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Rape Shelter: Full Green / 20th - 29th
By RapeShelterCreated: 2022-08-06 07:55:13
Updated: 2022-08-28 11:56:26
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>20th.
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>Average day for Anon at the local Rape Shelter in Equestria
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>The Rape Shelter is a holy, sacred place, and you've been metagaming the hell out of it.
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>Did Fluttershy approach you, or look in your general direction?
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>Rape Shelter.
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>Did you, after consuming unhealthy amounts of Applejack's hard apple cider, have an out of body experience that let you know she was nearby?
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>Rape Shelter.
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>Did Rainbow warn you about Fluttershy's newest fetish guess, and the EXACT time she'll head to your home because she's an absolute bro?
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>Rape.
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>Shelter.
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>You'd have found yourself soaked in sweat, drool, and mare juices a long, LONG time ago without it.
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>Not even Twilight's scientific mind would be able to quantify the amount of bodily fluid.
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>The Rape Shelter is none other than Twilight's Castle.
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>And it "protects" you from that stupid, ridiculously determined, mare juice-dripping yellow horse.
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>One day, when you needed it the most, the castle "saved" you, and you ended up abusing it to avoid Flubbercry ever since.
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>It all started with that time you were helping Twilight out with an..."errand".
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>It's a long story, and what happened during it was so traumatizing that you haven't told anyone about it.
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>Mainly because it's your fault
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>She basically sent you on a reconnaissance mission for the sole purpose of studying Zecora.
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>Why?
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>Because Twilight is a massive racist, and wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole.
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>That would mean being in the presence of a "Zigger".
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>Or worse, talking to one.
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>It makes you wonder why she even bothered with that "School of Friendship" crap.
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>Then again, all of the students' tests had questions like, "In a short paragraph, describe why you're inferior to ponies in every single way".
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>Humans and Ponies are pretty much at top of their respective food chains, and maybe she can sense that.
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>Her disdain for anything that's not a pony, or you, isn't the only thing she shares with you, and the list is pretty damn long.
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>And unfortunately, Sluttershy also had a key role in this little mission.
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>You and Twilight have learned (the hard way) that predators, especially bears, hate the absolute SHIT out of you.
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>Not wanting her brand new monkey friend to get ripped apart on his way through Everfree Forest, she teamed you up with the animal hoers.
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>No bear, wolf, lion, or any other dangerous creature would maul you to death if Fluttershy was there to calm them down.
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>Any other time was different, as you could honestly just walk away from her.
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>Or, you know, physically defend yourself like that "one" time.
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>Thinking about it now makes you quake in your boots.
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>That time, however, you would eventually find yourself at Fluttershy's mercy.
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>You and Wubadubdub gathered all of your data, found out what a "marefare check" was, and hightailed it out of there before Zecora spotted you.
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>Animals hate you just as well as they can sense you, but it seemed like that trip through the forest would've been painless that time.
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>If you can call having to pry Fluttershy's face away from your crotch, and hearing her sniff you from afar painless.
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>To your horror, TWO bears came out of seemingly nowhere, and you almost unironically shat yourself.
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>You've seen the bullshit Fluttershy can pull with animals, but you were still scared for your life at the time.
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>That's when Rapetholomew I of Rapestantinople initiated her fool-proof plan.
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>While you were farting, shitting, and cumming out of fear, Fluttershy turned to you.
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>You'll never forget the words she said to you afterwards.
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>"I-I'll make you a d-deal, Anon..."
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>"...Either, t-take off your pants, or d-die."
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"...Huh?"
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>You stared at the yellow rapist for what felt like a solid minute, completely flabbergasted.
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>At the time, you wondered if she really had it in her to threaten your life for some dick.
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>It's entirely possible that she was bluffing, but you weren't willing to test that out.
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>Fluttershy's proposition distracted you enough that the two bears' quickening advancement surprised you.
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>In a matter of seconds, you would've been lunch, so there was no time to think.
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>You never thought you'd be so apprehensive about unzipping your pants in front of a girl, but there you were.
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>Your hands were shaking, you were sweating bullets, and it took much longer than it should have to free Anon Jr.
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>"N-Now, I know you two don't like Anon, but give it some thought before you tear him to shreds."
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>You were too busy pulling out Mr. President to notice it, but the bears were in deep thought after hearing Fluttershy's words.
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>After placing reasonable doubt in their minds, Fluttershy was glaring at your crotch like a madman, drooling the entire time.
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>Her eyes were as wide as dinner plates, and the floodgates had been opened.
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>In other words, mare juice.
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>Mare juice everywhere.
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>When you were finished struggling, Fluttershy didn't waste any time.
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>Before you knew it, you were getting the most extreme, hardcore SUCK of your life.
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>Thinking about the fine details sends shivers down your spine to this day, but you remember it all.
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>Flubbercry was devouring your hopes, your dreams, and everything that you ever loved.
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>Birds and small critters of all kinds fled the area as your desperate cry for help echoed throughout Everfree Forest.
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"HNNNNNGGHH"
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>It wasn't really a cry for help, but it was the only thing you could manage.
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>You were begging for some kind of god, maybe even Celestia, to save you.
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>Just when you were about to show Fluttershy what Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing tastes like, your prayers were answered.
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>In the strangest way imaginable.
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>Some kind of trippy rainbow beam shot out of your chest, and flew off in some random direction.
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>However, after a few moments, the direction didn't seem so random to you.
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>It felt like it was flying off to Twilight's castle, but you still have no idea how you would've known that.
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>Much like the after effects of overindulging on Applejack's hard cider, it felt like an out of body experience.
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>The strangest thing happened immediately afterwards.
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>Thomas The Rape Engine released you from her super mega ultra gorilla grip orifice, and was stood perfectly still.
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>To be perfectly honest, it creeped you out.
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>She was just standing there.
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>No blinking, no movement, no nothing.
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>Calling out to her didn't do anything, either.
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>You also remembered that there's still two bears having a philosophical discussion with each other about the value of your life.
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>It may have been cruel, but you didn't want to stick around to find out what the conclusion was, so you zipped back up and ran for it.
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>Your first order of business after leaving The Statue of Rape in the woods was to return to Twilight.
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>After telling her everything you learned, and agreeing with her about the inferiority of Zebras just to get things over with, she asked where Fluttershy was.
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>You gave the most generic answer you could think of, like that she had to go feed Angel, or something.
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>Twilight Spergle thanked you for your service, before hugging your leg.
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"HNNNNNGGHH"
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>-Was the sound you made after she did so.
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>Even though she's autistic, extremely racist, and has several other issues with social interaction, she's far more likeable than Flubbercry.
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>Of course, the unexplainable events didn't end there.
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>Fluttershy would eventually snap out of whatever petrification-like state that she was in, and she too returned to Twilight's castle.
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>What happened when she arrived is one of the weirdest, yet hilarious things you've ever seen.
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>You excused yourself from the autistic purple horse, and decided it was as good a time as any to grab some grub.
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>Your daily lunch with Rainbow was going to be heaven compared to what you had been through.
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>A freshly cooked, hot meal with your bro would have been the perfect thing to erase every memory of what happened in that forest.
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>Before you got around to any of that, you were stopped by Fluttershy at the door.
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>Or more accurately, at the stairs.
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>She was stood just in front of the first step, and for some reason, her body was jittering about.
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>Rubber Flubber was sweating bullets just as hard as you were in the forest, and it was pretty fucking awkward.
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"S-Sorry about leaving you in the forest back there, Fluttershy..."
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>You rubbed the back of your head nervously, knowing it wasn't any good to leave her in that condition without knowing what caused it.
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>Maybe, just maybe, that's what she deserved for holding you at bear-point and forcefully sucking you off in the woods, though.
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>"...C-Can't come...any...closer..."
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>Fluttershy's volume is usually never high.
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>However, you could barely hear her just now.
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>That's when it hit you.
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>You remembered that random rainbow beam that shot out of your chest while you were getting molested.
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>It HAD to be tied to the castle, and it seems like Flutter Butter has been banned from entering.
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>While you stared at Fluttershy as she struggled to exist, Autism Supreme stepped beside you unannounced.
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>"Anon?" Twilight asked, looking up at you. "What are you standing around in the doorway for?"
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>You quickly looked down at her, jumping a little bit from the sudden surprise.
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>After speaking, Twilight noticed Fluttershy at the bottom of the stairs.
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>"...And what in the name of Equestria is going on here?!"
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>Twilight's reaction was justified as Fluttershy's appearance was pretty ghastly by this point.
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>The poor thing looked like she caught rabies.
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>"Anon, I-I'm gonna f-f-f-fuck you s-so hard..." Fluttershy muttered, still shivering like she had seen a ghost.
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>"PPFFFFT-HAAAAAAAAA!!!" Uproarious laughter had burst out from Twilight, who fell to the floor and rolled around.
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>You were about to join her, but you suppressed the laugh as much as you could.
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>Fluttershy was going to drain you dry if you dared to leave this castle, so you simply walked back inside.
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"Uhm, hey, meet me inside, Twilight."
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>Turning around, you walked back into the castle, waiting for Twiggles to finish laughing at Fluttershy.
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>After a good three minutes, she finally had her fill and came back in.
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>"Haaaahhh...I really needed that..." She was still recovering from her superlative laugh, the highest degree of laughter.
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>"...Now, care to explain why Fluttershy is standing outside the castle like a weirdo and muttering obscenities at you?"
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>Not wanting to tell Twilight the horrifying details of what happened in the woods, you ended up dismissing her question.
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"She's just...really riled up, that's all."
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>"Riled up is a bit of an understatement."
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>As always, Twilight was skeptical and didn't find the answer to be something so simple.
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"Well, I'm sure she'll be fine. Besides, me and Dash are supposed to be having our daily lunch soon. I'd rather not stick around for too long."
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>"And how do you suppose you'll get past Fluttershy? I doubt she'll just let you walk past her in that state."
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>Jumping out one of the castle windows would have been a terrible idea.
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>That horse was on high alert mode, and if she didn't smell you, her marehood would have reacted to your human pheromones or some shit.
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>The only viable option at the time was to call upon Twiggles for help.
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"With YOUR help! Why don't you, uh...distract her for me? If you know what I mean?"
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>"I had a feeling you would say that." Twilight sighed, beginning to step outside to buy you time.
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>"Since you helped me out with that errand, consider us even, okay?"
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"Hell yeah! You're the fuckin' best, Twilight! Maybe we can hang out sometime tomorrow?"
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>"Sure, sure." Twilight replied, giggling in that nerdy, adorable way you've always liked.
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>While she kept Fluttershy busy, you made your way to the back of the castle, and hopped outside through a window.
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>That ends the magical, and mysterious origin story of the Rape Shelter.
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>That was about a week ago, and you're currently huddled up in your safe zone.
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>Your horny, foaming-at-the-mouth visitor is looking up at you as you look down at her.
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>Whatever vile, indescribable thoughts going through her mind right now are beyond you.
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>Twilight has seen her like this in front of her castle enough times that you owe her a real explanation, and that's okay.
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>You've got to get this off your chest at some point.
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>Turning away from the window, you head to Twilight's library, wondering in the back of your mind if it'll stay like this forever.
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>Perhaps the most horrifying part of that experience was that you almost lost the game.
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>If it weren't for this castle, you shudder to think how that would've ended.
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>Because there's a good chance it wouldn't have stopped at Fluttershy's hot-dog eating competition.
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>On your way to Twilight's book chambers, you whipped your head around at a familiar sight.
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>It was that rainbow beam again, but this time, it was moving much, much slower.
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>Considering this thing has something to do with this castle, you stopped what you were doing and followed.
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>Maybe you can get some answers as to what the hell it even is, or why it decided to spare you.
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>After a bit of following, you found yourself at the round table of the castle.
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>The beam made contact with the table, turning on the map that Twilight had shown you many times before in the process.
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>What's even weirder is that it was pinpointing a location.
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>A very, very nearby location at that.
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>You leaned in towards the map, before comically raising your eyebrow at it like The Rock.
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>Fluttershy's cutie mark was hovering and spinning around this spot, just outside the castle.
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>Was this motherfucking castle telling you Fluttershy's exact location?
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>Your hands found themselves flat against the table as you leaned forward, taking a moment to process it all.
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>The Elements of Harmony, those artifacts Twilight told you about, were warning you about a local rapist in your area.
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>ONE of them, anyways.
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>For right now, Fluttershy was by far the largest offender.
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>Lyra was cutting it close a couple of times, but so far, her advances pale in comparison to Nutter Butter.
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>That doesn't mean that it gets any less tiresome having to wipe her drool off your fingers all the time, though.
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>Thinking about pony slobber brought your thoughts to that mishap in the woods.
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>You really don't want to admit it, but you were enjoying it.
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>Apart from one or two dates with your own species back on Earth, and one blowie, you haven't really done much with women.
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>But Fluttershy was giving you the Super Mega Ultra God-Like Fist-Clenching Soul-Stealing Guak Guak 9,000.
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>And you were no match for her apparent expertise.
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>She must practice a lot, and it scares you to think about who, or what she's been practicing on.
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>But does this mean you've got a rape fetish, or something?
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>You can't tell a single soul about it if you do, because there's the tiniest chance Fluttershy would be there.
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>Stalking you in the background, waiting and listening.
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>She'd try to rape you regardless, but her knowing that little fact would make things so much worse.
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>You were torn away from your train of thought when you noticed Fluttershy's location changing.
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>It travelled further into Ponyville before slowly fading out.
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>Not gonna' lie, that's ominous as fuck.
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>Either way, this may or may not have escalated into a "Friendship Problem" or something.
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>But as far as you're concerned, it's a state of national fucking emergecy.
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>This makes telling Twilight even more of an obligation, so you leave the map in silence, heading to Book Horse's reading chamber.
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>But not before stopping in the doorway and looking over your shoulder at the map in a movie-like fashion.
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>Damn, you're smooth.
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>No wonder so many mares want you so badly.
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>Immediately after, some odd, sparkly shape started to materialize in front of the round table.
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>It looked like some kind of projection of Fluttershy, with her rear end facing you.
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>"G-Give me your hot monkey dick already."
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>You jumped backwards as the ghost-like, sparkly Fluttershy spoke to you.
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>Just as quickly as the apparition appeared, it left.
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>You could have left the room WITHOUT seeing Fluttershy's ponut and winking pussy, but you digress.
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>Man, the Tree of Harmony is fucking weird.
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>Knocking on the wall just outside Twilight's library, you decided to toy with her a bit.
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>She looked up from the same book she had been reading for a week straight now.
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>"Finished having a staring contest with your #1 fan?"
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>Raising a leg high into the air, you stepped into frame for comedic effect, revealing yourself.
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"Yeah...see...about that..."
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>The truth has to come out.
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>Sooner rather than later.
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>Twilight is a very autistic, but understanding horse.
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>You're worried about nothing, honestly.
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"...So, when me and Fluttershy were on our way back to Ponyville after running that errand for you..."
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>"Mmmhmmm?" Twilight hummed in a dubious way, like she was teasing you.
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"...Uhm, something happened. Something really bad. Like, Fluttershy threatening to let bears maul me for some dick levels of bad."
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>"PPPFFFT-"
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>Twilight did a spit-take of her tea, but quickly regained her composure and continued listening to you.
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>With a smile on her face that suggests what she just did wasn't offensive or anything.
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>You pinched the bridge of your nose and sighed before continuing on with your story.
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"Anyways, she got what she wanted."
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>"Got what she wanted? What's that supposed to mean, Mr. Human?"
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>You hate it when she does this.
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"She...She basically told me I'd die if I didn't take my cock out."
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>"MmmMMmmmhmh..." Twilight placed a hoof over her mouth, struggling not to laugh at your misfortune.
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"And...she started blowing me...."
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>"PPFF-HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
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>She fell onto her back, rolling around on the floor as she suffered from side-splitting laughter.
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>"OHHH, OH CELESTIA, IT HURTS! PFFHAHAAAAAAAAAAA-"
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"Knock it off, alright? Do you have any idea how emasculating it is to get forcefully sucked off by a horse in the woods?!"
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"I've never felt so powerless in my life!"
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>Her stomach had to have been in pain by now, and you could see the tears in her eyes.
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>You walked closer, standing above her as she tossed to and fro, and gave her the most disappointed look you could muster.
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>"I-I'm sorry! It's just..."
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"Twilight, please..."
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>Sensing some hurt in your voice, she kept her mouth shut with magic, and picked herself back up.
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>All while smiling like an idiot, of course.
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>"Okay, okay, I'm done. Now, what happened after that?"
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>Finally.
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>She stopped.
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"Thanks, Twi. Anyways, her little rape attempt got cut short after this weird beam came out of me.
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>The sound of unicorn magic graced your ears again as she forcibly withheld her laughter.
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"I don't mean like that, get your mind out of the gutter, Purple Smart."
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>"A-And then?" Twilight, with a shaky voice.
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"It was a magical rainbow or something, and it flew off to this castle."
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>At some point, her curiosity overshadowed the urge to laugh at your pain.
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"After that, Fluttershy was...petrified. I think?"
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"She wasn't moving, or blinking, or anything. I tried to snap her out of it, but no dice."
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"So I just cut my losses and got out of there as fast as I could since those bears were still on stand-by."
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>"And that's when she started loitering outside my castle like a madmare?"
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"Yep. What's even weirder is that the beam JUST lead me to the map while you were in here reading."
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"Fluttershy's live location was on it and everything."
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>"Wait, what? Why would the Elements of Harmony...?" Twilight looked so confused.
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>You can't blame her, though.
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>This is a pretty ridiculous situation.
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"Of course, I'm not complaining about it, or anything."
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>"Is the map still doing that right now?"
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"Nope. At least, I don't think so. After a while, she walked away from the castle, and then the signal died."
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>"Hmmm..."
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>Wolfgang Autism Mozart scratched her chin with a hoof, trying to find an explanation for all of this.
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"We can go check now if you want, maybe she's back outside."
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>"I was thinking the same thing. Let's go take a look."
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>Twilight trotted off at a quick pace towards the atrium, and you followed behind.
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>And you totally weren't staring at her fat, purple ass on the way there.
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>All of that low physical activity, and sitting around wasn't doing her body fat any favors.
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>For all intents and purpose, you absolutely would.
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>You really would.
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>Once the two of you arrived at your destination, you briefly looked over the map.
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>Nothing.
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>"And you're sure that the map was showing you where Fluttershy was? You weren't mistaken, or anything?"
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"If I'm mistaken, then I must be fucking crazy or something, because it looked pretty real to me..."
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>With perfect, uncanny timing, you overheard Rainbow calling out to you through the halls.
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>She flew into the room, greeting the two of you.
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>It was almost time for your daily lunch with Rainbro, so it looks like she came to you this time.
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>It's no surprise that she knew where to look, too.
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>You've been hanging out at the Rape Shelter more often than your own home at this point.
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>"H-Hey Twi. Hey, Anon...have you two seen Fluttershy today?"
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"Uhhh...yeah. Why do you ask?"
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>"Well, I saw her outside the castle standing in a puddle of...uh..."
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"Mare juice?"
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>"D-Don't say it like that! What the heck is wrong with you?!"
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>Rainbow's voice cracked, and she was blushing profusely.
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>"P-Put a sock in it! Now, do you either of you know what's wrong with her? She wouldn't even respond to me!"
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>You might as well tell her, too.
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>But you'll just give her the short version.
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>Her little heart probably wouldn't be able to handle the full story.
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"Long story short, the Elements of Harmony are stopping Fluttershy from coming into the castle."
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"...And also, proooobably protecting me from getting raped."
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>"WHAT?!" Rainbow shouted, almost piercing your ear drums.
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"I mean, it's not that hard to believe. Fluttershy's advances are obviously affecting our friendship."
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>"You really think this is a friendship problem, or something?"
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>Rainbow couldn't believe what she was hearing, and Twilight looked like she was cooking up schemes.
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"Twilight, what's with that look on your face?"
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>"Oh! Nothing! I'm just...thinking..."
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>"Think about it later, egghead! It's almost time for lunch!"
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>She was right.
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>But that's what scares you.
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296.
>She'll probably have to get distracted again so you can leave this castle un-molested.
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297.
>"Anon, I have an idea. You might not like it, but it's the right thing to do."
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298.
>Oh no.
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299.
>You seriously hope she wasn't about to say it.
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300.
>"The three of us can go out to lunch, but Fluttershy has to come with us."
-
301.
>Her purple hoof clopped against the floor, emphasizing her words.
-
302.
>That's exactly what you were afraid of.
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303.
>Ever since you discovered the Rape Shelter's almighty field of protection, you've avoided Fluttershy.
-
304.
>That means no conversations, no casual greetings, or anything like that.
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305.
>Imagine hanging around someone who's been staring at you the way she has been for the past week.
-
306.
>Hell, imagine hanging around someone who used angry bears against you as a bargaining chip for her sexual desires.
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307.
>It was the last thing you wanted to do at this point, friendship problem or not.
-
308.
"Ughh...alright, fine."
-
309.
>"Don't worry, bro! We've got your back!" Dash winked, bumping you with her elbow.
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310.
>Or her knee?
-
311.
>Whatever the hell it is.
-
312.
>Her enthusiasm is therapeutic, and even though it's embarrassing, it's giving you confidence.
-
313.
>You run your hands through Fast Horse's mane, petting her like you would a house pet back on Earth.
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314.
>"W-What's the big idea, huh? Why do you always start petting me like this...?"
-
315.
"Just felt like doing it. It's a bro thing, y'know?"
-
316.
>"Sure, whatever..." She pretended not to like it, but you can tell she was moving into your hands.
-
317.
>You didn't notice, but Twilight had a bit of an envious look on her face.
-
318.
>It's impossible for anypony to not know about your bromance with Rainbow.
-
319.
>There isn't a single day you aren't spending time with her.
-
320.
>With this whole "friendship problem" fiasco, you've been spending more time with Twilight, too.
-
321.
>Still, it's not wrong to think Twilight wanted just as much attention from you, if not more.
-
322.
-
323.
>"Alright, Mr. Human. Just stick with us, and you'll be just fine." Twilight spoke up, before turning around.
-
324.
>Twi started to leave the castle, Rainbow flew after her, and you soon followed.
-
325.
>It's not like you were opposed to being friends with Fluttershy, not at all.
-
326.
>She was actually really pleasant during your first week in Horse World.
-
327.
>But after a few missing pieces of underwear, love letters soaked with juices, and unwarranted ass groping, things got weird.
-
328.
>Fast.
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329.
>Eventually bringing you to the way things are now, and you're not happy about it.
-
330.
>You let Twilight and Rainbow be the first to leave the castle, while you peeked through the doorway.
-
331.
>Just in time to see Fluttershy's eyes lock onto you.
-
332.
>It was like something out of a horror movie.
-
333.
>The yellow pony didn't react in any way to Twi or Dash, as if they weren't even there.
-
334.
>"Quit bein' such a baby, Anon! If she does anything crazy, I'll teach her a lesson."
-
335.
>You've essentially got two bodyguards, so being this worried is a tad bit illogical.
-
336.
>Stepping one foot onto the stairs, Fluttershy also stepped forward ever so slightly.
-
337.
>Doing your best to ignore that, you make your way further down the steps.
-
338.
>For some reason, you were suddenly filled with morbidly curiousity.
-
339.
>Along with a confidence boost from having the Globgogabgalab and Sonic The Hedgehog by your side.
-
340.
>In a way that completely betrayed your previous display of fear, you darted past Fluttershy as quickly as you could.
-
341.
>To your horror, Fluttershy turned around on a dime.
-
342.
>Your heart dropped when you looked back to see her running after you.
-
343.
>Not flying.
-
344.
>RUNNING.
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345.
>AT FULL SPEED.
-
346.
"Dash?! TWILIGHT?! PLEASE?!"
-
347.
>You regret everything you've ever done, ever.
-
348.
>If you didn't use the restroom a while ago, you'd have pissed yourself.
-
349.
>You shrieked at the top of your lungs, begging for them to stop her.
-
350.
>"W-We're on it!" Rainbow dashed after John Carpenter's The Rapist, and Twilight slowed her down with magic.
-
351.
>Key word, SLOWED her down.
-
352.
>As powerful as Twilight's magic was, she was struggling to restrain this horse.
-
353.
>"Why...is she...so...strong?!" Twilight felt herself being physically pulled; That's how relentless Fluttershy was.
-
354.
>If Fluttershy were to get a hold of you in that state, your pelvis would be pounded into fucking dust.
-
355.
-
356.
>Once Rainbow caught up to her, she tackled Flubbercry to the ground, tumbling along the dirt path.
-
357.
>You didn't stop running, though.
-
358.
>Not for a while.
-
359.
>Just to confirm that she was undeniably, 100% restrained.
-
360.
>The teamwork between Twi and Dash seemed to be enough to hold Fluttershy still.
-
361.
>"Okay, that's enough! Snap out of it, will ya'?!" Rainbow raised a hoof, and literally "slapped" the crazy out of her.
-
362.
>A moment later, Fluttershy shook her head, and looked around like she was lost or something.
-
363.
>"W-W-What's g-going on?! Where am I?" It was like she was an entirely different person.
-
364.
>"Rainbow, why are you on top of me...?"
-
365.
>"Because you were chasing Anon into Ponyville like a maniac! What's gotten into you?!"
-
366.
>"I...I..."
-
367.
>Reese's Peanut Flutter Cups was at a loss for words.
-
368.
>It's definitely not an act, as far as you could tell.
-
369.
>Dash got off of her, allowing Fluttershy to stand on shaky feet.
-
370.
>"Fluttershy, what was the last thing you remember doing?"
-
371.
>Twilight caught up to the three of you, keeping her magic at the ready just in case.
-
372.
>"I...feel awful. The last thing I remember was...um...coming back to Ponyville with Anon..."
-
373.
>Wait, what?
-
374.
>Coming back to Ponyville with you?
-
375.
>Twi's pupils shrank, as she realized it at the same time you did.
-
376.
>Has she been in a lust-induced stupor for an entire week?
-
377.
>Did the Tree of Harmony freezing her in place back in the forest fry her fucking brain?
-
378.
"Uh-huh. Well, we took care of the errand, just so you know."
-
379.
>"Oh, that's good to hear." She's as docile as she usually would be, so maybe it's "safe" for now.
-
380.
>Fluttershy was never brave enough to pull any of the rapey stuff in public or around others.
-
381.
>It makes you wonder what would happen if you turned and went back into the castle.
-
382.
>You've already made one grave mistake today, so you shouldn't test your luck any further.
-
383.
>"Listen, I bet you and Anon already had this conversation, but I'm lost here."
-
384.
>You and Twi simply looked elsewhere, whistling comedically like you were both in a cartoon.
-
385.
>"Buck it, let's just go get lunch." Dash gave up on trying to understand, and walked off.
-
386.
"Wait, where are we going for lunch?"
-
387.
>"Taco Del Pone, duh! Did you even write that down on your calender?"
-
388.
>You forgot that you'd plan where you'd eat with Rainbow ahead of time, and make notes about it to remember.
-
389.
>Sometimes it's a routine thing where the restaurants cycle daily, sometimes it's random.
-
390.
"Oh, right...Sorry, I'm just recovering from the traumatizing event that just happened."
-
391.
>"Oooh, I love Taco Del Pone! But I probably shouldn't eat too much. Their food doesn't sit well with me..."
-
392.
>Fluttershy's stomach, with uncanny timing, growled loud enough to make the three of you jump.
-
393.
-
394.
"Yeah? Well, something tells me you should eat as much as you can."
-
395.
>"M-Maybe you're right. I do feel pretty hungry..."
-
396.
>Pretty hungry?
-
397.
>She probably hasn't eaten properly in a week.
-
398.
>And she hasn't been standing outside Twilight's castle 24/7 either, so you have no idea what else she's been up to.
-
399.
>"I think we could all use a good lunch." Twi added, following after Dash.
-
400.
>Fluttershy looked at Purple Smart, and then back to you.
-
401.
>This was incredibly awkward, since she might remember just as much as you did.
-
402.
>"A-Anon, I'm sorry for doing that to you earlier. I was really pent up..."
-
403.
>And that basically confirmed it.
-
404.
>At least she had the decency to apologize.
-
405.
"Mmmm...I don't know if I should accept your apology, but it's water under the bridge for now.
-
406.
"As long as you understand that threatening me with death is off the table. Same for everything else."
-
407.
>"B-But..."
-
408.
"No buts."
-
409.
>"But I see you staring at other mares' butts all the time...Why not mine?"
-
410.
"That's not what I meant by that. Also, most other mares have the decency to ask me things nicely."
-
411.
"Y'know, instead of-"
-
412.
>"I get it...I won't do it again..."
-
413.
"Good. It's surprising how far you'll go in life by asking nicely. You should try it sometime."
-
414.
>"F-Fuck me."
-
415.
>You give up.
-
416.
>Without looking to see if she's following behind, you jogged to catch up with Autism and Fast.
-
417.
>The path to Taco Del Pone would've taken about fifteen minutes to walk to, so it wouldn't be a long trip.
-
418.
>Ponyville was just as bustling and lively as ever, and the four of you engaged in casual conversation as you walked.
-
419.
>One of your favorite mailmares, Derpy, flew overhead and waved at you.
-
420.
>You waved back, smiling warmly.
-
421.
>You love that stupid, unreasonably attractive, lazy-eyed horse.
-
422.
>A while after, you spotted another one of your small, equine friends.
-
423.
>It was Pinkie, but something was considerably off about her.
-
424.
>She looked like she was depressed, with baggy eyes, walking while looking at the ground.
-
425.
>Excusing yourself from the group for a moment, you approached her.
-
426.
"Uhhh, Pinkie? Are you good?"
-
427.
>"Oh...Hey, Nonny...I haven't been able to get much sleep..."
-
428.
"Jesus, you sound like a zombie. No offense."
-
429.
>"It's okay. Fluttershy's been keeping me up all night for the past week."
-
430.
"What? Fluttershy? What the hell has she been doing to you?"
-
431.
>"I-I don't wanna' talk about it. I feel...violated. A-Anways, I've gotta get over to Rarity's. Sorry, Nonny..."
-
432.
>With that, Pinkie continued her walk of shame in the direction of Rarity's boutique.
-
433.
-
434.
>Is that what Fluttershy's been doing this past week when she wasn't stalking you outside the castle?
-
435.
>While she was in THAT state?
-
436.
"I'll catch you later, Pinkie! I'll drop by Sugarcube Corner soon, okay?"
-
437.
>She kept walking on, looking back to acknowledge you, but didn't reply.
-
438.
>Did Fluttershy...?
-
439.
>The thought of it gives you dirty ideas and disgusted shivers at the same time.
-
440.
>There's definitely something wrong with you.
-
441.
>Now is the WORST time to pitch a tent, so you slap yourself before returning to the others.
-
442.
>Bad Anon.
-
443.
>There's a time and place for everything.
-
444.
>Still, you'll have to give Fluttershy a piece of your mind for doing such a thing to Ponka.
-
445.
>Targeting you was bad enough, but now she's going after her other friends?
-
446.
>For shame.
-
447.
>"W-What was the hold up, Anon?" Rapetholomew asked, as you jogged up behind the group.
-
448.
"Nothing. Just wanted to say hi to somepony."
-
449.
>It'd be best not to tell the others about it for now, since Pinkie looked so exhausted.
-
450.
>Her friends worrying about her would make a bad situation worse.
-
451.
>Before long, the four of you entered into Taco Del Pone.
-
452.
>"ssnnniiiIIIFFFFF...Haaaaaa...Smells good!" Rainbow inhaled deeply, enjoying the mouth-watering smell of fast food.
-
453.
>"I heard they added a new menu option! Wanna' try it out with me, Anon?" Twi asked, smiling cutely at you.
-
454.
"Eh, why not? I order the same thing every time I come here anyway. As long as it doesn't have hay or grass in it."
-
455.
>"Well, wouldya' look at that? Howdy, y'all! And it's good to see you too, Mr. Anonymous. I had fun drinkin' last week."
-
456.
>The familiar voice of a hard-working, orange horse with a southern accent graced your ears.
-
457.
>"Applejack! I haven't seen you in a while. I guess it's my fault for getting so absorbed in my books."
-
458.
>"H-Hi, Applejack. It's good to see you..." Fluttershy spoke in her typical quiet horse voice.
-
459.
>"Yo, what's up, AJ?" Rainbow took a seat next to Apple Horse, before pointing a hoof at Twi.
-
460.
>"Hey, Twi, you remember what the rest of us usually get, right? Do me a solid and order for us!" Dash said to Twi.
-
461.
>"Sure. Don't blame me if you change your mind later, though."
-
462.
"We should hang out at the again sometime soon, AJ. Looks like the whole horse gang is here except for Pinkie and Rarity."
-
463.
>"Yup. And it's a darn shame Spike is off at the Crystal Empire havin' an audience with Cadence."
-
464.
>That reminds you.
-
465.
>Twilight might have asked Spike to run that "errand" for her if he wasn't in Crystal Town.
-
466.
>Hopefully everything is okay over there.
-
467.
>But now isn't the time to worry about this or that, it's time to eat.
-
468.
>And eat you did.
-
469.
>It was the best meal you've had in a long time, accompanied with plenty of laughter and banter.
-
470.
-
471.
>Fluttershy was mostly quiet the entire time.
-
472.
>That was when you noticed she wasn't actually sitting in her seat.
-
473.
>Even the others were too busy chatting and gossiping to notice.
-
474.
>You put down your Menu Item #12, Meat-Substitute Burrito(TM) to look around for her.
-
475.
>Just then, you felt the familiar feeling of a snout jamming itself into your groin.
-
476.
>Much to your dismay, the sudden touch on Anon Jr. made him excited.
-
477.
>Resting an arm on the table, you dipped your head underneath it to see a Yellow Retard drooling on your crotch.
-
478.
"Are you fucking kidding me? Get! Go on, get!"
-
479.
>You swatted her face away with your hand, even going as far as pushing her away with your palm.
-
480.
>"Y-You're getting hard, Anon. G-go on, just fuck my mouth..."
-
481.
>This damn horse was getting braver and braver by the day.
-
482.
>And the worst part is that you thought about it.
-
483.
>Honestly, that means she's already won the battle.
-
484.
>But not the war.
-
485.
>You won't fall victim to her feminine wiles today.
-
486.
>No, sir.
-
487.
>She spoke just loud enough for you and you alone to hear it amidst the sounds of nearby conversation.
-
488.
"I swear to Celestia, if you don't get off me, I'll fucking KILL YOU."
-
489.
>"Uhh, what was that, Anon?" Applejack turned to face you, as did the others.
-
490.
>You were a little too loud at the end of your sentence.
-
491.
>Fluttershy retreated back to her chair, acting as if her butt never left the seat to begin with.
-
492.
>Speaking of that chair, it's probably soaked in Flutter Juice(TM) right now.
-
493.
"N-Nothing! Ignore what I said! I just remembered that I left my...uh...wallet at home! Yep. Silly me..."
-
494.
>"Oooook. Anyways, like I was tellin' y'all, Big Mac showed up with this huge..."
-
495.
>AJ continued on with her story, as the others redirected their attention back to her and their food.
-
496.
>Out of the corner of your eye, you noticed Fluttershy giving you the most diabolical look.
- 497.
-
498.
>A dubious little creature, getting up to mischief.
-
499.
>This is no good.
-
500.
>Then you saw the peculiar way her hoof was moving, and you realized what she was doing with it under the table.
-
501.
>All while looking you dead in the eyes, like she wants you to know what she's doing.
-
502.
>Ugh.
-
503.
>The beast is demonic in nature.
-
504.
>Very icky.
-
505.
>No good.
-
506.
>Surely, this small momentary victory, if you can even call it that, was far from the end.
-
507.
>The war on Rape still rages on, but the rest is a tale for another day.
-
508.
-
509.
_
-
510.
-
511.
>21st.
-
512.
>Yesterday was fairly eventful, but mostly par for the course.
-
513.
>Only if you exclude the odd rainbow trail here and there, and Fluttershy scaring you half to death.
-
514.
>One boundary you're trying not to cross is becoming too dependent on the castle.
-
515.
>Especially after what happened the last time the Tree of Harmony worked its magic.
-
516.
>You don't understand the ins and outs right now, but you've recognized a few patterns.
-
517.
>Every so often, Mr. Rainbow, your little buddy, shows up and goes to Twilight's castle.
-
518.
>It happened for the third time last night, just before you dozed off in bed.
-
519.
>Ignoring it may have been a bad choice, but you were drop dead tired.
-
520.
>Fluttershy doesn't seem to be able to enter the castle at all.
-
521.
>And the main thing you're afraid to find out, is WHY she entered that crazy state.
-
522.
>A slap to the face from Rainbow was enough to wake her up.
-
523.
>But what got her into it in the first place?
-
524.
>Is it merely because she got cockblocked, and couldn't follow you around as easily?
-
525.
>That would have lead to a massive build-up of sexual frustration.
-
526.
>It wasn't too dissimilar from how a mare would act in heat.
-
527.
>You've had the (mis)fortune of witnessing it in action before, but this was different.
-
528.
>They would've been much more responsive, and they wouldn't be displaying rabies symptoms either.
-
529.
>And they CERTAINLY wouldn't have hulked out like Fluttershy did.
-
530.
>Not to mention the week-long crime of passion she had apparently committed against Ponka Pay.
-
531.
>Was she that downbad that she had to rape her best friend just because she couldn't reach you?
-
532.
>Down Horrendous is more accurate, honestly.
-
533.
>Down Catastrophic, if you will.
-
534.
>After lunch yesterday, Twilight approached you to discuss what the next steps going forward would be.
-
535.
>Telling the rest of the group they need to assemble to stop a Super Rapist(TM) sounded wrong.
-
536.
>The Super Rapist(TM) being one of them, no less.
-
537.
>Necessary, maybe?
-
538.
>Sure, but who really knows?
-
539.
>After experiencing unparalleled fear, the alternative doesn't sound so bad.
-
540.
>Animal Hoers in her default state wasn't that hard to handle.
-
541.
>Provided she didn't up the ante like she did in Everfree Forest.
-
542.
>You and Grand Autismo decided to simply monitor Fluttershy's next moves.
-
543.
>That, and Applejack decided today would be a great day for Bomb-Ass Cider(TM).
-
544.
>You didn't turn her down, but when you mentioned wanting to drink more with her, you didn't think it'd be so soon again.
-
545.
>When you said soon, you didn't mean THAT soon.
-
546.
>Besides, getting destroyed isn't really the smartest thing to do when Rape Horse might freak out at any time.
-
547.
-
548.
>At this point, you're making yourself paranoid thinking about it.
-
549.
>After the stunt you pulled running past her earlier, you might just be crazy.
-
550.
>That would explain why you're even thinking of stepping outside without bodyguards.
-
551.
>Tossing your fears aside, you throw your bed covers off of you.
-
552.
>Daily routine time.
-
553.
>Shit.
-
554.
>Shower.
-
555.
>And most definitely shave, because you've been putting it off.
-
556.
>You almost forgot to cross off yesterday on your calender, too.
-
557.
>Today is the 21st.
-
558.
>Opening your fridge to peruse your "mainly" horse-friendly foods, you cracked open a few eggs in a bowl.
-
559.
>After whipping up a few pancakes as well, you had a certified Breakfast(TM).
-
560.
>You've got to figure out what Taco Del Pone used for their meat-substitute.
-
561.
>That would really enhance this meal and bring more flavor out.
-
562.
>Once you had your fill, you yeeted your dishes into the sink like a lazy person.
-
563.
>Today, you had a few stops in mind.
-
564.
>Your drinking "date" with AJ was first up, and you couldn't forget about lunch with Rainbow.
-
565.
>She'd probably kill you if you did.
-
566.
>But before you have lunch with Dash, you told Pinkie you'd check on her yesterday.
-
567.
>Dropping by the boutique before or afterwards to see Rarity might not be a bad idea, too.
-
568.
>You haven't spoken to Rara since she made you your clothes two weeks ago.
-
569.
>That's no way to treat a good friend, so you've gotta' do a better job of checking on everypony.
-
570.
>Even the mares outside of Twilight's little friend group.
-
571.
>And maybe even that "Starlight" mare Twilight told you about.
-
572.
>Twilight seems to think the two of you would get along.
-
573.
>Despite the whole trying to end the world thing that she also informed you about.
-
574.
>You assume that she's had all or most of her kinks ironed out by now.
-
575.
>Apparently she's been studying at the Crystal Empire for a little over two months now.
-
576.
>Internet withdrawal has been hitting you pretty hard, but making new friends has been helping.
-
577.
>Gotta' keep yourself busy somehow.
-
578.
>But sometimes, you feel as though you rely on relationships for your happiness TOO much.
-
579.
>You stepped out into the streets of Ponyville, your door automatically locking behind you.
-
580.
>Today was going to be a good day.
-
581.
>Yep, absolutely.
-
582.
>Nothing would go wrong.
-
583.
>Nothing at all.
-
584.
>On your way to Sweet Apple Acres, something snagged your leg, and you thought it was a loose nail or something.
-
585.
>When you turned around, you saw Ponyville's local finger fetishist, holding your leg with magical hands.
-
586.
>And, of course, she had to be a unicorn.
-
587.
-
588.
"Hey, Lyra."
-
589.
>"Where ya' goin, Anon?"
-
590.
>Sometimes, you wish you had magic of your own.
-
591.
>But so far, the only magical thing about you is the ability to get fucked.
-
592.
>Literally and figuratively.
-
593.
"Just going to hang out with AJ, nothing much other than that.
-
594.
>"You and her are always drinking together, why don't you ever go drinking with me, huh?"
-
595.
"No offense, but I feel like Applejack wouldn't try to stick a magical finger in my ass while I'm drunk."
-
596.
>"Okay, I did that ONE time, and you still haven't forgotten about it?"
-
597.
"Lyra, you don't just forget about something like that."
-
598.
>She started giggling at you, of course.
-
599.
>Is there a single horse in this world that takes your feelings seriously without laughing at you?
-
600.
>You swear Celestia herself would laugh in your face if you told her about this Fluttershy situation.
-
601.
>"Don't give me that angry look, Anon. You know I love messing with you."
-
602.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah..."
-
603.
>"Now let me see those fingers..."
-
604.
>There you go.
-
605.
>Things were going to get weird eventually.
-
606.
"I know better than to put my digits anywhere near you at this point.."
-
607.
>"I-I'm just curious is all? What's so wrong with that?"
-
608.
"Uh-huh. You've been curious about them ever since you first saw me, and I don't think you'll ever stop."
-
609.
>"Well, maybe, I wouldn't be so curious if you just let me have my way already!"
-
610.
"In your dreams, Heartstrings."
-
611.
>"Oh...don't worry...I've had more dreams than I can count..."
-
612.
>You couldn't help but facepalm after hearing that.
-
613.
>What are you going to do with these horses?
-
614.
>Maybe if you were a different man, you'd have fingered her twenty different ways by now.
-
615.
>But you've got enough self-control to-
-
616.
>Lyra rubbing her face against your fingers while you weren't looking shook you out of your thoughts.
-
617.
"C-Could you not?"
-
618.
>"What? Is it illegal to touch my favorite human?"
-
619.
"I'm the ONLY human, Lyra."
-
620.
>"You won't be after I'm done with you."
-
621.
"...Huh?"
-
622.
>You gaped at the mint-colored talking horse, not knowing how to respond to that.
-
623.
-
624.
>Shaking your head, you tried not to think too hard about it.
-
625.
"...Listen, AJ is probably expecting me right about now, so if you want to come with, you can."
-
626.
>"Awww, I'd love to take you up on that offer, but Bon Bon and I got something planned."
-
627.
"What a shame. Maybe we can try some other time?"
-
628.
>"I'll hold you to that, Anon. You better not try and dodge me next time I see you."
-
629.
"You're a pony, not a weapon of mass destruction. I have no reason to run from you, little horsey."
-
630.
>"I don't know, you've been pretty avoidant this past week..."
-
631.
>Looking towards the ground, you realize she's not entirely wrong.
-
632.
"...There's...a lot going on. That's all I'll say. But it's nothing serious."
-
633.
>It's extremely serious, but you do NOT want Lyra to hear about human-on-pony action.
-
634.
>You might have another Fluttershy on your hands if she did.
-
635.
>"Alright, just know that Lyra is here whenever you need her!"
-
636.
>"My little human."
-
637.
>Cringe.
-
638.
"Bye."
-
639.
>"Anon? Was it something I said?"
-
640.
"I'll see you later, Lyra."
-
641.
>You shoved your hands into your Human Hoodie(TM), created by none other than Rarara herself, and left.
-
642.
>Not to be mean, but you've got places to be, and so does she apparently.
-
643.
>She'll forget every last one of her commitments if it meant she could tease you for just a bit longer.
-
644.
>After a bit of walking, you arrived at the first stop of the day.
-
645.
>Apple World(TM).
-
646.
>Or as Twilight aptly put it, Incest Acres.
-
647.
>But she'd never say that in front of AJ, or to anypony else but you.
-
648.
>Heavens no.
-
649.
>Even you wouldn't want to be around for the aftermath of that.
-
650.
>Before long, you spotted Cowboy Ranchpants across the field, pulling a tractor with her clit.
-
651.
>Not really, but that'd be the most hilarious shit you've ever seen.
-
652.
>In reality, she was bucking trees, knocking apples loose into buckets placed below.
-
653.
>It's a no brainer, but her legs must be stronk as fuck.
-
654.
>Her entire everything too, honestly.
-
655.
>Being the lazy, living off of Celestia's "Friendship Fund", human that you are, you respect it.
-
656.
>Nopony around here works quite as hard as Applejack does.
-
657.
>A literal tradwife.
-
658.
-
659.
"Yo'."
-
660.
>You announced your presence, waving at her as you closed the distance.
-
661.
>AJ paused her tree-bucking, looking up to greet you.
-
662.
>"Oh, ya' finally showed up! Didn't think y'all were gonna' show, so I just got to work."
-
663.
"Am I really that late?"
-
664.
>"Did ya' already forget what time we agreed on yesterday?"
-
665.
"...Uh...9 AM?"
-
666.
>"Nope. 7:30."
-
667.
"Seriously? I must have been out of it yesterday..."
-
668.
>You definitely were, and you probably woke up on the wrong side of bed, too.
-
669.
>"Welp, no sense in worryin' your pretty little head bout' that."
-
670.
>AJ started walking back to the farmhouse, giving you a nice view of her Apple Ass(TM).
-
671.
>The more time you spend in this world, the more used to seeing mare bits you become.
-
672.
>Not in the "everyday occurence" kind of way, but in the "I'm about to act up" kind of way.
-
673.
>And that worries you.
-
674.
"Guess it's time to head to our favorite spot? Back behind the barn?"
-
675.
>"You guessed it."
-
676.
>You followed the orange horse to your favorite drinking spot.
-
677.
>A simple two-chair and table setup behind the barn.
-
678.
>It didn't need anything else, it was perfect, and it got the job done.
-
679.
>Plus, Applebloom would normally be at school, or at least out of sight.
-
680.
>Wouldn't want to set a poor example, or else AJ will have a drunk filly on her hands.
-
681.
>There was a metric fuckton of hard cider already there on the table, so there was one thing left to do.
-
682.
>To drink.
-
683.
>But you held back a little this time, considering what's been happening with Fluttershy.
-
684.
>Besides, Applejack's hard cider is some pretty strong stuff.
-
685.
>You'll be falling on your ass and struggling to speak if you went too far.
-
686.
>"Y'all holdin' up over there? Don't tell me yer' done...HICC...already."
-
687.
>You stopped at seven mugs, and that's a lot for how powerful it is, but you're good at holding your alcohol.
-
688.
"...Me? Done? Pfft. Nahhh. I could keep going if I wanted to, but I've got stuff to do, so..."
-
689.
>"Stuff to do, huh? And what kind of stuff would that be?
-
690.
"Oh, y'know, I've gotta' drop by Sugarcube C-Corner, go talk to Rarity, have lunch w-"
-
691.
>You were stopped dead in your speech.
-
692.
>Much to your surprise, you've been struck over the back of your fucking head.
-
693.
>In less than a second, you were on the ground, holding your head in pain.
-
694.
"...A-AJ? What the..."
-
695.
>To say that you were seeing double would be a disservice.
-
696.
>You couldn't tell if you were bleeding or not, but you sure hoped you weren't.
-
697.
>It wasn't THAT hard of a strike, but it was enough to knock you flat on the floor.
-
698.
>"Afraid I can't let ya' do that, sugar cube..."
-
699.
>This is the literal definition of not good.
-
700.
-
701.
"W-What are you saying? Come on, AJ...just..."
-
702.
>"I want a family, ya' hear?"
-
703.
"...Huh?"
-
704.
>Why does this always happen to you?
-
705.
"That...that's not how it works, and you know it!"
-
706.
>All of the times you've hung out with Applejack, everything was fine, and now THIS happens?
-
707.
>Scooting back away from her as far as you could, your backpedalling was halted by a tree.
-
708.
>It's not like you were going to escape at that pitiful speed anyway.
-
709.
>"There's a first time for everthin', Anon! We won't know unless we try!"
-
710.
"Fuck..."
-
711.
>The back of your head stung once more, prompting you to clutch it.
-
712.
>The pain is sobering you up fast, at least.
-
713.
>Still, you don't think there's a way out of this even if you weren't just drinking.
-
714.
"W-Would it be too much trouble to re-schedule this? I'm not saying no, but..."
-
715.
>You started bargaining, anything to get out of this predicament, really.
-
716.
>"Ain't no time for waitin', big fella."
-
717.
>WHERE IS THE MAGICAL RAINBOW BEAM WHEN YOU NEED IT
-
718.
"D-Do you mind turning around? I can undress myself, but-"
-
719.
>Her mouth was already pulling your belt out like she had done it before.
-
720.
>You're screwed.
-
721.
>Mr. President was freed from his denim prison, and she didn't stop there.
-
722.
>She pulled your pants down all the way down to your knees, and proceeded to mount you.
-
723.
"HELP! I NEED AN ADULT!"
-
724.
>"We're the only two on this farm, Anon! Just...let...it...happen!"
-
725.
>Applejack hardly broke a sweat keeping you pinned down; It really put things into perspective.
-
726.
>Maybe you should just let it happen.
-
727.
>Your back slipped off the tree, and you rested your aching head against the soft dirt.
-
728.
>Followed by horse pussy slamming down onto your Sea Cucumber.
-
729.
>It was like every experience that you've ever had was suddenly being squeezed out of you.
-
730.
>As scuffed as this is, Anon Jr. doesn't care what you think.
-
731.
>Soon, the air was filled with the sounds of AJ's grunts, your groans, and several other things.
-
732.
>Things that are far too lewd to explain in detail.
-
733.
>At least you were able to look away from her, as staring her in the eyes during this was too much.
-
734.
>That didn't last long because she leaned over your face.
-
735.
>As you stared back at your rapist, an instinctual recess in your stupid monkey brain was triggered.
-
736.
-
737.
>With the strength of at least three men, you socked AJ as hard as you could.
-
738.
>You didn't expect it to do anything meaningful, but adrenaline is a powerful thing.
-
739.
>AJ was actually stunned, in fact, that punch knocked her right off of you.
-
740.
>It took a moment for the opportunity to register, but once it did, you got up instantly.
-
741.
>The only thing you had time to do was pull your pants up, and make a run for it.
-
742.
>She could keep your belt as a souvenir for all you cared.
-
743.
>5...10...15...20...25...30 meters of distance.
-
744.
>That punch must have done a lot of damage if she's still grounded.
-
745.
>"ANON! GET BACK HERE!"
-
746.
>You spoke too soon.
-
747.
>Dear God, you spoke too soon.
-
748.
"aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH-"
-
749.
>You screamed, and it was completely involuntary.
-
750.
>Fearing that she might already be right behind you, you looked over your shoulder.
-
751.
>Only to see a lasso flying towards you faster than you were running.
-
752.
>When it caught up to you, it overlapped your torso, before snagging you backwards.
-
753.
>Your momentum was completely halted, the wind was knocked out of you, and you hit the ground.
-
754.
"Uuuuughhh..."
-
755.
>You held your gut in pain, trying your damndest to get back up.
-
756.
>For any other human, that would have been it.
-
757.
>Doomed to hours of hot, sweaty, Sex(TM) with a farm mare until you were rescued.
-
758.
>However, you're comprised of various, priceless materials that are not found anywhere else.
-
759.
>In other words, you're built different.
-
760.
>It never came in handy until now, but you always keep a handy-dandy pocket knife for emergencies.
-
761.
>But you wouldn't dare use it on a pony, though.
-
762.
>You may be a hairless monkey, but you're not a caveman.
-
763.
>You'll be reverted back to one if AJ gets a hold of you again, that's for sure.
-
764.
>It takes longer to pull it out than you had hoped, but once you did, you got straight to cutting.
-
765.
>The rope may be strong, but your knife is stronger.
-
766.
>Now THIS is a knife.
-
767.
"YES! Come on, come on!"
-
768.
>When you were finally cut loose, you shouted in joy, but there's no time for celebration.
-
769.
>"Dagnabbit! Wait til' I get mah hooves on you!"
-
770.
>She'd be right on top of you in just a few moments.
-
771.
>Run, Run, Run, RUN, RUN, RUN
-
772.
-
773.
>Your name is Anonymous, and you are Speed.
-
774.
>She was left in the dust, choking on the trail you blazed.
-
775.
>"What in tarnation?!"
-
776.
>Applejack didn't stand a chance against your determination.
-
777.
>Never mind the fact that she basically just stole your virginity.
-
778.
>Once again, you lost the battle, but you're winning the war.
-
779.
>You literally can't stop winning.
-
780.
>Anything to make yourself feel better at this point.
-
781.
>Your innocence was lost a long time ago, so whatever.
-
782.
>"THIS AIN'T OVER, YA' HEAR?!"
-
783.
>The burning in your lungs and pounding of your chest wasn't enough to stop you.
-
784.
>If you showed even a moment of weakness, she'd resume the chase.
-
785.
>Despite not even being at Sweet Apple Acres anymore, you just kept going.
-
786.
>You weren't running from AJ at this point, you were running from everything.
-
787.
>You're not sure how much more of this you can take.
-
788.
>And you have no idea how this could have happened.
-
789.
>Your legs had carried you as far as they could, and you collapsed, tumbling onto your back.
-
790.
>Too bad Rainbow wasn't there to see how fast you were going.
-
791.
>Then again, it's probably best if she wasn't.
-
792.
>She would have been there to help, sure, but nopony should have to see something like that.
-
793.
>Every cell in your body was screaming for oxygen.
-
794.
>Not surprising, because you're not used to that level of exertion.
-
795.
>The overcast sky above Ponyville was the only thing you could see.
-
796.
>Rain had begun to fall down while you recovered.
-
797.
>Why did AJ, one of your best friends, do something like that to you?
-
798.
>It was enough to bring a tear to your eye.
-
799.
>If you were a pussy, of course.
-
800.
>Only pussies cry, and you're not a pussy.
-
801.
>Instead, you shouted into the rainy skies of Ponyville, as a way to let your emotions out.
-
802.
>After what felt like five minutes of you struggling to breathe, you slowly picked yourself up.
-
803.
>You thought of the Rape Shelter again.
-
804.
>You thought about Twilight.
-
805.
>Even if her laughter was rude at times, you'd love to hear her giggling right about now.
-
806.
>Thoughts of lunch with Rainbro filled your mind soon after, and you felt at peace.
-
807.
-
808.
>But the day is far from over.
-
809.
>You woke up today with a goal in mind, and by Celestia, you're going to accomplish it.
-
810.
>That, and you're not sure if you have the strength to walk to the castle right now.
-
811.
>A rest stop is in order regardless of what you do next.
-
812.
>Visiting Pinkie Pie should give you that little boost you need.
-
813.
>The trek to Sugarcube Corner, funnily enough, would be pretty short.
-
814.
>It felt like you ran a mile and a half back there.
-
815.
>Indeed, the walk didn't take very long.
-
816.
>Heavy knees landed onto the porch of Diabetes World(TM) as you collapsed.
-
817.
>It's funny.
-
818.
>You thought about how you haven't seen Fluttershy at all today.
-
819.
>Then you remembered that it doesn't really matter.
-
820.
>You're just not as safe as you think you are.
-
821.
>"Anonymous? My goodness...what happened to you?"
-
822.
>Was that Rarara just now?
-
823.
"R-Rarity?"
-
824.
>"Pinkie! Anonymous is here!"
-
825.
>Rarity was stood in the doorway, calling out to Pinkie inside.
-
826.
>You're so out of it that you didn't even hear the door swing open.
-
827.
"I-I'm good. Just had a nasty fall, that's it."
-
828.
>"...And you're soaking from head to toe! You poor thing! Quick, come inside!"
-
829.
>"Did somepony say SOAKING?!"
-
830.
>Somehow, even though Rarity shouted into the building for Pinkie, you heard her behind you.
-
831.
>Pinkie was standing on top of a cannon, and just as you turned your head, it went off.
-
832.
>You've been struck once again.
-
833.
>And this time, it was mostly painless.
-
834.
>Ponka fired a large assortment of towels and rags at you, blasting you past Rarity and into the building.
-
835.
>"Don't you think that's a bit much, darling?"
-
836.
>"What? Now he's all nice and dry!" Ponko replied, bringing her cannon back inside.
-
837.
>You popped your head out of the pile of cloth, before spitting a rag out of your mouth.
-
838.
"Gee. Thanks, Pinks."
-
839.
>"No problem, Nonny!"
-
840.
>It's nice to see she's not depressed and sleepless anymore.
-
841.
>She didn't want to talk about what Fluttershy did to her, but you're sure she'll open up eventually.
-
842.
>It can't be good to keep that kind of thing bottled up inside, you would know.
-
843.
>Still, you'll never fully understand this seemingly omnipotent pink horse.
-
844.
-
845.
>Standing up in the pile of rags and towels, you scanned the room for Pokemon(TM).
-
846.
>You expected to see her rolling her cannon around, but she was sitting at one of the booths.
-
847.
>And the cannon was nowhere to be seen.
-
848.
>Nothing makes sense anymore.
-
849.
>Being the mentally exhausted mess you currently are, you sat next to her in the booth.
-
850.
>Your legs were aching, your arms felt limp, and your sense of balance was off.
-
851.
>To be honest, you should have visited Nurse Redheart instead of coming here.
-
852.
>"You're so quiet today, Anon! What's up with that, huh, huh, huh?!"
-
853.
>"Indeed. It's a little unusual to see you like this. You look just as worn out as Pinkie was yesterday!"
-
854.
"Really? Am I usually full of energy or something?"
-
855.
>"Mmmm...I wouldn't say full of energy. More like..."
-
856.
>Rarity took a moment to gather her thoughts, sitting to your right in the booth.
-
857.
>"...Sociable! Every time I see you out in public, you're always sticking your neck out for somepony."
-
858.
>"Couldn't have said it better myself! You're a real talker, too!"
-
859.
>As you sat between the two mares, you leaned back, closed your eyes, and just stared into pitch-blackness.
-
860.
"I think you have me beat in that department, Panka."
-
861.
>"Well, duh! My cutie mark means a lot of things! There's more to a party than just gift hats, Nonny!"
-
862.
>There's more to a party than just gift hats.
-
863.
>Hearing that made you think for a second.
-
864.
>Namely about why you try so hard to make and keep all of these friends.
-
865.
>Are you making friends because you want companionship, or are you doing it just to have them?
-
866.
>Or just because you've got shit else to do in Horse Land?
-
867.
>Sometimes you feel lonely, despite being surrounded by so many technicolor horses.
-
868.
>Being the only one of your kind takes its tolls every so often.
-
869.
>And clearly, the friendships you have are real.
-
870.
>Of course they are.
-
871.
>You're not just some tall, bipedal monkey with a penis, right?
-
872.
>Your nose scrunched up as a grimace formed on your features.
-
873.
>"Anonymous? Is there something you want to tell us?"
-
874.
>You opened your eyes, looking over at Rarity to reassure her.
-
875.
"Rare, I'm alright. I promise..."
-
876.
>As soon as you spoke up, you felt the all-too familiar feeling of your fly unzipping.
-
877.
"...Huh?"
-
878.
>"Are you absolutely positive? You don't sound too sure, darling."
-
879.
>"Silly little Nonny-Wonny, looks like we'll just have to cheer you up!"
-
880.
"HUH?!"
-
881.
-
882.
>"Just relax, Anonymous. We all have our bad days. Be a doll and let us take care of you, hmm?"
-
883.
>You couldn't possibly HUH any harder than you already have.
-
884.
>Not a moment later, you felt it.
-
885.
>Or, them, to be precise.
-
886.
>Their heads had already been lowered, because they went to work.
-
887.
>And they went to work like they had a dying mother, a grandma with dementia, and starving kids to feed.
-
888.
>Your hand clutched the booth table hard enough to give yourself splinters.
-
889.
"HNNH..."
-
890.
>This can't be fucking real.
-
891.
>The last thing you heard was Pinkie's muffled speech.
-
892.
>"Rarithy, Rarithy, looth! Athom's phick ith cryith!"
-
893.
"...HNNNNNNNGGGGHHH-"
-
894.
>The entire world flipped upside down, and it felt like you were collapsing into yourself.
-
895.
>You saw flashing colors, lights of all kinds, stripes, patterns, and impossible geometry.
-
896.
>Everything combined into one big mass of "something", before it all went dark.
-
897.
>This otherworldly, powerful force blew through your body, as if you had just hit the drop on a roller coaster.
-
898.
>And then the lights came back on.
-
899.
>You were sat against a wall somewhere in Ponyville.
-
900.
>Upon closer inspection, it was one of the many homes littered throughout the town.
-
901.
>It's considerably dark outside, because not a single one of these homes have their lights on.
-
902.
>Even the lanterns following the dirt paths are unlit.
-
903.
>The only thing illuminating your surroundings is moonlight.
-
904.
>None of that is really important, though.
-
905.
>You're still trying to process everything that just happened.
-
906.
>If the world wasn't cruel enough to you already, it was about to get worse.
-
907.
>Oh, so much worse.
-
908.
>"Anon?! C-Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
-
909.
"Oh, it's Rainbow."
-
910.
>You don't know why you said that out loud.
-
911.
>Are you going fucking crazy?
-
912.
>"I HEARD THAT!"
-
913.
>Hearing her raise her voice so drastically "woke" you up.
-
914.
>Your hands have never sealed your mouth shut so fast in your life.
-
915.
>"W-Where are you, huh?! Y-You think you got what it takes to hide from your b-bro?"
-
916.
>Her voice sounded shaky, like she was determined to find you, and yet she sounded nervous at the same time.
-
917.
>"What goes around c-comes around, Anon! You can't get away with teasing m-me forever!"
-
918.
>The sound of dripping Water(TM) accompanied the noises Dash made while she searched every nearby nook and cranny.
-
919.
>But you're smarter than that.
-
920.
>That's not water.
-
921.
>If that was water, then you're motherfucking Santa Claus.
-
922.
-
923.
>"Ah-hah! FOUND YOU!"
-
924.
"R-Rainbow?!"
-
925.
>You shouted her name at the top of your lungs, for some reason.
-
926.
>It felt appropriate, like you had just been betrayed.
-
927.
>"Y-Yeah, keep saying my name! Just like that!"
-
928.
>She approached you on hoof, slowly.
-
929.
>And even though she wasn't going fast, you sensed this huge, fuck-off aura covering far more ground than she was.
-
930.
>She's so horny that she's manifested a Rape-Field(TM).
-
931.
>In other words, as long as you're within her range, you're fucked.
-
932.
>Electricity coursed through your body; The small hairs on your arms were standing on end.
-
933.
>Seemingly all of her blood had gone to her face, and you don't think you've ever seen a stronger blush before.
-
934.
>With slow, measured movements, you made sure to stand up as slowly as possible.
-
935.
>"D-Don't even think about it, pal."
-
936.
"You don't want this, Dash."
-
937.
>You spoke as calmly as you could, accentuating your words with your hands, like you were telling her to stay back.
-
938.
>"Oh, I do..."
-
939.
>She's licking her lips for Celestia's sake.
-
940.
"I don't want to have to do something I'll regret. So just-"
-
941.
>"Big w-words for somepony within bucking d-distance."
-
942.
>Your thoughts are moving a mile a minute.
-
943.
>Has it really come to this?
-
944.
>You're not even sure if anything of what's happening is real, but it sure as hell feels like it.
-
945.
>Once again, you repeat, where's the Almighty Rainbow God-Emperor Beam Of Holy Protection(TM) when you need it?
-
946.
>There's nothing you can do to change her mind, it seems.
-
947.
>That leaves only one option.
-
948.
"Well, that's a shame. I was hoping you'd be reasonable with me."
-
949.
