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The Misadventures of Derpy's Boobs 2.3

By Shroooomy
Created: 2022-10-29 03:19:58
Expiry: Never

  1. Pinkie:
  2. > “Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!”
  3. > Twilight leaned into the mirror staring at the message Cloudchaser had penned just below her left eye
  4. > "What am I going to do!? I can't spend my entire life drinking milk! I'll die!"
  5. > I laid on the floor licking my lips of the cum and milk
  6. “Mmmm…Milk and cum…Cumilk!”
  7. > What was Twilight talking about? Milk tastes delicious!
  8.  
  9. > “Pinkie, are you even listening to me!?”
  10. > Twilight stood over me fuming with anger
  11. > I Licked my soggy hoof and laughed
  12. "Oh don’t be dramatic! you won't die!" I giggled
  13. "Milk is full of vitamins and minerals! Just think of it like you’re a foal! You’ll have a foal’s diet!”
  14.  
  15. > Twilight’s anger faded and her legs trembled grimacing at the idea.
  16. > Her eyes were wide as she started blankly into space.
  17. > Finally, she broke down and fell to her rump defeated, Covering her eyes with her hooves
  18. > "I hate milk…I hate it so much…” She repeated while waving her head back and forth
  19. > As I continued to clean myself with my tongue I wondered how a mare could have such disdain for milk
  20.  
  21. > My stomach groaned in hunger and became violently irritated with an itchy sensation.
  22. > It felt like my stomach was encompassed hundreds of mosquito bites from the bottom of my chest and down towards my crotch just above my boobs.
  23.  
  24. > As I scratched fitfully my hooves would occasionally sink into the small pockets of fat that ran down my stomach
  25. > I still have no idea what they were and was getting worried
  26. > I massaged them over my girdle and realized that they had grown dramatically sincie I last examined them.
  27. > Swelling from the size of pimples to the proportions of a Bit in just under an hour.
  28.  
  29.  
  30.  
  31.  
  32. > “Pinkie, What am I going to do?” Twilight sniffled under her hooves
  33. “I…I don’t know….I don’t understand why you hate milk. It’s in practically everything.” I replied
  34. > I had become withdrawn from Twilights situation and became preoccupied with digging my hoove’s into the doughy tissue of the strange protrusions lining my body.
  35. > “Don’t remind me.” she grumbled
  36. > Suddenly, like the snap of a whip Twilight jumped back to her hooves and began pacing around the room anxiously
  37. > “I know! I’ll make alcoholic milkshakes! The alcohol will drown out the taste and I’ll be too drunk to notice how awful it tastes!”
  38. > Twilight was in full Panic mode now, she would never say something like that with a sober mind.
  39.  
  40.  
  41. > I watched her pace around the room like a maniac while fitfully dragged my hooves along my inflamed moaning belly.
  42. > Her eyes twitched and ran sweat down her crazed expression as she bounced around the room.
  43. > I scratched my belly and raised an eyebrow
  44. “Drinking alcohol all day sounds super dangerous.”
  45.  
  46. > “It’s genius!”
  47. > “Twilight…I think you should…Just..”
  48. > I couldn’t think straight. My stomach was throbbing and grumbled in hunger
  49. > As much as I wanted to help Twilight my own afflictions were getting out of hoof
  50. > "See! You drank Cloudchasers milk now you're sick! I told you milk was bad!” The
  51.  
  52. > I pulled myself off the floor and balanced on my hind legs and undid my girdle in the mirror
  53. >my stomach was worse than I thought
  54. > The bumps running down my belly were puffy pouches of fat surrounded by protrusions bubble gum pink protrusions.
  55. > I’m not sure if this was some sort of curse or just really bizarre infection.
  56. > But it was worsening rapidly.
  57.  
  58. > I examined the nubs with my hooves and discovered how unbelievably tender they were
  59. > They were mushy and a little clammy.
  60. > I found them easy to contort.
  61. > I could tug and pull at them with ease and the fat would melt in my hoof
  62. > When I relieved them the flabby skin would snap back against my stomach and jiggle
  63.  
  64. > My torso was a sickly sight and I began to worry
  65. > if anypony saw me in this state they probably wouldn’t want to sleep with me.
  66. > I put my girdle back on and tied the laces tight as I could
  67. > the pointy kernels of compressed tissue rubbed against the fabric uncomfortably.
  68. > So…itchy!
  69.  
  70.  
  71. > Luckily, Twilight was too busy pacing around the room with her head down rambling to herself to notice.
  72. > “Okay Twilight you can fix this! Just think! You’re a smart mare! It’s just a spell!"!”
  73.  
  74. > This wasn’t healthy
  75. > She’d be at this all night if I didn’t stop her.
