough since I can’t edit and proofread, but…”
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Oh, that blissful face! It would take an army of changelings to keep him from
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fulfilling the wishes of that most beautiful face.
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“The countryside is now awash in the glow of the twilight of morn, and nature is
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still,” he began. “The view from here is near infinite, and all is accented most
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admirably the soft magentas, pinks and blues that now bathe the scene with a
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subtle and yet elegant touch of nobility.
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“The rolling greens add to the picture, cascading across and along in such a way
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that all before it must bow in respect to the calm and respectful strength that
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it naturally holds,” Anon continued. Celestia gave one of the largest smiles she
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had ever given in her life when she noticed that his view was not on Equestria,
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but on her. “All of this blends into a perfect union of harmony, and for the man
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who finds himself in the presence of such vibrancy the words to fully describe
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the singularity of beauty simply do not exist. Here, in the pastel paints of the
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morning, there is the totality of meaning, of desire, of passion and of
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devotion. Here, in this moment, is where I find I have truly found Home.”
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“Not bad at all, my dear Anon.” She giggled, and she gave him a nip on the neck
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in gratitude.
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“Thanks. So, how exactly am I supposed to help you? I thought you said only a
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princess could raise the sun.”
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“Yes, but I never said no one could help me.”
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“So, but…” he stalled. “But I can’t help you. I don’t have magic.”
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“Yes you do,” she whispered.
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“Ambient magic?” he asked, and she nodded. “But? But how can that help?”
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"Ambient magic is not just tied to the land. It can also manipulate other
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things, if it tries.”
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“I think I was sick the day they explained that in school.”
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"Here. Turn to the east.”
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“All right,” he replied as he did so.
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“East would be to your left, love.”
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“Oh. Right.” He chuckled with a bit of embarrassment.
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“Now, reach out towards the sun.”
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“With my arms?”
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“With your heart,” she replied. “In the same way your love reaches out to me.”
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Anon smiled and attempted to do as his beloved had instructed. He focused on the
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feel of the sun, the warmth and the light and how it moved across the sky in its
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prescribed manner, and he let his heart yearn for that which Celestia commanded.
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It took a moment of concentrated effort, but when he did feel his own ingrained
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magic connect with the power of the sun he staggered a step or two back in
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amazement. He could feel it! He could feel the power that would bow to no other
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celestial object, the strength that supported life for all who dwelled under it,
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and the heat that could incinerate all who approached unaware unless it was
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tempered, controlled. This was the heat he had known all his life, the heat that
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both baked bread and warmed hearts.
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The heat of passion that he now felt towards Celestia.
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“I feel it,” he whispered to Celestia. “It’s incredible.”
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Her horn lit as she stood side-by-side with him, and he felt her magic begin to
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weave in with his. The weft and the warp of the two magics into one was as
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intense and yet resplendent as anything his mortal mind could ever possibly
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comprehend. He realized that if he would remain so intertwined with his wife—if
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he never allowed anything to tear what had just been woven between them—then he
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could not and would not ever want for anything.
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She would give him everything he could ever need, want, and more.
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“Bring it up, my love,” Celestia stated with a broad smile.
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And when he attempted to do so, Anonymous felt something. With the sun rising
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under the combined power of his wife and himself, he felt a magic surge that
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penetrated his whole being. It moved through him, enveloped him, and caressed
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him in a way that only Celestia’s magic could. From his head to his toes, and
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from his arms to his legs he felt it.
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And there was only one other thing that could compare to the bliss he then felt.
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When he finally felt that the sun was in the proper position for the day, he
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gently lowered his arms, and then felt a small jolt of surprise when his legs
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again touched the cloud beneath him. He had been flying, in a literal way? How
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could that have been?
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“Anon!” Celestia called out with a gasp of surprise. “You! You’ve!”
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“What?” he asked.
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“You have a cutie mark!”
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Anon twisted around and looked at his flank. “It did?”
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Indeed, it had. A perfect replica of Celestia’s cutie mark now resided behind a
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book on his arm, and the pages bore words, words that Anon was unable to read.
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“Oh, Anon!” Celestia said with a happy sob.
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“Wow,” was the best word Anon could come up with to describe the situation.
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“This is… just… wow.”
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“Uh, Twilight? I normally don’t question the scientific method, but are you
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really sure this is going to work?” Anon asked with a nervous chuckle.
