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Fractional Mares

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Created: 2022-05-20 13:55:05
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  1. [ Dance Revolution ]
  2.  
  3. Pinkie Pie: I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not going to eat fewer sweets!
  4. Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, your blood sugar levels are just TOO DAMN HIGH! I have no idea how you don't have diabetes right now, but if you keep this up you're gonna get SUPER-DIABETES or something!
  5. Pinkie Pie: Says Ms. Hayburgers! You probably just want to keep all the jawbreakers and lollipops for yourself!
  6. Twilight Sparkle: Shut up! By the authority of my royal decree I am hereby GROUNDING you from eating any more sweets!
  7. Pinkie Pie: Royal decree?!? You're not my Princess! I declare a revolution! A dance revolution!
  8.  
  9. So the princess doesn't want you
  10. To eat as much toffee as you can
  11. Come to terms, 'cause we don’t have to
  12. Follow her, 'cause I've got a plan
  13. In the castle at midnight
  14. Bringin' me and my crew
  15. Sparkle's looking for a fight,
  16. (And she better get ready, 'cause)
  17.  
  18. It's a dance revolution; bring your funky moves,
  19. 'cause we're not stopping 'til the battle for our chocolate is through
  20. It's regime evolution; stick it to the feds
  21. 'cause we are burnin' down the house and putting Sparkle to bed.
  22. Chaos and confusion, strength of funky fight
  23. Yes we party for our licorice, fighting for our rights.
  24. It's a dance revolution; carpe-ing our day
  25. You want my chocolate well then Pinkie-funking molon lave.
  26.  
  27. Now you know I didn't want to,
  28. But takin' my taffy's a step too far.
  29. Now you're forcin' my hoof,
  30. And my groovin' will leave scars.
  31. Oh, you shoulda knew,
  32. But now you got nowhere to go
  33. So you're gonna catch these moves,
  34. (And it ain't lookin' too good for you.)
  35.  
  36. Pinkie Pie: You never should've messed with Ponyville's number one party pony!
  37. Twilight Sparkle: Shut up! You are GROUNDED!
  38. Pinkie Pie: Ha! Get a load of this pony cam! You can't ground an Earth pony!
  39.  
  40. Fillies and gentlecolts! It warms my heart to see you all gathered here today!
  41. The Princess Sparkle wants to seize our caramel! Our gumdrops!
  42. She wants to make sure our foals will never taste almond joy!
  43. But we're never gonna let that happen! We're gonna take control! We're gonna fight for what's rightfully ours!
  44. So today I ask you to dance with me… as we move on the castle!
  45. Viva la revolucion!
  46.  
  47.  
  48. [ Mares and Snowpity ]
  49.  
  50. /mlp/ brings you mares mares mares and snowpity mares mares snowpity and snowpity
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  53. i stole as many as 40 keks so they gave me the electric mare | the mare witch project | three of a perfect mare | the mare necessities | you gave me a good mare there | a real mare devil | a true mare-ity | it's hip to be mare | life is short, have a mare | say your mares little one | a mare tire | i'll be out of your mare shortly | we won't come back until it's over over mare | the mare lair | down at the hardmare store | pyrex glassmare | universal healthmare | is this song mare related yet?
  54. death and despmare | premare for unintended consequences | loan formareance | exercising due mare | legally immared | ligament mare | rocket lawn-mare | we need to change the heads on that mare | kiss my derry-mare| are you a-mare of the ongoing cholesterol crisis? | you gotta share you gotta mare
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  56.  
  57.  
  58. [ Spirit of Speed ]
  59.  
  60. Searching for the win, the vision for her fight
  61. To take the gold and shine so bright
  62. Standing at the top, yeah that's the kind of thought
  63. she thought she needs to conquer all,
  64. But sometimes you fail,
  65. You're blown back by a gale
  66. The wind blows as it wills
  67. So will you cast off blame and start again
  68.  
  69. If you wanna break the limit,
  70. First you find the spirit
  71. Of speed that rests inside us all
  72. You gotta love the feelin' of
  73. Zippin, soarin', reelin',
  74. To get up even when you fall
  75.  
  76. Rackin' up the miles, your eyes are on the dial
  77. Just push it fast a little more
  78. You're livin' by the clock, you say
  79. you're never gonna stop,
  80. 'til you come out with highest score.