  76. > I pushed the discomfort from my mind the best I could and when she made her way back towards me I gave her a hard smack across the cheek.
  77. > I learned from experience that when she got as anxious as this a hard slap was the best way to knock her back to reality.
  78.  
  79.  
  80. > “Ouch!” She whined pressing her hoof to her face
  81. “Sorry. But you’re going to make a hole in the floor with all that pacing.”
  82. > She took a deep breath and calmed herself then looked away clearly embarrassed by how silly she was behaving.
  83. > “Thanks Pinkie. I just don’t know what to do! That's not like me! I always know what to do!”
  84.  
  85. "Well there has to be an antidote…Where did you get this pen anyways?"
  86. > Twilight rolled her eyes
  87.  
  88. > "Cadence. She enchanted the pen with her perverted "love" magic. Honestly Pinkie, I’ve only used the pen to keep deadlines. It’s hard to forget assignments when the consequences could mean life or death.”
  89. > Unicorns
  90.  
  91. > My ears twitched when I heard Cadence’s name
  92. > Twilight never liked to talk about her but like most ponies in Equestria I was infatuated with the smutty Princess.
  93. > Unlike Luna or Celestia who are extremely reclusive Cadence loved attention
  94. > Her life is an open book and nothing was off the table.
  95. > She allowed publications to write whatever they wanted about her without restriction.
  96. >Because of this she’s garnered lots of public interest.
  97.  
  98. > Most ponies I know kept up with her exploits through magazines and tabloids.
  99. > Every issue had a picture of her plastered across the cover doing something scandalous or shameful
  100.  
  101. > Everypony knew that most of the news was phony but what we know for certain about her was so depraved that no pony could distinguish what was true or false.
  102. > I chuckled remembering all the headlines ver the past month:
  103. > “Cadence attends orgy: Doesn’t invite husband.”
  104. > “Princess of Love gets stomach pumped after blow bang”
  105. > “Princess Cadence wears a leash and collar to Yakyakastan summit declares “Yak cock, best cock.”
  106.  
  107. > She never confirmed or denied any of these allegations leaving speculation grow wild
  108. > How could I NOT ask Twilight about Cadence whenever she brought her up?
  109. > Twilight was probably one of the only ponies that knew the truth about the whorish princess
  110.  
  111.  
  112. “I read in the Equestria Inquiry that Cadence sleeps with Yaks? Is that true?”
  113. > Twilight closed her eyes and sighed
  114. > “Pinkie if you knew what Cadence was really like you’d avoid her just like I do. She’s not what everypony thinks…Even those silly tabloids with their ridiculous headlines couldn’t make up What she’s really like.”
  115. > Twilight paused for a moment
  116.  
  117. > “Sometimes I think things would’ve turned out better if I just left her in that cave and let Shining marry Chrysalis.”
  118. > Twilight went quiet for a long while
  119. > That was probably all I was going to hear about the princess
  120. > Which was unfortunate because now I’m more interested than ever!
  121.  
  122. > “I don’t want to talk about Cadence. I’m the one who used the pen irresponsibly. I'll figure out a way to get out of this but I refuse to ask Cadence for help. Until then I'll just refrain from drinking anything! How hard could that be?”
  123.  
  124. > You don’t need a Pinkie sense to tell that this was going to be a disaster
  125. > Should I go and find those black latex suits I told her are for “stealth missions” In case she wants to turn back time again? Or wait for her to cast a spell that will destroy the entire town again?
  126. > Questions, questions…
  127.  
  128.  
  129. > “Speaking of hearsay. Is it true what you said about Filthy Rich and the other Canterlot ponies? Do you think they’re all boob Fetishest?”
  130. > I tapped my hoof to my chin.
  131. “It seems plausible but I doubt it. But they looked pretty worried when I told them off didn’t they?” I giggled
  132. > Twilight’s jaw dropped
  133. > I don’t understand why I’m always met with these bizarre expressions from ponies when I say things.
  134.  
  135. > “So you made all that up!?”
  136. “Of course! You looked so uncomfortable I had to think of SOMETHING! Who knows what all these Canterlot ponies are up to? But don’t worry, I’m going to get to the bottom of it!”
  137.  
  138. > She wiped her brow and sighed with relief
  139. > “Thank Celestia! So you and Filthy Rich aren’t actually intimate.”
  140. “Oh! That part was true. Filthy is one of my best customers. My silence is worth a lot of bits to him.”
  141. > Twilight smacked her hoof to her face and sighed
  142. > “So the rumors are true. You sleep with married stallions for money.”
  143.  
  144. > Suddenly I couldn’t take it anymore
  145. > My tummy felt like it had ants crawling along it
  146.  
  147. > I broke down a scratched my belly like a mad pony.
