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Written by That_Happy_Guy
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>Day Paintball in Equestria.
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>As you lay belly down in some mud, you reach for your headset to get a status report from your team.
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“This is Banana smacker. Any sign of the enemy?”
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>Your headset screeches with static before you get a response.
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>”Mac-talk here. Eeenope.”
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>”White death here. Nope.”
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>”This is Blueballs. I have an eye on Rarity aaaand...”
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>A loud fling is heard followed by a scream.
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>”Yes, she's down.”
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“Good job Blueballs. Shock therapy, Trixie, what about you two?”
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>”Yeah, I don't see any- GAH!”
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>Several shots are heard over the headset before you get another response.
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>”That's one a yer guys down Anon. We're comin' for ya! Ah hope ya like givin' oral, cause ah'm gonna-”
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>You shut off your headset and shiver.
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>After a few moments you turn it back on.
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>”-Then once ya finish off inside, ah'm a ride ya up a wall 'n-”
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“Blueballs, shut off Thunderlane's headset please.”
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>More shots and screams are coming from Blueblood's line before he replies.
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>”Yes yes, now leave me alone. I've almost finished my first set of rounds and are about to get a second.”
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“Wait, you found some of the others?”
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>”Of course not you dolt. I've been unloading on Rarity this entire time. Hmmhmm, seeing that mare burn red is so fucking satisfying! I swear, if I knew how easy it was, I would have-”
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“If you're not going to try and get the others, shut your line off too!”
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>As soon as you finish your sentence the line goes silent.
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>Several more screams from Rarity are heard.
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>You sigh, looking around.
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>Nothing.
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>You stalk around, careful to look for bright colored rapists.
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>As you round a tree, Big Mac is right in front of you.
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>You both have your sights set on the other before realizing who it is.
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“Hey.”
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>”Howdy.”
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>Lowering the plastic rifle, you sigh and motion for Big mac to follow you.
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“Thanks again for helping me with this.”
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>”Taint nothin'. AJ needs ta stop tryin' ta get in yer pants anyway. She's shirkin' her responsibilities on tha farm.”
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“Yeah, I'll bet. Hold up.”
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>The two of you stop, listening as some leaves crackle nearby.
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>You two peek around a corner and see Dash.
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>She is giggling while pointing her gun at Snowflake, who is unaware he is in any danger.
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>Big Mac fires of one shot into the mares ass and she falls over screaming.
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>”OH CELESTIA! MY ASS! HE GOT ME IN THE ASS!”
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>She keeps screaming and wailing as Snowflake turns around.
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>He sees the rainbow maned mare and flys over to you two.
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>”Thanks.”
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>”Don't mention it pardner.”
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>Dash stands, grabbing her ass as she hops back to the cabin you all agree would be base.
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>Deciding to find out why Trixie hasn't responded, you open the line again.
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“Trixie, what's going on?”
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>No response.
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“Trixie, seriously, talk to me.”
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>Silence again.
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>Sighing, you swallow your pride and manage to mumble out.
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“Great and powerful Trixie, what are you doing.”
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>”Ahhh, Banana smacker, Trixie was wondering when you would check in with her.”
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>Stuck up bitch.
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“So, have you seen any of the mares?”
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>”You know that the great and powerful Trixie is a mare, right?”
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“Then why did Twilight let you join a male only team?”
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>Silence.
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“So, did the great and powerful Trixie find any of the mares?”
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>”Trixie is hot on the trail of the second rate Unicorn now. You are lucky to have a mare who is mastered in the arts of stea-”
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>The sound of rapid fire pellets fills the headset.
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>”Trixie has been spotted!”
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>Bringing your face to your palm, you sigh and wonder why you thought it would be a good idea in the first place to have her on the team.
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>Because it would give you a foil to Twilight.
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>That's why you chose everyone you did.
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>Trixie to mirror Twilight, Big Mac for Applejack, Thunderlane for Fluttershy, Blueblood for Rarity, Snowflake for Rainbow, and yourself for Pinkie.