  81. But sometimes you've found
  82. The digits will let you down
  83. Don't give it out
  84. To the numbers when you can start again
  85.  
  86. If you wanna break the limit,
  87. First you find the spirit
  88. Of speed that rests inside us all
  89. You gotta love the feelin' of
  90. Zippin, soarin', reelin',
  91. To get up even when you fall
  92.  
  93. (Guitar Solo)
  94.  
  95. If you wanna break the limit,
  96. First you find the spirit
  97. Of speed that rests inside us all
  98. You gotta love the feelin' of
  99. Zippin, soarin', reelin',
  100. To get up even when you fall
  101.  
  102.  
  103. [ PIE DAY ]
  104.  
  105. Pie Day
  106. Our favorite kind of pastry
  107. Pop 'em in the oven and let 'em all bake
  108. Pie Day
  109. With fillings oh so tasty
  110. Just one bite will take you away
  111.  
  112. Just some CUPS OF FLOUR
  113. And some SALT A PINCH
  114. Makin' this pie ours
  115. Fill it how we wish
  116. Cut that butter up
  117. Folding up the dough
  118. Fillin' in that crust
  119. Bake it 'til crisp and gold
  120.  
  121. Nutty pecan pie,
  122. Or make it key lime
  123. Sweet and red in with cherry,
  124. a berry pie
  125. Mash those apples down
  126. Chop some rhubarb too,
  127. Take these pies to town
  128. Serve 'em up warm or cool
  129.  
  130. But keep in mind
  131. There's another meaning to pie
  132. But my friend Twilight
  133. Can explain that better than I
  134.  
  135. three point one four one five nine two six five three five eight nine seven nine
  136. three two three eight four six two six four three three eight three two seven nine
  137. five zero two eight eight four one nine seven one six nine three nine nine three
  138. seven five one zero five eight two zero nine seven four nine four four five nine
  139.  
  140. Take you to school, we're gonna learn about the mathematical pi
  141. Goes on and on, irrational, you know there's no end in sight
  142. (Gonna learn)
  143. Ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter, oh whoa
  144. Ratio of how far around to the crossin', circular
  145. (Circular)
  146.  
  147. 1,2,3,1,1,2,3,4,1,1,2,3,4,5,
  148. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9
  149. 1,2,
  150. 1-2-3-4-5-6-
  151. 1-2-3-4-5-
  152. 1-2-3-
  153. 1-2-3-4-5-
  154. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,
  155. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,
  156. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7
  157. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9
  158.  
  159.  
  160. [ Remembrance Jam (4everfreebrony cover) ]
  161.  
  162. Remembrance, part of every life
  163. Numerous regrets, the art of passing time
  164.  
  165. It is ponderous, willing to know my fate
  166. In its longest lingering while to wait
  167. I can see memory taken tolls
  168. I'm not ready, ready to let them go
  169.  
  170. Remembrance, part of every life
  171. Numerous regrets, the art of passing time
  172. Not one forgets spent nights of chasing days
  173. Eternal rest to witness being erased
  174.  
  175.  
  176. [ Bump The Thread ]
  177.  
  178. Analyzing heart rhythm.
  179. Do not touch the patient.
  180. Analyzing heart rhythm.
  181. Shock advised.
  182.  
  183. Threads pass by in seasonal waves
  184. Just like a looping tape
  185. Keyboard crust and desk blues buzz
  186. The board is gathering dust
  187. But 'fore you nod off, just you wait
  188. What's on the tenth fold?
  189. Take an action, just be bold
  190. Pads out and resuscitate,
  191. 'cause it ain't too late
  192. To defibrillate
  193.  
  194. Hey now, you gotta bump the thread
  195. (You've gotta bump the thread)
  196. Just like your grand old uncle said,
  197. Don't let that thing go red, hey
  198. Hey now, you gotta bump the thread
  199. (Before you go to bed)
  200. And even if the posts ran dry
  201. You just can't let it die
  202.  
  203. Hey now, you gotta slap that string
  204. (You've gotta slap that string)
  205. You're playin' up that bassy funk
  206. And get that crazy groove sunk
  207. Hey now, let's do our thing
  208. (Don't care how dead it seems)
  209. 'Cause if you bring a funky groove
  210. You'll get the dead to move
  211.  
