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The Misadventures Of Derpy's Boobs 2.4

By Shroooomy
Created: 2022-10-30 04:16:12
Expiry: Never

  1. > I leaned over the sink staring at my cheek.
  2. > There was no hiding it
  3. > I never considered myself pretty but whatever self esteem I held regarding my looks was shattered with a couple strokes of a pen.
  4. > I should just go home and start working on a reversal spell
  5. > There wasn't anything left for me here
  6. > Heck, I’m not sure where I belong anymore
  7.  
  8. > Rich Ponies
  9. > Pinkie prostituting herself
  10. > Boob potions
  11. > Milk drinking
  12. > rape
  13.  
  14. > When did everything get so strange?
  15. > It feels like just a week ago we were singing songs about wrapping up winter and running through leaves.
  16. > Now I'm being force fed milk as strange stallion form out of town tries to force himself onto me while one of my best friends admits to extorting bits from married ponies.
  17. > I miss when things were simple
  18.  
  19. > The door behind me creaked open
  20. > I swung around and saw Derpy standing in the doorway with her head below her shoulders
  21. > “Twilight. I’m sad.” She sighed
  22. > I was defeated
  23. > After all the challenges I've faced, how did avoiding Derpy end up being the worst mistake of my life?
  24. > I didn’t like the mare but at the same time I felt like my neglect of her had blinded me from just how little other ponies in town thought of her.
  25. > She isn't a bad pony
  26. > Just very, very irritating.
  27.  
  28. > I've tripped over my hooves when it came to applying my friendship lessons to Derpy and it seemed that the more I mistreated her the worse my life became.
  29. > Despite my feelings towards her I needed to extend an olive branch to this mare.
  30. > For Fluttershy, for Derpy and for my guilty conscience.
  31. > I needed atonement from a mare who up until tonight I had thought so little of.
  32. > I hope it's not too late.
  33.  
  34. “Come on in Derpy. Tell me What's wrong."
  35. > She stood in the doorway like a sad puppy
  36. > “I think I’m in love…I’ve been having confusing thoughts and…and…"
  37. > As she raised her head her voice trailed of and she squinted
  38. “Twilight! Somepony wrote on your face!”
  39. > She sounded incredibly concerned aand stumbled towards me wearing only a cloth and saddle with jars of strapped around it.
  40.  
  41. > Before I could even ask about the bizarre outfit she had her snout pressed into my face and
  42. > “Oh no! Twilight, We need to wash that off right away! You hate milk, Remember!?"
  43. > How could I forget?
  44. > I decided to humor her
  45. > "Oh my gosh you're right! Can you help me wash it off?"
  46.  
  47. > Her face practically beamed with delight at the prospect.
  48. > "Of course! I can't have you trotting around looking like that!"
  49. > She look down at her hooves and smiled from ear to ear
  50. > "Oh! Look at that Twilight"
  51. > She picked the bar of soap off the floor and held it above her head and cheered
  52. “Soap!”
  53. > My eyes widened as her hoof approached my face with the soap
  54. “Derpy! Don’t you dare touch me with that!” I screamed
  55. > Startled, She jumped into the air and dropped the soap on the ground
  56.  
  57. > The two of us watched the it slide across the floor in silence
  58. > I must look like an absolute maniac right now
  59. > Derpy hung her head
  60. > “Sorry Twilight…” She whimpered
  61. “I..I didn’t mean it like that. It's just…That soap is dirty."
  62. > Derpy started to giggle
  63. > “Soap can’t be dirty silly! It’s soap!”
  64. “Oh come on! That is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard!”
  65. >...
  66. > Patience Twilight. Be calm. Don’t lose your composure.
  67. > She trotted across the room wagging her tail merrily in pursuit of the dirty soap sliding across the floor
  68. > I opened the cabinet and grabbed a bar of soap still in it’s packaging
  69. “Lets just use a fresh bar of soap.” I suggested
  70. > She spun around and nodded happily and made her way back towards me
  71. > When she walked towards me the floor beneath her hooves would crackle with each step
  72. > It sounded like a pony violently ripping two pieces of velcro apart.
  73.  
  74. > “Why is the floor so sticky in here?"
  75. “I have no idea.” I lied
  76. > “It’s like some pony spilt jam in here.”
  77. “Was it you? Did you bring jam in here and spill it?”
  78. > She stopped in her tracks and gave me a worried look
  79. >”No…It wasn’t me….I swear.”
  80. > She looked so unsure of wether she did it or not despite obviously not having anything to do with why the floor was sticky
  81. > The floor was covered in dried milk and cum that stuck to your hooves when you walked over it.
  82. > I didn’t want to tell her that so I rolled my eyes and laughed
  83. “Obviously not. Who brings jam in the washroom?”
  84.  
  85.  
  86. > With a smile she shrugged in agreement and made her way next to me by the sink.
  87. > She flipped on the water and opened the soap while humming to herself with a big simile
  88. > She explored the drawers of the cabinet until she found a facecloth
  89. > With the soap and cloth in hoof she submerged the two under the steaming water.