  148. “Only the ponies that are unfaithful enough to cheat! I make lots of bits from it and the sex is amazing! The secrecy, the thrill of getting caught at any minute! It just make my heart flutter with excitement!”
  149. > I pressed my hoof over my chest, just the thought of it made my legs quiver and crotch wet.
  150.  
  151. > “How could you do such a thing! You don’t see anything wrong with what you're doing?”
  152. “It’s not my fault I’m irresistible! I like to fuck! Even if it’s with ponies like Filthy Rich or those two rich scumbags. A mare has needs!”
  153. > “I can’t believe you! You’re like a…You’re Like…”
  154. “Like what?”
  155. > “Like an animal Pinkie! You behave like a barnyard animal.”
  156. > I rolled my eyes
  157. “Oh, please. You won’t even drink milk! How much of a prude could you be?”
  158.  
  159. > Twilight exhaled before stepping back and facing the mirror. I think she realized how needlessly mean she was being.
  160. > “I’m sorry Pinkie. I don’t want to argue. I’ve already disappointed too many ponies today…I think I need to really work on myself if I want to be a good friend. I’ve been so distracted recently…Something isn’t right….Don’t you feel like things have been getting weirder and weirder around here?”
  161.  
  162. > I nodded my head as I spastically itched my belly
  163. > “I know what you mean.”
  164.  
  165. > “Thanks again for saving me. I don’t know what would’ve happened if you didn’t think on your hooves as quickly as you did. I underestimated you…again….I think you should go now. I want to be alone if that's alright with you.”
  166.  
  167.  
  168. > “Yep! I think I’m gonna go back to the party now! Talk to you later Twilight!”
  169. > I dashed out the bathroom and shuffled back into the party
  170. > What a bipolar fruitcake
  171. > Unicorns…
  172. > As I reentered the party my hunger grew
  173. > I was famished!
  174.  
  175. > I trotted to the center of the room where I had set out a display of a hundred cupcakes
  176. > The display looked untouched so I decided to help myself and shoved a couple in my mouth
  177. > They were so tasty and refreshing
  178. > My stomach only howled louder so I decided to eat a couple more
  179. > I wasn't sure why I was getting so hungry
  180. > It Must be all the sex
  181. > I was exhausted!
  182.  
  183. > I shovelled one after the other into my mouth
  184. > Suddenly I was halfway through the display!
  185. >Something was coming over me. I've never had the urge to eat so badly!
  186. > Each cupcake was an angelic burst of flavour from the moment it touched my lips to the second it rolled down my throat and into my needy gut.
  187. > After a couple minutes I inhaled the entire display
  188. > Leaving my tummy bloated and gurgling
  189. > The strings of the girdle stretched along my belly that was peeking from seams
  190. > I looked like I gained ten pounds!
  191. > I don’t know what came over me but at this very moment I felt sooooo good….
  192.  
  193.  
  194. > I just hope ponies still find me sexable
  195. > They probably will.
  196. > Chubby is the new hot after all
  197. > As long as no pony sees the profane state of my stomach I’ll be fine
  198. > I looked down at my expressive belly that moaned sickly and jiggled like a bowl of pink jello
  199. > Fat squeezed through the laces of my girdle strangling the nubs press against the bitter fabric
  200.  
  201.  
  202. > I took my first sober look at the party and saw a sea of ponies adorned in tattered gowns of mismatched colors
  203. > It looked like a garment factory blew up and everypony's outfits were made of whatever the designer could salvage
  204. > Rarity was really slipping
  205. > I trotted through the crowd where all the rich ponies were sitting behind a fence of tables and chairs they made to establish themselves from the locals
  206. > That would be my hunting ground for the night.
  207.  
  208. > beyond the border of furniture was handsome stallion wearing jewel encrusted leather jacket caught my eye
  209. > A pony around my age with his hoof draped across a stout mares neck
  210. > He was perfect
  211. > Rich ponies left a bad taste in my mouth
  212. > They were often shady, morally bankrupt perverts
  213.  
  214. > I waddled through the crowd with my eyes on the prize
  215. > I was so distracted staggering towards him I accidentally ran into Derpy and stepped on her hoof
  216. > She’s such a small pony I almost ran right through her
  217.  
  218. > “Ouch!” She cried rubbing her hoof
  219. “Sorry Derpy! Are you okay?”
  220. > She nodded her head
  221. > “Yeah…Sorry…I was thinking.”
  222. “No problem my tiny friend!
  223. > I pet her head and fixed her collar then wiped the crumbs lingering along the front of her dress
  224. “I see somepony found the muffins!”
  225. > She nodded but seemed distracted
  226. > “Have you seen Twilight?”
  227. “Yeah! She's in the washroom having a “Twilight” moment. What's up?”
