Fractional Mares

 

Pinkie Pie: I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not going to eat fewer sweets!

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, your blood sugar levels are just TOO DAMN HIGH! I have no idea how you don't have diabetes right now, but if you keep this up you're gonna get SUPER-DIABETES or something!

Pinkie Pie: Says Ms. Hayburgers! You probably just want to keep all the jawbreakers and lollipops for yourself!

Twilight Sparkle: Shut up! By the authority of my royal decree I am hereby GROUNDING you from eating any more sweets!

Pinkie Pie: Royal decree?!? You're not my Princess! I declare a revolution! A dance revolution!

 

So the princess doesn't want you

To eat as much toffee as you can

Come to terms, 'cause we don’t have to

Follow her, 'cause I've got a plan

In the castle at midnight

Bringin' me and my crew

Sparkle's looking for a fight,

(And she better get ready, 'cause)

 

It's a dance revolution; bring your funky moves,

'cause we're not stopping 'til the battle for our chocolate is through

It's regime evolution; stick it to the feds

'cause we are burnin' down the house and putting Sparkle to bed.

Chaos and confusion, strength of funky fight

Yes we party for our licorice, fighting for our rights.

It's a dance revolution; carpe-ing our day

You want my chocolate well then Pinkie-funking molon lave.

 

Now you know I didn't want to,

But takin' my taffy's a step too far.

Now you're forcin' my hoof,

And my groovin' will leave scars.

Oh, you shoulda knew,

But now you got nowhere to go

So you're gonna catch these moves,

(And it ain't lookin' too good for you.)

 

Pinkie Pie: You never should've messed with Ponyville's number one party pony!

Twilight Sparkle: Shut up! You are GROUNDED!

Pinkie Pie: Ha! Get a load of this pony cam! You can't ground an Earth pony!

 

Fillies and gentlecolts! It warms my heart to see you all gathered here today!

The Princess Sparkle wants to seize our caramel! Our gumdrops!

She wants to make sure our foals will never taste almond joy!

But we're never gonna let that happen! We're gonna take control! We're gonna fight for what's rightfully ours!

So today I ask you to dance with me… as we move on the castle!

Viva la revolucion!

 

 

[ Mares and Snowpity ]

 

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[ Spirit of Speed ]

 

Searching for the win, the vision for her fight

To take the gold and shine so bright

Standing at the top, yeah that's the kind of thought

she thought she needs to conquer all,

But sometimes you fail,

You're blown back by a gale

The wind blows as it wills

So will you cast off blame and start again

 

If you wanna break the limit,

First you find the spirit

Of speed that rests inside us all

You gotta love the feelin' of

Zippin, soarin', reelin',

To get up even when you fall

 

Rackin' up the miles, your eyes are on the dial

Just push it fast a little more

You're livin' by the clock, you say

you're never gonna stop,

'til you come out with highest score.

But sometimes you've found

The digits will let you down

Don't give it out

To the numbers when you can start again

 

If you wanna break the limit,

First you find the spirit

Of speed that rests inside us all

You gotta love the feelin' of

Zippin, soarin', reelin',

To get up even when you fall

 

(Guitar Solo)

 

If you wanna break the limit,

First you find the spirit

Of speed that rests inside us all

You gotta love the feelin' of

Zippin, soarin', reelin',

To get up even when you fall

 

 

[ PIE DAY ]

 

Pie Day

Our favorite kind of pastry

Pop 'em in the oven and let 'em all bake

Pie Day

With fillings oh so tasty

Just one bite will take you away

 

Just some CUPS OF FLOUR

And some SALT A PINCH

Makin' this pie ours

Fill it how we wish

Cut that butter up

Folding up the dough

Fillin' in that crust

Bake it 'til crisp and gold

 

Nutty pecan pie,

Or make it key lime

Sweet and red in with cherry,

a berry pie

Mash those apples down

Chop some rhubarb too,

Take these pies to town

Serve 'em up warm or cool

 

But keep in mind

There's another meaning to pie

But my friend Twilight

Can explain that better than I

 

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three two three eight four six two six four three three eight three two seven nine

five zero two eight eight four one nine seven one six nine three nine nine three

seven five one zero five eight two zero nine seven four nine four four five nine

 

Take you to school, we're gonna learn about the mathematical pi

Goes on and on, irrational, you know there's no end in sight

(Gonna learn)

Ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter, oh whoa

Ratio of how far around to the crossin', circular

(Circular)

 

1,2,3,1,1,2,3,4,1,1,2,3,4,5,

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9

1,2,

1-2-3-4-5-6-

1-2-3-4-5-

1-2-3-

1-2-3-4-5-

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,

1-2-3-4-5-6-7

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9

 

 

[ Remembrance Jam (4everfreebrony cover) ]

 

Remembrance, part of every life

Numerous regrets, the art of passing time

 

It is ponderous, willing to know my fate

In its longest lingering while to wait

I can see memory taken tolls

I'm not ready, ready to let them go

 

Remembrance, part of every life

Numerous regrets, the art of passing time

Not one forgets spent nights of chasing days

Eternal rest to witness being erased

 

 

[ Bump The Thread ]

 

Analyzing heart rhythm.

