Elements of Harmony but justifying them being fat I guess


                                            This totally wasn't made because of insecurities and an attempt to not sound like a schizo about liking fat

                                            And it definitely doesn't make me seem more like a schizo to justify it with the cartoon horse program


                                            >be the pink one

                                            >you are the Element of Laughter

                                            >your element carries a great deal of deeper meaning that many ponies don't think about

                                            >many ponies simply see you as the fattest of the bakers at Sugarcube Corner, and a hedonistic party animal

                                            >in reality....well, you're definitely huge. But that's not the whole story

                                            >your size is the embodiment of the bronze virtues of your element: live, love, drink and make merry

                                            >your size doesn't stop you from traipsing around, telling jokes, singing and dancing

                                            >you simply make a bit more of a show out of it -- not intentionally, but because you simply take up more space

                                            >everything moves when you so much as wave to a pony in greeting

                                            >some may connect your obesity to gluttony, or lack of control

                                            >you certainly are a passionate mare, but you just don't feel like there are enough downsides to pigging out

                                            >after all, what's so bad about being a big jiggly wiggly cutie? Look at these squishy li'l cheeks!

                                            >and yes, you do eat and drink more than most -- maybe even unhealthily so

                                            >but life is short, and life is all about sharing in cheer


                                            >be the quiet one

                                            >you're the Element of Kindness

                                            >accommodating, warm, loving

                                            >when somepony needs company in hard times, or a shoulder to cry on, you are the best in the trade

                                            >it's difficult for you not only to act evil, but even perceive of doing it

                                            >sure, you've had lapses in character, but they never lasted

                                            >you've found a sense of calm and contentment with life in your time caring for others

                                            >your form is practically devoid of muscle outside that which is necessary for carrying your hefty midsection and rump

                                            >sure, you've exercised with your closest friend, but you've always lagged behind

                                            >some may call you weak, but in reality, you simply have little need for physical fitness

                                            >what matters is the comfort you provide to others

                                            >your animal friends practically smother you in the winter

                                            >you don't begrudge it, you actually enjoy the company

                                            >company makes you feel so warm..


                                            >be the dress horse

                                            >you are the Element of Generosity

                                            >you weren't always as wealthy as you are now, but you were always a mare of culture and class

                                            >but more importantly, you treated all you had as temporary and better suited to the hooves of others

                                            >you pride yourself on your connection to the cultures of the known world

                                            >you may reside in a small town, but by no means do you let that limit you

                                            >you've worn a variety of garbs, you've read literature and listened to music from all walks of life

                                            >you're not as well read as another friend of yours, but you've experienced the world in a more visceral way than she has

                                            >but of course, most of all, you've had a great many meals from every locale in Equestria and some beyond

                                            >this bountiful flesh only accentuates your well-rounded beauty and worldly wisdom

                                            >your femininity nearly rivals that of your spa-buddy and close friend, but unlike her, you rigorously maintain your appearance

                                            >some may see you as vain, but you prefer to see yourself as conscious of your appearance

                                            >and looking your best helps you to feel your best!


                                            >be a humble backgro-- apple farmer

                                            >Freudian slip

                                            >you are the Element of Honesty

                                            >you're a hard worker, a hospitable country girl, and a rowdy lady

                                            >your brute strength is an extension of your honesty; you're not one for abstractions and speaking around what you see and think

                                            >you're fat. Doc might call ya obese. She'd be right. No harm in tellin' it like it is.

                                            >your job isn't to run the fastest, climb the highest, or to look the daintiest

                                            >you're strong, but you're fat

                                            >you need that muscle to do your job, and the fat is because you eat well

                                            >it's not too complicated to understand -- it's blindingly simple

                                            >who gives a buck if you're a twig or a blob? You do your job and you do it well

                                            >some might call that round belly and stallion-like barrel chest ugly on a mare, they can shove it

                                            >your firmness and groundedness is a part of who you are

                                            >and beauty standards have nothing to do with it


                                            >be the hot shot

                                            >you are the Element of Loyalty

                                            >for your friends, your community, and the princesses, you kick ass and take names

                                            >you're a fighter, a powerhouse, and a celebrity to those who know of your exploits

                                            >you're hot shit, and you know it

                                            >your flanks and middle are bigger than most in the athletic sphere, but you are by no means soft

                                            >your endurance is impeccable, and your muscles are hard to miss

                                            >you are the epitome of health, and your hardiness is a testament to that

                                            >it's not about the weight, it's about how you throw it around, and you got the agility and strength to prove that adage

                                            >you dedicate yourself to being the best you can be

                                            >and whether it's just your appetite or your proximity to some of the biggest mares in Equestria, the best you can be is pretty big

                                            >but that's fine, because a champion doesn't starve herself or take shortcuts

                                            >no, you eat every meal and go through every workout with purpose

                                            >you got all the macros you need, plenty of vitamins and minerals, even between the empty calories of Pinkie's baking

                                            >you were born to be the mare you are, and you're proud of where you are today


                                            >be the bookworm

                                            >you are the Element of Magic

                                            >you have committed yourself to learning everything there is to know about your element, and that of your friends

                                            >you admit to being new to the meaningful kind of friendship that you now have, but it's not for lack of trying

                                            >before you fully knew what you had in your closest friends, you were nose-deep in every ancient tome in every library in Canterlot

                                            >some may call you obsessive, easy to overwhelm or confound -- they would be right

                                            >you've had your fair share of long nights of study, distractions from your work or livelihood, small embarrassments and hit to your pride

                                            >but it's made you more humble as your obsession has mellowed out

                                            >Magic is more than just wishy-washy woowoo, it has form and function that require study and practice

                                            >by dedicating your life to Magic and its practice, you've left other things on the wayside

                                            >you aren't the fittest, the fastest, the strongest

                                            >but you don't have to be any of those things to learn from ponies long past and use their endowed power for good

                                            >you are an understated kind of mare, content to keep to the sidelines with a notepad and study the world around you

                                            >you're meticulous in that way, and it makes you great at scholastic pursuits

                                            >your fat isn't enormous, it's more the product of lacking self-care

                                            >as you've found, your friends help pick you up when you're low -- their aid has made you a lot less frumpy and uncared-for than you once were

                                            >maybe you're not as well-coiffed as your fashionista friend, or as naturally beautiful as your confidant

                                            >maybe you're not a beefcake athlete, or stacked like a brick shithouse

                                            >what you are, however, is the amalgamation of those closest to you, and a mirror to their best qualities

                                            >there are worse things in this world to be, and your sense of place makes you happy