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mare is for air (album lyrics)

By vul
Created: 2023-10-16 08:00:39
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    https://odysee.com/@vul:0/mare_is_for_air:0
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    [Sleepless Moondancer]
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    With insomnia, nothing's real. You're never really asleep, and you're never really awake.
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    Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.
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    After a full moon of having to listen to my neighbors for nights on end, I think I somehow got acclimated to not sleeping at night. It's funny, because during the day...
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    And when the spell is applied perpendicular to our matrix layer, the form of the transient response is, please, Moondancer?
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    Moondancer?
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    What's the point of taking these classes anymore? I can't even take notes! A few seconds after I've written them down, I look down at the paper and either I haven't written anything at all, or it's completely illegible.
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    Nothing works. I've tried exercise. I've tried warm milk. I've tried yoga. Counting sheep! Breathing exercises! And still every night I am left lying in bed questioning why I can't go to sleep.
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    But what I have always wondered most is what the neighbors were doing. Who the hay needs to be blasting music at 5:30 in the morning? Do you not have to work during the day? You can't be working graveyard shift because then you wouldn't be blasting your music in your house while working...
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    Ugh...
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    What time is it?
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    5:30?!
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    What in Celestia's name is going on down there?
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    Do you know why I'm down here?
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    Nope.
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    Is it... ten?
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    It's 5:30!
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    Well, that sucks.
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    Hey, wait, I'm not done talking to you!
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    Ugh! Now I have to go through the official channel.
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    (Intro)
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    (Oooh)
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    (Verse 1)
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    Thank you for contacting us
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    But first some information
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    We hope this conversation
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    won’t give you too much fuss
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    If you use the right channel
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    When you file a formal complaint
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    (And what is the right channel?)
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    Your words will be on their way
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    To management, just if you’ll
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    (Chorus)
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    Please hold
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    (What?)
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    a representative will be here shortly, ooh
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    Please fold, don’t try to pin all of this trouble right upon me
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    I get paid minimum wage
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    No pony trained me for this job
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    I don’t know what to say
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    I’m not prepared for this at all
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    So please hold, if you could simply wait a moment
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    These calls--might take a little longer than you wanted
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    My break is in five minutes
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    But now you’ve put this before me
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    I really don’t want to do this
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    You know it really isn’t easy
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    (This is ridiculous! Why is nopony willing to tell me how I'm supposed to file a complaint?!)
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    (Verse 2)
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    Yes, that sure seems like trouble
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    With neighbors partying late at night
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    That could make one want to cry
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    Now, I hope this won’t befuzzle
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    We’re sorry to hear about your pain
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    But I’m not the right pony to talk to
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    If you want the message to go through
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    You’ll just have to try another way
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    (Chorus)
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    Please hold, a representative will be here shortly, ooh
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    Please fold, don’t try to pin all of this trouble right upon me
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    So do you really think
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    That this is my career path?
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    Please don’t please don’t freak
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    I want to put this in the past
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    So please hold, if you could simply wait a moment
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    These calls--might take a little longer than you wanted
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    (I'm sick of you ponies giving me the run-around!)
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    Please stop yelling at me
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    That won’t make it any faster
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    If you could hold, just please
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    This job is such a bastard
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    (Bridge)
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    Hey!
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    Hello, can I speak to the manager?
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    She’s not available? Have her call me back.
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    Thank you. Ughh.
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    (Verse 3)
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    Now if we look within our records
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    There’s only one complaint so far
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    For us, that is no cause for alarm
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    Not much we can do to make it better
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    Of course.
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    If you were to file more complaints
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    There’d be more instances in our system
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    And then we’d be of more assistance
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    But that’ll be another day
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    (Chorus)
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    Please hold, a representative will be here shortly
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    Please fold, don’t try to pin all of this trouble right upon me
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    It’s for liability (Yeah, yeah, I get it).
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    So we can show it in a court
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    I hope that you can see
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    If we want to claim in tort
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    So please hold, if you could simply wait a moment
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    These calls--might take a little longer than you wanted
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    Chotto matte just a minute
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    Arigathanks gozaimuch
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    If you could yamete kudon’t
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    I’d daisuki it a bunch
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    Why do I feel like I’m turning Neighponese?
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    Yakamashii…
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    [Flutterrap]
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    Sun is shinin', guess who's flyin'
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    Out 'cause I want that human right in
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    My snatch, the plan will hatch
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    I'm fishin' for an Anonymous catch
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    Gotta get my mouth on that monkey dick
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    Tryin' to find what his fetish is
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    He's playin' hard to get, but I'll bet
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    That with the right scheme his mind will set
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    On me, the freak with the yellow wings
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    And then we'll do all the sexy things
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    Is persistence your fetish, Anon?
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    Socks on hooves, I'm on the move
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    Without sound try to clip clop through
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    Lights are darkened, senses sharpened
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    Eyes on target, good so far then
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    Circle 'round, try to take him down
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    Just kidding, that cutout is cardboard brown
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    Suddenly lights shining through the window
