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Rape Shelter: 29th
By RapeShelterCreated: 2022-08-07 14:47:34
Updated: 2022-08-17 14:21:03
Expiry: Never
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>29th.
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>It's a been a few days, it sure has.
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>Everything has returned to normal.
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>For the most part, anyway.
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>Obviously, there are a few factors that have changed up the formula.
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>For the better, thankfully.
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>This is the longest you've gone so far without anything crazy happening.
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>Applejack just keeps on appuling.
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>Spike cannot and will not stop being based.
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>Pinkie's mood has seen an exceptional turn; You've never seen her happier.
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>Rarity just keeps on gaining weight.
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>Twilight is a big fat nerd.
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>Fluttershy is simply big and fat, and other than that, it's the usual business.
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>Trixie's performances came back in full swing, something you're very proud of her for.
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>Starlight is still bound to her three-year community service.
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>The night after Twilight decided you could use a hard, barely consensual snuggling, AJ snatched Glimmy.
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>Appul Horse sentenced the punished mare to an entire afternoon of farm work.
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>While Twilight specifically mentioned four hours a day on Starlight's services, there's GOT to be a loophole.
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>No rest for the wicked.
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>All in all, Starlight's punishment is perfect.
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>In more ways than one.
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>Not only does it keep Starlight busy, it also gives the others reasons to not hate the absolute shit out of her.
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>It's easier to have her do every random, benign task under the sun than to despise her.
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>Over time, all of those favors are going to add up, and she'll be a respected member of this group again.
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>As you've stated many times, it's hard for you to stay mad.
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>That being said, you're glad to see her diligently seeking out things to do.
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>Luckily, she's already done her time today.
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>Currently, the mare is sitting to the right of you.
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>Spike, and the Mane 6 are close by as well, save for Rainbow Dash.
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>She's up there on the podium, about to receive her award.
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>You're all at a stadium in Cloudsdale, present to witness Rainbow receiving her Flier of the Year award.
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>A simple spell from Twilight allows those of you without wings to stand on clouds without, y'know, fucking dying.
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>And of course, there's an entire sea of ponies in the stands, all of them here for the same ceremony.
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"WOOOOO! Go Rainbow Dash!"
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>"Can she even hear ya'? This crowd is mighty loud." AJ said, folding her hooves.
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"She doesn't have to. I'm still gonna' shout at the top of my lungs."
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>"Well, I'm glad you're having fun! This heat is positively killing me!" Rarity sighed, sweating up a storm.
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>The sun certainly didn't pull any punches this morning.
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>While you're unsure if the little rainy season from last week is gone, it's a nice change of pace.
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>Granted, one of those rainy days was thanks to Starlight.
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>You'd be lying if you said your brain wasn't beginning to associate a rainy day with getting raped.
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>Or getting knocked unconscious.
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>Wouldn't it be hilarious if rain suddenly started falling?
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>The mere idea terrifies you, considering you're surrounded by hundreds of ponies.
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"Would you rather deal with a bit of sunlight, or get rained on? Your pick Ray-Ray."
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>"I wouldn't be all sweaty in the rain, you know! Ugh..."
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>"...When we get back to Ponyville, you're giving me a bath, Anonymous."
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"Excuse me? Bathe yourself, smelly."
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>"S-Smelly?! I do NOT smell!"
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"Keep telling yourself that."
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>"Guys, you're going to miss it! Spitfire is on stage!" Twilight spoke up.
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>"Looks like they're a little too busy going back and forth." Spike added, his scaly arms behind his head.
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"Back and forth? That implies that Ray-Ray over here has a defense for herself."
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"Fluttershy, perform sniffs of the mare, if you will."
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>"Y-Yes, king." Fluttershy proceeded to lean into the partially glistening mare, before sampling her scent.
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>"FLUTTERSHY?!" Rarity shouted, a glint of betrayal in her eyes.
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>"Uhh... Anon, did you just command Fluttershy to sniff Rarity?" Starlight questioned, a look of disbelief on her face.
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"Yes. Yes, I did."
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"Celestia knows I wouldn't do that myself."
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"I thought you'd be used to this by now."
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>"Every day, you somehow manage to surprise me..." Starlight replied, shaking her head.
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>"After s-several sniffs, I've determined that Rarity does in fact smell." Fluttershy reported, relaying her findings to you.
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>"D-Darling, I thought we were on the same side!" Rarity had leaned away from Fluttershy, but it was too late.
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>The sniffing was complete.
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>Mission accomplished.
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"Thank you, Fluttershy."
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"As always, here is your payment."
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>Reaching into your hoodie, you pulled out another small bag with an undisclosed amount of bits, and gave it to her.
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>"Thanks, Anon. Bless." Nutter Butter replied, taking her payment.
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"Bless."
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>"A bit of sweat never did anypony wrong. Y'all spend all day cooped up makin' fancy clothes." AJ joked.
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>"Heck, ya' don't hear Twilight complainin', do ya'?"
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>"My beautification process has twelve phases, I'll have you know." Rarity replied, getting sassy.
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>"It's A LOT of work, but you wouldn't understand; You SKIP baths, you heathen!"
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>"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hard work and makeup don't go good together, Rare." AJ retorted, grinning smugly.
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>Based Appul Horse.
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>"W-Why you..." Rarity hissed, probably thinking of another insult.
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>"Just look at Dashie's smile, guys! OOOOOH, I can't WAIT for the afterparty!" Pinkie chimed, struggling to stay still.
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>Pinkie's ecstatic voice brought your attention back to the ceremony at hand.
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>As Twilight voiced earlier, Spitfire is onstage, about to speak into the microphone.
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>"Attention, everypony! I know what you're all here for, and I gotta' say, I'm excited."
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>"This is a big occasion, a traditional ceremony, where the citizens of Equestria place their votes..."
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>"...Votes for who you all believe the best flier of the year is."
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>"But it's a little deeper than that. When you earn that title, you're officially a role model."
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>"Somepony that foals and colts will look up to and say - I wanna' be like them when I grow up."
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>"It's a massive honor, and it's because of that, that I'm a little jealous."
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>"The pegasus standing next to me has shed blood, sweat, tears, and more."
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>"Every. Single. Day."
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>Your bro is maintaining her composure as best she can, but you can see her nerves.
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>It must feel amazing to have Spitfire speak so highly of her.
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>"A long time ago, when she started making the rounds, it felt like somepony pulled a rug out from under me."
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>"How do you think it feels to have your number one fan surpass you?"
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>"It makes you want to try even harder, but even more than that, it makes you proud."
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>"So for this year, I'm honored to crown Rainbow Dash, this exceptional pegasus, with this award..."
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>"...The Flier of the Year award!"
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>Spitfire revealed the aforementioned award, in all of its shiny glory, and placed it around Rainbow's neck.
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>Not a moment sooner, the band on stage did their thing, and the other members of the Wonderbolts were released.
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>They took to the skies, performing all kinds of synchronized maneuvers and formations in the sky above.
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>The crowd went fucking ballistic, they screamed Rainbow's name, and held up all kinds of signs.
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>She's got fanboys and fangirls from all over the place now.
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"GOOOOO RAINBOOOOOOWWWW! WOOOOOOOOO!"
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>There's no way she can hear you, but you're hoping she can at least see you amongst the crowd.
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>It's not like you're easy to miss or anything, especially if you stand up.
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>Many of the ponies here must be wondering who the weird-looking, tall, hairless monkey screaming his head off is.
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>Of course, you don't give half a shit.
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>Besides, one of these days, you'll be just as well known.
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>Most of your fame is present in Ponyville and Manehattan, but you're an anomaly at best right now.
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>Soon, you'll be recognized for great things, and not just because you look funny amongst technicolor horses.
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>Still, to think that they allowed Dash to carry that medal around with her a few days before the ceremony.
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>You're just as proud of your bro as Spitfire is.
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>There's no way she's not hanging that thing up on her wall.
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>Then, in that beautiful, celebratory moment, amidst all of the cheering, a wave of unease overtook you.
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>It was like the complete opposite of every emotion you've felt in the last five minutes.
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>The sensation was nauseating, in fact, and you nearly sat right back down in response.
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>Sweat dripped from your brow and your breathing became ragged.
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>Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, mom's spaghetti.
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>Everything and everypony else carried on as they had been; You were the only one feeling this way.
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>To make matters worse, the "lights" turned off, as the sky darkened significantly.
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>The sun disappeared completely, being replaced by a blood red moon.
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>You haven't been this terrified since Starlight's Level 100 Fire Wizard(TM) demonstration.
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>Nopony else seemed to notice any of this happening.
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>That was the most terrifying part.
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>Out of every soul in this crowd, you seemed to be the only one witnessing this madness.
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>And just as it occurred, it abruptly ended.
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>The sun is back, it's bright again, the warm light embracing your skin.
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>Stunned, you finally sat down, taking it all in.
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>That totally just happened.
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>Was that some kind of warning?
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>Like a fucking doomsday prophecy?
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>If it was, why were you the only one to notice it?
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>"Anon?"
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>Twilight's voice pulled you out of your paranoia-induced stupor, and you turned to face her.
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"...Huh?"
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>"Let me see your face... you don't look so good. Are you feeling okay?"
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>Purple Smart looked over your sorry state with concern.
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>Your hands were shaking uncontrollably.
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>"Goodness! Come on, let's get you out of this crowd!"
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>"I-Is something wrong with Anon?" Fluttershy asked, not yet having seen the dreadful look on your face.
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>Once she did, she placed a hoof over her mouth.
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>The others took notice, but by then, Twilight pulled you aside to the nearest stadium exit.
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>"Excuse me, excuse me, sorry, coming through..."
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>She apologized her way through the stands, making ample room for you to walk past.
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>Again, this is pretty similar to the way you felt standing amongst Everfree's burning woods.
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>Speechless, and at the same time, painfully curious as to why this even happened.
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>The purple mare took a moment to pause once the two of you were inside a stadium tunnel.
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>"Anon, sit down for me, okay?"
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>Wordlessly obeying the small horse, you wasted no time in sitting down.
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>That's what you needed right about now, anyways.
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>"What happened back there? You're not sick, are you?"
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"N-No. I'm... listen, I saw something. In the sky."
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"The sky went dark, the sun was gone, and there was this huge... fuck-off red moon..."
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"...And just before it happened, I got with this awful nausea."
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"That's why my hands won't stop fucking shaking. Christ..."
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>"S-Slow down... you said the sun disappeared?"
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>"I didn't see anything!"
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"Yeah, of course you didn't. Nopony in that entire stadium seemed to."
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"If they did, you guys would have heard screams of terror, left and right."
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"I think I'm the only one that saw it."
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>"Maybe you're just seeing things?"
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>"You ate breakfast this morning, right?"
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"God, yes, Twilight!"
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"Sometimes, I question my sanity, but what I saw was real!"
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"Shit, after the whole Starlight incident, I've learned to take stuff like this a bit more seriously..."
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>"The sun went dark and got replaced by a red moon... sounds like a solar eclipse."
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>"Maybe there's a book with information about something like that."
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>"Would it make you feel better if I did some research on that later?"
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"Yeah. It would."
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"Thanks, Twi."
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>You know what you saw, what you experienced, what you felt.
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>That was one hundred percent real.
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>Even if you were dreaming, you'll still take it as a bad omen.
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>How shitty is it that this had to happen today of all days?
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"Do you mind heading back to the others, though?"
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"I'm going to head over to our little party venue, the one we rented out."
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>"Okay, but... are you sure you don't want me to escort you?"
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"It's okay, Twi."
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"I just got scared, is all. It's not like I'm gonna' die."