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“First off, the scientific method is a body of techniques for investigating the
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phenomena of our world. What I am doing simply one step in that process,” she
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replied while making sure the straps on Anon’s colander helmet were secure.
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“Secondly, I know this will work. The Whooves-Gait test is the most accurate and
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well-known cutie mark analytic test in existence.”
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Anon gave Celestia a worried look, and she returned a reassuring smile before
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replying.
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“She’s right. Besides, do you really think I’d let my faithful student do
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something that had the slightest possibility of harming you?”
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“I suppose not.”
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“Now, since I’m doing a test on your cutie mark you’re going to feel a slight
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tingle just under your skin.” Twilight handed Celestia a pair of welder’s
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goggles and placed a pair on herself. “This is normal, but please say something
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if you feel a burning sensation, all right?”
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“What’s with the goggles?”
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“Safety first!” she shouted. Celestia quickly pulled her goggles down over her
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eyes as Twilight reached for a large electrical lever, and Anon winced slightly
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when the switch was thrown with a slight maniacal laugh.
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The test was… well, it was bizarre. Anon squirmed a bit and tried to keep from
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laughing, but it wasn’t easy. It felt like someone had taken one of Celestia’s
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feathers and was somehow using that to make every square inch of him ticklish.
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Thankfully, it only lasted for about twenty seconds or so before Twilight
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switched the machine off again and moved eagerly to the printout that was now
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spewing from an opening on the side of the machine.
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“See?” Celestia offered. “Not that bad.”
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“It tickled,” he replied while trying to scratch everywhere. “That is normal,
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right?”
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“It is. I would actually be more worried if it didn’t.”
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“All right,” Twilight announced. She held the readout out for Anon to look at
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while she continued. “Your cutie mark is a cutie mark for sure. You are not
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suffering from cutie mark pox.”
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“That’s good to know,” Anon replied. “And?”
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“Well, that’s about it. There’s no anomalous readings.”
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“Again, good to know. But how did this happen?”
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“I think I have an idea,” Celestia said.
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“Yeah?”
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“Cutie marks indicate a special skill or talent that a pony has, but that
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doesn’t mean that they are locked into a certain position in life. Take Rarity
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for example: with a cutie mark of three gems one could infer that she is a
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miner, a jeweler, or a geologist. If you do not know her, it would be hard to
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believe that she is a seamstress and a fashion designer.”
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“Okay, I’m following you so far.”
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“So, you had no cutie mark, and you admitted that you were unsure of your place
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in the world. I think that you had chosen the first step along the path to your
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destiny, but there was more potential for you to fill.”
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“And... now I don’t follow.”
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“It’s a bit difficult to explain,” she said. “Let me try this way. When a pony
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gets their cutie mark, they usually understand why. A pony knows what skill or
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talent it was that is connected to it. But you had no cutie mark. You’ve said
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you were confused, and that you never felt like you belonged in the world of
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cooking, so there were still questions. Since you never found that clarity, your
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destiny remained in flux.”
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“So, I could choose my destiny?” he asked while Twilight was removing the
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helmet.
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“All ponies can choose their own destiny regardless of their cutie marks,”
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replied Celestia with a quiet giggle. “But we’ll save that for another time. For
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now, your choices affected your destiny, and now your cutie mark reflects it.”
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“So…” Anon thought out loud while taking a moment to make another awkward
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examination of his arm. “So, my destiny now is to be your husband?”
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“It would seem so.”
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“Not a bad destiny to have. What does the writing on the pages say?”
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“It’s a variation of the Alicorn law marriage clause, written in the old equish
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I used when I wrote it.” Celestia replied. “It says: ‘my nose now knows to whom
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it belongs, and I shall remain with her until the end.’”
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“That is severely cool. My nose is smarter than I thought,” Anon remarked while
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twisting to look at his other arm. “So let me make sure I’ve heard you right. My
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cutie mark reflects my new destiny with you.”
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“Yes.”
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“With whatever being a husband to Princess Celestia entails?”
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“Imagine what I have to teach you, and what we can learn together,” she replied
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with a nuzzle and nip of his neck.
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“That’s a pretty good destiny. I think I’d like to to keep that.”
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“I believe that means you have to keep me,” Celestia said with a small purr.
