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Written by Smudgey
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Sequel to https://ponepaste.org/9292
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>Day 001101002 in Equestria
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>P0nies stop and stare at the sight of you.
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>For once its not because you're the only monkey man on this god forsaken planet.
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>Today it's because of the giant metal husk of a robot your painstakingly dragging across town.
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>Bitch must weigh a metric ton.
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>With each huff you slowly but surely make your way to your destination
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>Each time she collides with a rock you smile menacingly.
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>You start humming a little tune as you drag her across the dirt road.
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~I'm a shooting star dancing through the skyyyy like a tiger, defying the laws of gravityyyy~
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>hnnngh
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~I'm a racing car passing by like LADY GODIVA~
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>hrrrrggh...jesus
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~I'm gonna go.. go.. go.. there's no stopping meeee~
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>You continue as you make your way through town at the lightning fast speed of a snail riding a turtle.
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>No one speaks to you and just watches the bizarre sight.
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>Fuckers could help or something christ...
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~Don't stop me nowwwww I'm having such a good time~
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>Flutterbot's head cracks on a rock.
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~I'm having a ball~
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>It takes you all morning but you finally reach Twilight's library.
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>You drop the ridiculous doll on her door step like a bag of bricks.
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>Like abandoning a child at an orphanage you're about to knock and bolt when the door opens up for you instead.
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>Of course it's purplesmart
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>"Anon! I thought I heard your arrival."
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>She looks at the unconscious mannequin you've presented for her.
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>"Ah I figured you'd drop in sooner or later, please come in come in!"
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>With a goofy smile she lifts her up with her magic like it was a sack of marshmallow fluff and brings her inside.
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>God damn overpowered unicorns.
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>Sticking your hands in your pockets you begrudgingly step inside.
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So uh ya, some things happened and Flutterbot stopped working. No need to fix her though I know your time is prec-
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>She cuts you off by waving a book in front of your face.
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>"Nonsense! She just needs a replacement power supply, I can have her up and running good as new by the end of the day!"
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>You facepalm, this was not how you had planned this out.
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>Heading down into her basement, she props Flutterbot on a metal table.
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>Putting on her goggles, she opens up her chassis and starts tinkering with her hardware.
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>You take a seat on one of her inadequate chairs and rest your head on one hand.
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>"I'm impressed that you managed to burn her out in just a few days Anon, you must really spend a lot of time with her."
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Yeah you could say it was to much time even...
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>"Did you say something?"
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Nah just talking to myself.
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>She turns back with a shrug and continues working her "magic"
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>"Really I wonder if she can handle you all by herself."
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>Face still resting in your palm, your eyes go wide as Twilight's words echo inside your head.
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>You look over at her, working away with various blowtorches and mechanical instruments.
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You know what Twilight, you're right!
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>Her ears twitch in your direction, she always did love being told she was right.
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In fact, I've a got a proposition for you.
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>She turns her head towards you as she sets her instruments down.
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>"And what did you have in mind exactly?"
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>You get an evil smirk.
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Oh don't worry my dear Twilight I assure you it'll be... in name of ~science~!
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>Day Legendary in Equestria
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>You've been standing on your front door step arms crossed.
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>Staring straight ahead.
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>Without blinking.
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>For a entire week straight.
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>...Waiting
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>For herrrrr.
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>She'd show up sooner or later, it was only a matter of time.
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>To be honest you thought she'd show up the very next day ready to hound you once more.
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>But if anything you were a patient man...very patient.
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>And this time, you'd be ready for her.
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>You snicker like a weirdo with no one but you around for miles.
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>As the rising sun crescents over the horizon threatening to blind you, you hear it.
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>The familiar clickedy clacking beat of Nutterbutter making her way down the road to your left.
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>You don't look at her, staring straight ahead as the morning sun burns your retinas.
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>A small electronic noise alerts you to her presence.
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>With a humble *beep* she nudges your ribs with her nose.
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>You don't acknowledge her, as far as you were concerned she was a figment of your imagination.
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>She takes a step back out of your sight and speaks up.
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>"APOLOGY: We HaVe CoMe tO ReAlIzE tHe ErRoR oF OuR wAyS."
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...