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>"Hhrrrmm... you say that..."
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>Pulling Twilight into a hug, you held her as close as possible.
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"I want you to be there for Rainbow when she gets off that stage."
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"She's coming to the venue afterwards anyway, so I'll see her then."
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"Just... make sure she knows that I was here."
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>"Sure."
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>Twilight's one-worded response was brief; The mare was too focused on the hug.
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>You told her to head back, but at the same time, you want her to stay.
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>Stupid sexy nerd.
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>"I can't leave if you don't let go of me, Anon."
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>Even though she's complaining, you're still rubbing noses with her.
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>She doesn't seem to want to leave either, but you let her go regardless.
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"Get going, you purple retard."
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>Autism Supreme lingered for a moment, before trotting back off to her seat.
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>Words were caught in her throat, you could tell.
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>She definitely wanted to say something else, but decided against it.
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>Another time, perhaps.
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>Leaning against the wall, a mighty sigh escaped your lips.
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>Time to get up.
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>Other than a few odd looks here and there, the trip to the venue has been peaceful and quiet.
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>Compared to Ponyville and Manehattan, your name doesn't get around much in Canterlot.
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>They know you exist, sure, but this city is full of rich, haughty ponies.
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>The "hairless monkey" that occasionally visits is of no concern to them.
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>At worst, your presence disrupts the "cultured atmosphere."
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>That's something you've actually heard before, directly from one of the stallions here.
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>None of that bothers you, of course.
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>You won't take insults from animals that walk on all fours and eat hay.
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>You're well aware of who the REAL apex predator is.
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>If only these miniature horses knew how absolutely ruthless humans can be.
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>Bad, bad, not good.
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>Not you, though.
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>Just humans in general.
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>You're a benevolent, caring human.
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>Good, good, not bad.
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>The venue, funnily enough, is right next to Canterlot Castle.
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>You couldn't possibly miss it.
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>It's not REALLY right next to it, but it's very close.
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>And despite the close proximity to the largest structure in the city, the building itself is simple.
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>You simply walk inside, and are greeted by tables, chairs, signs, decorations, and blue lighting.
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>There's a kitchen in the back, but there's a good chance you might not end up using it.
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>When you rented this place for the day, the plan was to order peetzer.
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>Lots and lots of peetzer.
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>As much as you'd love to cook for everypony, more than just the Mane 6 will be eating, obviously.
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>Not to mention the fact that you're still a chef in training.
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>You know how to cook, and what NOT to do when cooking well enough to not poison anypony.
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>And you make a damn good peetzer, yes, but it can't just be "good."
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>It has to be flawless.
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>Dash deserves the best on a day like this.
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>On that note, the order should be arriving within the next few minutes.
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>Everything is already paid for.
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>Your instructions were to drop the order off at the venue fifteen minutes before 1:00 PM.
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>1:00 PM being the "scheduled" time the award ceremony is supposed to end.
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>For now, you took a seat at one of the nearest tables, before putting your head down.
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>The harrowing visage of that almost apocalyptic, bloody moon refuses to leave your thoughts.
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>Your skin is crawling just thinking about it.
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>All of a sudden, your gut turned due to a sudden bout of nausea.
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>It's happening again.
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>Your knees are knocking together out of fear and you can't think straight.
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>Before the painstaking sensation reached its climax, you opened your eyes.
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>It may have been blue inside the building, but a nightmarish tint of red spilled in through the window.
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"...Huh?"
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>Bullshit.
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>There's no fucking way.
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>Is that damned moon back again?
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>Part of you wants to sit still and pretend nothing is wrong.
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>Strangely enough, the nausea has subsided.
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>Of course, the last thing on your mind currently was your own wellbeing.
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>You're worried about everypony else.
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>Hopping out of your chair, you peered into the sky above through the nearest window.
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>This bizarre darkness is sustained now, and hasn't gone away yet.
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>Twilight noted that your description is reminiscent of a solar eclipse, and she's not wrong.
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>However, that implies that the sun's light is being obstructed.
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>This is something else entirely.
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>The sun is outright fucking gone.
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>What should you do now?
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>Sitting around and waiting in the midst of this won't accomplish anything.
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>It may be time to Chad(TM) up.
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>Celestia and Luna might know what's going on.
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>And even if they don't, help is help.
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>If shit hits the fan for whatever reason, you're not defenseless.
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>You've got your wits, the soil beneath your feet, and a few other handy tools at your disposal.
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>For a few days now, you've been carrying around small seeds and saplings.
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>Opening up your trusty satchel, you can see that you're a little low at the moment.
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>That should only matter when you're indoors, or in a place where plant-life is absent.
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>Either way, you're currently holding about five seeds.
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>You'd have more if Twilight wasn't so insistent on having little "tests" here and there, even when you're travelling.
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>While you were busy mustering up the courage to head outside, the sound of hoofsteps caught your attention.
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>They're getting closer.
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>And closer, and closer, and closer.
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>With baited breath, you ducked away from the window, hiding out of sight.
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>Maybe it's the others?
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>Or could it be some random passerby?
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>Is the delivery pony here?
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>Who the fuck is it?
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>They were about to enter the venue.
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>Not a single word has come out of their mouth.
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>You'd like to call them a nighttime visitor, but it's not really nighttime, is it?
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>"I know you're in here, Anon..."
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>And just like that, their silence was broken.
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>But you're even more confused now, because you're pretty damn sure that was Twilight.
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>That was confirmed not a moment later as Twiggle Spiggle entered inside to your left.
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>Something was wrong, though.
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>Very, very wrong.
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>One, you don't quite like the tone of her voice, or what she just said in general.
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>Two, her appearance is drastically different, so much so that you wonder if this is actually her.
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>Her coat was a slightly darker shade, her mane and tail were just a tad bit unkempt, spiky, even.
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>Those alicorn wings look more like bat wings, the same applies to her ears.
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>The mare's eyes were blood red, and those horsey chompers of hers have become bonafide fangs.
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>This is ringing more than a few bells.
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>Has Twilight turned into some kind of vampire pony?
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>It's a miracle she hasn't spotted you yet.
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>As one would imagine, those ears must be extremely sensitive, so it's best not to move a single muscle.
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>This red moon and Purple Smart's new features HAVE to be linked; It wouldn't make sense otherwise.
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>You've figured that glimpse of the red moon at the stadium was some kind of a warmup for things to come.
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>It's really doing its thing now, that's for sure.
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>"...I need a mate. And so do you."
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>"Can't you feel the moon?"
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"HUH?!"
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>Your hands hurriedly clasped over your mouth, but the damage has already been done.
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>You've fucked yourself.
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>In an instant, Vampire Twi turned on a dime to face you.
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>"There you are!"
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>"Now come here, quit playing hard to get already!"
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>"Don't you love me?"
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>Shit, shit, SHIT.
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"T-Twi, what the hell are you talking about?"
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"Do you even hear yourself?"
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>"It's our job to bear offspring."
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>"J-Just think of the history our foals will make!"
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>Oh god.
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>She's drooling just from looking at you.
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>Truly, this is the opposite of good.
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>You so badly wanted to run for the hills, but you couldn't move.
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>Her gaze wouldn't let you.
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"H-How many times do I have to tell you horses?!"
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"It doesn't work like that!"
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>"Perhaps. But under this moon? Anything is possible."
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>"My pussy is practically SCREAMING, Anon."
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>You're hearing what she's saying, and by Celestia, it's not registering.
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>That THING up in the sky is really doing all of this?
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>Are you dealing with a Rape Moon(TM)?
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>She's totally about to defile you.
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"I... I'm not sure if I want our first time to be like this."
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>She's right in front of you now, her front hooves are on top of your legs.
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>Look the other way.
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>LOOK THE OTHER WAY.
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>BEDROOM EYES.
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>BEDROOM E-
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>"Cooperate with me, and the Queen will be pleased."
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"Q-Queen? What queen?"
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>"I'd like to try out Position #276."
-
337.
>"Remember? The one where you pick me up and-"
-
338.
>Yesterday, this absolute sperg showed you some of what she wrote to Starlight and Sunburst.
-
339.
>There was a detailed, key word, DETAILED list of possible sexual positions.
-
340.
>And you didn't even see everything, there were hundreds of them, a few of them being incredibly imaginative.
-
341.
>If you didn't get away from her now, you wouldn't be escaping at all.
-
342.
"NOPE!"
-
343.
>You promptly pushed the purple, vampiric nerd off your legs, sending her careening into a table.
-
344.
>As you rose to your feet, an uncomfortable thought crossed your mind.
-
345.
>Exactly how many ponies have been turned into vampire rapists?
-
346.
>Dear Celestia, please don't let it be all of them.
-
347.
>Should you even bother going to the castle if that's the case?
-
348.
>"...I didn't want to get forceful, but you're not giving me any choices, Anon!"
-
349.
>"Looks like it's time for Position #5!"
-
350.
>You're not even out of the door yet and she's back up already.
-
351.
>This is officially an emergency.
-
352.
>You need more time; The last thing you need is Twilight on your tail.
-
353.
>Also, what the fuck is Position #5?
-
354.
>Wait.
-
355.
>WAIT.
-
356.
>That's the one where you lean against the wall and she...
-
357.
>OH GOD OH FUCK-
-
358.
>With scrambling hands, you pulled a seed out of the satchel, clutching it close to your chest.
-
359.
>Her horn is beginning to glow, so it's now or never.
-
360.
>You yeeted the seed at Twibat, the embryonic plant booping her right on the nose.
-
361.
>"Was that it, Mr. Human? Surely, you-"
-
362.
-
363.
>The seed shook about violently, before glowing a brilliant green hue.
-
364.
>If anypony knew the drill here, it was you, so your eyes are already closed.
-
365.
>A loud resounding FLASH filled the air, followed by a panicked scream from Twibat Spergle.
-
366.
>That's your queue to get going.
-
367.
>Even more powerful than your patented Stump Strike(TM), is your signature Plant Bang(TM).
-
368.
>You've finally learned how to use it on purpose, albeit in a different way.
-
369.
>Starlight and Sunburst are the only two ponies to have been on the receiving end of it.
-
370.
>So luckily for you, Twiggles didn't know what to expect because you've never told her about it.
-
371.
>It looks like a hellish nightmare outside, but that's not going to stop you.
-
372.
>Nowadays, you're fast enough to give Rainbow a run for her money.
-
373.
>Not really, but you're still fast as fuck.
- 374.
-
375.
>With this Rape Moon(TM) as your witness, you're going to make it to this castle unscathed.
-
376.
>Or maybe you won't, because there's a small crowd of ponies around that are all glaring at you.
-
377.
>Despite how amazing your flashbang is, it's the exact opposite of a stealth move.
-
378.
>Each of these ponies' features are similar to Twilight's, scraggly manes, bat wings, and red eyes.
-
379.
>Save for the stallions, all of them seem to be normal.
-
380.
>In fact, they look just as scared as you, they're probably in danger of being molested as well.
-
381.
>When all of this is over, if it ever does end, there's going to be A LOT of pregnancies.
-
382.
>"DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!"
-
383.
>One of the many background mares shouted, essentially commanding every nearby female to dogpile on you.
-
384.
>This changes everything.
-
385.
"G-Get away from me!"
-
386.
>Running from a single rapist is one thing, but an entire army of them?
-
387.
>Potentially hundreds of horny mares?
-
388.
>You demand to speak with life's manager; This is unfair treatment.
-
389.
>If they catch you, you're going to become a father.
-
390.
>They WILL take turns with you.
-
391.
>While that may be the hottest thing of all time, there's something very, very wrong going on.
-
392.
