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What a Wonder Full Life

By Hugh_Neutron
Created: 2023-04-21 01:26:18
Updated: 2023-04-26 07:44:19
Expiry: Never
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  1. Title: What a Wonder Full Life
  2. Description: A short green about Celestia struggling with her addiction
  3. Status: Complete
  4. Note: I don't know how to spoiler or format in Ponepaste and Pastedown so please use your imagination.
  5. Sex in part 3
  6. ===
  7. Part 1
  8. >Be Celestia
  9. >Royal princess of Equestria and holder of a deep secret
  10. >No one can know
  11. >End of another long day
  12. >Can't wait to return to my chambers because I have a delivery waiting for me
  13. >The last pony is leaving court for the day, door swinging shut
  14. >Bolt from my throne, guards looking in confusion
  15. >I don't give a buck
  16. >Some maid greets me along the way
  17. >Don't give a manure
  18. >Scroll materializes from dragon ash in front of my face, probably Twilight
  19. >Who cares I'll read it later
  20. >Personal assistant waving important documents by my door
  21. >Send them to my sister!
  22. >Finally make it to my room
  23. >Open the door and see an easel with a bundled painting
  24. >And a pony wrapped in robes so thick it could be a mule for all I know.
  25. >"Princess Celestia, your commission is delivered as you req-"
  26. >Slap an ingot of gold in his hoof, thank him for his service and shoo him out the door.
  27. >Sorry but this is an emergency!
  28. >Finally alone with my art
  29. >I break the seal, and open the piece
  30. >Slowly revealed like a blooming flower
  31. >Pic related
  32. >An amazing male specimen of fair complexion browsing the food of gods
  33. [spoiler] https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1681/79/1681793938136.jpg [/spoiler]
  34. >Nearly Squash my soup the second I see it
  35. >A fine addition to my collection
  36. >*drip*
  37. >Oh fudge, did I just drool on the floor?
  38. >My tongue is hanging from my mouth
  39. >*wink*
  40. >Yup I just winked too.
  41. >Faust this is too much.
  42. >Turn to get my lubricants and toys from a chest beneath my bed
  43. >As I'm turning I see a shadow on the balcony
  44. >Blink and its gone
  45. >WHO WAS THAT
  46. >Rush outside nearly shattering the glass
  47. >Catch a glimpse of starry midnight blue disappearing behind a parapet
  48. >Oh Faust she knows
  49. >SHE KNOWS
  50. ===
  51. Part 2
  52. >I need to send Luna back to the moon
  53. >I need Twilight Sparkle and the Elements of Harmony
  54. >I cover the painting and call the guards to prepare a flying chariot
  55. >Emergency code black, no I am NOT telling you why
  56. >I can’t trust a letter, this would be better coordinated face to face
  57. >A short trip later and I’m in Ponyville
  58. >Jump from chariot before it even touches down and I’m off
  59. >There’s Twilight’s castle
  60. >Going to knock quietly, need to not attract attention right now
  61. >BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG
  62. >It opens quickly and Spike is there
  63. >”Geez hold your horses...Celestia? It's the middle of the night, what are you doing here?”
  64. >Spike you gotta let me in. I need to talk to Twilight. It's an emergency.
  65. >”She’s sleeping right now. Can you tell me what's wrong?”
  66. >It's Luna, she’s found my paintings and I need to stop her before she tells anyone!
  67. >But I don’t say that out loud, I just think it
  68. >I can’t tell him that, I need to make a lie
  69. >Make up a lie about my sister to banish her in order to cover my heinous secrets
  70. >I’m going crazy aren’t I
  71. >I can’t do that, how could I even think that
  72. >TFW realize I’m a bad pony
  73. >”Celestia are you alright?”
  74. >He invites me inside to sit, he's so thoughtful like that
  75. >I-I’m fine. Sorry it's not an emergency, I don’t know why I said that. It’s not even a work thing.
  76. >”Do you want to talk about it?”
  77. >I couldn’t, I’m already bothering you too much right now keeping you up.
  78. >”Don’t worry about it. I was just getting a midnight snack. Do you want anything?”