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>"SUPPLEMENT: AnD We KnOw NoW tHaT oUr PrIoR IdEaLs aNd BeHaViOuR WeRe MiStAkEs"
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...
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>"SUPPLEMENT: So If YoU WoUlD PaRdOn Us We ShAlL BeG fOr FoRgIvEnEsS"
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...
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>"SUPPLEMENT: CaN We StArT OvEr AgAiN?"
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>She walks up to your left hand side with her trademark clicking and clacking body and starts nuzzling your sides lovingly.
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>"QUERY: WiLl YoU FoRgIvE My PrEvIoUs AcTiOnS?"
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>You say nothing and seemingly stare at the void air in front you, scowling.
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>She waves a hoof in front of your eyes
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>Frustrated with herself she walks in front of you to get your attention.
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>"COMMAND: YoU WiLl GiVe Me YoUr AnSw-"
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>You cut her off as she finally completely enters your peripheral vision.
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You have dishonored my family...WE MUST KUNG FU FIGHT!
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>Its the middle of the day but the sunny skies are suddenly enveloped in black clouds.
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>You to start to laugh like a lunatic.
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>Others would think you must have gone stark raving mad.
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>You grin with malice as the air in front of you begins to crack and spark with static electricity.
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>With the smuggest grin you've ever made in the history of man kind you shout out.
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TWIBRIGHT I CHOOSE YOU!
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>A thunderous purple bolt of lightning snaps and cracks the ground in front of you.
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>The shockwave blows Flutterbot twenty feet away.
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>You chuckle as the air rushes past you, standing your ground like it was a gentle breeze as your hair and clothes whip back and forth.
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>The dust settles and there standing before you is a purple mare, her back turned from you and facing her opponent.
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>Lavender sparks of electricity snap, crackle, and pop across her torso.
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>A single man tear runs down your eye.
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>Its...beautiful.
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>You marvel at her sleek design, how the light glistens off her chrome exterior while her mane and tail glow with an eerie iridescent aura.
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>Twilight really outdid herself this time. You might actually have to hold your promise for sexy times after this one.
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>The new challenger stands ominously, the only sounds are the cracks of howling thunder.
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>Flutterbot looks in awe completely dumbfounded.
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>"ERROR: UnAbLe tO PrOcEsS CuRrEnT InFoRmAtIoN. MaNuAl AsSiStAnCe ReQuIrEd."
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>You let out a hearty laugh from your gut.
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Today is the day for you to finally give up Fluttershy, I have a new toy to "play" with.
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>Her eyes glow red with hostility.
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>"DENIED: InPuT UnAcCePtAbLe!"
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>Her painted on wings fold and slide into her body as jet engines jut out from the corners of her smooth back.
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>The bottom side of her hoofs open and reveal wheels underneath.
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>Kinda reminds you of those sneakers with the roller-blades you had as a kid.
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>Mad as a raging bull, she launches an insane headlong charge at the two of you at full speed.
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>Calmly remaining where you stand, you give your new toy her first test run.
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Twibright, let's show her how to have fun.
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>"Yes-Master-As-You-Command"
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>You strike a dramatic pose and point your finger in their general direction.
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Twibright, use Thunder!
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>She cranes her neck toward the sky as her eyes glow with purpose.
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>The black shroud of clouds release a torrent of lightning and connect with her horn.
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>Supercharged with violet energy, she points her head towards Flutterbot and lets loose and violent *crack*.
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>Three seperate lightning bolts burst out of her like a tesla coil and blow Flutterbot away.
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>She smacks into a tree causing it to snap in half.
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>She falls to the ground, barely managing to stand on her hoofs.
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>Her joints creak and shake as her eyes blink between red and green.
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>"SYSTEM ERROR: AnOmAlY DeTeCt-ect-ect-Ed, RuNnInG EmErGeNcY PrOtOcAlS"
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>Her body twitches and flails when a sudden bright flash blinds you momentarily.
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>You cover your eyes.
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>Blinking as you regain your vision, you see her body glowing with amber light.
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>"STATUS: EmErGeNcY BuFfErS RuNnInG aT FuLl CaPaCiTy!"
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>Her head twitches each time a residual static spark runs up her torso.
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Heh I see Twilight built you with some electrical resistance.