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    It was a set-up; soon I'll be free no
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    More, now there's pigs in my wake
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    Fluttershy, she just can’t catch a break
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    Are socks your fetish, Anon?
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    What a day, I'm on probation
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    Got this collar, neck abrasion
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    Awful nice with a band made for me
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    But it's not enough to withstand this raging horny
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    Break 'em off, now it's Sugarcube Corner
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    Want something that is made to order
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    Got some flan with the goodies on it.
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    My backup plan if he doesn't want it
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    I got that chloro cloth, full stop
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    If not for his crazy skills with that mop
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    Are mops your fetish, Anon?
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    Pop around the corner, then it dawns on her
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    The mop is out and it's heading for her
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    Found me out, and I'm feelin' sorta
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    La la la la, la la la la
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    Is rap your fetish, Anon?
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    [Pinkiepocalyptica]
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    [Verse 1]
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    It came to mind in desperate times--and lands of groove devoid
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    Cruel things on puppet strings and faith and trust destroyed
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    Where ponies' fears of their own peers festered, their spirits breaking
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    In prison wards and under dangling swords of their own making
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    In quiet words that were loudly heard did the elder ones claim
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    That the lessons of the past do hardly last; some things don't change.
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    And I decried in mad reply--how could you state this such?
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    If there's a way to cure this bane, complaining won't do much, ow
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    [Chorus]
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    It's time for you to funk on down
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    To know the truth and get the sound
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    You hear the saxes blowing, then ya knowing,
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    It's time to move on out
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    It's time for you to know the One
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    And let the funky be your judge
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    You know this groove ain't lying, it ain't dying,
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    Cause Pinkie's bringin' back the funk
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    [Verse 2]
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    I had borne the elders' scorn for speaking other ways
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    I walked alone and soon had known for whom I'd search for days
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    I sought the One, the sacred sun, who shines with radiant heat
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    The measure's head, of this I read, and bore the mark of beat
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    I traveled high and far and wide until I found the fabled sacred ground
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    To free our souls and make us whole, not in our sufferings drown
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    A fair exchange I deigned to make with the voices that I heard
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    We'll want no junk; give up the funk and your manna we'll confer, ow
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    [Chorus]
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    It's time for you to funk on down
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    To know the truth and get the sound
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    You hear the saxes blowing, then ya knowing,
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    It's time to move on out
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    It's time for you to know the One
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    And let the funky be your judge
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    You know this groove ain't lying, it ain't dying,
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    Cause Pinkie's bringin' back the funk
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    [Bridge]
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    (Swing down sweet chariot, stop, and let me ride)
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    I regret that I have but one funk to give for my country.
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    So let’s make it work.
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    Swing down sweet chariot, stop, and let me ride
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    One nation united under a groove
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    A groove of the funky, by the funky, for the funky
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    By the power invested in these hooves
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    I petition the one who inspires us to move
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    To bring down the funk.
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    PinkaDelica Diane Pie. Our mainframes have processed thy petition and found thy funk to be adequately groovy for our purpose. Prepare for delivery of funk in T-minus 5, 4, 3, 2...
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    [Verse 3]
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    Now blessed with funk, I moved along to bring it back to town
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    Instead of being piled with-a smiles, I was only faced by frowns
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    But with some face time, they fell in bass line, new children of the One
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    No pony could claim phony the realness of the funk, ow
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    [Chorus]
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    It's time for you to funk on down
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    To know the truth and get the sound
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    You hear the saxes blowing, then ya knowing,
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    It's time to move on out
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    It's time for you to know the One
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    And let the funky be your judge
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    You know this groove ain't lying, it ain't dying,
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    Cause Pinkie's bringin' back the funk
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    (If you hear any noise, it’s just me and the boys, hit me. You gotta hit the band)
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    (Uh, we want the funk, give up the funk, Uh, we need the funk, we gotta have the funk)
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    [I Like Every Mare] {Some names truncated for rhyming.}
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    I was toting my pack towards the horsey gates of fables told
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    When along came an angel dressed in white and clad in shiny gold
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    “If you're going to cross the portal, come with me, we can stride”
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    And so I followed that one angel then we crossed to the other side
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    He asked me: Do you think one mare above the others stands?
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    I said listen bud, I favor every mare in these here lands
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    I like every mare, man
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    I'm an every mare man
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    Mares both rare and fair, man.
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    No man can dare compare man,
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    Of mares I'd like a share man,
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    I like every mare.
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    I like Twilight, Starlight, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie
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    Twinkleshine, Shoeshine, Posey Shy, Marble Pie,
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    Plaid Stripes, Clear Skies, Clear Sky, Rainbowshine,
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    Limestone Pie, Electric Sky, Sunshine Smiles, Maud Pie
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    Cotton Sky, Misty Fly, Strawberry Ice, Surprise
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    Perfect Pie, Velvet Light, {Lavender} Sunrise, my oh my
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    Ah, I like every mare, man
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    I'm an every mare man
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    Mares both rare and fair, man.
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    No man can dare compare man,
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    Of mares I'd like a share man,
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    I like every mare.
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    I like Rarity, Minty, Trixie, Cheerilee,
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    Apple Leaves, Jasmine Leaf, Peachy Sweet, White Lightning
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    {Cherry} Jubilee, Fleur de Lis, Silver Berry, Apple Strudely
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    Cherry Berry, Daisy, Lily Valley, Elbow Grease
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    Sprinkle Medley, Harshwhinny, Apple Munchies, {Lipstick} Vanity
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    Pursey Pink, Apple Honey, Berry Sweet, Summer Breeze
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    Yeah, I like every mare, man