  79. >He goes to the fridge and starts pulling a couple of things out.
  80. >No thanks, I’m not really hungry right now
  81. >Wait, is that what I think it is?
  82. >He pulls out something in a familiar white and polka dot package.
  83. >[spoiler]WONDERBREAD[/spoiler]
  84. >He’s making a PB&J sandwich with it
  85. >O-on second thought, I’d love a snack. Whatever you’re having would be fine
  86. >I watch his little claws pull each slice from the bag
  87. >The delicate bread flesh unharmed by his soft touch
  88. >The clinking of a butterknife in the glass jars of peanut butter and jam is a sweet symphony to my ears
  89. >I’m sweating, mouth watering
  90. >The way his dextrous digits spread the jam makes me wish I were that slice of bread
  91. >So soft
  92. >So white
  93. >I never noticed before but spike has some very *fair* features
  94. >I *wink* so hard I swear its audible, thank goodness he doesn’t seem to notice
  95. >He makes a sandwich and glass of milk for each of us
  96. >By the time he hoofs it to me, I’m a twitching mess
  97. >The first bite, my eyes roll into my head and let out a pornographic moan
  98. >”Whoa, didn’t realize you liked PB&J that much.”
  99. >S-sometimes the simple classics are the best hahahaha
  100. >He laughs with me
  101. >He takes a bite
  102. >I can see each individual claw sinking into the pillowy flesh of the bread, and the perfect bite mark of his draconic teeth
  103. >Suddenly I’m quivering
  104. >”So what's got you so stressed out Princess?”
  105. >Huh? Oh right he wanted to know whats wrong
  106. >I’ll just... leave out some details
  107. >I maybe have an addiction
  108. >I don’t want anyone to know but Luna saw it and now I’m worried
  109. >”Is it like...drinking? Gambling?”
  110. >No, nothing like that. I don’t want to say what it is but it's expensive. I have a lot of money but even if I didn’t I probably wouldn’t give this up, and I don’t want to give it up.
  111. >”Does it affect your health?”
  112. >No? I don’t think so. Maybe my mental health.
  113. >(Why am I telling him this?)
  114. >He chews for a moment thinking on things
  115. >”Its not perfect but you’re in charge of your life and well being. If Luna interferes, it's because she cares for you. Nopony can stop you if you don’t want to change but they can support you if you do change.”
  116. >You nod, that sounds reasonable
  117. >”If Luna already knows, then I guess the cat is out of the bag. You might as well accept the consequences. Just like, have an honest conversation with Luna about it and ask her not to tell anypony.”
  118. >Wow that's really mature of you Spike
  119. >How did you get so wise
  120. >”Remember that time Twilight got addicted to Self Insert X Harry Potter fanfiction?”
  121. >Oh how could I forget, it was hilarious and Twilight was so unreasonable!
  122. >Wait, am I that unreasonable?
  123. >What a sobering thought
  124. >”Yeah I know right? I was addicted to comic books before but not nearly as bad. We all got our vices.”
  125. >We both finish our snacks in peace and soon it's time for me to leave
  126. >Spike walks me to the door but I need to say one last thing to him
  127. >Spike, thank you for the talk. It’s been incredibly helpful.
  128. >”No problem Princess.”
  129. >I was just wondering if you would be available for another late night talk in about a month's time? With more Wonderbread PB&J sandwiches?
  130. >”Of course, I’d be happy to help.”
  131. >You say your final goodbyes and he closes the door.
  132. >I’ll be waiting, counting the hours
  133. ===
  134. Part 3 (Sexo here)
  135. >I followed Spike’s advice
  136. >I talked to Luna instead of doing anything crazy and it went alright.
  137. >She was...accepting
  138. >Luna shared with me that she developed Pica while on the moon, she has cravings to eat stones and small metal objects.
  139. >She was so hungry on the moon without any food for 1000 years...
  140. >Now she eats 2-3 kilos of material per week
  141. >That night I felt so guilty I almost ate three whole loafs of wonder bread.
  142. >Even now the guilt eats at me and leaves a hole
  143. >A hole I need to fill with Spike and Wonder Bread
  144. >She doesn’t understand my obsession but won’t stop me, as long as it doesn’t become a problem.