>Your right hand reached into your back pocket, hovering over your Knife(TM).
-
950.
"...And now, you're going to have to fight your bro."
-
951.
>With the speed of about two and a half Fluttershy's in heat, you tossed the knife at Dash.
-
952.
>"WHA-"
-
953.
>She ducked the knife, as you expected her to.
-
954.
>There's no way your bro wouldn't know about your secret pocket knife.
-
955.
>But that's okay, because it did its job.
-
956.
>And you're already gone.
-
957.
>"D-Did you really just-"
-
958.
>Once again, you are LITERALLY Speed itself.
-
959.
>Can't stop winning.
-
960.
>"ggGGGRRAAGH! ANON! COME BACK HERE AND BUCK ME LIKE A MAN!"
-
961.
-
962.
>How cute.
-
963.
>She actually said the word.
-
964.
>Man(TM).
-
965.
>But now, you've got a problem on your hands.
-
966.
>You didn't think this far ahead, and you're running from a pony that can break the sound barrier.
-
967.
>How in Equestria were you going to escape something like that?
-
968.
>Applejack was strong, but she clearly held back when she Bonked(TM) you on the head.
-
969.
>Would you even be able to move after taking a full-speed tackle from Dash?
-
970.
>Because judging from the sound of wind whipping behind you, she's going into maximum overdrive.
-
971.
>You hit the deck and dodge rolled instinctively, dodging one of her passes.
-
972.
>All of those hours in Dark Souls(TM) are starting to pay off.
-
973.
>You had quite the moment of clarity after that.
-
974.
>Either go to Twilight's castle, or lose her somehow.
-
975.
>There's no way you're going to lose her off for very long, so that won't work.
-
976.
>And it would take too long to reach Twilight, you don't have that kind of time.
-
977.
>Not to mention the possibility of-
-
978.
>Mentally slapping yourself, you put the thought out of your mind before it spread like a wildfire.
-
979.
>At this point, that castle is your only chance.
-
980.
>Still, Rainbow is smart.
-
981.
>The same trick won't work on her twice.
-
982.
>Blue Fast is just as maneuverable as she is quick, and your juke shoes are NOT as good as hers.
-
983.
>Even after beating Dark Souls(TM), Dash still wins in the long run.
-
984.
>"You look like you're panicking over there, Anon! I thought you said you'd beat me!"
-
985.
"Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer."
-
986.
>"I-Is that another one of your stupid "video game" references again?"
-
987.
"...How did you know that?"
-
988.
>"Are you kidding?! You sound like Twilight reading off a quote from a book!"
-
989.
>You raised your brow, nodding your head in agreement.
-
990.
>She had you there, honestly.
-
991.
>Even when she was in rape mode, Dash was still an absolute bro.
-
992.
>If it weren't for the fact that something extremely shady is up, you'd just let it happen.
-
993.
>What the hell are you thinking?
-
994.
>DEAR CELESTIA SHE'S GETTING IN YOUR HEAD
-
995.
>In your moment of mental anguish, you spotted what "might" be your savior out of the corner of your eye.
-
996.
-
997.
>Trixie's wagon.
-
998.
>No, not that wagon.
-
999.
>The other one.
-
1000.
>You just so happened to know where she kept her smoke bombs, and the window was OPEN.
-
1001.
>"Rookie mistake, Anon! Don't let your opponent see where you're looking!"
-
1002.
"...Huh?"
-
1003.
>Oh shit.
-
1004.
>She's right.
-
1005.
>Your eyes totally moved to look over at Trixie's wagon.
-
1006.
>Once again, wrong wagon.
-
1007.
"Oh yeah? Well, how do you know I'm not just bullshitting you?"
-
1008.
>"Oh yeah?! Well, how do I know you're not bluffing?!"
-
1009.
>In a lot of ways, it feels like you're fighting yourself.
-
1010.
>And you don't like that.
-
1011.
>You had nothing to distract her this time, and you were in trouble.
-
1012.
>Suddenly, Dash darted after you once more.
-
1013.
"FU-"
-
1014.
>All you saw was a blur flying at you, but you had just enough time to turn your body slightly.
-
1015.
>You were blown away to the side of the street, right into Trixie's wagon.
-
1016.
>Your back slammed against the side of it, and the impact almost toppled the damn thing over.
-
1017.
>Applejack's lasso catching you by the gut paled in comparison to that tackle.
-
1018.
>Running your right hand over your left arm, you can tell it's not doing so good right now.
-
1019.
>As a matter of fact, you can hardly move it.
-
1020.
>It might actually be broken.
-
1021.
>On another note, Rainbow must have flown at you with 100% certainty that she'd hit.
-
1022.
>Like you said, overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
-
1023.
>If you didn't know any better, you'd say that dash carried her out of Ponyville.
-
1024.
>But that's definitely not the case.
-
1025.
>She's got to be hitting a U-turn pretty soon.
-
1026.
>You had to grit your teeth through the pain, but you got back on your feet.
-
1027.
>Not wasting any time, your good arm reached into the window and flipped open a compartment.
-
1028.
>When your hand reached the bottom of it, your heart dropped.
-
1029.
>Out of disbelief, you kept digging around, but the compartment was empty.
-
1030.
>This is totally not good.
-
1031.
>To make matters worse, you felt a tug on your arm.
-
1032.
"W-Wha-"
-
1033.
>"Why, hello there, Anonymous. The Grrreat And Imaginary Trixie has decided to lend you her aid!"
-
1034.
>"Trixie" poked her head and neck out the window, causing you to back up in surprise.
-
1035.
-
1036.
>"...But only if you swear to serve me for eternity, in the afterlife."
-
1037.
"If you can get me to Twilight's castle, I'll eat your fucking ass until the end of ti-"
-
1038.
>"Trixie accepts! Now, get in!"
-
1039.
>Fearing that you might be making a huge mistake, you hesitate to hop into the wagon.
-
1040.
>Not a moment later, you heard an earth-shaking boom in the distance.
-
1041.
>That was Rainbow turning around.
-
1042.
"A-Alright, okay, okay! Just... forget what I said about the ass eating thing, okay?"
-
1043.
>"A deal is a deal, Anonymous."
-
1044.
"Ughhh..."
-
1045.
>You groaned, cursing your terrible luck, before hopping in through the window.
-
1046.
>That certainly didn't do your aching body and possibly broken arm any favors.
-
1047.
>"Blast off!"
-
1048.
"B-Blast off?"
-
1049.
>You almost flipped upside down when the wagon suddenly blasted into the open air with magic.
-
1050.
>"BEHOLD! THE GREAT AND IMAGINARY TRIXIE'S POWER!"
-
1051.
>Trixie shouted at the top of her lungs, meanwhile, you were shouting at the top of your lungs.
-
1052.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
-
1053.
>If you were still on the ground, you'd have seen Rainbow whizzing by where the wagon once stood.
-
1054.
>"D-Darnit! How the hay did I miss?! Where did he-"
-
1055.
>And you would have seen the priceless look on her face as she saw Trixie's Wagon(TM) in the sky.
-
1056.
>Eventually, you stopped screaming long enough to look out of the window.
-
1057.
>The view was breathtaking.
-
1058.
>You could see Ponyville down below, Everfree Forest, hell, you could even see Canterlot.
-
1059.
"Whoaaah..."
-
1060.
>Your precious moment of child-like wonder was interrupted by two alicorns.
-
1061.
>It was enough to make you rub your eyes to be sure you weren't seeing things.
-
1062.
>Celestia and Luna were flying beside the wagon.
-
1063.
>Time seemingly slowed down as Luna turned to wink at you, before speeding back up.
-
1064.
>Then, the two of them were gone in a flash.
-
1065.
>You craned your neck out the window, searching for where they could have went.
-
1066.
>Nothing.
-
1067.
>The wagon took a nosedive, and you weren't prepared for it in the slightest.
-
1068.
>By completely ignoring the laws of physics, because Magic(TM), it made it to the ground almost instantly.
-
1069.
>Magic is magic, but you're surprised that every bone in your body didn't break from that.
-
1070.
>Unfortunately, you're about to fucking hurl.
-
1071.
"Oooogghh..."
-
1072.
>"Go on, Anonymous. Trixie has business to attend to."
-
1073.
"...Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you do..."
-
1074.
>You climbed out the window of Trixie's wooden, magical death-trap, and pathetically flopped on your ass.
-
1075.
"Fuck!"
-
1076.
>Everything hurts.
-
1077.
-
1078.
>"I'd hurry inside if I were you. I bet she's on her way over here right now. Toodles."
-
1079.
>Without a second of delay, Trixie and her wagon immediately peaced the fuck out.
-
1080.
>None of this is real; There's no conceivable way that any of this nonsense is real.
-
1081.
>You winced in pain, picking yourself up off the ground.
-
1082.
>There was nothing left to do but to limp your way up the stairs.
-
1083.
>The doors were open for you and everything.
-
1084.
>A comforting, heavenly light from inside pierced the darkness of the night.
-
1085.
>Trixie kept her word and brought you right in front of Twi's castle.
-
1086.
>You're in for quite the ride when you pass on to the afterlife, it seems.
-
1087.
>Once again, why does this always happen to you?
-
1088.
>"ANON!"
-
1089.
>You heard Rainbow scream your name from behind you, and you didn't dare turn around.
-
1090.
>No looking back.
-
1091.
>The light temporarily blinded you once you stepped inside.
-
1092.
>When your eyes finished adjusting, you saw her.
-
1093.
>Twilight.
-
1094.
>She stood there, waiting there for you like some kind of guardian angel.
-
1095.
>Dropping to your knees, still holding your ruined arm, you almost cried.
-
1096.
>Again, crying is for pussies.
-
1097.
"Twilight..."
-
1098.
>She didn't say anything back, but you wanted her to respond.
-
1099.
>You wanted her to say something, anything to acknowledge your presence.
-
1100.
"T-Twilight."
-
1101.
>It's getting harder and harder not to be a pussy.
-
1102.
"I think I need a hug...I..."
-
1103.
>Your head tilted back, as you fought off the tears.
-
1104.
"...I'm scared! I don't know what the hell is going on, and I'm terrified!"
-
1105.
"Everypony except Lyra and Trixie turned on me today, and I-"
-
1106.
>"Don't worry, Anon. I hear you loud and clear."
-
1107.
>She finally replied.
-
1108.
>An almost stupid-looking smile grew on your features, but it didn't last long.
-
1109.
>Soon, a magical force more powerful than every muscle in your body forced you to the cold floor.
-
1110.
"W-Wha...Twi?"
-
1111.
>Twilight came closer, but like earlier, she wouldn't reply.
-
1112.
"TWI?!"
-
1113.
>Your voice was breaking by this point.
-
1114.
>All the warmth you felt was ripped from you in an instant.
-
1115.
>Cold air greeted your shaking legs as your pants were removed.
-
1116.
>"It must have been chilly out there. I've got the perfect thing to keep you warm."
-
1117.
>You recall thinking that you absolutely would, but you didn't mean it like this.
-
1118.
>Twilight turned around, and you powerlessly stared your fate in the eyes.
-
1119.
-
1120.
>Except there were no eyes to be found there, but there was definitely some winking.
-
1121.
>The Limited Edition Horse Pussy(TM), and a Large Ponut(TM).
-
1122.
>And as Twilight sat down, Anon Jr. did the exact opposite.
-
1123.
>He got up.
-
1124.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
-
1125.
>Screaming into the once silent confines of your room, you woke up with a start.
-
1126.
>You were in bed, your lower half underneath the covers.
-
1127.
>Sweat was rolling down just about every part of you.
-
1128.
>It felt disgusting, but you were focused on something else.
-
1129.
>Looking over at your calender, you could see the dates.
-
1130.
>The cross on the 20th was missing.
-
1131.
>It's still the 21st.
-
1132.
>The air in the room may as well have been fake, because it wasn't doing its job.
-
1133.
>Your breathing was ragged, and your poor lungs were working double time.
-
1134.
"Hnnnghh..."
-
1135.
>Falling onto your side, your head landed on the bed sheets.
-
1136.
>Nothing is sacred anymore, apparently.
-
1137.
>You're confused.
-
1138.
>You still don't have any answers.
-
1139.
>You're afraid to go outside.
-
1140.
>The tough guy act can only work for so long.
-
1141.
>A harrowing scenario snuck itself into your scared little mind.
-
1142.
>What if nothing changes?
-
1143.
>What if you stepped outside right now and it all happened again?
-
1144.
>Do any of these "friends" actually care about you, or are they just horny animals?
-
1145.
>You were moments away from becoming a certified Pussy(TM), but something stopped you.
-
1146.
>The sound of flickering flames and crinkling paper filled the room.
-
1147.
>Getting up from your miserable "I'm About To Fucking Cry" position, you looked to see what caused it.
-
1148.
>It was a rolled up parchment resting on top of your legs.
-
1149.
>You were doubtful, but there's really no mistaking what that is.
-
1150.
>And just to see if all of that truly was a dream, you raised your left arm to grab the letter.
-
1151.
-
1152.
>No problems so far.
-
1153.
>After unrolling the parchment, you began reading its contents.
-
1154.
>For authenticity, you imagined Spike reading the letter to you.
-
1155.
>"Dear Anon. I'm sure you're probably wondering why I sent a letter to you, and not Twilight."
-
1156.
>"I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I want to hear your opinion about something."
-
1157.
>"Do you remember that forest just outside Neighagra Falls?"
-
1158.
>"You know, the one you and I had a camping trip in? Could you meet me there?"
-
1159.
>"If it's not too much trouble, of course. Oh, and don't bring anypony else with you."
-
1160.
>"I'm sure you have questions, but I'll tell you everything when you get here."
-
1161.
>"Think of it like a second camping trip, okay? Make sure to come prepared!"
-
1162.
>"And yes, before you even think about it, I've got food!"
-
1163.
>"Your dragon bro, Spike."
-
1164.
>While you were reading, you asked yourself if this is from the REAL Spike, or some fake, dream Spike.
-
1165.
>Even after everything you've been through, that one little thought fucked you up.
-
1166.
>The fact that that's a genuine question you have to ask scares the shit out of you.
-
1167.
>It brought everything full circle.
-
1168.
>To think that all of this started because of some stupid, yellow rapist.
-
1169.
>In a moment of weakness, you caught yourself shedding tears.
-
1170.
>You're such a fucking pussy.
-
1171.
>After wiping the tears away, and hopping out of bed, you opened up your wardrobe.
-
1172.
>Spike said not to bring anypony else with you, so you can't leave this letter here.
-
1173.
>Not even in the trash.
-
1174.
>Unless you burned it or something.
-
1175.
>You opted to simply fold it into the left back pocket of your jeans.
-
1176.
>Your handy-dandy pocket knife is sleeping soundly in the right one, as it should be.
-
1177.
>Honestly, you didn't think you'd ever see it again after tossing it at Dash.
-
1178.
>The same goes for the belt you left at the dream-version of Sweet Apple Acres.
-
1179.
>There's so many questions you want to ask each of them before you go.
-
1180.
>Minus Fluttershy, of course.
-
1181.
>But especially for Rainbow.
-
1182.
>And Twilight.
-
1183.
>You just want to know if they're really real or not.
-
1184.
>If they care about you or not.
-
1185.
>Maybe this little camping trip will give you some much needed fresh air.
-
1186.
>It's time to put on your brave face.
-
1187.
-
1188.
_
-
1189.
-
1190.
>21.5th.
-
1191.
>Taking extra care not to be spotted by any of the Mane 6, you stopped by Taco Del Pone.
-
1192.
>With a bit of smooth talking, you could procure yourself some Meat-Substitute(TM) for the road.
-
1193.
>Sometime before all of this rapey business with Fluttershy started, Derpy gave you a gift.
-
1194.
>It was a brown satchel bag, and it'd be perfect for this "camping trip."
-
1195.
>"Hi, welcome to Taco Del Pone! What can I get for y-"
-
1196.
>"...Oh Celestia, it's that monkey again..."
-
1197.
"Hey, miss, can I ask you something real quick?"
-
1198.
>"Hurry up and make an order, you freak. You've got a whole line of ponies behind you."
-
1199.
>A whole line of ponies?
-
1200.
>Also, did she just call you a freak?
-
1201.
>"Sorry, everypony! We're having some delays, but I promise I'll take care of you!"
-
1202.
>She almost sounded upset with you, but her voice changed instantly when addressing the customers.
-
1203.
>Must be one of those "customer service" skills or something.
-
1204.
>After whipping your head around to confirm, you saw a full line of hungry ponies behind you.
-
1205.
>It's called fast food for a reason, so you shouldn't be surprised, but you literally JUST came in.
-
1206.
>"Psst, hey, Anon! Anoooon!"
-
1207.
>Another horse acquaintance of yours, Minuette, waved hello to you at the back of the line.
-
1208.
"Hi, Minuette..."
-
1209.
>You waved back with an awkward smile; You're always feeling out of place in this Horse World.
-
1210.
>"AHHEEMM."
-
1211.
>The counter mare cleared her sassy little throat, snapping you back to her.
-
1212.
"Oh, my bad, got distracted."
-
1213.
>Looking her over, she had a white mane, similar to Lyra's in style, with a single streak of black.
-
1214.
>Her gray, bored looking eyes stared straight into your soul.
-
1215.
>Since you're so much taller than the counter, you could peek over and see her cutie mark.
-
1216.
>From what you can tell, this is a cerified Fast Food Horse.
-
1217.
>You could see what looked to be a small container of fries on her flank.
-
1218.
>Her name tag read "Sassy Service."
-
1219.
>Sounds about right.
-
1220.
>You looked left and right to make sure nopony else nearby would hear what you were about to whisper.
-
1221.
"Show me the meats."
-
1222.
>She doesn't seem to be very fond of your presence at all, and looked at you like you were crazy.
-
1223.
>"The... what now?"
-
1224.
"Show me your Meat-Substitute. I'll buy some of it off of you, if you don't mind."
-
1225.
>"So many weirdos in this town, I swear..."
-
1226.
-
1227.
>She brought a hoof to her forehead, stepping into the back of the kitchen.
-
1228.
>"Trixie, take over for me, please. You, big dumb monkey, follow me into the back."
-
1229.
>"I-I'M ON IT!"
-
1230.
>To your surprise, Trixie ran up to the counter, and she was positively sweating bullets.
-
1231.
"Trixie? What the fuck are you doing here?"
-
1232.
>"O-Oh, well, if you must know, Trixie is running a little low on funds."
-
1233.
"Your performances haven't been going so well, have they?"
-
1234.
>"SSHHHH! Do you want everypony in the building to know that?!" Trixie hissed at you, trying to keep it down.
-
1235.
>This is fucking priceless.
-
1236.
>She's a part-time Wagie(TM) now.
-
1237.
>You feel the strongest urge to point and laugh right in her face, but that would be mean.
-
1238.
>You're just as rude as Twilight is, sometimes.
-
1239.
>Either way, it's nice to see that Dream Trixie and Real Trixie are exactly the same.
-
1240.
>"Get lost, will you?! If you couldn't tell, we're shortstaffed right now!"
-
1241.
"Ok, ok, I'll leave you to it... Oh, and it's nice seeing you."
-
1242.
>"Yeah, yeah, just... get outta' here!" Trixie had a bit of a blush on her face after that.
-
1243.
>Running behind the corner after the yellow-coated sassy mare, you left Trixie to her own devices.
-
1244.
>"Anon, is it? What took you so long? Show me the bits."
-
1245.
>You unzipped your hoodie, reaching inside of it like you were a drug dealer or something.
-
1246.
>Once you pulled out a small bag of bits, bursting at the seams with coin, her tune changed.
-
1247.
>"And how many containers of Meat-Substitute would you like to buy?"
-
1248.
>She sounded all cutesy out of nowhere, it shocked you.
-
1249.
"Mmmm...Five."
-
1250.
>"Thank you, sir! That'll be fifteen bits!"
-
1251.
>HHNNNGHHH
-
1252.
>Her customer service voice does things to you.
-
1253.
>Sassy's horn glowed with a golden tint, and a nearby door swung open.
-
1254.
>Soon, five cans of Meat-Substitute were levitated over to you.
-
1255.
>After handing her the bits, she proudly took them, and the cans were yours.
-
1256.
>You shoved all five of them into your satchel before thanking her.
-
1257.
"Pleasure doing business with you."
-
1258.
>"Likewise. Now scram. I've gotta' get back to Trixie. She won't last long by herself."
-
1259.
>As soon as business was conducted, she went back to being unhospitable.
-
1260.
>Did she have to be so brutal about it?
-
1261.
"Can I see you again sometime? If that's alright?"
-
1262.
>"Hmph. You aren't broke, so maybe when I'm not on shift. Come by at closing time and we'll talk."
-
1263.
>Two-faced, shrewd AND sassy?
-
1264.
>She called you a freak earlier, but even so, you think you like this mare.
-
1265.
>Without a doubt in your mind, you feel she'd make a great friend.
-
1266.
>It's totally not because you're attracted to sassy girls or anything.
-
1267.
>Heavens no.
-
1268.
"Sure thing! I'm... uh... going on a trip, and I'm not sure when I'll be back, but I'll see you when I do!"
-
1269.
>"Whatever. Do me a favor and go out the back door, will you?"
-
1270.
>You flashed a thumbs up at her and she simply rolled her eyes in response.
-
1271.
-
1272.
>Sassy returned to the counter, and Trixie smiled as if Celestia herself came to save her.
-
1273.
>Taking your leave out the back door of Taco Del Pone, you chuckled from a funny thought.
-
1274.
>How would Trixie react if you told her about the deal you made with her dream version?
-
1275.
>Your business here was done for now, though.
-
1276.
>The next task is to head to the Ponyville train station.
-
1277.
>You don't want to miss the train going to Manehattan, but you'll have to take the back streets.
-
1278.
>Or roads, to be precise.
-
1279.
>You wouldn't want to walk around in plain sight, Fluttershy could be watching and waiting.
-
1280.
>Then, you'll hop on board, get as close to you can to Neighagra Falls, and hop off.
-
1281.
>The train going to Manehattan should just about get you where you need to go.
-
1282.
>And all of your supplies seem to be in order.
-
1283.
>An electric lantern, a few batteries, your Knife(TM), a canteen of water, and five cans of Meat-Substitute(TM).
-
1284.
>Thinking back to the contents of Spike's letter, he said to make sure you didn't bring anypony else.
-
1285.
>You still don't know what this is about, but whatever he wants to talk to you about must be important.
-
1286.
>Arriving at the camping spot "shouldn't" be an issue.
-
1287.
>Assuming you don't get attacked by any the local wild-life.
-
1288.
>Those forests are nowhere near as hostile to you as Everfree, so it "should" be fine.
-
1289.
>Telling any of the Mane 6 where you're headed is a no-no.
-
1290.
>Especially Fluttershy.
-
1291.
>If she isn't stalking you already, that is.
-
1292.
>Speaking of Peanut Flutter Cups, it's a bit creepy how she didn't crop up in that dream a single time.
-
1293.
>And on the topic of that dream, you never got that hug you wanted from Twilight.
-
1294.
>Dream Ponka's words, just before the Super Mega Ultra Double Sloppy Toppy 3,000(TM), really made you think.
-
1295.
>You never expected a horse, especially one like Pinkie, to say something so profound.
-
1296.
>And even if it's a coping mechanism, maybe you should stop giving traumatizing events funny names.
-
1297.
>But perhaps you shouldn't joke so much about Rarity and Pinkie Pie sucking your cock while you were depressed.
-
1298.
>During your inner monologue, you weren't paying attention to how far you've gone.
-
1299.
>The train station was right across the way.
-
1300.
>As you closed the distance to the ticket window, you spotted two ponies.
-
1301.
>Twilight and Rainbow Dash.
-
1302.
>They weren't aware you were nearby, and were having a chat as they walked together.
-
1303.
>Twi was eating a massive hayburger as she walked, because she's fat, and Dash was laughing.
-
1304.
>Whatever she was laughing at, it must have been pretty damn funny.
-
1305.
>She did that adorable thing where she flew upside down while dying of laughter.
-
1306.
"HNNNNNGHHH-"
-
1307.
>You pressed your hands over your mouth, silencing yourself.
-
1308.
>Dash and Twiggles both knew of your signature noises.
-
1309.
>Now isn't the time to blow your cover.
-
1310.
>You wanted to walk with them so badly.
-
1311.
-
1312.
>Would it be so bad if you just said hello?
-
1313.
>It's not like they could ever know exactly where you're headed.
-
1314.
>Before long, they were almost out of sight, and you caught yourself stretching an arm out to them.
-
1315.
>You've got to apologize to Dash about throwing your Knife(TM) at her, even if it was the dream verson.
-
1316.
>"Anon?! A-Are you following me or something?"
-
1317.
>A mare shouted to you from somewhere nearby.
-
1318.
>It sounded like it came from Trixie, as little sense as that made.
-
1319.
"Trixie?"
-
1320.
>"Over here!"
-
1321.
>You were looking everywhere but the ticket window, and that's where she was.
-
1322.
"What the fuck? Weren't you just at Taco Del Pone with Sassy?"
-
1323.
>"I-I got off work, and then I came here for my...um...s-second...job."
-
1324.
>Trixie didn't look so Great and Powerful(TM) at the moment.
-
1325.
>This must be super embarrassing for her.
-
1326.
>But it's funny as fuck for you.
-
1327.
>She must have clocked out at the EXACT same time you left, and then got here before you.
-
1328.
>Sassy must have dismissed her when she went back to the counter.
-
1329.
"By the way, I'm not following you. I'm just here to buy a ticket to Manehattan."
-
1330.
"And how many part-time jobs do you even have?"
-
1331.
>She looked ridiculous sitting in there with that big, dumb wizard hat on.
-
1332.
>"J-Just these two! I'm not struggling THAT badly!"
-
1333.
"Rrrriight. Of course you're not."
-
1334.
>You gave her an absolutely diabolical, dubious smirk.
-
1335.
>"You're enjoying this, aren't you?!"
-
1336.
"Yep."
-
1337.
>"Somehuman sounds like he doesn't need a ticket!"
-
1338.
"I'll get your manager."
-
1339.
>Her face practically shrunk as she leaned backwards defensively, eyes wide.
-
1340.
>"Forget I said anything..."
-
1341.
>Pulling the bag of bits out of your hoodie again, you tossed the whole thing to her.
-
1342.
"One ticket to Manehattan, please."
-
1343.
>"W-What's the meaning of this? Are you trying to insult me?"
-
1344.
"Just take it, Trix. I'm trying to be generous."
-
1345.
>"You don't have to do that! How many bits are in that bag?"
-
1346.
"Mmmm... should be 85 after what I spent at Taco Del Pone."
-
1347.
>"85?! I couldn't possibly-"
-
1348.
"Trixie, it's yours. Don't worry about me. I'm rich as fuck."
-
1349.
>Her magic took hold of the bag, and dragged it through the ticket window hole.
-
1350.
>"Anon, I..."
-
1351.
-
1352.
"Don't start crying on me, you big blue baby."
-
1353.
>"I-I was NOT about to cry! The Great and Powerful Trixie does not-"
-
1354.
>You raised your brow at Trix, giving her an incredulous look.
-
1355.
>"...Ahem."
-
1356.
>"Here's your ticket. The train should be here in about..."
-
1357.
>You could already hear it approaching before she even finished.
-
1358.
>Your timing is flawless, as always.
-
1359.
"Thank you, Ms. Lulamoon. I'll think I'll eat your ass later or something."
-
1360.
>"WHAT?!"
-
1361.
>Her reaction was so perfect that you instantly burst into laughter.
-
1362.
>You took a seat on the bench beside the window, just outside her field of view.
-
1363.
>"E-Explain yourself, Anon! This instant!"
-
1364.
>You've never heard her this flustered before.
-
1365.
"No... I don't think I will. Think I'll just sit here and wait until it's time to depart."
-
1366.
>"You don't just say things like that to a mare!"
-
1367.
"Why not?"
-
1368.
>"B-Because..."
-
1369.
"Go on?"
-
1370.
>You're enjoying this too much, but it's fine.
-
1371.
>You now realize just how good things actually were before that horrifying dream.
-
1372.
>Maybe seeing Blubbercry act like a monster from a horror movie triggered it.
-
1373.
>Her animalistic gaze every time you looked outside of the Rape Shelter(TM) didn't help.
-
1374.
>And you're never going to forget the way she ran after you.
-
1375.
>After a few more minutes of dealing with an embarrassed Trixie, it was time to go.
-
1376.
"Alright, Trix. Gotta' go. Hopefully your situation will change soon."
-
1377.
>"I'd hope so! The Grrrreat and Powerful Trixie has more important matters to attend to!"
-
1378.
"If there's anyway I can help in the future, let me know. Later."
-
1379.
>"You've helped enough already, Anon. Thanks..."
-
1380.
>It's always nice hearing actual words of appreciation from Trixie.
-
1381.
>You took a seat inside an empty train car, got comfortable, and looked outside a nearby window.
-
1382.
>With lingering thoughts about the events of that dream, you closed your eyes for a little nap.
-
1383.
>Applejack must be wondering where you are right now.
-
1384.
>The real AJ would never do something as heinous as dream AJ, you truly believe that.
-
1385.
>Eventually, you nodded off, snoozing while thinking about tradwife Appul Horse.
-
1386.
-
1387.
>Stupid Anon.
-
1388.
>How dare he say something like that so casually?
-
1389.
>It's just him trying to mess with you, the same as it ever was, but something was different.
-
1390.
>This time, however, it felt like he knew something you didn't.
-
1391.
>Have you made a terrible mistake of some kind?
-
1392.
>As you pondered Anon's actions in your Great and Powerful monologue, a yawn escaped your lips.
-
1393.
>Is this how it feels to be a common worker?
-
1394.
>That overflowing bag of bits would come in handy for bringing your stage tricks back up to snuff.
-
1395.
>Where did he get that kind of money from?
-
1396.
>Your eyes were watery from the repeated yawning; They kept trying to close themselves.
-
1397.
>Would it be so bad if you just took a quick nap?
-
1398.
>As long as your manager doesn't catch you, nothing could go wrong.
-
1399.
>You're only in for three hours today anyway.
-
1400.
>To look like you were awake to anypony coming by, you started napping while sitting upright.
-
1401.
>Unfortunately, your poor sleep has caused you to develop a snoring problem.
-
1402.
>About ten minutes had passed, and you were already in dreamland, talking to Starlight.
-
1403.
>You've missed her presence a lot while she's been away at the Crystal Empire for the past two months.
-
1404.
>Anon being around has made her absence so much more bearable.
-
1405.
>Even if you don't want to admit it, if Starlight is your girl crush, then Anon is your boy crush.
-
1406.
>There's something refreshing about him that you can't place your hoof on.
-
1407.
>He's always so nice, yet he's constantly getting under your skin, and he's so unpredictable.
-
1408.
>It's never boring around him, and if there's one thing you hate, it's boredom.
-
1409.
>A smile grew on your sleeping snout as you dreampt happily.
-
1410.
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
-
1411.
"H-Huh? Whuh?! How can I help you?!"
-
1412.
>Dear Celestia, please don't be your manager.
-
1413.
>Once your eyes readjusted, you saw that it was actually Fluttershy.
-
1414.
"F-Fluttershy? How nice to see you! Are you here to buy a ticket?"
-
1415.
>"You know why I'm here, Trixie."
-
1416.
"W-What?"
-
1417.
>"I tracked Anon's scent all the way over here, he was here, I know it."
-
1418.
"Tracked his scent? Are you... stalking him?"
-
1419.
-
1420.
>"Which train did he take? Start spilling the beans, or you're gonna' g-get it."
-
1421.
>You've never heard Fluttershy "demand" something of somepony before, not like this.
-
1422.
"Hmph. Your threats don't intimidate a pony as powerful as I."
-
1423.
>You're unsure why she'd be following Anon, but it doesn't sound like she's up to anything good.
-
1424.
>After your standoff, she flew in front of the window and turned around.
-
1425.
>Your pupils shrank as her rear end was pressed up against the glass, tail raised.
-
1426.
>"Don't make me come in there. I'll... I'll defile you if I have to."
-
1427.
>Defile you?
-
1428.
>Her wet mare bits were in plain view, as she took up the entire window.
-
1429.
"I-I repeat, your threats are empty!"
-
1430.
>To your absolute terror, she pried herself off the wet glass, and disappeared.
-
1431.
"W-Wait, where are you-"
-
1432.
>The door to the booth flew wide open; You shrieked as Fluttershy ran inside.
-
1433.
>"D-Don't say I didn't warn you!"
-
1434.
"FLUTTERSHY, WAIT! WAI-"
-
1435.
>Ignoring your cries, she tackled you to the booth's floor, knocking your hat off.
-
1436.
>Before you knew it, all was darkness.
-
1437.
>Fluttershy's flanks were seated firmly against your face.
-
1438.
>Her scent is incredibly strong, it's almost overpowering.
-
1439.
>And by Celestia, she's anything but petite.
-
1440.
>How many pounds are on this pudgy mare's ass?
-
1441.
>You struggled underneath her, but alas, it was all in vain.
-
1442.
>Copious amounts of grool soaked your face as the surprisingly strong mare smothered you.
-
1443.
>"I've got all day, Trixie. T-Tell me... Mmmff... where Anon went."
-
1444.
>Between her words, she let out a moan of pleasure.
-
1445.
>She's not playing games.
-
1446.
>"I-I've got ways to make you talk."
-
1447.
>At all.
-
1448.
"MMMMMMGGHH-"
-
1449.
>"What was that? I-I couldn't hear you."
-
1450.
>For a moment, she didn't sound so threatening, only curious to hear your muffled words.
-
1451.
"MmmmMMHHH!"
-
1452.
>"Sorry, say it one more time?"
-
1453.
"MMMNNHTTNNN!"
-
1454.
>Fluttershy gasped, finally realizing what you said.
-
1455.
>"Manehattan?"
-
1456.
"Mmmhmm..."
-
1457.
>The yellow pegasus climbed off of you, and you could see the light of day once more.
-
1458.
>You coughed a bit, trying to gather yourself.
-
1459.
"N-Now, could you PLEASE tell me why you're looking for-"
-
1460.
>She was gone and out the door before you could even finish.
-
1461.
>You sat upright, looking stupid with Fluttershy's juices and musk on your face.
-
1462.
>As much as you hate to say it, that wasn't such a bad experience.
-
1463.
>There's seriously something wrong with you for enjoying that.
-
1464.
"Mother of Celestia, why me...?"
-
1465.
-
1466.
>Your feet hit the ground as you hopped off the train, and re-adjusted your satchel strap.
-
1467.
>You had to ask to the conductor to kindly stop and let you off.
-
1468.
>He obliged, so now it's time to start heading towards the camping spot.
-
1469.
>You're not very far at all, you can see the forest up ahead, as well as Neighagra Falls.
-
1470.
>"Bye, Anon. Hope you enjoy your trip."
-
1471.
>Maud, in her almost robotic tone of voice, said goodbye to you from inside the train.
-
1472.
>On your way up to the conductor, you spotted her looking out the window.
-
1473.
>There wasn't any harm in saying hello to her, so that's exactly what you did.
-
1474.
"Will do, Rocky. Maybe I'll drop by your farm one of these days."
-
1475.
"We can have a rock date. Y'know, to show me your rocks and stuff."
-
1476.
>"Sounds great."
-
1477.
>The train car door closed as you waved goodbye to Maud.
-
1478.
>It was time to get going.
-
1479.
>Last night, specifically your dream, was a bummer.
-
1480.
>A little more than a bummer, honestly.
-
1481.
>Almost all of your friends became Fluttershy 2, 3, 4, and 5.0.
-
1482.
>But after making a new friend, and doing something nice for Trixie, you feel significantly better.
-
1483.
>With a spring in your step, you started jogging towards the entrance to the forest.
-
1484.
>You and Spike knew that particular conductor pretty well ever since the last time you went camping.
-
1485.
>On the train's way back to Ponyville, you'll probably just do what you did last time.
-
1486.
>Coming back to the same tracks, waving as the train rolls by, and hopping onboard.
-
1487.
>Train conductors are such bros.
-
1488.
>After a few minutes of jogging, you were just outside the forest near Neighagra Falls.
-
1489.
>Rainbow has been making sure you stay in shape and it's definitely showing.
-
1490.
>You feel like you could run a marathon right now, you're so amped up.
-
1491.
>However, the last thing you should do is make a big fuss running around in the woods.
-
1492.
>For one, you don't want to alert every single nearby animal to your presence.
-
1493.
>You can't risk a repeat of the Everfree incident, even if these woods are much less dangerous.
-
1494.
>And two, you might seriously hurt yourself.
-
1495.
>If you remember right, the camping spot is at a fairly high elevation.
-
1496.
>You wouldn't want to accidentally trip up on a steep incline, roll, and get fucked up.
-
1497.
>Or die, for that matter.
-
1498.
>Rainbow would never recover from it.
-
1499.
>Also, if there's one thing your father made sure to pass on to you, it's that dying is gay.
-
1500.
>That old coot couldn't die even if he wanted to, he's just that stubborn.
-
1501.
>Kind of like you.
-
1502.
-
1503.
>The trek to the camping spot went about as normally as you expected it to.
-
1504.
>It's been a minute, but you think you remember the exact path to take.
-
1505.
>Similar to the way it was in your dream, the sky was overcast.
-
1506.
>That's not definitely not ominous or anything.
-
1507.
>The light drizzling of water droplets had already begun.
-
1508.
>The ground beneath you was wet, but far from muddy.
-
1509.
>Not yet, anyway.
-
1510.
>Reaching into your satchel, you pulled out a can of Meat-Substitute(TM).
-
1511.
>The lid came right off thanks to the convenient pull-tab.
-
1512.
>Your eyes were blessed by the delectable imitation meat therein.
-
1513.
>Like an insane person, you turned the can upside down and just started wolfing it down.
-
1514.
>It's so FUCKING GOOD.
-
1515.
>You couldn't stop eating the stuff even if you tried.
-
1516.
>The can was empty after a minute or two of chewing, along with some water from your canteen to wash it down.
-
1517.
>You're not a filthy litterer, so you shoved the empty can back in your satchel.
-
1518.
>Best fifteen bits you've ever spent, period.
-
1519.
>After hopping over a fallen tree, the all too familiar sound of rustling graced your ears.
-
1520.
>The momentary Meat-Substitute-induced joy you felt was cut short after hearing that.
-
1521.
>Like always, you whipped your head around to scan the area.
-
1522.
>Nothing.
-
1523.
>Pure silence.
-
1524.
>It was raining a little harder by now, and wind was beginning to whip at your body.
-
1525.
>Could have been a broken branch falling, or a little critter hiding from the rain or something.
-
1526.
>Still, the fact that you're feeling a breeze this strong is a little worrying.
-
1527.
-
1528.
>You're in a forest after all, a very thick one at that.
-
1529.
>It's nothing like the comparatively light winds you felt in the outskirts of Ponyville, during in your dream.
-
1530.
>This is much stronger.
-
1531.
>If there's a big storm coming, you, and this camping trip might be fucked.
-
1532.
>The storms in Equestria are absolutely ridiculous.
-
1533.
>Hopefully Spike is okay.
-
1534.
>And in a matter of seconds, you went from worrying about Spike, to worrying about yourself.
-
1535.
>Because something just crawled up your leg.
-
1536.
"WHA-"
-
1537.
>It's a fucking raccoon, an aggressive one at that.
-
1538.
"Shoo! Shoo, get the fuck out of here!"
-
1539.
>Swatting at it didn't do anything, and you couldn't get a hold of the damn thing.
-
1540.
>It was trying to get inside of your satchel, most likely to steal a can of Meat-Substitute(TM) from you.
-
1541.
>During your battle with the relentless trash panda, not much attention was paid to your footing.
-
1542.
>The raccoon suddenly hopped off of you, meanwhile, you had your back to a hill.
-
1543.
"OH! Shit, shit, shit!"
-
1544.
>The decline was sharp, so as soon as you lost your balance, you went tumbling down.
-
1545.
>On the way down, you fell through a few bushes, hit a few rocks, and much, much more.
-
1546.
>A tree eventually blocked your descent, but this was hardly a fortunate collision.
-
1547.
>Your back slammed into the trunk of the tree and your head was hit considerably hard.
-
1548.
>The world and everything in it was positively spinning.
-
1549.
>Your satchel rolled down the hill after you as your eyes started closing themselves.
-
1550.
>Coming here may or may not have been a horrible idea.
-
1551.
>Sleepy-time was upon you; You couldn't resist any longer as your muscles relaxed.
-
1552.
>You laid against the tree, unconscious, and getting rained on as the incoming storm developed.
-
1553.
>In hindsight, you probably shouldn't have opened up that can of Meat-Substitute(TM) when you did.
-
1554.
-
1555.
"AGH!"
-
1556.
>You woke up with a start, seemingly in an instant after passing out, and scrambled around.
-
1557.
>Your hands instinctively searched every nook and cranny of your body to check for damages.
-
1558.
>Somehow, you didn't feel any bruises, cuts, or anything like that.
-
1559.
>You didn't feel any pain at all.
-
1560.
>As a matter of fact, you felt quite unusual.
-
1561.
>Soon, you realized you were no longer in the forest beside Neighagra Falls.
-
1562.
>After looking around, you'd say you were in Canterlot Castle, on one of its many balconies.
-
1563.
>Standing on your feet, you looked up to see the moon shining brilliantly in the sky.
-
1564.
>Looks like it's night-time.
-
1565.
>Why are you here of all places, though?
-
1566.
>Were you dreaming again?
-
1567.
>"Hello, Anonymous."
-
1568.
>A voice belonging to none other than Celestia rang out from behind you.
-
1569.
>Once again, you whipped your head around to look.
-
1570.
>Your head is going to twist right the fuck off these days.
-
1571.
>It was indeed Celestia, cantering slowly towards you.
-
1572.
>You had a dumb, confused look on your face, but she looked as calm and elegant as ever.
-
1573.
>It's been one thing after another lately, back to back to back to back, and then some.
-
1574.
"S-Sunbutt?"
-
1575.
>She giggled in response to your rude, yet appropriate nickname.
-
1576.
>You'll never get used to her voice.
-
1577.
>The literal voice of a goddess, heavenly, and motherly.
-
1578.
>"You can never decide on one name to call a mare, can you?"
-
1579.
>"One day, your special somepony might get upset if they catch you nicknaming other mares."
-
1580.
"Pfft. Who said I was going to have a special somepony?"
-
1581.
>"Oh, I'm sure you will, Anonymous. You're quite the popular character."
-
1582.
"Yeah. A little too popular for my own good."
-
1583.
>"Better to have than to have not, don't you agree?"
-
1584.
"I suppose so."
-
1585.
>"And you are certainly not lacking in blessings."
-
1586.
>"You have a wonderful gift, Anon. I'm sure you'll find out what it is soon."
-
1587.
"Mmhmm, I'm sure I do."
-
1588.
"Also, what's with you types being so cryptic all the time?"
-
1589.
>"What type would that be, Anonymous? Am I your favorite?"
-
1590.
"You know that's not an easy question to answer, Sunbutt."
-
1591.
>"I see that my pupil has taught you a thing or two."
-
1592.
"Maybe you and her have too much in common, ever thought of that?"
-
1593.
>Once again, she merely giggles at your witty responses.
-
1594.
>Sunny D(TM) walked past you, her multi-colored flowing mane sparkling with magic.
-
1595.
>Or whatever the hell it is.
-
1596.
>As she passed you, you got a whiff of the most intense mare stench.
-
1597.
>Breathing that stuff in will surely drive you insane, so you promptly turned your head away.
-
1598.
>And it seems Twilight and Celestia have yet another thing in common.
-
1599.
>Fat horse asses.
-
1600.
-
1601.
>One can't stop eating burgers, and the other can't stop eating cake.
-
1602.
>"I can sense you staring, Mr. Anonymous."
-
1603.
>Every last one of these horses are cheaters, you swear.
-
1604.
"How am I NOT supposed to look? You ponies trot around nude all the time!"
-
1605.
"If you couldn't tell, public nudity is a crime where I come from, so..."
-
1606.
>"Still haven't gotten used to seeing bare flanks, I presume?"
-
1607.
>You're not a fan of where this conversation is going.
-
1608.
>Talking about flanks with the ruler of Equestria is doing things to you.
-
1609.
>Where is your self control when you fucking need it?
-
1610.
>Good thing this is probably a dream.
-
1611.
"Nope. I don't think I ever will, either."
-
1612.
>"There's nothing wrong with liking mares."
-
1613.
>"I must say, I've had my eyes on you ever since you came to this world."
-
1614.
"W-Why? Is there something special about me or something?"
-
1615.
"I'm just a regular guy; I wasn't even considered THAT attractive back home."
-
1616.
"Not that other humans thought I was ugly. I look good, goddamnit, but I'm no ten out of ten."
-
1617.
>Again, Celestia giggled at your words.
-
1618.
>"Perhaps your appearance is especially attractive to our species, then."
-
1619.
>She looked back at you with bedroom eyes powerful enough to blow a hole through your head.
-
1620.
>"If you'd like to know how a mare feels, go ahead. I won't stop you."
-
1621.
>Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
-
1622.
-
1623.
>You had to get away from her rear end.
-
1624.
>You HAD to.
-
1625.
>It doesn't matter if you're dreaming.
-
1626.
>Now isn't the time to be getting seduced by Celestia.
-
1627.
>Walking up next to her, you looked over the balcony to see Canterlot below.
-
1628.
"T-Thanks for the offer, but, uh... I don't know if I can handle that."
-
1629.
"Although, it does feel nice to be admired like that; I won't lie."
-
1630.
>"Is that so? Do you feel the same way when mares take matters into their own hands?"
-
1631.
>Her words suggested she was aware of your current predicament.
-
1632.
>You sighed, hanging your head and placing your hands on the rail.
-
1633.
"Most of the time, it doesn't bother me. It's an everyday thing, y'know?"
-
1634.
"If anything, it's only a problem when my feelings are completely ignored."
-
1635.
"Or... if they resort to knocking me the fuck out. Or death threats. Can't forget about those ones."
-
1636.
>"Both Luna and myself have been keeping an eye on your situation for the past week."
-
1637.
"I figured. Last night, I saw the two of you in a dream."
-
1638.
"Luna winked at me, and then disappeared, along with you."
-
1639.
>"Hmm...Did she, now?"
-
1640.
>You don't like the way she said that.
-
1641.
>You turned to look at the large, white horse next to you, with an embarrassed look on your face.
-
1642.
>She's laughing.
-
1643.
>Again.
-
1644.
"That's not what I meant! Y-Y'know, for a goddess, you've got a dirty fucking mind!"
-
1645.
>"I quite enjoy how you speak to everypony equally, regardless of who they are."
-
1646.
"I'm sure you do."
-
1647.
>"What can I say? It's very amusing."
-
1648.
>Ponies tease and mess with you just as much as you do to them, it's poetic.
-
1649.
>Raising a hand to Dream Sunbutt's back, you started running your hands through her coat.
-
1650.
>She's absolutely right, but you like it that way.
-
1651.
>It's nice to interact with everypony equally.
-
1652.
>Celestia seemed to appreciate the contact.
-
1653.
>"You're rubbing the real, flesh-and-blood ruler of Equestria, you know."
-
1654.
>Wat
-
1655.
-
1656.
"HUH?!"
-
1657.
>"Perhaps I should have told you sooner, but this is no dream."
-
1658.
>"Your real body is elsewhere, and I'm communicating with you using an advanced spell."
-
1659.
>"The form you're currently occupying is one comprised of magic."
-
1660.
>"The manner in which you fell unconscious was humorous, might I add."
-
1661.
>You're hearing what she's saying, but you're too busy losing your shit.
-
1662.
>Actual Celestia, THE Celestia said all of those things to you?
-
1663.
>Your magic, ethereal cock is about to tear open a hole in your magic, ethereal pants.
-
1664.
>"Anon, your facial expression is very telling. Have you no shame?"
-
1665.
>"Of course, my offer still stands. I've been wondering what a naked human looks li-"
-
1666.
"CAN'T HEAR YOU! AH-AH-AH, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
-
1667.
>You covered your ears, stepping away from the giggling sun goddess.
-
1668.
>This is too fucking much.
-
1669.
>You're just one human; You can only handle so much.
-
1670.
>And you'll be here with this damn horse for who knows how long at this rate.
-
1671.
>"My, what a reaction."
-
1672.
>Does this mean she brought you here just for this little chat?
-
1673.
>Curse this horny, magical talking horse.
-
1674.
"O-Okay, so, how do I wake my actual body up?"
-
1675.
>"Ask, and it shall be granted, Anonymous."
-
1676.
>"To tell you the truth, I was hoping you'd stay a bit longer."
-
1677.
"Jesus Christ, Celestia. We can do this later."
-
1678.
>"Oh? And what shall we 'do' later?"
-
1679.
"I fucking beg of you."
-
1680.
>"As you wish. I'll let you off easy this time."
-
1681.
>"When next we meet, do not expect me to give up so quickly."
-
1682.
>Her horn had begun to glow with that familiar golden hue.
-
1683.
>Your magical form faded away slowly, giving you enough time to wave goodbye to Sunbutt.
-
1684.
>Thank Celestia.
-
1685.
>Literally.
-
1686.
-
1687.
>It felt as though you were returned to your physical body.
-
1688.
>You returned in an odd state, and could only feel so much.
-
1689.
>Almost as if your senses were playing catch-up.
-
1690.
>Soon, you were plagued by a dull aching sensation in just about every single nerve.
-
1691.
>Your fingers twitched, your legs shifted, and your eyelids moved.
-
1692.
>Like a computer booting up, you were coming back to life.
-
1693.
>Slamming into that tree must have really fucked you up.
-
1694.
>Once most of your senses came back online, you could feel something lashing against your face.
-
1695.
>On second thought, dragging would be a better word.
-
1696.
>And your face felt wet, incredibly so.
-
1697.
>That could be because of the rain, but it wasn't the splishy-splashy kind of wet.
-
1698.
>It's more of the slimy-wimy kind of wet.
-
1699.
>The mere act of trying to open your eyes took a herculean amount of strength.
-
1700.
>When they finally opened, you saw something you weren't expecting in the slightest.
-
1701.
>The culprit was none other than a tongue.
-
1702.
>Fluttershy's tongue, to be more precise.
-
1703.
>Obviously, it was odd seeing her, as it implied that she followed you.
-
1704.
>But that's not very surprising.
-
1705.
>At the moment, you're still a bit dazed, and you lack the energy to really react to this.
-
1706.
>You have no idea how long had she been licking your face for.
-
1707.
>Strangely enough, it felt nice, amazing even, compared to the lingering pain from your fall.
-
1708.
>She didn't notice you were awake, so you ended up taking her slobbery tongue to the eyes.
-
1709.
"F-Fluttershy..."
-
1710.
>It took a lot of effort, but you raised your hand up to her, pushing her face back a bit.
-
1711.
>"O-Oh! Anon! You're awake!" Fluttershy looked like she was in heaven, nuzzling against your hand.
-
1712.
"God... damn..."
-
1713.
>It felt nice while it was happening, but now that she's stopped, your face just feels gross.
-
1714.
>That, and your clothes are damp.
-
1715.
>"Don't move too much, okay?"
-
1716.
>You moved your head enough to check your lower body.
-
1717.
>Your pants were still on, and nothing seemed to be out of place.
-
1718.
>That's a shocker.
-
1719.
>Did Fluttershy actually have enough decency not to defile you while you were unconscious?
-
1720.
>That's crazy.
-
1721.
>Pain surged through your head once more, pulsing much like a heartbeat would.
-
1722.
>To be fair, she did warn you.
-
1723.
-
1724.
"Anyway, mind telling me why you were licking my face while I was knocked out?"
-
1725.
>"I-I was only trying to wake you up, that's all. I promise."
-
1726.
"And should I even bother asking how you knew where to find me?"
-
1727.
>"Umm...Trixie told me."
-
1728.
>Trixie told her where you went?
-
1729.
>Why do you get the feeling something weird happened?
-
1730.
"Well, thanks for not raping my unconscious body. I appreciate that."
-
1731.
>Squirming with your back against the tree, you tried to get into a position where you could easily stand up.
-
1732.
>"A-Anon, let me help!"
-
1733.
"Silly horse. It'll take a lot more than that to keep me down."
-
1734.
>You were too distracted to realize it, but it's even darker than it was when you were talking to Sunbutt.
-
1735.
>The clouds over the area are blocking out a pretty good portion of the moonlight.
-
1736.
>Eventually, you got back on your feet and picked up your satchel.
-
1737.
>It's drizzling lightly, and the winds have died down, so you must have "slept" through the storm unharmed.
-
1738.
>Thank Celestia for that.
-
1739.
>"What were you doing out here in these woods?"
-
1740.
"Spike sent me a letter, told me to come meet him at our old camping spot at Neighagra Falls."
-
1741.
>"Spike? Hasn't he been away at the Crystal Empire?"
-
1742.
"He was, but now he's here. And he wanted me to come by myself."
-
1743.
"So... you being here kind of defeats the purpose of that."
-
1744.
>"Oh, sorry..."
-
1745.
"It's fine. I should have known better than to think I could have avoided you."
-
1746.
>"Y-You're not gonna' make me go back to Ponyville by myself, are you?"
-
1747.
"What? Of course not! Spike might not be happy about it, but I'm sure he'll understand."
-
1748.
>Speaking of Spike, you're not going anywhere in this darkness.
-
1749.
>You reached into your handy-dandy Satchel(TM) to pull out a small, electric lantern.
-
1750.
>This thing cost you at least three bags worth of bits, so you're glad it's still intact.
-
1751.
>It's a souvenir from a previous trip to Manehattan with Rarity.
-
1752.
>She had you try on all kinds of ridiculous bullshit while you were there.
-
1753.
>You'll never understand fashion.
-
1754.
>It turned on without a hitch, and the difference was like night and day.
-
1755.
>The lantern doesn't look like it would be very powerful, but it shines surprisingly bright.
-
1756.
>"B-By the way, is-
-
1757.
"No. Tongues are not my fetish."
-
1758.
>"Oh..."
-
1759.
>You had a feeling she was going to ask that.
-
1760.
>"...And I'm guessing you still know the way to the camping spot, right?"
-
1761.
"Oh, uh, yeah! Duh."
-
1762.
>You made one last check before walking off.
-
1763.
>Your trusty pocket knife was still in your right back pocket, and thankfully, it was retracted.
-
1764.
>Taking a knife to your ass during that slip would not have been fun, or pleasant.
-
1765.
-
1766.
>Your head continued throbbing, but the pain everywhere else was comparatively mild by now.
-
1767.
"I'm still a little woozy, but that's okay."
-
1768.
>As you held your head, it finally registered.
-
1769.
>This is the most respectful Fluttershy has been to you in a good minute.
-
1770.
>She's fetish guessing again, but other than that, this is a nice change of pace.
-
1771.
>Now if it would stay like that, that'd be swell.
-
1772.
"Come on, it shouldn't be too far from here."
-
1773.
>When you looked over your shoulder at Fluttershy, she wasn't following you.
-
1774.
"Uhh, Shy? What are you standing around for?"
-
1775.
>Nutter Butter wasn't responding.
-
1776.
>You didn't understand what was going on immediately, but it kicked in when you stepped closer to her.
-
1777.
>It's happening again.
-
1778.
>She's showing the same statue-like symptoms as before, when the two of you were in Everfree Forest.
-
1779.
>Your good friend, the Almighty Rainbow God-Emperor Beam Of Holy Protection(TM), suddenly exited your chest.
-
1780.
>More than likely, it was headed all the way back to Ponyville.
-
1781.
>Or more specifically, the castle.
-
1782.
>What in the flying fuck was really going on here?
-
1783.
>Are you even being "protected" at this point?
-
1784.
>Nothing was happening at all; She didn't do anything to you.
-
1785.
>You assumed this whole phenomenon with the Tree of Harmony started because it was trying to save you.
-
1786.
>Were you mistaken?
-
1787.
>Flashbacks of Fluttershy's Super Rapist(TM) mode hit you like a ton of bricks.
-
1788.
>This isn't good.
-
1789.
>This is totally not good.
-
1790.
>If she entered that state again, would you be able to handle her all by yourself?
-
1791.
>Is a simple slap to the face enough to wake her up?
-
1792.
>You ran through several possible scenarios in your head as quickly as you could.
-
1793.
>Twilight would be so proud of you if she could see the big brain calculations going on in your mind.
-
1794.
>For starters, you're still recovering from that fall.
-
1795.
>Secondly, it took both Twi's magic and Rainbow's strength to hold her down.
-
1796.
>And to your dismay, these clouds still haven't cleared.
-
1797.
>If anything, it's getting darker and darker.
-
1798.
>This lantern would end up being the only reason you can see, and if you dropped it, that's game over.
-
1799.
>She has better hearing than you, maybe even better sight, and she can smell the SHIT out of you.
-
1800.
>The smell part is the most worrisome out of them all.
-
1801.
>Trixie didn't know EXACTLY where you were heading, only that you wanted to board the train to Manehattan.
-
1802.
>Which means Fluttershy flew after the train, caught your scent, and came all the way over here.
-
1803.
>Hiding from her is fucking impossible, and you're miles away from the castle.
-
1804.
>You've determined that you're basically fucked beyond all reason.
-
1805.
>Your best option is to meet up with Spike, so you'd better get moving.
-
1806.
>Fast.
-
1807.
-
1808.
>Running through the clearing, you almost fell flat on your face.
-
1809.
>Thankfully, your hands were quick enough to break the fall.
-
1810.
>Your lantern rolled along the forest floor, stopping in front of a log.
-
1811.
>You rolled onto your back, struggling to catch your breath.
-
1812.
>"Anon?!"
-
1813.
>The dragon you came here to see shouted your name, before running over to you.
-
1814.
>The pitter-patter of tiny feet drew closer and closer.
-
1815.
>"W-What's with the rush?!"
-
1816.
"No... time... start... talking!"
-
1817.
>You spoke inbetween heavy, labored breaths.
-
1818.
>"Start talking? What are ya' talkin' about?!"
-
1819.
>"Are you okay?! Did something happen?! I-I mean, you just got here! Don't you wanna'-"
-
1820.
"...The reason... you asked me to come here! Spit it out!"
-
1821.
"It's important... Isn't it?"
-
1822.
>"Oh. Right."
-
1823.
>It took him a moment to reply; His frantic and shocked tone was replaced with one of dejection.
-
1824.
>He stepped away from you, waddling elsewhere.
-
1825.
>After shutting up long enough to breathe properly, you rolled over onto your stomach.
-
1826.
>Since you weren't sure how much time you have before Fluttershy wakes up, you hightailed it over here.
-
1827.
>It's rather unceremonious of you to show up gasping for air and panicked like this.
-
1828.
>Unfortunately, it's out of your hands.
-
1829.
>You're not sure what Spike wants, but whatever it is, you're hoping it won't take long.
-
1830.
>With shaky legs, you got up and reached for your lantern.
-
1831.
>No cracks, no scratches, no damage.
-
1832.
>Good.
-
1833.
>"Man, you look like you've been through a lot." Spike remarked, sitting on top of a log.
-
1834.
>His words made you chuckle.
-
1835.
"Trust me, you don't know the half of it."
-
1836.
>Spike had an entire setup ready for the two of you.
-
1837.
>A log for both of you to sit on, a campfire with a roaring, and a green flame.
-
1838.
>Hell, there was a spit-roasted chicken over the fire.
-
1839.
>The tents were still in good condition even after you both left them here.
-
1840.
>Spike did a great job staking those to the ground; The storm hardly even moved them.
-
1841.
>You expected no less from your little dragon bro.
-
1842.
>Wait, he's got a spit-roasted fucking chicken?
-
1843.
"Wha... Spike? Did you...?"
-
1844.
>"What's the matter, Anon? Thought I didn't have it in me to hunt?"
-
1845.
>"You ARE talking to a dragon, after all."
-
1846.
>He had the most cocky look on his face as he admired his own claws.
-
1847.
>A wide, toothy grin appeared on your face, and you almost burst into laughter.
-
1848.
"You're a riot, you know that, Spike?"
-
1849.
>Stuff like this is why you got along so well with him.
-
1850.
>Even after hanging around all these ponies his entire life, he's still a dragon on the inside.
-
1851.
>One day, he'll grow up and become a Giga Chad(TM) just like you.
-
1852.
-
1853.
>The throbbing pain in your head was finally beginning to subside.
-
1854.
>A while after waking up, you feared you had given yourself brain damage with that nasty fall.
-
1855.
>Luckily, you're sturdier than you give yourself credit for.
-
1856.
>You could hear the rushing waters of Neighagra Falls in the distance.
-
1857.
>As dark as it was, you could faintly see them, too.
-
1858.
>There's something really magical about this spot.
-
1859.
>That's exactly why the two of you claimed it for yourselves.
-
1860.
>If you had a flag, you'd have stabbed it into the ground here a long time ago.
-
1861.
>But it's a shame you don't have a lot of time.
-
1862.
>You'd love to sit down and talk with him for hours on end until you both pass the fuck out.
-
1863.
>That ticking rape-bomb is still out there in the woods, probably at the exact spot you left her in.
-
1864.
"So... What's the deal?"
-
1865.
>Again, his demeanor changed when you got right to the heart of the matter.
-
1866.
>Something must really be bothering him.
-
1867.
>"Um, it's a little complicated."
-
1868.
"Like, Twilight rummaging through books to find an answer to a centuries-old question, complicated?"
-
1869.
>"Nah. More like... emotionally complicated.
-
1870.
"Well? What is it?"
-
1871.
>"Err..."
-
1872.
>He was twiddling his claws, staring into the green campfire of his own creation.
-
1873.
"I don't judge, Spike. You know that."
-
1874.
>"Are ya' sure about that?"
-
1875.
"Okay, I know I make jokes with poor taste sometimes, but I'm serious."
-
1876.
"Tell me what it is, and I'll tell you about something I've been dealing with, too.
-
1877.
>"...It's a deal."
-
1878.
>Spike inhaled deeply, and exhaled, before looking you right in the eyes.
-
1879.
>"I-I've been thinking about leaving Ponyville. Maybe not for good, but..."
-
1880.
"That's it?"
-
1881.
>"Huh?"
-
1882.
"Spike, you're a fucking dragon."
-
1883.
"Frankly, I'm surprised you haven't distanced yourself a bit from ponies yet."
-
1884.
>"Ugh, I feel so stupid. I should have figured you'd say something like that."
-
1885.
"You're damn right you should have."
-
1886.
-
1887.
>"It's just that I've been wanting to, you know, broaden my horizons!"
-
1888.
>"Rarity said that to me a while ago, and I've been thinking about it ever since."
-
1889.
>"Remember that story I told you about the time I helped save the Crystal Empire?"
-
1890.
"Yeah? What about it?"
-
1891.
>"It made me feel... dependable! And... strong! And... independent."
-
1892.
>"And the others still see me as this... little baby dragon."
-
1893.
"Sounds like growing pains to me."
-
1894.
>"Growing pains?"
-
1895.
"The same thing happened to me when I was a teenager."
-
1896.
>"Really?"
-
1897.
"Yup. It felt like I was a big, strong man in a little boy's body."
-
1898.
>You turned away from Spike, looking into the cloudy skies above.
-
1899.
"Sometimes, I still see myself as that little boy."
-
1900.
"It's a part of growing up, that's all it is."
-
1901.
"Which brings me to my next question."
-
1902.
"Do you really want to leave Ponyville, or do you just want to speed up time?"
-
1903.
>"I... I think... I just want to speed up time."
-
1904.
>He looked defeated, but in a way that showed understanding.
-
1905.
>You walked up to him, and sat down on the same log.
-
1906.
"Listen, Spike. You're awesome. Just like me, just like Rainbow."
-
1907.
"You're gonna' live a long time, because from what I've read, you dragons live LONG lives."
-
1908.
"So, while you're young, just focus on setting up your future, yeah?"
-
1909.
>"Setting up my future, huh?"
-
1910.
"Yeah, one piece at a time. And if you want those ponies to take you more seriously, act like it."
-
1911.
>You stared into the green flames, thinking to yourself for a moment.
-
1912.
"I could use that advice just as much as you, honestly."
-
1913.
>Spike wrapped his arms around you, and you raised your arms in reaction, looking down at him.
-
1914.
>"Thanks, Anon. I knew you were the right guy to call."
-
1915.
"Any time, bro."
-
1916.
>The Dragon(TM) broke the hug, and started kicking his little legs as he sat with you happily.
-
1917.
>"On a side note, you remember Starlight, right?"
-
1918.
"Yeah, she's the mare Twi told me about. The one who almost ended the world."
-
1919.
>"Hehe... yeah. Listen, she told me she'd be coming back from the Crystal Empire soon."