>You just pray that you're not the only one capable of doing anything about it.
-
393.
>For now, you need answers, so Twilight and all of these cum-hungry mares will have to wait until later.
-
394.
>Looking over your shoulder, a few of them appear to be gaining on you.
-
395.
>It's like a stampede of horse pussy.
-
396.
>You're gunning it through Canterlot at around 6 meters per second, but they don't seem to care.
-
397.
>Why are they so fucking fast?
-
398.
-
399.
>Change of plans, you struck a hard left and dove for the alleyways.
-
400.
>You can't afford to bring all these mares with you on the main path to the castle.
-
401.
>After finding sufficient cover, you laid your hands onto the soft soil beneath you.
-
402.
>Several large growths of ivy soon covered you like a blanket, efficiently hiding you from sight.
-
403.
>Now it's time to sit and wait.
-
404.
>As you expected, most of them ran right past you, with some of them stopping to look around.
-
405.
>You're a goddamn genius; Their ankles have been broken.
-
406.
>Or their fetlocks.
-
407.
>Whatever horse ankles are called, you're not sure.
-
408.
>Peeking through the ivy, nopony seemed to in the alleyway with you.
-
409.
>These bat ponies are screeching, clicking their tongues, making all kinds of noises.
-
410.
>Regardless, the coast should be clear.
-
411.
>Thank Celestia you escaped.
-
412.
>Position #5 would have ruined you.
-
413.
>Getting tossed back and forth by a crowd of mares would've been even worse.
-
414.
>That Plant Bang(TM) must have done a number on Twi.
-
415.
>You hope she's okay, the poor vampiric thing.
-
416.
>Maybe getting fucked against a wall wouldn't have been so bad.
-
417.
>Were it not for the whole foal thing.
-
418.
>Or the whole red moon turning ponies into mate-hunting batpones.
-
419.
>It warms your heart that the first thing Twibat did was look for you.
-
420.
>She's so fucking loyal, holy shit.
-
421.
>You're going to marry that horse one day.
-
422.
>But that's not going to happen for years to come.
-
423.
>Taking it slow is a good thing.
-
424.
>A shrill hiss echoed through the alleyway, the sudden noise scaring you half to death.
-
425.
>One of those batmares just circled back.
-
426.
>"Stupid mate... quit hiding and come out already!"
-
427.
>Man, you've got to stop monologuing.
-
428.
>She would've alerted the entire street if she caught you.
-
429.
>There's Rape Fields(TM) all around you; This is no time for idle thoughts.
-
430.
>But you should be square to pay Celestia and Luna a visit now.
-
431.
>Now that there isn't an army of bat-mares hounding you down, it's a lot safer.
-
432.
>Gotta' keep the volume down, though.
-
433.
>Sneaking out of the alleyway, you stealthily made your way up to the castle.
-
434.
-
435.
>Before you could enter the castle premises, a roadblock has already presented itself.
-
436.
>Literally.
-
437.
>You've all but forgotten about Canterlot Castle's gate.
-
438.
>There's not a single royal guard in sight as far as you can tell.
-
439.
>They're probably too busy getting sexually assaulted.
-
440.
>Anyways, you're not about to let a gate stop you.
-
441.
>What would be the easiest way for you to get past this?
-
442.
>You're going to scream internally if the royal sisters got turned into batpones.
-
443.
>Either way, you need answers from somepony.
-
444.
>Twilight mentioned something about a queen.
-
445.
>Could she have been referencing Sunbutt?
-
446.
>You won't learn anything standing out here under this stupid Rape Moon(TM).
-
447.
>After a bit of brainstorming, perhaps your ticket is over, not past.
-
448.
>You need something to scale the gate in its entirety, and you've got just the thing.
-
449.
>Using one of your trusty seeds, the plan is to grow a rope.
-
450.
>Or in plant terms, a vine.
-
451.
>After this, you'll be down to three seeds.
-
452.
>Hopefully shit doesn't hit the fan once you're inside.
-
453.
>Pointing the seed to the top of the gate, the little guy started trembling.
-
454.
>This will be a new trick for you. so it might not come out "perfect" the first time.
-
455.
>Suddenly, a long, tendril-like vine shot out of the seed.
-
456.
>It's not enough for it to simply drape over the gate, so you'll need to fasten it, and quick.
-
457.
>THIS is something you know how to do with ease.
-
458.
>Controlling the head of the vine like a snake, you coiled the sumbitch' around a spike atop the gate.
-
459.
>Now all you need to do is climb.
-
460.
>This thing had better not snap on you.
-
461.
>One, two, one, two, one, two...
-
462.
>With a bit of arm and legwork, you made it to the top.
-
463.
>So now, you just pull the vine up here with you, and-
-
464.
>"H-Hi, Anon."
-
465.
>Is that vampire Fluttershy?
-
466.
>"Umm... what are you doing?"
-
467.
>Yeah, that's vampire Fluttershy.
-
468.
"HOLY SHI-"
-
469.
>Your balance is failing, dear Celestia.
-
470.
>Looks like this is how you die.
-
471.
"No, no, no... NOOOOOOOOO-"
-
472.
>Your overly dramatic screams were cut short as something broke your fall.
-
473.
>Actually, the culprit appears to have been a somepony.
-
474.
>Nutter Butter caught you.
-
475.
>This is really fucking awkward.
-
476.
"Uh..."
-
477.
-
478.
>"Y-You've gotta' be careful, Anon!"
-
479.
>"You were so high up!"
-
480.
"Well, I was in the middle of coming down!"
-
481.
"Safely, of course!"
-
482.
"Until YOU decided to scare the living daylights out of me!"
-
483.
>Flutterbat released you from her exceptionally strong hooves, dropping you on your feet.
-
484.
>"Sorry."
-
485.
"Be more assertive, Flutterbat..."
-
486.
"...Wait, on second thought, forget I said that."
-
487.
>"O-Okay."
-
488.
"HNNNNNGGGGHHHH"
-
489.
>Curse these equines and their very specifically timed, uncanny obedience.
-
490.
>It's adorable.
-
491.
"By the way... mind explaining why you're not mericilessly shagging me right now?"
-
492.
"Every mare I've seen since the moon showed up has turned into some kind of rape vampire."
-
493.
"Kinda' like you. Except you're docile right now."
-
494.
>"My will is too strong."
-
495.
"Impressive."
-
496.
"I underestimated you, Flutterbat."
-
497.
>"Please, call me b-bitch."
-
498.
"You and I both know I'm not calling you that."
-
499.
>Flutterbat's gaze turned to the ground, a sad look upon her features.
-
500.
>Why does she have to be so transparent?
-
501.
>Just this once, you'll cave in.
-
502.
"Bitch."
-
503.
>"H-HNNNNNNGHHHH-"
-
504.
>And there goes the mare juice.
-
505.
>Excellent.
-
506.
>"D-Does calling me a bitch turn you on?"
-
507.
"No, not really."
-
508.
"But it is fascinating how you secrete juices like it's some kind of biological defense mechanism."
-
509.
>"Wanna' me see me do it again?"
-
510.
"I'm good."
-
511.
>She turned around, presenting you with her currently winking, Limited Bat Edition Horse Pussy(TM).
-
512.
"I said I'm..."
-
513.
>"Hhhnnngh..."
-
514.
>Why.
-
515.
>Just why.
-
516.
>It got on your fucking shoe.
-
517.
"There's a world where I'm dating you instead of Twilight."
-
518.
>A third round of mare juices was promptly released; You should just stop talking.
-
519.
"But it's not this one, because you do shit like this."
-
520.
-
521.
>Turning away from the stupid, orgasming Flutterbat, your attention was placed on the castle entrance.
-
522.
>Right now, the two of you are inside the courtyard, just past the gate you climbed and fell off of.
-
523.
"So I couldn't ask Twilight this, but... do you know what happened to the others?"
-
524.
"AJ, Rarity, Pinkie, Rainbow... Starlight. Even Spike."
-
525.
"No doubt they all got swept up in this, and I'm worried you might be the only one who resisted the moon."
-
526.
"Twi couldn't, so my hopes aren't too high."
-
527.
>"Anypony that wasn't a stallion transformed when the red moon came."
-
528.
>"Everypony started f-fucking. Whether the stallions liked it or not."
-
529.
>"I don't think you understand how much sex was happening at that stadium..."
-
530.
>"...So much hot, sweaty-"
-
531.
"I'd prefer it if you didn't go into detail."
-
532.
>"...Anyways, nopony in our group seemed to want any of the random stallions."
-
533.
"Oh fuck. They're all looking for me, aren't they?"
-
534.
>"Most of them are, I think, but not Rarity."
-
535.
>"She tried to get ahold of Spike."
-
536.
"And?"
-
537.
>"There was too much chaos for me to really tell, but I think he ran away."
-
538.
"Based dragon bro. I knew he wouldn't fall victim to feminine wiles so easily."
-
539.
"So I'm gonna' assume you came here looking for answers."
-
540.
>"Yeah, I did! How'd you know?"
-
541.
"Since your mental state isn't being affected, you're not a part of the hivemind."
-
542.
"Which means you don't know what's going on here."
-
543.
>"G-Gosh, you're so smart, Anon."
-
544.
"I've seen enough movies as a kid to understand this much."
-
545.
"What I want to know is... where did that red moon come from?"
-
546.
"Did it show up on its own, or did something MAKE it appear?"
-
547.
"Twilight said something about a queen to me earlier, so I'm guessing it's the second option."
-
548.
>"Do you think the queen is-"
-
549.
"Celestia? That thought already crossed my mind."
-
550.
"That's why I'm here now, so I can maybe find out."
-
551.
"You came here hoping the princesses were unaffected, or...?"
-
552.
>"Actually, I saw you running away from that crowd earlier, s-so I followed you."
-
553.
"Couldn't have picked a worse time to get my attention, either."
-
554.
>"Sorry again..."
-
555.
"It's okay, you small yellow horse."
-
556.
>You proceeded to pet the absolute shit out of Flutterbat.
-
557.
>She's such a good pony.
-
558.
>Good ponies deserve wholesome treatment.
-
559.
"Who's a good bat, hmm? You are!"
-
560.
"Such a cute widdle bat!"
-
561.
>"P-Pull my tail while you-"
-
562.
>You took Flutterbat into your arms, carrying her away, and stopping her from finishing that thought.
-
563.
"I'm gonna' cut you off there. Let's go pay those sisters a visit, yeah?"
-
564.
-
565.
>It's eerily quiet in here and you haven't seen a single soul yet.
-
566.
>You joked about it earlier, but perhaps all of the guards DID end up running for their lives.
-
567.
>Or more accurately, their cocks.
-
568.
>Maybe both.
-
569.
>Talk about abandoning your post.
-
570.
>You and Flutterbat have been conversing like none of this is even happening.
-
571.
>Wouldn't that be nice if that were the case?
-
572.
>The plan was to attend the ceremony for Rainbow, have a nice party, and sleep in a fancy hotel.
-
573.
>Only one of those has happened so far, and you're not happy about that.
-
574.
>"...she wasn't cooperating with me, so I broke in and forced her."
-
575.
"Forced her? What the hell did you do?"
-
576.
>"I sat on her face."
-
577.
"God. Were you under the influence of the Tree Who Shall Not Be Named during that?"
-
578.
>"No..."
-
579.
"I've been trying to get her to tell me what you did for a few days now."
-
580.
"Now I see why she didn't want to say anything. Poor Trixie."
-
581.
"The mare can barely handle embarrassment."
-
582.
"That's exactly why I love embarrassing her."
-
583.
>"Can you embarrass me? P-Publicly, please."
