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Welcome to /MLP/

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Created: 2022-06-06 10:03:04
Expiry: Never
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  1. Welcome to /MLP/
  2. Come and have a peek
  3. Just have a VPN installed and grab a comfy seat
  4. We’ve got masses of marecocks
  5. Some big and some small
  6. It’s quite alright because we’re sure that you’ll love them all
  7.  
  8. Welcome to /MLP/
  9. Hope you have a sock
  10. There are stallionhoods, and pony butts, and even sexy docks
  11. We see that you are manic
  12. A tiny bit stressed
  13. Just grab a little mare with a delicious flat chest
  14.  
  15. Welcome to /MLP/
  16. Clopping’s not a slur
  17. Would you like to fap to tender hooves or horses with soft fur
  18. They’re steamy
  19. And dreamy
  20. They want human D
  21. So grab some lube, whip off your pants, and then follow me
  22.  
  23. Welcome to /MLP/
  24. Slip your shorts aside
  25. Here’s a horse with giant titties
  26. Here’s a drone with a slick hide
  27. We’ve got changlings, and griffons, and yaks full of lust
  28. And we’ve got a bunch of CG animations of futa MILFs plowing each other
  29.  
  30. Welcome to /MLP/
  31. Grab ‘hold of your cock
  32. ‘Cause an Anon just drew pictures of kirin in a wok
  33. It’s well-made and silly
  34. And literally hot
  35. The secret spice is all the juicy plot in the pot
  36.  
  37. Get off - to an anthro
  38. Be disgusted, go to sleep
  39. Make yourself a sexy OC
  40. Maybe one that doesn’t stink
  41. Be a coomer, find the humor
  42. Take out loans you art consumer
  43. Or pick up a plush and groom her
  44. Paint a rainboom in your room and then you’ll -
  45. Make a pony princess costume
  46. Now attend a con
  47. Go find a girl and date her
  48. Just make sure it’s not your mom
  49. Which pastel equine are you?
  50. Take this funny test
  51. The fandom is autistic and all wish you the best
  52.  
  53. Can I peddle you some pony stuff?
  54. All of the time
  55. A little bit of pony stuff
  56. All of the time
  57. No hooves is a malady
  58. And cringing is a sublime
  59. Pony stuff and horsey muff
  60. All of the time
  61.  
  62. Can I peddle you some pony stuff?
  63. All of the time
  64. A little bit of pony stuff
  65. All of the time
  66. No hooves is a malady
  67. And cringing is a sublime
  68. Pony stuff and horsey muff
  69. All of the time
  70.  
  71. Believe it or not, it wasn’t always this great
  72.  
  73. Just a few years ago
  74. Airing on prime-time
  75. On the Hub and Hulu too, a cartoon did shine
  76. It drew in the spergs
  77. The weebs and nerds
  78. An autist or two
  79. We’d sing our praise and wait our days
  80. Debating
  81. On who, who, a waifu that’s new
  82. With a juicy flank and smile
  83. Our erections grew
  84. So we beat it and came
  85. Knowing just what to do
  86.  
  87. Just look at her - Mmmm
  88.  
  89. Look at her, her, her
  90. Not sure how it’s possible
  91. Her ass is wow
  92. Her face we’ll plow
  93. Hot damn - if we knew
  94. That the bun in her oven
  95. Was put there by you
  96. Could this have been your plan?
  97. You’ll need a family sedan
  98.  
  99. Hahahahahahaha
  100.  
  101. Can I peddle you some pony stuff?
  102. All of the time
  103. A bit of pony stuff
  104. All of the time
  105. No hooves is a malady
  106. And cringing is a sublime
  107. Pony stuff and horsey muff
  108. All of the time
  109.  
  110. Can I peddle you some pony stuff?
  111. All of the time
  112. A little bit of pony stuff
  113. All of the time
  114. No hooves is a malady
  115. And cringing is a sublime
  116. Pony stuff and horsey muff
  117. Pony stuff and horsey muff
  118. Pony stuff and horsey muff
  119. All of the time

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