  228.  
  229. > Her eye darted back and forth
  230. > “Can I tell you a secret?”
  231. > I leaned in close and replied
  232. “Sure!”
  233. > Derpy rubbed her ear
  234. > “Ouch.”
  235. > Maybe I said that a bit loud
  236.  
  237. “Sorry….What’s the secret?” I whispered
  238. > “Well….You sleep with a lot of ponies…And I….was just…You know…ummm…I was wondering…Could you….I mean…I..I..”
  239. > For the love of cake
  240. > Derpy’s stuttering was like Twilights when she gets in one her panic states
  241. > This could go on for a while
  242. > I grabbed her hoof and rubbed it gently
  243.  
  244. “Derpy!”
  245. > I barked
  246. > She immediately stopped gushing and went completely silent
  247. “Please, Tell me What's on your mind CALMLY.”
  248. > Her ears fell and she looked to the floor, her functional eye jumped frantically as she bit her lip
  249. > Something was really bothering her
  250.  
  251. > She whipped her head towards me and yelled
  252. > “I…I wanna do the sex!”
  253. > I couldn’t believe my ears
  254. > I didn’t even know Derpy thought about such things
  255.  
  256. “Like right now? I’m a little busy."
  257. > “Not with you! With Fluttershy. H…How do you do it?”
  258. > She clinged onto my chest and was practically begging me
  259.  
  260.  
  261. “First of all slow down…Were looking for Twilight so you could ask her how to have sex?”
  262. > I couldn’t help but laugh. Twilight was the biggest virgin I knew aside from Derpy who until now believed she was one of those weird asexual ponies.
  263.  
  264. > “No…I had something different I wanted to ask her….But…I’ve been thinking about sex a lot... And you’re the most experienced pony I know with that sort of thing."
  265. “Gee thanks.”
  266. > “No problem…” She sighed
  267.  
  268. > Only Derpy could find a polite way to call another pony a slut
  269. > I would be mad if she knew any better
  270. > But she didn’t so I let it slide
  271. > “Pinkie…I’ve never done it with another pony! I don't even know what to do if I had the opportunity! I’m starting to get really frustrated and I feel like I’m going to explode!”
  272.  
  273. “Well you’re talking to the right pony! I’ll help you!”
  274. > “You will!” a big smile stretched across her face
  275. “Of course! You’re my silly little friend! Let's start easy. You’ve kissed other ponies right?”
  276. > She shook her head no
  277. “Really? At your age!”
  278. > Derpy hung her head and sighed
  279. > "I'm not a pretty pony."
  280. > Me and my big mouth
  281. > I don’t have a very high opinion of the mare but this was just beyond pathetic
  282.  
  283. “I didn’t mean it like that…It’s just thought maybe you and Fluttershy might have kissed once or twice.”
  284. > “Ponies don’t want to kiss me…I’m a bad pony.”
  285. “No, no, no! You’re a good pony you just…”
  286. > “Just what?”
  287. > How do I explain this
  288. “That's your problem is you aren’t sexy. You're too nice!"
  289. > Derpy looked like she was about to cry
  290. > "I'm so confused." She sniffled
  291.  
  292.  
  293.  
  294. “It's okay! I can teach you to be sexy.”
  295. > “You can?”
  296. “Yeah! I’m the master of being sexy.”
  297. > I grabbed her hoof and pulled her across the room behind the counter
  298. > I brought us to the storage closet of Sugar Cube Corner where it was nice and quiet
  299. > Derpy stood across from me staring blankly
  300. > Her broken eye drifted around her head like a lava lamp while her other eye stared intensely
  301. > She wore a neutral expression
  302.  
  303. > Derpy was a pretty mare, but she wasn’t very smart and I often found myself putting on the filly socks when talking to her
  304. > I call her my “special” friend
  305.  
  306. > I couldn’t teach a pony how to be a master flirt in one night especially a pony like Derpy
  307. > But I did have one idea
  308. > Makeover
  309. > I observed her dress and notice she had a long cloth running over her chest with her cutie mark embroidered on the front.
  310. >I was instantly inspired and started to pull the her dress off at the shoulders but she smacked my hoof away
  311. > “What are you doing?” She whimpered
  312. “Just relax, Trust me. I’m going to give you an adorable makeover.”
  313. > “But…But Rarity made this dress for me.”
  314. “Derpy, what does Rarity know about being sexy?”
  315. > She looked down and scratched her head.
  316. > “Isn’t that like…Her job?”
  317.  
  318. “Shhhh….”
  319. > I ran my hoof over her eyes and closed them
  320. “I’m going to make you irresistible!”
  321. > She nodded and smiled
  322. “Now about sex. I usually start with oral sex. It gets things wet and ready for when you start to slide things in if you know what I mean.”