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“Oh, how horrible,” Anon replied in faux agony while gently petting Celestia’s
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neck. “I have to keep the most wonderful mare in existence? However will I
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manage it?”
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“A good question. How will you keep me?”
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“Tenderly,” he replied softly. “Gently, and with respect. I will keep you by
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showing you my love, in all the ways I can think of and hopefully in some ways
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that I can’t think of at the moment. I will tell you how much I love you, daily,
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and I will do whatever I can to make sure you are happy. I will be the husband
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you deserve, that you need, and if I ever am not, I will work with you so that I
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am.”
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“A lofty goal,” she replied with a nip in his mane. “But may I add one thing?”
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“Of course.”
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“Be my equal,” she whispered in feathery light tones. “Don’t be my slave, or my
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servant. Work with me, together. Don’t let me pull too much of the load, but
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don’t pull more than you should either. We are partners now, and a dual-yoke
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cart only moves forward if both pull evenly.”
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“Partners.” Anon moved to look her square in the eye. “I like that. Partners in
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love, partners in deed, partners in life, and partners in government. I’d even
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go so far as to be partners in crime with you.”
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“Good thing I’m not that type,” she replied.
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“Oh, there might be a naughty bit in there somewhere,” Anon said with a
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mischievous bite of her neck. “If there is, I’ll find it.”
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“I have no doubt you will,” she laughed.
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“Shall we return now? I do believe we still had some meetings planned for this
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afternoon.”
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“In due time, my Anon.” Celestia replied with a kiss. “All in good time. But
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first, I think we should discuss those grandfoals your mother wanted…”
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“NOT IN HERE!” Twilight protested. “Goodness, there’s a baby dragon here!”
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> Bonus - Nightmare Night Special! >
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“Nightmare Night?” Celestia asked with concern.
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“Yeah!” Anon exclaimed with a prancing tapdance down the hallway while snagging
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the helmet from the nearest guard. He then placed it on his own head, but the
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intended effect would have worked better if he had put it on the right way. “Why
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not?” he asked through the ear hole.
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“I don’t know, love,” Celestia replied, and her ears folded back slightly. “It’s
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not exactly an anniversary I like to recall.”
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“Well, then we change the meaning,” Anon said. “Just like how the Summer Sun
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Celebration is different now.”
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Celestia’s face was still set in concern. “That’s different. Changing a holiday
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to commemorate the return of your sister is one thing. How do we change the
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meaning of the day my sister became corrupted, and at my hooves?”
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“Well, It’s not about your sister, I would argue,” he said softly while removing
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the helm and returning it to its proper owner. “It’s about the legend of
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Nightmare Moon. I never have heard anyone refer to Luna at all when they
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celebrate it, and we could argue Luna is dressing up like Nightmare Moon for
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Nightmare Night. Besides, you have to admit it would be fun to go play some
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games with the Elements and to just relax for an evening.”
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“It does sound fun,” she admitted, and she gave his nose a kiss. “All right.
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I’ll try it, but only because you’re cute.”
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He gave her a broad grin and returned her kiss. “Thanks. If it turns out you
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hate it, I’ll never bring it up again.”
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Celestia then tapped a hoof against her chin in thought. “You know, I think I
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might even have a costume idea…”
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* * ✹ * *
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“Anon, love? Are you almost ready?” Celestia called out from the bathroom.
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“How do they get this stuff on so quickly again?” Anon shouted back. Celestia
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finished applying the last of her fake eyelashes with a smile as he continued.
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“I’m not even sure if I’ve got it on frontwards or backwards.”
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She chuckled at his frustration and she blinked rapidly to ensure the eyelashes
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were on securely. Once she was satisfied with her appearance, she strode out
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into the main room where she found Anon struggling with a buckle on his modified
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set of royal guard armor.
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“Here, let me help,” she offered, and her magic quickly straightened out the
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strap and buckled it for him.
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“Thanks,” he offered, but then he snickered a bit as he saw her completed
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costume. “I still can’t believe you’re willingly dressing up as a giraffe.”
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“The giraffe is a noble species with exceptional taste in leaves,” she said with
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a sniff of haughtiness and a sly grin. “Besides, it plays well to my physical
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attributes, and from what I’ve heard everypony is going as a clown this year so
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I’ll be different.”
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“Well, you’ve got me there,” he said as he grabbed his helmet. “Are you going to
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hide your horn and wings?”