-
1920.
>I know you love meeting ponies, so I figured I'd tell you."
-
1921.
"Can't wait. Twi thinks her and I would get along, so we'll see."
-
1922.
>"Oh, almost forgot! What were you going to tell me about in exchange?"
-
1923.
"Oh... Uh, Fluttershy is somewhere in the woods, and she's about to come rape me."
-
1924.
>"She's gonna' WHAT now?!"
-
1925.
>Spike was sufficiently taken aback from the sudden tonal shift.
-
1926.
"She's about to come rape me. A lot has been going on while you've been up there in Crystal Land."
-
1927.
>"L-Like what?"
-
1928.
-
1929.
>Over to your left, you suddenly heard a murder of crows cawing from afar.
-
1930.
>Having the satchel around you would only get in the way, so you dropped it.
-
1931.
>Reaching inside of it, you pulled out every can of Meat-Substitute(TM).
-
1932.
>You handed Spike two of them, and held two in your own hands.
-
1933.
>"Anon? Is this... fake meat?"
-
1934.
>You were too busy staring into the darkness behind the trees to answer Spike.
-
1935.
>Sweat started to roll down your brow; Your previous adrenaline had been reactivated.
-
1936.
>She's coming, and she's here for you.
-
1937.
>But not Spike.
-
1938.
>You don't want him getting caught up in this incoming shitstorm.
-
1939.
>With Spike's campfire lighting the area, you don't have to worry about your lantern.
-
1940.
>You can take her.
-
1941.
"Spike, go hide in the tent. Take the cans with you."
-
1942.
>"Hide?! Is Fluttershy coming?"
-
1943.
"Hurry up!"
-
1944.
>"O-Okay, I get it!"
-
1945.
"If things go south, I want you to throw those cans at her as hard as you can!"
-
1946.
>Spike hopped off the log and ran into one of the nearby tents.
-
1947.
>You hopped off the log yourself to face the pitch-black darkness of the woods.
-
1948.
>Holding a can of Meat-Substitute(TM) in the air, you were ready to throw it at a moment's notice.
-
1949.
>Her Rape Field(TM) is absolutely massive; You can feel it from here.
-
1950.
>And not a moment later, Fluttershy ran out of a bush, darting straight for you.
-
1951.
>You yeeted the can of fake meat at her as hard as you could.
-
1952.
>It hit her square in the head, bouncing off of her, and she tumbled onto the ground.
-
1953.
"S-Stay back, Fluttershy! Don't make me do this!"
-
1954.
>Even after taking a large, metal can full of food to the head, she got right back up.
-
1955.
>The look in her eyes was fierce, and she seemed to be much more resilient this time around.
-
1956.
>She wanted cock, and she needed it now.
-
1957.
>You tossed the second can of meat, hoping you'd nail her in the head again, but you missed.
-
1958.
>Or more accurately, she dodged it.
-
1959.
>By flying.
-
1960.
>DEAR CELESTIA, SHE'S EVOLVING
-
1961.
-
1962.
>Your stupid, human brain isn't equipped to handle flying predators.
-
1963.
>She darted at you once more, this time, with increased speed thanks to her wings.
-
1964.
>You frantically pulled your Stabby-Stabby(TM) out, but the craziest thing happened afterwards.
-
1965.
>Fluttershy took it in her mouth and flew off with it, before throwing it into the woods.
-
1966.
"M-My knife...!"
-
1967.
>You couldn't possibly have seen that coming.
-
1968.
>Why was she so smart all of a sudden?
-
1969.
>Her having all of that strength, speed, and intelligence isn't fair!
-
1970.
>The flying rapist performed a quick U-turn, and you had nothing but your bare hands.
-
1971.
>She slammed right into your chest, knocking you to the moist forest floor and pinning you.
-
1972.
>It felt like something had just been broken, but you didn't stop struggling.
-
1973.
>"Just... ACCEPT ME, ANON!"
-
1974.
"NO!"
-
1975.
>You tried to punch her, kick her off, push her, or anything else, but it just wasn't happening.
-
1976.
>Super Rapist(TM) deciding to grow a brain really threw a wrench in your plans.
-
1977.
>Fighting off a mare this sexually enraged was already too much.
-
1978.
>If she manages to free Anon Jr. in any way, shape, or form, that's good game.
-
1979.
>GG No re.
-
1980.
>You'll be cumming buckets until you fucking die.
-
1981.
>You'd love it if Spike started tossing those cans right about now.
-
1982.
>She got fed up with your squirming, and decided enough was enough.
-
1983.
>"Hold still! Quit MOVING!"
-
1984.
>Fluttershy spun around, presenting you with a view that incited an instant flashback.
-
1985.
>The last moments of your run-in with the fake, dream Twilight plagued your thoughts.
-
1986.
>Despite raising your arms in defense, the course of Fluttershy's ass wasn't affected at all.
-
1987.
>In layman's terms, she sat down right on top of your stupid head.
-
1988.
>To say that this has made breathing difficult is an understatement.
-
1989.
>Blubbershy over here is far heavier than you thought; You're practically drowning in a sea of yellow pudge.
-
1990.
>Her mouth went straight for your zipper, too.
-
1991.
>As you struggled to breathe underneath Nutter Butter, you felt your mind beginning to slip.
-
1992.
>Because you aren't just trying to fight off Fluttershy.
-
1993.
>No, no, no.
-
1994.
>Anon Jr. is equally as formidable, and he's never on your side when you need him to be.
-
1995.
-
1996.
>Every male ancestor in your bloodline would be proud of the erection you're sporting right now.
-
1997.
>It may be physiologically impossible to ignore the Collector's Edition Horse Pussy(TM) on your face.
-
1998.
>And of course, who could possibly forget about the Deluxe Ponut(TM)?
-
1999.
>Anon Jr. was freed from his prison, and Fluttershy resumed the hot dog eating contest from last week.
-
2000.
>Your hands were on her flanks, and you could definitely continue struggling against the Throat Goat(TM).
-
2001.
>Maybe shake her around, squirm about, or try to toss her off.
-
2002.
>You did none of those things.
-
2003.
>It was as if some alternate version of you, one with no restraint whatsoever, took control.
-
2004.
>Obviously, that's a load of shit.
-
2005.
>You were simply falling victim to biological desires.
-
2006.
>Excuses like, "it's not that bad", or, "you tried your best", filled your mind.
-
2007.
>"F-Fluttershy, what's gotten into you?! Didn't you hear what he said?!"
-
2008.
>It sounded muffled, but you could tell Spike was shouting at her.
-
2009.
>She didn't get off of you, nor did she forfeit the hot dog eating contest.
-
2010.
>In that moment, you thought about how lame you must look right now, getting dominated like this.
-
2011.
>That's okay.
-
2012.
>She's about as strong as three Applejacks, so you can't really stop her, anyway.
-
2013.
>After that, you thought about what Twilight would do if she were here to see this.
-
2014.
>There's a decent chance she'd find this hilarious and laugh, but that's not the only thing she would do.
-
2015.
>She'd use that powerful magic of hers to help you out.
-
2016.
>"No... means no!"
-
2017.
>A resounding metal clang echoed throughout the forest, and you can assume Spike tossed a can at her.
-
2018.
>She didn't stop.
-
2019.
>Hell, she didn't even slow down.
-
2020.
>It reminded you of how persistent Rainbow was in that dream.
-
2021.
>Even after getting left in the dust, she STILL followed after you.
-
2022.
>She didn't stop trying.
-
2023.
>"You're supposed to be friends!"
-
2024.
>Again, Fluttershy was this close to winning the competition.
-
2025.
>She'd be rewarded with a taste of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing(TM).
-
2026.
>However, what Spike just said brought you back from the brink.
-
2027.
-
2028.
>You and Fluttershy are supposed to be friends.
-
2029.
>Even if she does things you don't approve of sometimes, you have to accept her for who she is.
-
2030.
>You don't have to like the rape, you just have to accept it.
-
2031.
>When she first started to show early symptoms, even though they were mild, you started avoiding her.
-
2032.
>How bad did that avoidance make her feel?
-
2033.
>Didn't she JUST ask you to accept her?
-
2034.
>After Fluttershy froze for the second time, you questioned what the Tree of Harmony's intentions really were.
-
2035.
>Now, you finally understand.
-
2036.
>It was trying to get you to understand how your avoidant actions were driving the two of you apart.
-
2037.
>By turning Fluttershy into a Super Rapist(TM) that would aggressively hunt you down, no less.
-
2038.
>That's a cheesy way to interpret it, and it's still weird how she can't enter the castle.
-
2039.
>Maybe there's some metaphorical shit you're not understanding, but thinking about it hurts your brain.
-
2040.
>Something was obviously wrong with her, but you continued to hide inside your Rape Shelter.
-
2041.
>Meanwhile, she essentially suffered in silence and raped Pinkie for a week straight.
-
2042.
>And even before all of that, she was about to let wild bears maul you, just for some cock.
-
2043.
>Your reaction back then was pretty justified, but things should never have gotten to that point.
-
2044.
>To be honest, you deserve this.
-
2045.
>She may be a rapist, but you've been a bad friend to her, and you resent that.
-
2046.
>After realizing your mistakes, you lifted Fluttershy's butt off your face enough to be able to speak.
-
2047.
"F-Fluttershy, I accept you!"
-
2048.
>Almost instantly, she paused her ministrations.
-
2049.
>Thank Celestia she did, because you weren't going to last much longer.
-
2050.
>"You... what?"
-
2051.
"I accept you! I'm sorry for running away, and hiding, and avoiding you, and being a piece of shit!"
-
2052.
"I've been treating everypony fairly except for you!"
-
2053.
>Just as your tired arms were about to give, Fluttershy flew into the air.
-
2054.
>Your lungs felt like they were full of rocks.
-
2055.
>Spike ran over and kneeled down next to you, panicking.
-
2056.
>"Anon! Are you hurt?! Oh, there's no way you're not hurt, not after that! Show me where it-"
-
2057.
"Spike. Relax."
-
2058.
>"Hehe... Sorry. I'm just worried."
-
2059.
"I know, I know."
-
2060.
>"Oh, and... you've got a little something in your face."
-
2061.
>"More like a lot of something really, but..."
-
2062.
>Of course.
-
2063.
>Mare Juice(TM).
-
2064.
>"H-Here, let me get something for that. I've got a towel in my tent somewhere."
-
2065.
"Spike, I don't know how I feel about having you wipe Fluttershy's-"
-
2066.
>It's too late.
-
2067.
>He was already running off towards the tent.
-
2068.
"Goddammit."
-
2069.
-
2070.
>Fluttershy landed next to you, leaning over your face.
-
2071.
>"Do you really mean that, Anon?"
-
2072.
"Yeah, I mean it."
-
2073.
"From now on, things will be different, okay?"
-
2074.
"I'm finished ignoring you; That'll never happen again."
-
2075.
>"N-No, it's my fault."
-
2076.
>"Now I understand what kind of things I've been doing whenever I blank out."
-
2077.
>"You probably think I'm a monster!"
-
2078.
>She looked absolutely miserable, and that makes you upset.
-
2079.
>You should be the one crying your eyes out, not her.
-
2080.
"No, no, no..."
-
2081.
>You raised your hand to touch Fluttershy's face.
-
2082.
"I left you alone in the woods, frozen like a statue."
-
2083.
"Twice now! Okay?! Twice!"
-
2084.
"And I should have told Twilight what really happened even sooner than I did!"
-
2085.
"Instead of waiting an entire week to tell her like an... idiot."
-
2086.
>You just can't stop getting fucked up, can you?
-
2087.
>Along with that tackle to your ribs, you hurt yourself pretty badly struggling against her.
-
2088.
>It was getting harder and harder to talk.
-
2089.
"You're not some... thing I need to run away from, or a monster!"
-
2090.
"You're Fluttershy! My friend! If only I started acting like it sooner..."
-
2091.
>"Oh, Anon."
-
2092.
>Fluttershy nuzzled into your hand, just like earlier.
-
2093.
>"Found it! I knew that towel was in there somewhere."
-
2094.
>Spike returned from his tent with the towel, before taking some time to dry your face off.
-
2095.
>"You know, you two look pretty good together. Maybe you should-"
-
2096.
"Shut up."
-
2097.
>"I'm just messin' with you, Anon."
-
2098.
>"By the way, Fluttershy, I don't think I've ever seen you like that before!"
-
2099.
>"You were all like, WHAM! BAM! ZOOM!"
-
2100.
"Spike."
-
2101.
>"Sorry, sorry..."
-
2102.
>"W-Were we fighting?" Fluttershy looked over the campsite, spotting all of the meat cans laying about.
-
2103.
"I 'guess' you could call it fighting, but-"
-
2104.
>Some of them had burst open after making contact with her surprisingly thick skull.
-
2105.
"Wait, you're not hurt at all?"
-
2106.
>"No. I feel just fine, actually."
-
2107.
-
2108.
>This horse is something else.
-
2109.
>You felt an urge to get up and hug her, but your chest is fucked.
-
2110.
>For now, it looks like the ground is your resting place.
-
2111.
>Without a warning, your body tensed up as a powerful feeling washed over you.
-
2112.
>It was similar to the feeling of Mr. Rainbow coming out of you, but stronger.
-
2113.
>"Goodness, now that you mention it, something doesn't feel right."
-
2114.
>Not a second later, you came rainbows out of your chest.
-
2115.
>Lots of them.
-
2116.
>Fluttershy did too, and the rainbow beams rose up into the sky.
-
2117.
>The clouds were pierced and parted, allowing you to finally see moonlight again.
-
2118.
"GOD-"
-
2119.
>Did it have to come out of your chest?
-
2120.
>"Whooaaa, awesome!"
-
2121.
>Spike was enjoying it like a fireworks show, meanwhile, you were tearing up from the sudden pain.
-
2122.
>When the beams finally stopped doing their thing, you clutched your chest.
-
2123.
>"Anon, w-what just happened to us?!"
-
2124.
"We came... rainbows, Fluttershy. We came rainbows."
-
2125.
>That may have signalled the end of this little friendship problem.
-
2126.
>"Fluttershy! Anon! Spike! What the hay just happened?!"
-
2127.
>You could have sworn you just heard Rainbow Dash nearby.
-
2128.
>"S-Spike?"
-
2129.
>Twilight's voice graced your ears as well, so it looks like you're not crazy.
-
2130.
>The two of them flew over the campsite, with Twilight landing, and Rainbow remaining in the air.
-
2131.
>"Man, am I glad you two showed up! Anon is hurt pretty bad!"
-
2132.
>"Ummm, Anon and I had a fight..."
-
2133.
>"Y-You're not lying! There's meat cans all over the bucking place!"
-
2134.
>Rainbow hovered above you to look at your sorry condition.
-
2135.
>"A-And... is that your... C-COCK?!"
-
2136.
>Dash was a stuttering mess, her pupils as tiny as pinpricks, blushing profusely.
-
2137.
>This is a little awkward, considering she's never seen Anon Jr. before.
-
2138.
"D-Don't look, bro! Pretend you didn't see it!"
-
2139.
>"I-IT'S A LITTLE TOO LATE FOR THAT!"
-
2140.
>Twilight stifled yet another one of her infamous, inappropriately timed laughs.
-
2141.
-
2142.
>"The other girls were asleep, but Dash and I were at the castle wondering where you've been all day."
-
2143.
>"That's when the map started showing Fluttershy's location, so we flew over as fast as we could."
-
2144.
>That sounds about right.
-
2145.
>As long as Fluttershy was following you, there's no way this camping trip could've been a private affair.
-
2146.
>"Yeah, you totally missed our lunch date, bro!"
-
2147.
"Sorry, but... Spike wanted to see me. Privately."
-
2148.
"I tried to respect that as best as I could."
-
2149.
>"I see. What did you want to see him for, Spike?"
-
2150.
>Twilight walked over to the little guy, putting a hoof on his head.
-
2151.
>"Oh, y-you know, just a top secret meeting between bros! You wouldn't get it."
-
2152.
>"Uh-huhhh..."
-
2153.
>Grand Autismo sounded pretty skeptical, as usual.
-
2154.
>"And you, Fluttershy!"
-
2155.
>"M-Me?"
-
2156.
>Fluttershy practically shrunk as Rainbow pointed a hoof at her.
-
2157.
>"What's been going on with you, lately!?"
-
2158.
>"Why did you follow Anon all the way out here, beat him up, and..."
-
2159.
>Her little heart wasn't brave enough to finish that sentence.
-
2160.
>"W-Whatever else you did! I thought you were just having one of those crushes again!"
-
2161.
>"But this?! This is messed up, Fluttershy!"
-
2162.
>Butter Horse looked like she was moments away from bawling her eyes out.
-
2163.
"Rainbow, don't..."
-
2164.
>"What do you mean, 'don't'?!"
-
2165.
"She didn't mean it. It turns out there really was a 'friendship problem' going on."
-
2166.
"But, it's mostly my fault. I haven't been staying by her side to help like I should have."
-
2167.
>"How is it YOUR fault if she RAPES you, for Celestia's sake?!"
-
2168.
>She finally said the word.
-
2169.
>Rape(TM).
-
2170.
-
2171.
"Sometimes, Dash, you've gotta be the bigger... uhh... man. Pony. Whatever."
-
2172.
"Regardless of what she's done, all I've done for the past month, or even longer, is avoid her."
-
2173.
"I kept hoping and thinking about 'fixing' the friendship, when all I needed to do was 'accept' her."
-
2174.
"How would you feel if I purposefully started avoiding you?"
-
2175.
>"W-Well..." Rainbow had hung her head, sounding somewhat defeated.
-
2176.
>"He's right, Rainbow. You saw the way Fluttershy was acting yesterday. That wasn't normal." Twilight added.
-
2177.
>"Yeah, you're right... Sorry for snapping at you like that, Fluttershy."
-
2178.
>"I-It's okay, Rainbow." Fluttershy replied, flying into the air and hugging Dash.
-
2179.
>"And I was too distracted with my books to take this more seriously. Ugh!"
-
2180.
>"Sorry, Fluttershy."
-
2181.
>"Don't worry about it, Twilight. Everything's okay now."
-
2182.
>Autism Supreme and Yellow Ted Bundy approached each other to share a hug.
-
2183.
"Just blame me for that one, Twi. I was dismissive as hell."
-
2184.
"Remember? I waited an entire week to tell you what really happened in those woods."
-
2185.
"You might not have taken it as seriously because I was acting like it was just her 'time of the month'."
-
2186.
"Even after I found she raped Pinkie for a week straight, I didn't-"
-
2187.
>Did you just tell them about that?
-
2188.
>You totally didn't mean to tell them about that.
-
2189.
>Oh dear.
-
2190.
>"SHE DID WHAT?!"
-
2191.
>"I did... what?!"
-
2192.
>Rainbow's voice hit maximum volume, Spike was blushing, and Twi was trying so hard not to laugh.
-
2193.
>Fluttershy looked horrified, ashamed, and another emotion that you can't quite place your finger on.
-
2194.
>Not going to lie, it was a little funny to see Pinkie all deflated like an empty balloon yesterday.
-
2195.
>You're such a shit friend.
-
2196.
"F-Forget I said that, yeah?"
-
2197.
"Can you guys help me up? And, uh... put away Anon Jr. for me?"
-
2198.
>"D-DO IT YOURSELF!"
-
2199.
"See, I'd love to, but I'm having some difficulties moving at the moment."
-
2200.
"You're not scared, are you? It's not gonna' bite you or-"
-
2201.
>"J-JUST STOP!"
-
2202.
>She looked away from your junk, but you still caught her peeking out of the corner of her eyes.
-
2203.
>Anon Jr. is a very powerful being.
-
2204.
>Even now, he's still making your ancestors proud.
-
2205.
>"I'll do it, Anon."
-
2206.
>And Fluttershy was approaching him.
-
2207.
"U-Uhh... maybe it'd be best if Twilight used her... JESUS, DON'T BITE IT-"
-
2208.
-
2209.
>You tilted your head as far up as you could manage, fearing for Anon Jr.'s safety.
-
2210.
>She took him in her mouth once more, somehow managing to put him back behind bars, where he belongs.
-
2211.
>Even now, you'd rather not have Fluttershy anywhere near your hot dog, but that's okay.
-
2212.
>This is the way it's meant to be.
-
2213.
>She's your little rapist, almost like a pet.
-
2214.
>Still, could she have at least used her wings instead?
-
2215.
"D-Did you have to use your mouth for that? Oh, never mind."
-
2216.
"Thanks, Fluttershy..."
-
2217.
>Your words trailed off as you thanked her in an exhausted tone of voice.
-
2218.
>"No problem, Anon."
-
2219.
>F-FLUTTERSHY!"
-
2220.
>Rainbow was livid, Spike was still blushing, and Twilight looked curious more than anything else.
-
2221.
>"That thing sure is extra sensitive, huh?" Twi sounded like she was taking mental notes on human genitalia.
-
2222.
"Can we all just go back to Ponyville?"
-
2223.
"Pretty sure I need some kind of medical attention for this chest wound, something might be broken."
-
2224.
>"S-Sorry again, Anon."
-
2225.
"Apology accepted."
-
2226.
"Anyway, don't you have a teleport spell that can take us back, Twi?"
-
2227.
>"I was just about to get to that."
-
2228.
>Suddenly, Fluttershy gasped loudly, and you tilted your head in reaction.
-
2229.
>"S-Spike! Did you kill that chicken?"
-
2230.
>"Uhh... yes?"
-
2231.
"Cut him some slack, Shy. He is a dragon, y'know."
-
2232.
"Don't you feed your animals fish and stuff like that?"
-
2233.
>"Yes, but not chickens..."
-
2234.
"Oh well, fuck em'. Survival of the fittest."
-
2235.
>"Anon!"
-
2236.
"What?"
- 2237.
-
2238.
>"BAAAAHAHAHA-"
-
2239.
>Rainbow keeled over laughing, as did Twilight, and Spike eventually joined in, too.
-
2240.
"Heh..."
-
2241.
-
2242.
>"W-What's so funny?"
-
2243.
>Your chest wasn't happy about it, but you couldn't help but chuckle.
-
2244.
>Her questioning only made it funnier.
-
2245.
>"Ohhh, Celestia! That's too much..." Twilight got back up, wiping her excessive tears away with a hoof.
-
2246.
"Hey... Spike, mind holding my satchel for me?"
-
2247.
>"Aye-aye, captain! Wait... I'd better grab my bag and stuff, too."
-
2248.
>Tip-tap, tip-tap, went the sound of tiny little dragon feet.
-
2249.
>Seeing him grab your satchel reminded you of something.
-
2250.
"Ugh! I just realized!"
-
2251.
"Almost all the meat substitute is FUCKED!"
-
2252.
"And my knife! Uggghhh..."
-
2253.
>You groaned, voicing your frustration.
-
2254.
>"You sound more worried about those than yourself." Spike said disappointedly, holding your satchel.
-
2255.
>"I'm just glad you're okay, bro!" Rainbow must have been worried sick when you missed lunch.
-
2256.
>After all, you haven't missed a single lunch date ever since you started having them with her.
-
2257.
>"Alright, Twilight! Fire up that spell!" Rainbow shouted, pointing a hoof at Book Horse.
-
2258.
>"Working on it! Stand close, everypony!"
-
2259.
"Can't move."
-
2260.
>"O-Oh, right, sorry... Everypony, stand by Anon!"
-
2261.
>Twilight, Rainbow, Fluttershy, and Spike all corralled around you, waiting to be teleported.
-
2262.
>Twi's horn illuminated the campsite, the lighting of her purple magic fusing with Spike's green-lit campfire.
-
2263.
>You felt something of a warm, fuzzy feeling inside.
-
2264.
>Not from the magical energy gathering around the five of you, though.
-
2265.
>It's from a feeling of satisfaction; The kind you feel after doing the right thing.
-
2266.
>What'll it be like spending time with Fluttershy again, you wonder.
-
2267.
>You'd have plenty of time to think about that while you rest.
-
2268.
>In less than a second, you were teleported miles and miles away, along with the others.
-
2269.
>Having such a drastic change in environment leaves you dizzy every time.
-
2270.
>It's not the first time Twilight has teleported you somewhere.
-
2271.
>The last time, it left you a vomiting, disoriented mess.
-
2272.
>A mess that you had to clean up, of course.
-
2273.
>"Is everypony alright? What about you, Anon?" Twi asked, checking to make sure everything is in order.
-
2274.
"Well, I don't feel like throwing up my breakfast, so..."
-
2275.
>Your gag reflex triggered as soon as you finished talking.
-
2276.
>"Maaaaybe you should take it easy on the talking for a sec', bro."
-
2277.
>After Rainbow spoke, a mighty yawn escaped her fast horse mouth.
-
2278.
>"Twi... you mind takin' over and watching him for me?"
-
2279.
>"I've got Wonderbolt practice in the morning and I'm beat."
-
2280.
-
2281.
>"Don't worry, Dash. I'll take care of him."
-
2282.
>You're not sure if a fan of the way she said that.
-
2283.
>"Don't go dying on me overnight, okay? I'll swing by RIGHT after practice, bro!"
-
2284.
"Later."
-
2285.
"Oh, and sorry for throwing my knife at you."
-
2286.
>"Huh? What the hay are you talkin' about? Did you hit your head or something?"
-
2287.
"Yeah... you could say tha-
-
2288.
"OUUEEUUGH-"
-
2289.
>"I warned you, didn't I? What am I gonna' do with you, huh?"
-
2290.
>"Anyways, good luck, Twi."
-
2291.
>"Good night, Rainbow Dash!" Spike happily chimed, waving goodbye to her.
-
2292.
>"B-Bye Rainbow." Fluttershy was staring at your chest, probably thinking about the damage she did.
-
2293.
>Rainbow said her last words, before zooming out of the castle.
-
2294.
>"I would appreciate it too, Twilight."
-
2295.
>"I'd stay for a while, but I have to go feed the animals, and it's getting pretty late."
-
2296.
>"No problem, Fluttershy. I'm used to Anon hanging around the castle by now, so this is no different."
-
2297.
>"Speaking of which, Spike, do you mind getting my bed ready for Anon?"
-
2298.
>"Okay! On it!"
-
2299.
>Spike, carrying your satchel, as well as his own camping bag, ran off into the hallway.
-
2300.
>He's much stronger than he lets on, for such a little guy.
-
2301.
>Fluttershy started leaving as well, heading out the double doors.
-
2302.
>"Good night, Anon. Get plenty of rest, okay? I'll come by in the morning."
-
2303.
>Nutter Butter looked back to say goodbye to you as she walked, her plot in plain view.
-
2304.
>Bad Anon.
-
2305.
>Bad.
-
2306.
>Stop looking at horse ass.
-
2307.
"Uh-huh. I'm sure I will."
-
2308.
"W-Whoa!"
-
2309.
>All of a sudden, Twilight's magic lifted you into the air, bringing you with her.
-
2310.
>"Come on, big guy. Let's get you in bed."
-
2311.
"Please don't fucking drop me."
-
2312.
>"I wouldn't dream of it; What kind of mare do you take me for?"
-
2313.
"The fucking with me type."
-
2314.
>Twi giggled playfully as she carried you off to her bed.
-
2315.
-
2316.
>It would be funny if accepting one rapist meant accepting another.
-
2317.
>Because Twilight is being exceptionally saucy today, and you're worried for your safety.
-
2318.
>If Anon Jr. is woken from his restful slumber again, you're not accountable for what happens.
-
2319.
>As Twilight levitated you down the hallway, you contemplated what to do first after you recover.
-
2320.
>At the current moment, you're drawing a blank.
-
2321.
>"Thinking hard up there, Anon?"
-
2322.
"Hmm... you could say that."
-
2323.
>"You're acting just a liiiittle bit unusual."
-
2324.
"Let me guess. I'm more talkative and social than this?"
-
2325.
>"Thats... exactly what I was going to say. Word for word."
-
2326.
"So much has been happening lately, y'know?"
-
2327.
"It's got me thinking about stuff I normally wouldn't."
-
2328.
"I'm worried I might turn into you if this keeps up."
-
2329.
>"Turn into me? What's that supposed to mean, hmm?"
-
2330.
"A nerd."
-
2331.
>"Something tells me that's not what you meant."
-
2332.
"Nope, that's exactly what I meant."
-
2333.
"Twilight Sparkle."
-
2334.
>"Anonymous."
-
2335.
>Twi gave you a playful look, sticking her tongue out at you.
-
2336.
>She brings something out of you, and you bring something out of her.
-
2337.
>As far as you know, she doesn't act like this constantly with anypony else.
-
2338.
>It's never a dull moment with Autism Supreme.
-
2339.
>That little exchange reminded you of something.
-
2340.
"Hey, Twi."
-
2341.
>"Hmm?"
-
2342.
"Were you worried about me?"
-
2343.
>"Uhh, worried about you when?"
-
2344.
"No particular time. Just in general."
-
2345.
>"Are you okay, mister? And I'm not talking about your injuries."
-
2346.
"Answer the question, Oh Purple One."
-
2347.
>"Of course I am!"
-
2348.
>Twilight seemed thoroughly confused by your question, no shocker there.
-
2349.
"Good. That makes me really happy, Twi."
-
2350.
-
2351.
>"There's something you're not telling me. Start talking."
-
2352.
"What, is it so wrong to ask a question like that?"
-
2353.
>"That's not a question friends normally ask each other out of the blue, Anon."
-
2354.
>"Maybe you should brush up on some of my friendship lessons."
-
2355.
"I'm gonna' brush up on you."
-
2356.
>That sounded about a million times better in your head.
-
2357.
>"Oh? When?"
-
2358.
>Shit.
-
2359.
"Forget I said anything."
-
2360.
>"Twilight, one. Anon, zero."
-
2361.
"W-We were competing?"
-
2362.
>Twi laughed heartily at your reaction, and her magic wavered for a moment.
-
2363.
"T-Twi. Please."
-
2364.
>"I won't drop you! Quit worrying so much."
-
2365.
"You telling me that is rich."
-
2366.
>This conversation is everlasting.
-
2367.
>One of you, doesn't matter who, always has a witty retort cocked and loaded.
-
2368.
>After that playful chatting, Twi finally brought you to her room.
-
2369.
>It wouldn't surprise you if she purposefully walked slower this entire time.
-
2370.
>Spike left your satchel right by the bed, ready and waiting for when you'd need it.
-
2371.
>"Alright, momma's gonna' tuck you in."
-
2372.
"You're enjoying this way too much."
-
2373.
>"It's not often that I have you to myself like this, let me enjoy it."
-
2374.
"Not often? What about the entirety of last week?"
-
2375.
>"This time is different, Anon."
-
2376.
>Twi levitated you over to her bed, laying you onto it.
-
2377.
"Not sure if I like the sound of that."
-
2378.
>Twilight stood up on her rear hooves, placing her front hooves on the bedside.
-
2379.
>"You're lucky you're injured, Anon."
-
2380.
>"There's something I've been wanting to test out."
-
2381.
"You can test out a hug, if you want."
-
2382.
>"A hug? Not much experimenting to be had there, Mr. Human."
-
2383.
"Purple horse hug human. Hug human now."
-
2384.
>"Alright, alright..."
-
2385.
-
2386.
>Twi wrapped her hooves around you, mostly the neck area, to avoid putting pressure on your chest.
-
2387.
>You brought a hand to her mane, scritching behind her ears.
-
2388.
>Her ears flicked up and down; Your inner 'HNNNNGH' was in full force.
-
2389.
>It only grew stronger as she pulled back from the hug, looking you right in the eyes.
-
2390.
>You've never had her this close to you before, not like this, at least.
-
2391.
>This is exactly what you needed at the end of that dream.
-
2392.
>"Well?"
-
2393.
"Got what I wanted."
-
2394.
>"Are you sure that's it?"
-
2395.
"If there's something else YOU want, feel free to speak up, Ms. Sparkle."
-
2396.
>Your eyes widened as Twilight leaned in, pressing her lips against yours.
-
2397.
>After a few, admittedly awkward seconds, she pulled away.
-
2398.
>It took your brain a few moments to fully catch up.
-
2399.
>That's the first time you've ever kissed a pony, and it was weird.
-
2400.
>But you know, it's nothing serious, really.
-
2401.
>Save for the fact that she's just shoved her horse tongue down your fucking throat.
-
2402.
>The sudden act shocked you, but you didn't want to show her your nerves, so you simply pulled back.
-
2403.
>A horse of this nature would surely use that against you; You've got to do better.
-
2404.
>Especially after the weakness you displayed to Celestia.
-
2405.
"Couldn't control yourself, you little sperg?"
-
2406.
"Last time I checked, you don't just kiss your friends out of nowhere."
-
2407.
>Your unwillingness to lose lets her get away with all kinds of things.
-
2408.
>This is definitely one of those times.
-
2409.
>"Wow. No compliments or anything?"
-
2410.
"Eh. I've had be... Let me not finish that sentence."
-
2411.
>You've fallen right into her trap.
-
2412.
>Foolish, foolish Anon.
-
2413.
>"Go on." Twi replied, giving you the world's deadliest bedroom eyes.
-
2414.
>That face could fucking kill.
-
2415.
>For an egghead, she has no business looking this good.
-
2416.
"Ahem... Anyway, what are we going to do about the whole possibly broken ribs thing?"
-
2417.
"I'm guessing I'm due for the Ponyville clinic in the morning."
-
2418.
>"Actually... the clinic has been closed for a while."
-
2419.
"For a while? How long has it been?"
-
2420.
>"About... four days now."
-
2421.
>"There was an accident, something to do with chemicals, I think."
-
2422.
"Fuck."
-
2423.
>"Luckily, Nurse Redheart wouldn't mind coming by to treat you herself."
-
2424.
-
2425.
"Really? Surely, she's got other-"
-
2426.
>"Anon, trust me, she would jump at the chance to help you."
-
2427.
>"She's been dying of boredom for the last few days."
-
2428.
"Hmm... sounds like she's been chatting you up."
-
2429.
>"I've been dropping by her home whenever I can, just to say hello."
-
2430.
>"Before that accident, I was helping her... 'x-ray' a few patients."
-
2431.
"The way you said that made it sound like something unorthodox."
-
2432.
>"No, no, It's nothing like that."
-
2433.
>"I just scanned over their bodies with my magic, and told her what I saw."
-
2434.
>"That's probably what I'll end up doing to you in the morning after I bring her over."
-
2435.
"As long as you don't accidentally zap me with magic."
-
2436.
>"If I zap you, it'll be on purpose."
-
2437.
"Twi, that's a terrible thing to make a joke about."
-
2438.
>"I'd never hurt you, Anon. You know that."
-
2439.
>You felt a soft coat and snout as Twilight cuddled her face against yours.
-
2440.
>That dream did a number on you in more ways than you can count.
-
2441.
>Would you have accepted this much affection from horses before?
-
2442.
>Would you even consider getting involved with a horse?
-
2443.
>You acted as if you weren't planning on it when Celestia brought it up.
-
2444.
>That's completely true, though.
-
2445.
>You aren't, but It's sort of... happening.
-
2446.
>Which begs the question, who do you have such feelings for at the moment?
-
2447.
>"No petting this time, hmm?"
-
2448.
"What are you, a cat?"
-
2449.
>"I'll raise my flank in the air if you want."
-
2450.
"Out."
-
2451.
>"It's my room, Anon."
-
2452.
"Get-"
-
2453.
>"Okay, okay, I'll get back to my studies. I wasn't ready to sleep anyway."
-
2454.
"You WILL be getting some sleep tonight, though... right?"
-
2455.
>"Nah. As soon as Redheart and I finish looking you over in the morning, I'll head straight to bed."
-
2456.
"Alright, Twi. Don't overdo it. You remember what happened the last time you didn't get sleep."
-
2457.
>"Aww, are you worried about me, Anon?"
-
2458.
"Begone, Purple One."
-
2459.
>Purple Intelligence finally took her leave, heading back to her treasure trove of books.
-
2460.
>You're not sure if you'd survive sleeping in the same bed as Twilight.
-
2461.
>You'd be lucky to get even a wink of sleep through her constant teasing.
-
2462.
>Closing your eyes, you relaxed your muscles and took a deep breath.
-
2463.
>Today was probably one of the most eventful days since you've been in Equestria.
-
2464.
>You're not sure if you'd prefer it to stay that way or not.
-
2465.
>You breathed your last conscious breath for the night, and passed out.
-
2466.
-
2467.
_
-
2468.
-
2469.
>22nd.
-
2470.
>The sounds of casual conversation passed your hearing, arousing you from your slumber.
-
2471.
>There's always something funny about waking up.
-
2472.
>That wonderful groggy feeling you get where you're a little woozy .
-
2473.
>Which is funny, because you don't feel like that right now at all.
-
2474.
>As a matter of fact, you feel exceptionally well rested.
-
2475.
>It's enough to make you want to jump out of bed.
-
2476.
>"A-Anon, don't move so much!"
-
2477.
>You looked up to see Twi and Redheart staring at you like you're crazy.
-
2478.
>Twi had called out to you, urging you not to get out of bed.
-
2479.
>"Anonymous, please, lay still so I can-" Redheart began to speak, before you interjected.
-
2480.
"What?"
-
2481.
>"Your injury! Twilight said you could hardly stand last night because of it!"
-
2482.
"Yeah, but it doesn't hurt at all right now. In fact..."
-
2483.
>"That doesn't mean you should just-" Twi continued on, but stopped when you hopped out of bed.
-
2484.
"I feel... fine! Great, even!"
-
2485.
>"T-Twilight, scan Anonymous for me, if you would."
-
2486.
>"I-I'm on it!"
-
2487.
>Twilight's magic ran over your body like one of those scanners in a sci-fi movie.
-
2488.
>"Seriously, Anon. As much pain as you were in last night, you should know better than to..."
-
2489.
"Better than to what?"
-
2490.
>"Uhh..."
-
2491.
>"What do you see, Twilight?"
-
2492.
>"Well, I expected to see some fractures in his ribs, or maybe some swelling..."
-
2493.
>"...And I do, but it's so insignificant that he may as well not be injured!"
-
2494.
>"In fact, his bones are... they're healing themselves!"
-
2495.
>"H-Healing themselves? What do you mean, Twilight?"
-
2496.
>"It's hard to see because of how small it is, but the fractures are... stitching themselves?"
-
2497.
>Twilight finished that sentence with a curious tone, and she sounds just as bewildered as Redheart.
-
2498.
>"Stitching? By Celestia, just what are you seeing in there?"
-
2499.
-
2500.
"I tried to tell you two!"
-
2501.
"When I woke up, I felt incredible! Like Fluttershy never tackled me in the first place!"
-
2502.
"It was mostly in my left rib, but now, there's no pain, no discomfort, nothing!"
-
2503.
"Here, let me prove it..."
-
2504.
>You raised your right hand, beating it against your chest.
-
2505.
"See?"
-
2506.
>"Twilight, no offense, but... did you bring me to a patient that can heal themselves?"
-
2507.
>"I-I didn't mean to! He's never displayed any kind of... whatever this is!"
-
2508.
>Twilight went full on nerd mode; You could feel her magic focusing on your chest.
-
2509.
>"Do y'all have some kind of weird human power that ya' haven't told us about?"
-
2510.
>A familiar voice, one belonging to a particular farm horse, sounded from outside Twi's room.
-
2511.
"AJ?"
-
2512.
>Twi's door swung fully open, and in came the rest of the Mane 6, including Spike.
-
2513.
>"Hiya, Nonny!"
-
2514.
>Pinkie was hopping about as she usually would, so it's nice to see that she's feeling better.
-
2515.
>"H-Hi, Anon. Thank goodness you're feeling better... I think." Fluttershy sounded very, very pleased.
-
2516.
>The guilt Fluttershy felt from what happened last night sounds like it's already out the door.
-
2517.
>"And here I was, thinking you'd be a mess this morning. Good to see you, Anonymous."
-
2518.
"Hey, Rarity. And no, unfortunately, you don't get to see me at my lowest point today."
-
2519.
>"I was under the impression your little mishap in Manehattan was your lowest point."
-
2520.
"SSHHHH! SSHH! Don't say anything about that! Remember our deal?"
-
2521.
>"How could I ever forget? You were-"
-
2522.
"Rarity."
-
2523.
>"What? I'm a lady of my word! A deal is a deal."
-
2524.
"I've got my eyes on you, you uppity little horse..."
-
2525.
>"We didn't wanna' disturb y'all, so we were just hangin' out in the hallway, listenin'."
-
2526.
>"Fluttershy kept us busy explainin' what even happened yesterday in the first place."
-
2527.
>"There's nothing TO disturb now! Anon here already healed himself in his sleep! I can't believe it!"
-
2528.
>Twi pointed a hoof at you, still ecstatic from this new discovery.
-
2529.
>Spike and Rainbow approached you, looking over your form.
-
2530.
-
2531.
>"He... definitely looks healthy. You should have seen him last night, Redheart." Spike noted.
-
2532.
>"Yeah, you were whining and crying like a baby last night, weren't you, bro?"
-
2533.
>Rainbow was laughing her flank off, flying upside down and crying tears of unabashed elation.
-
2534.
"Bullshit."
-
2535.
>"Trust me, whatever Fluttershy did to him yesterday, it was bad enough that he couldn't even get up..."
-
2536.
>"...So, how'd ya' do it, Anon? Come on, tell us!" Rainbow continued, flying up to you.
-
2537.
"No clue, bro."
-
2538.
>"Huh? Whaddaya' mean, no clue?" Rainbow got in your face, eyeing you as if she were suspicious.
-
2539.
>"You sounded fairly confident that you were healed, even with a lack of pain in mind." Redheart added.
-
2540.
"All I know is that it felt... natural. Like there was something telling me I was fine."
-
2541.
"I woke up feeling like a million bits! Don't think I've ever had such a good rest before."
-
2542.
>"You'd better apologize to Nurse Redheart, bro. She came here for nothing." Spike said, giving you a sly look.
-
2543.
>"No, it's quite alright. I'm... more shocked than anything, and at least this ended my boredom!"
-
2544.
>Redheart giggled, sitting on her hooves in front of you.
-
2545.
>"Is it safe to assume you'll be able to handle things from here, Anonymous?"
-
2546.
"Y-Yeah. Seems like I've got healing powers, apparently."
-
2547.
>When you were younger, you had a hard time hiding your attraction from female doctors.
-
2548.
>That hasn't changed at all, even in Horse World(TM).
-
2549.
>There's something about her bright, crystal blue eyes, white coat, and pink mane.
-
2550.
>It's such a beautiful combination of colors.
-
2551.
>"Well, in that case, I'll take my leave. Make sure he stays safe, okay, girls?"
-
2552.
>"Leave it to us! We'll watch him, 24/7!" Rainbow exclaimed, following Nurse Redheart to the door.
-
2553.
>"Oh, and Fluttershy, too! No offense."
-
2554.
>"It's okay..." Fluttershy cantered over to your side, rubbing against your leg.
-
2555.
>"I remember when I was in love..." Rarity sighed, sounding like she was travelling down memory lane.
-
2556.
"Whoa, now. Don't get it twisted. Fluttershy and I are friends."
-
2557.
"Okay? F-r-i-e-n-d-s."
-
2558.
-
2559.
>"Would you like me to help you plan your next date together?"
-
2560.
>"Y-Yes." Fluttershy quickly spoke, jumping at the chance to be associated with you in such a way.
-
2561.
"I swear, you're just as bad as Twilight, Rara."
-
2562.
>"Is that any way to speak in front of a lady, Anonymous?"
-
2563.
"Being female won't save you from my judgement, I'm afraid."
-
2564.
>Speaking of Grand Autismo, she was stifling laughter, as usual.
-
2565.
"Celestia, help me..."
-
2566.
>"I've got another errand to take care of before our lunch, so I'll see you at Wendigo's later, bro."
-
2567.
>"Twilight is probably gonna' spend the next hour dissecting you, and I don't wanna' see that."
-
2568.
"Later, Dash."
-
2569.
>"I-I actually do want to see-"
-
2570.
"No. You're not dissecting me. Especially not while you're a giggling mess."
-
2571.
>"But-"
-
2572.
"I said no. Bad Twilight. Bad."
-
2573.
>"You never let me have any fun, Anon."
-
2574.
"Keep telling yourself that."
-
2575.
>"A-Actually, if everypony doesn't mind, I wanted to talk to Nonny-Wonny about something..."
-
2576.
>"Oh! Of course, go ahead, Pinkie!" Twilight finally stopped teasing you long enough to change the subject.
-
2577.
>She yawned, the surprise of the situation beginning to wear off, as the urge to sleep crept up on her.
-
2578.
>"I'm gonna' go nap in the library, if you don't mind."
-
2579.
"Go right ahead, Twi. I'd be mad if you tried to stay up even longer than you already have."
-
2580.
"And you'd better not start rummaging through books trying to figure out what's going on with me."
-
2581.
"Get some sleep. We'll start doing all of that research later. Not now.
-
2582.
>"H-How did you know I was going to-"
-
2583.
"You think you're smart, Ms. Sparkle, but I'm always two steps ahead of you. Now go beddy-bye."
-
2584.
>"Fine. Sleep first, research later. I promise."
-
2585.
>"I'll see you later, bro!" Spike ran out the door with Twilight, waving goodbye to you for now.
-
2586.
>Ponko's face seemed bright and cheery, but her voice conveyed a different tone, enough for you to pick up on it.
-
2587.
>Also, Pinkie calling you "Nonny-Wonny" gave you flashbacks to the dream, causing you to shiver.
-
2588.
>The mere thought of that horrible experience strikes you like cold wind every single time.
-
2589.
>"Just don't break him when you're finished, okay?" Rarity teased, taking her prim and proper leave.
-
2590.
>From what you can tell, Rarity doesn't seem to have as much interest in you as Twilight does.
-
2591.
>Even so, she'll still tease the absolute shit out of you.
-
2592.
"Out! Chop-chop! You heard the mare!"
-
2593.
"That includes you, Fluttershy."
-
2594.
>"Eep!"
-
2595.
>Her signature "eep" sound escaped her lips, implying she was lost in wonderland rubbing against you.
-
2596.
>Of course, she went right back to it, not that you expected anything different.
-
2597.
-
2598.
>"I'll catch y'all later, Anonymous. Stay out of trouble, y'hear? Healin', or no healin'."
-
2599.
>"I want ya' alive for our next cider session."
-
2600.
"Will do! And uhh... I won't miss the session like I did last time."
-
2601.
>"Don't break a promise to a farmgirl, Anon. I'll hold ya' to that."
-
2602.
>"And if y'all could refrain from goin' crazy on Anon again, that'd be swell, Fluttershy."
-
2603.
>"Eep!" Fluttershy ceased her leg nuzzling in response to AJ's words.
-
2604.
>"By the way, Anonymous, I left a little somethin' for ya' in your fridge. Don't ask how I got in your house."
-
2605.
"It would have been less suspicious if you stopped after the first sentence."
-
2606.
>"That ain't how you show gratitude, partner."
-
2607.
"Where I come from, free food is a pretty big deal, so I'll give you a real thanks later, alright?"
-
2608.
>"Y'all don't have to do that, but I guess I'll look forward to it."
-
2609.
>"Gotta' get back to the farm now."
-
2610.
"Bye, AJ. Now..."
-
2611.
>Looking down at Fluttershy, you gave her a nudge towards the door.
-
2612.
>Your hands pushed at her flank, and it sounded like she came right then and there.
-
2613.
>"A-Anon! Do t-that aga-"
-
2614.
"Get the fuck out, you small yellow equine."
-
2615.
>"F-Fuck me."
-
2616.
>You bent over, picked up the inappropriate horse, and carried her out of the room.
-
2617.
"C'mon, Fluttershy. I'll talk to you later. In fact, just wait outside."
-
2618.
"And please, don't listen in on the conversation. Pinkie would be upset."
-
2619.
>"O-Ok..."
-
2620.
>After dropping Peanut Flutter Cups on her ass in the hallway, you closed the door to Twi's room.
-
2621.
"Alright, tell it to me straight, Pinks."
-
2622.
"What's on your mind?"
-
2623.
>"Gee, you don't waste time, do ya', Nonny?"
-
2624.
"I mean, after the way you were acting two days ago, I'm still a little concerned."
-
2625.
"You seemed fine this morning, but I was still ready to sit down and ask you myself."
-
2626.
>"Y-Yeah. It's about... Fluttershy. Sort of."
-
2627.
"You and her still haven't had the chance to talk that out, huh?"
-
2628.
>"That's the thing... Umm... I mayyyybe sorta... kinda'..."
-
2629.
"...Have been avoiding her?"
-
2630.
>Pinkie looked you right in the eyes, before averting her gaze towards the ground.
-
2631.
"Now, why is a pony like you avoiding a chat with her friend?"
-
2632.
"She didn't exactly mean to do that to you, Pinks. You know that, right?"
-
2633.
>"I-I know! It's just... well, normally I would have told her what I felt by now!"
-
2634.
"There's something else, isn't there? I can tell."
-
2635.
"Why don't you start by opening up to me about it all?"
-
2636.
-
2637.
>Pinkie, in reaction to you asking her to open up, suddenly had a case of the Sniffles(TM).
-
2638.
>Her eyes were teary, and you could tell the floodgates were about to open.
-
2639.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Pinkie!"
-
2640.
>You rushed to her side, kneeled down at her height, and did what you do best.
-
2641.
>Listening to your friends' problems.
-
2642.
>Well, recently, anyway.
-
2643.
>"S-She w-w-would come by e-every day, a-a-and tell me it's t-time to fuck, and..."
-
2644.
>"...I didn't wanna' tell her n-no! If I did, she got AAAAAANGRYYYY!"
-
2645.
>And there go the waterworks.
-
2646.
>She was crying a literal river of tears, and you immediately hugged her to calm her down.
-
2647.
>A few more minutes of tears like that, and Twi's room would get flooded.
-
2648.
>You rocked back and forth with Ponka in your arms, rubbing the back of her head.
-
2649.
"And then what happened?"
-
2650.
>"T-Then, s-she didn't come by the day you all w-went to Taco Del P-Pone!"
-
2651.
>"B-B-B-But the worst part was when I told her I was in l-love with somepony, and s-she didn't stop!"
-
2652.
>"I-I told her, I wanted to s-save myself for them, but..."
-
2653.
>Holy shit.
-
2654.
"Y-You're in love? Jesus, Pinks."
-
2655.
"Let it all out. I'll have to dry off before lunch, but that's okay."
-
2656.
"None of that is going to happen again, okay? Fluttershy is sorry about what happened."
-
2657.
"And another thing, I know how that feels, Pinkie."
-
2658.
>By this point, she was softly weeping, which is a million times better than the waterfall of tears.
-
2659.
"I had my virginity taken by somepony I wasn't planning on losing it to, as well."
-
2660.
>"Y-You did? W-Was it Fluttershy?"
-
2661.
"Ehh... close, but not quite.
-
2662.
>That accomplishment belongs to dream AJ, and even though she wasn't real, it felt like it.
-
2663.
"But anyways, to get my mind off of it, I just think about how great it'll be after I..."
-
2664.
"...Y'know, have that experience with somepony I actually intended to have it with."
-
2665.
"Somepony I like, or really just... somepony who isn't trying to rape me, honestly."
-
2666.
"You lose your virginity twice, Ponka. Once physically, twice emotionally."
-
2667.
"That's what I think, at least."
-
2668.
>"You... always seem to know what to say, Anon."
-
2669.
"I'm a fucking genius. Duh."
-
2670.
>You shook her around a bit, ruffling her mane with your comforting monkey hands.
-
2671.
"It might be a bit much, so don't worry about telling the others so soon if you can't handle it."
-
2672.
"I didn't even know about the whole being in love, and saving yourself part..."
-
2673.
>"N-No problem, Anon. I'm just glad that you listened to me. It makes me really, really happy."
-
2674.
>Pinkie stared into your eyes with a great deal of appreciation, and something else.
-
2675.
>Something else that you couldn't place your finger on, but it was intense.
-
2676.
>A sense of longing, maybe?
-
2677.
-
2678.
"Anytime, Pinks. I mean it. If it starts bothering you again, come to me right away."
-
2679.
"Just do me a favor, okay?"
-
2680.
>"What's that, Nonny?"
-
2681.
"You've gotta' talk it out with Fluttershy, okay? One on one."
-
2682.
"I'm glad telling me about it helped, but you've gotta' nip this in the bud."
-
2683.
"Otherwise, it's going to be really fucking awkward whenever you're around her."
-
2684.
>"I-I will. I'll talk to her right after this."
-
2685.
"Good girl."
-
2686.
>As you continued to pet Ponko, she started nuzzling against your hands.
-
2687.
>She's being extra affectionate today, but it's probably just because of the moment.
-
2688.
"By the way, do you think you could tell me who you've got the hots for? If it's not too much."
-
2689.
"Maybe it'll help get more of that stuff off your chest."
-
2690.
>"O-Oh! Uhh... I'll tell you another day, Nonny!"
-
2691.
>"You'll be the first pony... err... human that I tell!"
-
2692.
"As long as you don't feel like you have to, that's fine by me. I'd love to hear who it is."
-
2693.
"Now, begone with you, Oh Pink One! I shall speak with you another time."
-
2694.
>"Right away, your monkey-ness!"
-
2695.
>Monkey-ness?
-
2696.
>Pinkie hopped her way out of Twi's room, and the door magically swung open to let her out.
-
2697.
>You swear you'll never understand that horse.
-
2698.
>With that out of the way for now, you thought about what to do next.
-
2699.
>After all, you're just sitting in here by yourself.
-
2700.
>You woke up a little too late for breakfast, so really, all there is to do is wait until lunch.
-
2701.
>Your thoughts returned to your newfound healing abilities, and what they might mean for the future.
-
2702.
>Perhaps you can use it on others, too.
-
2703.
>The conversation you had with Celestia a while ago cropped up in your mind.
-
2704.
>She said you had a gift of some kind, whatever that may be.
-
2705.
>But now, if this is what she was talking about, that gift is beginning to unfold.
-
2706.
>Looks like you're due to have another chat with her pretty soon, so you can make sense of it.
-
2707.
>Either way, you've still gotta' think of something to do after lunch.
-
2708.
>This is just how your brain works; You always try to keep yourself busy ahead of time.
-
2709.
>Perhaps you can pick up Sassy for dinner or something.
-
2710.
>Hell, Lyra can join in on that, too.
-
2711.
>As you left, Fluttershy and Pinkie weren't in the hallway, and probably took their conversation elsewhere.
-
2712.
>Now that you've got the rest of your day semi-filled out, you headed to Wendigo's, feeling refreshed.
-
2713.
-
2714.
>Looking up the night sky, you exhaled a heavy breath, your back to the wall of Taco Del Pone.
-
2715.
>You were right beside the backdoor, waiting for one pony in particular to get off work.
-
2716.
>It'd be funny if you stood outside to surprise Sassy as she clocked out.
-
2717.
>To you, anyway.
-
2718.
>She probably wouldn't find it very humorous at all, but that's what makes it hilarious.
-
2719.
>It would've been a little lonely outside, were it not for a particular mint-colored horse.
-
2720.
>"Whatcha' thinking about, Anon?" Lyra asked, her eyes glued to your hands.
-
2721.
>Taking your eyes off of her for too long meant getting drool on your fingers, so you remained watchful.
-
2722.
"The future. What I'm going to do next. Stuff like that."
-
2723.
"Today had a lot of surprises."
-
2724.
"For one, Rainbow told me she might be winning The Flier of the Year award."
-
2725.
"I wouldn't know exactly how big, but apparently that's a huge deal."
-
2726.
>"Tell her I said congratulations! You should, like, have a party for her!"
-
2727.
"Already planning on that, don't worry. And you're invited, by the way."
-
2728.
>"I'd be upset if you didn't let me join in."
-
2729.
>"By the way, can I just say... you're really attractive, Anon."
-
2730.
"Wow. I never would have guessed. Even though you always tell me that."
-
2731.
>"No, seriously! Especially when you're deep in thought like that."
-
2732.
>"It makes you look... mysterious. And cool. And sexy."
-
2733.
"One of these days, I'm telling Bon Bon some of the things you say to me."
-
2734.
>"She's not a filly; She can handle it."
-
2735.
"Maybe some of the things you've DONE to me, too..."
-
2736.
>"O-Okay, you don't have to go that far."
-
2737.
"Yeah, that's what I thought."
-
2738.
>Just then, the backdoor swung open, further than you expected it to.
-
2739.
>Cold metal made harsh contact with your face, knocking you right in the nose.
-
2740.
"FUCK-"
-
2741.
>"A-Anon! Are you okay? Let me see..."
-
2742.
>Lyra inspected your face, checking to make sure that door didn't just destroy your nose.
-
2743.
>"Whew. You'll be fine."
-
2744.
>Even if it did, you'd probably just heal it off.
-
2745.
-
2746.
>"Had a feeling you'd be back here."
-
2747.
>You knew it was Sassy who opened the door, but you weren't expecting her to say that.
-
2748.
"H-How? Also, why'd you open the door so fucking wide?"
-
2749.
>"Ugh, I literally saw you walk by the window and go behind the restaurant."
-
2750.
>"Try to be a little more subtle next time."
-
2751.
"Again, why'd you open the door like that?"
-
2752.
>"I also had a feeling you'd try and surprise me. That, and I don't like you."
-
2753.
"You sure don't mince words, do you, Sassy?"
-
2754.
>"Never have, never will."
-
2755.
>Reaching into your hoodie, you pulled out a small bag, containing about twenty bits.
-
2756.
>"She seems... difficult." Lyra whispered, hiding behind you.
-
2757.
>"I heard that."
-
2758.
>"Oh...hehe...heh..." Lyra seemed to shrink down several sizes, making herself as small as possible.
-
2759.
"Lyra, this is Sassy. My meat dealer.
-
2760.
>"M-Meat dealer?"
-
2761.
"Here you go. Is this enough for you to not hate my guts, Sass?"
-
2762.
>"Mmm... close. You're five bits short. And never call me that again."
-
2763.
"I was hoping you'd turn on your 'nice' customer service voice."
-
2764.
>"Golly, thanks for the donation, mister!"
-
2765.
"HNNNNNGHHH"
-
2766.
>"Happy?" Sassy asked, tapping her hoof on the ground in impatience.
-
2767.
>"Good grief..." Lyra couldn't believe it.
-
2768.
>The first time she did that, you were just as surprised.
-
2769.
>"S-So Anon, where are we having dinner?"
-
2770.
>Something tells you Hand Horse and Fast Food Horse might not get along too well.
-
2771.
"I was thinking we could sit down at Spaghetti Marehouse and have a nice meal."
-
2772.
>"At least you've got good taste. When you aren't buying cans of meat substitute like a freak, anyway."
-
2773.
"I appreciate the kind words, Sassy."
-
2774.
>"Yeah, yeah, you're welcome. Let's get going."
-
2775.
>"Tomorrow is my day off, so don't waste my time."
-
2776.
"Wouldn't dream of it."
-
2777.
>"Lead the way, Anon! I haven't been to Spaghetti Marehouse in a while, they're like, so expensive!"
-
2778.
>"Dear Celestia, where do you get all of these bits from?"
-
2779.
"Funny you should mention her, it's actually..."
-
2780.
>Walking off into the night, you continued chatting up Sassy and Lyra.
-
2781.
-
2782.
>"Good evening, ladies! Right this way, I'll have you seated in just a-"
-
2783.
>The bathrooms in this place are fucking microscopic, but that shouldn't be surprising.
-
2784.
>They're built for ponies, not for you.
-
2785.
>Sassy and Lyra were standing beside one of the hosts, all three of them were staring at you.
-
2786.
>Especially the host.
-
2787.
"What? I just got out of the bathroom."
-
2788.
>He's shitting the bed for absolutely no reason.
-
2789.
>Wait, never mind.
-
2790.
>For anypony that's never seen a human before, that reaction is par for the course.
-
2791.
>Sighing, you waved a hand at the host in attempt to "wake" him up.
-
2792.
>All that did was encourage him to start running in the other direction.
-
2793.
"Listen, buddy. Just get us a fucking table."
-
2794.
>"O-O-Of c-course, s-sir! R-Right away!"
-
2795.
>He sprinted off somewhere at top speeds, so that's probably your queue to follow him.
-
2796.
"Welp. You two can go first."
-
2797.
>"Hmph. Chivalry will get you nowhere."
-
2798.
>Sassy walked on ahead with her head held high, and Lyra trotted close behind her.
-
2799.
>"Thanks, Anon. I appreciate your good manners!"
-
2800.
>"I don't."
-
2801.
>Lyra gave you this look that just screamed "What the fuck is this bitch's problem?"
-
2802.
>You shrugged your shoulders, not knowing how to answer that question.
-
2803.
>A good guess could be the long-lasting effects of customer service jobs on your personality.
-
2804.
>And if that's not it, you've got nothing.
-
2805.
>"YO! ANONYMOUS! WHAT'S UP?!"
-
2806.
>Turning your head to address what you assume to be a mare calling you, you spotted Vinyl.
-
2807.
>That's a face you didn't expect to see in a fancy place like this.
-
2808.
>She's sitting right next to Octavia, too, so that probably explains why she's here.
-
2809.
>Her outrageously loud greeting alerted almost every pony in the building.
-
2810.
>Those headphones of hers are seemingly always on full blast, and you wonder if she can even hear herself.
-
2811.
>You nervously waved back, not wanting to draw more attention to yourself than you already do by default.
-
2812.
>Octavia, much like Sassy, wasn't having it, and quickly drew Vinyl's attention away from you.
-
2813.
>Are you a bad influence or something?
-
2814.
>Once the three of you caught up to the frantic host, he ushed your little group into a small booth.
-
2815.
>Small for you, of course.
-
2816.
>You're going to take up so much fucking space.
-
2817.
>"W-What can I g-get for you three while y-you wai-"
-
2818.
>"Spaghetti. Now. And you'd better bring it out here fast, or you can say goodbye to your future kids."
-
2819.
>"I'm not playing around; I don't have time to wait all night."
-
2820.
>"A-And the d-d-d-drinks?"
-
2821.
>Sassy merely glared at him in response, and you've never seen a more scared stallion in your life.
-
2822.
>"EEEEEEE!"
-
2823.
>The host ran off, screaming something towards the back of the kitchen about spaghetti.
-
2824.
-
2825.
>Truth be told, spaghetti is exactly what you came here for.
-
2826.
>The question would be if that was what Lyra wanted.
-
2827.
"Lyra? Are you fine with that?"
-
2828.
>"I-I mean... hopefully we get our drinks? Even though you didn't order any..."
-
2829.
>"We will. I made sure of that."
-
2830.
"Alllright then."
-
2831.
>She really threatened him with the loss of his 'future kids'.
-
2832.
>That's insane.
-
2833.
>And hot.
-
2834.
>You've got problems.
-
2835.
"Hey, Lyra, mind if I sit down first?"
-
2836.
"It's better for you if you're not by the window, I'm too big."
-
2837.
>"Good point..."
-
2838.
>Obviously, Sassy sat by herself.
-
2839.
>And not a moment sooner, the host returned with three massive plates of spaghetti, and 3 drinks.
-
2840.
>With each cup and platter perilously wobbling around on his tray, it's a shocker that he hasn't dropped anything.
-
2841.
>Last time you checked, the portions at this restaurant are NOT this big.
-
2842.
>Everything looked amazing, though.
-
2843.
>At the speed your food was delivered, you'd think that he gave you someone else's order.
-
2844.
>After seeing that desperate look in his eyes, it doesn't sound completely out of the question.
-
2845.
>"There. Was that so hard?"
-
2846.
>Sassy, even when showing a teeny-tiny crumb of appreciation, still terrifies the shit out of this stallion.
-
2847.
>The guy is running away again.
-
2848.
>He's just looking out for his family jewels, but he did the job, there's no reason for him to-
-
2849.
>Your train of thought was interrupted as Sassy hopped out of the booth and chased after the host.
-
2850.
>Literally what the fuck did he do?
-
2851.
>She's currently chasing him into the kitchen for no discernible reason other than his own existence.
-
2852.
>"Jesus."
-
2853.
"You stole my line! You're not supposed to know who that is!"
-
2854.
>"It's not my fault! You say it all the time!"
-
2855.
"Bullshit."
-
2856.
>"Ahhem..."
-
2857.
>"...Anyways, now that she's gone... do ya' wanna..."
-
2858.
>"...y'know."
-
2859.
"No. I think I'd rather eat, Lyra."
-
2860.
>"Oh, you can eat, alright."
-
2861.
"Shut up and eat your sketti."
-
2862.
>"You're no fun... guess I'll just finger my own pussy... again."
-
2863.
"Please don't do that next to me."
-
2864.
>The two of you continued to enjoy each other's company whilst eating sketti, as Sassy ruthlessly pursued the host.