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    I'm an every mare man
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    Mares both rare and fair, man.
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    No man can dare compare man,
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    Of mares I'd like a share man,
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    I like every mare.
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    I like Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Vinyl Scratch, Sassaflash
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    Beauty Brass, Frying Pan, Ruby Splash, Whirlwind Romance
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    Shimmy Shake, Mrs. Cake,. Candy Mane, {Cocoa} Caliente
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    Merry May, Raspberry Latte, Sunny Rays, Amber Waves
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    Raspberry Glaze, {Joan} Pommelway, Lily Lace, Masquerade, what else do I have to say
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    Ah, I like every mare, man
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    I'm an every mare man
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    Mares both rare and fair, man.
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    No man can dare compare man,
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    Of mares I'd like a share man,
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    I like every mare.
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    I like Lyra, Octavia, Luna, Celestia,
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    Rara, Junebug, Roseluck, Minty Mocha
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    Sweet Buzz, Butternut, Cloudy Quartz, {Saffron} Masala
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    Helia, Somnambula, Rainbow Stars, Lemon Hearts,
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    Sweetie Drops, Copper Top, Luster Dawn, Carrot Top,
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    Air Pop, Torch Song, nothing wrong.
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    I like every mare, man
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    I'm an every mare man
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    Mares both rare and fair, man.
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    No man can dare compare man,
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    Of mares I'd like a share man,
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    I like every mare.
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    [The Tendrils]
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    [Verse 1]
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    A scourge born from the forest
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    Under fog and haze
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    Crept towards the town as
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    They rested from a busy day
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    Sun and moon lit up the sky
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    Our minds were in a fray
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    Something just wasn’t right
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    Something met us on our way
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    [Chorus]
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    The tendrils sprouted from the ground
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    Choking all their prey
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    Whatever ponies they had found
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    Are trapped in viny cage
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    The tendrils on a savage path
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    For all the trees we pruned
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    They plundered all we had
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    The tendrils’ wrath we knew
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    [Verse 2]
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    The sky was streaked with lightning
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    That pegasi couldn’t tame
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    The toughness of these vine things
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    Put shame to the Apple name
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    Neither could the unicorns
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    With all their magic spells
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    Halt the plunder with their horns
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    Their sorcery had failed
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    [Chorus]
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    The tendrils sprouted from the ground
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    With nothing we could do
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    Only Twilight could save us now
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    Without her we were through
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    The tendrils on a savage path
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    For all the trees we pruned
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    They plundered all we had
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    The tendrils’ wrath we knew
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    [Verse 3]
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    Our saving grace, or so it seemed
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    A cloud-white liquid brew
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    The princess took a little drink
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    To seek a hidden truth
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    To tell the truth, I’m not quite sure
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    What Twilight had seen
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    But we had finally found the cure
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    To save a Tree of Harmony
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    [Chorus]
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    The tendrils sprouted from the ground
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    With twists and turns and bends
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    They did their deed and withered out
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    And met a timely end
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    The tendrils on a savage path
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    For all the trees we pruned
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    They plundered all we had
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    The tendrils’ wrath we knew
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    [Call In The Border Patrol]
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    The border's swarmed, creatures passing through
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    Workers or thugs, we don't know who
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    I think we know they're not sending their best
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    Maybe a few good ones, then there's the rest
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    I'm not a racist, I'll have you know
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    I'm actually really into griffon scones
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    So immigration is sometimes okay
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    But they gotta come in the legal way
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    (Prechorus)
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    Equestria's swarmed by yaks and lings
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    Dragons' scorn and filthy things
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    Rally up the Wonderbolts
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    Call in the Border Patrol...
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    (Chorus)
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    Call in the Border Patrol
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    To save the future of Equestria's soul
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    Call in the Border Patrol
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    Please don't come here 'cause Equestria's full
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    Call in the Border Patrol
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    You know that work visa's void and null
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    Call in the Border Patrol
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    'Cause a nation without borders is none at all
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    They're sending creatures that carry disease
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    They're giving us the POVID-19
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    You may think they're nice, but then you'll sob
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    When a changeling takes away your acting job
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    So it's the yak's culture to stomp and smash
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    Some cultures are good, and some are trash (trash)
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    You gotta learn the difference, that's the key
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    To make a better world for you and me
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    (Prechorus)
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    Equestria's swarmed by yaks and lings
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    Dragons' scorn and filthy things
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    Rally up the Wonderbolts
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    Call in the Border Patrol...
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    (Chorus)
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    Call in the Border Patrol
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    To save the future of Equestria's soul
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    Call in the Border Patrol
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    Please don't come here 'cause Equestria's full
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    Call in the Border Patrol
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    You know that work visa's void and null
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    Call in the Border Patrol
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    'Cause a nation without borders is none at all
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    (Bridge)
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    You're kidding yourself; if they come at this rate
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    There is no way they'd assimilate
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    Instead they'll just rip up our culture
  455. 455.
    And wealth like a bunch of ravenous vultures
  456. 456.
     
