Vulgarshy


                                            Written by Slasher_Science

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                                            >Day tapeworms in Equestria.

                                            >You are Anon.

                                            >And yes

                                            >You have a tapeworm.

                                            >All because you trusted Fluttershy once.

                                            >But once was all it took.

                                            >She had come over asking about a new fetish.

                                            >Meat.

                                            >It wasn't hard to make a choice.

                                            >A year without a burger will do that to you.

                                            >So you went to her cottage.

                                            >Fuck you right?

                                            >Well she didn't try this time surprisingly.

                                            >She actually made you a burger!

                                            >When you asked what it was made from, she told you a cow had broken it's legs and had been suffering.

                                            >Without further interrogation you destroyed that burger.

                                            >And

                                            >It was the best damn burger you had ever eaten.

                                            >Then Alice had came.

                                            >Yes, your tapeworm had a name.

                                            >Because in Equestria

                                            >Tapeworms could talk.

                                            >Wherever you went now, Alice was there.

                                            >Talking to you.

                                            >But the truly odd thing is,

                                            >You liked her.

                                            >She shared your sense of humor, tastes in food and drink.

                                            >And hated Fluttershy.

                                            >So here you are.

                                            >Another day of working for Roseluck tending to plants.

                                            >It was basically your job on Earth so why not?

                                            >The only problem:

                                            >"She sooo wants to fuck you bro," Alice chuckles.

                                            >You are glad none of the ponies can hear her.

                                            >It's more of a voice in your head.

                                            >Fucking Equestrian tapeworms, how do they work?

                                            I don't think so Alice...

                                            >Roseluck notices you looking at her over a shrub.

                                            >She blushes and waves a hoof at you.

                                            >Alright.

                                            >She was pretty damn cute.

                                            >For a pony.

                                            >No way you would ever fuck a horse.

                                            >Even if they could talk and/or do magic.

                                            Nah, I think she's like that with everyone.

                                            >You see Roseluck hold up her spade.

                                            >With her eyes locked on yours, she inserts the rounded handle into her mouth and begins sucking, pointing at your pants.

                                            Okay maybe it's time to find a new job...

                                            >Alice laughs heartily.

                                            >Then your tapey senses begin to tingle.

                                            >You turn and see Fluttershy behind you.

                                            Did you just grab my ass?

                                            >She shrinks before you, "n-no... Is that your fe-fetish?"

                                            No. Go home Fluttershy.

                                            >She regains her confidence, or what little she has.

                                            >"I have some m-more m-m-meat there..."

                                            >Your stomach grumbles.

                                            >"Alice hungry!"

                                            >You debate this.

                                            >Seems legit.

                                            Hey Roseluck I'm taking my lunch... Break...

                                            >She's still sucking on the spade and is now doing something vulgar with a rake.

                                            Let's go Flutterbutt.

                                            >You get to her cottage.

                                            >Alice is wiggling inside you in excitement for the oncoming meat.

                                            >"If this bitch tries anything though, I'll kill her!"

                                            >You hold back a laugh and mutter

                                            What are you gonna do, come out of my ass?

                                            >Fluttershy turns back to you, "um, did you say something Anon?"

                                            Y-yeah I said... Did you just grab my ass?!

                                            >She looks confused.

                                            >"B-but I'm all the way over h-here..."

                                            >You sit on her couch.

                                            I know your tricks!

                                            >She laughs awkwardly and begins preparing your meal.

                                            >Nothing like having a girl cook for you.

                                            >Even if it was an annoying, creepy, zoo-smelling pony.

                                            >"I would cook for you if I could Anon!"

                                            Thanks Alice.

                                            >You can't break the habit of physically talking to her even though she seems to be able to know what you are thinking.

                                            >'How do you do that Alice?'

                                            >"I'm inside you bro. Deep inside you. Like, I hang out with your sperm. Pretty chill guys."

                                            >You have to press your hand over your mouth to keep from laughing.

                                            >Fluttershy is too busy with her Colt Foreman Grill to notice.

                                            >'Alice, if you were a human I would date you in a heartbeat.'

                                            >She doesn't respond.

                                            >"A-all ready!" Fluttershy announces.

                                            >You get up and walk quickly to the table.

                                            Meat!