  145. >She hopes we can support each other to overcome our afflictions.
  146. >She doesn’t know what I plan to do tonight.
  147. >Its our third meeting now
  148. >Away from prying eyes and perceptive purple pony students
  149. >”And then she turned herself into a pickle. Funniest thing I ever saw.”
  150. >I found that story really funny, and couldn’t help but laugh.
  151. >We were having a three course meal, courtesy of the kitchen but the portions were small
  152. >I had to make sure there was room for dessert after all
  153. >Right on cue, the kitchen staff brought it in
  154. >The food of the gods
  155. >They arranged the bread still in the bag on a platter with condiments in jars surrounding it
  156. >They will not be returning tonight
  157. >Spike, could you please make my sandwich like we usually do?
  158. >”Sure but uhh why wouldn’t you want to do it?”
  159. >It's nice to be doted on by a friend.
  160. >I watch him begin the two sandwiches
  161. >He looks at the available spreads and then he sees what I’ve prepared for him
  162. >”Peanut butter and amber? Strawberry and tourmaline? Oh man...”
  163. >He tastes a bit of each and smiles
  164. >”This is incredible, Princess Celestia where did you find this.”
  165. >I made it in the kitchen, the only hard part was finding a recipe.
  166. >Had to use a 200 bit nut butter mill though
  167. >His claws almost tremble with excitement now, denting the delicate bread flesh
  168. >Naughty naughty
  169. >Seeing him spread the jam and butter on the bread excites me
  170. >My heart quickens and heat rises in my chest
  171. >Blood engorges my tunnel and I can feel it slightly puff up
  172. >Oh how I wish I was that bread...
  173. >I cannot stop myself from winking occasionally
  174. >He finishes the sandwiches and hoofs me mine
  175. >”Uhh Celestia are you alright? You look a bit tired”
  176. >My eyes are half closed in a daze, I realize
  177. >Don’t worry about me Spike, sometimes I can’t help but daydream
  178. >We bite into our sandwiches and this time he moans like I do
  179. >I can only imagine the explosion of flavour in his mouth
  180. >Gems are a food only Dragons and Diamond Dogs can know
  181. >He notices both our moans and giggles
  182. >We quietly eat and I can barely quell my insides
  183. >The occasional wink and the sound from it is disguised by the wet chewing both of us are occupied with
  184. >His eyes shift to me and away
  185. >”Why do you look at me that way?”
  186. >I’ve been staring
  187. >Sorry, I’m just having a really good time, the staring is a bad habit from court
  188. >He accepts the excuse and we continue
  189. >He waves the small bit left of his sandwich
  190. >”This really is perfect, you know. I can’t think of anything that would be better.”
  191. >My insides are twitching and I’m winking constantly now
  192. >I might squash myself if I’m not careful, stick to the plan!
  193. >Something slips out of place and before I realize, it falls from my snatch and hits the floor
  194. >*Clonk*
  195. >In the same sharp instant I feel panic
  196. >The things I prepared beforehoof are falling out of me
  197. >”Hey what’s that?”
  198. >Well it's... a gem. Would you like it?
  199. >(I think I can salvage this plan, in fact I think this is better)
  200. >It's a citrine gem about the size of a taw marble ground and polished to a perfect sphere, I levitate it over to his palm
  201. >”Kinda smells funny.”
  202. >He eats it anyway before I can say anything
  203. >”It tastes really good though!”
  204. >He hums in satisfaction
  205. >Oh goodness that was so much more arousing than I thought it would be
  206. >I wink more and another gem involuntarily falls out
  207. >*Clonk*
  208. >”There it is again.”
  209. >He ducks under the table and sees the gem
  210. >”A sapphire?”
  211. >He dives to get it, I hear him crunch it under the table
  212. >I wink again, I can’t control it
  213. >*Clonk*
  214. >“A ruby! Celestia, are you hiding these under your wing or something?”