  457. 457.
    We can't pay to feed every single soul
  458. 458.
    It's sad, but you gotta know when to fold
  459. 459.
    So send out the Bolts, strike fast and hard
  460. 460.
    Before we leave with even deeper scars
  461. 461.
     
  462. 462.
    (Chorus)
  463. 463.
    Call in the Border Patrol
  464. 464.
    To save the future of Equestria's soul
  465. 465.
    Call in the Border Patrol
  466. 466.
    Please don't come here 'cause Equestria's full
  467. 467.
    Call in the Border Patrol
  468. 468.
    You know that work visa's void and null
  469. 469.
    Call in the Border Patrol
  470. 470.
    'Cause a nation without borders is none at all
  471. 471.
     
  472. 472.
    Gonna catch 'em all, 'cause she's Rainbow Phantom
  473. 473.
    Gotta catch 'em all, you know it's her destiny
  474. 474.
     
  475. 475.
     
  476. 476.
    [Sigma Mare Grindset]
  477. 477.
    [Intro]
  478. 478.
    Hey, Rainbow, can I talk with you a second?
  479. 479.
    Sorry, Twilight. I'm busy with my grind. Gotta go fast, ya know?
  480. 480.
    We need to talk about what you said to Caramel this morning.
  481. 481.
    Oh, that? Yeah. I might have been a little harsh, but I did what I had to do. Can't let colts distract me from my sigma mare grindset.
  482. 482.
    What the hay is a 'sigma mare grindset'?
  483. 483.
    Well, a sigma mare is a lot like an alpha mare but cooler and more mysterious.
  484. 484.
    Ugh. This is going to be interesting.
  485. 485.
     
