Daybreaker Vs. Anon short


                                            >You are Anon, and you are currently chilling on your sofa with another sappy romcom book.

                                            >Suddenly, your front door explodes, and you're awash with waves of heat radiating off the intruder.

                                            >"Anonymous! We shall peruse your loins!"

                                            >Oh, Celestia is having another of her episodes.

                                            >She canters to your sofa, as you mentally sigh and put the book aside.

                                            >*fwip*

                                            >She stares down at the weird black cone engulfing her muzzle with a surprise in her slit eyes.

                                            FSHHHHHHHHHH

                                            >You maneuver your fire extinguisher to give her another good spray.

                                            FFFFSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

                                            >She's scrunching HARD and trying to get the cooling foam off of her, but it doesn't relent.

                                            >Neither do you.

                                            "Bad pony!"

                                            FFSHHHHHHHHHHHH

                                            >With controlled sprays you push her back out of your cottage and into your frontyard.

                                            >You swap your extinguisher for another one from your anti-kirin stash and continue the assault.

                                            >Using her wings, Daybreaker finally cleans the foam off her muzzle and you notice a peculiar detail.

                                            >Her mane went out! You immediately inform her of that fact in your trademark style.

                                            "HA! Baldy!"

                                            >Her hoof automatically goes to her smooth scalp and she gives you a hurt frown.

                                            >"That was really uncalled for, Anonymous!"

                                            FFFSHHHHHFFFFSHHHHHHHH

                                            >You give her a warning spray.

                                            "Neither was exploding my door, Princess!"

                                            >Suddenly Daybreaker looks around and examines her haunches only to confirm that her tail has went out too.

                                            "And no, hot mares in my area is not my fetish!"

                                            >Hurt and dejected, Baldbreaker takes to the wing.

                                            >Except soapy concoction in the extinguisher has bound her wings and she crashlands not far away, only to pop out of the crater and saunter off.

                                            >You almost pity the fiery rapist.

                                            >Almost.