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>It seemed like such a good idea at the time.
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>”BWAGAH!”
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>Snowflake reaches for his back as he falls.
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>On his back is a large orange paint smear.
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>Looking up, AJ is smiling deviously as she moves her plastic pellet shooter to you.
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>Jumping behind a tree, Big Mac scrambles to hide as well as the cowmare unloads pellet after pellet.
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>”Ah found ya Anon! C'mon big boy, ya know ya want this! Just give up now 'n ah promise we'll go easy on ya!”
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>”Dammit AJ! Ya need ta settle down!”
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>The red stallion returns fire, trying to hit his sister in a non-vital area.
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>You join him and try aiming for between her legs.
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“Seriously! Calm the fuck down! Once I win, WHICH I WILL, you'll have to give this up anyways. Better start now!”
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>The mare yells, not willing to go down without a fight.
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>As she does, a certain yellow Pegasus flutters in the sky.
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>”I-I see you Anon~ H-high ground has the advantage... right?”
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>Her hooves shake as she tries to aim.
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>Taking a quick second to pause your fire on the real threat, you aim up and get the mare right in the wing.
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>She squeals and goes plummeting down into a pile of leaves.
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“Not if you're in the open you dingus!”
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>Whimpering, she sulks all the way back to the cabin.
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“I think that's three now, right?”
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>”Eeeyup!”
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>Turning your attention back to AJ, the mare is nowhere to be seen.
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“Where'd she go?”
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>She jumps out from behind you, without her weapon.
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>Before you can shoot a pellet off, she smacks the rifle out of your hand and starts to rip your pants off.
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>Big Mac tries to fire at his sister, but is out of ammo.
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>He reaches for another case full of pellets as the mare tries to wrap her mouth around your donk.
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“No-NO!”
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>Kicking and pushing at the mare, she is gaining an advantage, about to taste your man meat.
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>Before she can get even a single lick of your rod, a large magical explosion throws the three of you in the direction you are facing.
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>AJ lands on her back while Big Mac flails towards a tree.
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>You land face first in some mud.
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>Groaning, you lift yourself up to find your dick throat deep in the mare's mouth.
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“God dammit.”
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>She is smiling, suckling on your member as you grab your rifle.
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“Well, that's all you're going to get in your lifetime.”
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>She continues to suck as you put a single pellet into her protected chest.
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>Big Mac grabs his sister off your dick as she tries to keep sucking you.
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>”Consarn it Applejack! Show some respect. Tha man obviously ain't interested, quit botherin' him!”
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>You pull your pants up, letting your why-boner settle.
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“Thanks Big Mac.”
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>As the stallion is about to respond, a single pink pellet hits his chest.
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>He looks down, dropping his sister.
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>”Heh, looks like we're about ta win. Hope ya aren't plannin' on getting any sleep tonight lover~”
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>You pull your rifle up, looking for the second to last; if not last, mare.
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>All you hear are her giggles.
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>”Oh Nonny, you look so cute! Freaking out, about to lose, going to spend the rest of your life as our little love monkey~”
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>Beads of sweat start to drop down your brow as you step back.
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>Big Mac is scanning the area as well, trying to help you find the pink party animal.
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>Applejack simply licks her lips, laying on her stomach as she eyes your crotch.
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>Hitting the wall, you pant and start to feel the warm sensation of fear rush over your body.
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>”Hi Nonny~”
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>Pinkie grabs you from behind, holding onto your back as you try to reach for the mare.
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“Get off me! GET OFF!”
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>She giggles, enjoying the ride.
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>”Whee! This is so much fun Nonny! Me, riding you!”
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>She pulls her rifle to the side of your head.
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>”Don't worry, we'll be having a REAL ride soon enough~”
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>Gritting your teeth, the mare suddenly lets go and falls on her back.
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>Looking to her, she has a single dark blue spot on her forehead.
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>”Owie owie owie owie!”
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>She starts to rock from side to side while reaching for the pain spot.