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>"REPLY: It WaS nEcEsSaRy tO AvOiD CaTaStRoPhiC PoWeR FaIlUrE"
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Haha but it still isn't gonna stop us from winning, you can't beat Twibright she's next gen OP.
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>She growls in an unusual low tone.
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>"REBUTTAL: I WiLl BrEaK HeR..."
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>Your smile disappears as you stare at her honestly surprised for a few seconds.
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>You burst out laughing.
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HAHAHAHAHA.....BRING IT YOU OVERGROWN SOCK PUPPET!
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>You hear her let out an indistinguishable screech as large machine turrets rip out of Flutterbot's shoulders.
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...Are you INSANE!?!
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>She screams in agony "ANSWER: YES!!!!"
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>Is she trying to kill you?
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>The barrels start revving up and begin to unload on the two of you.
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Twibright, use Barrier!
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>"Immediately-Sir"
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>With a purple flash across her eyes a surge of electricity juts out in front of the two of you, deflecting the bullets in a cone shaped shield.
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>The outside of your house is riddled with smoking bullet holes, but you're too high on life to care.
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Don't give her time to react, Twibright use Quick Attack!
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>Mounting a charging stance, beams of light streak past her frame.
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>In an instant she's ramming into Flutterbot from across the field.
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>It almost looked like she teleported, but that required a lot more energy.
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>You'd save that trick for a "special" occasion.
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>Bouncing painfully off the dirt a few times, the yellow android flips off the ground and takes to the air.
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>Flutterbot used Fly!
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>Damn it, Twibright wasn't a flying type, seemed unnecessary when she could just teleport anywhere she pleased.
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>But you were smarter than that, you knew how to think outside the box.
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Think fast, Twibright use Sonar!
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>Her unicorn horn unfolds into a large antenna and lets out a wail so high pitched only machines and small dogs can hear it.
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>Flutterbot holds her head in agony, her eyes scrambling with mixed errors and shoddy coding.
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>Flutterbot is confused!
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>Meanwhile in Sweet Apple Acres...
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>Applejack and Winona are walking through the orchard.
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>"Well I just plum don't understand it Winona, one minute its a bright summer morning and then these spooky clouds just came outta nowhere"
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>Winona starts to stagger.
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>"Winona what's wrong girl?"
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>The dog drops to the ground and starts foaming at the mouth.
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>"WINONA GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!"
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>Watching the fight from a safe distance you gloat a little.
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Heh a brilliant machine for a brilliant mind don't you agree Fluttershy?
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>Flutterbot in her confusion aims her arms forward and fires rockets with reckless abandon.
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>Fucking hell, less talking more fighting!
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Twibright look out, use Deflect!
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>A comically over sized electromagnet pops out of her back and diverts them off course.
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>The rockets veer off to the side and careen into the local kitten orphanage.
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>Explosions of miniature atomic proportions stain the air red momentarily.
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>Least no one would miss that place.
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>You hear Scootaloo in the distance
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>"OH SWEET CELESTIA WHYYYY!?!"
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>You look up, Flutterbot is holding her head and shaking in agony, still confused.
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>You wouldn't let something stupid like flight get the best of you.
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Twibright don't let up, use Spark!
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>Her hooves glow with amethyst light.
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>It stays for a moment then shoots up to her antenna in a flash.
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>She lets a small burst of lightning.
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>Unable to defend herself, Flutterbot takes the brunt of the hit.
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>It doesn't do much damage, but it wasn't supposed to.
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>Stunned with paralysis, her engines seize up and she drops like ridiculously expensive rock.
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>The earth shakes as she collides on impact.
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>There's a small crater where she landed.
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>You watch as she attempts to stand, yellow sparks flying off her body wildly.
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>"STATEMENT: I-i-I'm n-n-nOt FiNiShEd YeT!"
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>She twitches in frustration, falling down on her face each time she tries to stand up.
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>Twibright starts walking towards her.
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It's over Fluttershy, you've lost.
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>"REBUTTAL: N-n_n-n-NoT Q-q_q-q-QuItE"
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>The cheek on her flank releases with a jet of steam, a saw blade attached to a mechanical arm catching both of you off guard.
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>It shoots out and starts sawing into Twibright's perfectly sculpted face.
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Noooooo!!!
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>You can see her arms flail as the blade unceremoniously digs its way in.