-
2865.
>Sure enough, you started hearing "schlicks", and it was NOT coming from the sketti.
-
2866.
"Goddamnit, Lyra."
-
2867.
-
2868.
>Opening the door to your home, you entered inside, closed the door behind you, and tossed off your hoodie.
-
2869.
>On the way back from "dinner", it felt as if something was pricking you every so often.
-
2870.
>You turned your hoodie inside out to inspect it, and found something very, very peculiar.
-
2871.
>There were small vines, about four inches in length, some of them with thorns, inside of the hoodie.
-
2872.
>These bastards were pricking you that entire time, but you aren't sure how these got into your clothes.
-
2873.
>Maybe the wind was blowing around some vines?
-
2874.
>That doesn't make much sense, of course.
-
2875.
>You'd prefer to deal with this now rather than later, so you started pulling them out, as painful as it was.
-
2876.
>Something even stranger happened once you got a hold of them.
-
2877.
>They started to twitch; The vines were jittering about, and out of nowhere, one of them seemed to be growing.
-
2878.
>It scared you half to death, despite it only being an insignificant vine, and you dropped it on the floor.
-
2879.
>Did magical vines, or whatever these were, manage to find their way into your hoodie?
-
2880.
>They were touching your skin, and the realization of that gave you an epiphany.
-
2881.
>Last night, while you slept, your injuries were rapidly healing themselves.
-
2882.
>And the strangest part about it was that it didn't come as a shock to you.
-
2883.
>It felt completely natural.
-
2884.
>However, something here doesn't feel right.
-
2885.
>At the very least, it feels different, and it could be because you're affecting things outside of your body.
-
2886.
>Now here you are, with vines that grew in reaction to your touch.
-
2887.
>In order to determine whether or not this was because of your ability, you approached one of your house plants.
-
2888.
>If it reacts to your touch in the same way that the vines did, then something else is definitely up.
-
2889.
>As you laid your hand upon the Spider Plant(TM), it started to shake about, before calming down.
-
2890.
>Before you knew it, it was growing exactly like plants of this kind normally would by themselves.
-
2891.
>Except this was much faster, and targeting a specific section of it would focus the growth effect.
-
2892.
>It was like watching a time-lapse of plant growth over time, but in real time.
-
2893.
>After taking your hands off the plant, you simply stared at it, trying to figure out what was going on.
-
2894.
>Not only is your body healing itself, but it seems you're causing living things to grow by touching them.
-
2895.
>And as if things weren't already strange enough, the plant continued to grow, even without your hands on it.
-
2896.
>You shook your head in confusion, and just as quickly as it started, the growth stopped.
-
2897.
>Staring back at the plant once more in shock, the growth started once again.
-
2898.
"What... the... fuck?"
-
2899.
>Were you influencing the plant from a distance?
-
2900.
>You mentally slapped yourself, and decided that you'd save the investigation for later.
-
2901.
>Otherwise, you'd be staring at your house plants all night.
-
2902.
>At the very least, you might know how those vines got in your clothes.
-
2903.
-
2904.
>Perhaps the wind was carrying some seeds around, they got in your hoodie, and grew from there.
-
2905.
>You can have a big, galaxy brain like Twi too, sometimes.
-
2906.
>She's going to love this, that's for sure.
-
2907.
>On the way to your bedroom, you noticed something a little off.
-
2908.
>The last time you were here was just before you left to meet up with Spike.
-
2909.
>And you specifically remember closing the bedroom door on your way out.
-
2910.
>There's a chance you're just being paranoid, and you're misremembering things.
-
2911.
>Or Fluttershy broke into your house, again, because that's something she's done before.
-
2912.
>You outstretched a hand to push the door open, but a horrifying sight stopped you dead in your tracks.
-
2913.
>There was an eye, blueish in color, glaring at you through the crack in your bedroom door.
-
2914.
>It likely belonged to a pony, but regardless of who the eye belonged to, you screamed at the top of your lungs.
-
2915.
>The scariest part was that your scream didn't cause whoever, or whatever was in your room to move.
-
2916.
>You pushed the door open as quickly as you could, hoping to identify whoever this intruder is.
-
2917.
>Even though you were staring them right in the eyes moments before, the intruder disappeared.
-
2918.
>Are you losing your fucking mind?
-
2919.
>Who the hell even was that?
-
2920.
>Could you even sleep after seeing something so unnerving?
-
2921.
>SHOULD you sleep after that?
-
2922.
>Out of paranoia, you dropped to the ground and checked under your bed.
-
2923.
>Your window is closed.
-
2924.
>There's nothing in your closet other than clothes.
-
2925.
>Did they run past you when you opened the door?
-
2926.
>Sitting down on the side of your bed, you took deep breaths to calm your nerves, staring into space.
-
2927.
>Truth be told, you could just go straight to Twi, or really anypony.
-
2928.
>For now, it's probably best to just get to bed.
-
2929.
>You're seeing things at this point; That's what you decided to tell yourself as you laid down.
-
2930.
>It wasn't easy, of course, and it kept cropping up in your mind.
-
2931.
>Nothing has frightened you that much since Fluttershy's Super Rapist(TM) mode.
-
2932.
>Ever since that little saga was dealt with, you assumed things would calm down around here.
-
2933.
>Apparently not.
-
2934.
>Amidst your tossing and turning, the sound of glass being knocked on startled you.
-
2935.
>Your window is directly above your bed, so you sat up, turning around to check it out.
-
2936.
>It was Fluttershy.
-
2937.
>Of course it was.
-
2938.
-
2939.
>She was mouthing for you to let her in, and in all honesty, you're glad she showed up.
-
2940.
>After opening your window, the small yellow horse flew her way into your room.
-
2941.
>"H-Hi, Anon. Thanks for letting me in."
-
2942.
>For some reason, she was wearing a bee costume.
-
2943.
>Part of it, at least.
-
2944.
>A hat with little antennae, and a big stinger.
-
2945.
"You look retarded."
-
2946.
>"I-I was wondering if bees were your..."
-
2947.
"No."
-
2948.
>You haven't let her into your room for a while now.
-
2949.
>The last time you did was when you were still new to Equestria, and she 'didn't' have the hots for you.
-
2950.
>Or, at the very least, the hots were developing.
-
2951.
"Was that the only reason you came here? Just to ask that?"
-
2952.
>"I felt lonely, s-so I came by because... I wanted to sleep with you."
-
2953.
"JUST sleep with me? Nothing else?"
-
2954.
>"I-If you want to fuck, let me know!"
-
2955.
>And there you go.
-
2956.
>In hindsight, you should know not to ask Fluttershy that kind of question by now.
-
2957.
>It's funny how only Fluttershy says 'fuck', while everypony else says 'buck'.
-
2958.
>More than likely because it's what YOU say.
-
2959.
"No, Fluttershy, I think I'm good."
-
2960.
>As if you said yes, Fluttershy attempted to mount you.
-
2961.
"Y'know, I said no. Don't know if you heard me, or not."
-
2962.
>"Your eyes are really pretty, Anon."
-
2963.
"Uh-huh."
-
2964.
>"Are compliments your fetish?"
-
2965.
"I appreciate them, but... no. They're not."
-
2966.
"Sounds like something a narcissist would get off to."
-
2967.
>"Did you have a good day after talking to Pinkie?"
-
2968.
"I had a great day, actually. Speaking of Pinkie..."
-
2969.
>"...You want to know how our talk went, don't you?"
-
2970.
"Yup. You're such a smart horse."
-
2971.
>"I assumed she pulled you aside to talk about what I did to her."
-
2972.
"And I comforted her as much as I could."
-
2973.
>"Even so, she was... still a little upset with me."
-
2974.
"No shit. You took her virginity, raped every day her for an entire week..."
-
2975.
"...Also, there's the whole being in love thing."
-
2976.
>"N-Not that I'm surprised! I expected her to lash out at me!"
-
2977.
"Everypony knows that you weren't yourself during all of that. Far from it."
-
2978.
"Because if you were, you and Pinkie would be in a really, REALLY rough patch right now."
-
2979.
"It's rough enough as it is; It'll take her some more time to heal."
-
2980.
-
2981.
>"It makes me wonder; Why did you decide to stay friends with me, Anon?"
-
2982.
>These days, it blindsides you whenever you're having an actual conversation with Nutter Putter.
-
2983.
>One that doesn't devolve, or start with "fuck me", or "kiss me, you big monkey".
-
2984.
"Because we ARE friends. Duh."
-
2985.
"That's really all there is to it, as far as I care."
-
2986.
>"But..."
-
2987.
"But - you should've been the only one apologizing? Not me?"
-
2988.
"In most cases... okay, maybe all cases... you'd be the one doing that, yes."
-
2989.
"Still, I know you well enough to understand that you don't mean any harm."
-
2990.
"Back where I come from, if anypony, er, anyone... did what you've done, it would NOT end up like this."
-
2991.
>"Then, why don't you treat me like that? I-It's not fair to you..."
-
2992.
>Her voice trailed off in a sorrowful tone, and she couldn't have sounded any more genuine.
-
2993.
"You're right. It really isn't. But that's the dynamic we have together."
-
2994.
"It doesn't matter how many times you try to get in my pants without permission, I care about you."
-
2995.
"A lot. I mean it."
-
2996.
>Wrapping an arm around Fluttershy, you brought her close to your chest.
-
2997.
"Besides, do I look like a pussy to you? I'm not going to whine about having mares on my dick all day."
-
2998.
>Rapetholomew I of Rapestantinople gazed into your eyes with an otherworldly amount of longing.
-
2999.
>"Anon, that's... the nicest thing you've ever said to me."
-
3000.
>"S-Should we-"
-
3001.
"Go the fuck to sleep? Yeah, we should."
-
3002.
"Good night, Fluttershy."
-
3003.
>"G-Good night, Anon."
-
3004.
>If there was an award for killing the mood, this horse would get it, hands down.
-
3005.
>Regardless of that, you meant every word of what you said.
-
3006.
>Your head fell flat against the pillow; Fluttershy's body would soon rest against your chest.
-
3007.
>As you drifted off into dreamland, you all but forgot about that frightening 'intruder'.
-
3008.
>Including the weird shit you inadvertently did to those plants.
-
3009.
>It was just you, a yellow horse, and your bed.
-
3010.
>Maybe there's a timeline where an alternate you decided to scorn Fluttershy and push her away even further.
-
3011.
>You're glad it's not this one.
-
3012.
-
3013.
>Just as quickly as you fell asleep, some cruel god thought it would be funny if you woke up instantly.
-
3014.
>Similar to the time you were sent careening down a hill after a raccoon attack, your surroundings were different.
-
3015.
>This is either a dream, or Celestia decided that she wasn't finished with you yet.
-
3016.
>If it is Celestia, this gives you the opportunity to ask her about that gift she mentioned.
-
3017.
>You seemed to be inside the hallways of Canterlot Castle, and just like earlier, it was night-time.
-
3018.
>Rays of moonlight shined through the tall windows, giving the hallway a blue atmosphere.
-
3019.
>Standing up to your feet, you looked around, but you didn't see anypony.
-
3020.
"Celestia? Luna? Hello?!"
-
3021.
"Hey, I'm in your castle! Don't you think it's... y'know, rude to not address me?"
-
3022.
>No answer.
-
3023.
"Tch."
-
3024.
>You sucked your teeth, kicking at the air in slight frustration.
-
3025.
>"We were just getting to that, Anonymous."
-
3026.
>"Dost thou have no patience?"
-
3027.
>Your head turned in the direction of a sudden speaker, and if you're not crazy, it sounded like Luna.
-
3028.
>She was much closer than you expected her to be, but you're not going to question it.
-
3029.
"Oh, so you DO know how to greet a guest. For a second there, I thought this was just a dream."
-
3030.
"Please tell me this isn't a dream."
-
3031.
>"I can assure you, it is not."
-
3032.
"Good."
-
3033.
>"We spoke just yesterday, and already, you're giving my sister grief."
-
3034.
>You heard Celestia right behind you, and you can't say you're surprised.
-
3035.
>Curse these magical horses, along with their appearing and disappearing acts.
-
3036.
>"I would say the problem lies with the guest, and not the host."
-
3037.
"Really now? Well-"
-
3038.
>Your body turned as you spoke, and a most unexpected sight destroyed your train of thought.
-
3039.
>Celestia's huge, white ass, to be specific.
-
3040.
>Among other things.
-
3041.
"JESUS-"
-
3042.
>"How many times have I told you not to say that?"
-
3043.
>"You're supposed to use MY name, Anonymous. Remember that conversation?"
-
3044.
"Yeah, well, I'm not gonna' call out your name with your ass in my face!"
-
3045.
>"What's stopping you, my loyal subject?"
-
3046.
>After speaking, Celestia proceeded to back, you repeat, BACK UP her flank into you.
-
3047.
>Her actions had already taken you by surprise, but your mind truly went blank upon contact.
-
3048.
>You've said it yourself, Celestia has a cake problem, but by God, she was soft.
-
3049.
>Her flanks were like pillows, hell, even softer than pillows.
-
3050.
>And now, you can officially say you've touched the ruler of Equestria's nether regions.
-
3051.
>Or more accurately, you've BEEN touched BY them.
-
3052.
-
3053.
>Treating this little infraction like you were interacting with Twilight, you kept your composure.
-
3054.
"Have some tact, would you, Celestia?"
-
3055.
>It didn't come out as confidently and unshakeable as you had hoped, but you didn't do half bad.
-
3056.
>Luna giggled quietly behind you, trying to remain as professional as she could.
-
3057.
>"Someone has their guard up, I see."
-
3058.
"Somepony, you mean."
-
3059.
>"I hold audiences and relations with many races, Anonymous. Like yourself."
-
3060.
>"More so than the average pony would, and my speech reflects that."
-
3061.
"Get your fat ass off of me."
-
3062.
>"As usual, you don't waste any time."
-
3063.
"No, I don't. I'm not sure what reason you called me here for, but I've got a question."
-
3064.
>"Go on."
-
3065.
"Your ass."
-
3066.
>"What about it, Anonymous? Is it to your liking?"
-
3067.
>She pressed it against you even further, and you almost fucking shuddered.
-
3068.
"T-That's not what I meant. And lay off the cake."
-
3069.
>"Saying such things about a mare's weight would upset her, you know."
-
3070.
"Oh, don't worry, I know. That's the point."
-
3071.
>"Perhaps Anonymous is not the gentlemen we thought he was." Luna gave her piece, dragging out the conversation.
-
3072.
>The very, very uncomfortable conversation that you're attempting to escape from.
-
3073.
>It doesn't seem like Celestia is going to move, and you wouldn't dare lay your hands to push her off of you.
-
3074.
>Even though it doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world right about now.
-
3075.
>You're slipping, goddamnit.
-
3076.
"Remember when you told me about a 'gift' I have?"
-
3077.
"I think I found out what that gift is."
-
3078.
>"And what would that be?"
-
3079.
"Uhh... well, to start, my body suddenly started healing its own injuries."
-
3080.
"After that, I noticed that plant life grows whenever I touch it."
-
3081.
"And I don't mean slow growth, I mean FAST growth."
-
3082.
"In fact, I don't even have to touch it. It happens if I just... focus on it or something..."
-
3083.
>"Sister, could he finally be awakening to his life magic?" Luna asked, stepping out from behind you.
-
3084.
>"It would seem so, dear sister."
-
3085.
"Life magic? What the hell is that?"
-
3086.
>"Some of the wonderful denizens of Equestria are blessed with this magic."
-
3087.
>"Earth Ponies, for example, are-"
-
3088.
"Give me the short version."
-
3089.
>"Hmph. How rude."
-
3090.
-
3091.
>Celestia's nose scrunched up as she looked back at you, a disappointed look on her features.
-
3092.
"Seeing you with that look on your face is priceless, but I'm not saying that to be mean."
-
3093.
"I just figured, y'know, maybe you'd actually get your butt off of me if you explained it quicker."
-
3094.
>"Why not attempt to move me yourself?"
-
3095.
"That would require me to put my hands on you. Already thought that through."
-
3096.
>"You've touched me once before, Anonymous. During our last meeting."
-
3097.
"On your back. Not on your ass."
-
3098.
>"If this position is uncomfortable, you could move aside."
-
3099.
"I yield to nopony."
-
3100.
"Also, you're stalling."
-
3101.
>"I'll be sure to have a word with Twilight soon."
-
3102.
>"It seems she's told you too much."
-
3103.
>Celestia finally pointed her royal rump in a different direction, leaning off of you.
-
3104.
>You're not the same man you were the last time she taunted you.
-
3105.
>You've changed, you swear.
-
3106.
>Too much has happened in such a short amount of time.
-
3107.
"She didn't have to tell me anything. I'm just getting used to this shit."
-
3108.
"Anyway, like I was asking, abbreviated version, please?"
-
3109.
>"The life magic in your body, for one reason or another, has finally awakened."
-
3110.
>"Luna and I detected that magic while it was dormant inside of you, when you first arrived in Equestria."
-
3111.
>"To better allow you a proper introduction to our world, we withheld this information until it was appropriate."
-
3112.
"For... one reason or another, you said? You two don't even know why?"
-
3113.
>"No, we do not, Anonymous. Honestly, we are unsure how you even have access to this magic." Luna said, sounding confused.
-
3114.
>"What we do know is that, in most cases, the strength of life magic grows exponentially."
-
3115.
>"Day by day, even." Celestia continued.
-
3116.
"So... this life magic of mine is only going to get stronger? Doesn't that sound like an issue?"
-
3117.
>"Only if you allow it to be. Like all magic, it can be controlled." Celestia added, speaking in her typical royal tongue.
-
3118.
>"If what you say is true, you need only learn how to restrain it."
-
3119.
"I'm sure I could practice that easily; Maybe testing it out on my house plants would be enough."
-
3120.
>"That would be wise. As always, we'll keep monitoring over you."
-
3121.
>"Perhaps, one evening, I'll visit you in your home."
-
3122.
>Finally, you've been freed from Celestia's proverbial butt prison.
-
3123.
>And after what she just said, the thought of her being in your room sets you off.
-
3124.
>Keep your fucking composure.
-
3125.
"You might break my bed if you sat on it, no thanks."
-
3126.
>"Oh? What about your-"
-
3127.
"I'm going to stop you right there. Get me outta' here, please."
-
3128.
>"Oh, Anonymous. One day, I'll have you all to myself."
-
3129.
-
3130.
>She closed her eyes, smiling triumphantly like she had just won a prize.
-
3131.
>You don't like the way she said that, and you don't approve of this horse.
-
3132.
>Would not recommend.
-
3133.
>The white-coated mare took her sweet time casting the spell.
-
3134.
>Somepony, anypony, please.
-
3135.
>You're humbly requesting to be aroused from your deep slumber.
-
3136.
>And no, not that kind of aroused.
-
3137.
>That's bad.
-
3138.
>Bad, bad, not good.
-
3139.
>Your father, and his father before him have made that mistake.
-
3140.
>Which is why they ended up with so many kids.
-
3141.
>Fortunately for you, humans can't impregnate mares.
-
3142.
>At least as far as you know.
-
3143.
>The day when that becomes a possibility will be a frightening one.
-
3144.
>You're in no way shape or form prepared for kids, especially not right now.
-
3145.
>However, the idea that you could potentially be the first and last human to ever exist in this land is sad.
-
3146.
>Celestia decided to spare you, and your magical form slowly faded away.
-
3147.
>An absolutely diabolical, dubious idea crossed your mind just before you were gone.
-
3148.
>Walking behind Sunbutt, you promptly brought your right hand down upon her ass, slapping it with the power of God.
-
3149.
>Luna gasped in shock, and Celestia herself was too shocked to even speak.
-
3150.
>No amount of words could describe her lack of preparation and embarrassment.
-
3151.
>Not even the sun could compare to the harshness of her blushing.
-
3152.
>Two birds struck with one stone; you admittedly wanted to touch her ass and also desired vengeance.
-
3153.
>"A-Anonymous, you...!"
-
3154.
>Sunbutt wasn't expecting that AT ALL.
-
3155.
>On her flank is a bonafide imprint, one as bright as the sun itself.
-
3156.
"Later, nerd."
-
3157.
>Luna was a giggling mess; You bet she's never seen Celestia so embarrassed in all her years of living.
-
3158.
>She probably has, but you'd assume not many individuals have struck her ass so unceremoniously before.
-
3159.
>Before long, you disappeared completely, ready to return to your unconscious body.
-
3160.
-
3161.
_
-
3162.
-
3163.
>23rd.
-
3164.
>When you did, your eyes opened without a single second of delay.
-
3165.
>Much like the last time you woke up, your sleep was incredibly restful.
-
3166.
>Fluttershy is still sound asleep against you.
-
3167.
>It's surreal, almost creepy, waking up like this.
-
3168.
>Running your hands along Nutter Butter's mane, you rubbed her like a house pet.
-
3169.
>You'd rather not wake her up, so you get out of bed as quietly as you can.
-
3170.
>She looks so peaceful.
-
3171.
>Like a little angel.
-
3172.
>Things sure have changed.
-
3173.
>Your insecurities were eating you alive for a moment, but now, you've got a breath of fresh air.
-
3174.
>That dream, the struggle against Super Rapist(TM), Twilight in general, and this magic you've awakened to...
-
3175.
>All things that have opened your eyes somewhat, but you're convinced that the madness is far from over.
-
3176.
>There was that intruder last night, and even though Fluttershy's presence eased your mind, it's concerning.
-
3177.
>Heading into the kitchen as quietly as possible, you figured now wouldn't be a bad time to see what AJ left you.
-
3178.
>You laid eyes on quite the beautiful sight once you opened the fridge.
-
3179.
>Her gift was a huge apple pie, huge enough that you'd need two other ponies to help eat the whole thing.
-
3180.
>Next to the pie was a mug of cold cider; Your mind was truly blown.
-
3181.
>Fucking based apple horse.
-
3182.
>She deserves a big thanks, so you'll have to start thinking about what to get her.
-
3183.
"LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO-"
-
3184.
>"Anon? G-Good morning. I thought you'd have already left by now..."
-
3185.
>Fluttershy was stood in the hallway, watching you celebrate.
-
3186.
"We've got pie and cider, Flutters! Want some?"
-
3187.
>"Oh, great! Is that what Applejack left you?"
-
3188.
"Looks like it."
-
3189.
>Taking the pie out the fridge, you placed it on the dining table, before grabbing some plates, a cup and silverware.
-
3190.
>While you were setting up breakfast, you happened to glance at the Spider Plant(TM) in the corner.
-
3191.
"Hey, wanna' see something cool?"
-
3192.
>"L-Like what?"
-
3193.
"Check out that plant over there."
-
3194.
>Fluttershy turned her head in the direction you were pointing, spotting your plant.
-
3195.
>"That's a very nice plant, Anon. It looks very healthy!"
-
3196.
>"You didn't tell me you took care of plants!"
-
3197.
"Even better, watch what happens when I stare at it."
-
3198.
>You squinted your eyes, focusing in on the plant, trying to imagine your life magic doing its work.
-
3199.
>The growth had already begun; Although, it was much faster than you had anticipated.
-
3200.
>That corner of the room was beginning to look like a miniature jungle.
-
3201.
-
3202.
>"A-Anon?! What did you just do?!"
-
3203.
"Awesome, right? Apparently, healing isn't the only thing I can do."
-
3204.
>"Y-You've got to show this to Twilight! This is incredible!"
-
3205.
"Don't worry, I will. But first..."
-
3206.
>After showing Fluttershy your newest ability, you took your seat at the dining table, and got ready to eat some pie.
-
3207.
>But first, you poured some cider into a cup for Nutter Butter.
-
3208.
>The mug is just fine for you yourself to drink out of; That's all you need.
-
3209.
"How good are ponies with utensils? I don't need to cut this for you, do I?"
-
3210.
>"A-Actually, I'm pretty good at using my mouth for things like this."
-
3211.
"Why doesn't that surprise me?"
-
3212.
>You watched as the yellow equine took a knife in her mouth, before cutting a small piece of pie for herself.
-
3213.
"That's all you're gonna' get? You can get some more, y'know. It's just us two."
-
3214.
>"W-What I've got here is fine. I'm trying to watch my weight, so..."
-
3215.
"Fat ass."
-
3216.
>"A-Are fat asses your fetish? Should I start eating more-"
-
3217.
"Cease and desist."
-
3218.
>Not long after Fluttershy's newest fetish guessing attempt, your doorbell rang.
-
3219.
>Who could that be?
-
3220.
"COMING!"
-
3221.
>"Say that again, please..."
-
3222.
"Eat your fucking food."
-
3223.
>The lock was turned, the door swung open, and the visitor was revealed.
-
3224.
>It was Rarity.
-
3225.
>That's a shocker.
-
3226.
"Rarara?"
-
3227.
>"Do you have any better nicknames for me, Anonymous?"
-
3228.
"Yeah, I do. Fashion Horse, Clothing Equine, Ray-Ray...
-
3229.
>"Ugh, forget I asked... Anyway, how are you doing, darling?"
-
3230.
>"I figured I'd stop by and try to catch you for breakfa-"
-
3231.
>Rarity's eyes suddenly homed in on something behind you, and you know exactly what it was.
-
3232.
>No doubt, she was looking at Nutter Butter.
-
3233.
"Let me guess. Didn't expect me to let Fluttershy in, did you?"
-
3234.
>"No, it's nothing out of the ordinary."
-
3235.
>"You two are dating, after all."
-
3236.
>"I am, however, confused about the bee costume; Is that some sort of kink?"
-
3237.
"Fuck off."
-
3238.
>"Is that apple pie I see?"
-
3239.
>Here we go.
-
3240.
>"Anonymous, be a dear and let your old friend Rarity in, would you?"
-
3241.
"Over my dead body."
-
3242.
-
3243.
>Rarity simply walked past you, letting herself in, an act that didn't surprise you at all.
-
3244.
"Y'know, you horses are lucky you're all so adorable."
-
3245.
>"Thank you for the compliment, darling. I try my best to look stunning."
-
3246.
>"Rarity!" Fluttershy happily shouted, greeting the white horse.
-
3247.
>"Hello Fluttershy. Did the two of you sleep well last night?"
-
3248.
>There's no way she knows.
-
3249.
>She's probably just asking in general.
-
3250.
>"A-Actually, we slept together!"
-
3251.
>And just like that, life has decided that it'd be really funny to prank you.
-
3252.
>You're a fucking clown.
-
3253.
"Seriously, Fluttershy?"
-
3254.
"I was trying to keep that a secret!"
-
3255.
>"S-Sorry..."
-
3256.
>Rarity's face started to take on a look that you weren't too excited about.
-
3257.
"And no, we didn't have sex. She knocked on my window, I let her in, and I went the fuck to sleep."
-
3258.
"Don't turn this into a gossip thing, please."
-
3259.
>"When have I ever gossiped about anypony, Anonymous?" Rarity cooed, winking at you.
-
3260.
"I think the real question is, when have you NOT done that?"
-
3261.
"Sit down and eat, Rara. I'll get you some tableware."
-
3262.
>"If it'll please you."
-
3263.
>Rarity sat her fat plot on one of your chairs, forever staining it with her horsiness.
-
3264.
>But Fluttershy already did that, and more, so she wouldn't be the first.
-
3265.
>While you poured a cup of cider for Rarity, you spotted something odd out of the corner of your eye.
-
3266.
>It was on the other side of your living room window.
-
3267.
>The sight of it alone nearly made you piss yourself in fear.
-
3268.
>It's those same eyes from last night.
-
3269.
>This time, however, you can see more than just the eyes.
-
3270.
>Looking closely, it's definitely a pony, with a pink-ish coat.
-
3271.
>You could see a horn, and part of their mane, but before you could pinpoint too many details, they ran away.
-
3272.
>"Anonymous? Is something wrong?"
-
3273.
"Uhh... N-No, everything's fine, Ray-Ray."
-
3274.
"I... thought I saw something weird for a second."
-
3275.
>Fluttershy and Rarity looked in the direction you were staring at, and of course, they found nothing.
-
3276.
-
3277.
>"Perhaps you woke up on the wrong side of bed, darling."
-
3278.
"Actually, I was looking at your fat ass. Lose some weight."
-
3279.
>"W-Why I never! Hold your tongue, mister!"
-
3280.
>"Some things should never be said out loud!"
-
3281.
"Gotcha'. Somepony's been trying to lose weight recently."
-
3282.
>Rarity covered her mouth with two hooves, but it's too late.
-
3283.
>There's no undoing what's been done.
-
3284.
>"I-It's okay, Rarity. I'm trying to watch my weight too."
-
3285.
"Fat horses, every last one of you."
-
3286.
>Now you know you're not going crazy.
-
3287.
>There's somepony stalking you, and it's not Fluttershy.
-
3288.
"Anyways, I think I've had enough pie."
-
3289.
"I'm about to head over to Twilight, so if you two are finished, you can just take some pie with you to go."
-
3290.
>Reaching into a cabinet, you pulled out some tupperware, and proceeded to divide the rest of the pie into smaller pieces.
-
3291.
>"Just so you know, Twilight should be with Applejack at Sweet Apple Acres right now. She's helping her out with something."
-
3292.
"You don't say? And here I was, planning to head to her castle. Thanks for the heads up, Ray-Ray."
-
3293.
>"You're welcome, darling."
-
3294.
"Take whatever pieces you want, I don't mind."
-
3295.
>"How generous of you. Now if only you could work on your manners..." There was a bit of friendly hostility in Rarity's words.
-
3296.
"Manners are for losers. Bye, loser."
-
3297.
>"Anonymous! You can't just leave like that!"
-
3298.
"Uhh, yeah, I can. It's my house."
-
3299.
>You stuck your tongue out at Clothing Equine, just to get on her nerves.
-
3300.
>"Hmph! I'll be sure to repay the favor later."
-
3301.
"I'm sure you will."
-
3302.
"Also, my door locks itself when it's closed, so don't worry about leaving it unlocked."
-
3303.
"Twilight's gonna' love it when she hears about this new ability I got."
-
3304.
>"There's something else other than your healing? What in Equestria is it?" Rarity asked, confused.
-
3305.
"Tell her about it for me, Flutters. I'm gone."
-
3306.
>"O-Okay, Anon. I'll fu... I mean... talk to you later."
-
3307.
>Closing the door behind you, you scanned your surroundings, finding nothing out of the ordinary.
-
3308.
>There's absolutely no sign of that pony, just like last night.
-
3309.
>If you had a better look at them, maybe you could've identified who they were.
-
3310.
>From what you've seen, you don't recognize them.
-
3311.
>Looking around where they once stood is messing with your nerves, so it's time to head over to Sweet Apple Acres.
-
3312.
>Hopefully, whoever's stalking you takes the hint at some point.
-
3313.
-
3314.
>It was pleasantly breezy outside, and the temperature was a little higher than normal, but that's fine.
-
3315.
>This is a big contrast from how rainy and overcast it's been the last few days.
-
3316.
>Rainbow is all for warmer weather, whereas you prefer it to be just right.
-
3317.
>But it's not like you engage in rigorous physical activity like AJ and Dash, so the temperature hardly inconveniences you.
-
3318.
>You technically do, but only when you're running away from rapists or something.
-
3319.
>Eventually, you arrived at Apple World(TM).
-
3320.
>The humidity caused you to work up a minor sweat walking over here, but other than that, the short trip here was typical.
-
3321.
>You did run into Derpy on the way here, however.
-
3322.
>Cute as always, she dropped a few of her packages and parcels on the ground when she flew over to greet you.
-
3323.
>Every time you see the clumsy little equine, you end up petting her like a dog.
-
3324.
>You'd keep that horse as a 'pet' if you could.
-
3325.
>She probably wouldn't even mind, in fact, you bet she'd enjoy that.
-
3326.
>At this point in your walk, a conversation could be heard nearby, a little deeper into the apple orchard.
-
3327.
>You're doing a great job of not accidentally growing the shit out of the trees around here.
-
3328.
>Speaking of the trees, some of them look like they need some milk.
-
3329.
>Approaching the voices, it sounded like Applejack, Twilight, AND Rainbow.
-
3330.
>Rarity said Twilight was helping AJ with something, but you didn't expect Dash to be here, too.
-
3331.
>Soon enough, you saw the three of them talking amongst each other.
-
3332.
"Heeeeyyy! AJ! It's me, Anon!"
-
3333.
>The three of them stopped what they were doing to turn and spot you.
-
3334.
>"Anonymous? What are y'all doin' here? I don't remember invitin' you over for cider just yet..."
-
3335.
"What, I need an invitation to come over? Pfft, come on."
-
3336.
>"I appreciate ya' all the same. Did ya' get a hold of that gift I left in yer' fridge?"
-
3337.
"Yup. Shared some of it with Rarity and Fluttershy, too."
-
3338.
>"If y'all ever want some more, just ask and I'll provide."
-
3339.
>Once again, fucking based apple horse.
-
3340.
>"What's up, bro? I bet you came here looking for Twilight, didn't you?"
-
3341.
"Me? Looking for Twilight? Hilarious."
-
3342.
>"Don't be mean, Anon." Twilight spoke up, giving you those eyes again.
-
3343.
>She's already in full force, and you just got here.
-
3344.
>Your almonds weren't prepared for that, but needless to say, they remain unactivated.
-
3345.
"You will not best me today, Oh Purple One."
-
3346.
"I noticed the three of you were in the middle of something, what did I intrude on?"
-
3347.
>"Yesterday, Applejack noticed that some of the trees in the orchard suddenly started dying."
-
3348.
>"See this one?" Twilight said, pointing a hoof at the tree next to her.
-
3349.
>That tree was indeed dead; Similar to other ones you saw on your way over here, dead as fuck.
-
3350.
"Weird."
-
3351.
>"That's exactly what Big Mac said! These trees are dyin' like it's Winter, but we're smackdab in the middle of Summer!"
-
3352.
-
3353.
"So, I'm guessing you asked Twilight to come over and check this out?"
-
3354.
>"Yessiree. But we're stumped! I had Rainbow fly around to help me get a count of all the dead trees." AJ added.
-
3355.
>"I added up about... 73 dead trees. I think..." Dash said, hurting her own brain.
-
3356.
>"It's extremely unusual; I asked Applejack if some kind of pest was at fault, but she's never seen anything like this!"
-
3357.
"Both the nerd AND the farm mare don't know what's going on? That's crazy."
-
3358.
>"Heheh... nerd..." Rainbow was laughing to herself, and kept doing so until Twilight scrunched her nose at her.
-
3359.
>You appreciate it when Twiggy Piggy gets a taste of her own medicine.
-
3360.
>"I'm worried about the whole orchard... What's gonna' happen if all the trees keep dyin'?! A-ALL MAH APPLES WILL...!"
-
3361.
>AJ was having a cowboy breakdown, and as she paced around thinking about the future of her apples, you had an idea.
-
3362.
>You may not know what's causing these trees to die, but maybe there's something you can do about it.
-
3363.
"Y'know, I might have a way to bring all of these trees back to life."
-
3364.
>"W-What is it? Please tell me you've got a plan, Anonymous!"
-
3365.
>"I-If you can save mah apples, I'll-"
-
3366.
"I won't ask for anything in return, AJ. I still owe you for that gift."
-
3367.
"...Ok, maybe I'll ask how you got in my house later, but it's alright."
-
3368.
>"DEAL! Now please, pleeaase tell me you know what you're doin' here!"
-
3369.
"Just stay back, everypony. I need to concentrate."
-
3370.
>A staring contest has been initiated, between you and this dead tree.
-
3371.
>You focused on it as much as you could, trying to conceptualize the life magic in your body taking form.
-
3372.
>"Uhh... bro, why are you just staring at it?"
-
3373.
"Shhh."
-
3374.
>"Rainbow, let him focus...!" Twilight whispered, keeping her eyes peeled on you.
-
3375.
>Some kind of glowing green energy, what you assume to be magic, surrounded the tree as you gazed into its treepity.
-
3376.
>A warm, tingly feeling washed over you, before you realized that you're glowing as well.
-
3377.
>Little orbs and sparks of magic escaped from the tree's stump.
-
3378.
>The liveliness and color soon returned to the tree; Leaves began to grow amongst the once dead branches.
-
3379.
>"W-Well I'll be! It's workin'! I dunno' what you're doin', but it's workin'!"
-
3380.
>After a few more moments, the tree's Life License(TM) had been recertified.
-
3381.
"...UGH!"
-
3382.
>You fell to your knees, exasperated from the effort spent reviving that tree.
-
3383.
>It's much harder bringing something back to life than simply growing it, it seems.
-
3384.
>What else could this mean for your life magic, you wonder?
-
3385.
>"A-Anon, what's wrong?" Rainbow rushed to your side, as did AJ and Twi.
-
3386.
"T-Tired. I didn't expect it to take that much out of me."
-
3387.
>"How in Celestia's name did you do that, Anon?!" Twilight shouted, an ecstatic look on her face.
-
3388.
"Calm down, nerd... I'll tell you in a sec'..."
-
3389.
>"Everypony, look! The rest of the trees are..." Applejack pointed a hoof at a few other dead trees, sounding taken aback.
-
3390.
-
3391.
>You couldn't believe what you were seeing.
-
3392.
>Even though you only used your life magic on one tree, the other dead trees nearby were also being affected.
-
3393.
>In fact, the effect was spreading like a wildfire.
-
3394.
>In all honesty, it's one of the most beautiful things you've seen in a long time.
-
3395.
"I... did that?"
-
3396.
>"It sure looks like it, Anonymous! Now I'm REALLY curious about ya'."
-
3397.
>"Just spit it out, bro! Have you been hiding some kind of cool magic from me this whole time?"
-
3398.
"Ok, so..."
-
3399.
>Before you even started, Twilight took out a small sheet of paper and a quill, ready to write whatever you'd say.
-
3400.
>You don't have the slightest idea where she got either of those from, but you're going to blame magic.
-
3401.
"...Celestia and Luna told me that I've had 'life magic' dormant in me ever since I came to Equestria."
-
3402.
"And apparently, it's decided now is a good time to surface. Not sure why, though."
-
3403.
>"Life magic, you say? You know, Anon, what you've done reminds me of Earth Pony magic."
-
3404.
"Celestia was explaining that to me earlier, or at least, she tried to."
-
3405.
>"When did you visit Canterlot castle? I didn't see you again yesterday after you spoke with Pinkie, so..."
-
3406.
"Nah, Celestia summoned me using magic or something."
-
3407.
"Sunbutt's done that twice now, actually."
-
3408.
>"S-Sunbutt?!" Twilight sounded appallled that you'd call her mentor, and the ruler of Equestria such a thing.
-
3409.
>Rainbow, meanwhile, was in tears.
-
3410.
>Even AJ was stifling a few chuckles.
-
3411.
>"You haven't called her that to her face, have you?!"
-
3412.
"Yep. I did. Hell, I slapped her on the ass."
-
3413.
>"HUH?!"
-
3414.
>That's hilarious.
-
3415.
>Never in all of your days did you think Twilight would steal your signature 'huh'.
-
3416.
>Rainbow was fucking dying, and AJ, despite her attempts at being mature, was giggling like a madmare.
-
3417.
>"Anonymous, y-yer' a real hoot, y'know that?"
-
3418.
>"M-Maybe y'all shouldn't go around slappin' mares, though."
-
3419.
"Eh. She was asking for it."
-
3420.
>Autism Supreme appeared to be malfunctioning.
-
3421.
-
3422.
>Kneeling down to her level, you dismissed her worries, accentuating your words with waving hands.
-
3423.
"Relax, purple guy. It's not that serious."
-
3424.
>"P-Purple guy?!"
-
3425.
"By the way, we're tied now."
-
3426.
>"Hhhmm..." Twi's nose scrunched up, as angry horse noises escaped her lips.
-
3427.
>"So you can heal yourself, heal trees, and... what else?" Rainbow asked, a confused look on her face.
-
3428.
"Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if I could heal others, too. And it's probably not just trees."
-
3429.
"I bet Redheart would be happy to hear that."
-
3430.
>"Okay, please tell me you'll let me-"
-
3431.
"No dissection. I mean it."
-
3432.
>"I just want to study you!"
-
3433.
"Mmhm."
-
3434.
>"This is important, Anon! Who knows what else you can do with that magic?"
-
3435.
"Ehh... Like..."
-
3436.
>"P-Please? I won't do anything weird like last time!"
-
3437.
>You're not detecting any kind of foul play with her words, nor have you picked up any dishonest horse noises.
-
3438.
>She checks out, just this once.
-
3439.
"I came here to tell you about this magic in the first place; So I would've said yes, regardless."
-
3440.
"Just testing you, is all."
-
3441.
>"Shame on me for underestimating you, Mr. Human." Twilight teased.
-
3442.
>"If y'all are done flirtin', I'd like to borrow Mr. Anonymous for a bit."
-
3443.
"Me? Flirting with Purple Smart? That's-"
-
3444.
>"Anon..." Twilight was eyeing you like a hawk.
-
3445.
>"Are you two sure you're not dating? You've been acting kinda'... romantic lately." Dash added, still giggling a bit.
-
3446.
"I only date high quality horses, Rainbow. Like you."
-
3447.
>"W-Wha-"
-
3448.
>And just like that, your bro's patented blush feature activated.
-
3449.
>"Y-You gotta' stop messing with me like that! It's weird!"
-
3450.
"But it's fun!"
-
3451.
-
3452.
>"I'm not high quality...?" Twilight murmured, looking at the ground.
-
3453.
>"Ahem." AJ cleared her throat, no doubt trying to get your attention.
-
3454.
"Oh, right... Sorry. What do you need me for?"
-
3455.
>"Whatever ya' did to my trees is spreadin', so do ya' think you could heal the other trees in the orchard?"
-
3456.
"Uhh... I probably could, but..."
-
3457.
>"It's hard work, ain't it? Tell ya' what... I'll pay you for it."
-
3458.
"Deal."
-
3459.
>"While YOU help Applejack bring the trees back to life, I'M gonna' go prepare for lunch!" Rainbow said excitedly.
-
3460.
"Prepare? Do you have a surprise planned or something?"
-
3461.
>"You'll see. Just meet me outside Peetzer Hut."
-
3462.
"Gotcha. And what are you going to go do, Twi?"
-
3463.
>Rainbow had already flown away; You're not sure what she's got planned, but it'll be something awesome.
-
3464.
>Your bro always knows exactly what you like, and what kind of gifts to get you.
-
3465.
>"O-Oh! Umm... I was going to head back to the castle and start preparing my tools!"
-
3466.
"Tools... you're serious about this. We'll do all of that tomorrow, is that fair?"
-
3467.
>"Perfect! Swing by the castle, first thing in the morning!"
-
3468.
>These horses just decide everything on their own, don't they?
-
3469.
"Alright, Twi. Guess I'll see you tomorrow."
-
3470.
>"Okay, I'll go make sure everything is ready for tomorrow! Bye, Anon!"
-
3471.
>Twilight trotted off with a giddy spring in her step.
-
3472.
"Remember, nothing weird, got it?!"
-
3473.
>No response.
-
3474.
>She was too far gone; Her own intelligence had taken hold of her, and she was too busy thinking to herself.
-
3475.
>Typical Purple Horse.
-
3476.
>All of that awkward nerdiness overrules the way she usually acts towards you when she's fascinated with something.
-
3477.
"Lead the way, AJ."
-
3478.
>"Right this way, big fella'."
-
3479.
>You followed AJ through the orchard, ready to work more of your magic.
-
3480.
>There's no telling how long this could take, but one thing is certain.
-
3481.
>This is the perfect opportunity to practice controlling this magic.
-
3482.
"So you really have no idea what's happening to the trees?"
-
3483.
>"Honestly, ah ain't got a clue, but..."
-
3484.
"But?"
-
3485.
>"Granny Smith did say somethin' about the orchard needin' a little love. And she wasn't bein' specific, neither."
-
3486.
"Love, you say?"
-
3487.
>"Yup, and it looks like she was right. Maybe the soil is losin' some of its 'magic'."
-
3488.
"Good thing I'm here, then."
-
3489.
>"Yer' always welcome on the farm, y'hear? Ah can't stress it enough."
-
3490.
"HNNNNNNGGHH-"
-
3491.
>That rough voice and southern accent do things to you.
-
3492.
>Bad things.
-
3493.
>"Uhh... are y'all okay?"
-
3494.
"Yeah, I'm alright. Just got a little excited."
-
3495.
>"If you say so. I know you and RD are havin' lunch as usual, so I won't keep ya' long. Hopefully."
-
3496.
-
3497.
>Many hours after your Apple Adventure(TM) with Applejack, you were jogging through Ponyville to meet up with Rainbow.
-
3498.
>Regardless of AJ's statements, you were, in fact, kept long.
-
3499.
>Not only is lunch time over, it's basically dinner time.
-
3500.
>But AJ paid you well, extremely well.
-
3501.
>A smiling, comforted apple horse.
-
3502.
>That's what you like to see.
-
3503.
>Not an anxious, panicking apple horse; You hate to see it.
-
3504.
>Apparently, the way AJ got into your house uninvited to deliver that 'gift', was some kind of ancient technique.
-
3505.
>It had something to do with apples; You weren't paying too much attention to her explanation due to exhaustion.
-
3506.
>The sun had set over Ponyville about two hours ago.
-
3507.
>If Dash is still waiting outside Peetzer Hut, you'd better hurry up, since there's no guarantee she'll wait any longer.
-
3508.
>Once again, that's implying that she's there right now, still waiting.
-
3509.
>You know her like the back of your own hand, though.
-
3510.
>She's definitely there, but you'll have to make it up to her for being late.
-
3511.
"Dash! Hey, you still here?!"
-
3512.
>You called out for Fast Horse, but you couldn't see her anywhere, and there wasn't a reply, either.
-
3513.
>Sighing, you cursed your luck, wishing you could have been quicker with reviving those trees.
-
3514.
>Sitting down in one of the seats outside, many of which are far too small for you, you thought about what to do next.
-
3515.
>Suddenly, something brushed against the back of your head, and you freaked out.
-
3516.
>"HAH! Gotcha! Hahahaaaaa!"
-
3517.
>It was Rainbow; Of course it was.
-
3518.
>That shouldn't have startled you so much, but after what dream AJ did to you, it's no surprise.
-
3519.
"Ugh. I guess that's what I get for being late."
-
3520.
>"You took FOREVER at Sweet Apple Acres, y'know?"
-
3521.
"That's my bad, sorry. Still getting used to this magic, but I got some good practice in!"
-
3522.
"If it makes you feel any better, things started to speed up towards the tail end!"
-
3523.
>"Nope."
-
3524.
"Figured."
-
3525.
>"I had to give our pizza away to somepony because it was getting cold! You're lucky I had a huge breakfast!"
-
3526.
"Y-You haven't eaten yet? Bro, you didn't have to do that..."
-
3527.
>"After your little camping trip with Spike, I can't let you off the hook. No missed lunches!"
-
3528.
>You feel bad, but at the same time, a wide, stupid grin crept upon your face.
-
3529.
>You're no stranger to having a good friend here and there, and of course, you know you're friends with Dash.
-
3530.
>Even so, it blows your mind when you realize how deep the bond is between the two of you.
-
3531.
>"What's with that dumb look on your face? You're being weird, bro."
-
3532.
"I'm just happy; Call it what you want."
-
3533.
>"Good! Because I ordered the biggest pizza I could, and told them to keep it hot for us."
-
3534.
>"And YOU'RE gonna' pay for it!"
-
3535.
"So what were you going to do if I didn't show up?"
-
3536.
>Rainbow folded her hooves, giving you a disgruntled look.
-
3537.
>"You'd be, like, 20% less cooler to me."
-
3538.
-
3539.
"Well, it's a good thing I'm here, then."
-
3540.
>Right on time, an employee came out levitating a massive peetzer on a tray with magic.
-
3541.
>Your relationship with Cadance is on an acquaintance level at best, but she'd die if she were here to see this thing.
-
3542.
>Then again, she was putting down some very suggestive hints the last time you had an 'audience' with her.
-
3543.
>You found it hilarious, considering she's married to Twilight's brother, but you'd never tell either of them about it.
-
3544.
>Maybe Horse Cock(TM) just isn't enough for her.
-
3545.
>To your surprise, the employee carrying the enormous pizza was none other than The Great and Powerful Horse(TM).
-
3546.
"Trixie?"
-
3547.
>"Oh shoot... Why do I keep running into you like this?!"
-
3548.
>"Trixie?! I didn't see you when I went in there! When did you start working here?" Even Rainbow was confused.
-
3549.
"Her shows aren't doing too well, so she's-"
-
3550.
>"Shut up, shut up! SSSHHH!"
-
3551.
"I was hoping those bits I gave you would've helped get your show moving again."
-
3552.
>"SSSHHHH!"
-
3553.
>"T-They did! But this is my last part-time shift! I swear, I'm NEVER doing this again!"
-
3554.
"Sure hope so. You look miserable."
-
3555.
>"Dude, wouldn't it be funny if we told Twilight about this?"
-
3556.
>"DON'T!"
-
3557.
>You and Rainbow both stared at The Great and Powerful Horse(TM), holding back equal amounts of laughter and giggles.
-
3558.
"Hmm... y'know, that'd be pretty fucking funny."
-
3559.
>"I'M BEGGING YOU!"
-
3560.
>"Maybe we should make her work for it."
-
3561.
"Why yes, Rainbow Dash, I agree."
-
3562.
>"PLEASE!"
-
3563.
"Free pizza. No discussion."
-
3564.
>"O-Okay, okay!"
-
3565.
>Trixie placed the Super Mega Ultra Almighty God-Like Primordial Sanctified Supreme True Peetzer(TM) on your table.
-
3566.
>"B-But mark Trixie's words, she'll get you back for this!"
-
3567.
>There she goes, talking in third person again; You thought she had finally gotten over that.
-
3568.
>She's such a dumb horse.
-
3569.
>Picking her up into your arms, you hugged the absolute shit out of her.
-
3570.
>"A-Anon?! Put me down this instant, you... you...!"
-
3571.
>"There's no getting out of his hugs, Trixie. Don't even bother. I've tried."
-
3572.
>"Oh, fiddlesticks!" Trixie shouted, giving up and resigning herself to the fate of a hugged horse.
-
3573.
>There truly is no escape.
-
3574.
-
3575.
>"J-Just eat your pizza already!"
-
3576.
"Hmm... you make a fair point."
-
3577.
>Releasing the hugged horse from your gorilla grip, you spun around in your seat, facing the peetzer.
-
3578.
>Trixie ran away, right back into Peetzer Hut, before you could change your mind, and Rainbow was giggling like an idiot.
-
3579.
>Little did she know, she herself would soon be hugged as well.
-
3580.
>She didn't even see it coming, as you leapt out of your chair and grabbed hold of her.
-
3581.
>"Wha...!"
-
3582.
>"Dude, put me down! N-Now's not the time!"
-
3583.
"When I was a young lad, my father told me there was a time and place for everything."
-
3584.
"Hugs are exempt from that rule. Name one instance where hugging is bad."
-
3585.
>"L-Like, right now! Lemme' go!"
-
3586.
>Seeing Rainbow blush gives you purpose, it really does.
-
3587.
>You're like Fluttershy sometimes, but without the sexualizing.
-
3588.
>Or the rape.
-
3589.
"Alright, I'm done. Let's actually eat."
-
3590.
>Once Speedy Gonzales was released from your inescapable hug, you instantly reached for the biggest slice on the tray.
-
3591.
>"H-Hey! I wanted that one!"
-
3592.
"I was about to hand it to you, silly."
-
3593.
>She glared at you with wide eyes as if she had just realized something, and you know exactly what it is.
-
3594.
>"No! Not again! I'm not a baby, Anon, I can eat my own food!"
-
3595.
"Here comes the train..."
-
3596.
>"UGH! You're so uncool!"
-
3597.
>Rainbow knew better than to resist in the long run, so she simply opened her mouth.
-
3598.
>Admittedly, the sight of Dash with her mouth open and tongue out like that activated your almonds.
-
3599.
"HHNNNNGHH"
-
3600.
>The slice of peetzer was heavily wounded by Fast Horse, losing over half of its length in a single bite.
-
3601.
>Not only that, but she took the entire thing out of your hands.
-
3602.
>Tossing the half-eaten slice into the air using her teeth, she caught it in her mouth like a dog going after a tennis ball.
-
3603.
"D-Damn. That was impressive!"
-
3604.
>"Can I please eat the rest of my slices by myself?"
-
3605.
"Eh, you earned it."
-
3606.
>"Hah hah. Very funny."
-
3607.
-
3608.
"Almost forgot to ask, where's that surprise you were talking about earlier?"
-
3609.
>"I was just about to pull it out, but you hugging Trixie distracted me!"
-
3610.
"It had to be done. So, what's the surprise?"
-
3611.
>"Gimme' just oooone sec..."
-
3612.
>Dash flew over to a nearby bush, rustling the leaves and searching through it with her horsey hooves.
-
3613.
>"C-C'mon, where is it..."
-
3614.
>"...There!"
-
3615.
>You almost lost it when you saw the 'surprise'.
-
3616.
"Is... is that for me?"
-
3617.
>Dash was holding a black cap in her hooves, flying back over to you.
-
3618.
>"I had Rarity make it for you! I-I know how much you like black, so..."
-
3619.
>You immediately snatched it from her, and put it on.
-
3620.
>It's unironically the greatest thing ever.
-
3621.
"I fucking love it."
-
3622.
>"Heh... I knew you'd say that! Nopony knows your tastes like I do!"
-
3623.
"Can't argue with that, bro."
-
3624.
"And it fits perfectly, too! Rarity did a good job."
-
3625.
>You got a cool hat, AND a free pizza that you were originally planning to pay for as recompense for being late.
-
3626.
>Today has been fucking great.
-
3627.
>Before digging in yourself, you gave thanks to Sunbutt for having such a massive horse ass.
-
3628.
>Also for supplying you with near infinite amounts of money, practically at your behest, but mostly the first thing.
-
3629.
>The first bite of peetzer sent you to another dimension.
-
3630.
>Before you knew it, your animalistic, primal urges kicked in, and you proceeded to swallow two slices whole.
-
3631.
>"W-Whoa, Anon, chill out! Leave some for me!"
-
3632.
>Your third victim was in your hands, your mouth agape, and Dash's words spared his life.
-
3633.
"Y-You're right. I don't know what came over me."
-
3634.
>"No wonder Twilight is so interested in you, humans are weird."
-
3635.
>You took a bite out of the third slice like a normal person, before replying.
-
3636.
"I'm one of a kind, bro. Other humans are nothing like me."
-
3637.
>"Imagining more than one of you kinda' scares me, not gonna' lie."
-
3638.
"I don't think Fluttershy, or Twilight could handle that."
-
3639.
>"H-Hello? Anonymous?"
-
3640.
>A voice you've never heard before caught your attention; They were calling for you, no less.
-
3641.
>You turned around to see some orange, bearded stallion in robes.
-
3642.
-
3643.
"Yeah, that's me... What is it?"
-
3644.
>"Sunburst? What are you doing in Ponyville?"
-
3645.
>"I came here to talk to Anonymous, in private, i-if you don't mind."
-
3646.
>"There's something important I have to tell him."
-
3647.
>"Wow, your name really gets around, huh, bro?"
-
3648.
>You've never seen the guy before, and you're not sure what he could possibly want with you.
-
3649.
"I won't deny that, but... did you ask around for me or something?"
-
3650.
>"Twilight sent Starlight and I a letter talking about you... hehe..."
-
3651.
>He's pretty fucking awkward, that's for sure.
-
3652.
"Mmm... that does sound like something she'd do."
-
3653.
>"I stopped by Twilight's castle, and she was nice enough to tell me where you'd be."
-
3654.
>"Or... where she thought you might be, anyway."
-
3655.
"Fair enough. By the way, that Starlight name rings a bell."
-
3656.
"Can this wait, though? I'm in the middle of lunch."
-
3657.
>"Uhhh... you'll probably wanna' hear what I have to say first!"
-
3658.
>"Like I said, it's really important! You might be in danger!"
-
3659.
"Danger, you say?"
-
3660.
"Guess I'll make this quick, then."
-
3661.
"You don't mind, right, Dash?"
-
3662.
>"He said it's important, so go ahead! The pizza's gonna' be gone by the time you get back, just so you know."
-
3663.
"Damnit... Alright, come on, you orange horse. Let's talk behind Peetzer Hut."
-
3664.
>Rainbow gets the entire rest of the pizza by default, thanks to this guy.
-
3665.
>As soon as you and 'Sunburst' were behind Peetzer Hut, you crossed your arms, leaning against the wall.
-
3666.
"I'm just going to pretend Rainbow isn't eating the rest of the pizza right now."
-
3667.
>"Sorry, I promise I didn't mean to interrupt your lunch!"
-
3668.
>"B-But Starlight has gone crazy!"
-
3669.
"Wait... huh? Slow it down a bit."
-
3670.
"I only know who that is because of Twilight, what's she doing now?"
-
3671.
"From the top, please."
-
3672.
>"A-Alright, so, as you probably already know, Starlight has been at the Crystal Empire for a few months now."
-
3673.
"Yeah, I definitely remember that part."
-
3674.
>"My home is there, and we've been studying together to find a solution for world hunger."
-
3675.
"End world hunger... damn. Now what went wrong?"
-
3676.
>"One day, she just... didn't respond to my questions about a few hypotheses she proposed."
-
3677.
>"Not in the way she usually does, at least."
-
3678.
>"Instead, she just sidewinded my questions and started making... err..."
-
3679.
"Out with it."
-
3680.
-
3681.
>"...Sexual demands."
-
3682.
"Oh. She's one of those."
-
3683.
>"O-One of those?"
-
3684.
"She's a rapist, isn't she?"
-
3685.
>"W-Well..."
-
3686.
"Yep. Thought so."
-
3687.
"Which means, you came here to warn me about that."
-
3688.
>"Y-Yes, that's precisely what I did! Twilight sent a letter to Starlight and I, and when she saw that..."
-
3689.
"She came straight for my cock."
-
3690.
>"Precisely."
-
3691.
"Girls and their stupid gossiping."
-
3692.
"That doesn't even make any sense, though."
-
3693.
"You're telling me she got bored of you, and came straight to Ponyville as soon as she found out what a human was?"
-
3694.
>"Would you believe me if I said yes?"
-
3695.
"Ehh... before I answer that, I've got one question."
-
3696.
"Does Starlight have blue-ish eyes, a pinkish coat, and a curly mane?"
-
3697.
>"Yes, she does!"
-
3698.
"Oh fuck."
-
3699.
>"Now you understand what I'm trying to tell you!"
-
3700.
"That bitch has been stalking me since yesterday..."
-
3701.
"...Actually... who knows how long she's been doing it for?"
-
3702.
"I've caught her in the act a few times now; She'll just stare at me through a window, or a doorway."
-
3703.
>"I-It's frightening, isn't it?"
-
3704.
"A guy like me gets attention like that all the time, it's really nothing new, but uh..."
-
3705.
"...Sometimes, these mares scare the fuck out of me. I can't lie."
-
3706.
"It's a little cathartic meeting somepony else that deals with this."
-
3707.
>"Oh! Uhm, that's great to hear! But you've GOT to lay low for a while."
-
3708.
"What, like not going outside?"
-
3709.
"Can't I just... I don't know, go to Twilight about this?"
-
3710.
"You told her about what Starlight is up to, right?"
-
3711.
>"I certainly did. And trust me, I've got a plan!"
-
3712.
>Initially, his voice was shaky and nervous, but his last words carried conviction.
-
3713.
>That's the kind of attitude you like to see.
-
3714.
"So what's the plan?"
-
3715.
-
3716.
>"You have a home, yes?"
-
3717.
"It'd suck ass if I didn't; Sleeping in other ponies' beds is awkward, y'know, they're usually a little too small for me."
-
3718.
>"Perfect! We'll shack up in your home, and I'll ward off the area with a force field, one that she can't teleport past."
-
3719.
"I like the confidence, but from what Twilight told me, Starlight is a REALLY capable magic user."
-
3720.
"Then again, you've already dealt with her at the Crystal Empire, so maybe you've got this."
-
3721.
>"She may be skilled, but I know a thing or two, and then some! Lead the way, Anonymous!"
-
3722.
"Aye-aye, Beardy."
-
3723.
>"My name is Sunburst..."
-
3724.
"You poor equine; You know nothing about me."
-
3725.
>Without a second of delay, you began the short trek to your home, and Sunburst hurriedly trotted behind you.
-
3726.
>But first, you have to tell Rainbow that you're heading out.
-
3727.
>She shouldn't mind, considering the sun has almost fully set.
-
3728.
"Pssst! Hey, Dash!"
-
3729.
>In a whispering, breathy voice, you called out to Broski from the side of Peetzer Hut.
-
3730.
>"Anon? Are you two still talking back there?"
-
3731.
>Squinting your eyes, you can just barely see that the pizza is gone.
-
3732.
>Curse this hungry horse.
-
3733.
>Not that it really matters right now, you've got a Rape Shelter(TM) to get to.
-
3734.
"Sunburst and I gotta' get going. We're heading to-"
-
3735.
>Orange Guy's hoof tapped your leg; You peered over to see him shaking his head.
-
3736.
>He's being especially careful, similar to the way you were during the Super Rapist(TM) arc.
-
3737.
>"Heading to what now?"
-
3738.
"Uhh... Spaghetti Marehouse!"
-
3739.
>"But we just had lunch! You're that hungry, bro?"
-
3740.
"Maybe I wouldn't be if somepony didn't slaughter the rest of the peetzer while I was gone."
-
3741.
>"Don't blame me if you get a wicked bad tummyache!"
-
3742.
"I could say the same for you, bro."
-
3743.
>"What?! No way! My stomach's made of steel!"
-
3744.
"Sure, we'll see. Catch you later."
-
3745.
>"Peace!"
-
3746.
>Leaving Rainbow to her own devices, you lead Sunburst to your not so humble abode.
-
3747.
>Hopefully he does as he says he will.
-
3748.
>If any of what Twilight told you about Starlight is true, escaping her Rape Field(TM) would be nigh impossible.
-
3749.
-
3750.
>It was fairly dark outside; The clouds were in the sky were thick, but rays of moonlight could still be seen.
-
3751.
>Nothing strange happened on the way to your house, and you didn't spot Starlight, either.
-
3752.
>The lights in the kitchen were still on from your breakfast with Peanut Flutter Cups and Ray Charles.
-
3753.
>Taking out your keys to unlock the door was a tad bit more stressful than it should have been.
-
3754.
>Hurriedly closing the door behind you, Sunburst hopped up on your couch.
-
3755.
>Giving him an incredulous look, you brought a hand to your hip.
-
3756.
"You're not even going to ask before you sit on that?"
-
3757.
>"P-Pardon me, just making myself comfortable..."
-
3758.
"I don't have a problem with that; It's just a little weird considering this is your first time being in here."
-
3759.
"But whatever... so, you really think she's following us, huh?"
-
3760.
>After asking that, you promptly checked your windows, scanning for the magical rape horse in question.
-
3761.
>It's a little too dark for you to spot anything, but who knows?
-
3762.
>You might catch a glimpse of them.
-
3763.
>"I know she is; Starlight doesn't give up easily."
-
3764.
"Well, that's just great."
-
3765.
"Mind turning on that force field of yours?"
-
3766.
"There's nopony outside, but that could change pretty quick."
-
3767.
>"Your wish is my command, Anonymous."
-
3768.
>As you continued to scan the dark roads of Ponyville, something caught your attention.
-
3769.
>You remembered what happened the first time you spotted Starlight.
-
3770.
>She was peering at you through your bedroom door.
-
3771.
>Neither of you thought to fully check the inside of your house before settling down.
-
3772.
>That's a little concerning, so perhaps you should bring it up.
-
3773.
>Speaking of the house, it'll probably take some time for him to bring up that field.
-
3774.
"Uh... hey, I'm gonna' check the inside while you're doing tha-"
-
3775.
>Your brain was stunned after taking a good look at Sunburst.
-
3776.
>Something about him seemed off, and he definitely didn't have that glint in his eyes before.
-
3777.
>The glint evolved into a full on spiral of 'something', you're not sure what it is.
-
3778.
>It's like he was hypnotised or something.
-
3779.
>Not only that, but there was this unnatural grin on his face.
-
3780.
>It wasn't menacing or anything, but he had no reason to be smiling like that with what's going on.
-
3781.
"Beardy? Are you good over there?"
-
3782.
>No answer.
-
3783.
>You're not thrilled about this.
-
3784.
>Not one bit.
-
3785.
>Just as you thought to approach him, and maybe shake him around a bit, his horn started to glow.
-
3786.
>A translucent, orange dome suddenly surrounded you from all sides.
-
3787.
>It was more or less the width of your entire living room.