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She nodded, and with a small pulse of magic they disappeared from view. Anon
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took a moment to look over his wife, and he had to admit she’d done a good job.
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The spots running up her back and neck contrasted nicely against her now yellow
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body, the ossicones sat nicely in her mane and in between her ears, and she’d
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even wrapped part of her tail up in faux fur to complete the look.
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“You look good,” he offered. “I’d almost bet some ponies don’t even recognize
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you.”
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“Thank you,” she said with a toss of her mane and a giggle. “Are you ready? It’s
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just about time to go.”
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“Just need my hat.” He placed it on his head with a grin. He then felt a small
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tingle go through his skin, and when he looked back over himself he found he now
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looked exactly like the other guards. “Ah, I see you got me a fully functional
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set of armor. It's pretty impressive that it can turn even me into a guard
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stallion. How do I look?”
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“Like a Guard.” She chuckled. “I’ll have to make sure I don’t lose you in the
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crowd.”
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“I don’t suppose there will be too many guards there. Even if so, I’ll stay
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close.”
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“Good. I think having my knight by my side will be most helpful.”
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Anon gave her a curious glance. “Helpful?”
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“I have never liked Nightmare Night, love. Who wants to celebrate the loss of a
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beloved family member? All it has done in the past is remind me of the loss of
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Luna. I’m only partaking now because you asked me nicely and because I would
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like to move to a different viewpoint on the whole thing. I don’t like feeling
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how I feel about this night. I want to enjoy it with my little ponies, and the
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only way I see to do that is to participate in it with you.”
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“Hey, I’m sorry,” Anon said with an illusionary hoof on her shoulder. “I might
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have been a bit too forceful in participating in the festivities tonight. I
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didn’t fully appreciate your feelings on this. Really, we can just stay here.”
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“Thank you, but you didn’t force it.” She smiled and kissed him. “I want to do
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this.”
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“I tell you what: if it turns out that, for whatever reason, you want to leave
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we will. If you still hate Nightmare Night after this, I’ll never bring it up
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again.”
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“Fair enough,” she replied, and she gave him a quick kiss. “Thank you.”
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He gave her a warm smile and offered a hoof. “Shall we?”
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* * ✹ * *
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“Princess Celestia?”
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“Good evening, Twilight!” Celestia replied, as she and Anon stepped off of the
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chariot. “Happy Nightmare Night!”
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“Uh… thank you?” Twilight Sparkle replied. “Forgive me, but I really didn’t
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expect you to be taking part in Nightmare Night.”
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“Well, I am hoping to change that. Besides, Prince Anon tells me he likes those
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chocolate covered wafers.”
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“Oh. I’m a bit surprised he’s not with you.”
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“Who says I’m not?” Anon said.
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Twilight yelped, and she retreated a step. “Anon? You dressed up as a guard?”
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“Why not?” he said slyly. “Celly says I look good in armor.”
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“I just… okay.” She took a deep breath, then smiled. “I’m glad you’re both here,
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really. I think Spike is almost ready to go, so as soon as he comes out we can
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go check out the carnival.”
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“My sister is still planning on attending tonight, right?” said Celestia.
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“I haven’t heard otherwise,” Twilight replied. “Is that going to be an issue?”
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“No,” Celestia replied, but with a bit of hesitation behind the pleasant smile.
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“It will be fun to spend the evening with her.”
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“Oh, hey Princess!” Spike called out while he shut the door to the library. “I
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love your costume!”
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“Thank you! You look quite dapper as well.”
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Spike smiled smugly and straightened his top hat while twirling one end of his
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curled moustache. “Thanks. I didn’t go overboard, did I?”
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“Not at all,” Celestia replied with a glance over his freshly-pressed suit and
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tie. “I especially like the monocle. It makes you look very distinguished.”
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“Heh-heh, aw.” Spike laughed. “I thought it would match Rarity pretty good.”
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“Oh? Who is she going as?”
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“You,” Spike said with a dreamy laugh. “I even helped her find some gems to put
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in her mane and in the regalia she made.”
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“It sounds like a most detailed costume! I can’t wait to see it,” Celestia said,
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and they began walking towards town.
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“Hey, where’s Anon?” Spike asked. “He didn’t stay in Canterlot, did he?”
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“Boo.”
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“Wah!” Spike shouted, and then he clutched his chest. “Anon, dude! Don’t do
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that!”