                                            >This burger was even better than the last.

                                            >Alice is stuffed.

                                            Thanks Flutterbooboo.

                                            >You rub her head.

                                            >"Um... Please d-don't call me that... If t-that's okay with you...'

                                            >What's this?!

                                            >You found something that annoys her?!

                                            >You give her your best shit eating grin.

                                            Whatever you say.

                                            My little Flutterbooboo.

                                            >She whines and takes your plate to the sink.

                                            >You make sure to get the name in a few more times before you leave.

                                            >"Back to work?" Alice asks.

                                            Back to work.

                                            >"With Roseluck?"

                                            With Roseluck.

                                            >When you get back to work however, Roseluck is busy for the rest of the day and you don't see her much.

                                            >Everything is closed down and you put your gloves, apron and bandanna in the shed.

                                            >You turn to leave and see Roseluck standing in the doorway.

                                            >"Hey Anon, good work today... You worked up a... Good sweat."

                                            >You blink.

                                            >"Aw hell no!" Alice groans.

                                            >Roseluck is about as nervous as Fluttershy.

                                            >You can see her spaghetti dripping from the seed pouch she carries.

                                            >"H-hey, I know I'm your boss and what not, hehehe... But um. Uh, you wanna, c-c-cum-"

                                            >Alice shouts, "RUN FOR IT!"

                                            >"C-c-come over to my place for some dinner?"

                                            >Oh.

                                            >"Ah... I understand if you're busy but um, I have some fish I could grill."

                                            >Alice's favorite.

                                            >Your favorite.

                                            >It's goin' down.

                                            >You Sit on Roseluck's couch as she clatters around her kitchen.

                                            >Of course her house is filled with potted plants and flowers.

                                            >And the sad thing is, you can name every one.

                                            >"Hey listen," Alice speaks up.

                                            >She sounds nervous.

                                            >"I-if you decide to do something with Roseluck tonight I... Don't mind."

                                            >You laugh.

                                            Really? You think I would change my mind about horse fuckery now?

                                            >"Ah... Yeah hehe... That was stupid of me..."

                                            >Roseluck shouts from the kitchen, "hey Anon! That record player behind you has a record by Horsey Lewis And The News on it! A really solid album if you want some background music!"

                                            >Fuck no.

                                            I'm good!

                                            >Her head pops in, "I have some wine if you want a glass?"

                                            >Bad idea.

                                            >"Do it," Alice says.

                                            >"I wanna get drunk."

                                            >Alice has only been drunk once.

                                            >Best. Night. Ever.

                                            >You get up and follow Roseluck.

                                            I guess a glass or two won't hurt.

                                            >Roseluck grabs a bottle of Punch Berry Wine as you sit down, "Or three or four..."

                                            >Two glasses of wine later and dinner is ready.

                                            >Roseluck can hold her wine well.

                                            >Well, she does have a lot of bottles over there...

                                            >You are feeling a little buzzed and Alice is almost there.

                                            >Roseluck brings the fish in from off her grill and places a fillet on your plate.

                                            >It looks amazing!

                                            >It smells amazing!

                                            >Roseluck watches expectantly as you take a bite.

                                            >It IS amazing!

                                            This is probably the best meal I've had since I've been in Equestria!

                                            >Alice huffs, "It's alright. Nothing special. Not the best. I've had better."

                                            >You ignore her and squirt a little lemon on the fish.

                                            Seriously Roseluck, you should cook for a living! This is amazing!

                                            >She leans toward you with her hooves under her chin, "sucking up won't get you a raise you know."

                                            >You look up at her while you chew and she bites her lip.

                                            >"But if I suck you up will I get a 'raise'?"

                                            >You choke on a bite of fish.

                                            >"Run Anon!" Alice shouts.

                                            >There's a knock on the door.

                                            >Roseluck gets up, "who could it be at this hour?"

                                            >You follow her, thinking of an excuse to go home.

                                            >She opens the door and there stands Fluttershy.

                                            >"Um, h-hello..."

                                            >You get the crazy thought that she has come to guess Roseluck's fetish, but then she holds up a plate with two burgers on it.

                                            >"M-my house is being bug bombed, s-so I c-couldn't stay... Could I maybe eat h-here? I brought burgers..."