-
3788.
-
3789.
"Sunburst, what the fuck?"
-
3790.
>Still no answer.
-
3791.
"Can you even hear me?!"
-
3792.
>It was about to be clobbering time, and you planned to knock him out of whatever trance he was in.
-
3793.
>But before you could, the familiar clip-clop of hooves sounded from somewhere in your home.
-
3794.
>Looking into the kitchen, there was nopony there.
-
3795.
>The hoofsteps kept changing directions in your ears, you could hardly pinpoint the location of the sounds.
-
3796.
>You were paranoid, looking all over the place for a noise that you couldn't track down.
-
3797.
>"Looking for me, Anon?"
-
3798.
"...HUH?"
-
3799.
>Amidst the confusing sounds, a voice, obviously belonging to a female, called out to you.
-
3800.
>This time, however, the sound definitively came from behind.
-
3801.
>You were already shitting yourself, but this is on a different level of shit.
-
3802.
>Behind you was the pony who had been stalking you.
-
3803.
"Starlight? Is that you?"
-
3804.
>"Yes, yes, it is."
-
3805.
>She appeared eerily calm with a confident smirk on her face, like she had complete control of the situation.
-
3806.
>That's not very far from the truth, and from the looks of things, Sunburst is currently doing her bidding.
-
3807.
"What the fuck did you do to him?"
-
3808.
>"Sunburst? Oh, ya' know, I just used a little hypnosis spell on him."
-
3809.
>"No big deal, really."
-
3810.
>She was fucking giggling after admitting to that.
-
3811.
"No big deal?! How long has he been hypnotised for?!"
-
3812.
>"Hmm... ever since I put the spell on him at the Crystal Empire."
-
3813.
"WHA-"
-
3814.
>You were speaking to a hypnotised Sunburst that entire time.
-
3815.
>Initially, after hearing his warnings about Starlight, you suggested going to Twi's castle.
-
3816.
>But he immediately changed your mind, assuring you that he 'had a plan', and you went with it.
-
3817.
>Something about that just felt fishy, but there wasn't enough doubt in your mind to act otherwise.
-
3818.
>Was this just to get you all alone with her?
-
3819.
>Now, instead of surrounding your house with a forcefield, you're the only one surrounded here.
-
3820.
>"Nice force field spell, isn't it?"
-
3821.
>"Not that it's mine, or anything. Sunburst perfected it, so I figured he should be the one to cast it."
-
3822.
"Don't talk to me all nonchalant like that!"
-
3823.
"For somepony who's supposed to be reformed, this is some pretty stupid shit you're pulling!"
-
3824.
>"Oh? Who's gonna' stop me?"
-
3825.
>She unironically has a good point.
-
3826.
>Sunburst probably got his brains fucked out already, long before she hypnotised him and brought him here.
-
3827.
>Her plan worked out exactly the way she wanted it too.
-
3828.
>Especially when Beardy stopped you from telling Rainbow where you were really headed.
-
3829.
-
3830.
"Augh, fuck! How did I fall for that stupid trick?!"
-
3831.
>Holding your head with both hands, you cursed yourself for being so easily trusting of a random horse.
-
3832.
>"Awwww, don't cry, Anon... I'll make it ALL BETTER!"
-
3833.
>Your hands shielded your front in self-defense, her sudden rise in volume causing you to flinch.
-
3834.
>Much to your chagrin, no amount of raising your hands will accomplish anything here.
-
3835.
>Not against a magical horse.
-
3836.
>Just like your encounter with Dream Twilight(TM), your struggling will be pointless.
-
3837.
"H-Hold on, hold on..."
-
3838.
>The very same hands you just used had been stolen from you with a glow of her horn.
-
3839.
>They now rest at your sides, and you're completely incapable of moving them.
-
3840.
>"Ever since Twilight sent that letter, I've been so, so, soooo curious..."
-
3841.
>At the very least, it doesn't seem like Sunburst lied about the letter part.
-
3842.
"There's nothing TO be curious about! I'm essentially a hairless monkey!"
-
3843.
>"No, no, no! There's so much more than that!"
-
3844.
>She's off the deep end.
-
3845.
>"I miss the days of being able to TAKE what I want! When I wanted it, and how!"
-
3846.
>"But I was fine! Fine until SUNBURST here said NO!"
-
3847.
"W-Wait, listen, there's no need for any of this!"
-
3848.
"You've already got Sunburst!"
-
3849.
>Starlight's magic threw you to the ground, sending you crawling backwards.
-
3850.
>"I need more than just him to be satisfied!"
-
3851.
>Think, think, think.
-
3852.
>What could you possibly have up your sleeve to get out of this?
-
3853.
>Without control of your body, there's nothing you can physically do.
-
3854.
>This is so completely unfair.
-
3855.
>Magic(TM) is OP.
-
3856.
>That's when you remembered; You've got magic of your own.
-
3857.
>Too bad there isn't much it can do right now.
-
3858.
>The only flora within this field is your Spider Plant(TM), and you're unsure how that can help you.
-
3859.
>But it's worth a shot.
-
3860.
>You tried to turn your head so you could work your 'staring' trick on it, but Starlight forced you to face her.
-
3861.
>"Do you think I'm stupid?! I've seen your little magic tricks!"
-
3862.
>"They won't do you any good!"
-
3863.
>Even if she's stopping you from looking at it, there's still a chance.
-
3864.
-
3865.
>Closing your eyes to focus on the Spider Plant(TM), you envisioned your life magic doing its thing.
-
3866.
>"Giving up already? Come on, struggle! Make it fun for me!"
-
3867.
>Like a self-guided tentacle, one of the Spider Plant's leaves flew straight for Sunburst.
-
3868.
>You could feel where it was going, what it was doing, everything, as if it were one of your limbs.
-
3869.
>It flicked him in the back of the head, distrupting his spell, and causing his force field to dissipate.
-
3870.
>Your lungs were begging for air afterwards, the action taking quite a lot out of you.
-
3871.
>"O-Ow! What in the..."
-
3872.
>Starlight took notice, furiously pointing her horn at Sunburst.
-
3873.
>"I told you, it's useless!"
-
3874.
>A beam shot out of her horn and into his head, causing him to sit upright on your couch.
-
3875.
>The same magical spiral returned to his eyes, and before you knew it, the force field was back up in no time.
-
3876.
>Normally, you're quick on the draw, but it's difficult to follow up so soon on something you've never done before.
-
3877.
>Sunburst can be snapped out of his trance; Starlight, on the other hand, cannot.
-
3878.
>She's the real problem here, and you're probably not doing anything to her right now.
-
3879.
>"Just to make sure you don't pull anything else...!"
-
3880.
>Her eyes turned away from you, and towards the Spider Plant(TM).
-
3881.
"Shit... shit! DON'T-"
-
3882.
>You couldn't believe your eyes.
-
3883.
>Fire was forming around Starlight's horn.
-
3884.
>She's about to incinerate your fucking plant.
-
3885.
>And you couldn't turn to see it, but there was a distinct sound of something getting burnt up in flickering flames.
-
3886.
>This fucking horse actually killed it.
-
3887.
"WHY'D YOU KILL HIM?!"
-
3888.
>You loved that plant.
-
3889.
>You loved him like a fucking brother.
-
3890.
>"That's what I like to see! Get riled up, Anon!"
-
3891.
>She's approaching you.
-
3892.
>This is totally not good.
-
3893.
>They were pricking you like a bitch, but you wish those vines were still in your hoodie right about now.
-
3894.
>As usual, magic or no magic, your pants and shoes flew right off of your body, leaving nothing but your boxers.
-
3895.
>For a moment, she had a look of confusion on her features.
-
3896.
>Most ponies don't understand why humans seemingly wear two pairs of 'pants', and Starlight is no exception.
-
3897.
>"Agh, come on, come on!" Starlight shouted in impatience.
-
3898.
>You almost screamed as she pulled your cock out of the fly, freeing Anon Jr. from its prison once more.
-
3899.
>"O-Oh Celestia..."
-
3900.
>Twilight's 'studies' and 'experiments' from when you first arrived in Equestria filled your mind.
-
3901.
>You can feel when somepony is using magic on your body, but Anon Jr. REALLY feels it.
-
3902.
>If there was ever a time to revolt against him, it would be now.
-
3903.
>While still remaining aggressive, her temperament changed from one of confidence to one of pure lust.
-
3904.
>Her face was truly showing it, too.
-
3905.
>Once again, this is totally not good.
-
3906.
-
3907.
>"T-Twilight's letter told me about your h-human s-s-stamina!"
-
3908.
>The horse can hardly form a sentence without stuttering now.
-
3909.
>Also, what the fuck did she just say?
-
3910.
>How many things have you told Twilight about while you were drunk off cider?
-
3911.
>Because you can guarantee you didn't tell her about that while sober.
-
3912.
>Secondly, how much shit was in that letter?
-
3913.
>Why would she have included something like that in the letter to begin with?
-
3914.
>Dumb, autistic horse.
-
3915.
>Starlight proceed to mount you, holding you still all across your body with her magic.
-
3916.
>It's so surreal how helpless you are.
-
3917.
>The feeling isn't too dissimilar from sleep paralysis; You can't move a single muscle no matter how hard you try.
-
3918.
>That is, until your hands moved to rest on her flanks.
-
3919.
>Of course, that wasn't of your own accord.
-
3920.
>Anon Jr. had nothing to do with it; It was Starlight's fault, but he's still incredibly happy about it.
-
3921.
>"H-Have you ever tried anal, Anon?"
-
3922.
>Celestia, wherever she is right now, needs to get off of her fat ass and save you.
-
3923.
>As small as these horses are in comparison to you, they shouldn't feel so heavy.
-
3924.
>Maybe it's because they're all fat like Twilight.
-
3925.
"Can we... like... not?"
-
3926.
>"We're having sex until the sun comes up, and then I'm taking you with me."
-
3927.
>Starlight stared into your very soul as she uttered those words, and she didn't stutter for a single syllable.
-
3928.
>She was deathly serious, her eyes wide in lustful hysteria.
-
3929.
>Glaring back into your newfound rapist's eyes, you didn't notice her lowering herself onto Anon Jr.
-
3930.
>"H-Haaaaa...!"
-
3931.
>Rapelight gasped in euphoria, finally getting a taste of what she came all this way for.
-
3932.
>No more was Anon Jr. ignorant to the intricacies of the Super Mega Ultra God-Like Primordial Ponut(TM).
-
3933.
>Not only are you unable to move, but you're forced to fucking touch her.
-
3934.
>You can only toss around funny jokes in your head to ignore the situation for so long.
-
3935.
>At some point, she went from savoring Anon Jr. to outright destroying him.
-
3936.
"Get... off!"
-
3937.
>The magical rapist wasn't even listening; She was in a world of her own.
-
3938.
-
3939.
>Is this really how it ends?
-
3940.
>After all the rape you've been through?
-
3941.
"Starlight... Starlight!"
-
3942.
>"What is it, Anon?! Aren't you having fun?!"
-
3943.
"Y-You don't wanna' do this! What would Twilight think?! Or Trixie?!"
-
3944.
>"I don't care! Right now, I can do whateeeeever I WANT!"
-
3945.
>Your fingers dug into the hysterical horse; You're nearing your end.
-
3946.
>Her Ponut is much too strong for Anon Jr.
-
3947.
>And according to what she said earlier, she's not going to be happy with just this.
-
3948.
>You repeat, this is totally not fucking good.
-
3949.
"Hey, hey, hey... c'mon... live and let die, yeah? J-Just lemme' go?"
-
3950.
>"Ughh, how many times do I have to say it?!
-
3951.
>No.
-
3952.
>NO.
-
3953.
>IT'S HAPPENING.
-
3954.
>MUST.
-
3955.
>RESIST.
-
3956.
>"G-Give up and cum already!"
-
3957.
>Jesus christ, it still hasn't hit you yet.
-
3958.
>You're being sexually assaulted.
-
3959.
>No matter how many times this happens to you, it's so surreal.
-
3960.
>In these trying times, you have to direct all of your attention to the struggle.
-
3961.
>The mere act of acknowledging what Anon Jr. is experiencing will spell your doom.
-
3962.
>It took you a moment to realize, but there was a faint, greenish glow surrounding the two of you.
-
3963.
>There's no way it was coming from Starlight, in fact, it seemed to be coming from you.
-
3964.
>The emerald light's luminosity intensified, far too brightly for your eyes, so you shut them closed.
-
3965.
>A sound you could only describe as a flash suddenly fucked your ear drums.
-
3966.
>"A-AAAAH! MY EYES!"
-
3967.
>"A-Anon?! Anon, I... I can't see!"
-
3968.
>Starlight screamed at the top of her lungs, slipping and falling off of Anon Jr.
-
3969.
>Sunburst voiced the same complaint, being just as blinded as Starlight was.
-
3970.
>Suddenly, you could move again.
-
3971.
-
3972.
>All the fighting and flexing your muscles were doing carried over, causing you to twitch for a moment.
-
3973.
>After opening your eyes, you could see there was no longer a force field surrounding you and Rapelight.
-
3974.
>If there was ever a time to start running, now would be the time.
-
3975.
>"Don't go anywhere! W-We're not done here!" Starlight was using her magic to try and find you, even while blinded.
-
3976.
>The door is behind her and you'd rather not risk it; This is a certified jump out the window moment.
-
3977.
>Standing on your feet, which was a little difficult after losing control of them, you rushed to the escape route.
-
3978.
>"I can hear you!"
-
3979.
>Her magic was searching close to where you were; You could see it floating about beside you.
-
3980.
>Like a security guard's cone of detection in a Metal Gear Solid(TM) game, you avoided it like the plague.
-
3981.
>By the time the window was open, her magic grazed you, and a proverbial exclamation point appeared above her head.
- 3982.
-
3983.
>FUCK
-
3984.
>Before Starlight could get ahold of anything, you leapt out of the window, and immediately crouched.
-
3985.
>Anon Jr. was still out and about, so you took the time to imprison him.
-
3986.
>It shouldn't be much longer before she can see again.
-
3987.
>You're not sure what you did, or how you even did it, but it came in clutch.
-
3988.
>This life magic may be your strongest anti-rape tool yet, even more powerful than your lost Knife(TM).
-
3989.
>"ANON! GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE!"
-
3990.
>OH GOD OH FUCK
-
3991.
>You're nearly out of borrowed time; Your best option now is to break line of sight.
-
3992.
>If she can see you, she can use magic on you, and that's no good.
-
3993.
>Starlight is now clip-clopping towards you, very, very aggressively.
-
3994.
>Getting chased is your number one fear, and getting raped is the second, so your legs are on maximum overdrive.
-
3995.
>She's fucking with the wrong human.
-
3996.
>Nevermind the fact that you were balls deep in Ponut(TM) a few moments ago, completely and utterly helpless.
-
3997.
>Nope.
-
3998.
>That definitely didn't happen.
-
3999.
>The Everfree Forest is the last place you want to be at night, or in general, but for now, it's perfect.
-
4000.
>You'll be going in dark, but it's nowhere near as dark as the woods near Neighagra Falls were.
-
4001.
>Even as you dove between trees and bushes, Starlight didn't stop shouting at you for a single second.
-
4002.
>"Don't even try it! You aren't fast enough!"
-
4003.
"Oh yeah?! We'll see, you stupid horse!"
-
4004.
>The Scooby Doo chase scene between you and Starlight had begun, leaving Sunburst alone by himself.
-
4005.
>He was the last thing on your mind as you ran to save your own skin, or in this case, your cock.
-
4006.
>Still, you're hoping his brain isn't fried after all of that hypnosis.
-
4007.
>"When I catch you, YOU'RE HAVING MY FILLIES!"
-
4008.
"IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK LIKE THAT!"
-
4009.
>"I'LL MAKE IT WORK!"
-
4010.
"OH SHIT OH FUCK-"
-
4011.
-
4012.
"Anon? Anon?! Oh, darnit!"
-
4013.
>He's already gone, and from the looks of things, Starlight must have gone after him.
-
4014.
>His window was left open, so you assume that's where he escaped from.
-
4015.
>Some Great and Powerful Trixie you are, you're too late.
-
4016.
>You could hear both of their screams for Celestia's sake.
-
4017.
>Ever since Starlight returned from the Crystal Empire yesterday, she's been acting incredibly avoidant.
-
4018.
>Avoidant is the 'nice' way to put it, the honest thing to say would be downright suspicious.
-
4019.
>She hardly said a word to you, going off somewhere with Sunburst by her side, like you weren't even important.
-
4020.
>Heck, even Sunburst acted like you weren't there.
-
4021.
>Your best friend-girl crush ignoring you sucked, but later on in the day, you decided to do some snooping around.
-
4022.
>As you usually do.
-
4023.
>It's very clearly a problem you need to work on, but it came in handy this time.
-
4024.
>You eavesdropped on Starlight giving Sunburst some questionable orders, some of them having to do with Anon.
-
4025.
>Starlight was smart, and didn't say too much in the event somepony was listening in on her.
-
4026.
>It took you nearly an hour after your final evening shift at Peetzer Hut to realize what they were up to.
-
4027.
>You would have loved to warn Anon about any of this, if only you had clicked all the pieces together sooner.
-
4028.
>She wanted Anon alone with absolutely no interference.
-
4029.
>You're unsure what she's had in store for him, but given his track record, you might have an idea.
-
4030.
>Maybe if he would stop being so hot, this wouldn't be happening.
-
4031.
>Stupid, sexy Anon.
-
4032.
>A wooden creak sounded throughout the night air, coming from Anon's door of all places.
-
4033.
>Sunburst stepped outside, holding a hoof to his head, giving you far more questions than answers.
-
4034.
"D-Don't move a muscle! I'm warning you!"
-
4035.
>"Dear Celestia! T-Trixie?!"
-
4036.
"I said, stop moving!"
-
4037.
>"I-It's not what it looks like! Let me explain!"
-
4038.
"Why should I listen to you?! You and Starlight have been going after Anon, and doing... w-whatever the buck else!"
-
4039.
>You trotted up to his face, holding the quivering stallion at horn point.
-
4040.
>"Starlight hypnotised me! I tried to fight back, but it didn't do any good! And now she's chasing Anon!"
-
4041.
>"None of this would have happened if I had kept that letter from her..."
-
4042.
>Sunburst cowered like a frightened child, hooves atop his head like he was bracing for impact.
-
4043.
"What letter? Spill the beans, Sunburst!"
-
4044.
>"S-Starlight started getting aggressive towards me in a... well... weird way... and..."
-
4045.
"Oh, for Luna's sake, you don't have to sugarcoat it! Now's not the time, anyway!"
-
4046.
>"O-Okay, okay!"
-
4047.
-
4048.
>He was terrified; It's obvious that he was scared for himself just as much as Anon, but you still needed answers.
-
4049.
>"Twilight sent us a letter letting us know about Anon, with a lot of personal, VERY sexual things relating to him!"
-
4050.
>"A-And I was the first one to see it, but I was STUPID enough to let her see it, too!"
-
4051.
>"When she saw what Twilight wrote, everything went downhill from there, and I prefer not to say what happened next..."
-
4052.
"But do you even know why she's doing all of this?!"
-
4053.
>"No. Celestia, no. I haven't the faintest clue!"
-
4054.
"You're supposed to be the smart one here, aren't you?!"
-
4055.
"Maybe she's... in heat or something!"
-
4056.
>"Initially, I came to the same conclusion, b-but she's not displaying any of the typical symptoms!"
-
4057.
"Oh no..."
-
4058.
>"Oh no, what?!"
-
4059.
"I think she's turning evil again!"
-
4060.
>"But she's been over that phase of her life for MONTHS now!"
-
4061.
>"Why would it suddenly resurface?!"
-
4062.
"You're asking the wrong mare!"
-
4063.
"Besides, Anon needs our help!"
-
4064.
>"Goodness, you're right! Do you know which way they went?!"
-
4065.
"Uhh... Everfree Forest, maybe?"
-
4066.
>"Are you sure?!"
-
4067.
"I don't know; It just sounds like someplace Anon would run to!"
-
4068.
>"At least you have a guess! It's better than whatever I was about to say! Come on!"
-
4069.
>Sunburst galloped off towards Everfree Forest, running at speeds you didn't think the timid pony was capable of.
-
4070.
"W-Wait up! I'm right behind you!"
-
4071.
>Frankly, you were tired after running all the way to Anon's house to begin with, but you've got plenty of adrenaline now.
-
4072.
>Thinking about it now, you're positive that Anon ran towards the forest.
-
4073.
>His house is at one of the furthest edges of Ponyville, and there's nowhere else for him to realistically go.
-
4074.
>Not to mention, he's running away from a unicorn, so his best bet is to make distance and hide.
-
4075.
>After a little less than a minute of running, the two of you were stopped dead in your tracks due to complications.
-
4076.
>There was a massive explosion deeper into the forest, the soil beneath your hooves nearly quaking from the blast.
-
4077.
"What in Equestria is going on?!"
-
4078.
>"It's Starlight! I recognize that sound anywhere! That was a fire spell!"
-
4079.
"Fire spell?! Is she trying to rape him, or kill him?!"
-
4080.
>Soon enough, the two of you could hear the sounds of burning trees in the distance.
-
4081.
>For that to be the case, whatever spell Starlight unleashed had to have been extremely powerful.
-
4082.
>"This is too much for us to handle, Trixie! We need to get help... m-maybe bring over a few pegasi to put out that fire!"
-
4083.
"But... what if Anon is...?"
-
4084.
>"He can handle himself for now; I saw what he can do while I was hypnotised!"
-
4085.
>"What we need to do is take care of this forest fire, or else Anon won't be the only one in trouble!"
-
4086.
"D-Darnit... alright! That human better not die on me!"
-
4087.
>Turning right back around with Sunburst, you opted to look for help instead of going in deeper.
-
4088.
>If something ends up happening to Anon, you'll definitely be blaming yourself for it.
-
4089.
>You sure hope Sunburst is right.
-
4090.
-
4091.
>Your lungs are this close to exploding out of your chest, but you're faring far better than you usually do.
-
4092.
>The sparkling noise of her magic is constantly gracing your ears, she's barely lost any ground on you.
-
4093.
>If you didn't know any better, you'd say she's gaining on you.
-
4094.
>There's no way that's the case.
-
4095.
>That would be terrible.
-
4096.
>And suddenly, you heard this horrifying, bone-chilling sound behind you.
-
4097.
>The sound itself wasn't scary, but the implication of it was.
-
4098.
>Looking behind you, Starlight is caught in the act of cheating.
-
4099.
>The only way you know how to escape is by running, and she's teleporting.
-
4100.
>Fucking TELEPORTING.
-
4101.
>For a moment, you forgot what kind of rapist you were dealing with, so none of this should be a surprise.
-
4102.
>You struck a hard U-turn, right as she disappeared, running behind thick foliage to take cover.
-
4103.
>When the magical snap of her reappearing sounded, she took a few more steps, but stopped soon after.
-
4104.
>Somehow, she had no idea where you went.
-
4105.
>When magical horses teleport, they probably can't hear or see when in transport.
-
4106.
>Do they go to some weird limbo dimension for a few seconds?
-
4107.
>Is it something else even stranger?
-
4108.
>Maybe that's a question you can ask Twilight at some other time, but for now, Starlight has lost track of you.
-
4109.
>Thankfully, it's nighttime, so the darkness makes this hiding spot much more advantageous.
-
4110.
>"Anon, I'm not playing games!"
-
4111.
>It sure is fucking creepy to have your name called so casually by a rapist.
-
4112.
>Even worse, when it's a rapist that you've JUST met for the first time today.
-
4113.
>Her hoof stomped against the damp soil, and as she continued to huff and puff, you were experiencing a dilemma.
-
4114.
>Could you possibly sneak away?
-
4115.
>"Show yourself! I know you're still here!"
-
4116.
>Hah.
-
4117.
>Hilarious.
-
4118.
>Imagine listening to what a rapist tells you to do.
-
4119.
>If it's too risky to sneak off right now, then you'll simply sit here and wait for an opportunity.
-
4120.
>Starlight's magic activated once more, but this time, there was a different sound.
-
4121.
>That's all there was, nothing but sound, until powerful gales of wind blew at you and the foliage.
-
4122.
>The trees nearby were swaying, and the bushes you used as cover were nearly ripped out of the ground.
-
4123.
"What the fuck?!"
-
4124.
>There was no end to the destructive gusts, and soon enough, you were blown into the air, away from your cover.
-
4125.
>After landing back on solid ground, very painfully, of course, Starlight's voice rang out once more.
-
4126.
>"FOUND YOU!"
-
4127.
>What the fuck did she just do?
-
4128.
>Wind magic?
-
4129.
>Is that even a thing?
-
4130.
-
4131.
>There's no time to linger on such things; Your position has been compromised.
-
4132.
>Cursing yourself for being so goddamn alluring, you stood up and continued sprinting.
-
4133.
>The familiar clip-clop of rapist hooves soon followed afterwards.
-
4134.
>"Ooooh, you're persistent! That totally makes me want you even more!"
-
4135.
>She'll be right on top of you in a few moments, and the same trick won't work twice.
-
4136.
>In what way is this fair?
-
4137.
>She most likely has a hundred more tools up her sleeve compared to you, all thanks to that stupid horn.
-
4138.
>After sidewinding past several trees to break line of sight, there was a light at the end of this dreary tunnel.
-
4139.
>Not too far ahead of you, there was a cave alongside a tall, rocky hill, one that you've been inside before.
-
4140.
>Despite how much you loathe this godforsaken forest, you've explored much of it over the course of your time in Equestria.
-
4141.
>This cave in particular has an exit on the other side, so it's perfect for a getaway.
-
4142.
>More than likely, you'd be using your life magic to light the way through.
-
4143.
>It's not the greatest, but going in there is far better than trying to outrun a teleporting, magical horse.
-
4144.
>However, the mere act of running inside won't do you any good if she's right on your tail.
-
4145.
>As your legs continued to drive your body forward, you could feel Starlight's magic against your clothing.
-
4146.
>All of your momentum ceased, as your body was magically tossed aside.
-
4147.
>Much like your misadventure at Neighagra Falls, you were pitted against one of your many archnemeses.
-
4148.
>Trees.
-
4149.
>Once again, trees prove themselves to be formidable opponents, time and time again.
-
4150.
>Starlight slammed you into one of them, knocking the wind out of you, your plans grinding to a complete halt.
-
4151.
>You rolled over onto the unforgiving Everfree soil with your face down.
-
4152.
>At this point, escape was truly impossible, unless you managed to "flashbang" her a second time.
-
4153.
>It would be the perfect option if you knew how to fucking to do it on purpose.
-
4154.
>Starlight's magic took control of you once again, rolling you onto your back.
-
4155.
>"Twilight should have told you enough about me; I'm not sure what you expected."
-
4156.
>Her words carried a sassy tone to them, the magical mare was oozing with confidence.
-
4157.
>"To be honest, I'm even more powerful than she is!"
-
4158.
>Out of the corner of your eyes, you could see the cap that Rarity made for you.
-
4159.
>Even after being blown around by Starlight's wind spells, it didn't fall off of your head until just now.
-
4160.
>It's a strange thing to focus on at a time like this, but it made you realize something.
-
4161.
>That gift was so incredibly awesome, just like Rainbow.
-
4162.
>And you're pretty fucking awesome yourself.
-
4163.
>So awesome, in fact, that you can't even begin to grasp what you're really capable of.
-
4164.
>Earlier, you decided to run into the woods, a place FULL of living plants.
-
4165.
>You've been doubting yourself too much, panicking, running away, and hiding like a pussy.
-
4166.
-
4167.
>Starlight is an exceptionally skilled rapist, but you're a completely different human now.
-
4168.
>Unfortunately for you, it's a little too late to act on that.
-
4169.
>You're still recovering from the punishing slam against that Tree(TM).
-
4170.
>"Now, be a good husband and STAY STILL!"
-
4171.
"G-Good god, Starlight! Can we just fuck consensually?!"
-
4172.
>"I've got a rape fetish, Anon! No can do!"
-
4173.
>Jesus Christ on a fucking cracker.
-
4174.
>"Heh... where did that little guy run off to?"
-
4175.
"Were you serious about the whole fillies thing?!"
-
4176.
>"Mmhmm."
-
4177.
"PLEASE-"
-
4178.
>Her magical grip on Anon Jr. gave you a second wind.
-
4179.
>If you could replicate the flashbang, which was infinitely easier on your body, you'd be home free.
-
4180.
>Mini You(TM) was seconds away from being unceremoniously sat on by Starlight.
-
4181.
>You're going to regret this, but it's time to bargain, before you're subjected to Horse Pussy(TM).
-
4182.
>You'll repent for every last one of your sins, and you'll visit Celestia again, in person.
-
4183.
>You really will.
-
4184.
>Were it not for Starlight's magic, your hands would be clasped together, praying.
-
4185.
>Please, Sunbutt.
-
4186.
>You goddamned majestic horse.
-
4187.
>As if a questionably benevolent god answered your cries for help, you were saved.
-
4188.
>But it was the last thing you'd have seen coming.
-
4189.
>Pinkie Pie flew out of a fucking bush, before tackling Starlight off of you, and standing over her.
-
4190.
"PINKIE?!"
-
4191.
>More than anything else, you were happy, but your face was one of shock and confusion.
-
4192.
>"Leave Nonny alone!"
-
4193.
>Starlight obviously wasn't expecting Pinkie's sudden appearance, but her retaliation is inevitable.
-
4194.
>"Pinkie! I'm in the MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!" Rapelight growled, shouting at the top of her lungs.
-
4195.
>The look in her eyes was something fierce.
-
4196.
>What could you possibly do in the next few seconds to ensure your escape?
-
4197.
>You're a fucking retard if you waste this chance, but there's no telling what Starlight will do here.
-
4198.
>As you got to your feet, Starlight's horn illuminated once more, teleporting out from underneath Pancake.
-
4199.
>For a brief instant, she was gone, but the trademark sound of her teleportation sounded from behind you.
-
4200.
>Turning around, your heart dropped as you saw her blocking the cave entrance.
-
4201.
>Things got worse as a force field of her own creation ensured that you couldn't enter it.
-
4202.
>She's taking every possible precaution against you.
-
4203.
"You're fucking resilient, I'll give you that!"
-
4204.
"I'm impressed!"
-
4205.
>"Likewise."
-
4206.
>"Why are you doing this, Starlight?!" Pinkie sounded upset, betrayed, and most definitely as confused as you were.
-
4207.
>"I wouldn't expect YOU of all ponies to understand, so don't worry your pretty little head about it."
-
4208.
>"We're friends, though..."
-
4209.
>Pinkie's gaze turned to the ground, tears welling up in her eyes.
-
4210.
>Now that you've had a moment to recuperate, it's high time you tested something out.
-
4211.
>If what you're about to attempt doesn't kill you afterwards, you'll be pleasantly surprised.
-
4212.
-
4213.
"She's lost the fucking plot, Pinks."
-
4214.
"So now, I'm gonna' kick her ass."
-
4215.
>"Don't make me laugh! Go ahead and try!"
-
4216.
"You and Twilight aren't the only smart ones around here."
-
4217.
"I'm only half-way stupid."
-
4218.
>Life magic, in all of it's green, shiny beauty, enveloped your body.
-
4219.
>"OOF-"
-
4220.
>Rising out of the ground like a glorious piston, a small tree stump bonked Starlight in the side of her head.
-
4221.
>Like some kind of druid in an MMO, you essentially grew a tree straight out of the ground.
-
4222.
>Her force field faltered in response to that surprise strike, granting you passage.
-
4223.
>Hopping over Starlight's slumped body, you booked it towards the cave entrance, not a second wasted.
-
4224.
>"Whoooaa... was that you, Nonny?!"
-
4225.
>You felt as though you'd keel over from exhaustion after pulling that stunt, but now is no time for stopping.
-
4226.
"Get out of here, okay, Pinks?! I'm making a run for it, and I've got a feeling this might get ugly!"
-
4227.
>"B-But..."
-
4228.
"Just promise me, okay?!"
-
4229.
>Your cap was on the floor beside Panko; In your haste, you forgot to retrieve it.
-
4230.
"A-And take my cap! I'm entrusting you with it!"
-
4231.
>Starlight was already back on her hooves; Your spare time was running out.
-
4232.
>"Okay, I promise! I-I'll go get help!"
-
4233.
>Ponka took your hat in her mouth and ran for the hills, so you should do the same.
-
4234.
>But before that, raising a barrier of your own would help your case.
-
4235.
>Concentrating your life magic beneath you, several thick trees rose from the soil, barricading the entrance.
-
4236.
>You recall Rainbow informing you of a few breathing techniques for heavy exercises.
-
4237.
>Those will certainly come in handy, because you're positively dying right now.
-
4238.
>The inside of the cave is pitch black, but the glow of your magic solves that problem straight away.
-
4239.
>You proceeded to jog through the cave as quickly as your tired body would let you.
-
4240.
>Your running speed is significantly slower because of that magical exertion, but it was worth it.
-
4241.
>The practice you had reviving those dead trees with Applejack really paid off.
-
4242.
>If that's the kind of shit you can do, what are your limits?
-
4243.
>Autism Supreme is going to have a field day with this magic of yours.
-
4244.
>Not long after you finished patting yourself on the back, the cave suddenly rumbled with shockwaves.
-
4245.
>You nearly fell flat on your face, your sense of balance taking a nose dive.
-
4246.
>Was that a motherfucking explosion?
-
4247.
>The obvious truth of the matter dawned upon you; Starlight had just DEMOLISHED your tree wall.
-
4248.
>Is that level of firepower really necessary, though?
-
4249.
>She could have simply fired a beam of magic at it or something.
-
4250.
>Instead, she ended up using metaphorical dynamite.
-
4251.
>Once the rumbling stopped, you continued your trek through the cave.
-
4252.
>It wouldn't be much longer before you arrived on the other side.
-
4253.
-
4254.
>The presence of moonlight blessed you once more, as you exited the other end of the cave.
-
4255.
>There was, however, a far brighter source of light amongst the woods.
-
4256.
>This state of emergency was already a 10, but this cranks it up to a 15.
-
4257.
>All around you was a veritable sea of flames.
-
4258.
>Everything was on fucking fire.
-
4259.
>You forgot about the rapist pursuing you for a moment, and simply stood there in horror.
-
4260.
>Flickering flames, all around you, were the only things you could hear as the trees and foliage were burning.
-
4261.
>Even though trees are your enemies, you've used them to defend yourself.
-
4262.
>They don't deserve this.
-
4263.
>Your soul ached as though you could feel their pain.
-
4264.
>The rising heat from the forest fire snapped you out of your bewilderment, bringing you back to reality.
-
4265.
>How would you continue from here?
-
4266.
>You're surrounded by burning trees and bushes.
-
4267.
>There's quite literally nowhere to go.
-
4268.
>Safely, that is.
-
4269.
>"I warned you, Anon."
-
4270.
>Oh fuck.
-
4271.
>It's her.
-
4272.
>You had no idea she was already caught up to you.
-
4273.
>Do you dare turn around?
-
4274.
>Whether you face her or not, it doesn't really matter.
-
4275.
>Thanks to this new development, your chances of escape are more or less zero.
-
4276.
>Hell, your life is in danger.
-
4277.
>Swirling around Starlight's horn, was a vicious torrent of flames, and once again, you were held at proverbial gun point.
-
4278.
>On second thought, you wish you didn't turn around.
-
4279.
>How did it escalate this far?
-
4280.
>When you anticipated things getting ugly, you didn't think it'd be THIS ugly.
-
4281.
"H-Hey, take it easy... take it easy..."
-
4282.
>Without even realizing it, you fell backwards, your hands raised defensively.
-
4283.
"You're not a murderer, right?"
-
4284.
>"Shut it."
-
4285.
>What forbidden nerve did you strike to piss her off this much?
-
4286.
>That stump to the head probably had a hand in it.
-
4287.
>"Cock. Out. Now."
-
4288.
>She's so fucking mad she's not even talking in full sentences.
-
4289.
>All things considered, you could hit her even harder, but that spell she's holding is dissuading you from trying.
-
4290.
-
4291.
"I-I'm on it, j-just gimme' a sec..."
-
4292.
>"Hurry up."
-
4293.
>There's no way she's planning to rut you in the middle of a forest fire, right?
-
4294.
>Just knock her the fuck out; That's all you've got to do.
-
4295.
>Quit being a pussy.
-
4296.
>She's making the grave mistake of leaving you conscious.
-
4297.
>"STARLIGHT, LET HIM GO!"
-
4298.
>Somepony screamed her name, and what's concerning is that you recognize the voice.
-
4299.
>You admire your bro for being based, but now isn't the time to get involved.
-
4300.
>Your fears were confirmed as you looked up to see Rainbow flying towards Starlight at top speeds.
-
4301.
"BRO, DON'T-"
-
4302.
>Starlight whipped around, effortlessly blasting Dash out of the air with a fucking fireball.
-
4303.
>During your time in Equestria, even amidst all of the sexual shenanigans, you've never seen something so graphic.
-
4304.
>Like a plane falling out of the sky, she crashed into the ground, flailing about and screaming.
-
4305.
>Nothing else mattered after that.
-
4306.
"SHIT, I'M COMING!"
-
4307.
>All of your attention was directed to Rainbow, as you practically ripped your hoodie right off.
-
4308.
>Dash's screams were singlehandedly the worst, gutwrenching sounds you've ever had the misfortune of hearing.
-
4309.
>"HELP! HEEEEELP!"
-
4310.
>Using your hoodie, you smothered the flames burning her wings and coat as quickly as you could.
-
4311.
>That didn't stop her from having a panic attack, it's not every day you get set on fucking fire.
-
4312.
>Thankfully, the burns weren't severe, which is surprising considering what Starlight fired at her.
-
4313.
>Speaking of Starlight, you've never been more mad in your fucking life.
-
4314.
>If she's willing to set her FRIENDS on fire, what else would she do?
-
4315.
>Did Pinkie get away safely?
-
4316.
>You were too busy running to save your own skin back in the cave to ask yourself that question.
-
4317.
>A million thoughts assaulted your mind as you knelt beside Rainbow, but two things were certain.
-
4318.
>Firstly, your feet hurt.
-
4319.
>Secondly, Starlight is well and truly beyond convincing, and as you turned to face her, your blood was boiling.
-
4320.
>She sported the most intense look of regret on her face, like she singlehandedly caused the deaths of thousands.
-
4321.
"Have you... lost your mind?"
-
4322.
>It doesn't matter what happened in the past, what she took back, or how she's 'changed'.
-
4323.
>It's time for her to go the fuck to sleep.
-
4324.
>A resounding 'BONK' echoed throughout the forest, as yet another Stump Strike(TM) tucked Starlight into bed.
-
4325.
>Except this time, the stump you grew was much bigger, and you could have done worse, but you're not crazy like her.
-
4326.
>Your signature Stump Strike(TM) is more than enough.
-
4327.
>"A-Anon, did you just...?"
-
4328.
>Rainbow peered over at Starlight's unconscious form, slightly craning her neck, before attempting to stand.
-
4329.
"Bro, sit tight! You just got hit by a fireball!"
-
4330.
-
4331.
>"But... w-we can't just... sit here!"
-
4332.
"Your wings..."
-
4333.
>"I-I know, I know!"
-
4334.
>It was hard to see because of how fast Rainbow was approaching, but that fireball must have hit her wings directly.
-
4335.
>Thanks to your quick reaction, they're fine in the grand scheme of things, but there's no way she can fly right now.
-
4336.
>She'd plummet into a sea of burning branches; Those wings need to heal, and you'll personally help her with that.
-
4337.
>For now, the main concern is the forest fire around you.
-
4338.
>Eventually, smoke will render the air unbreathable, and worse yet, the flames may close in on you.
-
4339.
>As you racked your brain for ideas, a metaphorical lightbulb appeared above your head.
-
4340.
>You literally just exited the other end of that cave, and right now, it's the perfect place to go.
-
4341.
>Tieing the sleeves of your hoodie around your waist, you walked towards Starlight.
-
4342.
"You can walk, right, bro? Head inside that cave for me, I've gotta' grab this rapist."
-
4343.
>"How lame do you think I am? O-Of course I can walk!"
-
4344.
"Not going to lie, you took that fireball better than I would have."
-
4345.
>"Cus' I'm freaking awesome... ow..."
-
4346.
"Don't push it! Just get in the cave, I'll be right behind you!"
-
4347.
>With the worst possible timing, your knees buckled, more than likely from exhaustion.
-
4348.
"Fuck..."
-
4349.
>"Anon, are you okay?!"
-
4350.
"H-Hurry up and get inside... I'm good!"
-
4351.
>It's far too early to rest; There's still more you have to do.
-
4352.
>Much like your escape from Dream AJ, you forcefully drove your body forward, regardless of the fatigue.
-
4353.
>Once you made it to Starlight, you picked her up, albeit slowly.
-
4354.
>One, two, one, two, one, two.
-
4355.
>One foot in front of the other.
-
4356.
>The conditions outside were steadily worsening; You HAD to get into this cave.
-
4357.
"HOLY SHI-"
-
4358.
>A wall of flames blew in your direction, urging you to move even faster.
-
4359.
>But that was it.
-
4360.
>Your legs carried you as far as they could; They did well.
-
4361.
>Starlight was unceremoniously dropped onto the cave floor, and you collapsed.
-
4362.
>Dash galloped towards you, panicking just as much as she was previously.
-
4363.
>"Dude, what happened out there?!"
-
4364.
>"I heard you scream!"
-
4365.
"The... fucking... fire... reached out... to get me...!"
-
4366.
"Job... still... isn't... finished!"
-
4367.
>"W-What do you mean?"
-
4368.
"Gotta'... block... entrance... until... help arrives..."
-
4369.
"...Smoke will fucking... kill us..."
-
4370.
-
4371.
>"Block the entrance? How the hay are we supposed to do that?!"
-
4372.
"HNNNNNNNNGHHH-"
-
4373.
>The greatest amount of exertion was placed upon your tired, aching form, but the deed was done.
-
4374.
>Walls of trees, as thick as you could grow them, separated the three of you from the hellstorm outside.
-
4375.
>The same goes for the tunnel behind you, as the smoke could enter from the other end of the cave.
-
4376.
>Your fainly glowing body kept the pitch-blackness of the dark cave at bay.
-
4377.
>By this point, you were barely awake, but you could overhear Dash gasping sharply.
-
4378.
>"Bro, that's awesome! What else can that magic do?!"
-
4379.
>She wouldn't be getting a response any time soon.
-
4380.
>Right now, you're like a fish out of water, struggling to stay alive.
-
4381.
>"O-Oh, you're really tired, huh? My bad."
-
4382.
>If the flames reach your Wood Wall(TM), you'll have to make a new one.
-
4383.
>And you'll do it as many times as you need to.
-
4384.
>Not only that, but there's a chance, however small it may be, that Starlight will wake up soon.
-
4385.
>That pained, regretful look in her eyes spoke volumes, but even so, you can't lower your guard.
-
4386.
>After all, she made the decision to blow up Everfree Forest, and launch a fire spell at Rainbow Dash.
-
4387.
>Not to mention the other dubious acts she committed prior to that.
-
4388.
>For now, though, the real challenge was fighting the urge to pass out.
-
4389.
>During your struggle to stay conscious, Rainbow wrapped her hooves around you in a big hug.
-
4390.
"T-That... doesn't hurt... does it?"
-
4391.
>"A little bit, but who cares?"
-
4392.
"Tch... a little bit? Quit... showing off."
-
4393.
>Slowly but surely, you were recovering.
-
4394.
>Dash must be proud of you, but you probably look so stupid right now.
-
4395.
>Shirtless, with your hoodie tied around you, no pants on, no shoes, in your boxers, gasping for air.
-
4396.
>Hopefully, Pinkie was able to get some help, and didn't get caught up in this forest fire.
-
4397.
>Starlight immediately chased after you earlier, so maybe Sunburst isn't hypnotised anymore.
-
4398.
>You swear, he must have lost a third of his IQ being brainwashed on repeat like that.
-
4399.
>Among the other unmentionable things she probably did to him.
-
4400.
>Rescue is most definitely on the way.
-
4401.
>It's hard to believe that nopony else heard the massive fucking explosion Starlight caused.
-
4402.
>And for all you knew, the entirety of Everfree could've been on fire.
-
4403.
>"Are ya' done yet?"
-
4404.
"Yeah, I think I'm good.
-
4405.
>"Great, too bad we're stuck in a dumb, old cave."
-
4406.
"With Starlight, no less."
-
4407.
>"What's with you and getting chased by mares?"
-
4408.
"I'm just... too sexy, bro."
-
4409.
"Also, you say that like I have any control over it."
-
4410.
>"Well, maybe if you stopped being so 'sexy'!"
-
4411.
"You agree, then?"
-
4412.
>"U-Uhh...
-
4413.
-
4414.
>"T-The last thing YOU should be talking about right now is sex!"
-
4415.
"Listen, just because I keep getting raped doesn't mean I can't fuck when I WANT to."
-
4416.
"Wait... I just realized."
-
4417.
"What brought you over here in the first place? The explosion?"
-
4418.
>"Pinkie got ahold of me and... told me you were running from Starlight."
-
4419.
"Based Ponka."
-
4420.
"At least she didn't get hit with a fucking fireball."
-
4421.
"I'm so mad you had to get hurt because of me..."
-
4422.
>"Buck Starlight! I wasn't about to let her do whatever she wanted!"
-
4423.
>As much as you agree, it sucks.
-
4424.
>Starlight was friends with everypony, and now, that's probably going out the window.
-
4425.
>Or at the very least, a considerable amount of damage has been done to her relationships.
-
4426.
>You don't care that much, considering you just met her, but this is ridiculous.
-
4427.
>Change is hard; You know that.
-
4428.
>That doesn't mean the answer is to rape your friend in his own house, hypnotise him...
-
4429.
>...Bring him across Equestria so you can plot to rape ANOTHER guy, chase him into the woods...
-
4430.
>...Set the woods on FIRE, and then ASSAULT a pony with a fire spell.
-
4431.
>She almost got away with it, too.
-
4432.
>As a way to convince yourself that you won, getting raped doesn't count as a loss unless you cum.
-
4433.
>Power dynamics at their finest, mares and gentlecolts.
-
4434.
>"Anon?"
-
4435.
"Sorry, I was thinking about it all for a sec'..."
-
4436.
"...Did you even know she was back in Ponyville?"
-
4437.
>"Nope, I thought Pinkie was pulling my leg when she said Starlight was after you."
-
4438.
"Wasn't it really late by then?"
-
4439.
"Where were you when Pinkie spotted you?"
-
4440.
>"I-I went to go check on Fluttershy, something I haven't really done in a while..."
-
4441.
>"...But when I did, she was out cold! Moving her around didn't do anything!"
-
4442.
>"I had to scream in her ears just to wake her up!"
-
4443.
>"A little while after that, Pinkie Pie CRASHED through Fluttershy's window, and told us what was going on!"
-
4444.
"Pfffft..."
-
4445.
>You tried your hardest not to laugh and interrupt her explanation; That's fucking rich.
-
4446.
>"And then... BOOM! There was this HUGE explosion in Everfree Forest, and we could SEE it!"
-
4447.
>"So Fluttershy went to guide animals away from the fire, and I came straight for you!"
-
4448.
"Mmm... sounds about right."
-
4449.
"Fluttershy's cottage is the closest to where Pinkie and I split up."
-
4450.
"The part about Fluttershy being knocked out doesn't sit well with me, though."
-
4451.
"She's not the type to sleep irresponsibly."
-
4452.
"In fact..."
-
4453.
-
4454.
"...Starlight probably had something to do with it."
-
4455.
>"Ya' think so?"
-
4456.
"I know so, her entire plan was to get me alone, by myself, with nopony else."
-
4457.
"Y'know, besides a hypnotised Sunburst."
-
4458.
>"S-Sunburst? Hypnotised...?"
-
4459.
"It's a long story, alright?"
-
4460.
"But it had to have been her."
-
4461.
"Last night, Fluttershy came over my house, and that was the same night I caught a glimpse of Starlight."
-
4462.
"She had been stalking me since that night, or maybe even longer than that.
-
4463.
"So when Fluttershy came over, in the middle of the night, she saw that as a problem."
-
4464.
"Which is really fucking creepy, because it means she was STILL inside my house."
-
4465.
"Thank Celestia that clingy, yellow horse showed up..."
-
4466.
>"You saw her stalking you and didn't think to tell anypony?"
-
4467.
"I-It was just a glimpse! Literally all I saw was her fucking eye in my doorway!"
-
4468.
"I caught her again the next morning, but not well enough to get a good description."
-
4469.
"And I've never seen the mare before, so to me, I was getting stalked by some unknown pony."
-
4470.
>"Gah... gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about it."
-
4471.
"At this point, I should just live with Twilight, so she can watch over me."
-
4472.
"Because apparently, I'm too attractive for my own good, even to mares that have NEVER seen me before."
-
4473.
>"Could've fooled me, I thought you already were for a while."
-
4474.
>"Ya' know, back when Fluttershy went crazy."
-
4475.
>No matter what you do, the Rape Shelter keeps calling you back.
-
4476.
"Yeah, fuck it, I'm selling that damn house."
-
4477.
"I don't even care anymore."
-
4478.
>"Selling it to who?"
-
4479.
"Lyra would take it off my hands, I bet."
-
4480.
"She'd enjoy living in a house full of human-sized furniture."
-
4481.
>You and Rainbow simply chatted with each other to pass the time, the sounds of flames still roaring on outside.
-
4482.
>Eventually, the flickering was replaced with a gentle pitter-patter.
-
4483.
"You hear that?"
-
4484.
>"Kinda' sounds like..."
-
4485.
>That pitter-patter turned to a downpour, something that could only be interpreted as rainfall.
-
4486.
"Dude, we're saved! I was ready to hold out in here for who knows how long."
-
4487.
"We should give it a minute, still. That forest fire was massive."
-
4488.
>"I still don't get it... Why did she blow up the forest?"
-
4489.
>"Why did she ATTACK me?!"
-
4490.
"I'll be sure to ask her when she wakes up."
-
4491.
"She's in big fucking trouble after breaking, I don't know, like ten laws."
-
4492.
"Stalking, rape, kidnapping, assault, hypnotising ponies, irresponsible use of magic in general, arson..."
-
4493.
-
4494.
"...Celestia will probably hear about this too, and when she does, she'll be FURIOUS."
-
4495.
"I've heard stories about her when she's mad, and I'll just say, I do NOT want to be on her bad side."
-
4496.
>"I hope she gets what's coming to her! Betraying us all like that..."
-
4497.
"True that, bro, true that."
-
4498.
>Fluttershy is guilty of at least two of those things, but that's different.
-
4499.
>She a cute.
-
4500.
>And her Super Rapist(TM) mode was leagues better than little miss Starlight over here.
-
4501.
>"ANON?! RAINBOW?! ARE YOU IN THERE?!"
-
4502.
"Twilight?"
-
4503.
>That voice sounded like it came from Grand Autismo, just on the other side of your Wood Wall(TM).
-
4504.
"TWILIGHT, HOLD ON!"
-
4505.
>Lowering the tree wall was trickier than growing it out of the ground to begin with, but you managed.
-
4506.
>All of the magic you've used tonight was worth ten exercises and a half.
-
4507.
>Your barricade was sunken back into the ground, and Twilight, along with the rest of the Mane 6, were there.
-
4508.
>To your surprise, Sunburst and Trixie were also present.
-
4509.
>Purple Smart's coat and mane were dripping wet from the rain outside, the same goes for the others.
-
4510.
"Man, you guys got rained on."
-
4511.
"Better than getting burnt up, I guess."
-
4512.
>"I take offense to that." Dash spoke up, rolling her eyes.
-
4513.
>"I-Is that Starlight over there?" Twilight asked, pointing a hoof at her unconscious form.
-
4514.
"Yep."
-
4515.
>"Nonny!"
-
4516.
"WHOA-"
-
4517.
>Panka leapt into the air and tackled you to the ground, sobbing and sniffling all over your chest.
-
4518.
>A cacophony of echoing voices filled the empty cave, all of them concerned and confused at what's taken place.
-
4519.
>"Thank GOODNESS y'all are okay! That explosion dang near scared the life outta' me!" AJ shouted, panicking.
-
4520.
>You held your spotless, limited edition Ponka(TM) against your chest, petting her as she wept.
-
4521.
>"Pinkie Pie already explained everything she knows, but... care to summarize for us, darling?" Rarity questioned.
-
4522.
"Starlight hypnotised Sunburst, brought him to Ponyville, put Fluttershy to sleep, lured me to my OWN home..."
-
4523.
"...raped me in my OWN home, chased me into the woods, blew up the place, and blasted Rainbow with fire magic."
-
4524.
"So I promptly knocked her the fuck out with my own magic. That about sums it up."
-
4525.
>"Why in Equestria would Starlight...?" Twilight was in disbelief, as she approached the unconscious mare.
-
4526.
>"R-Rainbow, your wings...!" Fluttershy rushed to Dash's side, inspecting the damage on her feathered appendages.
-
4527.
>"It's not that bad. It hurts, but..."
-
4528.
"I figure my magic can heal others over time too, so I'll tend to her wings once we settle down."
-
4529.
>Sunburst and Trixie cantered over to you with warm smiles on both of their faces.
-
4530.
>"Gee, Anon... I told Trixie you'd be fine, but I didn't mean it like that!"
-
4531.
-
4532.
>"What kind of magic have you been using?"
-
4533.
>"N-Nice glow, by the way."
-
4534.
"Oh, y'know, just my own special brand of life magic, that's all."
-
4535.
>"Life magic, you say...?"
-
4536.
>Trixie was the next to speak, as Sunburst seemed to be calculating a hundred different things in his head.
-
4537.
>"Thank goodness you're okay... After that explosion, I-I didn't know what to think!"
-
4538.
"You knew I was involved in that? Have you been following me around?"
-
4539.
>"I-I have, but in a good way! Not the Starlight way!
-
4540.
>"Pains me to say it, y'all, but she's gone and ruined mah trust! OUR trust!" AJ complained, stomping her hoof.
-
4541.
>"I mean... what was goin' through that girl's mind?!"
-
4542.
>"These actions are unforgivably deplorable! I've never felt so betrayed in all my life!" Rara added.
-
4543.
>AJ and Rarity were fuming, Fluttershy was shocked, Pinkie was crying, and Twilight was bewildered.
-
4544.
>"I thought she finally got over her issues, but..." Trixie muttered, looking incredibly torn up.
-
4545.
>Amongst the group of upset technicolor horses, Sunburst had an explicitly mean scowl upon his features.
-
4546.
>"Evidently, she hasn't. And I've been a victim to almost all of these wrongdoings. I'm thoroughly disappointed."
-
4547.
"I'm disappointed, and I hardly even fucking know her."
-
4548.
>"Did she say anything to explain herself, Anon? Anything at all?" Twilight inquired, still taken aback.
-
4549.
"Hmm... Something about not being able to do whatever she wants."
-
4550.
"You never told me exactly what it was she was doing before the six of you met her, Twi."
-
4551.
>"So, there was this village full of ponies, and she took all of their cutie marks to make everypony equal..."
-
4552.
>"...And a little while after we got there, she stole OUR cutie marks, and locked us all in a room."
-
4553.
"So, she's a communist?"
-
4554.
>"I remember you telling me about communism in your world; It's very close, I'll agree."
-
4555.
"Trixie's told me a few stories here and there about Starlight's social anxiety stemming from her 'villain arc'."
-
4556.
"Those stories made her out to be a changed mare, somepony that actually regretted what she did."
-
4557.
"I know a lot of you are hurt by this, but it's more confusing than it is upsetting."
-
4558.
"Whatever punishment she's given is what she deserves, but I want a REAL answer from her."
-
4559.
>"My thoughts exactly. And until then, I'm sealing her magic."
-
4560.
"That's a thing you can do?"
-
4561.
>"It's a spell I'd prefer not to use, but sometimes, you don't have a choice."
-
4562.
>Twi's horn illuminated the ground beneath her with a purple hue, that familiar magical sparkle sounding out.
-
4563.
>Across the cave, small, magical chains appeared around Starlight's horn, floating around it like rings.
-
4564.
>That's one way to nerf a unicorn.
-
4565.
>"I will say, she was far more calculated in her first revenge attempt against me." Twi added.
-
4566.
>"Something about this just feels messy, not to the point of being uncoordinated, but it's definitely rushed.
-
4567.
"Yeah, it's almost like she came to Ponyville as soon as she read your letter."
-
4568.
>"HUH?!"
-
4569.
>Sunburst walked up to Twi, placing a hoof on her back.
-
4570.
>"You don't remember, Twilight? That letter you sent us contained a lot of private-"
-
4571.
>"N-Now's not the time to bring that up!"
-
4572.
"I'd say now is the perfect time to bring it up, Ms. Sparkle."
-
4573.
>"Heheheh... heh..." Twiggy Piggy laughed nervously, shrinking down several sizes, hiding from your gaze.
-
4574.
-
4575.
>Yellow Retard attached herself to your bare leg, throwing her piece into the conversation.
-
4576.
>You're being cuddled to death by two horses.
-
4577.
>Excellent.
-
4578.
>"Was it scary, Anon? Having to deal with Starlight, I mean. I was really worried about you."
-
4579.
"It felt like I was in a horror movie, again."
-
4580.
"I appreciate the concern, Flutter Shee. You're a good mare."
-
4581.
>Your leg may not survive this brutal cuddling; You shouldn't have praised her so generously.
-
4582.
"I'd like to wrap this up, and deal with our mare of the hour some other time."
-
4583.
"After all of that action, I need sleep. We all do."
-
4584.
"And I've learned my fucking lession. Twilight, we're castlemates now."
-
4585.
>"R-REALLY?! I-I mean... I'd love to!"
-
4586.
>As if Autism Supreme was waiting for you to say that, she started to take her leave, levitating Starlight in tow.
-
4587.
>"Come on, everypony! Let's go home! The weather patrol can handle everything from here!"
-
4588.
>"Ugh, I'd rather not have my beautiful mane ruined again..." Rarity sighed, whining about her upkeep and maintenance.
-
4589.
>The next few days at the castle are going to be fucking delightful.
-
4590.
>Twi's already been preparing for your "examination", and now she's twice as excited.
-
4591.
>You're going to have another Starlight on your hands, you swear.
-
4592.
>"S-Sorry for crying all over you, Nonny."
-
4593.
"Don't worry about it, But you two are going to have to get off me. I can't move."
-
4594.
>"Oh, right..." Fluttershy released her hold on your leg, before wiping away her dumb horse drool.
-
4595.
>She's probably losing it right now, what with your legs and chest exposed.
-
4596.
"Welp, time to go. Come here, you."
-
4597.
>Yoink.
-
4598.
>"Wha... Hey! P-Put me down!" Rainbow objected, flailing about in your glowing arms, a hot red blush on her face.
-
4599.
"I'm starting the healing process for your wings. You'll thank me later."
-
4600.
>"OW! Your grip is too rough! I've got burns, REMEMBER?!"
-
4601.
>Flipping Dash around, you held her against your chest, like cradling a baby.
-
4602.
"What about now?"
-
4603.
>"Still not enjoying this."
-
4604.
>"Y'know, you two would make a good couple." AJ jokingly remarked, laughing as she trotted off behind Twilight.
-
4605.
>"N-NO, WE WOULDN'T!"
-
4606.
>"Let me know if you'd like me to arrange a date for you, darling. I know the perfect restaurant in Canterlot."
-
4607.
>"SHUT UP!"
-
4608.
"Heh... Hahahah...HAHAHAHAHA-"
-
4609.
>"YOU SHUT UP, TOO!"
-
4610.
>Despite Starlight's crimes looming over everypony's heads, the mood in the air quickly shifted for the better.
-
4611.
>Ponka was hopping up and down beside you happily, with strange, unexplainable sound effects playing as she did so.
-
4612.
-
4613.
>Everfree looked more like a warzone than a forest after the fire.
-
4614.
>You could see weather patrol pegasi flying around and about, moving rain clouds as they did so.
-
4615.
>The air is a tad bit rough to breathe in, thanks to the smoke, but it could be far worse.
-
4616.
>Flying horses that can bring clouds over and make it rain are an excellent response to a wildfire.
-
4617.
>The last few times you've been rained on, your luck was down.
-
4618.
>Speaking of luck, you survived an ordeal without losing something precious to you.
-
4619.
>Aka, your hat.
-
4620.
"Hey, Pinks, where'd you leave my hat?"
-
4621.
>"I've got it RIGHT here!"
-
4622.
>Party Equine pulled your hat out of seemingly nowhere, before jumping up and flawlessly placing it atop your head.
-
4623.
"I'm not even going to ask how you did that, but thanks, Panko."
-
4624.
>"Anytime, Nonny!"
-
4625.
>"I'd be remiss if you lost such a precious gift so soon, Anonymous. Treasure that hat, please."
-
4626.
"Trust me, I will. You and Rainbow blew this one out of the fucking park."
-
4627.
>Rainbow was shifting about uncomfortably, whimpering every so often.
-
4628.
"Man, those burns are really fucking you up."
-
4629.
>"I-It's not that; It's your weird magic!"
-
4630.
"That's probably just the healing doing its thing; You'll be fiiiine."
-
4631.
>"How do you deal with this? It feels... all tingly and stuff!"
-
4632.
>When your own body is healing, you don't notice the 'tingles', as it feels completely natural.
-
4633.
>The feeling is abundant whenever you're using your magic on other things, though.
-
4634.
>Obviously, it must feel exceptionally unnatural for Dash.
-
4635.
>It's insane that this magic of yours is supposed to be growing exponentially.
-
4636.
>Everything must have been strengthened since the night you returned from Neighagra Falls.
-
4637.
>Your stumps were absolutely disgusting.
-
4638.
>Starlight didn't stand a chance.
-
4639.
>At least, she would have if she used her brain a bit more, and wasn't lusting after you.
-
4640.
>Come to think of it, she had ample time to simply knock you out and do what Fluttershy did in your sleep.
-
4641.
>This is what cock and pent up frustrations do to a mare; Their IQ falls straight off a cliff.
-
4642.
>"C-Can you heal me too, Anon?" Flubbercry was like a really thirsty mosquito, floating around you.
-
4643.
"No, Fluttershy. You're not even hurt."
-
4644.
>"Me too, Nonny! Me too!"
-
4645.
>"Ain't gonna' lie, I've wondered what it's like ta' get carried by a human."
-
4646.
>"Ahem! Anon is my castlemate now, so if he's healing anypony next, it's me!"
-
4647.
"I haven't moved in yet, and you're already saying stuff like that."
-
4648.
>"Popular as always, darling." Rarity added.
-
4649.
"You mean my body is popular."
-
4650.
>"Give yerself more credit, partner."
-
4651.
"Sorry, didn't mean to get negative, it's just..."
-
4652.
"...I'll be on Rape Watch(TM) for the foreseeable future."
-
4653.
>"You're safe with me, Anon! Just give me a shout next time." Twilight voiced, looking back at you.
-
4654.
>Why are her bedroom eyes SO intense?
-
4655.
"Let's hope there IS NO next time, yeah?"
-
4656.
-
4657.
>"Please correct me if I'm wrong, but you've taken this considerably well." Sunburst spoke up, complimenting you.
-
4658.
>"Most ponies wouldn't be so... how do I put it... nonchalant about it as you are."
-
4659.
>"A-Again, correct me if I'm wrong."
-
4660.
"Ehh... you're not wrong. I'm way too casual about it all, I will admit."
-
4661.
>You've yet to tell a single one of these six ponies about that dream you had.
-
4662.
>There's a clear track record of withholding embarrassing and occasionally traumatizing information.
-
4663.
>Anything to make yourself look far sturdier than you actually are.
-
4664.
>Maybe that can finally change after Starlight is dealt with.
-
4665.
>"It's cus' you're awesome, bro! I've never seen somepony... I mean... someone as brave as you!"
-
4666.
>"E-Except me, of course."
-
4667.
>Normally, you would have replied instantly, but it took you few moments to say anything back.
-
4668.
"Just... be a little safer in the future, okay?"
-
4669.
>"What are you, my dad?"
-
4670.
"C'mon, RD, you know what I mean."
-
4671.
>"Fine, fine..."
-
4672.
>As cool drops of rain showered over the group, continuing to ruin Rarity's mane, you rocked Dash in your arms.
-
4673.
>Seeing Rainbow get hurt like that not only made you furious, but it gave you quite a scare.
-
4674.
>Your care for these small equines is immense.
-
4675.
>"Okay, I totally made the dad joke, b-but you're making it awkward!"
-
4676.
"Awww, wook at da widdle babby..."
-
4677.
>"PFFFT-" Twilight held back her trademark, uproarious laughter with great effort.