-
584.
"No."
-
585.
>"S-Spank me."
-
586.
"When you get going, you really don't stop."
-
587.
>"I-I'm leaking, Anon."
-
588.
"And I'm about to toss you over a balcony."
-
589.
>"You're gonna t-t-toss me?"
-
590.
"Oh my fu... that's NOT what I mean."
-
591.
>"HHHnnNNNNngh... fuck..."
-
592.
>There she goes again.
-
593.
>Aaaaand it's all over you.
-
594.
"I don't like you."
-
595.
"You might THINK I like you, but I don't."
-
596.
>"K-Kiss me, goddamnit."
-
597.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa... watch the language, Flutterbat."
-
598.
"Don't use the lord's name in vain."
-
599.
>"But you say that all the time..."
-
600.
"Yeah, it's okay for me to say it. Not you, though."
-
601.
"Be a better horse. Bless."
-
602.
>"B-Bless."
-
603.
>"So... wanna' make out?"
-
604.
>This is a certified bat moment.
-
605.
"I'll drop you on your head, I swear."
-
606.
-
607.
>Before long, you both made it to the throne room.
-
608.
>Ominously, the door was closed.
-
609.
>You can't even peek to see what's going on without alerting whoever's in there.
-
610.
>But you're not a pussy, you came here with confrontation in mind, good or bad.
-
611.
>As it stands, you're the one in danger here, and Flutterbat is a disobeyer of the queen.
-
612.
>Which means that she should stay outside the throne room just in case things go bad.
-
613.
>The last time you had a third party hidden in waiting to support you, it didn't work.
-
614.
>Hopefully it works out this time around.
-
615.
>Of course, it'd be nice if, y'know, the rulers of Equestria HAVEN'T been turned into bats.
-
616.
>You're not holding out hope for that, so you'll just ask for answers and take what you can get.
-
617.
"Alright, Flutterbat."
-
618.
"Here's the plan."
-
619.
>"I-I'm listening..."
-
620.
>She nodded her head, those big red eyes glued to you as you held her like a baby.
-
621.
"I'll go in, see what's up, try and learn something while I'm in there, and then piss off."
-
622.
"You'll hang out here and listen in on our "talk."
-
623.
>"How do you know they'll tell you anything?"
-
624.
"I've got ways, you small yellow horse."
-
625.
"The art of negotiation, if you will."
-
626.
"Bartering, if you're so inclined."
-
627.
>Setting her down on the floor, you reached into your satchel to grab two seeds.
-
628.
"I've got three seeds left; You're going to hold one of them for me."
-
629.
>Working a small fraction of life magic on it, it trembled ever so subtly.
-
630.
"If I scream 'BLESS' while I'm in there, I want you to open the door and throw this in."
-
631.
"Preferably at the bat horses that would most likely be molesting me, but just do what you can."
-
632.
"It's pre-cooked to go off; All it needs is a little force."
-
633.
>"W-What will it do?"
-
634.
"It's a flash. Whoever's unfortunate enough to look at it gets blinded for a while."
-
635.
"The damn thing is pretty loud too, so watch your ears."
-
636.
>"Sounds simple enough..."
-
637.
"Sick. I'll be going in with this one in my hands, ready to go off when I need it."
-
638.
"Best case scenario, I get some info on how to stop this madness, and maybe use just one of these."
-
639.
"Worst case scenario... well... there's a lot of ways this could go south."
-
640.
"No point in counting the ways."
-
641.
"If they take me out and you can't save me, I'm relying on you to save Equestria."
-
642.
"No pressure."
-
643.
>"S-S-Save E-Equestria...?"
-
644.
"Let's hope it won't come to that. Good luck."
-
645.
-
646.
>Kicking open the door to the throne room, you were met with a peculiar sight.
-
647.
>Red moonlight is spilling in through the stained glass.
-
648.
>And there's a fucking dining table in here.
-
649.
>Not only that, but Batlestia and... whatever Bat Luna's nickname is are currently feasting.
-
650.
>There's a big, fat turkey.
-
651.
>And you're not talking about Sunbat.
-
652.
>The table is stacked with all kinds of food.
-
653.
>"Greetings, human." Luna greeted you, her eyes shining a deep crimson red.
-
654.
"Good evening."
-
655.
>"We've been expecting you." Celestia spoke, before partaking of the turkey.
-
656.
"Is that so?"
-
657.
"Am I that predictable?"
-
658.
>"One might say that I know you better than you know yourself."
-
659.
"Then you know why I'm here."
-
660.
"I've come to negotiate."
-
661.
"Who is this queen I've been hearing about? Is it you?"
-
662.
"Where did that big, red fucking moon come from?"
-
663.
>"One question at a time, Anonymous."
-
664.
>"You haven't even made your case yet."
-
665.
>"Come. This seat is just for you."
-
666.
>Sunbat's horn illuminated, her magic surrounding a chair between her and her sister.
-
667.
>You're not comfortable with being between the both of them, but it's fine.
-
668.
>That just means a Plant Bang(TM) here will be even more effective.
-
669.
>The things you do for this country.
-
670.
"It's only been 4 days, and your ass has gotten bigger, Sunbutt."
-
671.
"That chair looks like it's struggling."
-
672.
"Why don't you go on Luna's diet?"
-
673.
"Her butt's been getting bigger too, but it's not CERTAINLY nothing like yours."
-
674.
>"You're quite observant." Luna giggled, tapping your shoulder with a hoof.
-
675.
>"Dost thou make it a point to ogle at flanks?"
-
676.
>"We appreciate thy honesty, regardless."
-
677.
"We, as in both of you, or we, as in you?"
-
678.
>"We as in us."
-
679.
"Ok."
-
680.
>This conversation is fairly par for the course.
-
681.
>Are they actually in hivemind mode, or...?
-
682.
>"It is only natural for you to recognize our beauty, Anonymous." Sunbat chimed, smiling warmly.
-
683.
>"Perhaps... courtship is in order." Luna asked, with bedroom eyes that you're having difficulties avoiding.
-
684.
>Yep, they're in hivemind mode.
-
685.
>Celestia would never accept your insults so easily.
-
686.
>Especially if you commented on the growing size of her pudgy haunches.
-
687.
>And Luna can be a tease, but she usually isn't this forthcoming about her attraction to you.
-
688.
>If she even is attracted to you, of course.
-
689.
-
690.
>Anyway, it's happening again.
-
691.
>You're being distracted.
-
692.
>The way you phrase this upcoming question is extremely important.
-
693.
>If at all possible, you'd like to get the information you need, bang this flash, and skedaddle.
-
694.
>Giving them what they want first isn't favorable, but it depends on what their demands are.
-
695.
>Perhaps lowering their guard by putting forth an offer they can't refuse will work.
-
696.
"Tell me what I want to know, and you'll BOTH have my kids."
-
697.
"No resistance, no fighting. Is that fair?"
-
698.
>"I accept those terms... but I will not be satisfied with just one child." Celestia added.
-
699.
>"I've always wanted quadruplets. Will that be a problem?"
-
700.
"N-No. No, it won't."
-
701.
>It most certainly is a fucking problem, but you won't say that it is.
-
702.
>Your palms are so sweaty; You might set off the Plant Bang(TM) through moisture alone.
-
703.
>"Not that it matters. We're not going to take no for an answer, Anonymous."
-
704.
"I-I see..."
-
705.
>Both of them are leaning uncomfortably close to your face.
-
706.
>You need an adult.
-
707.
>"We have heard many a tale from Twilight Sparkle. I'm curious to see if they're true." Luna said.
-
708.
>Starlight wasn't the only mare she's been sending those letters to?
-
709.
>That fucking autist just can't shut up about you, can she?
-
710.
>"To start, I am not the queen. That would be..."
-
711.
>With baited breath, you anxiously awaited the namedrop.
-
712.
>"...Queen Chrysalis."
-
713.
>"She summoned this moon, and it's responsible for our transformations."
-
714.
>It took a moment for that one to register.
-
715.
"...HUH?"
-
716.
>Chrysalis?
-
717.
>That bug bitch that Twilight told you about?
-
718.
>She's the one who caused all of this?
-
719.
>Everything Purple Smart mentioned had nothing to do with bats, red moons, or looking for mates.
-
720.
>So when did all of THIS come into play?
-
721.
>Maybe she realized her previous strategy wasn't cutting it, so she became a vampire queen?
-
722.
>She apparently lost all of her underlings because they realized consensual love is overpowered.
-
723.
"Where is she now? I'd like to meet her."
-
724.
>"Would you now? You can find her in Ponyville."
-
725.
>"She has... borrowed Twilight's castle, if you will."
-
726.
>By god, that means things are even worse over there in Ponyville.
-
727.
>You hope everypony is alright.
-
728.
>Lyra, Sassy, Bon-Bon, Trixie, Minuette, Vinyl...
-
729.
>Now that you know who's behind all this and where they are, your job here is finished.
-
730.
>The seed is trembling inside of your right palm, just waiting to be "detonated."
-
731.
-
732.
>If you could save Equestria WITHOUT cumming inside these two, that'd be swell.
-
733.
>Again, most of the time, you aren't grossly offended by the idea of fucking any of these horses.
-
734.
>But you'd like to be the one who makes that call, your body, your choice.
-
735.
>"I would like to go first, sister. If you don't mind." Sunbat stated, getting out of her chair.
-
736.
>"We do not. We only ask that that thou make it quick, for we tend to be... impatient at times." Luna replied.
-
737.
>"I've been wanting to savor this human for the longest time, Luna. I'm afraid I cannot honor that request."
-
738.
>This is totally not good.
-
739.
>"Very well. We shall wait to the best of our abilities." Luna compromised, eagerly awaiting her turn.
-
740.
>"You don't plan to rut me in that chair, do you, Anonymous?" Celestia asked, urging you to get up.
-
741.
>Your heart is pounding out of your chest right now.
-
742.
>With an arm to stabilize your shaky, anxious nerves, you stood out of the chair.
-
743.
>And you stood up STRAIGHT into horse tongue.
-
744.
>That's just great.
-
745.
>Once you understood what was happening, the shock almost caused you to pull away.
-
746.
>You're not ready to bang the flash just yet.
-
747.
>Messing this up means having to reach for another seed, or worse, becoming an early father.
-
748.
>Would they give birth to humans, ponies, or a satyr, though?
-
749.
>You shouldn't be asking yourself that question, but you need a distraction from this kiss.
-
750.
"Uuughh...OOCK-"
-
751.
>YOUR THROAT.
-
752.
>OH GOD-
-
753.
>Pulling away from Sunbat's snout, you coughed profusely, rubbing your poor esophagus.
-
754.
"Fu... FUCK! Too... too deep!"
-
755.
>"Hahahaha..."
-
756.
>She's laughing.
-
757.
>You almost choked on her tongue, and she's laughing.
-
758.
>"...Think of that as revenge for slapping my rear."
-
759.
"You're still on that, you petty little..."
-
760.
>"Shall we continue?" Sunbat asked, spinning around to point her celestial white ass at you.
-
761.
>Her tail smacked you in the face, not very hard, of course, considering the thing is soft like silk.
-
762.
>Holy shit.
-
763.
>The Super Mega Ultra Almighty God-Like Primordial Sanctified Supreme True Ponut(TM).
-
764.
>And beneath it, lies the Founder's Edition Horse Pussy(TM).
-
765.
>Of all the moments, this one is certified.
-
766.
>Like a demon possessing you, her body lured you in with temptation.
-
767.
>Resting a hand against her flanks, you shook your head.
-
768.
>Luna will get flashed, no doubt, but Sunbat HAS to look back at you for this to work.