                                            >"This is great!" Alice tells you, "convince Roseluck to let her stay!"

                                            >It takes some work and a promise to work without a shirt tomorrow, but Roseluck lets her in.

                                            >So all three of you sit at the table.

                                            >You devour the two burgers Fluttershy brought and down another glass of wine.

                                            >Alice is pretty drunk now.

                                            Thanks girls!

                                            >Fluttershy smiles at Roseluck, "I'm s-so glad you liked my burgers the best Anon."

                                            >Roseluck glares at her, "you obviously didn't hear what he said about MY cooking!"

                                            >Fluttershy stands and ruffles her feathers, "I bet y-you don't even know what his f-fetish is!"

                                            >Roseluck raises an eyebrow, "what does that have to do with anything?"

                                            >Fluttershy crosses her legs as though she has won, "I happen to kn-know what his fetish is!"

                                            >"Cat fight! Bitch fight!" Alice slurs.

                                            >Roseluck looks interested now.

                                            >You definitely are.

                                            >Fluttershy takes a deep breath.

                                            >"A-Anon's fetish is..."

                                            Is?

                                            >"C-cunt..."

                                            WHAAAAAT?!

                                            >You bust up laughing.

                                            >Roseluck spews some wine she was drinking.

                                            >Alice roars with laughter inside you.

                                            >Fluttershy blushes and hides in her mane.

                                            Fl-Fluttershy what do you mean by 'cunt'?

                                            >She shifts uncomfortably.

                                            >"Y-y-you u-u-use c-curse words a lot so... I t-thought they t-turned you on..."

                                            >You wipe tears from your eyes and take another sip of wine.

                                            Yes Fluttershy. Words like 'shit' and 'bitch' get me ROCK hard!

                                            >Roseluck is in fits now.

                                            >The rest of the night is filled with cussing, more wine and NOT fucking ponies.

                                            >Overall a wonderful evening.

                                            >You say your goodbyes to Roseluck and Fluttershy then leave.

                                            >On your way home you notice Fluttershy has been following you ever since you left.

                                            >You stop and sigh.

                                            Go home Fluttershy.

                                            >She whines.

                                            >"Um, but m-my house is still being... *whine* s-shitty da-damn bug bombed..."

                                            >You're on your knees in laughter now.

                                            >"S-so c-can I stay at your place t-tonight?"

                                            >You end your giggle fit and stand,

                                            Because of your horrible attempt at cussing, yes.

                                            >She squees and flies up to you.

                                            >"S-so it IS your fetish?!"

                                            >God she smells like a hamster cage.

                                            No. And you're sleeping on the couch tonight.

                                            >You turn and walk.

                                            Come on.

                                            >Alice mutters, "this is a bad idea..."

                                            >You get to your house and lay out a bed for Fluttershy on your couch.

                                            >She whines and looks around nervously, stepping from hoof to hoof.

                                            You gotta use the bathroom Flutterbooboo?

                                            >She flinches at the name, "um, no I don't have to use the-" she cuts herself off and gulps, "I... Don't have to s-SHIT!"

                                            >Awkward silence.

                                            >Fluttershy seems appalled at what she has said.

                                            >You strain a nut holding in your laughter,

                                            Oh yeah Flutterbooboo, it gets me so hard when you cuss.

                                            >She looks a bit happier, "s-so that means I can sleep upstairs with you?!"

                                            >Alice mutters angry drunken words you can't understand.

                                            >You pet Fluttershy's head, making her create a puddle on your nice carpet.

                                            Oh no Fluttershy, you smell like kitty litter.

                                            >You begin to walk to your room.

                                            Goodnight! And remember: stay outta my room.

                                            >You hear her mutter, "fuck..." then she curls up on the couch.

                                            >You would have to burn that thing tomorrow.

                                            >"Make sure to lock the door," Alice tells you as you get into your room.

                                            >You do, and your dick feels at peace.

                                            >You strip and slide into the bed.

                                            Tonight was fun.

                                            >Alice agrees and you can feel her snuggle in your intestines.

                                            >"I love you Anon."

                                            >She's never said that before...

                                            >Must be the wine talking.

                                            >You pull your pillow close and close your eyes.

                                            I love you too Alice.