  323. > Her eyes shot back open
  324. > “Oral sex…So like kissing?”
  325. “Kind of. But instead of her lips you kiss her…You know.”
  326. > Her ears shot up
  327. > “Oh my!"
  328.  
  329. > I pulled the dress off and her tits popped out like a balloons.
  330. > she had suction cups taped around her nipples filled with milk.
  331. “Whats with the…”
  332. > “D…Don’t ask.” She stuttered uncomfortably
  333. > As much as I wanted to inquire I respected her wishes and proceed undressing her
  334. > Her dress had a ton of buttons lining the backside
  335. > These stupid things are an earth ponies worst enemy
  336. > I began to unbutton her dress starting from her rump and working my way towards the back of her neck
  337.  
  338. “Anyways, Since you're both mares your options are limited. You could always try and stick your tongue up her butt if you’re feeling adventurous.”
  339. > Derpy covered her mouth and turned red
  340. > “Up…Her...Do ponies do that? I’ve never thought about doing anything like that before…”
  341. “It's actually really fun!"
  342. > She turned back to me and stared blankly
  343.  
  344. "But maybe that's a little advanced for right now…I think you two should keep it simple and just sit on each other's faces.”
  345. > “Sit on each other's faces…” She mumbled to herself
  346. > She had thoughtful expression as she tapped her hoof to her chin
  347. “Then when her crotch is in your face you just lick.”
  348. > I couldn’t believe I was explaining this
  349.  
  350. “Look, it's a hotter than it sounds. It's actually really fun! Just don't overthin..."
  351. > “What if I suffocate!”
  352. “You won’t suffocate!” I giggled
  353. > “Have you seen Fluttershy’s butt!? It’s so big! An..And round…and….plump…”
  354. > Her voice trailed off
  355. > Her body shivered as she began to moan and a splash of milk discharged from her breasts.
  356.  
  357. "Did you just cum?"
  358. > "A little…"
  359. “You little pervert!” I giggled playfully
  360. “You really do need a good fuck dontcha!”
  361. > “I....I Guess.”
  362.  
  363. > I finally unbuttoned her dress and pulled it down to the ground
  364. > It fell to the floor around her hooves and what I saw left me speechless
  365. > I’m usually never speechless but this was an unexpected turn of events
  366. > Derpy had tubes attached to her breasts which were connected to jars filled with milk strapped along the sides of a brown saddle
  367. > Derpy blushed and hid her face behind her hooves
  368. “Can I ask now..”
  369. > “No!” She cried
  370.  
  371. "Derpy. You have jars of milk in a saddle connected to tubes taped to your tits."
  372. > “I know! I look awful!...I…I just can’t stop leaking! It never stops! I just keep leaking and...And cumming!….And…And…I can’t sleep form the constant orgasams…My back hurts…My neck is killing me…”
  373.  
  374.  
  375. > My mind started to wonder
  376. > If Derpy produced this much milk effortlessly she might be the solution to Marbles hunger
  377. > I doubt she would drink mare milk but it was worth a try
  378.  
  379. > "Derpy? Can I have one of these jars?"
  380. > She stopped crying and placed her hoof over the jars
  381. > "No!….I…I need them."
  382. > I lean in close to her
  383. "If you let me have one I'll teach you how to kiss." I sang in a hushed, sultry tone
  384. > "Oh...Ummm...Okay…"
  385. > I wrapped my leg around her neck and leaned in close
  386. "Close your eyes"
  387.  
  388.  
  389.  
  390. > She closed her eyes tightly and I pressed my lips into hers
  391. > As we smacked lips I shoved my tongue into her mouth and wrestled it
  392. > I felt her head pull away but I kept it steady
  393. > I wasn’t going to let her get away as I had my way with her mouth
  394. > As our tongues tied together she slowly relaxed herself and we made out for a long minute
  395. > her nipples exploded with milk that smashed against the plastic suction cups as she fell into my hooves like putty
  396. > She was a very clumsy kisser but she had passion
  397.  
  398. > I pulled away and a long trail of spit ran between our lips
  399. > Derpys eyes were wide and her face was red hot
  400. > "That felt really nice."
  401. "You're a great kisser, I'm sure Fluttershy will love it."
  402.  
  403. > “That was soooo sexy.”
  404. “It was alright.”
  405. > I grabbed one of the jars off her saddle and jabbed the tube into the jar adjacent to it then dropped it in an empty flour bag sitting in the corner of the room
  406. > Then proceeded with my task
  407. > I snatched the front part of her dress off the floor and was welcomed by another set of buttons that connected the flap to the rest of the dress
  408. > Damn unicorns and their fancy buttons
  409. > I fidgeted with the dress as Derpy stood unclothed looking uncomfortable
  410.  