  90.  
  91. > Finally, she turned to me and spoke in a very serious tone
  92. > “Now hold still. This is a very delicate operation.”
  93. “Derpy, it’s just marker.”
  94. > “Shhhh….Let me help you. You’re in good hooves.”
  95. > She gently dabbed the cloth under my eye and taking this very seriously
  96. > Then she began to giggle like a school filly
  97. “Whats so funny?”
  98. > “I promise I’ll drink milk?”
  99. “It’s a long story.”
  100.  
  101. > She paused and locked her eye with me
  102. > “You can drink my milk if you like.” She replied with complete sincerity
  103. “No thanks Derpy.”
  104. >She started to hum again while she wiped my cheek very tenderly
  105. > Derpy would probably be a great babysitter or one of those care mares at the hospital
  106.  
  107. > With her spirits high I attempted to make amends with my nagging conscious.
  108. “I’m sorry I didn’t take you with me.” I spoke with equal sincerity
  109. > “You don’t need to be sorry, It’s nice you went with Cloudchaser. I think she needs friends.”
  110. “Maybe you're right…But she isn’t a very nice pony.”
  111. > She paused for a moment and stared distantly
  112. > Her smile faded and her tone was somber
  113. > “No…She isn’t a nice pony at all.”
  114.  
  115. > She placed the face cloth under the sink again and applied more soap
  116. > I sighed
  117. > How did we both end up here? Everything that happened tonight was my fault.
  118. > How am I supposed to write about friendship when I'm such an awful friend to the ponies that need me the most?
  119.  
  120. “I don’t think I’m going to get a friendship letter out of this party.” I chuckled trying to lighten the mood.
  121. > “Maybe you can tell Celestia that just because your best friend has other plans, doesn’t mean that she isn’t still your friend.”
  122. "Sure Derpy, That sounds nice.”
  123.  
  124. > She was a very sweet mare
  125. > We had never shared a moment like this with her before
  126. > The room was quiet and I could feel intimacy between us
  127. > Not romantic intimacy just her warm caring presence as she tried fruitlessly to scrub the curse from my face.
  128. > I didn’t deserve her kindness.
  129.  
  130. > As she dabbed my face with the warm cloth slightly harder clearly getting frustrated.
  131. > Meanwhile my eyes were drawn to her forehead.
  132. > The sleeve of a bloody bandage hung beneath her mane across her forehead
  133. “What happened? Did you get hurt?"
  134.  
  135. > Derpy jumped and in her shock slid the cloth down face
  136. > Her eyes were bulbous and frightened
  137. > “Oh! nothing…I just hit my head….delivering mail."
  138. “Hit it on what?”
  139. > “Ummm…A table.”
  140.  
  141. "A table?"
  142. > My mind started to race
  143. > Images of Cloudchasers Motel room flashed in my mind
  144. > A trashy room covered in bottles and dirt with a tattered mattress resting atop a flimsy bed frame.
  145. > Next to the bed was an end table covered in blood
  146. > “That bitch!” snarled stomping my hoofs
  147.  
  148. > Derpy looked confused by my sudden outburst
  149. > But I understood everything
  150. > If she thought she could hide ANYTHING from me, she had another thing coming.
  151.  
  152. “Cloudchaser did that to you, didn't she!? I saw blood in her room!”
  153. Derpy waved her hooves in the air manically “Twilight shhh! She’ll hear you!”
  154. > “I don’t care what she thinks. Come here.”
  155. > I grabbed her hoof and pulled her close
  156. > With my magic I began unraveling the gauze.
  157.  
  158. > The fabric was saturated in dried blood causing the wrap to cling to her head
  159. > Slowly and steadily I unwrapped the long bandage an inch at a time
  160. > “Ouchy!”
  161. “Sorry. I’m trying my best to be gentle.”
  162.  
  163. > When I finally removed it I saw a large bloody gash in the side of her head
  164. > Fresh blood, and puss oozed from the contaminated puncture which was dribbling a mixture of unnatural colours just above her ear.
  165. > It was beyond gross.
  166.  
  167. “Oh Derpy....This is serious.”
  168. “It doesn’t hurt!” She cried trying to slip from my grasp
  169. > but her protests were futile. I pulled her back and examined the injury closer
  170. “Derpy, it’s infected! What did you use to sanitize this?”
  171.  
  172. > “Umm..Cider.”
  173. > I felt like snapping at her for being so foolish but all I could muster was shock and disappointment
  174. “Oh for crying out loud you really are hopeless.”
  175. > “It’s fine really!”
  176. > She tried to turn away again but I grabbed her wing and pulled her back
  177. “Derpy, I can fix this. Trust me.”
  178.  
  179. > I closed my eyes and focused all of my energy on a healing spell, repeating the charm over and over in my mind
  180. > I felt the magic consume my horn as I leaned close to her injury
  181. “Now don’t move.”