  486. 486.
    [Verse 1].
  487. 487.
    Do stallions I spurn? A misunderstanding.
  488. 488.
    I don’t wanna hurt ‘im, but I ain’t so randy.
  489. 489.
    Respect is earned, don’t need no panhandling.
  490. 490.
    No time for colts in the things I’m planning.
  491. 491.
    I spit bars and I make ‘em plenty,
  492. 492.
    I set bars and I break ‘em, can he?
  493. 493.
    He’s got no cards; he won’t make it standing
  494. 494.
    The only bar he’s set to a breakin’s candy
  495. 495.
     
  496. 496.
    Don’t waste my time ‘cause I’m on a mission
  497. 497.
    I’m not your kind, I beat the competition
  498. 498.
    Don’t get to bitchin’, you’ll find that you’re shittin’,
  499. 499.
    Out of your luck, ‘cause this one ain’t quittin’
  500. 500.
    It’s futile to try, ya can’t catch my driftin’
  501. 501.
    Ya out of your mind, while I got a vision
  502. 502.
    Stay in your line, d’ya know who ya dissin?
  503. 503.
    I’m a rare type, I don’t wanna fit in
  504. 504.
     
  505. 505.
    [Chorus]
  506. 506.
    Alpha, beta, not for me
  507. 507.
    Not part of my reality
  508. 508.
    It’s such a waste of energy
  509. 509.
    And I think that you’ll find that
  510. 510.
    I’m not like all the rest of them
  511. 511.
    I’m hotter than the freaking sun
  512. 512.
    Mysterious and aloof but
  513. 513.
    I don’t care if you mind it
  514. 514.
    These colts I got no time for,
  515. 515.
    So they can go just cry more,
  516. 516.
    I’m shootin’ for the high score
  517. 517.
    ‘Cause thinkin’ big’s my mindset
  518. 518.
    I’m building passive income
  519. 519.
    I’m reading online wisdom
  520. 520.
    Get ready ‘cause here it comes
  521. 521.
    I’m on my sigma grindset
  522. 522.
     
  523. 523.
    [Break]
  524. 524.
    Rainbow, I’m pretty sure “mysterious and aloof” are the last things anypony would describe you as.
  525. 525.
    Eh. Sigma Rule #35 say don’t let the haters and trolls tell you what to do. Make your own path. That’s why I’m on my grind.
  526. 526.
     
  527. 527.
    [Verse 2]
  528. 528.
    What separates you and me?
  529. 529.
    You search rates on Travelocity,
  530. 530.
    I lift weights for my travel velocity.
  531. 531.
    I dodge dates, cause simpin’ I don’t wanna be.
  532. 532.
    I move plates, and these colts all over me.
  533. 533.
    Out of my way, ‘cause I don’t have time for these.
  534. 534.
    I fly great, you slow like you had a lobotomy
  535. 535.
     
  536. 536.
    Clowns shoot the shit, I widen the rift,
  537. 537.
    I’m tellin’ you this, I’m getting more fit,
  538. 538.
    You already quit, keep eatin’ the clit,
  539. 539.
    I don’t give a shit, I’m Bitcoinin’ rich.
  540. 540.
     
  541. 541.
    We are not the same, fool!
  542. 542.
    I don’t play your game, fool!
  543. 543.
    Self-select out of the gene pool!
  544. 544.
    Yuh! Yuh!
  545. 545.
     
  546. 546.
    [Chorus]
  547. 547.
    Alpha, beta, not for me
  548. 548.
    Not part of my reality
  549. 549.
    It’s such a waste of energy
  550. 550.
    And I think that you’ll find that
  551. 551.
    I’m not like all the rest of them
  552. 552.
    I’m hotter than the freaking sun
  553. 553.
    Mysterious and aloof but
  554. 554.
    I don’t care if you mind it
  555. 555.
    These colts I got no time for,
  556. 556.
    So they can go just cry more,
  557. 557.
    I’m shootin’ for the high score
  558. 558.
    ‘Cause thinkin’ big’s my mindset
  559. 559.
    I’m building passive income
  560. 560.
    I’m reading online wisdom
  561. 561.
    Get ready ‘cause here it comes
  562. 562.
    I’m on my sigma grindset
  563. 563.
     