-
4678.
>Her concentration broke so hard that she almost dropped Starlight in mud.
-
4679.
>That would have been funny as fuck; Too bad she didn't do it.
-
4680.
>"OK, THAT'S IT! PUT ME DOWN!"
-
4681.
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding! You want your wings healed, or not?"
-
4682.
>"My wings can heal themselves just fine, thank you very much!"
-
4683.
"Don't be like that, bro. It's faster!"
-
4684.
>"Hmph! You just wanted an excuse to pick her up." Trixie harrumphed up, pouting at you.
-
4685.
"I won't deny these claims, nor will I confirm them."
-
4686.
>Soon enough, the nine of you, including the unconscious Rapelight, crossed out of Everfree and back into Ponyville.
-
4687.
>Ponies were trotting about, gossiping and reacting to what's become of Everfree Forest.
-
4688.
>It's not like the ENTIRE forest burned down, but it's not looking pretty, and this really sucks for the environment.
-
4689.
>While you and Trixie argued semantics over what is and is not a consensual hug, Sunburst called for Twi's attention.
-
4690.
>"Twilight, would it be alright if Trixie and I watched over her tonight?"
-
4691.
>"Um... well, I don't see why not! I've got a couple of spare rooms."
-
4692.
"Heyyy, you're not still hypnotised, are you?"
-
4693.
>"No! E-Even if I was, the hypnosis would've ended as soon as Starlight went unconscious!"
-
4694.
"Hmm... is that so? I've got my eyes on you, beardy."
-
4695.
>"Y-You don't give up easily, do you?"
-
4696.
"Good to see my first impressions are always consistent."
-
4697.
-
4698.
>AJ and Rarity split off from the group, giving their goodbyes.
-
4699.
>"I'd love to stick around, but ah got a big day on the farm tomorrow."
-
4700.
>"Y'all be sure to let us know what's goin' on later, y'hear? Stay safe."
-
4701.
>"And I've got a client from Los Pegasus coming over in the morning. Do take care, everypony."
-
4702.
"Night, you two."
-
4703.
>"You're totally taking me to the castle, aren't you?" RD asked, still shifting about every so often.
-
4704.
"If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have gotten hurt, so I want to see you fully healed in the morning."
-
4705.
>"But, like..."
-
4706.
"No exceptions, bro."
-
4707.
"You're the Flier of the Year, remember? Gotta' keep those wings healthy."
-
4708.
>"I-I guess so, but doesn't that mean we'd have to..."
-
4709.
>Rainbow gulped midsentence, struggling to finish the thought.
-
4710.
>"...Sleep together?"
-
4711.
"Meh. Fluttershy and I did last night, what's the big deal?"
-
4712.
>You'll be adding that statement to the list of things that sounded a million times better in your head.
-
4713.
>Twilight, Pinkie, RD, Sunburst, and Trixie looked at you in shock as if you uttered some forbidden phrase.
-
4714.
>Meanwhile, Fluttershy turned into a tomato, she couldn't possibly get any redder.
-
4715.
"Get your minds out of the fucking gutter; You know that's not what I meant."
-
4716.
>"F-For a second there, Nonny, I thought you and Fluttershy..."
-
4717.
"No. We did not."
-
4718.
>"I don't know. The way you said it..." Twilight, once again, needed to be stopped.
-
4719.
"I'm going to commit unspeakable acts upon you, Purple Smart."
-
4720.
"Cease at once."
-
4721.
>"But what if I don't wanna'?"
-
4722.
>She's enjoying this waaayyy too much.
-
4723.
>"Just to make sure nothing weird happens, I think I'LL stay the night, too!" Pinkie added, hopping up and down.
-
4724.
>"Don't forget about me!" Fluttershy was almost pleading, her horse volume nearly cranked up to max.
-
4725.
"Your castle's turning to a hotel, Twi."
-
4726.
>"Thanks to you, Anon."
-
4727.
>What have you gotten yourself into now?
-
4728.
>Something tells you Ponka and Reese's Flutter Cups don't want separate rooms.
-
4729.
>How many horses are you about to fucking sleep with?
-
4730.
>"Anon! Anoooon!"
-
4731.
>Whomst?
-
4732.
>Looking above you, your favorite, arguably retarded horse was flying over your head.
-
4733.
"Derpy!"
-
4734.
"You guys go on ahead, I wanna' talk to her."
-
4735.
>"Alright, don't take too long!" Twilight called out, heading to the castle with the rest, minus Dash, of course.
-
4736.
-
4737.
>"What happened to you, Anon? You're barely wearing any clothes..."
-
4738.
"Oh, well..."
-
4739.
>Derpy's questioning reminded you that your pants and shoes are still at your house.
-
4740.
>Looks like you'll be pantsless for a while, but you don't give too many shits right now.
-
4741.
>You're not cold, but your feet are definitely dirty and wet.
-
4742.
>"...And why are you carrying Rainbow Dash like that?"
-
4743.
>The blonde, gray horse gasped, her hooves touching her face.
-
4744.
>"T-That forest fire didn't get you, did it?!"
-
4745.
>"I'm fine, Derpy." Rainbow wanted to disappear so badly, you could see it in her eyes.
-
4746.
"A lot of stuff happened... don't worry about it, yeah?"
-
4747.
>"Okay! I just wanted to make sure!"
-
4748.
>"Have you been enjoying that gift I got you?"
-
4749.
"The satchel? It came in wicked handy a few days ago. Had a trip to Neighagra Falls."
-
4750.
>"REALLY?! Can you take me with you next time?!"
-
4751.
"Uhhh, fuck it. Sure, why not?"
-
4752.
"The last time I went, I didn't really get to enjoy it properly."
-
4753.
"In fact, you can come too, Dash. I've been meaning to show you the spot."
-
4754.
>"AFTER I get that award next week."
-
4755.
"Trust me, the camping trip isn't happening soon. Maybe in a month."
-
4756.
>"Ohhh phooey..." Derpy's elevation lowered more closely to the ground; She had a disappointed look on her face.
-
4757.
>You wanted to pet her like the precious 'dog' that she is, but you're still carrying Blue Fast.
-
4758.
"We can hang out any time, though. Like tomorrow. If you aren't busy working and stuff."
-
4759.
>Derpy gasped, excitedly flying around you in circles.
-
4760.
>"Tomorrow's my day off! Where do you wanna' go?"
-
4761.
"HNNNNNNNGHH"
-
4762.
>That slightly off in delivery, cutesy voice of hers is so goddamn precious.
-
4763.
"You can hang out with Dash and I for lunch!
-
4764.
>"Actually... I've got some stuff to take care of tomorrow. You two have lunch without me."
-
4765.
"Damn. Guess it's just you and me, Derpy. Drop by my house around noon."
-
4766.
>"It's okay, Rainbow! I'll have Anon all to myself!"
-
4767.
>Dash's expression visibly soured in a manner you haven't seen for a long time.
-
4768.
"We'll hang out next time, alright, bro?"
-
4769.
"Let's take you to the castle so you can get some rest."
-
4770.
>Out of nowhere, RD launched herself out of your arms, flying into the air.
-
4771.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's wrong?"
-
4772.
>"Buck rest! I-I don't need it!"
-
4773.
"Bro, your wings... they need more time!"
-
4774.
>"Pffft, I'll be fine! Worry about yourself for a sec', okay?"
-
4775.
>"I mean, all of this crazy stuff has been happening to you! Take a load off!"
-
4776.
>Her voice was hiding the pain far better than her face was.
-
4777.
-
4778.
>You sighed, looking away from her in frustration.
-
4779.
>Something is bothering her, you can tell, and you have no idea what the fuck it is.
-
4780.
>Because it's not just the whole fireball thing; Something else has her riled up.
-
4781.
>"Y-You two aren't fighting, are you?"
-
4782.
"No! No... not at all, Derpy."
-
4783.
"Like I said, a lot of shit happened today, so we're a little high-strung."
-
4784.
"The last thing Rainbow wants to do is sit still, and I'm being overprotective."
-
4785.
"Anyways, it's late, I'm tired as fuck, etcetera, etcetera..."
-
4786.
>"See you tomorrow, Anon! I'll talk to you later, Rainbow Dash!"
-
4787.
>"Later, Derpy."
-
4788.
"Goodnight, you marvelous horse."
-
4789.
>Derpy flew off into the night, giggling like a school girl.
-
4790.
>You waited for a moment before voicing your next goodbyes.
-
4791.
"Sorry for acting like a helicopter parent; I'll leave you to it."
-
4792.
"Night, bro."
-
4793.
>Rainbow stormed off without speaking so much as a single word back.
-
4794.
>The pained look on her face was apparent, but the catalyst was just as emotional as it was physical.
-
4795.
>How badly did you fuck up?
-
4796.
>Does it even have anything to do with you?
-
4797.
>You're drawing blanks.
-
4798.
>Usually, you're the type to minimize, hide, or obfuscate your frustrations, and not everypony does that.
-
4799.
>Whatever it is that's got her upset, it's serious.
-
4800.
>She didn't even say goodbye.
-
4801.
>It's merely drizzling now, but today is raining on your fucking parade.
-
4802.
>Things were looking up for a second.
-
4803.
>At least you've got a day with Derpy tomorrow.
-
4804.
>First things first, though, you need sleep.
-
4805.
>Starlight is going to wake up, and when she does, it's question time.
-
4806.
>Following behind the group's tracks, you turned around, heading to the Rape Shelter(TM).
-
4807.
>Pretty soon, you'll be living there.
-
4808.
>Celestia knows you're not moving any of your stuff over tonight.
-
4809.
>Depending on what happens tomorrow, it might be a good day for it.
-
4810.
>Your cries for help and promises to Sunbutt reared their ugly heads in your mind.
-
4811.
>After the downright horrendous, dubious slap you delivered to her flank, she'll want revenge.
-
4812.
>It'll be funny to see her act all dignified, that's for sure.
-
4813.
-
4814.
>By the time you reached the safe haven, you were yawning and nodding off.
-
4815.
>Even with all of this magic flowing through you, being tired is far from impossible.
-
4816.
>Not wanting to track mud inside, you kicked as much off your feet as you could before entering.
-
4817.
>You'll shower tomorrow, because you hardly have the energy for anything right now.
-
4818.
>The door to the castle was closed, and after letting yourself in, a small horse greeted you.
-
4819.
>It was Flutter Shee.
-
4820.
>Just as you were about to say hello, a dark, harrowing sense of unease came over you.
-
4821.
>Without any explanation, Discord crossed your mind shortly after.
-
4822.
>The last time you checked, he's still in the middle of his "Four-Month Nap", as he called it.
-
4823.
>A being as old as he is would, unsurprisingly, take wicked long naps, but four months is very specific.
-
4824.
>If he were awake these days, you can't imagine he'd react well to Fluttershy fawning over you.
-
4825.
>Flutter Butter's lust for you activated at least a week after he went nappy-nap.
-
4826.
>Maybe he's rolling around in his sleep.
-
4827.
"Salutations, equine."
-
4828.
>"H-Hi, Anon."
-
4829.
"Goodnight, equine."
-
4830.
>You walked right past the blushing pony; The only thing on your mind at this moment was a soft bed.
-
4831.
>"Wait! I-I mean..."
-
4832.
"Yes? I'm exhausted, Fluttershy."
-
4833.
>"There's something I want to tell you. I know I don't talk much, so..."
-
4834.
"Go on. This is quickly rising the ranks as one of the most normal conversations we've ever had."
-
4835.
>"So you know that-"
-
4836.
"You're in love with me? Yeah, next."
-
4837.
>"Y-Yeah. I've learned that you're... very direct with what you want."
-
4838.
"Meaning...?"
-
4839.
>"Well, I have a sense for these kinds of things, and..."
-
4840.
"Speak, mare. Speak."
-
4841.
>"...I know who you want."
-
4842.
>"It's not me, but I don't want to be a burden on your love life."
-
4843.
"Are you trying to say that you're giving me space?"
-
4844.
>"Yes. I mean, NO! I..."
-
4845.
"How thoughtful of you."
-
4846.
"Now, do you mind telling me who exactly I've got the hots for?"
-
4847.
>"Umm..."
-
4848.
"Don't be a pussy now. You said you knew."
-
4849.
>"Twilight."
-
4850.
>"I can smell it in the air when you're around her."
-
4851.
"Fuck."
-
4852.
>"There's no other way for me to put it. Sorry..."
-
4853.
"Rainbow and AJ picked up on it too, so I guess this is what I get for being obvious."
-
4854.
-
4855.
"This is uncharacteristic of you, though. It's very mature, don't get me wrong."
-
4856.
"But don't you think you're shooting yourself in the hoof by saying this?"
-
4857.
"You shouldn't give up so easily."
-
4858.
>"M-My love for you is immense, Anon."
-
4859.
>"It'd make me sad if you forced yourself to be with me."
-
4860.
"That's a fair point."
-
4861.
"Does this mean you won't try to rape me anymore?"
-
4862.
>"No. I don't think I'll ever stop, y-you sexy fucking..."
-
4863.
"Cool your jets. I don't think Twilight wants to clean up your mare juices in the morning."
-
4864.
>"F-Fuck my mouth."
-
4865.
>Her tenacity is admirable, her proposition, as always, is tempting.
-
4866.
"I'm good."
-
4867.
>"So about that healing..."
-
4868.
"We went over this earlier; You don't need it."
-
4869.
>"You can heal me emotionally."
-
4870.
"Sounds like daddy issues."
-
4871.
>"Dad and I have always gotten along; I'm very thankful for that."
-
4872.
"Aww, good for you."
-
4873.
>Raising your hand to Flutter Shee's head, she nuzzled against it.
-
4874.
>"D-Daddy."
-
4875.
"Maybe I'd love you if you'd stop ruining the moment."
-
4876.
"Wouldn't that be nice; A world where you don't kill the mood every fucking time?"
-
4877.
>She's in a world of her own, melting in response to your hands scritching behind her ears.
-
4878.
"And you're not even listening."
-
4879.
>"I am! Honest!"
-
4880.
"Mmhmm. By the way, I know I'm not the most... formal guy."
-
4881.
"I know I shouldn't have just glanced over what you said."
-
4882.
>"...About Twilight? It's okay, Anon."
-
4883.
>"You don't have to coddle me."
-
4884.
"Right... It's just... I've been doing some thinking."
-
4885.
>Leaning next to Nutter Butter, you whispered into her equine ears.
-
4886.
"Pretty sure Pinkie likes me just as much; Don't ask me how I know that."
-
4887.
>"R-Really?"
-
4888.
"You couldn't tell? Your pheromone sense couldn't detect that or something?"
-
4889.
>"No, it only works on you."
-
4890.
"I'm fucking honored."
-
4891.
-
4892.
"Where is she right now? In bed?"
-
4893.
>"I think so."
-
4894.
"Mmm. So what I'm trying to say is, it sucks having to pick and choose like this."
-
4895.
"And I don't mean it that way like it's inconsequential or something."
-
4896.
>"You're so fucking hot."
-
4897.
>It just keeps happening.
-
4898.
>"Nonny..."
-
4899.
>Oh no.
-
4900.
>This yellow idiot said Pinkie was in her room sleeping, and there she goes right on queue.
-
4901.
>There's no way she didn't hear that.
-
4902.
>Whispering around Ponka is damn near impossible; She's using hacks or something.
-
4903.
>Party Equine stepped out from one of the castle's many rooms, and her ears were comically enlarged.
-
4904.
>It's best not to question it for your sanity's sake.
-
4905.
>"...I overheard you two."
-
4906.
>"Eep!" Fluttershy immediately dove behind you and hid, fearing the pink pony's next actions.
-
4907.
>Her temperament seemed to be calm, but there was an undoubtedly somber tone in her voice, however slight.
-
4908.
"Pinkie, listen..."
-
4909.
>"Everypony knows how much you like Twilight, Wonny."
-
4910.
>"It's... mutual; She doesn't do a great job of hiding it either."
-
4911.
>You remained silent, mostly because you weren't expecting to be caught like this.
-
4912.
>It's only just now dawning upon you how awful this is.
-
4913.
>Imagine having the virginity you wanted to save for your love interest get stolen by your best friend.
-
4914.
>Then, that very same love interest doesn't see you the way you see them.
-
4915.
>This fucking blows.
-
4916.
>"You'll be happy with Twilight, right?"
-
4917.
>Here come the waterworks.
-
4918.
>Yours, to be specific.
-
4919.
>Now isn't the time to be a Pussy(TM); It'll make things harder on her.
-
4920.
"D-Don't ask me such a hard question like that!"
-
4921.
"I haven't been thinking too hard about dating and stuff lately, but..."
-
4922.
"...Holy shit. Why is this so difficult?"
-
4923.
>Ponka laughed nervously in response, trotting up to you.
-
4924.
>"It's okay; I shouldn't be surprised."
-
4925.
>"Going after such a popular, perfect-"
-
4926.
>You were quick to kneel down and bring a finger to Ponka's mouth, pausing her sentence.
-
4927.
"Pinks, don't say stuff like that..."
-
4928.
>Pinkie succumbed to her own personal waterworks, before tackling you once again.
-
4929.
>Fluttershy was almost flattened as you fell backwards, but thankfully, she was quick to move.
-
4930.
-
4931.
>"Pinkie!"
-
4932.
"S-She's okay, Fluttershy."
-
4933.
"I think she just needs to cry this one out."
-
4934.
"There, there..."
-
4935.
>Never before have you experienced such an agonizing, sorrowful 'hnngh'.
-
4936.
>This is the second time today that you've been tackled and cried on.
-
4937.
>Even during this extremely emotional moment, your eyes were still trying to close themselves.
-
4938.
>You're drop-dead tired.
-
4939.
>Like last time, you consoled her as best you could, petting her mane.
-
4940.
>Once again, this really, really fucking blows.
-
4941.
>When you first saw her all sad like this, on her way to Rarity's boutique, it was obviously bad.
-
4942.
>At the time, you knew nothing but a fraction of what she was going through.
-
4943.
>You so badly want to just sweep Ponka off her feet, but that wouldn't be right.
-
4944.
>She's amazing, however, you don't see her that way, especially not with that level of intensity.
-
4945.
>Another revelation made itself clear to you as Pinkie sobbed on your chest, one pertaining to Rainbow.
-
4946.
>Perhaps you've been blind to the affection of your bro this entire time.
-
4947.
>You're always so touchy with her too, which isn't helping your case at all.
-
4948.
>Derpy's words must have inadvertently struck a nerve, in conjunction with your overprotectiveness.
-
4949.
>Right now, it doesn't feel like you've changed since your standoff at Neighagra Falls.
-
4950.
>That's just the sadness talking, of course.
-
4951.
>Eventually, Pinkie's tears created a veritable river in the castle hallways.
-
4952.
>She cried her last tear, and tore herself away from your chest.
-
4953.
>"Thanks, Wo... Wonny."
-
4954.
"N-No problem, Pinks."
-
4955.
"I don't want to be that guy, but... I'm this close to passing out, I swear."
-
4956.
"Fluttershy, can you do me a solid? Take Pinkie to one of the guest rooms. Sleep with her for the night."
-
4957.
"Take care of her!"
-
4958.
>"Y-Yes, sir!" Fluttershy saluted valiantly, before flying next to Ponka.
-
4959.
"And Pinkie... the next time I see you, you... you'd better be all smiles. You got that?"
-
4960.
"I can't stand seeing you all fucked up like this anymore. It's not right!"
-
4961.
>A single tear has rolled down your cheek.
-
4962.
>Pussy.
-
4963.
>"Got it." Pinkie put on a tough face, as Fluttershy led her down the hallway.
-
4964.
>You walked in the opposite direction, toward Twilight's bedroom.
-
4965.
>What makes this even more awkward is that Spike, Sunburst, Trixie, and Twi are all in the castle.
-
4966.
>You pray to Celestia, hoping that Autism Supreme in particular didn't hear a single word.
-
4967.
>Opening the door to her room as quietly as possible, you peeked inside.
-
4968.
>She's sitting on the bed.
-
4969.
>Awake.
-
4970.
>Looking right at you with a surprised look on her face.
-
4971.
>All you wanted was a peek, but now you HAVE to talk to her.
-
4972.
>Nopony could pay you enough to stop saying it; This blows, goddamnit.
-
4973.
-
4974.
>Sighing, you let yourself in and closed the door behind you.
-
4975.
"How much of that did you hear?"
-
4976.
>"Uhhh..."
-
4977.
"Twi."
-
4978.
>"I kinda' sorta'... may have..."
-
4979.
"Tell the truth, you purple horse."
-
4980.
>...cast a spell to listen through the wall..."
-
4981.
"You heard all of it, then."
-
4982.
"Welp, this is awkward."
-
4983.
>"I didn't think you liked me that way..."
-
4984.
"You're surprised? As much as you get at me when we're by ourselves?"
-
4985.
"Hell, remember what happened last time?"
-
4986.
>"I-I know, but... I kept second guessing, like, what if you're more interested in Rainbow?"
-
4987.
>"You hang out with her every single day of the week!"
-
4988.
"When you put it like that, maybe I am."
-
4989.
>You sported a sly, confident look on your face, with your hand on your chin.
-
4990.
>"Anon!"
-
4991.
"What, you thought I'd give you a win that easily?"
-
4992.
>"But... everything you said to Fluttershy and Pinkie..."
-
4993.
>Your playful facade dropped, the potential for screwing around being significantly dampened.
-
4994.
"Right."
-
4995.
"I had no idea how bad it really was."
-
4996.
"They patched things up, which is what I wanted, but just when Pinkie has a chance to cheer up..."
-
4997.
"...THAT happens. Like, what else can I do? She's all twisted up."
-
4998.
>"I-It's my fault... If it weren't for me, then maybe-"
-
4999.
"Nope. It's nopony's fault."
-
5000.
>Sitting down next to her on the bed, you tried to look her in the eyes, but her gaze was avoidant.
-
5001.
>She must be feeling a little guilty, which isn't a shocker, given how guilty you feel.
-
5002.
"Probably jumping the gun here, but I think Rainbow feels the same way. Maybe not as intensely, though."
-
5003.
"I don't know..."
-
5004.
>"Rainbow, too?!"
-
5005.
"SSSHHHHH."
-
5006.
"Do you understand how fucked it'd be if somepony heard us? Use your inside voice."
-
5007.
>"Sorry... it's just... it's perplexing how you ended up getting all of this attention."
-
5008.
"That's what I'm fucking saying."
-
5009.
"And you're part of the problem, Ms. Sparkle."
-
5010.
"Just kidding."
-
5011.
>"Don't joke like that, Anon."
-
5012.
"Excuse me for trying to lighten this shitty situation."
-
5013.
>"What do we do, then?"
-
5014.
"What do you mean?"
-
5015.
>"Should we... umm..."
-
5016.
-
5017.
>This fucking horse.
-
5018.
>The typical teasing you is one thing, but seeing her shy away from you is another matter entirely.
-
5019.
"HNNNNNNNNGHHH"
-
5020.
>That was the guiltiest 'hnngh' to have ever escaped your vocal chords.
-
5021.
>"You can't be serious about anything, can you?"
-
5022.
"You're one to talk. Half the time, you're laughing in somepony's face."
-
5023.
>"What's wrong with a little chuckle here and there?"
-
5024.
"A 'little' chuckle. Yeah, sure."
-
5025.
>"Come on, don't avoid the question."
-
5026.
"I'm not avoiding anything; You heard what I said in the hallway."
-
5027.
>"So does that mean..."
-
5028.
"Take it easy, Twi."
-
5029.
"Your nerves are showing."
-
5030.
>Scritching behind her ears to calm her down, you quickly changed to another subject.
-
5031.
>Grand Autismo melted at your touch, bringing her hooves around your arm.
-
5032.
"A while ago, Celestia mentioned that I'd have a special somepony one day."
-
5033.
"She was messing with me like usual, so I deflected and replied like the idea was ridiculous."
-
5034.
"I didn't actually feel that way, but for some reason, I never thought about it til she asked me that."
-
5035.
"Imagine being a human, getting teleported randomly to some other universe."
-
5036.
"You meet a bunch of tiny, talking horses, animals couldn't speak a lick of English back in your world."
-
5037.
"What sense does it make for the human to start having feelings for them?"
-
5038.
"And why would those horses get so attached to that human?"
-
5039.
>"You're making yourself sound crazy, Anon. You're not crazy."
-
5040.
"Wanna' know what Celestia's best guess was?"
-
5041.
"Mares just find my species especially attractive."
-
5042.
"That's ten times more comfortable than my actual character being the reason."
-
5043.
>"You're a fun guy, Anon. I know it might feel like we're just drooling over a human, but..."
-
5044.
>"...Pinkie was right when she said you were-"
-
5045.
"Bullshit. I'm not perfect."
-
5046.
"Besides, how does that explain little Ms. Starlight travelling across Equestria to rape me?"
-
5047.
>Twilight didn't seem too pleased after your quick reply.
-
5048.
"Didn't mean to cut you off. My bad."
-
5049.
>"No, it's something else. I just... can't imagine how it felt when she told you that."
-
5050.
"Like shit. I appreciate her compliment, but the situation makes it hard."
-
5051.
"You feel guilty, too, so just imagine that. Maybe multiply it by... like... ten."
-
5052.
"My poor brain can only handle so much right now."
-
5053.
>"It's time to get some rest, anyway."
-
5054.
"Yeah. Since you caught me peeking, I came in just to clear the air."
-
5055.
"I'll see you in the morning, Twilight. Thanks for the chat."
-
5056.
-
5057.
>You barely leaned off of the bedside, and her eyes were locked onto you, urging you to stay.
-
5058.
>"W-Wait..."
-
5059.
>Sighing heavily, you sat right back down.
-
5060.
"I was going to pick a guest room, but I'm assuming you want me to stay."
-
5061.
>"A-Am I that awkward?! Do you not want to sleep with me?"
-
5062.
>"Oh Celestia, I messed up, didn't I?!"
-
5063.
"Mind your volume, Oh Purple One."
-
5064.
>Untying your hoodie from around your waist, you draped it over the foot of Twilight's bed.
-
5065.
>Even though this hat is incredible, sleeping with it on might be a bit awkward, so you took it off.
-
5066.
"And no, it's not that I don't want to sleep with you."
-
5067.
"It just feels weird doing that so soon after that talk in the hallway."
-
5068.
"I know I slept with Fluttershy yesterday, and I've had sleepovers with Rainbow before, so..."
-
5069.
"...There's no reason for me to be so apprehensive."
-
5070.
"Guess I'll stop being a pussy about it."
-
5071.
>"Thanks, Anon. You have no idea how much this means to me."
-
5072.
>Twilight's nervous smile and appreciative words helped to wash away your uneasiness.
-
5073.
"Are we about to fuck, or something?"
-
5074.
"It's just a sleepover."
-
5075.
>Book Equine was taken aback by your inappropriately timed joke, her eyes wide in surprise.
-
5076.
"Twilight, one. Anon, two."
-
5077.
"You're making it easy for me, Twi."
-
5078.
>"Ugh... whatever."
-
5079.
>She dismissed your words, but the blush on her face remained present.
-
5080.
"I'll let you do all the studying you want after tomorrow. Night, Twily."
-
5081.
>"Twily...?"
-
5082.
>Smiling to yourself, you laid on your side, and got as comfortable as you could in this pony-sized bed.
-
5083.
>Soon enough, she was cuddling with you, curled up like a cat.
-
5084.
>The more emotional math you do in your head, the more it adds up.
-
5085.
>Twilight has been your comfort horse for quite a while now.
-
5086.
>Perhaps Celestia knew this would happen, and it's not hard to see how.
-
5087.
>Autism Supreme was invested in you, interested in you, and puzzled by you, all on day one.
-
5088.
>You went from being this weird, intelligent species to study, to an actual friend.
-
5089.
>Your touchdown in Equestria was far from uneventful, that's for sure.
-
5090.
>Still to this day, you have no clue how or why you're here.
-
5091.
>But it doesn't matter, you're happy here.
-
5092.
>Life can still suck in Horse World(TM), but it's honestly a million times better than Earth.
-
5093.
>Anticipating the busy day that tomorrow will most likely be, you and Twilight slept together like logs.
-
5094.
>You're laying next to her, but your heart goes out to Pinkie tonight.
-
5095.
>And Fluttershy.
-
5096.
>And Rainbow.
-
5097.
>Guilt is a powerful emotion.
-
5098.
-
5099.
_
-
5100.
-
5101.
>24th.
-
5102.
>That morning, your eyes opened themselves without delay, as if they were on a timer.
-
5103.
>Waking up like this is still relatively new to you, but it's not foreign.
-
5104.
>Before all this magic business, you'd typically snooze for a few minutes and lay back down.
-
5105.
>Instead, you've been sleeping like a champion, getting far more rest than you normally would.
-
5106.
>It's as if you were granted several days worth of rest in just one night.
-
5107.
>It would explain why time has been moving so quickly for you.
-
5108.
>Then again, so much shit has gone down lately.
-
5109.
>Day 20, Fluttershy was awoken from her Super Rapist(TM) mode after a powerful slap from Rainbow.
-
5110.
>The week before that, you were huddled up in your little Rape Shelter, hiding from the little yellow monster.
-
5111.
>Day 21, you had that god-awful dream, and went to Neighagra Falls afterwards to meet with Spike...
-
5112.
>...Got knocked the fuck out by a tree, spoke with Celestia, and "vanquished" Super Rapist(TM).
-
5113.
>Day 22, your magical powers healed you in your sleep, and that night, you "spotted" Ms. Starlight.
-
5114.
>Day 23, so many horrible things happened in one day that you don't want to think about it.
-
5115.
>Plenty of events happened inbetween the lines, but that's the gist of it.
-
5116.
>Looking to your side, Twilight was still curled up against you.
-
5117.
"HNNNNNNNGHH"
-
5118.
>She's like an angel when she's asleep.
-
5119.
>You didn't want to wake her up, but you kinda' had to.
-
5120.
>Your brief recollection of this week's events redirected your attention back to Spike.
-
5121.
>He wasn't present yesterday; Perhaps he was holding down the fort at the castle.
-
5122.
>And if so, maybe he's with Trixie, Sunburst, and Starlight right now.
-
5123.
>Just like that, your mood was soured.
-
5124.
>Because now, it's time to go hear that horse's side of the story.
-
5125.
>Now is as good a time as any to rouse Purple Smart from her slumber.
-
5126.
"Wake up, you small, hoofed mammal."
-
5127.
>"Already awake."
-
5128.
"Wha... You were just laying there pretending to be asleep?"
-
5129.
>"I wanted to savor waking up next to you. That's all."
-
5130.
>Twilight unfurled herself, sitting on her haunches.
-
5131.
"Back to normal, huh?"
-
5132.
"Last night, you were a stuttering mess."
-
5133.
>"That's not very romantic of you, Anon."
-
5134.
"Crazy. We have a rapist to interrogate. If it even lasts that long."
-
5135.
>Autism Supreme leaned forward and planted a kiss upon your cheek.
-
5136.
"Now you're just ignoring me."
-
5137.
>She hopped off the bed, and trotted towards the door with a spring in her step.
-
5138.
>"Starlight should be down the hall and to the right, 3 rooms over. I'll see you there!"
-
5139.
>Before you could say anything else, she was gone.
-
5140.
>Somepony seems to be happy that they were chosen.
-
5141.
>To be frank, you're spoiling her, but it is what it is.
-
5142.
>"There's a note for you out here! It's on the door!"
-
5143.
"Gotcha."
-
5144.
>Putting your hoodie and cap back on, you leapt out of Twilight's tiny horse bed.
-
5145.
-
5146.
>On the other side of Twilight's door was the note she mentioned.
-
5147.
>Grabbing hold of the note, you read it aloud to yourself.
-
5148.
>"Hi, Anon. This is Fluttershy."
-
5149.
>"Pinkie and I already spoke with Starlight this morning; The two of us are going somewhere."
-
5150.
>"We're not entirely sure, but she seems to want some fresh air, so I'm taking her on a trip."
-
5151.
>"She's still a little down right now, but she's doing better."
-
5152.
>"Maybe what you said to her last night really helped?"
-
5153.
>"When we come back tomorrow night, around eight, I want you to fuck my brains out."
-
5154.
>"Your bitch, Fluttershy."
-
5155.
"Good lord... at least Pinkie's feeling better."
-
5156.
>"So you and Fluttershy ARE dating."
-
5157.
>Was that Spike just now?
-
5158.
>Turning around and looking to the ground for the little guy, you spotted him.
-
5159.
>Sneaky little bastard.
-
5160.
>If you knew he was nearby, you wouldn't have read that out loud.
-
5161.
"Bro, it's not what it sounds like."
-
5162.
"She's just-"
-
5163.
>"I know, don't worry."
-
5164.
>"By the way, where are... like... all of your clothes?"
-
5165.
"At my house. I'm sure you already know what happened to me yesterday."
-
5166.
>"Yep. Sure do. I asked Starlight a few questions earlier, and..."
-
5167.
"And what?"
-
5168.
>Spike pinched the bridge of his little dragon nose, seeming rather irritated.
-
5169.
"It's that bad?"
-
5170.
>"I'll be honest with you, Anon, everypony who's spoken with her is pretty upset."
-
5171.
>"The same goes for me."
-
5172.
>"When she told me she'd be coming back soon, I didn't think she meant it like this."
-
5173.
"Don't spoil me. I want to hear it for myself. For obvious reasons."
-
5174.
>"Good, cus' I think my head will explode if I think about it again."
-
5175.
>Her explanation is either hilariously terrible, or she doesn't have a single excuse of any kind.
-
5176.
"Can't sit on this forever, so I'll go ahead and nip this in the bud."
-
5177.
"Here's some good news though; I have plans next month."
-
5178.
"Derpy and Rainbow want to check out our camping spot."
-
5179.
>"No kidding? Dude, I've been bummed out since the last time!"
-
5180.
"Yeah, we didn't even get to enjoy the camping properly."
-
5181.
"Oh, and I almost forgot..."
-
5182.
"...You heard about how crazy my powers have gotten, right?"
-
5183.
"I haven't had the chance to show you them yet."
-
5184.
>"Twilight's talked about them here and there."
-
5185.
>"When she 'examines' you, I'm sure I'll get a good look at it."
-
5186.
-
5187.
"That's the exact word she used, isn't it?"
-
5188.
>"Uh-huh."
-
5189.
"Fuckin' A."
-
5190.
"Alright, I'll catch you later, man."
-
5191.
>"Peace."
-
5192.
>You pondered over Spike's phrasing as the two of you split.
-
5193.
>It's been a minute since you had a headache that wasn't because of a head injury.
-
5194.
>Are you about to get one just from hearing what this horse has to say?
-
5195.
>Twilight said she was three rooms over and down to the right, so that's where you're going.
-
5196.
>On your way over, you realized something uncomfortable.
-
5197.
>Sunburst and Trixie probably heard a small portion of your "chat" with Pinkie last night.
-
5198.
>Nowhere near as much as Twilight, thank Celestia, but still enough to wonder what it was about.
-
5199.
>Speaking of the devils, the two of them just exited the aforementioned room Twiggles spoke of.
-
5200.
"Uhhh... hey, you two. How was it in there?"
-
5201.
>Sunburst had an even more disappointed look on his face than the one he had yesterday.
-
5202.
>Meanwhile, Trixie just looked sad.
-
5203.
>"Abhorrent."
-
5204.
>That's the only word that came out of Sunburst's mouth in response.
-
5205.
>"He's not wrong..."
-
5206.
>The Great and Powerful Horse's words trailed off with a melancholic tone as she stared at the ground.
-
5207.
"Spike didn't seem happy about what she said, either."
-
5208.
"And here I was, hoping she'd give me something to be sympathetic over."
-
5209.
"I guess you can't do something like what she did and have a 'good' reason for it."
-
5210.
>Your mind flashed back to the pained look of regret on Starlight's face after she blasted Rainbow.
-
5211.
>You're holding out hope that the fear in her eyes was genuine.
-
5212.
"I'm about to find out for myself, but can you guys do me a solid?"
-
5213.
"Let's forgive her once she's paid her dues. That's rough of me to say right now, I know."
-
5214.
"Only IF she decides to turn away from these evil wrongdoings and all."
-
5215.
>Sunburst's angered expression softened, considerably so, enough that he must have understood.
-
5216.
>"Anon..." Great and Powerful Tears gently rolled down Trixie's cheek face as she nodded in acknowledgement.
-
5217.
>"...I can't speak for anypony else, but... I agree."
-
5218.
>"If anything ever happened to either of you, I don't know what I'd do, so I'll believe in her."
-
5219.
"And what about you, Sunburst?"
-
5220.
>"I need some more time to think. But we'll see what happens in the coming days."
-
5221.
>It's no surprise he'd be reluctant about it; He got screwed over even harder than you did.
-
5222.
>What's meaningful is that he's considering it.
-
5223.
"Awesome. Guess I'll head inside. Trixie, I'll see you later."
-
5224.
"I don't know if you're heading back to the Empire already, Sunburst, but when you do, maybe I'll visit you."
-
5225.
>"Now that, I have no problem with. I'd be happy to have you."
-
5226.
"Take it easy, you two."
-
5227.
>Suddenly, Twilight's voice, louder than you've ever heard it before, rang out from inside the room.
-
5228.
>"You WHAT?!"
-
5229.
>"Have you not learned a SINGLE THING after your tyranny over those ponies?!"
-
5230.
-
5231.
-
5232.
"Holy shit... okay, for serious, gotta' go."
-
5233.
>"Bye Anon! I have a show planned for next week; Come by and watch it, okay?"
-
5234.
"Sure thing, Trix. I'll be there."
-
5235.
>Running into the room to see what was happening, you witnessed quite the sight.
-
5236.
>Twilight was literally standing over Starlight with the judgement of a goddess.
-
5237.
>While she was halfway under her covers, trembling and shaking like a little baby.
-
5238.
>Those magical chains continued to swirl around Starlight's horn, blocking her ability to cast spells.
-
5239.
"Dear Celestia, Twi..."
-
5240.
>"Anon?"
-
5241.
>Twiggles turned her attention to you, giving Starlight a brief moment of reprieve.
-
5242.
>But of course, you're one of her victims.
-
5243.
>That moment changed from brief to instant in a flash once her eyes met yours.
-
5244.
>She retreated even further under the covers; All you could see was a blanketed, quivering blob.
-
5245.
"I heard you grilling her from outside. You were shouting, y'know."
-
5246.
"You don't normally get that loud."
-
5247.
>"STARLIGHT! Tell him why you did it!"
-
5248.
>She poked her head out from underneath the blankets, stuttering and shaking.
-
5249.
>"I... I-I..."
-
5250.
>"...I got horny! Sunburst turned down my advances because I was being too aggressive, and..."
-
5251.
>That was already blatantly obvious, she told you that much yesterday, so you egged her on for the rest.
-
5252.
"And what else?"
-
5253.
>"...When he said no, all of my problems... a-and all of my stress caved in on me for some reason!"
-
5254.
>"So I just... I turned into a villain again! I'm SORRY! PLEASE-!"
-
5255.
"You failed, then? That's what you're saying?"
-
5256.
>"H-Huh?"
-
5257.
"You patched things up with Twilight and her group, made friends with Trixie... you've come this far..."
-
5258.
"...Just to forget everything you learned when you were at your lowest."
-
5259.
>"EXACTLY! That's why I'm so bucking MAD!" Twilight was so upset; She was about to start kicking things.
-
5260.
"Like... using hypnosis spells on Sunburst was already bad enough."
-
5261.
"Then you had to kidnap him, bring him here, force him to help you rape ME, start a forest fire..."
-
5262.
"...And then blast Rainbow Dash with a fucking fireball."
-
5263.
"What the fuck were you thinking? You could have KILLED HER!"
-
5264.
"What's been bothering you SO much that you'd stoop THIS low when you finally broke?"
-
5265.
"Why didn't you ask for help?! That's all you had to do!"
-
5266.
"You stupid horse! Do you have any idea how much you've hurt everypony? How much you've hurt me?"
-
5267.
>"aaaaaaAAAAaa..."
-
5268.
>Now she's crying.
-
5269.
>Great.
-
5270.
>The sniffling horse crawled out from under her covers, before hopping off the bed.
-
5271.
>And she's grovelling at your bare feet.
-
5272.
-
5273.
"Don't cry on me. Cry on Twilight."
-
5274.
>"B-Bu... But..."
-
5275.
"I'm not the one you let down; That would be her."
-
5276.
>"I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell her to cry on me."
-
5277.
"It'd be funny, though."
-
5278.
>As if on queue, Starlight grabbed hold of Twi's hooves and sobbed against her.
-
5279.
>"UUGHH!"
-
5280.
>Twilight's signature groan of frustration never ceases to make you smile.
-
5281.
"Sorry, Twi. But you know how I am. It's hard for me to stay mad."
-
5282.
>"I know, it's just... you're being too soft on her!"
-
5283.
"Remember when I told you about good cop, bad cop?"
-
5284.
"This is a good cop, bad cop moment."
-
5285.
"That being said, have you decided what her punishment is?"
-
5286.
"Or is that a call you'd rather have Celestia make?"
-
5287.
>"On our way back to the castle yesterday, that's exactly what I was thinking about."
-
5288.
>"After you and Rainbow split off, everypony agreed on three years of community service."
-
5289.
>"THREE YEARS?!" Starlight shouted, hugging Twilight's legs.
-
5290.
"Your crimes against your fellow Equestrians, and nature itself are inexcusable."
-
5291.
"Are they not, Ms. Starlight?"
-
5292.
>"N-No, you're right..."
-
5293.
"Which means you should pay recompense to the community, and your fellow ponies, yes?"
-
5294.
>"Yes."
-
5295.
"Twilight, give it to her."
-
5296.
>"Starlight Glimmer, I hereby sentence you to three years of community service!"
-
5297.
>"Including, but not limited to, canned food drives, tree planting, community cleanup..."
-
5298.
>"...recycling, raking leaves, shoveling snow, home and market repair, farm work..."
-
5299.
>Starlight was metaphorically biting her nails as the list went on and on and on.
-
5300.
>"...garden tending, school projects-"
-
5301.
>"I get it! I get it... just-"
-
5302.
>"Let me finish!"
-
5303.
>"Ahem... social and traditional event preparation, and assisting the elderly."
-
5304.
>"Every day, unless specified otherwise, must have at least four hours dedicated to these duties."
-
5305.
>With how many duties she mentioned, you'd think she was reading off notes on paper.
-
5306.
>That's Twilight in a nutshell, so there's nothing new here.
-
5307.
>You're unsure of the punishment you'd personally give to Starlight, but this is fair.
-
5308.
>What she's done would earn her half of a lifetime, or more, in prison back in your world.
-
5309.
>Arson alone is a very serious crime, never mind the 'attempted' mareslaughter, and raping.
-
5310.
>You understand that this punishment isn't just for the things she's done.
-
5311.
>From Twilight's perspective, it's the equivalent of her student failing, betraying her, even.
-
5312.
>"In addition, Anon and I will be watching over you to ensure that you serve your time."
-
5313.
"Wait, what? Me, too?"
-
5314.
-
5315.
>"That's not a problem, is it, Anon?"
-
5316.
"Not really. She's your pupil, though, isn't she?"
-
5317.
>"True, but two is better than one, wouldn't you say?"
-
5318.
"Yeah..."
-
5319.
>"Plus, it'll give you something else to do."
-
5320.
"Once again, not disagreeing with you, but..."
-
5321.
>Sighing, you peered down at Starlight as she mused over her punishment.
-
5322.
"...As long as you don't expect me to help her with any of that."
-
5323.
>"Only if you feel like it." Twilight flashed a warm smile, her eyes closed as she did so.
-
5324.
"Well? You got all of that, Starlight?"
-
5325.
"When you start your community service, I'm not watching you all fucking day. Only to start."
-
5326.
>"Uh-huh..."
-
5327.
"I'm sure these responsibilities will keep you in check, but you DO plan on fixing this, right?"
-
5328.
"By that, I mean the whole villain thing."
-
5329.
"Because Twi is trying to be nice and civil here, despite how upset she is."
-
5330.
"This could easily get worse for you; You wouldn't want to end up in pony prison."
-
5331.
>"I-I'll be good! I will! Pinkie promise!"
-
5332.
"Don't be good just to be good. Do the right thing."
-
5333.
"I could fuck you against the wall right now, and it'd feel good."
-
5334.
>Starlight's ears perked up, her eyes widening, and an intense blush appearing on her features.
-
5335.
"But that doesn't mean it's the right thing to do. Be better."
-
5336.
>"ANON!"
-
5337.
"You get what I'm trying to say, Twi."
-
5338.
>"S-Still! That's the last thing you should be saying right now!"
-
5339.
"Anyways... I know it's tough. Obviously."
-
5340.
"The next time you break down, do something constructive instead, yeah?"
-
5341.
"Like NOT setting my friends on fire and raping me."
-
5342.
>Starlight removed herself from Twilight's hooves, looking up at you and nodding frantically.
-
5343.
>Maybe this is why Twilight wants you to be her co-watcher.
-
5344.
>You're chastising her like a father right now, and you're unsure if you like that or not.
-
5345.
>"T-Thanks, Anon." Starlight wiped her tears away, her nervous, crooked smile twitching out of fear.
-
5346.
"Don't mention it. Literally. I know I said it's hard for me to stay mad, but I'm still upset."
-
5347.
"Be sure to apologize to the others, by the way. Especially Rainbow."
-
5348.
"I doubt she'll be as merciful as us."
-
5349.
>"The second I see her, I'll apologize!"
-
5350.
"Good. And for the love of Celestia, let somepony know the next time you're stressed out."
-
5351.
>"For the love of me, you say?"
-
5352.
>You're going to pretend you didn't hear that just now.
-
5353.
>Nope, no sir.
-
5354.
>"P-Princess Celestia!" Twilight shouted in surprise, confirming your concerns.
-
5355.
-
5356.
>Starlight, shortly after hearing that voice, instantly ran behind you.
-
5357.
>What's funny is that this takes care of the desperate promises you made, parts of them, anyway.
-
5358.
>Turning around, you addressed the white-coated, celestial horse with a sterile expression.
-
5359.
"Sunbutt."
-
5360.
>"Anonymous."
-
5361.
>"Anon, treat Celestia with respect, please!"
-
5362.
>"Worry not, my student. I have long since grown accustomed to Anonymous' mannerisms."
-
5363.
>"T-That doesn't mean it's okay for him to call you that!"
-
5364.
>"Perhaps you're right, but he's my responsibility."
-
5365.
"I'd love to refute that, but you give me free money, so..."
-
5366.
>"You're my little human. Without me, you'd be lost in this world."
-
5367.
"Would I really, though?"
-
5368.
>Starlight seemed to fear the situation far less as your banter with Celestia continued.
-
5369.
>However, Celestia took notice of this, and shot her the most threatening glare you have ever seen.
-
5370.
>It wasn't directed at you, and you were still intimidated.
-
5371.
>Just like last time, she's immediately behind your leg, using it to break line of sight.
-
5372.
"Y'know, you might want to face her."
-
5373.
>Not only was Sunny D(TM) giving her the eyes of death, but she was looking down on her.
-
5374.
>And it's not solely because she's tall; You could almost sense the contempt in her gaze.
-
5375.
>This isn't Sunbutt giving her that look.
-
5376.
>It's the ruler of Equestria, and she, unlike you and Twi, didn't display an ounce of softness to her.
-
5377.
>Starlight left the safety and comfort of your leg, now standing before Celestia.
-
5378.
>If Pinkie were shaking like Starlight is right now, you'd be hearing cartoony sound effects.
-
5379.
>"I've heard of your deeds, Ms. Glimmer."
-
5380.
>"What I saw of Everfree Forest from Canterlot castle left me appalled."
-
5381.
>"Not to mention the massive plumes of smoke and pollution. Some of which made its way to Canterlot.
-
5382.
>"And everything else that I've heard from Spike's letter..."
-
5383.
>The large, snow white mare brought a hoof to her head in frustration.
-
5384.
>You never thought you'd witness Sunbutt hoofpalming, but here you are.
-
5385.
>"...Twilight has been overseeing your progress, and as always, I'm confident in her ability to mentor."
-
5386.
>"I'm sure she's already determined a fitting punishment for your actions, however..."
-
5387.
>"...I would not like to see another infraction of this severity."
-
5388.
>"Acts in spite of, and against harmony in Equestria have officially become a trend for you, Starlight."
-
5389.
>"Please, put an end to that. I'd rather not choose your punishment myself."
-
5390.
>Starlight bowed her head in acknowledgement, and what you can assume to be shame, before Sunbutt.
-
5391.
>"Y-Yes, Princess Celestia. I regret what I've done. A-And... And..."
-
5392.
>She's going to piss herself at this rate.
-
5393.
"I'll be helping Twilight watch over her."
-
5394.
"Not thrilled about it, but, y'know... it is what it is."
-
5395.
>Seemingly, an atmosphere's worth of held breaths escaped the purple pony's lips as she sighed.
-
5396.
>"I see."
-
5397.
-
5398.
>With that tone of voice, Celestia didn't sound happy to hear that, but she smiled soon after.
-
5399.
>"Well, in all the time you've been here in Equestria, you've never once failed to amuse me."
-
5400.
>"With her under Twilight's supervision, as well as yours, I suspect good things will come."
-
5401.
"Don't expect anything extraordinary. I'll keep my eyes on her; That's about it."
-
5402.
>"You've doubted me many times, Anonymous. My predictions are never wrong."
-
5403.
"Oh yeah?"
-
5404.
>Sprinting behind Celestia with unprecedented speed, you raised your hand towards the ceiling.
-
5405.
>Sunbutt's eyes could hardly follow your movements.
-
5406.
>Before your empowered, god-like appendage could maim Celestia's ass, something stopped you.
-
5407.
>Twilight's magic, glowing as purple as it ever did, halted the momentum of your hand.
-
5408.
>Once Celestia realized you were behind her, her eyes grew wide, and Twilight scoffed.
-
5409.
>"Sorry, Anon. Can't let you do that."
-
5410.
"Curse you, you small, purple horse."
-
5411.
>"A-Anonymous! I had no idea you were that fast!" Sunbutt had a fearful, worried expression on her face.
-
5412.
>Seeing her act out of character never gets old.
-
5413.
>Clearly, she's intimidated by your capabilities.
-
5414.
>Starlight was more confused by this display than anything else.
-
5415.
>"I have no clue what's going on..."
-
5416.
"You should see yourself out, Celestia."
-
5417.
"We'll handle things from here."
-
5418.
>"Of c-course... yes! I have royal duties to atttend to! Ehh..."
-
5419.
>"...D-Do come visit me sometime! You know where to find me, Anonymous!"
-
5420.
>Sunbutt instantly teleported the fuck away, leaving you, Starlight, and Twi alone.
-
5421.
"You know what this means, correct?"
-
5422.
"You've violated the law, Twilight Sparkle."
-
5423.
>"I AM the law, Anon."
-
5424.
>Silently, without a single word spoken, you approached Twilight.
-
5425.
>Twilight, too, had begun to walk in your direction, meeting you halfway.
-
5426.
>"Guys? Hello?"
-
5427.
>You didn't answer Starlight.
-
5428.
>This was far more important.
-
5429.
>The two of you halted before any contact was made, Twilight looking up at you, and you peering down at her.
-
5430.
"You think you're lucky? Huh?"
-
5431.
>"Oh, human. I don't need luck. Not where I'm going."
-
5432.
>Raising your hand into the air once more, Twilight smiled at you, mocking you, belittling you.
-
5433.
"This isn't a game."
-
5434.
-
5435.
>"GUYS!"
-
5436.
>Turning to face Starlight, you slowly lowered your hand.
-
5437.
>Autism Supreme is off the hook.
-
5438.
>For now.
-
5439.
>"Sorry... but how should I start this... community service?"
-
5440.
"Eager to receive punishment already, huh?"
-
5441.
"Tell her, Twi. Because I sure as shit don't know."
-
5442.
"This is your idea."
-
5443.
>"I've yet to formerly arrange any of your civil duties, so for today..."
-
5444.
>"...You're going to be following Anon and helping him with whatever he needs!"
-
5445.
"Wha... What the fuck, Twi? You want my ex-rapist to follow me around?"
-
5446.
>"Just pretend she's Fluttershy!"
-
5447.
"Despite having a higher rape rate, Fluttershy is... different."
-
5448.
>"Please, Anon? For me?"
-
5449.
>Looking over at Starlight, she had quite the dejected look on her face.
-
5450.
"Ughhh... god, okay."
-
5451.
"Only a handful of ponies know who started the fire, so at least I won't get any weird looks being with her."
-
5452.
"You'd better be on your best fucking behavior, Glimmy."
-
5453.
>"G-Glimmy?"
-
5454.
"You heard me, little missy."
-
5455.
"I plan on meeting with some friends in a bit, and I'd like to move my stuff in with Twilight, too."
-
5456.
>"Pinkie promise, I won't do anything weird!"
-
5457.
"That's what I want to hear."
-
5458.
"Got anything else you'd like to say before we go, Twilight?"
-
5459.
>"That's all for now. You're free to go."
-
5460.
"Sick. Don't forget what I said last night, though."
-
5461.
"Tomorrow is studying day."
-
5462.
>"No need to remind me, Mr. Human. I'll have everything ready in the morning!"
-
5463.
"Alright, then... oh. Almost forgot to mention."
-
5464.
"Have Spike send AJ and Rarity a letter about this decision, if you can."
-
5465.
"Those two probably have all kinds of errands for this little pony to run, especially AJ."
-
5466.
"Now, if you'll excluse Glim-Glam and I..."
-
5467.
>"Glim-Glam...?"
-
5468.
"You'll get used to it."
-
5469.
>"Have a good day, you two!"
-
5470.
>The second you entered the hallway, Starlight cleared her throat to get your attention.
-
5471.
"Before you say anything, I want a normal conversation, if that's not too much trouble."
-
5472.
"You spent all morning getting grilled, and I don't want to hear a thousand apologies."
-
5473.
-
5474.
>"S-Sorry..."
-
5475.
"What did I just say?"
-
5476.
>"...It's just... I'm nervous about something."
-
5477.
"I think you're nervous about a lot of things right now."
-
5478.
>"I am, but this is something specific."
-
5479.
>"Trixie wants to start hanging out with me again, and-"
-
5480.
"You feel like the worst friend of all time?"
-
5481.
>"...Nailed it."
-
5482.
>"After I came back to Ponyville with Sunburst, I ran into Trixie, and I flat out ignored her."
-
5483.
>"The face she made... it's burned into my head, Anon! I can't stop thinking about it!"
-
5484.
"She really seems to like you, y'know."
-
5485.
"So out of all the ponies you've hurt, Trixie might be hurt the most."
-
5486.
"Let it be a reminder."
-
5487.
>"Ugghh, don't say that!"
-
5488.
"It's true, though."
-
5489.
"When I ran into her earlier, you know what she told me?"
-
5490.
"She said she believed in you."
-
5491.
"You have to cherish her. The same goes for Sunburst."
-
5492.
"And cherish me, too, because at this current moment, I'm your god, and your fucking emperor."
-
5493.
>"O-Okay."
-
5494.
>She actually said yes.
-
5495.
"HHNNNNNNNNNGHHH"
-
5496.
>"Anon?! A-Are you alright?!"
-
5497.
"I'm fine... I'm fine."
-
5498.
"Something came out of me; That's all."
-
5499.
>Be responsible, goddamnit.
-
5500.
>Your aloof, nonchalant nature is getting in the way of your "definitely still mad at her" persona.
-
5501.
>It's a shame that she's got a history of manipulative and evil crimes.
-
5502.
>Twilight felt that you and her would get along, and you know what?
-
5503.
>She's absolutely right.
-
5504.
>You'd probably be the best of friends already if it weren't for the aforementioned events.
-
5505.
>As the two of you descended the castle stairs, light droplets of water fell upon you.
-
5506.
>The sky is dark and overcast, something that would have given you a flashback if you didn't block it out.
-
5507.
"Uhh... Starlight?"
-
5508.
>"Yeah?"
-
5509.
"Pinkie and Fluttershy came in to talk to you too, right?"
-
5510.
"Did Pinkie talk much? How was she feeling?"
-
5511.
>Starlight, a little surprised from the sudden question, muttered to herself in thought.
-
5512.
>"Hmm... she looked kind of... sad? And she hardly said a word to me."
-
5513.
-
5514.
"That's basically what I expected. Something terrible happened last night, so I was worried."
-
5515.
"Not talking about... you know."
-
5516.
>"Yeah, I understand."
-
5517.
>You mentally slapped yourself, trying to shake off the awkward atmosphere.
-
5518.
"Anyway, we've got a stop to make."
-
5519.
>"Where at?"
-
5520.
"A certain pony's favorite bench."
-
5521.
"Thinking of selling my house, maybe even giving it away for free."
-
5522.
>"W-Why would you give away your house?"
-
5523.
"Because of creepy rapists like you. Living with Twilight is ten times safer."
-
5524.
>"I'm never going to live this down, am I?"
-
5525.
"Nope."
-
5526.
>"H-Have I been the only one, or...?"
-
5527.
"Far from it, actually."
-
5528.
"To tell you the truth, I've been raped so many times, I've lost count."
-
5529.
>Starlight wanted to comment, but she seemed to struggle with finding the right words.
-
5530.
>You're doing a shit job of keeping things cheery, all things considered.
-
5531.
>At least with Fluttershy, she's long since made peace with her cardinal urges.
-
5532.
>This is like walking on landmines.
-
5533.
"You don't have to respond to that. It's crazy; I know."
-
5534.
>"But... why?"
-
5535.
"Mares find me hot as fuck, apparently."
-
5536.
"And you agree, considering you wanted me to 'have your fillies'."
-
5537.
"You're already off of that, right?"
-
5538.
>"O-Of course! That was one of the dumbest things I said yesterday!"
-
5539.
"Thank Celestia. I can barely handle when shit hits the fan; I don't want kids right now."
-
5540.
>"Speaking of Celestia, what were you about to do to her back there?"
-
5541.
>Starlight desperately wanted to change the subject, and it was pretty obvious.
-
5542.
"What did it look like?"
-
5543.
>"You were... gonna' spank her?"
-
5544.
"Exactly. And I would've gotten away from it, too, if it weren't for that purple creature."
-
5545.
"Not that it matters. I've already done it once before, so that's good enough for me."
-
5546.
>"I don't have the right to call you weird, but... you're pretty weird, Anon."
-
5547.
"I appreciate that. You're surprisingly nice to talk to, Glimmy."
-
5548.
>"W-Wow, really? You think so?"
-
5549.
"Yeah. I had an impression you'd be this insufferable little creature that'd singlehandledly ruin my day."
-
5550.
>"Hmm..."
-
5551.
"Something you wanted to say?"
-
5552.
-
5553.
>"Nothing, nothing..."
-
5554.
"Mmkay."
-
5555.
"Before you went to Crystal Land for a while, how much of Ponyville did you see?"
-
5556.
>"Pretty much all of it, I think."
-
5557.
"Ever see a mare named Lyra?"
-
5558.
>"I've met Bon Bon before, and she's told me about her, but I haven't met her yet."
-
5559.
"She's the mare we're looking for. 'Normally', you'll spot her sitting on her favorite bench."
-
5560.
"But if she's not there, then we'll just move along. It's not like I need to get rid of the house NOW."
-
5561.
"There's no guarantee she'll accept, anyway."
-
5562.
>"You must be really comfortable around Twilight, huh?"
-
5563.
"I mean, I'm comfortable around everypony."
-
5564.
"It's just that her castle has the most room to accomodate a big guy like me."
-
5565.
"Like... if I tried to stay with Rainbow, how would I get to and from the actual house?"
-
5566.
"The damn thing floats in the air, because, y'know, it's a fucking cloud."
-
5567.
"With Fluttershy, there's too many animals all over the place."
-
5568.
"And for reasons I'm not going to mention, it'd be a bit awkward."
-
5569.
"The only other pony with the space to accomodate me is Applejack, and that's a maybe."
-
5570.
"But they're busy, busy farm horses over there. I'd just get in the way."
-
5571.
>"Makes sense. Twilight's castle has so many different rooms."
-
5572.
>"Was that whole bit about Celestia giving you free money for real, though?"
-
5573.
"Yep. It's been like that since I got here."
-
5574.
"Sunbutt took a lot of interest in me, so she put me on this "Friendship Fund."
-
5575.
"I have enough money to live wherever I want, but so far, Ponyville is where I'll be staying."
-
5576.
>"So you're REALLY popular, then..."
-
5577.
"We already covered that somewhat, but yes."
-
5578.
"Over in Manehattan, I've got this huge cult following. Mostly because of the mare population."
-
5579.
"They've got posters all over the streets, and actual fucking movies about me."
-
5580.
"Having crowds of mares screaming your name sounds great, and it is, but don't fall into the crowd."
-
5581.
"You might not come out the same as when you fell in."
-
5582.
>"Y-You make it sound like that's happened before. It didn't... right?"
-
5583.
"Oh, it did. And if I stayed in the pile any longer, they'd have gotten me like you did."
-
5584.
>"Jeez..."
-
5585.
>Starlight's face became flush with red; It wasn't hard to imagine what she was thinking about.
-
5586.
"Take a chill pill, Glimmy."
-
5587.
"You're getting too fired up."
-
5588.
>"A-Am not!"
-
5589.
-
5590.
>"Yoohooooo! Anon! Lookin' for me?"
-
5591.
>Yep, that's Lyra's voice.
-
5592.
>There she was, sitting down on the Bench(TM) like a human.
-
5593.
"Hey. Had a feeling you'd be hanging around your favorite bench today."
-
5594.
>"Welp, you guessed right. Nice legs, by the way. A-And your feet..."
-
5595.
"Goddamnit, Lyra. Not now."
-
5596.
>"Why weren't you dressed like this when we had dinner together? Unf."
-
5597.
"Did you really just...?"
-
5598.
>As you expected, the position this mint pony was sitting in confused Starlight significantly.
-
5599.
>"Bon Bon's told me a lot about you, Lyra! Good to finally meet you!"
-
5600.
>"Nice to meet ya'... hey... wait a minute..."
-
5601.
>"...You're that Starlight girl I've heard about, aren't you?"
-
5602.
>"Y-Yeah... that's me."
-
5603.
>"Hmm..."
-
5604.
>Lyra conjured magical hands to scratch her chin, eyeing Starlight with suspicion.
-
5605.
>Glim-Glam shook violently in her proverbial boots, breaking up a sweat in mere seconds.
-
5606.
>There's no way Lyra knew who the culprit of the fire was.
-
5607.
>Right?
-
5608.
>"...Nopony told me you were this pretty! I love your hair!"
-
5609.
>"Thanks?"
-
5610.
>All of that tension left her body as quickly as it appeared.
-
5611.
>"Anytime, cutie."
-
5612.
"By the way, how did you know I was looking for you?"
-
5613.
>"I didn't! I was joking, Anon."
-
5614.
"It works out either way. I've got a deal for you."
-
5615.
>Once Lyra heard the word 'deal', she started checking her surroundings, looking left and right.
-
5616.
>"You sure you wanna' talk about this in front of 'her'?"
-
5617.
"Not THAT kind of deal, Lyra. Relax."
-
5618.
>"Oh. Well, what's up?"
-
5619.
"I'm moving in with Twilight, and I'm trying to give my house away, so-"
-
5620.
>"Deal."
-
5621.
"At least let me finish."
-
5622.
>"Give. Me. The bucking house. I'll pay you for it."
-
5623.
"I was going to give you the house for free, but now that you say that..."
-
5624.
>Leaning towards Lyra, you whispered into her ear, not wanting Starlight to hear your request.
-
5625.
"whisperwhisperwhisperwhisper"
-
5626.
>"Yeah... uh-huh... hmm... and then what..."
-
5627.
>"...E-Excuse me?!"
-
5628.
"Yeah, crazy, isn't it? Think you can pull it off?"
-
5629.
>"Ehh... it's worth it for the house."
-
5630.
"What's Bon Bon going to think, though?"
-
5631.
"Having an extra house that you don't really need sounds like something she'd get mad over."
-
5632.
>"She'll live."
-
5633.
-
5634.
>"Lyra, what are you up to now?"
-
5635.
>Speak of the devil.
-
5636.
>It's Bon Bon, in all of her grumpy, disgruntled glory.
-
5637.
>She's carrying a big basket of fruits on her back, full of pears, apples, bananas, and grapes.
-
5638.
>With almost perfect timing, she noticed your lack of pants, and shook her head in disappointment.
-
5639.
>"H-Hey, Bon Bon! I thought you were out running errands!"
-
5640.
>"I still am... just felt like stopping by."
-
5641.
>"Why do you sound so nervous, hmm?"