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>Grabbing your rifle, you step away from Pinkie.
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>”Ha! Just like with you, the great and powerful Trixie only needed a single shot!”
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>”No! It doesn't count! You're out!”
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>”Naaaay! Trixie hit you first, you are the one who is out Sparkle!”
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>The two mare's are walking to you, arguing as they do.
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>They are each covered in large spots of paint.
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>Not risking it, you fire a round into Pinkie before aiming for Twilight.
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“Doesn't matter.”
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>Boom, one shot right in the chest has the mare on her stomach, clinging at the paint covered spot.
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“I just got you both. We win!”
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>You hear Snowflake cough before laughing.
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>”YEAH!”
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>Growling, Twilight fixes her eyes on you.
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>”There's no way you got us all!”
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>With a sense of accomplishment, you start striding back to the cabin.
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“Mhmm. Blueblood got Rarity, Big Mac got Rainbow, and I got the rest of you. We win!”
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>Snowflake lets out another gusto filled roar.
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>”YEAH!”
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>Once you are all back at the cabin, you see every pony who participated in the little wager of yours.
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>Rarity is covered in white paint, which you can only tell because it is mixed into her mane.
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>*Foop*
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>She cries as more of her mane is painted white.
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>Thunderlane's chest is painted orange.
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>All the other mares have the same wounds from before.
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>Blueblood is spotless, smiling as he finishes his second or possibly third barrage on Rarity.
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>Chuckling, you throw open your hands and raise them above your head.
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“WE WIN!”
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>The mares groan as Thunderlane and Blueblood clap their hooves together.
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>Twilight pulls out the contract you all signed before you started the game.
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>”Oh yeah?”
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>All five of her friends nod.
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>With a wicked smile, she tears it up.
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“W-Wait a minute! You all agreed to this!”
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>All five mares begin to rush you as your team tries to grab them.
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>Covering yourself, you wait for an imminent pony train to be run on you.
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>...
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>Nothing.
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>Opening your eyes, you see the six mare rapists hovering in the air, in some sort of stasis.
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>Their eyes all dart around, aware of what is going on.
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>”WE CANNOT ALLOW SUCH CLEAR DISRESPECT FOR A WAGER TO GO ON! THOU HATH MADE AN AGREEMENT WITH THE HUMAN AND THOU SHALL KEEP IT!”
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>Covering your ears, you look up and see the Princess of the night descending from the skies.
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>She lands next to you, flashing you a smile.
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>”Excellent work winning the game Anonymous. We quite enjoyed watching the events unfold.”
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“Wait, you were watching us this entire time?”
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>”Correct.”
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“Why didn't you stop Applejack from sucking me off!”
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>The Princess -tut tut tut-s before looking at you.
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>”Anon, it would have been unfair for us to have interfered. Also, forced sexual relations are legal in Equestria.”
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“Well fucking great! Why did no one tell me this earlier? Would have saved me a lot of time running back and forth from the police!”
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>The night blue mare giggles before nodding.
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>”Indeed. Now, we must properly punish these contract breakers. Ten years, dungeon.”
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>They all whimper as Luna flies off with them being magically pulled behind her.
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>”Welp, ah guess ah better get home. Tell granny that Applejack won't be comin' home fer supper.”
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>Looking around, the rest of your team seems to have the same sentiment.
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>”Yeah, I need to hit the gym and shower.”
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>”Wait up Snowflake, I need to borrow your membership card.”
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>”Well this has gotten rather boring rather fast. I guess I could go break some upstart foolish mare's heart.”
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>As the stallions leave, you sigh and rub your temples.
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>”So... The great and powerful Trixie isn't doing anything tonight. Perhaps we could go back to your place and... hmmm?”
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>Looking at the paint covered conceited mare, you let out an exasperated sigh and bury your head further in your palm.
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“Fine. Whatever. I don't even care anymore.”
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>With that, you spend the rest of your evening
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>Hate-fucking Trixie.
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