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* * ✹ * *
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Celestia smiled in joy as she looked out and over the crowd that was assembled
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for the Nightmare Night Carnival. The entire town had turned out and the
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festivities had already begun, and she was pleased to hear the gentle sprinkle
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of conversation punctuated the occasional laugh from both adults and foals as
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they walked into the thick of it.
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Most of the costumes seemed pretty standard, with the common theme being animals
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of various varieties or clowns. A few were dressed as ghosts, vampires, or some
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other supernatural spook, and one pony had gone with a… well, a cardboard box,
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it appeared. She couldn’t suppress her smile as a few Anonymous costumes,
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complete with an imitation of his Celestial Crystal and suit, made their way
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around the stalls.
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“Wow!” Anon remarked while he scanned the crowd too. “I’m all over the place.
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Hey, is that Wysteria’s sister?”
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“Raven Inkwell, yes. The resemblance is rather uncanny, isn’t it?”
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“I wouldn’t be able to tell them apart except for the horn,” Anon replied. “But
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they both dressed up as vampires?”
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“Wysteria suggested it. She thought it would be fun to be identical, and Raven
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agreed.”
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Anon chuckled a little as both Raven and Wysteria laughed at a joke that had
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been shared. It was fun to see them dressed the same.
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“Howdy, Princess!” Applejack’s voice called out over the crowd. “That’s a mighty
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fine costume you picked out.”
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“Why thank you, Applejack!” Celestia said, but then she put a hoof to her chin
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in thought. “Now, don’t tell me. I think I remember this from one of the letters
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I was sent. Hm.”
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Applejack said nothing, but she did offer a smug smile.
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“Ah! Of course. The Mysterious Mare-Do-Well! Your exploits have become legendary
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among the staff in the palace.”
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“You told the staff about that?” Twilight asked.
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“Oh, only the highlights of course. I would never share your names. Most thought
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I had found one of Spike’s old comic books.”
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Anon made a mental note to himself to ask about that particular incident later.
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It sounded hilarious.
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“Heh, well, comics seem to be the popular thing this year.” Applejack laughed.
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“And clowns. I dunno why though.”
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“At least you know what a clown is,” Spike muttered. “Twilight had to go with
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something obscure again.”
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“Obscure?” Celestia asked. “She’s an Ursa Major. What is obscure about that?”
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“Thank you!” Twilight replied, with a smug grin for Spike. “See?”
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“Whatever,” he scoffed.
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“Well, care to try your hoof at bobbin’ for apples?” Applejack swept a hoof back
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towards the large barrel that held the game. “So far Bulk Biceps has the most
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apples at twelve.”
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“YEAH!” Bulk shouted from somewhere in the distance.
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Celestia drew back a little and had a playful grin on her face. “Are you sure
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this is an appropriate game for a princess?”
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Applejack scoffed. “Oh yeah. This is one of Princess Luna’s favorites. It’s good
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enough for ya. Question is, can yah handle it?”
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“There is only one way to find out,” Celestia said with a determined grin.
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* * ✹ * *
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For the next hour, Anon and Celestia had a fantastic and enjoyable time. The
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Princess managed to snag fifteen apples, but she also somehow managed to lose
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one set of her fake eyelashes in the water for a brief moment. Anon bested her
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in the spider toss game, but Celestia’s heart beat just a bit faster with joy
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when he ‘apologized’ with a large bundle of cotton candy that she was happy to
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share.
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“All right, every pony!” Mayor Mare eventually called out from the main stage.
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“It’s time for the annual Nightmare Night storytelling! Everypony who wants to
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hear a spooooky story, follow Zecora!”
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“At least the Mayor is actually spooky this year,” Spike remarked while he and
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Twilight began walking with Celestia and Anon. “That hockey mask is way better
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than what she usually comes up with, and the rusty machete is a nice touch.”
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“Spike!” Twilight admonished her young assistant.
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“What?” he replied with a defensive look. “I’m just saying she’s usually not
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that scary.”
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“Twilight? Oh, Twilight!” Rarity called out from somewhere in the crowd, and the
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five paused for a moment as a miniature Celestia worked her way towards them.