-
769.
>You've got to get her attention without being suspicious.
-
770.
>By now, you were fully massaging her rump with your left hand.
-
771.
>"No need to be shy, Anonymous. Why use only one hand?" Sunbat asked, looking back at you.
-
772.
>FUCK, IT'S SO SOFT-
-
773.
>Anon Jr. is positively losing it.
-
774.
>"S-Sorry, I'm a little nervous..."
-
775.
-
776.
>It's go time.
-
777.
>Tossing the seed into the air, you set it off using your life magic, and closed your eyes.
-
778.
>Much like the time your entire body flashbanged Starlight, it was ludicrously loud.
-
779.
>Beggars can't be choosers, though; It's not like it'll make you deaf.
-
780.
>The royal sisters shouted in pain before collapsing onto the ground.
-
781.
>That flash had some extra "sauce" to it, not enough to really hurt them, but enough to guarantee your escape.
-
782.
>With the speed of Blue Fast, you darted towards the exit.
-
783.
>You're home-fucking-free.
-
784.
>Once again, you're a goddamn genius.
-
785.
>Now you just need to escape before they pursue you.
-
786.
"Flutterbat! Mission accomplished, let's get the hell out of he-"
-
787.
>BANG
-
788.
"S-SHIT!"
-
789.
>"AGH! A-AGAIN?!"
-
790.
>That was Twilight's voice just now.
-
791.
>Literally what is happening?
-
792.
>You just got hit by your own Plant Bang(TM) with open eyes.
-
793.
>You can't see a fucking thing.
-
794.
>Everything is white.
-
795.
>"Anon, t-this way! Hurry!" In your blind stupor, Flutterbat urged you to follow her.
-
796.
>A hoof wrapped around your hand, and you tried your best to keep up with her.
-
797.
"God, what just happened?!"
-
798.
>"Twilight showed up, so I flashed her! S-She took me by surprise!"
-
799.
"Wow, that's great!"
-
800.
"I'm so glad you just so happened to throw it when I left the throne room!"
-
801.
>This is how it feels for Plant Bang(TM) victims.
-
802.
>It sucks.
-
803.
>"A-And another thing! I don't think Twilight is the only one here!"
-
804.
"WHAT?!"
-
805.
>The situation has gone from salvageable, to perfect, to dogshit.
-
806.
>Horseshit, if you feel so inclined.
-
807.
>After turning a corner, your eyesight had slowly begun to return.
-
808.
>You could only see basic shapes, and that's it.
-
809.
>Assuming this is accurate for how long the blindness lasts, not all is lost.
-
810.
>Twibat should still be stunned from that.
-
811.
"Hey! What makes you so sure it's not just her?"
-
812.
>"I heard them, Anon!"
-
813.
"God..."
-
814.
>Unfortunately, she couldn't warn you about any of this beforehand.
-
815.
>That would've ruined your chances of getting the information you needed and she understood that.
-
816.
>Smart horse.
-
817.
"...We've gotta' get to Ponyville! Chrysalis is back and she's huddled up in Twilight's castle!"
-
818.
>"C-CHRYSALIS?!"
-
819.
"Crazy, isn't it?!"
-
820.
-
821.
>"Step aside, Fluttershy!"
-
822.
>Flutterbat stopped dead in her tracks in response to a voice.
-
823.
>A voice that you can guarantee belonged to Rarity.
-
824.
>Raribat, if you will.
-
825.
"Oh... fuck!"
-
826.
"Rarity?!"
-
827.
"I thought you said she went after Spike!"
-
828.
>"I think she got him already!"
-
829.
>The blindness has almost fully wore off; Details are visible once again.
-
830.
>A red-eyed "vampiric" Fashion Horse(TM) is blocking your path.
-
831.
>She's wearing a little cloak that makes her look like Dracula.
-
832.
>That's fucking hilarious.
-
833.
>"You do understand this is treason against the queen, correct?" Raribat inquired, stepping closer.
-
834.
>"How are your eyes, Anon? Can you see?"
-
835.
"Yeah, it's coming back to me..."
-
836.
>"T-Then run for it!"
-
837.
"Like... RUN run?"
-
838.
>"RUN RUN!"
-
839.
"Welp."
-
840.
>Right as you attempted to take off past Discount Dracula(TM), her magic stopped you dead in your tracks.
-
841.
>"Not so fast, darling."
-
842.
"Damnit, Raribat! Lemme' go!"
-
843.
>"Which would you prefer? Fillies or colts?"
-
844.
"No. I am NOT fucking you!"
-
845.
>"Correct. I'll be doing most of the work."
-
846.
>Oh good heavens.
-
847.
>This is totally not good.
-
848.
>Out of nowhere, Flutterbat tackled Raribat to the ground, and now the two of them are rolling around.
-
849.
>All she needed was a distraction, it seems.
-
850.
>Galaxy brain horse.
-
851.
>Raribat's horn activated again and again, but Flutterbat wasn't having any of it.
-
852.
>"J-Just... sit STILL ALREADY!"
-
853.
>And with that, she is now comfortably seated upon Raribat's face.
-
854.
>"MMmmpph... mmmMMMMPPHH!"
-
855.
>"Anon, get going! Twilight will be here any second now!"
-
856.
"Get going?! But what about-"
-
857.
>"Escape while you still can, y-you... hnnngh... sexy fucking-"
-
858.
>Ugh.
-
859.
>She's leaking again.
-
860.
>You don't want to be around when Twibat and the two bat sisters turn that corner, so it's time to go.
-
861.
-
862.
>What a shame.
-
863.
>If you had the time, you'd stop to laugh at Raribat.
-
864.
>She already looked stupid in that cloak, but Flutterbat squirting all over her face is comedy gold.
-
865.
"Promise me you'll get out of here too, okay?"
-
866.
>"N-No p-p-p... promises!"
-
867.
"Fuck... okay! Don't worry, Fluttershy!"
-
868.
"I've got this!"
-
869.
>You hate to leave her all by her lonesome, but it must be done.
-
870.
>With huge steps, you practically jumped down a set of stairs, and didn't stop running for a second.
-
871.
>Flutterbat's screams could be heard in the distance.
-
872.
>On second thought, it sounded more like moans than screams.
-
873.
>What the fuck is going on back there?
-
874.
>Sure enough, you're not turning back to check.
-
875.
>How are you going to get all the way from here to Ponyville?
-
876.
>Every train conductor in Equestria is either long gone, or looking for a mate.
-
877.
>"Howdy, pardner'."
-
878.
>Uh-oh.
-
879.
>After hearing that, you didn't even stop, but you know it's Applebat.
-
880.
>She came running around a corner from a hallway up ahead, cutting you off directly.
-
881.
"Seriously?!"
-
882.
>This is like the dream all over again.
-
883.
>"Nonny, Nonny! Look at me! I'm a vampire!"
-
884.
>There goes Pinkbat.
-
885.
>"C-Come on, Pinkie! Don't let im' get away! AH WANT KIDS!"
-
886.
>Applebat doesn't appear to be in the greatest condition; She seems fatigued.
-
887.
>And on top of that, she's sweating up a storm.
-
888.
>That's extremely tempting.
-
889.
>However, you still don't want kids.
-
890.
>You were about to reach for another seed, but that won't cut it.
-
891.
>If things continue the way they are, Rainbat should be showing up.
-
892.
>Hell, Batlight could appear as well.
-
893.
>The sound of whipping wind alerted you to the presence of a third batpone.
-
894.
>Dark Souls(TM), don't fail now.
-
895.
>Affter hitting the cleanest dodge roll of all time, you managed to avoid the surprise attack.
-
896.
>The attack coming from none other than Rainbat.
-
897.
>The Flier of the Year award is still around her neck.
-
898.
>Unfortunately for her, you've 100%'ed every From Software(TM) game.
-
899.
>"D-Darnit! Now's not the time to be cool, bro!"
-
900.
>"Just lay back and take it!"
-
901.
>There's no time for celebration.
-
902.
>Applebat and Pinkbat are rushing you.
-
903.
>Honestly, this is perfect.
-
904.
>Getting away from these three all at once really helps your chances if you can manage to hide somewhere.
-
905.
>Who cares how you get out of this castle, so long as you do?
-
906.
>You decide to take off running in a random direction.
-
907.
-
908.
>This seemed to work, as it confused the Dracula-Pones.
-
909.
>Jumping and ducking into the second room on the left side of the hall, you shut the door behind you.
-
910.
>As you expected, they went right past you.
-
911.
>Excellent.
-
912.
>You can't rely on plants to save you all the time; Sometimes, you've got to use your brain meat.
-
913.
>Now all you need to do is-
-
914.
>Suddenly, a pony teleported into the room with you.
-
915.
>That pony would be Batlight.
-
916.
>If you were a fictional character in an RPG, your luck stat would be zero.
-
917.
>That's not entirely true, but it certainly feels like it right now.
-
918.
"Oh... shit..."
-
919.
>"Oh shit, indeed."
-
920.
>The seed.
-
921.
>Where's that fucking seed?
-
922.
>Before you could even reach for it, your arms were restrained with magic.
-
923.
"Damnit, Batlight!"
-
924.
"Didn't we just go over this?!"
-
925.
>"I don't want to share you with anypony else."
-
926.
>"Not the girls, not the Princesses, not the queen."
-
927.
>"You're MINE, Anon."
-
928.
>Batlight tossed you onto the conveniently placed guest room bed, before casually hopping up there with you.
-
929.
>There's a potted plant in the corner.
-
930.
>Maybe if you can manipulate it, you can make a-
-
931.
>It's just been burnt to a crisp.
-
932.
"C-Come on...!"
-
933.
>Focusing on the last remaining seed inside the satchel, you sprouted it into a vine.
-
934.
>The little grass snake quietly wormed its way out, but Batlight was way ahead of you.
-
935.
>Just before you could bloom a Plant Bang(TM), the vine was turned to ashes.
-
936.
>Once again, you repeat, this is the epitome of everything that is not good.
-
937.
"Fight it, Batlight! I know you can do this!"
-
938.
"If Flutterbat did it, so can you!"
-
939.
>"Now why would I do that, hmm?"
-
940.
>She leaned close to your face, prompting you to sink into the mattress in an attempt to make distance.
-
941.
>You've got to flash, no more excuses.
-
942.
>The one move that you haven't been able to replicate properly is this one, RIGHT here.
-
943.
>It's possible, you can do it, you swear on your mom that it can be done.
-
944.
>Even if you're all out of seeds, you just have to believe.
-
945.
>But it's not enough to just pull it off, you've got to hit her, hard and fast.
-
946.
>No, not that kind of hitting.
-
947.
-
948.
>A powerful heat rose up from within you, before it exploded.
-
949.
>And no, not that kind of explosion.
-
950.
>This seedless flash felt different compared to the first time, it almost burned.
-
951.
>When you opened your eyes, Batlight had some kind of magical bubble around her head, grinning confidently.
-
952.
"Fuck."
-
953.
>"I haven't forgotten, Anon."
-
954.
>"You won't get me with the same move twice."
-
955.
"You're lucky we're inside."
-
956.
"I'd have shoved a stump so far up your pretty little flank by now..."
-
957.
>"That magic of yours is pretty strong, I'll give you that."
-
958.
>"I underestimated you the first time."
-
959.
>How poetic.
-
960.
>When you needed it most, it didn't do shit.
-
961.
>May as well do it a second time, it couldn't hurt.
-
962.
>This is nowhere near as physically taxing as the Stump Strike(TM).
-
963.
>And flash twice, you did.
-
964.
>After opening your eyes, you're unsurprised to see that it didn't do anything.