  411. “I know you're nervous, just remember to keep calm. I’m happy that you’re finally taking things to the next level with Fluttershy.”
  412. > “You are…Why?”
  413. “Cause she’s madly in love with you silly! She really likes you!”
  414. > Her eyes widened
  415. > “She does!?”
  416. “Of course! She talks about you all the time.”
  417.  
  418. “You don't think she slept over at your house all those months after you got fired because you’re “just friends.” She loves you!"
  419.  
  420. > “Oh no! Pinkie…I really messed up!”
  421. “It’s okay. All that matters now is what you say to get some of that Flutter butt!”
  422. > “I…I…Guess.”
  423.  
  424. “Now hold still.”
  425. > When I was finally finished wrestling with the buttons I went around her backside and tied the flap around the dock of her tail then stretched it across her stomach up to her chest and around her neck
  426. > The end of the flap split into two long pieces like a snakes tongue which I proceeded to tie the around her neck
  427. > When I was done I stepped back and admired my design
  428.  
  429. > She looked like a total flirt!
  430. > Her sex was covered by a thin cloth tied around the base of her tail.
  431. > her nipples obstructed by the thick milk inside the suction cups swollen with milk.
  432. > The cloth cradled the breasts between her legs
  433. > The outfit was incredibly revealing but her most sensitive bits were covered making the design such a tease.
  434. > As the fabric ran up her chest it sunk between her chest breasts only to reappear around her neck as it divided into two parts before hiding under her mane where I had tied the second knot behind her neck
  435.  
  436.  
  437. >Despite how proud I was of my work Derpy didn’t look very comfortable in her new fashion but I assured her that she looked sexy.
  438. > “B…But I’m practically naked…I can’t go out there looking like this…Ponies will see everything!”
  439. “Don’t be silly, You look wonderful! You’re the sexiest pony at the party now!”
  440. > “You really think so?”
  441. “Of course! You’re a very pretty pony.”
  442. > She smiled
  443. > “No pony has ever called me that before…”
  444.  
  445. > “But…this outfit is so lewd!"
  446. "Lewd is sexy! Take it from a master flirt, Fluttershy will love it."
  447. > I think that eased her nerves a bit because she went from blushing to darting her eye around the room again looking distracted and anxious.
  448. > “Fluttershy! I need to apologize before we even “do it!"
  449.  
  450. “Oh that's the easy part! There's loads you could do! you could go behind her and give her a back massage? Maybe share a bed with her after the party? Oh! Maybe you could play a drinking game and throw caution to the wind! What steamy ideas do you have bubbling in that silly head of yours? What's your first move?”
  451.  
  452. > “I…I…I gotta find Twilight!”
  453. > Not the reply I was expecting
  454. > She really wasn't grasping anything I was saying
  455. > She wobbled out the door as the jars of milk sloshed violently
  456. > I was proud of myself
  457. > Helping a friend get laid was all in a day's work
  458. > This would make a great letter to Princess Celestia.
  459.  
  460. > I grabbed the flour bag and tied it to my fishnet stocking before trotting back to the party where I scanning the room for my next victim
  461. > Across the room I saw the stallion from earlier beyond the dividing line of tables and chairs
  462. > I scooted behind them and tapped the stallions backside
  463. “Let me pour you a drink.”
  464. > “Why thank you, you know you’re the only local I’ve seen all night who was dressed somewhat respectable.”
  465. > I stared down at my fat piercing the seams of my girdle.
  466. “Well thanks mister, My name's Pinkie Pie.”
  467. > “Nice to meet you Pinkie, This here is my marefriend Blanca Blanc, We’re new in town.”
  468. “It’s a pleasure. I’ve watched a number of new faces roll through tonight, but I have to say that yours might be the most handsome.”
  469.  
  470. > “Ain’t you a sweet.”
  471. “Well I am a baker.”
  472. > He stirred his cup glaring at the drink with disgust
  473. > “This brew is quite vile. What do you think is in it?”
  474. “Hmmmm…Probably Four hundred parts cider, three hundred parts wine and twenty parts rubbing alcohol.”
  475. > I was met with another one of those annoying wide eyed stares
  476.  
  477. > “Don’t tell me you’re the one who brewed this.”
  478. “No. Just a guess.”
  479. > “You’re a funny one Pinkie."
  480. “Thanks! What brings you to Ponyville?”
  481. > “My father runs a manufacturing plant near Las Pegasus. I’ll be overseeing a construction project for a family friend. Have you ever heard of Mr. Rich?”
  482. “Oh yes! Isn’t he just wonderful!?”
  483.  
  484. > “Why yes he is! But Like all visionaries he is rather bizarre.”