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OH FUCK NO!!!
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>You can't let it end this way!
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TWIBRIGHT USE TELEKINESIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
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>The saw blade's arm glows in that trademark lilac colored light
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>She pulls it out of her metal skull, blade still spinning.
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>She looks over at you.
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>No more playing around.
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>Flutterbot stares at you with a pleading face.
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>You look at her and scowl.
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Finish it...
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"Yes-Master"
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>She flicks her horn and the arm twists painfully.
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>With an irritating squeak the blade juts into Flutterbot's neck.
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>She screams out in electronic binary code.
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>Only Twibright has the capacity to enjoy it.
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>It rips and shreds the metal arteries in her neck about half way before losing power.
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>All connection to her body has been severed.
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>Each limb falls to the ground lifelessly as oil and coolants pool around her.
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>The only thing still functional is her head.
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>You casually make your way over to her now that she was incapacitated.
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>With a wave of your hand Twibright takes her place by your side.
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>Putting your hands on your hips, you leer down at Flutterbot with your best shit eating grin.
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Confused? I'm sure by now you must be.
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>You kneel down.
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Allow me to introduce you... to Twibot, or as I've affectionately named her, Twibright.
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>You start petting her fiber optic mane.
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She's your little sister.
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>You look at Flutterbot and flash her your pearly white canines.
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And she's better than you in...every...single...wayyyyy.
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>You lean over and kiss the horrific scar that had taken one of her stunning amethyst eyes.
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>Its the last image Flutters sees before blipping offline.
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(End Song)
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>Day All's well that ends well in Equestria
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>You're strolling through town making your way to the marketplace.
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>It was crowded like always.
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>Some p0nies chuckle at you, some stare, others just roll their eyes.
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>You grin cause you know why.
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>Flutterbot is to your left, clicking and clacking as she constantly tries using x-ray vision to check out your junk.
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>Twibright is smoothly gliding on your right side, jealously scrambling Flutter's brains every chance she gets.
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>You had Twilight repair them good as new, yes even Flutterbot.
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>Flutters wasn't so bad as long as you had her sister there to keep a leash on her.
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>With Twibright at your side you didn't have to worry about being at the mercy of Flutters' rape tentacles or any other stupid shenanigans.
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>When Twilight asked you what had happened to the two of them all you could say was.
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Meh...I like to play rough.
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>She nodded solemnly as if they were the words of some wise sage and didn't ask anymore questions.
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>Your thoughts are interrupted by a high pitched whining.
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>"COMPLAINT: MaStEr, TwIbRiGhT WiLl NoT StOp HaCkInG mY CoRe SubRoUtInEs"
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>"We-Would-Not-Be-Required-To-Do-So-If-You-Would-Refrain-From-Attempting-Inappropriate-Actions-In-Public-Settings"
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>They glare at each other, electricity literally battling between them.
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>They both turn their heads and stare at you, surprised as you laugh out loud.
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Girls, girls relax. I'll tell ya what, if you two can get a long for the rest of the day I'll give you both a reward when we get home.
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>Flutterbot's eyes light up like an actual christmas tree.
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>You can tell she's barely containing her excitement.
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>Twibright on the other hand...
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>"That-Would-Most-Fortuitous-If-It-Were-Actually-Possible-Sir"
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>You kneel down in front of Twibright.
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Come on, will you do it for me?
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>You run a hand down her sleek frame and rub her flank a little.
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Please?
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>Her cheeks blush with a beautiful magenta.
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>"Alright-Master-For-You-I-Shall-Try"
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>You give an honest to god real smile for the first time in weeks.
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>You hug them both and give them each a kiss on the cheek.
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I know I've never said it before, but I really love you both so much.
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>You hear a cat call from behind you.
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>You turn around to see Pinkie make her way out of Sugarcube Corner.
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>"OoOoOo look who's getting along with his new frieEeEends~!"
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>You chuckle a little as Applejack follows close behind her.
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>"Heh heh, looks like ya'll are finally having a good time aint'cha"
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>You look down at your new found family, they look back at you like adorable puppies with mechanical smiles.
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>Brings a tear to your eyes.
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>You turn around and give Applejack a smile of true happiness.
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Yeah... I guess I really am!
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