-
965.
>"Nah. Try again."
-
966.
>Note to self, the Plant Bang(TM) no longer works on Starlight Glimmer.
-
967.
"S-So... umm..."
-
968.
>"So?"
-
969.
"...Why don't we just pretend none of this happened?"
-
970.
"Maybe you can teleport me to Ponyville."
-
971.
>"No can do. Not after what happened last time."
-
972.
"That's just the hivemind talking."
-
973.
"I know it's not you."
-
974.
>"I'm still mad inside, you know."
-
975.
"T-Tell you what! I'm a reasonable guy..."
-
976.
"...Get me to Ponyville, and... and... I'll give you rape privileges!"
-
977.
>"But that's exactly what I'm about to do, sweetie."
-
978.
>Curse this mare and her rape fetish.
-
979.
"I won't tell anypony a thing! Not even Twilight!"
-
980.
"J-Just take the deal! I'll even throw in Fluttershy!"
-
981.
"And I'll pardon your sentence! I mean, the fate of Equestria is at stake, don't you want to be a hero?"
-
982.
>"I WANT to be a mother, Anon."
-
983.
>"And to have hot, rough sex until you can't move anymore, but you already knew that."
-
984.
>There's one more trick up your sleeve, one that you didn't want to use.
-
985.
>Batlight isn't leaving you with a choice.
-
986.
"...Ok."
-
987.
>She did a double take at that, the mare obviously not expecting you to say such a thing.
-
988.
"If this is how it ends, then the least I can do is ruin your satisfaction."
-
989.
"Go on. Fuck me."
-
990.
"I'll give you ALL the foals you want."
-
991.
-
992.
>You have a feeling that her fetish is even stronger than the hivemind.
-
993.
>This is your last bargaining chip.
-
994.
>You're all out after this.
-
995.
>"...HUH?"
-
996.
>Did she just use your "huh?"
-
997.
>That's it.
-
998.
>You're marrying this horse.
-
999.
>In another timeline, of course.
-
1000.
>This one is reserved for Twalot Spickle.
-
1001.
"Yes, that's it."
-
1002.
"Give in to your base desires."
-
1003.
>"...I-I'll use a cock spell..."
-
1004.
>Jesus H', she's grasping at straws.
-
1005.
>Why the fuck is that even a spell?
-
1006.
>And who invented it?
-
1007.
"Do it."
-
1008.
>You've never bullshat harder in your life.
-
1009.
>There's a limit to how much fire you can play with; This is the limit.
-
1010.
>Luckily for you, she's at war with herself.
-
1011.
>You've got to tip the scales, the only way you know how.
-
1012.
"I'll eat your ass."
-
1013.
>"O-OKAY, OKAY! DEAL!"
-
1014.
>"I'll send you to Ponyville, but I won't forget those promises, Anon."
-
1015.
>Bingo.
-
1016.
>Alright, maybe bingo isn't the word, because you'll regret everything you just bargained over.
-
1017.
>Marecock isn't included in that, right?
-
1018.
"Thanks, Batlight."
-
1019.
>"Don't thank me, you idiot!"
-
1020.
"One more thing! Go see if you can help Flutterbat."
-
1021.
"She's upstairs getting punished for treason, so..."
-
1022.
>"I'll try... just... get outta' here!"
-
1023.
>She hurriedly teleported you STRAIGHT out of Canterlot.
-
1024.
>For a few moments, your entire world was blurry and muddied, before everything became clear again.
-
1025.
>But there's no reason to panic.
-
1026.
>No sir.
-
1027.
>Not at all.
-
1028.
>She definitely didn't send you directly to Twilight's castle.
-
1029.
>Perhaps you should have specified exactly where you wanted to go.
-
1030.
>Thank Celestia you're not in the atrium; Chrysalis may very well be there.
-
1031.
>You're inside Twi's bedroom; Admittedly, this is favorable.
-
1032.
>Reason being that there should be some seeds in here, thanks to Twilight's constant need for "examinations."
-
1033.
-
1034.
>You've got the ammo, and you've got the potential.
-
1035.
>Every single gamble you've made has succeeded.
-
1036.
>Not without losses, of course, but sometimes you've got to hold an L.
-
1037.
>Just like Flutterbat.
-
1038.
>She's probably being defiled in ways that you can't even describe right now.
-
1039.
>Thanks to her sacrifice, you had the opportunity to escape.
-
1040.
>These batpones are ruthless.
-
1041.
>Their leader should be no different, so you're going to need a plan.
-
1042.
>You neglected to ask Sunbat how all of this could be ended.
-
1043.
>At the time, that would've placed unnecessary suspicion on you.
-
1044.
>And because of that, you're just going to ASSUME that knocking her the fuck out will do the trick.
-
1045.
>Because, y'know, power dynamics.
-
1046.
>How could she possibly retain her Vampire Queen(TM) status if she loses in a duel?
-
1047.
>It just wouldn't make sense.
-
1048.
>Other humans haven't made it this far in life because they don't THINK like you do.
-
1049.
>You're in another plane of existence.
-
1050.
>Literally and figuratively.
-
1051.
>Besides, what other course of action is there to take?
-
1052.
>There's probably an entire legion of cock-hungry mares outside, some of them being your best friends.
-
1053.
>The safest bet is to end this right here, right now.
-
1054.
>Ideas for how to do it are already racing through your mind.
-
1055.
>There are about twenty or so seeds on Twilight's little lab table.
-
1056.
>That's quite a lot.
-
1057.
>After scooping each seed into your satchel, it's time to look for this bug.
-
1058.
>You left the room as quietly as humanly possible.
-
1059.
>Time to crouch like you're in a stealth game.
-
1060.
>Nopony seemed to be around, but that could change at any moment.
-
1061.
>The atrium's double doors were closed, which completely ruins your opportunity for a sneak attack.
-
1062.
>However, surprise attacks are still on the table.
-
1063.
>There's a difference.
-
1064.
>The plan is simple.
-
1065.
>You squish the bug, but not before throwing every single trick you have at her.
-
1066.
>If this goes well, she shouldn't have a chance to fight back.
-
1067.
>Suddenly, a malevolent voice that screams "I'm the bad guy" graced your ears.
-
1068.
>There's a conversation going on in there.
-
1069.
>"With this moon, I've singlehandedly crippled this land!"
-
1070.
>"Not even that FOOL Thorax could dream of stopping me!"
-
1071.
>"And every male will spend the rest of their lives in servitude to my legions!"
-
1072.
>"W-What about..." A frightened, considerably less confident voice came after.
-
1073.
>Was that Trixie?
-
1074.
>"The monkey?! Surely, you jest!"
-
1075.
-
1076.
>"Explain how a WORTHLESS creature without magic is meant to stop me!"
-
1077.
>"...But he does! He can-" Trixie replied, before being cut off.
-
1078.
>"Grow a couple of weeds? You call THAT magic?!"
-
1079.
>"Once he's subdued and captured, I'll have him brought to me!"
-
1080.
>"I wouldn't dare choose any of these repugnant ponies as mates!"
-
1081.
>Trixie being here complicates things.
-
1082.
>You've gotta' take her out of the picture.
-
1083.
>Knocking on the door, you purposefully alerted the two of them.
-
1084.
>"Who goes there?!"
-
1085.
>There was a moment of silence, before Chrysalis continued to speak.
-
1086.
>"Don't just stand there, you fool!"
-
1087.
>"Go investigate!"
-
1088.
>"I-I'm on it!"
-
1089.
>Trixie's hooves clip-clopped towards the doors, meanwhile, you hugged the wall and crouched.
-
1090.
>This has to be done quick.
-
1091.
>You've got this.
-
1092.
>The doors flew open, and the blue horse herself stepped out into the hallway.
-
1093.
>"S-Show yourself...!" Trixie whimpered, her nerves getting the better of her.
-
1094.
>Even as a hivemind-controlled vampire, she's still one of the cutest things you've ever seen.
-
1095.
>Before you could be spotted, you flashed the Great and Powerful Horse(TM).
-
1096.
>She screamed in pain from having her eyesight unceremoniously disabled.
-
1097.
>Grabbing the frightened, incapacitated equine, you pulled her aside.
-
1098.
>"What the...!" Chrysalis muttered from inside the atrium.
-
1099.
>The next thing the bug would likely see was half of your head, as you peeked at her.
-
1100.
>"Y-You! Anonymous!"
-
1101.
"This 'useless' human is about to fold you like an omelette."
-
1102.
>The bug was fuming, her crimson eyes burning with rage.
-
1103.
>But why is she hot?
-
1104.
>Nopony told you the bug was hot.
-
1105.
>Taking a seed out of your satchel, you held it out and towards Chrysalis.
-
1106.
>The seed burst open, before a long vine fired at her like a bullet.
-
1107.
>It wrapped around the bug's horn, so now, the next phase of your plan begins.
-
1108.
>"A vine? What do you think a measly vine will do to me, human?!"
-
1109.
>As you anticipated, her horn started to glow.
-
1110.
>You're not expecting the vine to do anything, and it doesn't have to.
-
1111.
>It's just a distraction for what comes next.
-
1112.
>The vine was snapped in half by her evil bug magic, but you've already yeeted FIVE seeds at her face.
-
1113.
>Check-fucking-mate.
-
1114.
>The following flashes were so loud that you feared for your own ear drums, and you weren't even near it.
-
1115.
-
1116.
>"AAAaaaaAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAA!"
-
1117.
>"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
-
1118.
>Damn.
-
1119.
>Sounds like it really hurt her.
-
1120.
>"MY EYES! MY EEEEEYYYES!"
-
1121.
>Poor thing probably can't even hear her own screams right now.
-
1122.
>Maybe five was overkill, but who cares?
-
1123.
>Not only is she a proven threat to Equestria, but she's currently in vampire mode.
-
1124.
>One Plant Bang(TM) probably wouldn't have been enough to stun her.
-
1125.
>You're not finished, anyways.
-
1126.
>Here comes the REAL finisher.
-
1127.
>Within seconds, you were sprinting at the bug, and grabbing more than a handful of seeds out of your satchel.
-
1128.
>Surprisingly, she was back on her feet.
-
1129.
>Hell, she could probably see you.
-
1130.
>GO, GO, GO, GO, GO
-
1131.
>"C-Curse you... you..."
-
1132.
"THAT'S IT! I'M GETTIN' ME MALLET!"
-
1133.
>Focusing your life magic on each seed in your hands, you decided to grow a mighty, wooden mallet.
-
1134.
>"W-Wha... what are you-"
-
1135.
>BONK
-
1136.
>BONK
-
1137.
>BONK
-
1138.
>This is a certified bonk moment.
-
1139.
>The bug beneath you was helpless against your mallet.
-
1140.
>You've lost count of how many bonks you've given her.
-
1141.
>This merciless beating would make your father cry.
-
1142.
>It's exactly how your old man used to beat you, too.
-
1143.
>With a giant mallet, no less.
-
1144.
>If only he were here to see you in a world full of talking horses, squishing a bug with a giant mallet.
-
1145.
>"PLEASE... OOOF!"
-
1146.
>"I YIELD, I-I..."
-
1147.
>BONK
-
1148.
"TURN..."
-
1149.
>BONK
-
1150.
"THE..."
-
1151.
>BONK
-
1152.
"MOON... OFF!"
-
1153.
>BONK
-
1154.
>"I'LL DO IT! J-JUST... STOP!"
-
1155.
"Oh yeah?!"
-
1156.
>BONK
-
1157.
>Out of nowhere, some kind of red energy emanated from the bug's body.
-
1158.