  485. “Why don’t you and I get some air and we can talk ALL about it.”
  486. > His marefriend gave me an evil eye
  487.  
  488. > “Honey, is this mare bothering you?” She asked trying to pull him away by the sleeve of his jacket
  489. > “Not at all, she’s a local around here. Her name is Pinkie Pie.”
  490.  
  491. > I poured us two more glasses and tugged on his jacket
  492. “Come here sir! Wanna show you something!”
  493. > The stallion looked back at his marefreind
  494. > “I’m going to grab some air, Don’t fret I’ll be right back.”
  495. > She glared at me and stuck her nose in the air
  496. > “Fine! But no more than five minutes.”
  497.  
  498.  
  499. > I pulled him out of the party into the quiet the streets of Ponyville
  500. > “Now slow down! I’m feeling mighty tipsy after that concoction”
  501. “Come on silly! I haven't given you a proper Ponyville welcome.”
  502.  
  503.  
  504.  
  505. > I slowed my pace as we entered the alleyways
  506. > Now was the perfect time for some inquiry
  507. “Do you know what Mr. Rich is building?”
  508. > “He speaks vaguely but it’s going to be some sort of distillery. He has a giant mixing container sitting in a port down in Manehattan just waiting to be shipped up here. Right now he’s just waiting on the paperwork to go through on that property he’s been fighting for.”
  509. > I didn’t like what I was hearing
  510. > Whatever Filthy Rich was planning was big
  511.  
  512. > I was starting to get the feeling were being watched
  513. > I heard rustling in bushes and hoof steps behind us
  514. > I hope it wasn’t his marefriend getting suspicious.
  515. > He was getting really tipsy and was slurring his words a bunch
  516. > “Pinkie…I..Think we should…Sit down a minute.”
  517. > “Sure thing, I know just the place.”
  518. > I pull us down a narrow alley and we both collapsed
  519. > The alley was illuminated by a lonely lamp swinging gently in the summer breeze
  520. > As good as I was at hiding my discomfort. My stomach was killing. I didn’t even feel like seducing the stallion.
  521. “I’m going to be blunt with you…Do you think I’m pretty?”
  522.  
  523. > “Pinkie, you might just be the most hospitable mare I have ever met. But I’m happily engaged. I don’t look at any pony besides my marefriend like that.”
  524. > That's what they all say
  525. > I nodded my head,
  526. “Thanks.”
  527. > Sweat and makeup ran down my face, I dragged my hoof over my girdle that was expanding before my eyes
  528. > I slammed them shut to catch my breath but was startled by hoof steps along the rooftops
  529.  
  530. “Did you hear that!?”
  531. > “Hear what?”
  532. > I was getting nervous.
  533. > I had to do this quick
  534. “YaknowI’vebeenthinking…Maybe the two of us could get a little friendlier.”
  535. > “What are you implying?” He asked dabbing his brow of sweat with a handkerchief
  536.  
  537. “Well, we're alone in an ally…No pony around…How about a quick screw? As a welcome to Ponyville.”
  538. > The stallions eyes lit up like a foals on Hearth's Warming morning
  539. “Like I said. My eyes are set on only one.”
  540. > I opened my legs and jiggled my breasts
  541. “I bet you’ve never seen anything like these before.”
  542.  
  543. > “Well…I certainly haven’t…You Ponyville mares do seem to be rather well endowed in the breast area.”
  544. “Do you like them?”
  545. > “I do. I’ve never seen anything like them. Who would've thought breasts could be so attractive? I’ve only seen teats the size of thimbles where I’m from.”
  546. “Do you want to touch them? They're very squishy.”
  547.  
  548. > He placed his hoof over my breast and rubbed them gently
  549. “Fun, aren’t they?”
  550. > “Yeah. They really are…”
  551. > He started hypnotically at my tits rubbing them in slow circles
  552. > I leaned into his ear
  553. “I’m in heat. Why don’t we do each other a favour. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.”
  554.  
  555. > As if he totally forgot about his Marefriend he began to undress as he pushed his tongue into my mouth
  556. > His breath tasted like alcohol making me feel even more sick
  557.  
  558. > I wasn’t enjoying this
  559. > The stallion pulled away and looked down at my distended belly that was touching his
  560. > “Ummm…You want me to undo this? It looks mighty tight.”
  561. “Yes please.” I gasped
  562.  
  563. > As he stared to undress me I felt like I was about to pass out
  564. > He untied the strings of my girdle that whipped open dramatically
  565. > The relief was so satisfying
  566.  