Do not touch the patient.

Analyzing heart rhythm.

Shock advised.

 

Threads pass by in seasonal waves

Just like a looping tape

Keyboard crust and desk blues buzz

The board is gathering dust

But 'fore you nod off, just you wait

What's on the tenth fold?

Take an action, just be bold

Pads out and resuscitate,

'cause it ain't too late

To defibrillate

 

Hey now, you gotta bump the thread

(You've gotta bump the thread)

Just like your grand old uncle said,

Don't let that thing go red, hey

Hey now, you gotta bump the thread

(Before you go to bed)

And even if the posts ran dry

You just can't let it die

 

Hey now, you gotta slap that string

(You've gotta slap that string)

You're playin' up that bassy funk

And get that crazy groove sunk

Hey now, let's do our thing

(Don't care how dead it seems)

'Cause if you bring a funky groove

You'll get the dead to move

 

Now the show has run its course

And that's all folks for Gen 4.

But 'fore you say your "adios",

you'll hear "was it kino"?

Sunny wants to see your cock.

Your imagination's fried

Now your tap is running dry

But there's duties, that you've got

You can't let it drop,

Give it a little shock, now.

 

Hey now, you gotta bump the thread

(You've gotta bump the thread)

Just like your grand old uncle said,

Don't let that thing go red, hey

Hey now, you gotta bump the thread

(Before you go to bed)

And even if the posts ran dry

You just can't let it die

Hey now, you gotta slap that string

(You've gotta slap that string)

You're playin' up that bassy funk

And get that crazy groove sunk

Hey now, let's do our thing

(Don't care how dead it seems)

'Cause if you bring a funky groove

You'll get the dead to move

 

So you're bumpin' up the thread, make your reply

Keepin' it fresh like you're F5

Slappin' and slippin' the string, with a null byte, be like

(A segfault again?!? Fuck!)

Keepin' a loose string, like Bootsy, confusing, 'cause she's cutesy Pinkie chewing gum.

She's groovin' it thick as oozing smoothie, it's moving; it's bruising like an uzi gun,

Attack it and drop it and slap it and pop it, she need no provin' cause she had the pops to jacuzzi 'em.

We fillet and peel it, diminish, no skillet, just skill and appeal in the wrap, so say we sushi 'em.

Bumpin' the thread, just jump on the head, and up in this shred you will remember September like it's the Night at the Museum

 

(Guitar Solo)

 

You can scream all you will,

But the ride don't care if you have had your fill

Keep your arms and legs inside

This vehicle at all times

Chains will take you up the hill

Who knows how long

In this crazy song

Of mares that's happening still

Just don't let it rest

Just go bump the thread

 

Hey now, you gotta bump the thread

(You've gotta bump the thread)

Just like your grand old uncle said,

Don't let that thing go red, hey

Hey now, you gotta bump the thread

(Before you go to bed)

And even if the posts ran dry

You just can't let it die

 

Hey now, you gotta slap that string

(You've gotta slap that string)

You're playin' up that bassy funk

And get that crazy groove sunk

Hey now, let's do our thing

(Don't care how dead it seems)

'Cause if you bring a funky groove

You'll get the dead to move

{Slide your rump, everypony do the bump, bump, bump, bump}

 

 

[ Vaporshy ]

 

Wandering in the night lights, wondering in my mind 'bout words we said

Gazing darkness fills your head

Lonely in the nighttime, trying as I might to run away.

But sooner or later you're gonna face the day

 

No, kindness isn't always easy

But you gotta keep its flame alive

Try as much to see things

In the best of lights

 

Trying to remember, they're not always saying what they mean

But it works the same to pierce your feelings

Sometimes they'll have bad days, sometimes a pony's lost her way

But find the strength to bring them to the light

 

No, kindness isn't always easy

But you gotta keep its flame alive

Try as much to see things

In the best of lights

 

Never let the shadows / make you think that's all there are

Be the shining star

If you want a brighter world then, you've gotta bring yourself into the light

And what a sight

Shine so bright

 

No, kindness isn't always easy

But you gotta keep its flame alive

Try as much to see things

In the best of lights

 

No, kindness isn't always easy

But you gotta keep its flame alive

Try as much to see things

In the best of lights

 

 

[ stars_everywhere ]

 

Look in the night, there's stars everywhere (Wooh) (x5)