  212. Now the show has run its course
  213. And that's all folks for Gen 4.
  214. But 'fore you say your "adios",
  215. you'll hear "was it kino"?
  216. Sunny wants to see your cock.
  217. Your imagination's fried
  218. Now your tap is running dry
  219. But there's duties, that you've got
  220. You can't let it drop,
  221. Give it a little shock, now.
  222.  
  223. Hey now, you gotta bump the thread
  224. (You've gotta bump the thread)
  225. Just like your grand old uncle said,
  226. Don't let that thing go red, hey
  227. Hey now, you gotta bump the thread
  228. (Before you go to bed)
  229. And even if the posts ran dry
  230. You just can't let it die
  231. Hey now, you gotta slap that string
  232. (You've gotta slap that string)
  233. You're playin' up that bassy funk
  234. And get that crazy groove sunk
  235. Hey now, let's do our thing
  236. (Don't care how dead it seems)
  237. 'Cause if you bring a funky groove
  238. You'll get the dead to move
  239.  
  240. So you're bumpin' up the thread, make your reply
  241. Keepin' it fresh like you're F5
  242. Slappin' and slippin' the string, with a null byte, be like
  243. (A segfault again?!? Fuck!)
  244. Keepin' a loose string, like Bootsy, confusing, 'cause she's cutesy Pinkie chewing gum.
  245. She's groovin' it thick as oozing smoothie, it's moving; it's bruising like an uzi gun,
  246. Attack it and drop it and slap it and pop it, she need no provin' cause she had the pops to jacuzzi 'em.
  247. We fillet and peel it, diminish, no skillet, just skill and appeal in the wrap, so say we sushi 'em.
  248. Bumpin' the thread, just jump on the head, and up in this shred you will remember September like it's the Night at the Museum
  249.  
  250. (Guitar Solo)
  251.  
  252. You can scream all you will,
  253. But the ride don't care if you have had your fill
  254. Keep your arms and legs inside
  255. This vehicle at all times
  256. Chains will take you up the hill
  257. Who knows how long
  258. In this crazy song
  259. Of mares that's happening still
  260. Just don't let it rest
  261. Just go bump the thread
  262.  
  263. Hey now, you gotta bump the thread
  264. (You've gotta bump the thread)
  265. Just like your grand old uncle said,
  266. Don't let that thing go red, hey
  267. Hey now, you gotta bump the thread
  268. (Before you go to bed)
  269. And even if the posts ran dry
  270. You just can't let it die
  271.  
  272. Hey now, you gotta slap that string
  273. (You've gotta slap that string)
  274. You're playin' up that bassy funk
  275. And get that crazy groove sunk
  276. Hey now, let's do our thing
  277. (Don't care how dead it seems)
  278. 'Cause if you bring a funky groove
  279. You'll get the dead to move
  280. {Slide your rump, everypony do the bump, bump, bump, bump}
  281.  
  282.  
  283. [ Vaporshy ]
  284.  
  285. Wandering in the night lights, wondering in my mind 'bout words we said
  286. Gazing darkness fills your head
  287. Lonely in the nighttime, trying as I might to run away.
  288. But sooner or later you're gonna face the day
  289.  
  290. No, kindness isn't always easy
  291. But you gotta keep its flame alive
  292. Try as much to see things
  293. In the best of lights
  294.  
  295. Trying to remember, they're not always saying what they mean
  296. But it works the same to pierce your feelings
  297. Sometimes they'll have bad days, sometimes a pony's lost her way
  298. But find the strength to bring them to the light
  299.  
  300. No, kindness isn't always easy
  301. But you gotta keep its flame alive
  302. Try as much to see things
  303. In the best of lights
  304.  
  305. Never let the shadows / make you think that's all there are
  306. Be the shining star
  307. If you want a brighter world then, you've gotta bring yourself into the light
  308. And what a sight
  309. Shine so bright
  310.  
  311. No, kindness isn't always easy
  312. But you gotta keep its flame alive
  313. Try as much to see things
  314. In the best of lights
  315.  
  316. No, kindness isn't always easy
  317. But you gotta keep its flame alive
  318. Try as much to see things
  319. In the best of lights
  320.  
  321.  
  322. [ stars_everywhere ]
  323.  
  324. Look in the night, there's stars everywhere (Wooh) (x5)

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