  567. > I closed my eyes and exhaled, I felt relieved I opened my eyes and the stallion's mouth was agape with a face of pure shock
  568. “Are you ready to keep going?” I teased
  569. > He covered his mouth and pointed to my belly
  570. > I looked down and saw nothing but teats
  571. > Ten small plump breasts with long bubblegum pink teats consuming my entire stomach
  572.  
  573. > I ran my hoof through them
  574. > They felt clammy and wet
  575. > I was beyond disturbed
  576. > The nipples were small but stood erect
  577. > What in Equestria was happening to me?
  578.  
  579. > “I think I’m going to be ill.”
  580. > The stallion got up and trotted away with his hoof over his mouth
  581. > I was left in the alley trying to catch my breath
  582. > Then a cackle broke the silence
  583.  
  584. "Who's there!?"
  585. > I threw my clothes over myself and shivered nervously
  586. > Trixie jumped from the roof and laughed
  587. > "A pig! Oh my gosh this is too rich!"
  588. > I was not impressed
  589. “What did you do!?"
  590.  
  591. > “I cursed you, Duh!"
  592. "Trixie! Reverse this right now!”
  593. > “I can’t, it's a curse.”
  594. > I put my hooves to my head
  595. "Why would you do this!? Over a kiss!?"
  596. > "Pinkie. All you do is mess with ponies. You sleep with married stallions then put them in debt. Then you forced yourself on me. You don't respect me I'm just another sex object to you."
  597.  
  598. > I threw the girdle to my side and stared at my stomach
  599. > two lines of fatty breasts ran down my body
  600. > five on each side ran from the bottom of my chest until they met my regular breasts between my back legs
  601.  
  602. > "It's a transformation curse. It turns a pony into whatever animal the pony most behaves like."
  603. > "I am not a pig!"
  604. > "You totally are a pig! You eat like a pig, you fuck like a pig and you have the manners of a pig. For Luna's sake think about the Cakes! You're sleeping with a father of two. Think of the fillies!"
  605. > I grabbed a hoof full of the breast tissue and stretched a legs length from my stomach
  606. “Do pigs teats do this!?”
  607. >...
  608. > “Okay..I admit that is a little bizarre.”
  609.  
  610. “Why are they so stretchy and soft!? They’re like putty!”
  611. > I relieved teat and it snapped back into it’s normal form
  612. "Trixie, You can’t leave me like this! I have ponies to take care of and mouths to feed!"
  613. > “Well you’ll just have to find an honest way to do that because no pony will ever want to fuck you now…"
  614. > “Trixie. You can't do this!"
  615.  
  616.  
  617. > Trixie pulled the needle from her ear and started to pick at her hoof.
  618. > "It's a transformation spell..Piggy Pie."
  619. > "You'll get fatter, hungrier and…Well you know about the breasts. And it only gets worse from here."
  620. > "How do I reverse it!?"
  621. > "Reverse it? Well, there is a cure…But I don't think you have it in you, it would be cruel to entertain it."
  622. "Trixie." I growled impatiently
  623.  
  624. > "Fine I'll tell you. True love, you have to find a pony that truly loves you and you must love truly them back."
  625. > I dropped my hooves to my side defeated
  626. > The only mare I loved was Rainbow Dash and that ship sailed a long time ago
  627. > Trixie laughed,
  628. > "Told you, hopeless."
  629. "Can you at least slow down the spell so I have a chance to reverse it?"
  630. > “Wellllll....I guess I could do that."
  631.  
  632. > She pricked my hoof with the needle and pulled an hourglass out of her bag
  633. > Twisting the top open she allowed a drop of blood to fall into the sand before closing it again
  634. > “You have until this hourglass is empty. Good luck Piggy.”
  635. > She tossed me the hourglass and disappeared in a cloud of purple smoke
  636.  
  637. > I stared at my reflection in the glass with my spirts trampled
  638. > When I returned to Sugar Cube Corner I snuck upstairs and locked myself in my room
  639. > I didn't want anypony to see me like this
  640. > Marbles belly was the size of a small wagon but she continued to suckle on the tube
  641.  
  642. > I propped myself agains't the nightstand next to her
  643. > Our bellies rumbling in hunger
  644. > All the food was downstairs which was the last place I wanted to be
  645. > I couldn't show my face to the party goers.
  646. > I pulled the jar of Derpy's milk from my bag and took a big swig
  647. > It tasted good
  648. >...
  649. > Actually, it tasted better than good
  650. > It was amazing
  651. > But something was off
  652. > It had a familiar saccharine taste
  653.  
  654. > I turned to the barrel in horror
  655. "No...No..No…It can't be."
  656. > I pulled the tube from Marbles mouth and tasted it for myself
  657. > They tasted almost identical
  658. > I dropped the tube from and stared into the jar
  659.  
  660. > "Sweet Celestia.”
  661. > For the third time in one night I was speechless

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