anon tries to explain he's not gay


                                            Copied from https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18373200/#q18374067

                                            *Original author is Anon*

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                                            Prompt:

                                            I heard y'all been takin' a gander at some stallion beef. You know we here down at the farm don't take kindly to faggots..


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                                            >"Well, Anon? Care ta' change your mind?"

                                            "Applejack, I'm not gay, alright?"

                                            >"Good! Ah should hope not!"

                                            >She shudders.

                                            >"Jus' thinkin' about you an' my brother together makes me sick!"

                                            "...What?"

                                            >"Rollin' around in the barn, lustin' fer each other and tryin' to hide your moans."

                                            "Applejack."

                                            >"An' keepin' it a secret at the breakfast table every mornin', stealin' glances at each other over the conversation then quickly lookin' away."

                                            "AJ--"

                                            >"Makin' sure everyone in the house is asleep before sneakin' into each other's rooms."

                                            "This isn't--"

                                            >"An' makin' great efforts to keep your forbidden love hidden."

                                            >She tears up, the gun in her hoof shaking.

                                            >"B-but even though it's hard, and even though life keeps kickin' you both while you're down, you still have each other, you know? Ya just keep holdin' onto each other because the thought of curlin' up in the same bed as each other at the end of the day is the only thing that keeps you goin' anymore."

                                            "...Bu--"

                                            >"But then one day Granny finds out and kicks Mac an' you out the house so you have to take on the world together, an' at times your love seems strained but in the end you realise that even if you're homeless, as long as ya'll have each other that's all that matters and that your love is the only thing that makes sense in this world."

                                            >Applejack stares at you, tears rolling down her cheeks.

                                            "..."

                                            >"..."

                                            "You've given this, uhh, a lot of though."

                                            >"Ah've written a two hundred chapter story where I ship you an' mah brother together."

                                            "Th-that's nice, Applejack."

                                            >"Wanna read it?"

                                            >...

                                            "...Yes."