-
5642.
>Lyra laughed awkwardly, hopping off of her bench.
-
5643.
>"Me? Nervous? I'm like... totally calm!"
-
5644.
>As Lyra's smile became larger and larger, more and more untrustworthy, Bon Bon started to catch on.
-
5645.
>"Sorry to cut off the conversation, Anon, Starlight. But Lyra is being irresponsible."
-
5646.
>"I-Irresponsible? Bon Bon, how long have you known me for?"
-
5647.
>"Long enough to know that you're up to something."
-
5648.
>"Awww... fine... I'll see you guys later."
-
5649.
"Take it easy, Lyra. You too, Bonnie."
-
5650.
>"I told you to stop calling me that."
-
5651.
"C'mon, it's just a nickname."
-
5652.
>"I-It was good to meet you, Lyra! Maybe we can chat again sometime soon?"
-
5653.
>"Sure..." Lyra replied, hanging her head low because Bon Bon came and ruined the fun.
-
5654.
>Bon Bon 'harumphed', walking away indignantly, with Lyra following behind.
-
5655.
>Just before the mint green pony was out of sight, she looked back to wink at you.
-
5656.
>You returned the favor, sealing the deal that the two of you made earlier.
-
5657.
>"Anon, did she just...?"
-
5658.
"Mmhm. Guess I'll have to start packing up today."
-
5659.
"Knowing her, she'll be all over that house by tomorrow."
-
5660.
>"Oooh, I can help you pack your things!"
-
5661.
"You sure can, Glimmy. Not that you have a choice."
-
5662.
>"O-Oh... almost forgot."
-
5663.
"Keep acting like a normal, law-abiding citizen, and things will be back to normal before you know it."
-
5664.
>"Yeah, an entire three years later."
-
5665.
"Not the punishment. I'm talking about everypony's perception of you."
-
5666.
"That's what really matters."
-
5667.
"Now come along, small equine. We have a house to get to."
-
5668.
>You marched onwards, further into Ponyville, with Starlight following close behind.
-
5669.
>Derpy awaits, as do your clothes.
-
5670.
>Celestia knows you're already sick of walking around barefoot in your boxers, and you need a good shower.
-
5671.
-
5672.
>By the time you approached the road your house is on, your stomach felt empty.
-
5673.
>You were a hungry, hungry boy.
-
5674.
>After the pseudo dinner you had with Rainbow yesterday, you haven't eaten anything else.
-
5675.
>So many things were happening at once; You didn't even think to get breakfast.
-
5676.
>But of course, it's lunch time.
-
5677.
>"Hungry, huh?"
-
5678.
>Starlight seemed to know how positively starving you were.
-
5679.
"What manner of horse magic did you use to figure that out?"
-
5680.
>"I heard your stomach growling, so I just assumed..."
-
5681.
"My stomach growled? Jesus. Didn't even realize that."
-
5682.
>"Are you alright up there? You've been mostly silent for a while now."
-
5683.
"I'm good... probably just busy thinking about stuff."
-
5684.
"It's happened more than a few times lately; I'll just space out at random."
-
5685.
>"What were you thinking about?"
-
5686.
"Hmm... well... the next steps. Not in terms of dates or little things I've got planned..."
-
5687.
"...But in terms of the big picture. Like... what am I going to do for a living?"
-
5688.
"Right now, my number one livelihood is checking up on friends and going out."
-
5689.
"That's not bad or anything, but I need something to entertain myself in solitude, y'know?"
-
5690.
>"I'm sure you'll figure something out. Maybe you can put that magic of yours to good use?"
-
5691.
"Shit, you're right. My magic... sometimes I forget I even have it."
-
5692.
"As dumb as that sounds."
-
5693.
>"How long have you had access to that magic for?"
-
5694.
"Only two days, give or take."
-
5695.
>"Could have fooled me! You had so many tricks up your sleeve!"
-
5696.
"My favorite part was knocking you the fuck out with a stump."
-
5697.
"Wait... my bad. Favorite 'parts'. Y'know, because I did it twice."
-
5698.
>"Yeah, thanks for the headache, by the way. My head was pounding when I woke up."
-
5699.
"You're welcome, Glimmy."
-
5700.
>Running your hands through her beautifully styled mane, you proceeded to pet the rapist pony.
-
5701.
>Starlight flinched, not expecting the sudden touch.
-
5702.
"What? What's wrong?"
-
5703.
>"Nothing... nothing..."
-
5704.
"I hope you're not complaining about being touched, little missy."
-
5705.
>"I-I'm not! I just didn't expect you to start petting me!"
-
5706.
"You poor horse. There's so many things you don't know about me."
-
5707.
"I'm the hugger of horses. The petter of ponies. The booper of snoots."
-
5708.
"Speaking of snoots, I haven't booped one in a minute."
-
5709.
>You promptly booped Starlight's snoot, eliciting a giggle out of her.
-
5710.
-
5711.
"HHHNNNNNGHHH"
-
5712.
>"Oh buck..."
-
5713.
>Suddenly, you heard Rainbow Dash's voice, something you weren't expecting in the slightest.
-
5714.
>Not long after, you spotted her.
-
5715.
>From what you could tell, she was trying to be sneaky, laying low around the outside of your house.
-
5716.
>Derpy was next to her, and she happily flew over upon noticing your arrival.
-
5717.
>"Anon! I was waiting for you just like you asked me to!"
-
5718.
"You sure did, Derpy. Good girl."
-
5719.
>Starlight seemed to shrink away from Rainbow's line of sight, moving slightly behind you.
-
5720.
>The look on her face suggests she's acutely aware of how awkward, or possibly confrontational this will be.
-
5721.
>Obviously, Derpy doesn't have a clue, and knows nothing about Starlight's involvement with the fire.
-
5722.
>Trixie and the others did a great job of limiting Ponyville's knowledge of the arsonist's identity.
-
5723.
>"I was surprised when Rainbow came over, though... She said she'd be busy yesterday!"
-
5724.
"Same here, lazy eyes."
-
5725.
>Petting Derpy releases every ounce of stress in your body, you swear.
-
5726.
>In terms of stress relief, Derpy is the second highest on the tier list.
-
5727.
>"Aw, she's so cute..." Starlight fawned over the sight in adoration like she saw a box of kittens.
-
5728.
"Where ya' going, Rainbow?"
-
5729.
>Even though it was out of the corner of your eye, you caught her attempting to sneak away.
-
5730.
>She stopped abruptly, before sighing and staying put.
-
5731.
"Starlight, keep Derpy company for me. I have to ask Rainbow something."
-
5732.
>"O-Okay!"
-
5733.
>Dash avoided locking eyes as you approached, looking down to the ground instead.
-
5734.
>A smaller, more pony appropriate satchel was wrapped around her.
-
5735.
"Come on, talk to me. What happened yesterday?"
-
5736.
>No response.
-
5737.
"Dash, I think I know why you got upset."
-
5738.
"Other than me coddling you, y'know..."
-
5739.
>She still refused to speak, but her disgruntled expression was beginning to soften up.
-
5740.
"...Something else happened after that and it kind of triggered the realization."
-
5741.
"I didn't know you felt that way, bro. I swear on my grave."
-
5742.
>"I-It's okay. To be honest, I overreacted."
-
5743.
"Bro. You're like, my number one bro, bro."
-
5744.
"That's never changing, bro."
-
5745.
>"I know, bro. Listen..."
-
5746.
>"...You've been harrassed and... raped... a-and all kinds of stuff."
-
5747.
>"And it's so unfair. You've always been nice to me. To everypony."
-
5748.
>"You're such a bro, bro."
-
5749.
"Bro."
-
5750.
>"I want you to date whoever you want."
-
5751.
>"If my bro isn't happy, I'm not happy."
-
5752.
-
5753.
>A manly tear rolled down your cheek, wetting your face.
-
5754.
>Seeing as how this tear was a manly one, it doesn't make you a pussy.
-
5755.
>"Your tears are so bucking manly, bro."
-
5756.
"Thanks, bro."
-
5757.
>"Hey, umm... do you mind telling me what happened? Y'know, after I left?"
-
5758.
"It's about Pinkie."
-
5759.
>"Oh."
-
5760.
>Rainbow sounded like she already knew everything, judging by the look on her face, and her response.
-
5761.
>Pinkie intended for you to be the first to know about how she felt, but that's out the window, it seems.
-
5762.
"You knew about that, and Fluttershy didn't. Same for Twilight."
-
5763.
"I'm honestly shocked."
-
5764.
>"She was REALLY good at hiding it, but your bro here notices things that most ponies don't."
-
5765.
>"I'm just awesome like that."
-
5766.
"Fuck yeah."
-
5767.
>"Shoot, I almost forgot!"
-
5768.
>"There's something I want you to see, bro."
-
5769.
"Alright! Lay it on me, man."
-
5770.
>Dash reached into the satchel, before pulling out this HUGE fucking gold medal with her mouth.
-
5771.
"Is that the Flier of the Year award?"
-
5772.
>"Heck yeah, it is!"
-
5773.
"Did they give it to you early, or something?"
-
5774.
>"Pretty much! The award ceremony isn't happening til next week, but I'm SO stoked!"
-
5775.
"And I'll be there, one hundred percent."
-
5776.
>"You know, I-I've been doing my best to make you proud!"
-
5777.
>"N-N-Not that I'm saying that's the only reason, but-"
-
5778.
"Calm down. I get what you mean."
-
5779.
>It sounds like a certain blue horse needs to be 'scritched', and you're just the human for the job.
-
5780.
>"B-Broski! Knock it off..."
-
5781.
"Nopony escapes the scritching. Nopony."
-
5782.
>"I think they're doing better already... that healing is the real deal, huh?"
-
5783.
>"Heck, I-I was still feeling a lot of pain that night, but now that I'm rested..."
-
5784.
"Healing over time, too...?"
-
5785.
"...Either way, I gotta' say.... I'm still shocked. I know I acted quick, but that fire didn't get you TOO bad."
-
5786.
>"Maybe your magic did something? I dunno'."
-
5787.
>You never touched her directly during the rescue; Only your hoodie did, and it wasn't for long at all.
-
5788.
>Although your magic affects things that you focus it on, you've seen it spread around before, like with AJ's trees.
-
5789.
>Perhaps there's another aspect to this that you're not getting?
-
5790.
>Maybe your hoodie has just been absorbing stockpiling healing some kind of magical relic?
-
5791.
>Those are questions for another time; The possibilities are making your head hurt a bit.
-
5792.
>"...By the way, you mind telling me why SHE'S here?"
-
5793.
>Rainbow's face changed from one of lighthearted embarrassment to anger.
-
5794.
"Starlight? She's already been given her punishment."
-
5795.
"It's three years of community service."
-
5796.
"And Twilight told her to follow me around and help me move for today."
-
5797.
>"Hmph! Gimme' just one second."
-
5798.
>Dash walked right past you, heading straight for Glimmy.
-
5799.
>It's times like these where you really wish you had popcorn.
-
5800.
-
5801.
>"Starlight! You've got some nerve showing your face around me!"
-
5802.
>The conversation Starlight had been carrying with Derpy was unceremoniously cut short.
-
5803.
>"Rainbow, hold on..."
-
5804.
>Glim-Glam's words trailed off, giving Dash plenty of time to interject.
-
5805.
>Sparks were about to fly, so you decided to cover Derpy's precious ears.
-
5806.
>Her innocence must be protected at all costs.
-
5807.
>"Hold on?! You set me on FIRE yesterday, and that's the first thing you say?!"
-
5808.
>"Sorry ain't gonna' cut it!"
-
5809.
>Dash was getting closer to Starlight in a way that suggested violent intent.
-
5810.
>She backpedalled, shat bricks, and started stammering in her own defense.
-
5811.
"Pssst... RD!"
-
5812.
"Relax, man!"
-
5813.
>Dash suddenly relented in her aggressive advance towards the trembling pony.
-
5814.
>"Y-You have every right to hate me! I won't ask for your forgiveness..."
-
5815.
>"...But I want to be good! I want to STAY good!"
-
5816.
>"S-So... if there's any errands or favors you need done..."
-
5817.
>Once Rainbow heard the word "favor", the synapses in her brain seemingly firing off like mad.
-
5818.
>"Hmm... favors, huh?"
-
5819.
>"Anon! You said she's following you around for the day, right?"
-
5820.
"Yeah, what about it?"
-
5821.
>"Lemme' have her tomorrow."
-
5822.
"Uhh... I don't think Twi would mind Starlight helping you out, but can you tell me what for?"
-
5823.
>"Let's just say I need another... exercise partner. She'll have her work cut out for her."
-
5824.
>"E-Exercise partner?" You could hear Glimmy gulp after those words; She's very much on edge.
-
5825.
>"You should be glad I'm even accepting your offer, you madmare!"
-
5826.
>"Wait til I get my hooves on you tomorrow..."
-
5827.
>Glimmy valiantly fought back her tears, maintaining her composure as well as she could.
-
5828.
"Can I trust that she'll still be alive and breathing afterwards?"
-
5829.
>"Oh, she'll live. Don't worry, bro."
-
5830.
"Cool. Just make sure to bring her back to the castle at around... eight."
-
5831.
>"Alright, it's not like I'm gonna' KILL her, or anything."
-
5832.
"Just being cautious, man. I know you're still outraged over what happened."
-
5833.
>Derpy, even with her lack of hearing, could discern that something was off.
-
5834.
>There's an awfully sorrowful look on Starlight's face, but that can't be helped.
-
5835.
-
5836.
>RD didn't reply immediately; She seemed to be collecting herself.
-
5837.
>Who the hell knows what she'd do to Starlight for revenge if you weren't here?
-
5838.
"I'm thinking we should grab a bite to eat and just... chill out for a minute."
-
5839.
"I'll cook us some food."
-
5840.
>"You will? Buck yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about! I'm hungry!"
-
5841.
>Starlight sighed, no doubt still pondering the fate that awaits her, but she must be feeling good.
-
5842.
>You've just saved her from the Almighty Punishment(TM) that Rainbow was seconds from unleashing.
-
5843.
"Gotta' get started on the whole moving process, too."
-
5844.
>Removing your hands from Derpy's ears, you allowed the grey pony to hear once more.
-
5845.
>Not only did she not question why you deafened her; She just turned around to smile at you.
-
5846.
>Best pony, best pony, best pony, best pony.
-
5847.
"Let's see... there's my clothes... my bed... Lyra can keep the couch..."
-
5848.
"...And a few other small things. For my clothes, I've got some big trash bags we can use for those."
-
5849.
>"You're gonna' have Starlight over here carry all of that, right?"
-
5850.
"Most of it, yes."
-
5851.
"She'd move the bed far easier than I ever could."
-
5852.
>"Can I help you move too, Anon?" Derpy kicked her little hooves excitedly, smiling ear to ear.
-
5853.
"Knock yourself out."
-
5854.
>Starlight hurriedly spoke to Derpy, more than likely to break her own silence, and the awkwardness.
-
5855.
>"H-Hey, Derpy! When we get inside... do you wanna' talk a bit more?"
-
5856.
>"Okay! Anon always has such nice friends, so I try and get to know all of them!"
-
5857.
>She isn't lying about that, either.
-
5858.
>However, you're not sure if she'd get along with Sassy.
-
5859.
>Probably not, considering her blatant "don't bother me" attitude.
-
5860.
>You got through to her eventually, but you had to bribe her for it.
-
5861.
>Makes you wonder why you felt she'd be a good friend to start, but the money doesn't matter.
-
5862.
>Having diverse friendships with contrasting personalities makes your social life more eventful.
-
5863.
>You're not just saying that because it activates your almonds when she insults you.
-
5864.
>Nope.
-
5865.
>Heavens no.
-
5866.
>You wouldn't dream of such of a thing.
-
5867.
>Fast Food Horse(TM) is not to be lewded.
-
5868.
>She is to be compensated with bits in exchange for companionship.
-
5869.
>Or tolerance, really, depending on how you look at it.
-
5870.
>Now's not the time to be thinking about that, though.
-
5871.
-
5872.
"Alright, let's go ahead and get things started."
-
5873.
"Before I do any cooking, I'm going to shower and throw on some fresh clothes."
-
5874.
>With a twist of your key, the door to your lovely ex-abode was opened.
-
5875.
>You stuffed the key under the doormat for Lyra to find when she comes; She'll know where to look.
-
5876.
"Make yourselves comfortable, I guess."
-
5877.
"Rainbow, do me a solid and... y'know. Keep an eye on things while I'm in the bathroom."
-
5878.
>"Count on me, broski! Rainbow is on the job!"
-
5879.
"Don't know what I'd do without you, bro."
-
5880.
>As Starlight entered in, she was looking all over the place, but mainly at the "spot".
-
5881.
>In other words, the spot where the dastardly deed had been done.
-
5882.
>Your pants and shoes were still there, obviously, so you hurriedly picked them up.
-
5883.
>"Leaving clothes around, Anon? That's so unlike you!" Derpy voiced, sounding confused.
-
5884.
"Yeah... well... things were a little crazy last night."
-
5885.
>"You think this is bad, Derpy? Heh... check out MY place!" Rainbow added, flaunting her own laziness.
-
5886.
>"I've got all kinds of stuff layin' around."
-
5887.
>Leaving the small technicolor horses to their own devices, you headed to the restroom.
-
5888.
>There's a few cans of Meat Substitute in the fridge(TM), so those can be used for lunch.
-
5889.
>You're going to make the best goddamn pizza this side of Ponyville.
-
5890.
>One that would put Peetzer Hut to shame, and make Princess Cadence cry tears of euphoria.
-
5891.
>And after everypony eats their fill, it'll be moving time.
-
5892.
>All your clothes, trinkets, and small things will get bagged up.
-
5893.
>Along with a few other things, Starlight is on bed moving duty.
-
5894.
>It's definitely too soon to say this, but the time feels right.
-
5895.
>Unless some other crazy pony, or honestly any living creature, comes over to rape you, you're good.
-
5896.
>You're moving in with Twilight, and Fluttershy is "less" rapey, because you're not ignoring her.
-
5897.
>On top of that, you've essentially acquired an autistic girlfriend.
-
5898.
>One that is literally a talking horse.
-
5899.
>Your other options included Blue Fast, Ponka, and a small yellow rapist, but you chose the egghead.
-
5900.
>As always, the sassy types are simply too much for you.
-
5901.
>Celestia forbid Fluttershy ever finds out about your true weakness.
-
5902.
>You undressed, ran a hot shower, as hot as you could get it, and allowed your mind to clear itself.
-
5903.
>When the move is done, you'll wind down and have a good nap, even though you probably won't need it.
-
5904.
>After all, tomorrow is going to be a long day, perhaps more so than you think.
-
5905.
-
5906.
_
-
5907.
-
5908.
>25th.
-
5909.
>Yesterday was quite pleasant, and the move went without a hitch, you would say.
-
5910.
>Not only did you stuff your face with the peetzer of the gods, but everypony loved it.
-
5911.
>It got a few gears to start turning in your head; Perhaps you could become a chef.
-
5912.
>A world-class chef, at that.
-
5913.
>You'd be even more popular and fawned over than you currently are, but it's not a bad idea.
-
5914.
>With this magic of yours, you'll be able to acquire ingredients VERY quickly.
-
5915.
>And just because you've moved out of your house doesn't mean you can't use the kitchen still.
-
5916.
>Lyra would love to have you come over.
-
5917.
>If it's something you're going to be taking seriously, though, you'll need a bigger building in the future.
-
5918.
>Starlight levitated your bed all the way across Ponyville and straight into Twilight's room.
-
5919.
>Because your bed is so much larger than Twilight's, the two of you decided to just sleep in it together.
-
5920.
>It's cute, honestly.
-
5921.
>For right now, you're at this intermediate stage where you're mainly still friends, but also a couple.
-
5922.
>That's how it's supposed to work, though.
-
5923.
>Your partner is your friend, no two ways about it.
-
5924.
>But Twilight has been far more eager than you, and to be honest, you weren't completely "ready" for this.
-
5925.
>Things just happened to kick off due to that conversation you had with Pinkie and Fluttershy.
-
5926.
>So with that in mind, taking things slow is the best way for you to go about it.
-
5927.
>That doesn't mean you won't aggressively hug and cuddle the fuck out of her, of course.
-
5928.
>The way things are going now, it's perfect.
-
5929.
>You're all nice and safe in Twilight Sparkle's Crystal Castle(TM).
-
5930.
>Whenever you want to see her, or hang out with Spike, you're right there with them.
-
5931.
>Speaking of being right there with them, you're currently falling asleep next to Twilight.
-
5932.
>Your arm is resting on a small table, and dirt has been littered over the back of your hand.
-
5933.
>There are small seeds inside the clumps of dirt, and you've been growing plants over and over and over.
-
5934.
>At Twilight's behest, of course.
-
5935.
>This is all for the purpose of her studying.
-
5936.
>Earlier in the morning, she wanted to see some examples of growths you could produce outside.
-
5937.
>She postulates that, in time, you'll be able to grow exceptionally large trees.
-
5938.
>Twilight has already told you the story of her previous home, one that had been destroyed by Tirek.
-
5939.
>It would mean a lot to her if you could grow a brand new tree home of some sort.
-
5940.
>Another side project that you've been contemplating is restoring the fire-ravaged parts of Everfree.
-
5941.
>For now, the tree house is a much more realistic objective.
-
5942.
>It's hard enough just to pull a fucking stump out of the ground.
-
5943.
>The few dying trees in AJ's orchard don't compare to the massiveness of Everfree's dense woods.
-
5944.
-
5945.
>"Y'know, this was pretty cool at first, but now I just feel bad for you."
-
5946.
>Spike pitied the zombie-like state you've found yourself in.
-
5947.
"Uggghhh... are we done yet, Twi?"
-
5948.
>Your eyes are closing themselves.
-
5949.
>How many more times does she want to see you grow a stupid plant?
-
5950.
>You've grown tomatoes, strawberries, lemons, and even fucking grapes.
-
5951.
>This mare is determined to drain you for all your worth.
-
5952.
>And it's not that kind of draining.
-
5953.
>"Just one more seed, Anon!"
-
5954.
>"I've almost fully charted the rate of growth."
-
5955.
"Fully charted? Twi... do you have any idea... how many times you'll have to re-chart that?"
-
5956.
"This magic grows exponentially... more and more powerful each day... remember?"
-
5957.
>"Which is exactly why I have to document this!"
-
5958.
>"I won't have any data to compare your magic to in the future otherwise!"
-
5959.
"I'm gonna' die in the future if you keep this up..."
-
5960.
>With the last of your strength, the next seed sprouted to a small sapling with healthy leaves.
-
5961.
"There... are we fucking finished?"
-
5962.
>"This plant looks to be a fern... belonging to the Cyatheaceae family..."
-
5963.
>"...Adding that to the chart now..."
-
5964.
>"I think you're done here, Anon." Spike voiced, rolling his eyes.
-
5965.
"Thank Celestia."
-
5966.
>As Spike figured, Twilight simply carried on with the collection of her "categorical" data.
-
5967.
>Part of you wanted to get up and stretch, but it was as though you were glued to the table.
-
5968.
>Perhaps it'd be better if you just passed out in your chair.
-
5969.
>Unfortunately, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Dash, and Starlight should all be arriving soon.
-
5970.
>Observing the clock on the wall, you see that it's a little past eight o'clock.
-
5971.
>Next to your arm are a couple of steel trays for the plants.
-
5972.
>You'd rather not harm the fern resting on your hand, so you gently pick it up, roots and all.
-
5973.
>After placing it on the tray, it now rests there, like a good little multicellular organism.
-
5974.
>All of that dirt needs to be brushed off your arm as well.
-
5975.
>This magic really is something else.
-
5976.
>Surely water would be needed for the plant's overall longevity, but you could arguably bypass that.
-
5977.
>"Fluttershy and Pinkie said they'd be back around eight, right? Same for Rainbow and Starlight?
-
5978.
>"Wanna' greet them at the door while she's busy doing... whatever it is that she's doing?"
-
5979.
"Hell yeah, bro."
-
5980.
>"You lead the way."
-
5981.
"Kay', just... give me a sec'."
-
5982.
-
5983.
>Your legs weren't cooperating with you.
-
5984.
>Not one bit.
-
5985.
>However, these are the first steps of many towards your brand new life.
-
5986.
"Get... UP!"
-
5987.
"Come on!"
-
5988.
>"Dude, don't force it if it's that hard."
-
5989.
"I don't think so, Spike."
-
5990.
"This is a challenge."
-
5991.
"And challenges are meant to be conquered."
-
5992.
"In order to achieve my new dream, I can't back down."
-
5993.
>"Your... new dream? What's that?"
-
5994.
"You'll find out soon, my scaly friend."
-
5995.
>The world around you flipped upside down, left and right, and all over the place.
-
5996.
>You're horrifically nauseous right now, and any further movement might cause you to hurl.
-
5997.
>"Tell ya' what. Why don't you go lay down, and we'll come to you."
-
5998.
>"How does that sound?"
-
5999.
"Bullshit."
-
6000.
>"Figured you'd say that."
-
6001.
>"Hey, Twilight, you hearing all of this? Ya' mind helping him get into bed?"
-
6002.
>"Yes, Spike."
-
6003.
>She couldn't have sounded any more occupied if she wanted to; Her words were plain and rushed.
-
6004.
>"Welp. Guess that's my queue."
-
6005.
>"I'll be back with the others, Anon. Don't die trying to get in bed before I come back."
-
6006.
>It looks like you're on your own here, but that's okay, because you're not a pussy.
-
6007.
"Me? Dying? Hah, that's funny."
-
6008.
"I could be immortal, and you wouldn't even know."
-
6009.
>"It'd suck if you weren't. Dragons live longer than humans, remember?"
-
6010.
>Spike confidently chuckled to himself, closing the door behind him and walking into the hallway.
-
6011.
>You were merely cracking jokes, but now you HAVE to become immortal, just to have the last laugh.
-
6012.
>Before that, however, you need to reach this fucking bed.
-
6013.
>Falling to your knees, you crawled towards it, as your legs aren't capable of doing the job.
-
6014.
>Why must this be so difficult?
-
6015.
>One of these days, you'll be so proficient at using this magic that you'll never exhaust yourself.
-
6016.
>And that day is definitely not today.
-
6017.
>All in all, it took five minutes to pull yourself up and onto the bed.
-
6018.
-
6019.
>You wish that was an exaggeration.
-
6020.
>If you didn't know any better, you'd say that Twilight wanted to see you suffer.
-
6021.
>"Twilight, two. Anon, two. We're tied again."
-
6022.
>Son of a bitch.
-
6023.
>The trademark noise of unicorn teleportation sounded, and in less than a second, she was on top of you.
-
6024.
>"How does it feel to suffer, Mr. Human?"
-
6025.
>The purple pony giggled devilishly, savoring her momentary victory.
-
6026.
"I don't know what you're talking about."
-
6027.
>"Hmmmm? Is that so?"
-
6028.
>She's leaning dangerously close to your face.
-
6029.
>It's impossible to look away from her bedroom eyes now.
-
6030.
>Suffice to say, your almonds have been activated, but you must remain strong.
-
6031.
"Yep. I'm doing just fine."
-
6032.
>"Your voice is a little shaky, Anon."
-
6033.
>"Not feeling well? You don't need a check-up, do you?"
-
6034.
>You need an adult.
-
6035.
"Twi, you and I both know the last thing I need is a doctor."
-
6036.
>Once again, Celestia is looking out for you, as Spike and the others' steps could be heard approaching.
-
6037.
>Twilight was quick to hop off of your chest and play it cool.
-
6038.
>One by one, Spike, Rainbow, Fluttershy, Starlight, and Pinkie entered the room.
-
6039.
>"Jeez. He actually made it to the bed... color me surprised." Spike said, folding his arms.
-
6040.
>"In bed already, bro?" Rainbow asked, clearly surprised by your apparent laziness.
-
6041.
>"What have you been doing all day?"
-
6042.
"Magic practice."
-
6043.
>"Nonny, Nonny! Fluttershy and I had a blast on our trip!"
-
6044.
"That's good to hear, Ponka."
-
6045.
"I'm happy to see that smile on your face."
-
6046.
"Where'd you two end up going? If you don't mind telling us?"
-
6047.
>"Umm... we went to see Limestone, Marble, and Maud." Fluttershy quietly answered for Panko.
-
6048.
"Damn. Wish I could have gone with you. I actually ran into Maud on a train a few days ago..."
-
6049.
"...Maybe when I decide to check out her rock farm, you can come with me, Pinks."
-
6050.
>"REALLY?! IS THAT A PINKIE PROMISE?!"
-
6051.
"Indeed, it is, Ponka."
-
6052.
-
6053.
>A warm smile grew on your face as Pinkie's eyes sparkled with happy little stars.
-
6054.
"We can bring Starlight, too. I'm sure there's plenty of rock-related labor for her there."
-
6055.
>"Good idea, Anon! I think I'll add that to her list." Twilight chimed, clopping her hooves together.
-
6056.
>"R-Rock related labor...?" You were too distracted to notice it, but Starlight looked dead inside.
-
6057.
>Dash must have put her through hell; Her eyes were baggy, her hair disheveled.
-
6058.
"You'll see, Starlight. You'll see."
-
6059.
>"Anon, did I do a good job?" Fluttershy flew over to the bedside, floating beside you.
-
6060.
"Couldn't be more proud of you, Flutters."
-
6061.
"You know what? Bring it in. You too, Pinkie."
-
6062.
>It unironically pained your body, but you opened your arms wide for a hug.
-
6063.
>Pinkie practically squealed, and Fluttershy blushed in anxiety.
-
6064.
>"G-Gosh... w-when was the last time we hugged, Anon?"
-
6065.
"Relax, you small yellow horse."
-
6066.
"It's not that serious."
-
6067.
>Without any hesitation, at least on Pinkie's part, the two ponies entered your embrace.
-
6068.
>Fluttershy muttered to herself during the hug, something about hot monkey dick.
-
6069.
>And for some reason, you seem to be the only one in the room who heard that.
-
6070.
>The hug was broken when a loud thump of some kind rang throughout the room.
-
6071.
>After tilting your head in the direction of the sound, you saw Starlight, collapsed on the ground.
-
6072.
>The punished pony was still breathing, obviously, and before long, she was snoring loudly.
-
6073.
>"Good grief." Rainbow sighed, probably out of pity, and lowered her head.
-
6074.
>Twilight cleared her throat, before speaking with a tone of nobility, as if she were royalty.
-
6075.
>"As everypony can see, some of us are tired, so it looks like it's that time."
-
6076.
>Spike stretched his little arms into the air, yawning just as loudly as Starlight's snores.
-
6077.
>"Fine by me... I've already done all my chores."
-
6078.
>"Good night, everypony." Spike said sleepily, before curling up next to Starlight, and closing his eyes.
-
6079.
>That's almost adorable.
-
6080.
>Almost.
-
6081.
>"Alrighty! See you soon, Nonny! Don't forget that promise!" Pinkie Pie cheerily hopped out of the room.
-
6082.
"Later..."
-
6083.
>The sight of those two curled up together was putting you right to sleep; Your voice was tired and weak.
-
6084.
>"B-Bye, Anon." Fluttershy said meekly, looking back at you as she exited.
-
6085.
>"Gotta' prepare for that award ceremony, y'know? Just a few more days left!"
-
6086.
>Rainbow took to the air, her wings looking healthier than ever.
-
6087.
>"See ya' at lunch tomorrow, bro!"
-
6088.
>"And try not to kill Anon next time, egghead!"
-
6089.
>With that innocent, yet somewhat disrespectful goodbye, Rainbow took her leave as well.
-
6090.
-
6091.
>"Hmph! I don't like being called an egghead all the time."
-
6092.
>All you could manage was a soft chuckle.
-
6093.
>You would've loved to enjoy their company for a bit longer, but you're not the only one that's tired.
-
6094.
>Your eyes had begun to close themselves, and you weren't about to fight it.
-
6095.
>"What's so funny, Mr. Human?"
-
6096.
>"You're not laughing at me, are you?"
-
6097.
>At this time, there are technically no eyes on Twilight.
-
6098.
>Spike is asleep already.
-
6099.
>"Do I have to teach you a lesson?"
-
6100.
>DEAR GOD.
-
6101.
>HE'S FUCKING ASLEEP.
-
6102.
>You tried to scream, hoping it'd wake Spike from his slumber, but alas, your voice is shot.
-
6103.
>Here she comes.
-
6104.
>Oh god, she's coming, and you're silently screaming.
-
6105.
>She's already on top of you again, and even worse, your arms don't seem to be working.
-
6106.
>And the various assortment of plants you've spent the entire day growing?
-
6107.
>The strength needed to command them at this very moment is nowhere to be found.
-
6108.
>PLANTS.
-
6109.
>PLANTS, PLEASE.
-
6110.
>SUMMONING ALL FUCKING PLANTS.
-
6111.
>OH GOD, PLANTS, HEL-
-
6112.
-
6113.
_
-
6114.
-
6115.
>29th.
-
6116.
>It's a been a few days, it sure has.
-
6117.
>Everything has returned to normal.
-
6118.
>For the most part, anyway.
-
6119.
>Obviously, there are a few factors that have changed up the formula.
-
6120.
>For the better, thankfully.
-
6121.
>This is the longest you've gone so far without anything crazy happening.
-
6122.
>Applejack just keeps on appuling.
-
6123.
>Spike cannot and will not stop being based.
-
6124.
>Pinkie's mood has seen an exceptional turn; You've never seen her happier.
-
6125.
>Rarity just keeps on gaining weight.
-
6126.
>Twilight is a big fat nerd.
-
6127.
>Fluttershy is simply big and fat, and other than that, it's the usual business.
-
6128.
>Trixie's performances came back in full swing, something you're very proud of her for.
-
6129.
>Starlight is still bound to her three-year community service.
-
6130.
>The night after Twilight decided you could use a hard, barely consensual snuggling, AJ snatched Glimmy.
-
6131.
>Appul Horse sentenced the punished mare to an entire afternoon of farm work.
-
6132.
>While Twilight specifically mentioned four hours a day on Starlight's services, there's GOT to be a loophole.
-
6133.
>No rest for the wicked.
-
6134.
>All in all, Starlight's punishment is perfect.
-
6135.
>In more ways than one.
-
6136.
>Not only does it keep Starlight busy, it also gives the others reasons to not hate the absolute shit out of her.
-
6137.
>It's easier to have her do every random, benign task under the sun than to despise her.
-
6138.
>Over time, all of those favors are going to add up, and she'll be a respected member of this group again.
-
6139.
>As you've stated many times, it's hard for you to stay mad.
-
6140.
>That being said, you're glad to see her diligently seeking out things to do.
-
6141.
>Luckily, she's already done her time today.
-
6142.
>Currently, the mare is sitting to the right of you.
-
6143.
>Spike, and the Mane 6 are close by as well, save for Rainbow Dash.
-
6144.
>She's up there on the podium, about to receive her award.
-
6145.
>You're all at a stadium in Cloudsdale, present to witness Rainbow receiving her Flier of the Year award.
-
6146.
>A simple spell from Twilight allows those of you without wings to stand on clouds without, y'know, fucking dying.
-
6147.
>And of course, there's an entire sea of ponies in the stands, all of them here for the same ceremony.
-
6148.
"WOOOOO! Go Rainbow Dash!"
-
6149.
>"Can she even hear ya'? This crowd is mighty loud." AJ said, folding her hooves.
-
6150.
"She doesn't have to. I'm still gonna' shout at the top of my lungs."
-
6151.
>"Well, I'm glad you're having fun! This heat is positively killing me!" Rarity sighed, sweating up a storm.
-
6152.
>The sun certainly didn't pull any punches this morning.
-
6153.
>While you're unsure if the little rainy season from last week is gone, it's a nice change of pace.
-
6154.
-
6155.
>Granted, one of those rainy days was thanks to Starlight.
-
6156.
>You'd be lying if you said your brain wasn't beginning to associate a rainy day with getting raped.
-
6157.
>Or getting knocked unconscious.
-
6158.
>Wouldn't it be hilarious if rain suddenly started falling?
-
6159.
>The mere idea terrifies you, considering you're surrounded by hundreds of ponies.
-
6160.
"Would you rather deal with a bit of sunlight, or get rained on? Your pick Ray-Ray."
-
6161.
>"I wouldn't be all sweaty in the rain, you know! Ugh..."
-
6162.
>"...When we get back to Ponyville, you're giving me a bath, Anonymous."
-
6163.
"Excuse me? Bathe yourself, smelly."
-
6164.
>"S-Smelly?! I do NOT smell!"
-
6165.
"Keep telling yourself that."
-
6166.
>"Guys, you're going to miss it! Spitfire is on stage!" Twilight spoke up.
-
6167.
>"Looks like they're a little too busy going back and forth." Spike added, his scaly arms behind his head.
-
6168.
"Back and forth? That implies that Ray-Ray over here has a defense for herself."
-
6169.
"Fluttershy, perform sniffs of the mare, if you will."
-
6170.
>"Y-Yes, king." Fluttershy proceeded to lean into the partially glistening mare, before sampling her scent.
-
6171.
>"FLUTTERSHY?!" Rarity shouted, a glint of betrayal in her eyes.
-
6172.
>"Uhh... Anon, did you just command Fluttershy to sniff Rarity?" Starlight questioned, a look of disbelief on her face.
-
6173.
"Yes. Yes, I did."
-
6174.
"Celestia knows I wouldn't do that myself."
-
6175.
"I thought you'd be used to this by now."
-
6176.
>"Every day, you somehow manage to surprise me..." Starlight replied, shaking her head.
-
6177.
>"After s-several sniffs, I've determined that Rarity does in fact smell." Fluttershy reported, relaying her findings to you.
-
6178.
>"D-Darling, I thought we were on the same side!" Rarity had leaned away from Fluttershy, but it was too late.
-
6179.
>The sniffing was complete.
-
6180.
>Mission accomplished.
-
6181.
"Thank you, Fluttershy."
-
6182.
"As always, here is your payment."
-
6183.
>Reaching into your hoodie, you pulled out another small bag with an undisclosed amount of bits, and gave it to her.
-
6184.
>"Thanks, Anon. Bless." Nutter Butter replied, taking her payment.
-
6185.
"Bless."
-
6186.
>"A bit of sweat never did anypony wrong. Y'all spend all day cooped up makin' fancy clothes." AJ joked.
-
6187.
>"Heck, ya' don't hear Twilight complainin', do ya'?"
-
6188.
>"My beautification process has twelve phases, I'll have you know." Rarity replied, getting sassy.
-
6189.
>"It's A LOT of work, but you wouldn't understand; You SKIP baths, you heathen!"
-
6190.
>"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hard work and makeup don't go good together, Rare." AJ retorted, grinning smugly.
-
6191.
>Based Appul Horse.
-
6192.
>"W-Why you..." Rarity hissed, probably thinking of another insult.
-
6193.
>"Just look at Dashie's smile, guys! OOOOOH, I can't WAIT for the afterparty!" Pinkie chimed, struggling to stay still.
-
6194.
>Pinkie's ecstatic voice brought your attention back to the ceremony at hand.
-
6195.
-
6196.
>As Twilight voiced earlier, Spitfire is onstage, about to speak into the microphone.
-
6197.
>"Attention, everypony! I know what you're all here for, and I gotta' say, I'm excited."
-
6198.
>"This is a big occasion, a traditional ceremony, where the citizens of Equestria place their votes..."
-
6199.
>"...Votes for who you all believe the best flier of the year is."
-
6200.
>"But it's a little deeper than that. When you earn that title, you're officially a role model."
-
6201.
>"Somepony that foals and colts will look up to and say - I wanna' be like them when I grow up."
-
6202.
>"It's a massive honor, and it's because of that, that I'm a little jealous."
-
6203.
>"The pegasus standing next to me has shed blood, sweat, tears, and more."
-
6204.
>"Every. Single. Day."
-
6205.
>Your bro is maintaining her composure as best she can, but you can see her nerves.
-
6206.
>It must feel amazing to have Spitfire speak so highly of her.
-
6207.
>"A long time ago, when she started making the rounds, it felt like somepony pulled a rug out from under me."
-
6208.
>"How do you think it feels to have your number one fan surpass you?"
-
6209.
>"It makes you want to try even harder, but even more than that, it makes you proud."
-
6210.
>"So for this year, I'm honored to crown Rainbow Dash, this exceptional pegasus, with this award..."
-
6211.
>"...The Flier of the Year award!"
-
6212.
>Spitfire revealed the aforementioned award, in all of its shiny glory, and placed it around Rainbow's neck.
-
6213.
>Not a moment sooner, the band on stage did their thing, and the other members of the Wonderbolts were released.
-
6214.
>They took to the skies, performing all kinds of synchronized maneuvers and formations in the sky above.
-
6215.
>The crowd went fucking ballistic, they screamed Rainbow's name, and held up all kinds of signs.
-
6216.
>She's got fanboys and fangirls from all over the place now.
-
6217.
"GOOOOO RAINBOOOOOOWWWW! WOOOOOOOOO!"
-
6218.
>There's no way she can hear you, but you're hoping she can at least see you amongst the crowd.
-
6219.
>It's not like you're easy to miss or anything, especially if you stand up.
-
6220.
>Many of the ponies here must be wondering who the weird-looking, tall, hairless monkey screaming his head off is.
-
6221.
>Of course, you don't give half a shit.
-
6222.
>Besides, one of these days, you'll be just as well known.
-
6223.
>Most of your fame is present in Ponyville and Manehattan, but you're an anomaly at best right now.
-
6224.
>Soon, you'll be recognized for great things, and not just because you look funny amongst technicolor horses.
-
6225.
>Still, to think that they allowed Dash to carry that medal around with her a few days before the ceremony.
-
6226.
>You're just as proud of your bro as Spitfire is.
-
6227.
>There's no way she's not hanging that thing up on her wall.
-
6228.
>Then, in that beautiful, celebratory moment, amidst all of the cheering, a wave of unease overtook you.
-
6229.
>It was like the complete opposite of every emotion you've felt in the last five minutes.
-
6230.
>The sensation was nauseating, in fact, and you nearly sat right back down in response.
-
6231.
-
6232.
>Sweat dripped from your brow and your breathing became ragged.
-
6233.
>Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, mom's spaghetti.
-
6234.
>Everything and everypony else carried on as they had been; You were the only one feeling this way.
-
6235.
>To make matters worse, the "lights" turned off, as the sky darkened significantly.
-
6236.
>The sun disappeared completely, being replaced by a blood red moon.
-
6237.
>You haven't been this terrified since Starlight's Level 100 Fire Wizard(TM) demonstration.
-
6238.
>Nopony else seemed to notice any of this happening.
-
6239.
>That was the most terrifying part.
-
6240.
>Out of every soul in this crowd, you seemed to be the only one witnessing this madness.
-
6241.
>And just as it occurred, it abruptly ended.
-
6242.
>The sun is back, it's bright again, the warm light embracing your skin.
-
6243.
>Stunned, you finally sat down, taking it all in.
-
6244.
>That totally just happened.
-
6245.
>Was that some kind of warning?
-
6246.
>Like a fucking doomsday prophecy?
-
6247.
>If it was, why were you the only one to notice it?
-
6248.
>"Anon?"
-
6249.
>Twilight's voice pulled you out of your paranoia-induced stupor, and you turned to face her.
-
6250.
"...Huh?"
-
6251.
>"Let me see your face... you don't look so good. Are you feeling okay?"
-
6252.
>Purple Smart looked over your sorry state with concern.
-
6253.
>Your hands were shaking uncontrollably.
-
6254.
>"Goodness! Come on, let's get you out of this crowd!"
-
6255.
>"I-Is something wrong with Anon?" Fluttershy asked, not yet having seen the dreadful look on your face.
-
6256.
>Once she did, she placed a hoof over her mouth.
-
6257.
>The others took notice, but by then, Twilight pulled you aside to the nearest stadium exit.
-
6258.
>"Excuse me, excuse me, sorry, coming through..."
-
6259.
>She apologized her way through the stands, making ample room for you to walk past.
-
6260.
>Again, this is pretty similar to the way you felt standing amongst Everfree's burning woods.
-
6261.
>Speechless, and at the same time, painfully curious as to why this even happened.
-
6262.
>The purple mare took a moment to pause once the two of you were inside a stadium tunnel.
-
6263.
>"Anon, sit down for me, okay?"
-
6264.
>Wordlessly obeying the small horse, you wasted no time in sitting down.
-
6265.
>That's what you needed right about now, anyways.
-
6266.
>"What happened back there? You're not sick, are you?"
-
6267.
"N-No. I'm... listen, I saw something. In the sky."
-
6268.
"The sky went dark, the sun was gone, and there was this huge... fuck-off red moon..."
-
6269.
"...And just before it happened, I got with this awful nausea."
-
6270.
"That's why my hands won't stop fucking shaking. Christ..."
-
6271.
>"S-Slow down... you said the sun disappeared?"
-
6272.
>"I didn't see anything!"
-
6273.
-
6274.
"Yeah, of course you didn't. Nopony in that entire stadium seemed to."
-
6275.
"If they did, you guys would have heard screams of terror, left and right."
-
6276.
"I think I'm the only one that saw it."
-
6277.
>"Maybe you're just seeing things?"
-
6278.
>"You ate breakfast this morning, right?"
-
6279.
"God, yes, Twilight!"
-
6280.
"Sometimes, I question my sanity, but what I saw was real!"
-
6281.
"Shit, after the whole Starlight incident, I've learned to take stuff like this a bit more seriously..."
-
6282.
>"The sun went dark and got replaced by a red moon... sounds like a solar eclipse."
-
6283.
>"Maybe there's a book with information about something like that."
-
6284.
>"Would it make you feel better if I did some research on that later?"
-
6285.
"Yeah. It would."
-
6286.
"Thanks, Twi."
-
6287.
>You know what you saw, what you experienced, what you felt.
-
6288.
>That was one hundred percent real.
-
6289.
>Even if you were dreaming, you'll still take it as a bad omen.
-
6290.
>How shitty is it that this had to happen today of all days?
-
6291.
"Do you mind heading back to the others, though?"
-
6292.
"I'm going to head over to our little party venue, the one we rented out."
-
6293.
>"Okay, but... are you sure you don't want me to escort you?"
-
6294.
"It's okay, Twi."
-
6295.
"I just got scared, is all. It's not like I'm gonna' die."
-
6296.
>"Hhrrrmm... you say that..."
-
6297.
>Pulling Twilight into a hug, you held her as close as possible.
-
6298.
"I want you to be there for Rainbow when she gets off that stage."
-
6299.
"She's coming to the venue afterwards anyway, so I'll see her then."
-
6300.
"Just... make sure she knows that I was here."
-
6301.
>"Sure."
-
6302.
>Twilight's one-worded response was brief; The mare was too focused on the hug.
-
6303.
>You told her to head back, but at the same time, you want her to stay.
-
6304.
>Stupid sexy nerd.
-
6305.
>"I can't leave if you don't let go of me, Anon."
-
6306.
>Even though she's complaining, you're still rubbing noses with her.
-
6307.
>She doesn't seem to want to leave either, but you let her go regardless.
-
6308.
"Get going, you purple retard."
-
6309.
>Autism Supreme lingered for a moment, before trotting back off to her seat.
-
6310.
>Words were caught in her throat, you could tell.
-
6311.
>She definitely wanted to say something else, but decided against it.
-
6312.
>Another time, perhaps.
-
6313.
>Leaning against the wall, a mighty sigh escaped your lips.
-
6314.
>Time to get up.
-
6315.
-
6316.
>Other than a few odd looks here and there, the trip to the venue has been peaceful and quiet.
-
6317.
>Compared to Ponyville and Manehattan, your name doesn't get around much in Canterlot.
-
6318.
>They know you exist, sure, but this city is full of rich, haughty ponies.
-
6319.
>The "hairless monkey" that occasionally visits is of no concern to them.
-
6320.
>At worst, your presence disrupts the "cultured atmosphere."
-
6321.
>That's something you've actually heard before, directly from one of the stallions here.
-
6322.
>None of that bothers you, of course.
-
6323.
>You won't take insults from animals that walk on all fours and eat hay.
-
6324.
>You're well aware of who the REAL apex predator is.
-
6325.
>If only these miniature horses knew how absolutely ruthless humans can be.
-
6326.
>Bad, bad, not good.
-
6327.
>Not you, though.
-
6328.
>Just humans in general.
-
6329.
>You're a benevolent, caring human.
-
6330.
>Good, good, not bad.
-
6331.
>The venue, funnily enough, is right next to Canterlot Castle.
-
6332.
>You couldn't possibly miss it.
-
6333.
>It's not REALLY right next to it, but it's very close.
-
6334.
>And despite the close proximity to the largest structure in the city, the building itself is simple.
-
6335.
>You simply walk inside, and are greeted by tables, chairs, signs, decorations, and blue lighting.
-
6336.
>There's a kitchen in the back, but there's a good chance you might not end up using it.
-
6337.
>When you rented this place for the day, the plan was to order peetzer.
-
6338.
>Lots and lots of peetzer.
-
6339.
>As much as you'd love to cook for everypony, more than just the Mane 6 will be eating, obviously.
-
6340.
>Not to mention the fact that you're still a chef in training.
-
6341.
>You know how to cook, and what NOT to do when cooking well enough to not poison anypony.
-
6342.
>And you make a damn good peetzer, yes, but it can't just be "good."
-
6343.
>It has to be flawless.
-
6344.
>Dash deserves the best on a day like this.
-
6345.
>On that note, the order should be arriving within the next few minutes.
-
6346.
>Everything is already paid for.
-
6347.
>Your instructions were to drop the order off at the venue fifteen minutes before 1:00 PM.
-
6348.
>1:00 PM being the "scheduled" time the award ceremony is supposed to end.
-
6349.
>For now, you took a seat at one of the nearest tables, before putting your head down.
-
6350.
>The harrowing visage of that almost apocalyptic, bloody moon refuses to leave your thoughts.
-
6351.
>Your skin is crawling just thinking about it.
-
6352.
-
6353.
>All of a sudden, your gut turned due to a sudden bout of nausea.
-
6354.
>It's happening again.
-
6355.
>Your knees are knocking together out of fear and you can't think straight.
-
6356.
>Before the painstaking sensation reached its climax, you opened your eyes.
-
6357.
>It may have been blue inside the building, but a nightmarish tint of red spilled in through the window.
-
6358.
"...Huh?"
-
6359.
>Bullshit.
-
6360.
>There's no fucking way.
-
6361.
>Is that damned moon back again?
-
6362.
>Part of you wants to sit still and pretend nothing is wrong.
-
6363.
>Strangely enough, the nausea has subsided.
-
6364.
>Of course, the last thing on your mind currently was your own wellbeing.
-
6365.
>You're worried about everypony else.
-
6366.
>Hopping out of your chair, you peered into the sky above through the nearest window.
-
6367.
>This bizarre darkness is sustained now, and hasn't gone away yet.
-
6368.
>Twilight noted that your description is reminiscent of a solar eclipse, and she's not wrong.
-
6369.
>However, that implies that the sun's light is being obstructed.
-
6370.
>This is something else entirely.
-
6371.
>The sun is outright fucking gone.
-
6372.
>What should you do now?
-
6373.
>Sitting around and waiting in the midst of this won't accomplish anything.
-
6374.
>It may be time to Chad(TM) up.
-
6375.
>Celestia and Luna might know what's going on.
-
6376.
>And even if they don't, help is help.
-
6377.
>If shit hits the fan for whatever reason, you're not defenseless.
-
6378.
>You've got your wits, the soil beneath your feet, and a few other handy tools at your disposal.
-
6379.
>For a few days now, you've been carrying around small seeds and saplings.
-
6380.
>Opening up your trusty satchel, you can see that you're a little low at the moment.
-
6381.
>That should only matter when you're indoors, or in a place where plant-life is absent.
-
6382.
>Either way, you're currently holding about five seeds.
-
6383.
>You'd have more if Twilight wasn't so insistent on having little "tests" here and there, even when you're travelling.
-
6384.
>While you were busy mustering up the courage to head outside, the sound of hoofsteps caught your attention.
-
6385.
>They're getting closer.
-
6386.
>And closer, and closer, and closer.
-
6387.
>With baited breath, you ducked away from the window, hiding out of sight.
-
6388.
>Maybe it's the others?
-
6389.
>Or could it be some random passerby?
-
6390.
>Is the delivery pony here?
-
6391.
>Who the fuck is it?
-
6392.
-
6393.
>They were about to enter the venue.
-
6394.
>Not a single word has come out of their mouth.
-
6395.
>You'd like to call them a nighttime visitor, but it's not really nighttime, is it?
-
6396.
>"I know you're in here, Anon..."
-
6397.
>And just like that, their silence was broken.
-
6398.
>But you're even more confused now, because you're pretty damn sure that was Twilight.
-
6399.
>That was confirmed not a moment later as Twiggle Spiggle entered inside to your left.
-
6400.
>Something was wrong, though.
-
6401.
>Very, very wrong.
-
6402.
>One, you don't quite like the tone of her voice, or what she just said in general.
-
6403.
>Two, her appearance is drastically different, so much so that you wonder if this is actually her.
-
6404.
>Her coat was a slightly darker shade, her mane and tail were just a tad bit unkempt, spiky, even.
-
6405.
>Those alicorn wings look more like bat wings, the same applies to her ears.
-
6406.
>The mare's eyes were blood red, and those horsey chompers of hers have become bonafide fangs.
-
6407.
>This is ringing more than a few bells.
-
6408.
>Has Twilight turned into some kind of vampire pony?
-
6409.
>It's a miracle she hasn't spotted you yet.
-
6410.
>As one would imagine, those ears must be extremely sensitive, so it's best not to move a single muscle.
-
6411.
>This red moon and Purple Smart's new features HAVE to be linked; It wouldn't make sense otherwise.
-
6412.
>You've figured that glimpse of the red moon at the stadium was some kind of a warmup for things to come.
-
6413.
>It's really doing its thing now, that's for sure.
-
6414.
>"...I need a mate. And so do you."
-
6415.
>"Can't you feel the moon?"
-
6416.
"HUH?!"
-
6417.
>Your hands hurriedly clasped over your mouth, but the damage has already been done.
-
6418.
>You've fucked yourself.
-
6419.
>In an instant, Vampire Twi turned on a dime to face you.
-
6420.
>"There you are!"
-
6421.
>"Now come here, quit playing hard to get already!"
-
6422.
>"Don't you love me?"
-
6423.
>Shit, shit, SHIT.
-
6424.
"T-Twi, what the hell are you talking about?"
-
6425.
"Do you even hear yourself?"
-
6426.
>"It's our job to bear offspring."
-
6427.
>"J-Just think of the history our foals will make!"
-
6428.
>Oh god.
-
6429.
>She's drooling just from looking at you.
-
6430.
>Truly, this is the opposite of good.
-
6431.
>You so badly wanted to run for the hills, but you couldn't move.
-
6432.
>Her gaze wouldn't let you.
-
6433.
"H-How many times do I have to tell you horses?!"
-
6434.
"It doesn't work like that!"
-
6435.
-
6436.
>"Perhaps. But under this moon? Anything is possible."
-
6437.
>"My pussy is practically SCREAMING, Anon."
-
6438.
>You're hearing what she's saying, and by Celestia, it's not registering.
-
6439.
>That THING up in the sky is really doing all of this?
-
6440.
>Are you dealing with a Rape Moon(TM)?
-
6441.
>She's totally about to defile you.
-
6442.
"I... I'm not sure if I want our first time to be like this."
-
6443.
>She's right in front of you now, her front hooves are on top of your legs.
-
6444.
>Look the other way.
-
6445.
>LOOK THE OTHER WAY.
-
6446.
>BEDROOM EYES.
-
6447.
>BEDROOM E-
-
6448.
>"Cooperate with me, and the Queen will be pleased."
-
6449.
"Q-Queen? What queen?"
-
6450.
>"I'd like to try out Position #276."
-
6451.
>"Remember? The one where you pick me up and-"
-
6452.
>Yesterday, this absolute sperg showed you some of what she wrote to Starlight and Sunburst.
-
6453.
>There was a detailed, key word, DETAILED list of possible sexual positions.
-
6454.
>And you didn't even see everything, there were hundreds of them, a few of them being incredibly imaginative.
-
6455.
>If you didn't get away from her now, you wouldn't be escaping at all.
-
6456.
"NOPE!"
-
6457.
>You promptly pushed the purple, vampiric nerd off your legs, sending her careening into a table.
-
6458.
>As you rose to your feet, an uncomfortable thought crossed your mind.
-
6459.
>Exactly how many ponies have been turned into vampire rapists?
-
6460.
>Dear Celestia, please don't let it be all of them.
-
6461.
>Should you even bother going to the castle if that's the case?
-
6462.
>"...I didn't want to get forceful, but you're not giving me any choices, Anon!"
-
6463.
>"Looks like it's time for Position #5!"
-
6464.
>You're not even out of the door yet and she's back up already.
-
6465.
>This is officially an emergency.
-
6466.
>You need more time; The last thing you need is Twilight on your tail.
-
6467.
>Also, what the fuck is Position #5?
-
6468.
>Wait.
-
6469.
>WAIT.
-
6470.
>That's the one where you lean against the wall and she...
-
6471.
>OH GOD OH FUCK-
-
6472.
>With scrambling hands, you pulled a seed out of the satchel, clutching it close to your chest.
-
6473.
>Her horn is beginning to glow, so it's now or never.
-
6474.
>You yeeted the seed at Twibat, the embryonic plant booping her right on the nose.
-
6475.
>"Was that it, Mr. Human? Surely, you-"
-
6476.
-
6477.
>The seed shook about violently, before glowing a brilliant green hue.
-
6478.
>If anypony knew the drill here, it was you, so your eyes are already closed.
-
6479.
>A loud resounding FLASH filled the air, followed by a panicked scream from Twibat Spergle.
-
6480.
>That's your queue to get going.
-
6481.
>Even more powerful than your patented Stump Strike(TM), is your signature Plant Bang(TM).
-
6482.
>You've finally learned how to use it on purpose, albeit in a different way.
-
6483.
>Starlight and Sunburst are the only two ponies to have been on the receiving end of it.
-
6484.
>So luckily for you, Twiggles didn't know what to expect because you've never told her about it.
-
6485.
>It looks like a hellish nightmare outside, but that's not going to stop you.
-
6486.
>Nowadays, you're fast enough to give Rainbow a run for her money.
-
6487.
>Not really, but you're still fast as fuck.
- 6488.
-
6489.
>With this Rape Moon(TM) as your witness, you're going to make it to this castle unscathed.
-
6490.
>Or maybe you won't, because there's a small crowd of ponies around that are all glaring at you.
-
6491.
>Despite how amazing your flashbang is, it's the exact opposite of a stealth move.
-
6492.
>Each of these ponies' features are similar to Twilight's, scraggly manes, bat wings, and red eyes.
-
6493.
>Save for the stallions, all of them seem to be normal.
-
6494.
>In fact, they look just as scared as you, they're probably in danger of being molested as well.
-
6495.
>When all of this is over, if it ever does end, there's going to be A LOT of pregnancies.
-
6496.
>"DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!"
-
6497.
>One of the many background mares shouted, essentially commanding every nearby female to dogpile on you.
-
6498.
>This changes everything.
-
6499.
"G-Get away from me!"
-
6500.
>Running from a single rapist is one thing, but an entire army of them?
-
6501.
>Potentially hundreds of horny mares?
-
6502.
>You demand to speak with life's manager; This is unfair treatment.
-
6503.
>If they catch you, you're going to become a father.
-
6504.
>They WILL take turns with you.
-
6505.
>While that may be the hottest thing of all time, there's something very, very wrong going on.
-
6506.
>You just pray that you're not the only one capable of doing anything about it.
-
6507.
>For now, you need answers, so Twilight and all of these cum-hungry mares will have to wait until later.
-
6508.
>Looking over your shoulder, a few of them appear to be gaining on you.
-
6509.
>It's like a stampede of horse pussy.
-
6510.
>You're gunning it through Canterlot at around 6 meters per second, but they don't seem to care.
-
6511.
>Why are they so fucking fast?
-
6512.
-
6513.
>Change of plans, you struck a hard left and dove for the alleyways.
-
6514.
>You can't afford to bring all these mares with you on the main path to the castle.
-
6515.
>After finding sufficient cover, you laid your hands onto the soft soil beneath you.
-
6516.
>Several large growths of ivy soon covered you like a blanket, efficiently hiding you from sight.
-
6517.
>Now it's time to sit and wait.
-
6518.
>As you expected, most of them ran right past you, with some of them stopping to look around.
-
6519.
>You're a goddamn genius; Their ankles have been broken.
-
6520.
>Or their fetlocks.
-
6521.
>Whatever horse ankles are called, you're not sure.
-
6522.
>Peeking through the ivy, nopony seemed to in the alleyway with you.
-
6523.
>These bat ponies are screeching, clicking their tongues, making all kinds of noises.
-
6524.
>Regardless, the coast should be clear.
-
6525.
>Thank Celestia you escaped.
-
6526.
>Position #5 would have ruined you.
-
6527.
>Getting tossed back and forth by a crowd of mares would've been even worse.
-
6528.
>That Plant Bang(TM) must have done a number on Twi.
-
6529.
>You hope she's okay, the poor vampiric thing.
-
6530.
>Maybe getting fucked against a wall wouldn't have been so bad.
-
6531.
>Were it not for the whole foal thing.
-
6532.
>Or the whole red moon turning ponies into mate-hunting batpones.
-
6533.
>It warms your heart that the first thing Twibat did was look for you.
-
6534.
>She's so fucking loyal, holy shit.
-
6535.
>You're going to marry that horse one day.
-
6536.
>But that's not going to happen for years to come.
-
6537.
>Taking it slow is a good thing.
-
6538.
>A shrill hiss echoed through the alleyway, the sudden noise scaring you half to death.
-
6539.
>One of those batmares just circled back.
-
6540.
>"Stupid mate... quit hiding and come out already!"
-
6541.
>Man, you've got to stop monologuing.
-
6542.
>She would've alerted the entire street if she caught you.
-
6543.
>There's Rape Fields(TM) all around you; This is no time for idle thoughts.
-
6544.
>But you should be square to pay Celestia and Luna a visit now.
-
6545.
>Now that there isn't an army of bat-mares hounding you down, it's a lot safer.
-
6546.
>Gotta' keep the volume down, though.
-
6547.
>Sneaking out of the alleyway, you stealthily made your way up to the castle.
-
6548.
-
6549.
>Before you could enter the castle premises, a roadblock has already presented itself.
-
6550.
>Literally.
-
6551.
>You've all but forgotten about Canterlot Castle's gate.
-
6552.
>There's not a single royal guard in sight as far as you can tell.
-
6553.
>They're probably too busy getting sexually assaulted.
-
6554.
>Anyways, you're not about to let a gate stop you.
-
6555.
>What would be the easiest way for you to get past this?
-
6556.
>You're going to scream internally if the royal sisters got turned into batpones.
-
6557.
>Either way, you need answers from somepony.
-
6558.
>Twilight mentioned something about a queen.
-
6559.
>Could she have been referencing Sunbutt?
-
6560.
>You won't learn anything standing out here under this stupid Rape Moon(TM).
-
6561.
>After a bit of brainstorming, perhaps your ticket is over, not past.
-
6562.
>You need something to scale the gate in its entirety, and you've got just the thing.
-
6563.
>Using one of your trusty seeds, the plan is to grow a rope.
-
6564.
>Or in plant terms, a vine.
-
6565.
>After this, you'll be down to three seeds.
-
6566.
>Hopefully shit doesn't hit the fan once you're inside.
-
6567.
>Pointing the seed to the top of the gate, the little guy started trembling.
-
6568.
>This will be a new trick for you. so it might not come out "perfect" the first time.
-
6569.
>Suddenly, a long, tendril-like vine shot out of the seed.
-
6570.
>It's not enough for it to simply drape over the gate, so you'll need to fasten it, and quick.
-
6571.
>THIS is something you know how to do with ease.
-
6572.
>Controlling the head of the vine like a snake, you coiled the sumbitch' around a spike atop the gate.
-
6573.
>Now all you need to do is climb.
-
6574.
>This thing had better not snap on you.
-
6575.
>One, two, one, two, one, two...
-
6576.
>With a bit of arm and legwork, you made it to the top.
-
6577.
>So now, you just pull the vine up here with you, and-
-
6578.
>"H-Hi, Anon."
-
6579.
>Is that vampire Fluttershy?
-
6580.
>"Umm... what are you doing?"
-
6581.
>Yeah, that's vampire Fluttershy.
-
6582.
"HOLY SHI-"
-
6583.
>Your balance is failing, dear Celestia.
-
6584.
>Looks like this is how you die.