                                            >You are woken up at two thirty in the morning by screaming.

                                            >You snap your eyes open.

                                            >Fluttershy is at your bedside screaming at your cock.

                                            >"F-FUCK! SH-SH-SHIT! POOP! DAMN! ST-STUPID!"

                                            >You sit up,

                                            FLUTTERSHY WHAT THE FUCK?! IT'S TWO THIRTY IN THE MORNING!

                                            >You look over and see your bedroom door open.

                                            >You get up and walk to it in your underwear,

                                            AND YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN!

                                            >You slam it,

                                            AGAIN!

                                            >Wait a second...

                                            >Brain processing.

                                            How did you get in here?!

                                            >She holds up a screwdriver.

                                            Whatever- wh-what the fuck were you doing?!

                                            >She blushes.

                                            >"Well, your f-fetish is curse words s-so, I thought I'd curse at your... dick until it got hard..."

                                            >Honestly?

                                            So your brilliant plan was to yell at my junk then rape me?

                                            >She flutters up, "oh Anon, don't be afraid to speak in fetish, instead of 'junk', say 'dick' or 'cock' or 'hot monkey dick', and i-instead of 'rape', say 'fuck' or 'passionate cornholing'..."

                                            >Getting a lesson in talking dirty from Flutterbutt.

                                            >Great.

                                            Fluttershy, go home. Go home Fluttershy.

                                            >She hops into your bed and gives you puppy eyes.

                                            >"But... My f-fucking house..."

                                            >You facepalm.

                                            >It just sounded wrong when she did it.

                                            Fine.

                                            Fuck.

                                            Stay.

                                            >You lay down next to her.

                                            But I swear to satan if you fucking touch me...

                                            >You fall asleep to Fluttershy whispering 'fuck' and 'cunt' into your ear.

                                            >The time: four in the morning.

                                            >No pudding, but Flutterbooboo is asleep next to you.

                                            >No signs that you have been raped in your sleep, but that's not what woke you up.

                                            >Alice is moving around inside you.

                                            >You can hear her panting.

                                            Alice are you alright?!

                                            >You make sure to whisper.

                                            >Your bed already smells like a pound and Flutter is not even making her twat puddles.

                                            >"O-oh you're awake!" Alice sounds like she's in pain.

                                            Yeah, Alice are you alright?

                                            >Silence.

                                            Alice?

                                            >"Hey, remember how I said I loved you?"

                                            >You prop yourself up on an elbow.

                                            Yeah.

                                            >"Well... I really meant it. Like, no matter what."

                                            No matter what?

                                            >That sounded ominous.

                                            What's that supposed to mean?

                                            >"I just want to know, w-will you love me no matter what?"

                                            Of course!

                                            >You wince and check to see if Butterflybutt is still snoozing.

                                            >Coast is clear.

                                            What's up Alice?

                                            >"Well..."

                                            >You feel her squirm.

                                            >Isn't she a bit out of place?

                                            >You tense up and gasp as you feel something in your bowls.

                                            >Your prostate.

                                            >Alice is rubbing herself against it.

                                            >"I... I want to make you feel good Anon!"

                                            >You roll off the bed and crawl for your bathroom.

                                            >Alice keeps stroking inside of you.

                                            >She's moaning.

                                            >You're hard as diamond and there's nothing you can do.

                                            >"I love you so much Anon!"

                                            >You get to the bathroom and close the door.

                                            >Alice shifts her attention and you collapse in ecstacy.

                                            >"I know how those ponies look at you. They want to fuck you so badly. But they can't have you. They don't know what you want. I do. I'm inside you all the time. I know your thoughts. Your dreams. Your fears."

                                            >It sounds like she's right in your ear moaning all this.

                                            >Fear and ecstasy flow through you at the same time.

                                            Alice stop! I don't like this!

                                            >She shifts again, "your body says otherwise. Just relax, I guarantee no other female could pleasure you like I can..."

                                            >You groan and begin to cum.

                                            >Months of backed up loads spurt out into your underwear.

                                            >You begin to sob.

                                            >Never in your life have you felt so used.

                                            >So disgusted.

                                            >So betrayed.

                                            >You crawl up to the toilet and throw up.

                                            >Without anymore energy, you fall back to the floor and curl into a ball.

