Stockings.


                                            >Be Anon.

                                            >Decide to go look up pony stuff on the internet.

                                            >See a lot of art that has ponies wearing stockings.

                                            Laughter.EXE

                                            >Who is even into ponies wearing stockings, their just stockings.

                                            >You would then have an idea.

                                            >What if you sent some stockings to someone you know as a joke.

                                            >Plus it would be good as some sort early hearts warming gag present.

                                            >But whoo....

                                            >Maybe I should send some to Limestone, bet she would be pissed.

                                            >Start ordering some stockings, these gray ones should be good enough.

                                            >now all its time to wait.

                                            CRASH!

                                            >hear something break.

                                            >Before you could check what it was, Derpy would approach you with a package in her carrier.

                                            >"Sign Here!" Derpy would dig into her mail carrier and grab a sheet of paper and pen before placing them on the ground.

                                            >You would grab the paper and pen and write down your signature before giving it to Derpy.

                                            >"Thank You!" Derpy would say as she would fly through the hole she just broke.

                                            >WTF

                                            >Never mind that, gotta send that 'gift'

                                            >Go to the postal office and tell them to ship it to the pie family rock farm.

                                            >Go back to your home and wait for hell to break lose.

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                                            >Its been a few days, no nothing.

                                            >That is until you hear something outside, you peel through your window and peeked.

                                            >Derpy was putting an envelope through your mail box.

                                            >As soon as Derpy left you would open your mail box, grab the letter, and go into your house.

                                            >This is gonna be good.

                                            >You would open the envelope and open the letter, the letter saying...

                                            'Thank You Anon for the stockings! Their really nice and their perfect for the winter, I wanted to send you a picture to show you how they looked.'

                                            'Love, Marble.'

                                            >There also was a photo attached to the note.

                                            >Slience would fill the air as you looked at the photo, and some lotion.

                                            >You would pick up the lotion.