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Elements of Harmony but justifying them being fat I guess
By GuestCreated: 2023-12-21 19:00:28
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This totally wasn't made because of insecurities and an attempt to not sound like a schizo about liking fat
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And it definitely doesn't make me seem more like a schizo to justify it with the cartoon horse program
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>be the pink one
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>you are the Element of Laughter
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>your element carries a great deal of deeper meaning that many ponies don't think about
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>many ponies simply see you as the fattest of the bakers at Sugarcube Corner, and a hedonistic party animal
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>in reality....well, you're definitely huge. But that's not the whole story
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>your size is the embodiment of the bronze virtues of your element: live, love, drink and make merry
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>your size doesn't stop you from traipsing around, telling jokes, singing and dancing
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>you simply make a bit more of a show out of it -- not intentionally, but because you simply take up more space
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>everything moves when you so much as wave to a pony in greeting
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>some may connect your obesity to gluttony, or lack of control
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>you certainly are a passionate mare, but you just don't feel like there are enough downsides to pigging out
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>after all, what's so bad about being a big jiggly wiggly cutie? Look at these squishy li'l cheeks!
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>and yes, you do eat and drink more than most -- maybe even unhealthily so
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>but life is short, and life is all about sharing in cheer
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>be the quiet one
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>you're the Element of Kindness
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>accommodating, warm, loving
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>when somepony needs company in hard times, or a shoulder to cry on, you are the best in the trade
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>it's difficult for you not only to act evil, but even perceive of doing it
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>sure, you've had lapses in character, but they never lasted
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>you've found a sense of calm and contentment with life in your time caring for others
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>your form is practically devoid of muscle outside that which is necessary for carrying your hefty midsection and rump
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>sure, you've exercised with your closest friend, but you've always lagged behind
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>some may call you weak, but in reality, you simply have little need for physical fitness
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>what matters is the comfort you provide to others
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>your animal friends practically smother you in the winter
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>you don't begrudge it, you actually enjoy the company
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>company makes you feel so warm..
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>be the dress horse
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>you are the Element of Generosity
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>you weren't always as wealthy as you are now, but you were always a mare of culture and class
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>but more importantly, you treated all you had as temporary and better suited to the hooves of others
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>you pride yourself on your connection to the cultures of the known world
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>you may reside in a small town, but by no means do you let that limit you
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>you've worn a variety of garbs, you've read literature and listened to music from all walks of life
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>you're not as well read as another friend of yours, but you've experienced the world in a more visceral way than she has
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>but of course, most of all, you've had a great many meals from every locale in Equestria and some beyond
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>this bountiful flesh only accentuates your well-rounded beauty and worldly wisdom
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>your femininity nearly rivals that of your spa-buddy and close friend, but unlike her, you rigorously maintain your appearance
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>some may see you as vain, but you prefer to see yourself as conscious of your appearance
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>and looking your best helps you to feel your best!
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>be a humble backgro-- apple farmer
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>Freudian slip
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>you are the Element of Honesty
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>you're a hard worker, a hospitable country girl, and a rowdy lady
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>your brute strength is an extension of your honesty; you're not one for abstractions and speaking around what you see and think
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>you're fat. Doc might call ya obese. She'd be right. No harm in tellin' it like it is.
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>your job isn't to run the fastest, climb the highest, or to look the daintiest
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>you're strong, but you're fat
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>you need that muscle to do your job, and the fat is because you eat well
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>it's not too complicated to understand -- it's blindingly simple
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>who gives a buck if you're a twig or a blob? You do your job and you do it well
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>some might call that round belly and stallion-like barrel chest ugly on a mare, they can shove it
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>your firmness and groundedness is a part of who you are
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>and beauty standards have nothing to do with it
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>be the hot shot
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>you are the Element of Loyalty
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>for your friends, your community, and the princesses, you kick ass and take names
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>you're a fighter, a powerhouse, and a celebrity to those who know of your exploits
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>you're hot shit, and you know it
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>your flanks and middle are bigger than most in the athletic sphere, but you are by no means soft
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>your endurance is impeccable, and your muscles are hard to miss
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>you are the epitome of health, and your hardiness is a testament to that
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>it's not about the weight, it's about how you throw it around, and you got the agility and strength to prove that adage
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>you dedicate yourself to being the best you can be
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>and whether it's just your appetite or your proximity to some of the biggest mares in Equestria, the best you can be is pretty big
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>but that's fine, because a champion doesn't starve herself or take shortcuts
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>no, you eat every meal and go through every workout with purpose
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>you got all the macros you need, plenty of vitamins and minerals, even between the empty calories of Pinkie's baking
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>you were born to be the mare you are, and you're proud of where you are today
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>be the bookworm
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>you are the Element of Magic
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>you have committed yourself to learning everything there is to know about your element, and that of your friends
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>you admit to being new to the meaningful kind of friendship that you now have, but it's not for lack of trying
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>before you fully knew what you had in your closest friends, you were nose-deep in every ancient tome in every library in Canterlot
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>some may call you obsessive, easy to overwhelm or confound -- they would be right
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>you've had your fair share of long nights of study, distractions from your work or livelihood, small embarrassments and hit to your pride
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>but it's made you more humble as your obsession has mellowed out
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>Magic is more than just wishy-washy woowoo, it has form and function that require study and practice
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>by dedicating your life to Magic and its practice, you've left other things on the wayside
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>you aren't the fittest, the fastest, the strongest
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>but you don't have to be any of those things to learn from ponies long past and use their endowed power for good
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>you are an understated kind of mare, content to keep to the sidelines with a notepad and study the world around you
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>you're meticulous in that way, and it makes you great at scholastic pursuits
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>your fat isn't enormous, it's more the product of lacking self-care
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>as you've found, your friends help pick you up when you're low -- their aid has made you a lot less frumpy and uncared-for than you once were
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>maybe you're not as well-coiffed as your fashionista friend, or as naturally beautiful as your confidant
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>maybe you're not a beefcake athlete, or stacked like a brick shithouse
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>what you are, however, is the amalgamation of those closest to you, and a mirror to their best qualities
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>there are worse things in this world to be, and your sense of place makes you happy
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