  182. > Magic expelled from my horn and I waved my head over her injury back and forth
  183. > After a few moments the spell was complete and when I opened my eyes the damage was gone as if never happened
  184. > Derpy anxiously prodded at her skull and when she realized that there was no more pain her eyes shot open and she stared at herself in the mirror.
  185.  
  186. > “Wow! Twilight you're amazing!” She cheered while hugging me tightly
  187. “Oh it’s nothing! Flesh wounds are easy to heal…Magic kindergarten stuff really.”
  188. >”Twilight. You’re the best pony I've ever met..”
  189. > Oh no
  190. “What about Fluttershy?”
  191. > Derpys grip loosened but she continued to cling around my neck
  192. > “I like Fluttershy a lot…But sometimes she treats me like a filly."
  193. “Do you think that she might do that because she cares about you?”
  194. > “I guess…But I still don’t like it.” She grumbled
  195.  
  196. “She told me you two got into a fight. Do you want to talk about it?”
  197. > “Yes…But I don’t even know where to start.”
  198. “That's okay. We have all night.” I replied brushing her mane with my hoof
  199. > Derpy smiled and exhaled deeply before her expression turned melancholy
  200. > “Twilight...Do you ever get scared?”
  201. > She really was taking "We have all night" literally.
  202.  
  203. “Of course I do. What's bothering you?”
  204. > “I’m scared of a lot of things…But mostly I’m scared that…I’ve started to have…Feelings for Fluttershy…Feelings I’ve never had before.”
  205. “That's really sweet. You should talk to her about it.”
  206. > “But I don’t want to make things weird…..Being friends forever sounds fun…Until you get older and being just friends doesn’t feel like enough...I’m attracted to her…Mostly her breasts”
  207. > Luckily her eyes were glued to the floor because I couldn’t help but roll my eyes
  208. > “I’ve never been intimate with another pony and don’t want to tell her how I feel because what if it ruins our friendship....I wish things could just stay the way they are…The way they were….I don’t want things to change…But I don’t want to be alone either!"
  209.  
  210. > “There, there. It’s okay.”
  211. > “I…I…I don’t wanna be Derpy Hooves anymore…I wanna be somepony different!”
  212. > She was starting to hyperventilate.
  213. > I rubbed the back of her ear to calm her down.
  214. > “It’s okay. I think I know what you mean.”
  215. > “Y..You do?”
  216. “I do. Love is a beautiful, frightening thing. The hard part is admitting to yourself how you feel...And sometimes it's even harder to share that love with the pony you care about most.”
  217. > “Maybe you’re right…You’re always right.”
  218. “I wouldn’t go that far. Ninety nine percent of the time I'm right."
  219.  
  220. > She Looked back up at me with her shimmering eyes and giggled
  221. > I tried not to laugh along with her
  222. > Maybe my mind had finally snapped but after all the days absurdity I was enjoying her company and I found her laughter contagious
  223. > "What's so funny?" I asked between giggles
  224. “It's just that…It's really nice...Being here with you.”
  225. > She started to scratch my ear in return and giggled
  226. > “Scritch, scritch, scritch”
  227. > I had a bit of a chuckle
  228. > She’s such a silly pony.
  229.  
  230. > She seemed so happy
  231. > I didn't want to ruin the moment but at the same time I knew the guilt would eat away at me if I held my tongue
  232. “Derpy…I’m sorry. I really am.”
  233. > “Sorry about what?”
  234. “Everything! I haven't been treating you fairly. I should have gone to the party with you instead of Cloudchaser. I lied about having a date…I lied because I didn’t want to go with you.”
  235. >She pulled her hoof away and sadly sighed
  236. > “Oh…I understand.”
  237.  
  238. > "Derpy, You're a very kind pony and I'm lucky to have a friend like you in my life I'm sorry I lied....If you're willing to forgive me I would love to be your date to the party."
  239. > She hugged me tightly and I could feel her breasts pulsating over my chest
  240. > “Of course I forgive you! That's what friends do!”
  241. > I felt the weight of my guilt slip away
  242. > I was forgiven and my conscious was cleared
  243.  
  244. > I grabbed her shoulders and gently pushed her from the hug
  245. “I want you to promise me something .”
  246.  
  247. > She nodded enthusiastic
  248. “I want you to forgive Fluttershy and tell her how you feel. I don’t think You’ll find another friend as thoughtful as her. She’s a good pony just like you.”
  249. > I poked her nose and she sneezed then nodded excitedly.
  250. >She grabbed my hoof and pulled me across the room
  251. > When we reached the doorway she stopped abruptly
  252. > "Wait! What about your face? I didn't finish cleaning it."
  253.  
  254. "I'll wash it when I get home. It'll be our little inside joke."
  255. > Derpy bounced up and down like filly on a sugar rush then yanked my leg as hard as she could out with a silly smile strewn across her face.
  256.  
  257. > She skipped down the hall with me trailing behind her as her wings flickered feverishly
  258. > “Come on Twiliy! Let's go find Fluttershy! I’m going to tell her I love her and she’s going to sit on my face!”
  259. “I…Ummm…Okay?”
  260. > I give up trying to understand the ponies in this town

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