-
6585.
"No, no, no... NOOOOOOOOO-"
-
6586.
>Your overly dramatic screams were cut short as something broke your fall.
-
6587.
>Actually, the culprit appears to have been a somepony.
-
6588.
>Nutter Butter caught you.
-
6589.
>This is really fucking awkward.
-
6590.
"Uh..."
-
6591.
-
6592.
>"Y-You've gotta' be careful, Anon!"
-
6593.
>"You were so high up!"
-
6594.
"Well, I was in the middle of coming down!"
-
6595.
"Safely, of course!"
-
6596.
"Until YOU decided to scare the living daylights out of me!"
-
6597.
>Flutterbat released you from her exceptionally strong hooves, dropping you on your feet.
-
6598.
>"Sorry."
-
6599.
"Be more assertive, Flutterbat..."
-
6600.
"...Wait, on second thought, forget I said that."
-
6601.
>"O-Okay."
-
6602.
"HNNNNNGGGGHHHH"
-
6603.
>Curse these equines and their very specifically timed, uncanny obedience.
-
6604.
>It's adorable.
-
6605.
"By the way... mind explaining why you're not mericilessly shagging me right now?"
-
6606.
"Every mare I've seen since the moon showed up has turned into some kind of rape vampire."
-
6607.
"Kinda' like you. Except you're docile right now."
-
6608.
>"My will is too strong."
-
6609.
"Impressive."
-
6610.
"I underestimated you, Flutterbat."
-
6611.
>"Please, call me b-bitch."
-
6612.
"You and I both know I'm not calling you that."
-
6613.
>Flutterbat's gaze turned to the ground, a sad look upon her features.
-
6614.
>Why does she have to be so transparent?
-
6615.
>Just this once, you'll cave in.
-
6616.
"Bitch."
-
6617.
>"H-HNNNNNNGHHHH-"
-
6618.
>And there goes the mare juice.
-
6619.
>Excellent.
-
6620.
>"D-Does calling me a bitch turn you on?"
-
6621.
"No, not really."
-
6622.
"But it is fascinating how you secrete juices like it's some kind of biological defense mechanism."
-
6623.
>"Wanna' me see me do it again?"
-
6624.
"I'm good."
-
6625.
>She turned around, presenting you with her currently winking, Limited Bat Edition Horse Pussy(TM).
-
6626.
"I said I'm..."
-
6627.
>"Hhhnnngh..."
-
6628.
>Why.
-
6629.
>Just why.
-
6630.
>It got on your fucking shoe.
-
6631.
"There's a world where I'm dating you instead of Twilight."
-
6632.
>A third round of mare juices was promptly released; You should just stop talking.
-
6633.
"But it's not this one, because you do shit like this."
-
6634.
-
6635.
>Turning away from the stupid, orgasming Flutterbat, your attention was placed on the castle entrance.
-
6636.
>Right now, the two of you are inside the courtyard, just past the gate you climbed and fell off of.
-
6637.
"So I couldn't ask Twilight this, but... do you know what happened to the others?"
-
6638.
"AJ, Rarity, Pinkie, Rainbow... Starlight. Even Spike."
-
6639.
"No doubt they all got swept up in this, and I'm worried you might be the only one who resisted the moon."
-
6640.
"Twi couldn't, so my hopes aren't too high."
-
6641.
>"Anypony that wasn't a stallion transformed when the red moon came."
-
6642.
>"Everypony started f-fucking. Whether the stallions liked it or not."
-
6643.
>"I don't think you understand how much sex was happening at that stadium..."
-
6644.
>"...So much hot, sweaty-"
-
6645.
"I'd prefer it if you didn't go into detail."
-
6646.
>"...Anyways, nopony in our group seemed to want any of the random stallions."
-
6647.
"Oh fuck. They're all looking for me, aren't they?"
-
6648.
>"Most of them are, I think, but not Rarity."
-
6649.
>"She tried to get ahold of Spike."
-
6650.
"And?"
-
6651.
>"There was too much chaos for me to really tell, but I think he ran away."
-
6652.
"Based dragon bro. I knew he wouldn't fall victim to feminine wiles so easily."
-
6653.
"So I'm gonna' assume you came here looking for answers."
-
6654.
>"Yeah, I did! How'd you know?"
-
6655.
"Since your mental state isn't being affected, you're not a part of the hivemind."
-
6656.
"Which means you don't know what's going on here."
-
6657.
>"G-Gosh, you're so smart, Anon."
-
6658.
"I've seen enough movies as a kid to understand this much."
-
6659.
"What I want to know is... where did that red moon come from?"
-
6660.
"Did it show up on its own, or did something MAKE it appear?"
-
6661.
"Twilight said something about a queen to me earlier, so I'm guessing it's the second option."
-
6662.
>"Do you think the queen is-"
-
6663.
"Celestia? That thought already crossed my mind."
-
6664.
"That's why I'm here now, so I can maybe find out."
-
6665.
"You came here hoping the princesses were unaffected, or...?"
-
6666.
>"Actually, I saw you running away from that crowd earlier, s-so I followed you."
-
6667.
"Couldn't have picked a worse time to get my attention, either."
-
6668.
>"Sorry again..."
-
6669.
"It's okay, you small yellow horse."
-
6670.
>You proceeded to pet the absolute shit out of Flutterbat.
-
6671.
>She's such a good pony.
-
6672.
>Good ponies deserve wholesome treatment.
-
6673.
"Who's a good bat, hmm? You are!"
-
6674.
"Such a cute widdle bat!"
-
6675.
>"P-Pull my tail while you-"
-
6676.
>You took Flutterbat into your arms, carrying her away, and stopping her from finishing that thought.
-
6677.
"I'm gonna' cut you off there. Let's go pay those sisters a visit, yeah?"
-
6678.
-
6679.
>It's eerily quiet in here and you haven't seen a single soul yet.
-
6680.
>You joked about it earlier, but perhaps all of the guards DID end up running for their lives.
-
6681.
>Or more accurately, their cocks.
-
6682.
>Maybe both.
-
6683.
>Talk about abandoning your post.
-
6684.
>You and Flutterbat have been conversing like none of this is even happening.
-
6685.
>Wouldn't that be nice if that were the case?
-
6686.
>The plan was to attend the ceremony for Rainbow, have a nice party, and sleep in a fancy hotel.
-
6687.
>Only one of those has happened so far, and you're not happy about that.
-
6688.
>"...she wasn't cooperating with me, so I broke in and forced her."
-
6689.
"Forced her? What the hell did you do?"
-
6690.
>"I sat on her face."
-
6691.
"God. Were you under the influence of the Tree Who Shall Not Be Named during that?"
-
6692.
>"No..."
-
6693.
"I've been trying to get her to tell me what you did for a few days now."
-
6694.
"Now I see why she didn't want to say anything. Poor Trixie."
-
6695.
"The mare can barely handle embarrassment."
-
6696.
"That's exactly why I love embarrassing her."
-
6697.
>"Can you embarrass me? P-Publicly, please."
-
6698.
"No."
-
6699.
>"S-Spank me."
-
6700.
"When you get going, you really don't stop."
-
6701.
>"I-I'm leaking, Anon."
-
6702.
"And I'm about to toss you over a balcony."
-
6703.
>"You're gonna t-t-toss me?"
-
6704.
"Oh my fu... that's NOT what I mean."
-
6705.
>"HHHnnNNNNngh... fuck..."
-
6706.
>There she goes again.
-
6707.
>Aaaaand it's all over you.
-
6708.
"I don't like you."
-
6709.
"You might THINK I like you, but I don't."
-
6710.
>"K-Kiss me, goddamnit."
-
6711.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa... watch the language, Flutterbat."
-
6712.
"Don't use the lord's name in vain."
-
6713.
>"But you say that all the time..."
-
6714.
"Yeah, it's okay for me to say it. Not you, though."
-
6715.
"Be a better horse. Bless."
-
6716.
>"B-Bless."
-
6717.
>"So... wanna' make out?"
-
6718.
>This is a certified bat moment.
-
6719.
"I'll drop you on your head, I swear."
-
6720.
-
6721.
>Before long, you both made it to the throne room.
-
6722.
>Ominously, the door was closed.
-
6723.
>You can't even peek to see what's going on without alerting whoever's in there.
-
6724.
>But you're not a pussy, you came here with confrontation in mind, good or bad.
-
6725.
>As it stands, you're the one in danger here, and Flutterbat is a disobeyer of the queen.
-
6726.
>Which means that she should stay outside the throne room just in case things go bad.
-
6727.
>The last time you had a third party hidden in waiting to support you, it didn't work.
-
6728.
>Hopefully it works out this time around.
-
6729.
>Of course, it'd be nice if, y'know, the rulers of Equestria HAVEN'T been turned into bats.
-
6730.
>You're not holding out hope for that, so you'll just ask for answers and take what you can get.
-
6731.
"Alright, Flutterbat."
-
6732.
"Here's the plan."
-
6733.
>"I-I'm listening..."
-
6734.
>She nodded her head, those big red eyes glued to you as you held her like a baby.
-
6735.
"I'll go in, see what's up, try and learn something while I'm in there, and then piss off."
-
6736.
"You'll hang out here and listen in on our "talk."
-
6737.
>"How do you know they'll tell you anything?"
-
6738.
"I've got ways, you small yellow horse."
-
6739.
"The art of negotiation, if you will."
-
6740.
"Bartering, if you're so inclined."
-
6741.
>Setting her down on the floor, you reached into your satchel to grab two seeds.
-
6742.
"I've got three seeds left; You're going to hold one of them for me."
-
6743.
>Working a small fraction of life magic on it, it trembled ever so subtly.
-
6744.
"If I scream 'BLESS' while I'm in there, I want you to open the door and throw this in."
-
6745.
"Preferably at the bat horses that would most likely be molesting me, but just do what you can."
-
6746.
"It's pre-cooked to go off; All it needs is a little force."
-
6747.
>"W-What will it do?"
-
6748.
"It's a flash. Whoever's unfortunate enough to look at it gets blinded for a while."
-
6749.
"The damn thing is pretty loud too, so watch your ears."
-
6750.
>"Sounds simple enough..."
-
6751.
"Sick. I'll be going in with this one in my hands, ready to go off when I need it."
-
6752.
"Best case scenario, I get some info on how to stop this madness, and maybe use just one of these."
-
6753.
"Worst case scenario... well... there's a lot of ways this could go south."
-
6754.
"No point in counting the ways."
-
6755.
"If they take me out and you can't save me, I'm relying on you to save Equestria."
-
6756.
"No pressure."
-
6757.
>"S-S-Save E-Equestria...?"
-
6758.
"Let's hope it won't come to that. Good luck."
-
6759.
-
6760.
>Kicking open the door to the throne room, you were met with a peculiar sight.
-
6761.
>Red moonlight is spilling in through the stained glass.
-
6762.
>And there's a fucking dining table in here.
-
6763.
>Not only that, but Batlestia and... whatever Bat Luna's nickname is are currently feasting.
-
6764.
>There's a big, fat turkey.
-
6765.
>And you're not talking about Sunbat.
-
6766.
>The table is stacked with all kinds of food.
-
6767.
>"Greetings, human." Luna greeted you, her eyes shining a deep crimson red.
-
6768.
"Good evening."
-
6769.
>"We've been expecting you." Celestia spoke, before partaking of the turkey.
-
6770.
"Is that so?"
-
6771.
"Am I that predictable?"
-
6772.
>"One might say that I know you better than you know yourself."
-
6773.
"Then you know why I'm here."
-
6774.
"I've come to negotiate."
-
6775.
"Who is this queen I've been hearing about? Is it you?"
-
6776.
"Where did that big, red fucking moon come from?"
-
6777.
>"One question at a time, Anonymous."
-
6778.
>"You haven't even made your case yet."
-
6779.
>"Come. This seat is just for you."
-
6780.
>Sunbat's horn illuminated, her magic surrounding a chair between her and her sister.
-
6781.
>You're not comfortable with being between the both of them, but it's fine.
-
6782.
>That just means a Plant Bang(TM) here will be even more effective.
-
6783.
>The things you do for this country.
-
6784.
"It's only been 4 days, and your ass has gotten bigger, Sunbutt."
-
6785.
"That chair looks like it's struggling."
-
6786.
"Why don't you go on Luna's diet?"
-
6787.
"Her butt's been getting bigger too, but it's not CERTAINLY nothing like yours."
-
6788.
>"You're quite observant." Luna giggled, tapping your shoulder with a hoof.
-
6789.
>"Dost thou make it a point to ogle at flanks?"
-
6790.
>"We appreciate thy honesty, regardless."
-
6791.
"We, as in both of you, or we, as in you?"
-
6792.
>"We as in us."
-
6793.
"Ok."
-
6794.
>This conversation is fairly par for the course.
-
6795.
>Are they actually in hivemind mode, or...?
-
6796.
>"It is only natural for you to recognize our beauty, Anonymous." Sunbat chimed, smiling warmly.
-
6797.
>"Perhaps... courtship is in order." Luna asked, with bedroom eyes that you're having difficulties avoiding.
-
6798.
>Yep, they're in hivemind mode.
-
6799.
>Celestia would never accept your insults so easily.
-
6800.
>Especially if you commented on the growing size of her pudgy haunches.
-
6801.
>And Luna can be a tease, but she usually isn't this forthcoming about her attraction to you.
-
6802.
>If she even is attracted to you, of course.
-
6803.
-
6804.
>Anyway, it's happening again.
-
6805.
>You're being distracted.
-
6806.
>The way you phrase this upcoming question is extremely important.
-
6807.
>If at all possible, you'd like to get the information you need, bang this flash, and skedaddle.
-
6808.
>Giving them what they want first isn't favorable, but it depends on what their demands are.
-
6809.
>Perhaps lowering their guard by putting forth an offer they can't refuse will work.
-
6810.
"Tell me what I want to know, and you'll BOTH have my kids."
-
6811.
"No resistance, no fighting. Is that fair?"
-
6812.
>"I accept those terms... but I will not be satisfied with just one child." Celestia added.
-
6813.
>"I've always wanted quadruplets. Will that be a problem?"
-
6814.
"N-No. No, it won't."
-
6815.
>It most certainly is a fucking problem, but you won't say that it is.
-
6816.
>Your palms are so sweaty; You might set off the Plant Bang(TM) through moisture alone.
-
6817.
>"Not that it matters. We're not going to take no for an answer, Anonymous."
-
6818.
"I-I see..."
-
6819.
>Both of them are leaning uncomfortably close to your face.
-
6820.
>You need an adult.
-
6821.
>"We have heard many a tale from Twilight Sparkle. I'm curious to see if they're true." Luna said.
-
6822.
>Starlight wasn't the only mare she's been sending those letters to?
-
6823.
>That fucking autist just can't shut up about you, can she?
-
6824.
>"To start, I am not the queen. That would be..."
-
6825.
>With baited breath, you anxiously awaited the namedrop.
-
6826.
>"...Queen Chrysalis."
-
6827.
>"She summoned this moon, and it's responsible for our transformations."
-
6828.
>It took a moment for that one to register.
-
6829.
"...HUH?"
-
6830.
>Chrysalis?
-
6831.
>That bug bitch that Twilight told you about?
-
6832.
>She's the one who caused all of this?
-
6833.
>Everything Purple Smart mentioned had nothing to do with bats, red moons, or looking for mates.
-
6834.
>So when did all of THIS come into play?
-
6835.
>Maybe she realized her previous strategy wasn't cutting it, so she became a vampire queen?
-
6836.
>She apparently lost all of her underlings because they realized consensual love is overpowered.
-
6837.
"Where is she now? I'd like to meet her."
-
6838.
>"Would you now? You can find her in Ponyville."
-
6839.
>"She has... borrowed Twilight's castle, if you will."
-
6840.
>By god, that means things are even worse over there in Ponyville.
-
6841.
>You hope everypony is alright.
-
6842.
>Lyra, Sassy, Bon-Bon, Trixie, Minuette, Vinyl...
-
6843.
>Now that you know who's behind all this and where they are, your job here is finished.
-
6844.
>The seed is trembling inside of your right palm, just waiting to be "detonated."
-
6845.
-
6846.
>If you could save Equestria WITHOUT cumming inside these two, that'd be swell.
-
6847.
>Again, most of the time, you aren't grossly offended by the idea of fucking any of these horses.
-
6848.
>But you'd like to be the one who makes that call, your body, your choice.
-
6849.
>"I would like to go first, sister. If you don't mind." Sunbat stated, getting out of her chair.
-
6850.
>"We do not. We only ask that that thou make it quick, for we tend to be... impatient at times." Luna replied.
-
6851.
>"I've been wanting to savor this human for the longest time, Luna. I'm afraid I cannot honor that request."
-
6852.
>This is totally not good.
-
6853.
>"Very well. We shall wait to the best of our abilities." Luna compromised, eagerly awaiting her turn.
-
6854.
>"You don't plan to rut me in that chair, do you, Anonymous?" Celestia asked, urging you to get up.
-
6855.
>Your heart is pounding out of your chest right now.
-
6856.
>With an arm to stabilize your shaky, anxious nerves, you stood out of the chair.
-
6857.
>And you stood up STRAIGHT into horse tongue.
-
6858.
>That's just great.
-
6859.
>Once you understood what was happening, the shock almost caused you to pull away.
-
6860.
>You're not ready to bang the flash just yet.
-
6861.
>Messing this up means having to reach for another seed, or worse, becoming an early father.
-
6862.
>Would they give birth to humans, ponies, or a satyr, though?
-
6863.
>You shouldn't be asking yourself that question, but you need a distraction from this kiss.
-
6864.
"Uuughh...OOCK-"
-
6865.
>YOUR THROAT.
-
6866.
>OH GOD-
-
6867.
>Pulling away from Sunbat's snout, you coughed profusely, rubbing your poor esophagus.
-
6868.
"Fu... FUCK! Too... too deep!"
-
6869.
>"Hahahaha..."
-
6870.
>She's laughing.
-
6871.
>You almost choked on her tongue, and she's laughing.
-
6872.
>"...Think of that as revenge for slapping my rear."
-
6873.
"You're still on that, you petty little..."
-
6874.
>"Shall we continue?" Sunbat asked, spinning around to point her celestial white ass at you.
-
6875.
>Her tail smacked you in the face, not very hard, of course, considering the thing is soft like silk.
-
6876.
>Holy shit.
-
6877.
>The Super Mega Ultra Almighty God-Like Primordial Sanctified Supreme True Ponut(TM).
-
6878.
>And beneath it, lies the Founder's Edition Horse Pussy(TM).
-
6879.
>Of all the moments, this one is certified.
-
6880.
>Like a demon possessing you, her body lured you in with temptation.
-
6881.
>Resting a hand against her flanks, you shook your head.
-
6882.
>Luna will get flashed, no doubt, but Sunbat HAS to look back at you for this to work.
-
6883.
>You've got to get her attention without being suspicious.
-
6884.
>By now, you were fully massaging her rump with your left hand.
-
6885.
>"No need to be shy, Anonymous. Why use only one hand?" Sunbat asked, looking back at you.
-
6886.
>FUCK, IT'S SO SOFT-
-
6887.
>Anon Jr. is positively losing it.
-
6888.
>"S-Sorry, I'm a little nervous..."
-
6889.
-
6890.
>It's go time.
-
6891.
>Tossing the seed into the air, you set it off using your life magic, and closed your eyes.
-
6892.
>Much like the time your entire body flashbanged Starlight, it was ludicrously loud.
-
6893.
>Beggars can't be choosers, though; It's not like it'll make you deaf.
-
6894.
>The royal sisters shouted in pain before collapsing onto the ground.
-
6895.
>That flash had some extra "sauce" to it, not enough to really hurt them, but enough to guarantee your escape.
-
6896.
>With the speed of Blue Fast, you darted towards the exit.
-
6897.
>You're home-fucking-free.
-
6898.
>Once again, you're a goddamn genius.
-
6899.
>Now you just need to escape before they pursue you.
-
6900.
"Flutterbat! Mission accomplished, let's get the hell out of he-"
-
6901.
>BANG
-
6902.
"S-SHIT!"
-
6903.
>"AGH! A-AGAIN?!"
-
6904.
>That was Twilight's voice just now.
-
6905.
>Literally what is happening?
-
6906.
>You just got hit by your own Plant Bang(TM) with open eyes.
-
6907.
>You can't see a fucking thing.
-
6908.
>Everything is white.
-
6909.
>"Anon, t-this way! Hurry!" In your blind stupor, Flutterbat urged you to follow her.
-
6910.
>A hoof wrapped around your hand, and you tried your best to keep up with her.
-
6911.
"God, what just happened?!"
-
6912.
>"Twilight showed up, so I flashed her! S-She took me by surprise!"
-
6913.
"Wow, that's great!"
-
6914.
"I'm so glad you just so happened to throw it when I left the throne room!"
-
6915.
>This is how it feels for Plant Bang(TM) victims.
-
6916.
>It sucks.
-
6917.
>"A-And another thing! I don't think Twilight is the only one here!"
-
6918.
"WHAT?!"
-
6919.
>The situation has gone from salvageable, to perfect, to dogshit.
-
6920.
>Horseshit, if you feel so inclined.
-
6921.
>After turning a corner, your eyesight had slowly begun to return.
-
6922.
>You could only see basic shapes, and that's it.
-
6923.
>Assuming this is accurate for how long the blindness lasts, not all is lost.
-
6924.
>Twibat should still be stunned from that.
-
6925.
"Hey! What makes you so sure it's not just her?"
-
6926.
>"I heard them, Anon!"
-
6927.
"God..."
-
6928.
>Unfortunately, she couldn't warn you about any of this beforehand.
-
6929.
>That would've ruined your chances of getting the information you needed and she understood that.
-
6930.
>Smart horse.
-
6931.
"...We've gotta' get to Ponyville! Chrysalis is back and she's huddled up in Twilight's castle!"
-
6932.
>"C-CHRYSALIS?!"
-
6933.
"Crazy, isn't it?!"
-
6934.
-
6935.
>"Step aside, Fluttershy!"
-
6936.
>Flutterbat stopped dead in her tracks in response to a voice.
-
6937.
>A voice that you can guarantee belonged to Rarity.
-
6938.
>Raribat, if you will.
-
6939.
"Oh... fuck!"
-
6940.
"Rarity?!"
-
6941.
"I thought you said she went after Spike!"
-
6942.
>"I think she got him already!"
-
6943.
>The blindness has almost fully wore off; Details are visible once again.
-
6944.
>A red-eyed "vampiric" Fashion Horse(TM) is blocking your path.
-
6945.
>She's wearing a little cloak that makes her look like Dracula.
-
6946.
>That's fucking hilarious.
-
6947.
>"You do understand this is treason against the queen, correct?" Raribat inquired, stepping closer.
-
6948.
>"How are your eyes, Anon? Can you see?"
-
6949.
"Yeah, it's coming back to me..."
-
6950.
>"T-Then run for it!"
-
6951.
"Like... RUN run?"
-
6952.
>"RUN RUN!"
-
6953.
"Welp."
-
6954.
>Right as you attempted to take off past Discount Dracula(TM), her magic stopped you dead in your tracks.
-
6955.
>"Not so fast, darling."
-
6956.
"Damnit, Raribat! Lemme' go!"
-
6957.
>"Which would you prefer? Fillies or colts?"
-
6958.
"No. I am NOT fucking you!"
-
6959.
>"Correct. I'll be doing most of the work."
-
6960.
>Oh good heavens.
-
6961.
>This is totally not good.
-
6962.
>Out of nowhere, Flutterbat tackled Raribat to the ground, and now the two of them are rolling around.
-
6963.
>All she needed was a distraction, it seems.
-
6964.
>Galaxy brain horse.
-
6965.
>Raribat's horn activated again and again, but Flutterbat wasn't having any of it.
-
6966.
>"J-Just... sit STILL ALREADY!"
-
6967.
>And with that, she is now comfortably seated upon Raribat's face.
-
6968.
>"MMmmpph... mmmMMMMPPHH!"
-
6969.
>"Anon, get going! Twilight will be here any second now!"
-
6970.
"Get going?! But what about-"
-
6971.
>"Escape while you still can, y-you... hnnngh... sexy fucking-"
-
6972.
>Ugh.
-
6973.
>She's leaking again.
-
6974.
>You don't want to be around when Twibat and the two bat sisters turn that corner, so it's time to go.
-
6975.
-
6976.
>What a shame.
-
6977.
>If you had the time, you'd stop to laugh at Raribat.
-
6978.
>She already looked stupid in that cloak, but Flutterbat squirting all over her face is comedy gold.
-
6979.
"Promise me you'll get out of here too, okay?"
-
6980.
>"N-No p-p-p... promises!"
-
6981.
"Fuck... okay! Don't worry, Fluttershy!"
-
6982.
"I've got this!"
-
6983.
>You hate to leave her all by her lonesome, but it must be done.
-
6984.
>With huge steps, you practically jumped down a set of stairs, and didn't stop running for a second.
-
6985.
>Flutterbat's screams could be heard in the distance.
-
6986.
>On second thought, it sounded more like moans than screams.
-
6987.
>What the fuck is going on back there?
-
6988.
>Sure enough, you're not turning back to check.
-
6989.
>How are you going to get all the way from here to Ponyville?
-
6990.
>Every train conductor in Equestria is either long gone, or looking for a mate.
-
6991.
>"Howdy, pardner'."
-
6992.
>Uh-oh.
-
6993.
>After hearing that, you didn't even stop, but you know it's Applebat.
-
6994.
>She came running around a corner from a hallway up ahead, cutting you off directly.
-
6995.
"Seriously?!"
-
6996.
>This is like the dream all over again.
-
6997.
>"Nonny, Nonny! Look at me! I'm a vampire!"
-
6998.
>There goes Pinkbat.
-
6999.
>"C-Come on, Pinkie! Don't let im' get away! AH WANT KIDS!"
-
7000.
>Applebat doesn't appear to be in the greatest condition; She seems fatigued.
-
7001.
>And on top of that, she's sweating up a storm.
-
7002.
>That's extremely tempting.
-
7003.
>However, you still don't want kids.
-
7004.
>You were about to reach for another seed, but that won't cut it.
-
7005.
>If things continue the way they are, Rainbat should be showing up.
-
7006.
>Hell, Batlight could appear as well.
-
7007.
>The sound of whipping wind alerted you to the presence of a third batpone.
-
7008.
>Dark Souls(TM), don't fail now.
-
7009.
>Affter hitting the cleanest dodge roll of all time, you managed to avoid the surprise attack.
-
7010.
>The attack coming from none other than Rainbat.
-
7011.
>The Flier of the Year award is still around her neck.
-
7012.
>Unfortunately for her, you've 100%'ed every From Software(TM) game.
-
7013.
>"D-Darnit! Now's not the time to be cool, bro!"
-
7014.
>"Just lay back and take it!"
-
7015.
>There's no time for celebration.
-
7016.
>Applebat and Pinkbat are rushing you.
-
7017.
>Honestly, this is perfect.
-
7018.
>Getting away from these three all at once really helps your chances if you can manage to hide somewhere.
-
7019.
>Who cares how you get out of this castle, so long as you do?
-
7020.
>You decide to take off running in a random direction.
-
7021.
-
7022.
>This seemed to work, as it confused the Dracula-Pones.
-
7023.
>Jumping and ducking into the second room on the left side of the hall, you shut the door behind you.
-
7024.
>As you expected, they went right past you.
-
7025.
>Excellent.
-
7026.
>You can't rely on plants to save you all the time; Sometimes, you've got to use your brain meat.
-
7027.
>Now all you need to do is-
-
7028.
>Suddenly, a pony teleported into the room with you.
-
7029.
>That pony would be Batlight.
-
7030.
>If you were a fictional character in an RPG, your luck stat would be zero.
-
7031.
>That's not entirely true, but it certainly feels like it right now.
-
7032.
"Oh... shit..."
-
7033.
>"Oh shit, indeed."
-
7034.
>The seed.
-
7035.
>Where's that fucking seed?
-
7036.
>Before you could even reach for it, your arms were restrained with magic.
-
7037.
"Damnit, Batlight!"
-
7038.
"Didn't we just go over this?!"
-
7039.
>"I don't want to share you with anypony else."
-
7040.
>"Not the girls, not the Princesses, not the queen."
-
7041.
>"You're MINE, Anon."
-
7042.
>Batlight tossed you onto the conveniently placed guest room bed, before casually hopping up there with you.
-
7043.
>There's a potted plant in the corner.
-
7044.
>Maybe if you can manipulate it, you can make a-
-
7045.
>It's just been burnt to a crisp.
-
7046.
"C-Come on...!"
-
7047.
>Focusing on the last remaining seed inside the satchel, you sprouted it into a vine.
-
7048.
>The little grass snake quietly wormed its way out, but Batlight was way ahead of you.
-
7049.
>Just before you could bloom a Plant Bang(TM), the vine was turned to ashes.
-
7050.
>Once again, you repeat, this is the epitome of everything that is not good.
-
7051.
"Fight it, Batlight! I know you can do this!"
-
7052.
"If Flutterbat did it, so can you!"
-
7053.
>"Now why would I do that, hmm?"
-
7054.
>She leaned close to your face, prompting you to sink into the mattress in an attempt to make distance.
-
7055.
>You've got to flash, no more excuses.
-
7056.
>The one move that you haven't been able to replicate properly is this one, RIGHT here.
-
7057.
>It's possible, you can do it, you swear on your mom that it can be done.
-
7058.
>Even if you're all out of seeds, you just have to believe.
-
7059.
>But it's not enough to just pull it off, you've got to hit her, hard and fast.
-
7060.
>No, not that kind of hitting.
-
7061.
-
7062.
>A powerful heat rose up from within you, before it exploded.
-
7063.
>And no, not that kind of explosion.
-
7064.
>This seedless flash felt different compared to the first time, it almost burned.
-
7065.
>When you opened your eyes, Batlight had some kind of magical bubble around her head, grinning confidently.
-
7066.
"Fuck."
-
7067.
>"I haven't forgotten, Anon."
-
7068.
>"You won't get me with the same move twice."
-
7069.
"You're lucky we're inside."
-
7070.
"I'd have shoved a stump so far up your pretty little flank by now..."
-
7071.
>"That magic of yours is pretty strong, I'll give you that."
-
7072.
>"I underestimated you the first time."
-
7073.
>How poetic.
-
7074.
>When you needed it most, it didn't do shit.
-
7075.
>May as well do it a second time, it couldn't hurt.
-
7076.
>This is nowhere near as physically taxing as the Stump Strike(TM).
-
7077.
>And flash twice, you did.
-
7078.
>After opening your eyes, you're unsurprised to see that it didn't do anything.
-
7079.
>"Nah. Try again."
-
7080.
>Note to self, the Plant Bang(TM) no longer works on Starlight Glimmer.
-
7081.
"S-So... umm..."
-
7082.
>"So?"
-
7083.
"...Why don't we just pretend none of this happened?"
-
7084.
"Maybe you can teleport me to Ponyville."
-
7085.
>"No can do. Not after what happened last time."
-
7086.
"That's just the hivemind talking."
-
7087.
"I know it's not you."
-
7088.
>"I'm still mad inside, you know."
-
7089.
"T-Tell you what! I'm a reasonable guy..."
-
7090.
"...Get me to Ponyville, and... and... I'll give you rape privileges!"
-
7091.
>"But that's exactly what I'm about to do, sweetie."
-
7092.
>Curse this mare and her rape fetish.
-
7093.
"I won't tell anypony a thing! Not even Twilight!"
-
7094.
"J-Just take the deal! I'll even throw in Fluttershy!"
-
7095.
"And I'll pardon your sentence! I mean, the fate of Equestria is at stake, don't you want to be a hero?"
-
7096.
>"I WANT to be a mother, Anon."
-
7097.
>"And to have hot, rough sex until you can't move anymore, but you already knew that."
-
7098.
>There's one more trick up your sleeve, one that you didn't want to use.
-
7099.
>Batlight isn't leaving you with a choice.
-
7100.
"...Ok."
-
7101.
>She did a double take at that, the mare obviously not expecting you to say such a thing.
-
7102.
"If this is how it ends, then the least I can do is ruin your satisfaction."
-
7103.
"Go on. Fuck me."
-
7104.
"I'll give you ALL the foals you want."
-
7105.
-
7106.
>You have a feeling that her fetish is even stronger than the hivemind.
-
7107.
>This is your last bargaining chip.
-
7108.
>You're all out after this.
-
7109.
>"...HUH?"
-
7110.
>Did she just use your "huh?"
-
7111.
>That's it.
-
7112.
>You're marrying this horse.
-
7113.
>In another timeline, of course.
-
7114.
>This one is reserved for Twalot Spickle.
-
7115.
"Yes, that's it."
-
7116.
"Give in to your base desires."
-
7117.
>"...I-I'll use a cock spell..."
-
7118.
>Jesus H', she's grasping at straws.
-
7119.
>Why the fuck is that even a spell?
-
7120.
>And who invented it?
-
7121.
"Do it."
-
7122.
>You've never bullshat harder in your life.
-
7123.
>There's a limit to how much fire you can play with; This is the limit.
-
7124.
>Luckily for you, she's at war with herself.
-
7125.
>You've got to tip the scales, the only way you know how.
-
7126.
"I'll eat your ass."
-
7127.
>"O-OKAY, OKAY! DEAL!"
-
7128.
>"I'll send you to Ponyville, but I won't forget those promises, Anon."
-
7129.
>Bingo.
-
7130.
>Alright, maybe bingo isn't the word, because you'll regret everything you just bargained over.
-
7131.
>Marecock isn't included in that, right?
-
7132.
"Thanks, Batlight."
-
7133.
>"Don't thank me, you idiot!"
-
7134.
"One more thing! Go see if you can help Flutterbat."
-
7135.
"She's upstairs getting punished for treason, so..."
-
7136.
>"I'll try... just... get outta' here!"
-
7137.
>She hurriedly teleported you STRAIGHT out of Canterlot.
-
7138.
>For a few moments, your entire world was blurry and muddied, before everything became clear again.
-
7139.
>But there's no reason to panic.
-
7140.
>No sir.
-
7141.
>Not at all.
-
7142.
>She definitely didn't send you directly to Twilight's castle.
-
7143.
>Perhaps you should have specified exactly where you wanted to go.
-
7144.
>Thank Celestia you're not in the atrium; Chrysalis may very well be there.
-
7145.
>You're inside Twi's bedroom; Admittedly, this is favorable.
-
7146.
>Reason being that there should be some seeds in here, thanks to Twilight's constant need for "examinations."
-
7147.
-
7148.
>You've got the ammo, and you've got the potential.
-
7149.
>Every single gamble you've made has succeeded.
-
7150.
>Not without losses, of course, but sometimes you've got to hold an L.
-
7151.
>Just like Flutterbat.
-
7152.
>She's probably being defiled in ways that you can't even describe right now.
-
7153.
>Thanks to her sacrifice, you had the opportunity to escape.
-
7154.
>These batpones are ruthless.
-
7155.
>Their leader should be no different, so you're going to need a plan.
-
7156.
>You neglected to ask Sunbat how all of this could be ended.
-
7157.
>At the time, that would've placed unnecessary suspicion on you.
-
7158.
>And because of that, you're just going to ASSUME that knocking her the fuck out will do the trick.
-
7159.
>Because, y'know, power dynamics.
-
7160.
>How could she possibly retain her Vampire Queen(TM) status if she loses in a duel?
-
7161.
>It just wouldn't make sense.
-
7162.
>Other humans haven't made it this far in life because they don't THINK like you do.
-
7163.
>You're in another plane of existence.
-
7164.
>Literally and figuratively.
-
7165.
>Besides, what other course of action is there to take?
-
7166.
>There's probably an entire legion of cock-hungry mares outside, some of them being your best friends.
-
7167.
>The safest bet is to end this right here, right now.
-
7168.
>Ideas for how to do it are already racing through your mind.
-
7169.
>There are about twenty or so seeds on Twilight's little lab table.
-
7170.
>That's quite a lot.
-
7171.
>After scooping each seed into your satchel, it's time to look for this bug.
-
7172.
>You left the room as quietly as humanly possible.
-
7173.
>Time to crouch like you're in a stealth game.
-
7174.
>Nopony seemed to be around, but that could change at any moment.
-
7175.
>The atrium's double doors were closed, which completely ruins your opportunity for a sneak attack.
-
7176.
>However, surprise attacks are still on the table.
-
7177.
>There's a difference.
-
7178.
>The plan is simple.
-
7179.
>You squish the bug, but not before throwing every single trick you have at her.
-
7180.
>If this goes well, she shouldn't have a chance to fight back.
-
7181.
>Suddenly, a malevolent voice that screams "I'm the bad guy" graced your ears.
-
7182.
>There's a conversation going on in there.
-
7183.
>"With this moon, I've singlehandedly crippled this land!"
-
7184.
>"Not even that FOOL Thorax could dream of stopping me!"
-
7185.
>"And every male will spend the rest of their lives in servitude to my legions!"
-
7186.
>"W-What about..." A frightened, considerably less confident voice came after.
-
7187.
>Was that Trixie?
-
7188.
>"The monkey?! Surely, you jest!"
-
7189.
-
7190.
>"Explain how a WORTHLESS creature without magic is meant to stop me!"
-
7191.
>"...But he does! He can-" Trixie replied, before being cut off.
-
7192.
>"Grow a couple of weeds? You call THAT magic?!"
-
7193.
>"Once he's subdued and captured, I'll have him brought to me!"
-
7194.
>"I wouldn't dare choose any of these repugnant ponies as mates!"
-
7195.
>Trixie being here complicates things.
-
7196.
>You've gotta' take her out of the picture.
-
7197.
>Knocking on the door, you purposefully alerted the two of them.
-
7198.
>"Who goes there?!"
-
7199.
>There was a moment of silence, before Chrysalis continued to speak.
-
7200.
>"Don't just stand there, you fool!"
-
7201.
>"Go investigate!"
-
7202.
>"I-I'm on it!"
-
7203.
>Trixie's hooves clip-clopped towards the doors, meanwhile, you hugged the wall and crouched.
-
7204.
>This has to be done quick.
-
7205.
>You've got this.
-
7206.
>The doors flew open, and the blue horse herself stepped out into the hallway.
-
7207.
>"S-Show yourself...!" Trixie whimpered, her nerves getting the better of her.
-
7208.
>Even as a hivemind-controlled vampire, she's still one of the cutest things you've ever seen.
-
7209.
>Before you could be spotted, you flashed the Great and Powerful Horse(TM).
-
7210.
>She screamed in pain from having her eyesight unceremoniously disabled.
-
7211.
>Grabbing the frightened, incapacitated equine, you pulled her aside.
-
7212.
>"What the...!" Chrysalis muttered from inside the atrium.
-
7213.
>The next thing the bug would likely see was half of your head, as you peeked at her.
-
7214.
>"Y-You! Anonymous!"
-
7215.
"This 'useless' human is about to fold you like an omelette."
-
7216.
>The bug was fuming, her crimson eyes burning with rage.
-
7217.
>But why is she hot?
-
7218.
>Nopony told you the bug was hot.
-
7219.
>Taking a seed out of your satchel, you held it out and towards Chrysalis.
-
7220.
>The seed burst open, before a long vine fired at her like a bullet.
-
7221.
>It wrapped around the bug's horn, so now, the next phase of your plan begins.
-
7222.
>"A vine? What do you think a measly vine will do to me, human?!"
-
7223.
>As you anticipated, her horn started to glow.
-
7224.
>You're not expecting the vine to do anything, and it doesn't have to.
-
7225.
>It's just a distraction for what comes next.
-
7226.
>The vine was snapped in half by her evil bug magic, but you've already yeeted FIVE seeds at her face.
-
7227.
>Check-fucking-mate.
-
7228.
>The following flashes were so loud that you feared for your own ear drums, and you weren't even near it.
-
7229.
-
7230.
>"AAAaaaaAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAA!"
-
7231.
>"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
-
7232.
>Damn.
-
7233.
>Sounds like it really hurt her.
-
7234.
>"MY EYES! MY EEEEEYYYES!"
-
7235.
>Poor thing probably can't even hear her own screams right now.
-
7236.
>Maybe five was overkill, but who cares?
-
7237.
>Not only is she a proven threat to Equestria, but she's currently in vampire mode.
-
7238.
>One Plant Bang(TM) probably wouldn't have been enough to stun her.
-
7239.
>You're not finished, anyways.
-
7240.
>Here comes the REAL finisher.
-
7241.
>Within seconds, you were sprinting at the bug, and grabbing more than a handful of seeds out of your satchel.
-
7242.
>Surprisingly, she was back on her feet.
-
7243.
>Hell, she could probably see you.
-
7244.
>GO, GO, GO, GO, GO
-
7245.
>"C-Curse you... you..."
-
7246.
"THAT'S IT! I'M GETTIN' ME MALLET!"
-
7247.
>Focusing your life magic on each seed in your hands, you decided to grow a mighty, wooden mallet.
-
7248.
>"W-Wha... what are you-"
-
7249.
>BONK
-
7250.
>BONK
-
7251.
>BONK
-
7252.
>This is a certified bonk moment.
-
7253.
>The bug beneath you was helpless against your mallet.
-
7254.
>You've lost count of how many bonks you've given her.
-
7255.
>This merciless beating would make your father cry.
-
7256.
>It's exactly how your old man used to beat you, too.
-
7257.
>With a giant mallet, no less.
-
7258.
>If only he were here to see you in a world full of talking horses, squishing a bug with a giant mallet.
-
7259.
>"PLEASE... OOOF!"
-
7260.
>"I YIELD, I-I..."
-
7261.
>BONK
-
7262.
"TURN..."
-
7263.
>BONK
-
7264.
"THE..."
-
7265.
>BONK
-
7266.
"MOON... OFF!"
-
7267.
>BONK
-
7268.
>"I'LL DO IT! J-JUST... STOP!"
-
7269.
"Oh yeah?!"
-
7270.
>BONK
-
7271.
>Out of nowhere, some kind of red energy emanated from the bug's body.
-
7272.
>You were this close to bonking her once more, but the red matter vanished into nothingness.
-
7273.
-
7274.
>She forfeited?
-
7275.
>This bug, who's supposedly tried and failed to conquer Equestria numerous times, just forfeited?
-
7276.
>You're not buying it.
-
7277.
>BONK
-
7278.
>"A-Anonymous, I beg of you..."
-
7279.
"Show me your eyes, damnit."
-
7280.
>Chrysalis weakly opened her eyes, and to your surprise, they were green.
-
7281.
>Yeah, that's real convincing.
-
7282.
>The mallet went over your head once more as you prepared to continue the squishing.
-
7283.
>"D-Don't!"
-
7284.
"...Get up."
-
7285.
>"W-What?"
-
7286.
"Got gunk in your ears? Get. Up."
-
7287.
>The scared bug stood on her feet as quickly as possible.
-
7288.
>No doubt the task was difficult after all of those heavy bonks.
-
7289.
"Do anything funny, and I mean ANYTHING... and you know what happens."
-
7290.
"Those five senses of yours? From this point forward, they're mine."
-
7291.
"They're all fucking mine."
-
7292.
"Am I making myself clear?"
-
7293.
>She nodded frantically, biting her lip out of fear.
-
7294.
"And don't you dare think for a single second that you can pull a fast one on me."
-
7295.
"I don't get how these ponies have dealt with you so many times, and for so long, but..."
-
7296.
"...This kind of stuff doesn't fly where I come from."
-
7297.
"It'd get you killed."
-
7298.
"Not captured, not imprisoned, just DEAD."
-
7299.
>Leaning into her face, you pointed an index finger at her, scolding her like a dog.
-
7300.
>That's a bit of an excaggeration, though.
-
7301.
>There isn't a single dog in the universe that deserves this.
-
7302.
>But it has to be done.
-
7303.
>She'll keep trying to win over and over and over otherwise.
-
7304.
"You get me?"
-
7305.
>"Y-Yes, I... I'll stop! For good!"
-
7306.
>"I'm sorry...!"
-
7307.
>Holy shit, she's crying bug tears.
-
7308.
>The point was to scare the living daylights out of her, but part of you feels bad.
-
7309.
"Do you mean that?"
-
7310.
"You'll never hurt anypony ever again?"
-
7311.
"Will you stop trying to take over the world like some kind of evil maniac?"
-
7312.
"Because I'll be frank with you, it's not worth it."
-
7313.
>"How many t-t-times do I have to tell you... I'm done..."
-
7314.
"Uh-huh. Come with me."
-
7315.
>Wrapping a vine around the bug queen's long neck, you led her into the hallway.
-
7316.
>Everything was quiet, save for Chrysalis' sniffles, and Trixie's pained complaints.
-
7317.
-
7318.
>Speaking of Trixie, her eyes were back to their normal color.
-
7319.
"Look at this pony."
-
7320.
"Look what you made me do to MY friend."
-
7321.
>The bug flinched solely in response to your voice, whimpering to herself.
-
7322.
"Tell her you're sorry."
-
7323.
>"S-Sorry..."
-
7324.
"Trixie. Her name is Trixie."
-
7325.
"TELL HER - "I'M SORRY, TRIXIE."
-
7326.
>"I-I-I'm s-s-sorry... T-Trixie..."
-
7327.
>"Uhh... apology accepted?" The Great and Powerful Horse(TM) looked up at the bug, rubbing her eyes.
-
7328.
"You're okay, right, Trix?"
-
7329.
"Sorry I had to flash you like that."
-
7330.
>"It's okay, Anon. You did what you had to do."
-
7331.
>"And... good job saving Equestria, I guess?" The blue horse flashed you a smile, trying to cheer up.
-
7332.
"Thanks. I had a bit of help along the way, so it wasn't all me."
-
7333.
>"W-Well, I'm sure you did! But you just showed up and started beating Queen Chrysalis with a mallet!"
-
7334.
>"All by yourself!"
-
7335.
"I was riled up, alright?"
-
7336.
"Today was Rainbow's big day, and it's been ruined, thanks to this bug."
-
7337.
"That, and... I've been dealing with a lot of stress lately."
-
7338.
"When you spend almost every fucking day getting targeted by crazy rapists, it starts to get at you."
-
7339.
>"I can't even begin to imagine..." Trixie added, looking the other way.
-
7340.
"Come on, let's go see if Chrysalis here kept her promise."
-
7341.
>Yanking on Chrysalis' vine, you and Trixie led the bug outside.
-
7342.
>What did this bug do that allowed her to summon a vampire moon?
-
7343.
>You'll be asking her that question shortly.
-
7344.
>Once the three of you exited the castle, it was confirmed.
-
7345.
>She really did turn the moon off.
-
7346.
>You could see the sun again; By the looks of things, it's a little late in the afternoon.
-
7347.
>This sunset is positively shimmering.
-
7348.
>Due to all of that adrenaline, you didn't realize how fatigued you were.
-
7349.
>Creating that mallet and swinging it around like that took a lot out of you.
-
7350.
>Plus, you've been running around and flash-banging batpones all day.
-
7351.
>But the coast is clear.
-
7352.
>You can relax.
-
7353.
>Not too much, of course, only just a little bit.
-
7354.
>There's still a large, sniffling bug next to you.
-
7355.
"Trixie, do me a solid and go check on everypony in town."
-
7356.
"Just to make sure nothing funny is going on."
-
7357.
>"And leave you alone with her? Are you sure?"
-
7358.
"Don't worry about it; I'm watching her like a hawk."
-
7359.
"I have a feeling Twilight and the others will be back soon, anyway."
-
7360.
-
7361.
>"Okay... you're the boss."
-
7362.
>The blue mare hopped on down the stairs, trotting off to fulfill your request.
-
7363.
>With that, it's just you and the queen now.
-
7364.
>God, what a day.
-
7365.
"Hey, Chrysi."
-
7366.
>"Chrysi?"
-
7367.
"That's what I'm calling you from now on."
-
7368.
>True to yourself, it's hard to stay mad.
-
7369.
>Are you really about to pet the bug?
-
7370.
>The same one you JUST finished squishing?
-
7371.
>You lack the willpower to stop yourself.
-
7372.
>Running your hands along the bug, the way she felt surprised you.
-
7373.
>The bug is soft.
-
7374.
>Nopony told you the bug was soft.
-
7375.
>At first glance, changelings seemed like these chitinous creatures with tough exoskeletons.
-
7376.
>Bug butt, bug butt, bug butt.
-
7377.
>Why are you having so much fun with this?
-
7378.
>"W-What are you...?!"
-
7379.
"I meant what I said earlier, but... sorry."
-
7380.
"I didn't think you were going to burst into tears like that."
-
7381.
"Villains are born out of hurt, I guess."
-
7382.
"Such is life."
-
7383.
>She didn't reply, and opted to stay silent.
-
7384.
"You can sit down, y'know."
-
7385.
>Chrysalis immediately sat down with a grumpy look on her face.
-
7386.
"Oh. You're embarrassed that we saw you crying, aren't you?'
-
7387.
>Sitting down next to her, you wrapped an arm around the bug.
-
7388.
>"Why are you telling me these things? I'm your enemy."
-
7389.
"No, you're not. You're a talking bug, and I'm a human."
-
7390.
"See, I don't make enemies, Chrysi. All I do is make friends."
-
7391.
>"You weren't acting like it earlier."
-
7392.
"Would you have listened to me if I didn't bring out me mallet?"
-
7393.
"Didn't think so."
-
7394.
>"Hmph..."
-
7395.
>"...What is this sensation?"
-
7396.
"What are you talking about?"
-
7397.
>"Your touch... it's unnaturally warm."
-
7398.
"That's my magic doing its work. I'm also a healer of sorts."
-
7399.
>"Y-You're healing me? Are you daft?"
-
7400.
-
7401.
"Three things, Chrysi."
-
7402.
"One, it's hard for me to stay mad."
-
7403.
"Two, you... don't really threaten me. No offense."
-
7404.
"And three, power dynamics. I'm establishing dominance."
-
7405.
>"Even so..."
-
7406.
>Scooting a bit closer to the insect, you hugged her closely.
-
7407.
"Remember what I said? You're my bug."
-
7408.
"You're my responsibility; Only I can keep you under control."
-
7409.
"I'm the only one who can cater to your bug needs."
-
7410.
"That's what I'm telling Twilight, and the princesses."
-
7411.
>"F-For what purpose?"
-
7412.
>Adopting a more serious tone, you looked up towards her eyes.
-
7413.
"I've heard stories about what these ponies do to their worst enemies."
-
7414.
"Eternal imprisonment, petrification... all of that good stuff."
-
7415.
"Do I approve of it half the time? Nope."
-
7416.
"Will I ever tell them that?"
-
7417.
"Nope. Because it's not my place, or my job to care."
-
7418.
>"So... why am I any different?"
-
7419.
"You're not complaining when I pet you like a dog."
-
7420.
>"You're... strange."
-
7421.
"Hah. Bug butt."
-
7422.
>Now you're just poking her relentlessly.
-
7423.
>"What is your fascination with my butt?"
-
7424.
"Are you kidding me? It's fucking huge."
-
7425.
"You're competing with Celestia right now."
-
7426.
>"Are you mocking me?"
-
7427.
"If you were Celestia, yes. But I'm mostly just impressed."
-
7428.
>"I-I see..."
-
7429.
"By the way, mind telling me how you summoned a moon that transformed every female in Equestria?"
-
7430.
"I've never seen anything like that during my time here."
-
7431.
>"There's... an ancient incantation that will summon an artificial moon."
-
7432.
"...Huh?"
-
7433.
"That thing was artificial? What the hell?"
-
7434.
>"Ever since my most recent failure, I've dedicated every second of every hour to its preparation."
-
7435.
>"And on the same day that I summoned it, you forced me to undo the incantation."
-
7436.
"Were you having hiccups when you summoned it or something?"
-
7437.
"The first time I saw that... thing... it was only up for what felt like fifteen seconds."
-
7438.
>"You're confusing me, human. What do you mean?"
-
7439.
>"Once I summoned it, it remained until it was dismissed."
-
7440.
"N-Nevermind. Maybe I'm just crazy."
-
7441.
-
7442.
"But still... who would make something like that?"
-
7443.
>Thinking about the possibilities is making your brain hurt.
-
7444.
"Whatever, I got my answer."
-
7445.
"Just... don't do it again. I'm sure I've made that clear enough."
-
7446.
"And I have to ask that you run this by Twilight, too. She'll want to know about it."
-
7447.
>"Worry not, Anonymous."
-
7448.
>"I cannot say the same for these ponies, but..."
-
7449.
>"...You've earned my respect."
-
7450.
>"I admire a strong, powerful man."
-
7451.
"And I admire your bug-like qualities."
-
7452.
"Friends?"
-
7453.
>Holding your hand up to the large bug, you waited for her to return the gesture.
-
7454.
>"Hmph... f-friends."
-
7455.
>Chrysalis extended her bug-leg-hoof thing to your hand.
-
7456.
"Playing nice with ponies must not sound thrilling to you, but... it's a process."
-
7457.
"When I first got here, these horses creeped me out a bit."
-
7458.
"Especially that autistic purple one."
-
7459.
>"What does autistic mean?"
-
7460.
"Nothing to worry your pretty little head about, bug butt."
-
7461.
"I was getting along with them, sure, but there was a pretty obvious barrier in the way."
-
7462.
>"Which was...?"
-
7463.
"Getting involved with talking animals made me feel like I was crazy."
-
7464.
"And I started having doubts about whether or not they really saw me as a friend."
-
7465.
"These days, it's not really a concern anymore."
-
7466.
>"It won't happen quickly, that I promise you, but I will try."
-
7467.
"Good bug. Good bug make human happy. Good bug gets pet."
-
7468.
>Running your hands through Chrysalis' hair, you continued to aggressively pet the insect.
-
7469.
>Not only did you save Equestria, you befriended Queen Chrysalis.
-
7470.
>Starlight was the last pony to offer her friendship to this bug.
-
7471.
>According to Twilight's stories about Chrysalis' past attempts at vengeance, at least.
-
7472.
>Suck on that, Glimmy.
-
7473.
>Only you have the potential to befriend bug queens with deep-seated hatred.
-
7474.
>Oh fuck.
-
7475.
>A flashback suddenly hit you over the head, reminding you of all those promises you made to Starlight.
-
7476.
>You lowered your head in shame and regret.
-
7477.
>"Anonymous? Is there a problem?"
-
7478.
"N-No, it's nothing."
-
7479.
"I'm just thinking of what I'll say to everypony once they get back."
-
7480.
"It shouldn't be much longer from now, so we can sit here and talk until then."
-
7481.
>"Talk about what?"
-
7482.
"I don't know. Tell me about your life."
-
7483.
"Besides the whole taking over Equestria stuff..."
-
7484.
-
7485.
>Pretty soon, the "actual" moon decided to make itself known.
-
7486.
>You and Chrysi conversed with each other on the castle steps for who knows how long.
-
7487.
>She doesn't seem to have any kind of hobbies, at least none that are recreational.
-
7488.
>That doesn't surprise you considering her apparent track record over the last few years.
-
7489.
>For now, you requested that she follow you around during your daily activities.
-
7490.
>In doing so, maybe she'll find something that she enjoys.
-
7491.
>You're not keen on letting her run around unsupervised either, so it's a perfect opportunity.
-
7492.
>The others probably wouldn't have it any other way.
-
7493.
>Speaking of the others, there they go right now.
-
7494.
>All seven of them.
-
7495.
>"A-Anon?!" Twilight shouted, obviously shocked to see you casually sitting next to Chrysalis.
-
7496.
"Greetings. Chrysi and I were waiting for you guys to show up."
-
7497.
"How are things back in Canterlot?"
-
7498.
>"Bro, you're sitting next to Chrysalis! I think that's the big concern here!" Rainbow added.
-
7499.
"Concern? Nah, everything's just fine."
-
7500.
"I took care of this bug a long time ago."
-
7501.
>"S-Still! We can talk about your awesome deeds later; Why are you so nonchalant right now?!"
-
7502.
"Relax, guys. Jeez."
-
7503.
>"Oh, oh, oh! I think Nonny made friends with Chrysalis! How'd ya do it, huh? Huh? HUH?!" Pinkie cannot sit still.
-
7504.
>"Ain't no time for relaxin'! I dunno' what she told y'all, but she's tryin' to trick ya!" AJ shouted.
-
7505.
"That's why I'm keeping an eye on things."
-
7506.
"Just so you guys know, I handled her all by myself."
-
7507.
"Fluttershy and Starlight gave me the chance to get to Ponyville, but after tha-"
-
7508.
>Once you looked over at Fluttershy, you were met with quite the odd sight.
-
7509.
>She's still a bat.
-
7510.
>"Looks like you just realized it." Spike stated, folding his arms.
-
7511.
>"Do you see what we mean, darling? Fluttershy here still hasn't turned back to normal." Rarity added.
-
7512.
>"After I saved her from the... uh... y'know... everything turned back to normal." Starlight said, looking confused.
-
7513.
>"Except for her, of course."
-
7514.
>"H-Hi, Anon. I'm glad you made it out of there earlier..." Flutterbat said, talking as she normally does.
-
7515.
>She doesn't seem bothered by it in the slightest; You find that hilarious.
-
7516.
"What the fuck, Chrysi? what's up with that?"
-
7517.
"You're not trying to pull a fast one on me, are you?"
-
7518.
"Don't make me get me mallet."
-
7519.
>"I-I don't know! When I undid the incantation, everything should've turned back to normal!" Chrysi said, panicking.
-
7520.
"Hmm... I don't think you're dumb enough to think this would work, so I believe you..."
-
7521.
"...But this is going to make things hard for us."
-
7522.
>"I don't really mind." Flutterbat added, waving away the concern.
-
7523.
>"I never lost control to the hivemind..."
-
7524.
>"That may be true, but I can't say we're comfortable just leaving you like that." Twilight replied.
-
7525.
>"Yeah, it's weird! I mean... Fluttershy being stuck as a bat?" Rainbow continued, accentuating her words.
-
7526.
>"And what if Chrysalis over here DOES decide to pull something stupid? What then, broski?"
-
7527.
-
7528.
"If she does, then I squish her. Simple."
-
7529.
"From now on, this bug is my responsibility."
-
7530.
"The same goes for Fluttershy. We can look for ways to turn her back, but until then..."
-
7531.
"...I'll be keeping an eye on the little yellow bat, as well."
-
7532.
>"I don't know..." Twilight didn't like the sound of this at all, so you've got to sweeten the deal.
-
7533.
"Don't be racist, Twi. Just this once."
-
7534.
>"T-That's not why I'm concerned!" Twilight replied nervously, trying to cover her own six.
-
7535.
"Come on. Trust me."
-
7536.
"This is like... the only time I'll ever ask you for a SERIOUS favor."
-
7537.
"Let me prove how responsible I can be."
-
7538.
>"Ugh... alright. You did defeat Chrysalis, after all." Twilight sighed, finally giving up the skepticism.
-
7539.
"Hey, Chrysalis! Should we throw you a big welcome party?" Once again, Ponka can't stop bouncing.
-
7540.
>"A... party?" Chrysalis replied in a seemingly disgusted tone, not liking the sound of that.
-
7541.
"Lighten up, Chrysi. I think you could use one."
-
7542.
"But it's late, and I'm sure everypony has things they need to check on."
-
7543.
"Based on what I'm hearing, you all remember exactly what was going on, so..."
-
7544.
>"Y-Yes, of course... Ahem." Rarity cleared her throat, probably hoping that you don't mention anything.
-
7545.
>"Ah haven't gone to the farm to check on the family, should probably get to it..." AJ added.
-
7546.
>"...Y'all can handle this from here, I'm assumin'? I hate havin' to leave ya' with the dirty work."
-
7547.
"It's fine, AJ. We got this."
-
7548.
>Twilight trotted up the stairs, and Glimmy followed closely behind.
-
7549.
>"Don't forget me, bro! I wanted to talk to you for a bit!" Rainbow spoke up.
-
7550.
>"And I got a few things to say to Chrysalis here, too! Thanks for ruining my award ceremony, you bucker!"
-
7551.
>"B-Bucker?" Chrysalis replied, confused by the sudden insult that she probably didn't understand.
-
7552.
>"And... forget everything I said back there, okay, Anon?" Rainbow said, blushing profusely.
-
7553.
>"Ah second that..." AJ looked and sounded just as embarrassed as Rainbow, hiding her face with her cowboy hat.
-
7554.
>Fluttershy walked up the steps, taking the spot to your left and sitting on her fat horse butt.
-
7555.
>Obviously, Spike doesn't have anywhere else to be, so he proceeded to head inside the castle.
-
7556.
>"I've had one heck of a day... I'm beat. Let me know if you guys need anything." Spike yawned, waving his claw.
-
7557.
>"Good heavens... Sweetie Belle! I almost forgot!" Rarity shouted, her little hooves dancing out of anxiety.
-
7558.
>"I've GOT to go find her! I-I'll be here tomorrow, everypony!"
-
7559.
>"Hold down the fort for a lady, would you?"
-
7560.
"Go on, Rara. You too, Applejack. Like I said, we got this."
-
7561.
>"Thank ya' kindly." Appul Horse tipped her hat and left, making her way over to Incest Acres(TM).
-
7562.
>"A-And one last thing, Anonymous. Don't breathe a word of what you saw to anypony." Rarity nervously muttered.
-
7563.
"Mmmm... I'll see about it."
-
7564.
-
7565.
>"Ugh..." Rarity didn't like the sound of that, but she had places to be, so she took her leave as well.
-
7566.
"What about you, Pinks?"
-
7567.
>"I'm gonna' go check on the Cakes and prepare for Chrysi's party!" After all this time, she hasn't stopped bouncing.
-
7568.
"Alright, Ponka. Just give us a while to look after some things before you start that party."
-
7569.
"If you don't mind."
-
7570.
>"Will do, Nonny! Bye, everypony!" And with that, she left, hopping all the way to Sugarcube Corner.
-
7571.
>Sighing, you got off your tired ass and stood up.
-
7572.
>"I hope the princesses will be okay with you doing this, Anon." Twilight said, still concerned.
-
7573.
"They'll live. Especially Celestia."
-
7574.
"And if not, oh well."
-
7575.
"Maybe they shouldn't let a human do their job of defending Equestria."
-
7576.
>"I'm proud of you, Anon, but that's not nice!" There she goes again, defending her mentors.
-
7577.
>Meanwhile, Rainbow was laughing it up.
-
7578.
>"That magic of yours really is something." Starlight said, bumping you with her knee(?).
-
7579.
>Looking down at the small, pink horse, you noticed a sly grin on her face.
-
7580.
>Just like everypony else, she remembers everything.
-
7581.
>You're not mentally prepared to eat Starlight's ass, including pretty much everything else you promised.
-
7582.
>You and Twilight are dating, goddamnit.
-
7583.
>Why are sexual favors, and your cock the only things you're ever in a position to bargain over?
-
7584.
>"What's the matter, Anon?" Glimmy asked, enjoying the power that you reluctantly had to give her.
-
7585.
"N-Nothing. I was just thinking about our deal earlier."
-
7586.
>"What deal, huh?" Twilight asked, with burning curiosity.
-
7587.
"I'll... tell you about it later. Since Starlight helped me out in Canterlot, I figured I'd help her back."
-
7588.
>If at all possible, you're only divulging the part about her community service sentence.
-
7589.
>Nothing else.
-
7590.
>"Mmmhmm..." Twilight walked around you in circles, seemingly scanning you for inconsistencies.
-
7591.
"Look, I'm tired. Shouldn't we go decide where this bug is going to sleep?"
-
7592.
"I was thinking we could get some kind of bug bed for her, or something."
-
7593.
>"I'll let you handle that, Mr. Human." Twilight replied, a snarky look on her face.
-
7594.
>"C-Can I get a bed, too?" Fluttershy asked quietly, raising her hoof like a student.
-
7595.
"I hope all your animals fucked like rabbits while you were gone."
-
7596.
>"They do that all the time..."
-
7597.
>"...B-But can we-"
-
7598.
"No, Flutterbat."
-
7599.
>"Please?"
-
7600.
"Can we not do this in front of everypony else?"
-
7601.
>"Y-You mean, you'll...!"
-
7602.
>Ignoring Fluttershy's misinterpretation, you placed a hand on the bug's back.
-
7603.
"Come on, Chrysi. Let's go make you a bed of some kind."
-
7604.
>"Very well." Chrysalis replied, walking into the castle with you.
-
7605.
>"Do you HAVE to be all touchy with her, though? It's freaking me out, bro."
-
7606.
"No, I do not, Dash. No, I do not."
-
7607.
>Your life couldn't possibly get any stranger from this point forward, could it?
-
7608.
>Nopony can answer that question for sure, but one thing is certain.
-
7609.
>If shit hits the fan again, you'll be ready.
-
7610.
>You're a goddamn genius.
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