>You were this close to bonking her once more, but the red matter vanished into nothingness.
-
1159.
-
1160.
>She forfeited?
-
1161.
>This bug, who's supposedly tried and failed to conquer Equestria numerous times, just forfeited?
-
1162.
>You're not buying it.
-
1163.
>BONK
-
1164.
>"A-Anonymous, I beg of you..."
-
1165.
"Show me your eyes, damnit."
-
1166.
>Chrysalis weakly opened her eyes, and to your surprise, they were green.
-
1167.
>Yeah, that's real convincing.
-
1168.
>The mallet went over your head once more as you prepared to continue the squishing.
-
1169.
>"D-Don't!"
-
1170.
"...Get up."
-
1171.
>"W-What?"
-
1172.
"Got gunk in your ears? Get. Up."
-
1173.
>The scared bug stood on her feet as quickly as possible.
-
1174.
>No doubt the task was difficult after all of those heavy bonks.
-
1175.
"Do anything funny, and I mean ANYTHING... and you know what happens."
-
1176.
"Those five senses of yours? From this point forward, they're mine."
-
1177.
"They're all fucking mine."
-
1178.
"Am I making myself clear?"
-
1179.
>She nodded frantically, biting her lip out of fear.
-
1180.
"And don't you dare think for a single second that you can pull a fast one on me."
-
1181.
"I don't get how these ponies have dealt with you so many times, and for so long, but..."
-
1182.
"...This kind of stuff doesn't fly where I come from."
-
1183.
"It'd get you killed."
-
1184.
"Not captured, not imprisoned, just DEAD."
-
1185.
>Leaning into her face, you pointed an index finger at her, scolding her like a dog.
-
1186.
>That's a bit of an excaggeration, though.
-
1187.
>There isn't a single dog in the universe that deserves this.
-
1188.
>But it has to be done.
-
1189.
>She'll keep trying to win over and over and over otherwise.
-
1190.
"You get me?"
-
1191.
>"Y-Yes, I... I'll stop! For good!"
-
1192.
>"I'm sorry...!"
-
1193.
>Holy shit, she's crying bug tears.
-
1194.
>The point was to scare the living daylights out of her, but part of you feels bad.
-
1195.
"Do you mean that?"
-
1196.
"You'll never hurt anypony ever again?"
-
1197.
"Will you stop trying to take over the world like some kind of evil maniac?"
-
1198.
"Because I'll be frank with you, it's not worth it."
-
1199.
>"How many t-t-times do I have to tell you... I'm done..."
-
1200.
"Uh-huh. Come with me."
-
1201.
>Wrapping a vine around the bug queen's long neck, you led her into the hallway.
-
1202.
>Everything was quiet, save for Chrysalis' sniffles, and Trixie's pained complaints.
-
1203.
-
1204.
>Speaking of Trixie, her eyes were back to their normal color.
-
1205.
"Look at this pony."
-
1206.
"Look what you made me do to MY friend."
-
1207.
>The bug flinched solely in response to your voice, whimpering to herself.
-
1208.
"Tell her you're sorry."
-
1209.
>"S-Sorry..."
-
1210.
"Trixie. Her name is Trixie."
-
1211.
"TELL HER - "I'M SORRY, TRIXIE."
-
1212.
>"I-I-I'm s-s-sorry... T-Trixie..."
-
1213.
>"Uhh... apology accepted?" The Great and Powerful Horse(TM) looked up at the bug, rubbing her eyes.
-
1214.
"You're okay, right, Trix?"
-
1215.
"Sorry I had to flash you like that."
-
1216.
>"It's okay, Anon. You did what you had to do."
-
1217.
>"And... good job saving Equestria, I guess?" The blue horse flashed you a smile, trying to cheer up.
-
1218.
"Thanks. I had a bit of help along the way, so it wasn't all me."
-
1219.
>"W-Well, I'm sure you did! But you just showed up and started beating Queen Chrysalis with a mallet!"
-
1220.
>"All by yourself!"
-
1221.
"I was riled up, alright?"
-
1222.
"Today was Rainbow's big day, and it's been ruined, thanks to this bug."
-
1223.
"That, and... I've been dealing with a lot of stress lately."
-
1224.
"When you spend almost every fucking day getting targeted by crazy rapists, it starts to get at you."
-
1225.
>"I can't even begin to imagine..." Trixie added, looking the other way.
-
1226.
"Come on, let's go see if Chrysalis here kept her promise."
-
1227.
>Yanking on Chrysalis' vine, you and Trixie led the bug outside.
-
1228.
>What did this bug do that allowed her to summon a vampire moon?
-
1229.
>You'll be asking her that question shortly.
-
1230.
>Once the three of you exited the castle, it was confirmed.
-
1231.
>She really did turn the moon off.
-
1232.
>You could see the sun again; By the looks of things, it's a little late in the afternoon.
-
1233.
>This sunset is positively shimmering.
-
1234.
>Due to all of that adrenaline, you didn't realize how fatigued you were.
-
1235.
>Creating that mallet and swinging it around like that took a lot out of you.
-
1236.
>Plus, you've been running around and flash-banging batpones all day.
-
1237.
>But the coast is clear.
-
1238.
>You can relax.
-
1239.
>Not too much, of course, only just a little bit.
-
1240.
>There's still a large, sniffling bug next to you.
-
1241.
"Trixie, do me a solid and go check on everypony in town."
-
1242.
"Just to make sure nothing funny is going on."
-
1243.
>"And leave you alone with her? Are you sure?"
-
1244.
"Don't worry about it; I'm watching her like a hawk."
-
1245.
"I have a feeling Twilight and the others will be back soon, anyway."
-
1246.
-
1247.
>"Okay... you're the boss."
-
1248.
>The blue mare hopped on down the stairs, trotting off to fulfill your request.
-
1249.
>With that, it's just you and the queen now.
-
1250.
>God, what a day.
-
1251.
"Hey, Chrysi."
-
1252.
>"Chrysi?"
-
1253.
"That's what I'm calling you from now on."
-
1254.
>True to yourself, it's hard to stay mad.
-
1255.
>Are you really about to pet the bug?
-
1256.
>The same one you JUST finished squishing?
-
1257.
>You lack the willpower to stop yourself.
-
1258.
>Running your hands along the bug, the way she felt surprised you.
-
1259.
>The bug is soft.
-
1260.
>Nopony told you the bug was soft.
-
1261.
>At first glance, changelings seemed like these chitinous creatures with tough exoskeletons.
-
1262.
>Bug butt, bug butt, bug butt.
-
1263.
>Why are you having so much fun with this?
-
1264.
>"W-What are you...?!"
-
1265.
"I meant what I said earlier, but... sorry."
-
1266.
"I didn't think you were going to burst into tears like that."
-
1267.
"Villains are born out of hurt, I guess."
-
1268.
"Such is life."
-
1269.
>She didn't reply, and opted to stay silent.
-
1270.
"You can sit down, y'know."
-
1271.
>Chrysalis immediately sat down with a grumpy look on her face.
-
1272.
"Oh. You're embarrassed that we saw you crying, aren't you?'
-
1273.
>Sitting down next to her, you wrapped an arm around the bug.
-
1274.
>"Why are you telling me these things? I'm your enemy."
-
1275.
"No, you're not. You're a talking bug, and I'm a human."
-
1276.
"See, I don't make enemies, Chrysi. All I do is make friends."
-
1277.
>"You weren't acting like it earlier."
-
1278.
"Would you have listened to me if I didn't bring out me mallet?"
-
1279.
"Didn't think so."
-
1280.
>"Hmph..."
-
1281.
>"...What is this sensation?"
-
1282.
"What are you talking about?"
-
1283.
>"Your touch... it's unnaturally warm."
-
1284.
"That's my magic doing its work. I'm also a healer of sorts."
-
1285.
>"Y-You're healing me? Are you daft?"
-
1286.
-
1287.
"Three things, Chrysi."
-
1288.
"One, it's hard for me to stay mad."
-
1289.
"Two, you... don't really threaten me. No offense."
-
1290.
"And three, power dynamics. I'm establishing dominance."
-
1291.
>"Even so..."
-
1292.
>Scooting a bit closer to the insect, you hugged her closely.
-
1293.
"Remember what I said? You're my bug."
-
1294.
"You're my responsibility; Only I can keep you under control."
-
1295.
"I'm the only one who can cater to your bug needs."
-
1296.
"That's what I'm telling Twilight, and the princesses."
-
1297.
>"F-For what purpose?"
-
1298.
>Adopting a more serious tone, you looked up towards her eyes.
-
1299.
"I've heard stories about what these ponies do to their worst enemies."
-
1300.
"Eternal imprisonment, petrification... all of that good stuff."
-
1301.
"Do I approve of it half the time? Nope."
-
1302.
"Will I ever tell them that?"
-
1303.
"Nope. Because it's not my place, or my job to care."
-
1304.
>"So... why am I any different?"
-
1305.
"You're not complaining when I pet you like a dog."
-
1306.
>"You're... strange."
-
1307.
"Hah. Bug butt."
-
1308.
>Now you're just poking her relentlessly.
-
1309.
>"What is your fascination with my butt?"
-
1310.
"Are you kidding me? It's fucking huge."
-
1311.
"You're competing with Celestia right now."
-
1312.
>"Are you mocking me?"
-
1313.
"If you were Celestia, yes. But I'm mostly just impressed."
-
1314.
>"I-I see..."
-
1315.
"By the way, mind telling me how you summoned a moon that transformed every female in Equestria?"
-
1316.
"I've never seen anything like that during my time here."
-
1317.
>"There's... an ancient incantation that will summon an artificial moon."
-
1318.
"...Huh?"
-
1319.
"That thing was artificial? What the hell?"
-
1320.
>"Ever since my most recent failure, I've dedicated every second of every hour to its preparation."
-
1321.
>"And on the same day that I summoned it, you forced me to undo the incantation."
-
1322.
"Were you having hiccups when you summoned it or something?"
-
1323.
"The first time I saw that... thing... it was only up for what felt like fifteen seconds."
-
1324.
>"You're confusing me, human. What do you mean?"
-
1325.
>"Once I summoned it, it remained until it was dismissed."
-
1326.
"N-Nevermind. Maybe I'm just crazy."
-
1327.
-
1328.
"But still... who would make something like that?"
-
1329.
>Thinking about the possibilities is making your brain hurt.
-
1330.
"Whatever, I got my answer."
-
1331.
"Just... don't do it again. I'm sure I've made that clear enough."
-
1332.
"And I have to ask that you run this by Twilight, too. She'll want to know about it."
-
1333.
>"Worry not, Anonymous."
-
1334.
>"I cannot say the same for these ponies, but..."
-
1335.
>"...You've earned my respect."
-
1336.
>"I admire a strong, powerful man."
-
1337.
"And I admire your bug-like qualities."
-
1338.
"Friends?"
-
1339.
>Holding your hand up to the large bug, you waited for her to return the gesture.
-
1340.
>"Hmph... f-friends."
-
1341.
>Chrysalis extended her bug-leg-hoof thing to your hand.
-
1342.
"Playing nice with ponies must not sound thrilling to you, but... it's a process."
-
1343.
"When I first got here, these horses creeped me out a bit."
-
1344.
"Especially that autistic purple one."
-
1345.
>"What does autistic mean?"
-
1346.
"Nothing to worry your pretty little head about, bug butt."
-
1347.
"I was getting along with them, sure, but there was a pretty obvious barrier in the way."
-
1348.
>"Which was...?"
-
1349.
"Getting involved with talking animals made me feel like I was crazy."
-
1350.
"And I started having doubts about whether or not they really saw me as a friend."