  564. 564.
    [Break]
  565. 565.
    Rainbow, I know you like this kind of motivational video stuff, but I don’t really think this is healthy for you or your relationships.
  566. 566.
    Mare, fuck you.
  567. 567.
    What?
  568. 568.
     
  569. 569.
    [Verse 3]
  570. 570.
    Splittin’ these rhymes like it’s yoga,
  571. 571.
    Blowin’ your mind, I composed the
  572. 572.
    Words you know I make the most of
  573. 573.
    My graces from high, cause this life has chose her
  574. 574.
    Keep my friends close and my enemies closer
  575. 575.
    Stay the close colts, do I want them?
  576. 576.
    I guess that I don’t and I don’t ‘cause
  577. 577.
    I’m savin’ my oats, got a closed purse
  578. 578.
    Sharper than most, not a dull spur
  579. 579.
     
  580. 580.
    Simp for a colt, don’t even know her
  581. 581.
    Gonna stay home, while I go put fear in my foes
  582. 582.
    So go clear or get hurt ‘cause I break bones,
  583. 583.
    Not a coaster, I won’t wait for
  584. 584.
    The slow learn while I make dough
  585. 585.
    As the time goes, do the fakes fold or they break through?
  586. 586.
    ‘Cause you’ll find out, where the cake goes,
  587. 587.
    when you’re late so check the date, no? (Check it)
  588. 588.
     
  589. 589.
    [Chorus]
  590. 590.
    Alpha, beta, not for me
  591. 591.
    Not part of my reality
  592. 592.
    It’s such a waste of energy
  593. 593.
    And I think that you’ll find that
  594. 594.
    I’m not like all the rest of them
  595. 595.
    I’m hotter than the freaking sun
  596. 596.
    Mysterious and aloof but
  597. 597.
    I don’t care if you mind it
  598. 598.
    These colts I got no time for,
  599. 599.
    So they can go just cry more,
  600. 600.
    I’m shootin’ for the high score
  601. 601.
    ‘Cause thinkin’ big’s my mindset
  602. 602.
    I’m building passive income
  603. 603.
    I’m reading online wisdom
  604. 604.
    Get ready ‘cause here it comes
  605. 605.
    I’m on my sigma grindset
  606. 606.
     
  607. 607.
     
  608. 608.
    [Sunshine, Rainbow, White Unicorn (Wowkie Zhang parody)]
  609. 609.
    You know, Twilight, I've been digging into all kinds of musical genres recently. Punk rock, synthwave, trap. But I'm looking to expand my horizons to the global market.
  610. 610.
     
  611. 611.
    You're expanding some horizons alright.
  612. 612.
     
  613. 613.
    And what bigger market is there than China?
  614. 614.
     
  615. 615.
    Oh, no.
  616. 616.
     
  617. 617.
    And what's really neat is that there's this one Chinese singer who wears a shirt with me on it in a music video. Rainbow Dash? A global phenomenon? Can you believe it?
  618. 618.
     
  619. 619.
    Rainbow, how many social credit points is Xi Jinping giving you to say this?
  620. 620.
     
  621. 621.
    Now, let me tell you, I love the beauty of the Chinese language, and it really comes out in this song.
  622. 622.
     
  623. 623.
    You don't speak a lick of Chinese, Rainbow Dash.
  624. 624.
     
  625. 625.
    Watch this, Twilight.
  626. 626.
     
  627. 627.
    I have a really bad feeling about this.
  628. 628.
     
  629. 629.
    (Ni shi neigh ne ge neigh neigh ne ge ne ge neigh neigh
  630. 630.
    neigh ne ge neigh neigh ne ge ne ge neigh neigh
  631. 631.
    yang guang cai hong xiao bai ma
  632. 632.
    di di-ka di di da
  633. 633.
    Wo shi neigh ne ge neigh neigh ne ge ne ge neigh neigh
  634. 634.
    neigh ne ge neigh neigh ne ge ne ge neigh neigh
  635. 635.
    yang guang cai hong xiao bai ma
  636. 636.
    di di-ka di di da)
  637. 637.
     
  638. 638.
    What? What the fuck are you doing? (hyperventilating) HOLY SHIT! STOP THIS NOW! I'M HAVING A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK! I'M GOING TO BE PERMANENTLY UNEMPLOYABLE!

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