                                            >"You're just confused Anon."

                                            >You bite your lip.

                                            >"You will see that I'm the perfect match for you."

                                            >You begin to pick at a spot in the tile as you cry silently.

                                            >"After all, I'm already settled in inside of you."

                                            Stop...

                                            >"And soon, my eggs will hatch..."

                                            Please no...

                                            >"Our children will be beautiful."

                                            >The morning light streams into the bathroom.

                                            >You wake up on the floor.

                                            >You remember everything.

                                            >Alice.

                                            >You get up and look at yourself in the mirror.

                                            >It's like a goul is staring at you.

                                            >You bush your teeth and shave.

                                            >After a shower, you head back to your room and get dressed.

                                            >Alice has been silent.

                                            >Fluttershy is still in your bed asleep.

                                            Fluttershy.

                                            >You nudge her.

                                            >She wakes up and yawns.

                                            >Go-good fu-fucking morning Anon."

                                            Let's go.

                                            >She slides off the bed, "where?"

                                            To Twilight's.

                                            >You leave your house with Fluttershy.

                                            >After getting to Twilight's you ask to speak to her in her room.

                                            >Alice finally rears her head.

                                            >"What do you think you're doing?"

                                            >'Leave me alone'.

                                            >"Anon think about this!"

                                            >'I did. After you raped me.'

                                            >You tell Twilight and Fluttershy everything.

                                            >Twilight tells you Equestrian tapeworms are pretty common.

                                            >And that there's a simple potion to get rid of them.

                                            >Alice squirms and pleads the whole time Twilight mixes the potion.

                                            >'I can't live like this'.

                                            >"But what about our babies?!"

                                            >'Not ours. Yours. Your eggs you put inside of me'.

                                            >"But I made them with tissues from your digestive tract!"

                                            >You ignore her.

                                            >"Alright it's done!" Twilight announces.

                                            >You take the mug and smell it.

                                            >It's odorless and thick.

                                            >"Think about our time together Anon!" Alice is crying now.

                                            >'It was fun for a time'.

                                            >"G-go ahead Anon," Fluttershy looks scared.

                                            >You raise the mug.

                                            >"NO!" Alice screams.

                                            >You feel a tearing sensation in your stomach.

                                            >The potion falls from your hand as you drop to you knees and grab your stomach.

                                            AUGH! WHAT'S- TWI- TWILIGHT!

                                            >Fluttershy and Twilight rush to your side.

                                            >"The parasite is fighting for it's life!" Twilight panics, "It's attempting to eat through the intestines!"

                                            >You groan and beg Alice to stop.

                                            >Twilight uses magic to lift the mug and scoop up more potion.

                                            >She pins you down on your back.

                                            >"Fluttershy! Take the potion and make him drink it!"

                                            >You can feel Alice tearing your insides apart with every movement.

                                            STOOOOP!

                                            >Fluttershy grabs the mug and brings it to your lips.

                                            >The potion burns like gin as it slides down your throat.

                                            >Alice screams in defeat and stops trying to eat through you.

                                            >"A-Anon..."

                                            >You breathe heavy in relief that the pain has stopped.

                                            >Twilight and Fluttershy stare at you worried.

                                            >"Anon I'm sorry..."

                                            It's too late Alice.

                                            >"I never wanted to hurt you."

                                            >You can feel the potion sliding into your stomach.

                                            >"I only wanted you to be happy here."

                                            >She's crying.

                                            >"I love you so much... And I wanted you to love me."

                                            >You place a hand on your stomach.

                                            >It feels like the potion is doing it's job now.

                                            >You burp and a little red smoke comes out.

                                            >"She's melting..." Twilight says.

                                            >Alice whispers, "you were... A good... Host..."

                                            >Then she's gone.

                                            >After giving your body a checkup, Twilight announces there's no traces of tapeworm in your body and that your insides aren't ruined.

                                            >"Just take these pills twice a day and it should be fine."

                                            >You look at Fluttershy.

                                            Want to go to Roseluck's for lunch Flutterbooboo?

                                            >She smiles, "no f-fucking burgers right?"

                                            >The two of you laugh together and leave a confused looking Twilight.

                                            >A vegetarian diet doesn't sound so bad.

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                                            THE END