-
1351.
"These days, it's not really a concern anymore."
-
1352.
>"It won't happen quickly, that I promise you, but I will try."
-
1353.
"Good bug. Good bug make human happy. Good bug gets pet."
-
1354.
>Running your hands through Chrysalis' hair, you continued to aggressively pet the insect.
-
1355.
>Not only did you save Equestria, you befriended Queen Chrysalis.
-
1356.
>Starlight was the last pony to offer her friendship to this bug.
-
1357.
>According to Twilight's stories about Chrysalis' past attempts at vengeance, at least.
-
1358.
>Suck on that, Glimmy.
-
1359.
>Only you have the potential to befriend bug queens with deep-seated hatred.
-
1360.
>Oh fuck.
-
1361.
>A flashback suddenly hit you over the head, reminding you of all those promises you made to Starlight.
-
1362.
>You lowered your head in shame and regret.
-
1363.
>"Anonymous? Is there a problem?"
-
1364.
"N-No, it's nothing."
-
1365.
"I'm just thinking of what I'll say to everypony once they get back."
-
1366.
"It shouldn't be much longer from now, so we can sit here and talk until then."
-
1367.
>"Talk about what?"
-
1368.
"I don't know. Tell me about your life."
-
1369.
"Besides the whole taking over Equestria stuff..."
-
1370.
-
1371.
>Pretty soon, the "actual" moon decided to make itself known.
-
1372.
>You and Chrysi conversed with each other on the castle steps for who knows how long.
-
1373.
>She doesn't seem to have any kind of hobbies, at least none that are recreational.
-
1374.
>That doesn't surprise you considering her apparent track record over the last few years.
-
1375.
>For now, you requested that she follow you around during your daily activities.
-
1376.
>In doing so, maybe she'll find something that she enjoys.
-
1377.
>You're not keen on letting her run around unsupervised either, so it's a perfect opportunity.
-
1378.
>The others probably wouldn't have it any other way.
-
1379.
>Speaking of the others, there they go right now.
-
1380.
>All seven of them.
-
1381.
>"A-Anon?!" Twilight shouted, obviously shocked to see you casually sitting next to Chrysalis.
-
1382.
"Greetings. Chrysi and I were waiting for you guys to show up."
-
1383.
"How are things back in Canterlot?"
-
1384.
>"Bro, you're sitting next to Chrysalis! I think that's the big concern here!" Rainbow added.
-
1385.
"Concern? Nah, everything's just fine."
-
1386.
"I took care of this bug a long time ago."
-
1387.
>"S-Still! We can talk about your awesome deeds later; Why are you so nonchalant right now?!"
-
1388.
"Relax, guys. Jeez."
-
1389.
>"Oh, oh, oh! I think Nonny made friends with Chrysalis! How'd ya do it, huh? Huh? HUH?!" Pinkie cannot sit still.
-
1390.
>"Ain't no time for relaxin'! I dunno' what she told y'all, but she's tryin' to trick ya!" AJ shouted.
-
1391.
"That's why I'm keeping an eye on things."
-
1392.
"Just so you guys know, I handled her all by myself."
-
1393.
"Fluttershy and Starlight gave me the chance to get to Ponyville, but after tha-"
-
1394.
>Once you looked over at Fluttershy, you were met with quite the odd sight.
-
1395.
>She's still a bat.
-
1396.
>"Looks like you just realized it." Spike stated, folding his arms.
-
1397.
>"Do you see what we mean, darling? Fluttershy here still hasn't turned back to normal." Rarity added.
-
1398.
>"After I saved her from the... uh... y'know... everything turned back to normal." Starlight said, looking confused.
-
1399.
>"Except for her, of course."
-
1400.
>"H-Hi, Anon. I'm glad you made it out of there earlier..." Flutterbat said, talking as she normally does.
-
1401.
>She doesn't seem bothered by it in the slightest; You find that hilarious.
-
1402.
"What the fuck, Chrysi? what's up with that?"
-
1403.
"You're not trying to pull a fast one on me, are you?"
-
1404.
"Don't make me get me mallet."
-
1405.
>"I-I don't know! When I undid the incantation, everything should've turned back to normal!" Chrysi said, panicking.
-
1406.
"Hmm... I don't think you're dumb enough to think this would work, so I believe you..."
-
1407.
"...But this is going to make things hard for us."
-
1408.
>"I don't really mind." Flutterbat added, waving away the concern.
-
1409.
>"I never lost control to the hivemind..."
-
1410.
>"That may be true, but I can't say we're comfortable just leaving you like that." Twilight replied.
-
1411.
>"Yeah, it's weird! I mean... Fluttershy being stuck as a bat?" Rainbow continued, accentuating her words.
-
1412.
>"And what if Chrysalis over here DOES decide to pull something stupid? What then, broski?"
-
1413.
-
1414.
"If she does, then I squish her. Simple."
-
1415.
"From now on, this bug is my responsibility."
-
1416.
"The same goes for Fluttershy. We can look for ways to turn her back, but until then..."
-
1417.
"...I'll be keeping an eye on the little yellow bat, as well."
-
1418.
>"I don't know..." Twilight didn't like the sound of this at all, so you've got to sweeten the deal.
-
1419.
"Don't be racist, Twi. Just this once."
-
1420.
>"T-That's not why I'm concerned!" Twilight replied nervously, trying to cover her own six.
-
1421.
"Come on. Trust me."
-
1422.
"This is like... the only time I'll ever ask you for a SERIOUS favor."
-
1423.
"Let me prove how responsible I can be."
-
1424.
>"Ugh... alright. You did defeat Chrysalis, after all." Twilight sighed, finally giving up the skepticism.
-
1425.
"Hey, Chrysalis! Should we throw you a big welcome party?" Once again, Ponka can't stop bouncing.
-
1426.
>"A... party?" Chrysalis replied in a seemingly disgusted tone, not liking the sound of that.
-
1427.
"Lighten up, Chrysi. I think you could use one."
-
1428.
"But it's late, and I'm sure everypony has things they need to check on."
-
1429.
"Based on what I'm hearing, you all remember exactly what was going on, so..."
-
1430.
>"Y-Yes, of course... Ahem." Rarity cleared her throat, probably hoping that you don't mention anything.
-
1431.
>"Ah haven't gone to the farm to check on the family, should probably get to it..." AJ added.
-
1432.
>"...Y'all can handle this from here, I'm assumin'? I hate havin' to leave ya' with the dirty work."
-
1433.
"It's fine, AJ. We got this."
-
1434.
>Twilight trotted up the stairs, and Glimmy followed closely behind.
-
1435.
>"Don't forget me, bro! I wanted to talk to you for a bit!" Rainbow spoke up.
-
1436.
>"And I got a few things to say to Chrysalis here, too! Thanks for ruining my award ceremony, you bucker!"
-
1437.
>"B-Bucker?" Chrysalis replied, confused by the sudden insult that she probably didn't understand.
-
1438.
>"And... forget everything I said back there, okay, Anon?" Rainbow said, blushing profusely.
-
1439.
>"Ah second that..." AJ looked and sounded just as embarrassed as Rainbow, hiding her face with her cowboy hat.
-
1440.
>Fluttershy walked up the steps, taking the spot to your left and sitting on her fat horse butt.
-
1441.
>Obviously, Spike doesn't have anywhere else to be, so he proceeded to head inside the castle.
-
1442.
>"I've had one heck of a day... I'm beat. Let me know if you guys need anything." Spike yawned, waving his claw.
-
1443.
>"Good heavens... Sweetie Belle! I almost forgot!" Rarity shouted, her little hooves dancing out of anxiety.
-
1444.
>"I've GOT to go find her! I-I'll be here tomorrow, everypony!"
-
1445.
>"Hold down the fort for a lady, would you?"
-
1446.
"Go on, Rara. You too, Applejack. Like I said, we got this."
-
1447.
>"Thank ya' kindly." Appul Horse tipped her hat and left, making her way over to Incest Acres(TM).
-
1448.
>"A-And one last thing, Anonymous. Don't breathe a word of what you saw to anypony." Rarity nervously muttered.
-
1449.
"Mmmm... I'll see about it."
-
1450.
-
1451.
>"Ugh..." Rarity didn't like the sound of that, but she had places to be, so she took her leave as well.
-
1452.
"What about you, Pinks?"
-
1453.
>"I'm gonna' go check on the Cakes and prepare for Chrysi's party!" After all this time, she hasn't stopped bouncing.
-
1454.
"Alright, Ponka. Just give us a while to look after some things before you start that party."
-
1455.
"If you don't mind."
-
1456.
>"Will do, Nonny! Bye, everypony!" And with that, she left, hopping all the way to Sugarcube Corner.
-
1457.
>Sighing, you got off your tired ass and stood up.
-
1458.
>"I hope the princesses will be okay with you doing this, Anon." Twilight said, still concerned.
-
1459.
"They'll live. Especially Celestia."
-
1460.
"And if not, oh well."
-
1461.
"Maybe they shouldn't let a human do their job of defending Equestria."
-
1462.
>"I'm proud of you, Anon, but that's not nice!" There she goes again, defending her mentors.
-
1463.
>Meanwhile, Rainbow was laughing it up.
-
1464.
>"That magic of yours really is something." Starlight said, bumping you with her knee(?).
-
1465.
>Looking down at the small, pink horse, you noticed a sly grin on her face.
-
1466.
>Just like everypony else, she remembers everything.
-
1467.
>You're not mentally prepared to eat Starlight's ass, including pretty much everything else you promised.
-
1468.
>You and Twilight are dating, goddamnit.
-
1469.
>Why are sexual favors, and your cock the only things you're ever in a position to bargain over?
-
1470.
>"What's the matter, Anon?" Glimmy asked, enjoying the power that you reluctantly had to give her.
-
1471.
"N-Nothing. I was just thinking about our deal earlier."
-
1472.
>"What deal, huh?" Twilight asked, with burning curiosity.
-
1473.
"I'll... tell you about it later. Since Starlight helped me out in Canterlot, I figured I'd help her back."
-
1474.
>If at all possible, you're only divulging the part about her community service sentence.
-
1475.
>Nothing else.
-
1476.
>"Mmmhmm..." Twilight walked around you in circles, seemingly scanning you for inconsistencies.
-
1477.
"Look, I'm tired. Shouldn't we go decide where this bug is going to sleep?"
-
1478.
"I was thinking we could get some kind of bug bed for her, or something."
-
1479.
>"I'll let you handle that, Mr. Human." Twilight replied, a snarky look on her face.
-
1480.
>"C-Can I get a bed, too?" Fluttershy asked quietly, raising her hoof like a student.
-
1481.
"I hope all your animals fucked like rabbits while you were gone."
-
1482.
>"They do that all the time..."
-
1483.
>"...B-But can we-"
-
1484.
"No, Flutterbat."
-
1485.
>"Please?"
-
1486.
"Can we not do this in front of everypony else?"
-
1487.
>"Y-You mean, you'll...!"
-
1488.
>Ignoring Fluttershy's misinterpretation, you placed a hand on the bug's back.
-
1489.
"Come on, Chrysi. Let's go make you a bed of some kind."
-
1490.
>"Very well." Chrysalis replied, walking into the castle with you.
-
1491.
>"Do you HAVE to be all touchy with her, though? It's freaking me out, bro."
-
1492.
"No, I do not, Dash. No, I do not."
-
1493.
>Your life couldn't possibly get any stranger from this point forward, could it?
-
1494.
>Nopony can answer that question for sure, but one thing is certain.
-
1495.
>If shit hits the fan again, you'll be ready.
-
1496.
>You're a goddamn genius.
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