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Anon had to admit she’d done a good job: her wings looked fairly real and her
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mane was both spot-on for color and sparkle with the small diamonds that had
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been woven into it. The tail was close but still had the trademarked Rarity curl
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to it, but overall she had produced a very good... well, it was certainly not a
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copy of Celestia’s distinctive look. Rarity did not do copies. It was
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undoubtedly inspired by Celestia’s appearance, and had yielded a fashionable
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princess of its own.
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“Hello Princess!” Rarity said once she had caught up to them. “I must say, that
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is a fabulous costume!”
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“Why, thank you!” Celestia replied with a chuckle. “And I love yours as well.
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Care to stand in for me at the next ribbon cutting I have scheduled?”
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“Ah, well.” Rarity waved a dismissive hoof, but she was obviously pleased with
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the praise. “Just a little makeup and papier-mâché is all this is. Besides, I’m
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not much of a princess without my prince! Have any of seen my Spikey-Wikey? He
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promised to escort me to the storytelling.”
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“Ah, my lady!” Spike popped out and bowed deeply to Rarity. “I was hoping I
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might find you here. Shall we away?”
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“Oh, Spike! Aren’t you just the most precious thing!” Rarity cooed and giggled.
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Anon giggled a bit himself as Celestia rolled her eyes. “Please, let us away
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indeed!”
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Spike offered his arm, Rarity eagerly took it, and the two walked out and ahead
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of the others.
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“Those two are horrible.” Twilight chuckled.
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“But sweet as well,” Anon added.
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“Yeah.”
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The walk to the statue of Nightmare Moon was a short one, but Celestia held back
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and allowed everypony else to fill in the area in front of them first. Anon
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didn’t mind this, he simply leaned into his wife, and she gave him a quick
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nuzzle.
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“Holding up all right?” Anon asked.
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“Yes. I think so,” she said. “I am slightly concerned about this, though.”
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“Just say the word and we’re gone,” Anon said firmly, and Celestia saw both
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sorrow and resoluteness in his face. “Or don’t even do that. Just teleport away.
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I’ll understand.”
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“I don’t want to leave, though; I have enjoyed myself immensely. Let’s just see
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how it goes for now.”
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“All right,” he said with more than enough worry in his voice.
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A puff of smoke and a clap of thunder silenced the assembled crowd, and Zecora
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emerged from the white cloud with her usual white wig and spiders. She gave the
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audience a eerie glance before smiling devilishly. “Every year, we put on a
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disguise to save ourselves from her searching eyes.”
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Luna, I will not fight you! You must lower the moon!
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Celestia clamped her eyes shut. No, no, no. She wasn’t going to let the
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nightmare win.
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“But Nightmare Moon wants just one thing: to gobble up ponies in one quick
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swing!”
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I have but one royal duty now: to destroy you!
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No! That was over a thousand years ago! She had paid her penance! Luna was back,
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and in her rightful place!
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“Hungrily, she soars the sky. If she sees nopony, she passes by. So if she comes
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and all is clear, Equestria is safe another year!”
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Did you really expect me to sit idly by while they all basked in your precious
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light?
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“No!” Celestia muttered through gritted teeth. “I can beat this!”
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Dark clouds moved in across the sky, obscuring the moon and bringing a furious
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round of lightning rolling along with a wicked gust of wind through the tree
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branches.
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“Celly?” Anon’s hand gently touched Celestia’s shoulder, but she did not feel or
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hear him.
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“Fill up her belly with a treat or two, so she won’t return to come… eat you!”
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A wicked laugh, one that had haunted Celestia’s dreams for centuries and had
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tortured her soul like nothing else ever could rang out from the sky with a
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furious round of thunder.
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There can only be one princess in Equestria, and that princess… will be me!
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“No!” Celestia screamed, and that was more than enough to set off more screams
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from the terrified fillies and colts in the audience.
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“Twilight!” Anon shouted.
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There was a flash and the familiar twist of teleportation magic, but then all
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was still. Crickets chirped their ode to the night over Celestia’s raw and
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ragged breathing, the cool night air caressed her coat and gently tickled the
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feathers of her wings, and a warm pair of arms wrapped around her neck while
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tears dripped from her love’s cheeks to her neck.
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“I’m so sorry.” Anon’s soft words soothed away her agony and calmed her harried
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soul. “I should never have brought you here.”
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Celestia’s wings instinctively went to cover her Anon. Her tears mingled with
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his, and she felt his love permeate throughout her whole system. In fact, it
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only took a few moments of consolation before she was able to sit back and look
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him in the eye.