  215. >He moves closer, I’m pushing myself away from the table, he's right behind me now
  216. >Spike w-wai-
  217. >*Crunch*
  218. >*Wink*
  219. >*Clonk*
  220. >I moan uncontrollably as the gem falls out
  221. >He’s staring right at my behind
  222. >Oh Faust he knows
  223. >HE KNOWS
  224. >”Celestia, are these coming from your...!”
  225. >He’s blushing bright red and can’t finish the sentence
  226. >My heart is hammering
  227. >Its now or never
  228. >Spike, has Velvet given you the talk
  229. >”Yeah... some of it”
  230. >Well sometimes we do things like this for fun, and I was hoping to have some fun with you if that's alright
  231. >I just... accidentally got ahead of myself is all
  232. >”I don’t know. It seems kind of strange”
  233. >It is a little strange but that's how it always is for your first time
  234. >He scuffles his foot on the ground, he picks up the gem
  235. >”M-maybe we can try it for a bit.”
  236. >I let out a breath I didn’t realize I was holding
  237. >*Crunch*
  238. >*Wink*
  239. >*Clonk*
  240. >”H-how many of these things do you have inside you?”
  241. >I giggle nervously
  242. >Q-quite a few actually!
  243. >I gently use my magic to re insert the gem that had just fallen, still slick with my juices
  244. >Spike watches with wide eyes
  245. >Just follow my lead Spike and everything will be fine
  246. >I sit down on the ground, closer to his level and gently kiss his forehead
  247. >Hug him close, feel his small body against my own
  248. >He’s nervous, shivering even
  249. >I just hold him and rub his shoulders until he calms down and he hugs me back, deep in my grand warm tuft
  250. >Lizards love heat, and I’m undeniably warm
  251. >I give him a peck on the cheek, and let him do the same to me
  252. >Thankfully this new position makes it easier to keep the gems inside myself but I think he can feel my winking
  253. >Finally I steal his scaly lips with my own, a small peck at first, let him do the same to me
  254. >Slowly building longer and longer until its a real kiss
  255. >”Umm... Celestia could we try prenching? I heard thats what all the fancy mares do.”
  256. >Of course Spike
  257. >We kiss again and his tongue pushes into my mouth, clumsily
  258. >Gently I give him the tip of my tongue
  259. >His tongue is thin and long
  260. >Really long
  261. >Really really long!
  262. >Its pushing in and folding over itself again and again
  263. >My vulva is so engorged I swear it's sitting proud of my buttocks right now
  264. >His eyes are shut tight with effort
  265. >He pulls back his tongue like a long string of fettuccine, dragging over my tongue and lips
  266. >The tongue connecting us like Lady and the Tramp for a precious moment as he sucks it back, creating a wet and lewd sound as it comes from my mouth
  267. >”Was that good?”
  268. >It was amazing
  269. >I move us to a very large lounging couch inconspicuously placed nearby and lay on my back, fighting to not drop any gemstones along the way
  270. >I put him facing me, between my legs
  271. >Would you like some more gemstones Spike?
  272. >He nods
  273. >”Yeah...”
  274. >Then you can come here and get them
  275. >He looks down at my snatch
  276. >My wet, puffy, glistening, winking snatch
  277. >*wink*
  278. >A gem falls out, a ruby, onto my tail
  279. >He gently takes it
  280. >*Crunch*
  281. >*Wink*
  282. >*Plop*
  283. >A sapphire
  284. >*Crunch*
  285. >*Wink*
  286. >*Plop*
  287. >A citrine
  288. >W-Would you like a condiment with that?
  289. >He looks at me in confusion
  290. >I levitate the peanut butter and jam over
  291. >Taking the knife and gluttonous portions, I spread it over my pristine coat
  292. >My belly, thighs, inner thighs, above my snatch
  293. >Its everywhere and sticky, buttery, smooth
  294. >My left side is strawberry-tourmaline jam and my right is peanut-amber butter
  295. >Thank goodness I had the foresight to grind the tourmaline and amber to a smooth consistency
  296. >He’s mesmerized by my spreading
  297. >Gently he swipes the gem in the peanut butter on my leg
  298. >*Crunch*
  299. >Seeing him eat it is a jolt of pleasure every time
  300. >*Wink*
  301. >*Plop*
  302. >*Swipe*
  303. >*Crunch*
  304. >*Wink*
  305. >...
