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*original author is Anon*
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Sunhorse wanted to watch an opera with you.
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When you get there, she starts throwing popcorn from your booth down into the audience, stealing glances back at you and smiling while she does it. Do you join her? Try to stop her? Or just laugh?
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>You look down over the edge of the balcony, watching the kernels land amongst the unsuspecting ponies. A surprising number miss completely, and the few that hit don't get a reaction
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>One, however, gets stuck in a pony's mane. You retreat from the edge, giggling with Celestia.
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"You're gonna get in so much trouble!"
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>"Oh? And who's going to come for me? My sister?"
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>She throws a kernel at you before returning to her mischief
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>The actors don't notice; it's probably impossible to see what's happening with the stage lights on them
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>You go back to watching Celestia, hoping one of the ponies will look up.
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>Eventually, she scores a hit on one of their ears
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>The struck pony looks back and forth, then up in Celestia's direction
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>She ducks back into the booth, grinning like a 2-year-old, covering her mouth with a hoof, doing everything she can to suppress her laughter
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>If this place carries sound at all, though, someone's gonna hear
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"They totally saw you."
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>"Shush! A master such as myself would never get caught."
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"Uh huh."
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>You go back to the edge of the booth, making like you're watching the opera when in truth you're wondering if the pony is still looking for the popcorn culprit
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>While you search, you hear the chime of magic
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>Your shirt collar is pulled back and you feel several kernels of popcorn dumped down your back
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>Spinning around, you glare at Celestia, who's sitting neatly in her chair, chewing, watching the opera like nothing's going on
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>Fuckin' Celestia
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>Arming yourself with a salvo taken from the bag Celestia bought you earlier, you toss a handful at her.
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>Using her magic, she deflects every projectile and the fall to the floor, unfulfilled in their purpose.
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>"Come now, Anon. That's no way to act at a venue such as this. Sit down and try to be mature for once."
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>This, coming from the princess of pranks
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>An idea pops into your head
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>Grinning, you take your seat next to her
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>You bring out the front collar of your suit and dump a bunch of popcorn down it
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>You then empty the rest of the popcorn into your sleeves
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>All the while, Celestia is watching from the corner of her eye, body still facing the opera as if she's paying attention to it
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>You know she's hiding her reaction, so you start to embellish
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>Starting with your shoulders, you brush the crumbs off your suit, making sure you look pristine but for the popcorn bulging under your clothes
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>A loose kernel pops out of your collar
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>Acting as if you've been shamed, you lean over and pick it up, returning it to its place
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"How uncouth of me, dropping my popcorn like that!"
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>That was the last straw
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>Celestia lets out a mighty guffaw, spraying spit into her hoof as she tries, in vain, to hide her humor
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>Score one for Anon
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>While basking in your victory, however, Celestia removes one of her hoofboots, licks the tip of her hoof and shoves it into your ear, twisting it
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>You jerk your head away
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>Did she just give you a wet willy?
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>Your answer is only more giggles
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