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“Thank you,” she said with a kiss.
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“We should go. I’ve tortured you enough tonight.”
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Celestia gently shook her head. “No. I want to stay, and you haven’t tortured
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me.”
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“You do?” he replied to her.
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“I’ve had a lot of fun here, Anon. I’ve loved talking with my little ponies, the
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games have been delightful, and I’ve been able to spend time with you. We maybe
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should have skipped Nightmare Moon’s entrance, but I think the rest of the night
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will be fine. Please, let’s stay.”
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“If you really want to, then,” he replied. “But…”
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She kissed him to silence him. “No buts. You and I are going to go have fun.
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Besides, we haven’t gotten any of those chocolate wafers yet.”
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“It hurt though, didn’t it?” he whispered.
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“Nightmare Moon will always hurt me, I think. I… I started reliving it, love. I
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was going back, hearing her words of denouncement and feeling the panic and
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horror that I felt then. It was… it was painful.”
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“Sister?” A familiar and welcome voice disturbed their little snuggle.
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Celestia smiled deeply and released Anon so she could face Luna. “Happy
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Nightmare Night, Sister.”
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Luna glanced over Celestia’s costume with a smirk. “A giraffe? Really?”
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“I like giraffes. They’re cute.”
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Luna and Celestia then hugged. “I think I scared you when I entered as the
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Nightmare. I caught a glimpse of you before Twilight teleported you away.”
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“Perhaps a little.”
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“Know this, then: you are not the same mare you were then, just as I am not.”
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Luna then looked her sister square in the eye. “And I do not hold you
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responsible for what happened. I alone chose the Nightmare.”
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“But I drove you to it,” Celestia whispered, and her head dipped in shame.
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“No. I drove myself. Celly, you could have given me the sun itself and it
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wouldn’t have been enough. The only way you could have appeased me is by forcing
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our little ponies to worship me, and I realize now that such a thing should not
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and will not ever be. You were right.”
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They both sniffled and fought back tears with this, and Anon simply stood aside
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with a smile. It was a touching moment of divine sisterly-ness, and it did warm
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and fluttery things to his heart that he was accepted enough to be present when
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both rulers of Equestria let down their manes to just be as they once were, and
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would be into the future.
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“Thank you, Luna. I disagree with you in one area; there were many things I did
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wrong. But to endlessly review them does no good to either of us. This should be
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a night of merriment, so let us all go and be merry.”
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“A wise idea,” Luna said. “Anon? Shall we away?”
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“Let us away,” he quipped as he marched up between them. “Though I think I left
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my helmet back at the statue.”
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“I’m sure Twilight will bring it to us.” Celestia smiled. “Now then. Where are
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we?”
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* * ✹ * *
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The rest of the evening turned out to be a blast. Celestia and Luna had fun
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challenging each other in the various games, though both were playfully
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indignant when Anon managed to haul out twenty two apples in the bobbing apples
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game. Any candy that was presented to Luna—or, Nightmare Moon, to be accurate—by
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the fillies and colts of town was split evenly with Celestia and Anon, and all
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three enjoyed dancing with the music being provided. Celestia cheered the
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loudest, in fact, when the Pony Tones finished their special Nightmare Night
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Review, but Luna cheered almost as loudly as Celestia did.
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Almost.
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It was near midnight when the party finally began to wind down, and though all
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the visiting Royals were sad to have such a fun night end, they were pleased
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they had been a part of the festivities and they made sure to thank everypony
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for such a wonderful time before departing. As they took off into the sky to
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return home, Celestia gratefully wrapped one wing around Anon and gave him a
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quick nuzzle of appreciation.
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“This was a fun night. We should do it again next year,” Celestia said happily.
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“We should, but I think we’ll skip the story of Nightmare Moon next time.”
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“I agree.” She laughed.
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“So… how permanent is that dye?”
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“Why do you ask?” Celestia questioned back.
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“Well, I was just imagining you going to day court like that. You might summon a
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Discord if you do.”
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“Mm, maybe I will then,” she replied, with another quick kiss. “He hates public
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displays of affection, so it would be the perfect way to torture him.”
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Anon let out an undignified snort of amusement. “You are too much sometimes. I
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love you.”
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“And I love you, my Anon.”
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