  306. >*Wink*
  307. >He looks at me unsure
  308. >Uh oh Spike, looks like you’ll need to retrieve them
  309. >”Yeah, your right...”
  310. >His eyes are locked onto my snatch, still blushing like mad
  311. >His cock standing ready and erect from the excitement
  312. >Slowly he spreads my folds, investigating them
  313. >The jam and butter making everything slick
  314. >He pushes one claw in, testing
  315. >They’re smooth and glide across my wet folds
  316. >Two talons, searching for gems, inadvertently spreading jam and butter inside me
  317. >He finds one and pulls it out
  318. >*Swipe*
  319. >*Crunch*
  320. >He sucks his talons of jam and butter as he eats it
  321. >He’s getting more confident, pushing more in
  322. >I let another gem drop
  323. >*Swipe*
  324. >*Crunch*
  325. >His pushing all his talons in now
  326. >I try to hold the gems back, making him reach farther in
  327. >His whole claw is inside now, other claw braced on my jammy leg
  328. >My snatch is quivering against his palm
  329. >Another gem drops
  330. >He pulls his claw out just long enough to pop the gem into his mouth then its right back inside me
  331. >He licks my thigh for jam
  332. >*Slurp*
  333. >*Crunch*
  334. >No need to be gentle Spike, I’m a tough girl
  335. >He reaches inside me now, his whole claw is inside me
  336. >Another gem
  337. >*Slurp*
  338. >*Crunch*
  339. >He gets faster, greedier, pushing deeper every time
  340. >Wrist deep, forearm, elbow!
  341. >*SlurpCrunchSlurpCrunchSlurpCrunch*
  342. >I’m spasming on his arm, moaning uncontrollably, clenching
  343. >In and out his goes, plundering my insides, pushing past my defenses
  344. >Gem after gem pulled out of me, a perverted irresistible candy dispenser for the dragon
  345. >His tongue roams around like a snake, pulling jam and butter in preparation for the next gem
  346. >His eyes tell me he’s loving every second
  347. >Focused on my love tunnel like a predator
  348. >Pride is what I feel when I see this is what I have caused
  349. >He reaches inside me and I can feel him trying to grasp anything there but there is no more he can reach
  350. >There is determination on his face
  351. >Roughly pulling out his claw, he plunges his face into my snatch, tongue invading my canal
  352. >Eeek!
  353. >Its everywhere!
  354. >I pull the bread to myself with magic, three slices in my mouth to try and stifle my shouts
  355. >The flavour on my tongue just brings me to new heights!
  356. >My hooves land on his head and gently, forcefully, desperately, rub and pet and push him in
  357. >The prehensile tongue pushes deep and pulls gem after gem into the waiting maw
  358. >Teeth Spike, careful!
  359. >He chews and crunches against my vulva without biting me
  360. >Occasionally he pulls back to eat more butter and jam
  361. >Deeper and deeper the tongue goes, squirming against my deepest folds
  362. >The rubies, citrines, sapphires, all perfect spheres and coloured like the polka dots on the bag
  363. >My coat a brilliant white like the bread
  364. >I am the wonder bread now
  365. >My legs clamp down on either side of his head, my orgasm hitting like a tidal wave
  366. >I convulse, screaming his name, bread flying from my mouth
  367. >Spike, Spike!
  368. >Insides clamping up and convulsing on his tongue but that doesn’t stop him
  369. >He furiously steals gems from me even as I release a torrent of squash soup at him
  370. >Its sprays out from between his mouth and my snatch, soiling my tail and the couch
  371. >Again and again I cum in waves, long moments stretching into minutes
  372. >Spike doesn’t let go until he reaches my deepest folds and confirms there are no more gems
  373. >Squash soup pools on the couch
  374. >I’m all moist with sweat and breathless
  375. >He sits up, retracting his tongue slowly making me twitch with residual pleasure
  376. >His face plastered from eyebrows to chin with soup
  377. >When his tongue is free he licks his lips and some of the rest of his face
  378. >He burps a cute little burp, he must be stuffed
  379. >Spike, that was amazing
  380. >”Thanks...”
  381. >He’s breathing heavily and has a dopey smile on his face, one would think he was the one who just got their world rocked
  382. >I force myself up, it’s time to attend to Spike
  383. >I set him back to rest on the couch and get to work on his engorged member
  384. >Kissing the tip and giving generous licks along the underside
  385. >”Ahhh!”
  386. >He laid back against an inclined plush cushion, giving me access and letting him relax his stomach
  387. >Such a hard worker deserves the best
  388. >I curl my tongue around his member, like a snake constricting prey, and he moans again
  389. >I levitate the normal strawberry jam and peanut butter without gemstones
  390. >I pause my work to spread the jam and butter on his stomach and thighs like I did mine
  391. >I take a large lick of butter then move back to his member
  392. >The smooth texture of his penis dragging slightly on my tastebuds with the butter
  393. >Sloppy saliva spreading all over his lower section
  394. >I pause to take a lick of jam
  395. >The three tastes of jam, butter, and his delicate penis blending in my mouth wonderfully
  396. >Too bad he didn’t have external testicals to worship
  397. >I settle for pushing my tongue against his vent opening, where his member emerges from
  398. >He grips the cushion and moans
  399. >I’m breathing heavy and snort hot air on him
  400. >I easily take the small dragon’s penis into my mouth and suckle
  401. >”Celestia, Oh!”
  402. >I grab his arms and put them on my head and instinctively he pets me, and pulls me forward
  403. >I suck on his member, trying to create a vacuum
  404. >I can tell the suction is almost too much for him
  405. >He calls for me
  406. >“Celestia, its so good.”
  407. >His member is twitching, ready to blow
  408. >I pull back, I want this to last longer
  409. >One last kiss to his member then I move to his face
  410. >He’s a mess of my soup
  411. >I kiss him on the forehead and slowly blow breath at him
  412. >Breath with me spike, share my breath
  413. >Together we breath for a moment, sharing this bliss, looking into each others eyes
  414. >I get a slice of bread and motherly wipe his face with it
  415. >He watches as I eat the slice, my own salty flavour dancing on my tongue with the bread
  416. >Then I’m back to his member, kissing, licking, suckling
  417. >Taking occasional licks and nips of butter and jam
  418. >I make sure to produce wet sloppy sounds for his ears
  419. >”Celestia please! Somethings happening.”
  420. >He’s pleading and grasping desperately at my scalp
  421. >I pause for a moment to tell him
  422. >You’re going to cum Spike, just relax
  423. >Back to suckling, I twist my tongue around him and bob my head
  424. >He’s almost there...
  425. >Quickly, using my magic, I take two more slices of bread and load them with copious amounts of jam and butter
  426. >A quick spell warms them to swelteringly hot, butter and jam running like mad
  427. >I trap his member between the two soft pieces and furiously jerk him off with it
  428. >”EEP”
  429. >He moans and releases into my hot sandwich
  430. >Spurt after spurt of salty cum, the sandwich swallows it all
  431. >His hips meet my sandwich as he thrusts up to me and I hold it there against him
  432. >More long moments of pleasure, the cum overflows the top of the sandwich
  433. >I let go only after the last tensing of muscle desperately trying to push more seed into my sandwich
  434. >He collapses onto the couch, out of breath, eyes glazed
  435. >I lay down with him, curling around him
  436. >He gravitates to my magnificent tuft, stroking and worshiping me
  437. >We’ll need to move eventually but for now we can rest
  438. >I bring my beautiful sandwich creation to my lips
  439. >Bread soaked, sloppy, and abused
  440. >Loaded with strawberry jam, peanut butter, and dripping with dragon seed
  441. >One bite and I am in nirvana
  442. >This is a precious moment to me and every bite is savored
  443. >My eyes wander as I finish my sandwich
  444. >The grand table, the bread, the open door, the Luna, the tapestries, the great murals on the ceiling, the-
  445. >The Luna?
  446. >The door slams shut, echoing in the room right before my eyes snap onto her
  447. >She knows, SHE KNOWS.
  448.  
  449. The End

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