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I Lost My Socks Down At Mare Fair
By vulCreated: 2024-02-15 07:55:32
Updated: 2024-02-18 02:14:58
Expiry: Never
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Hey all you ponies, could you help a Pinkie through
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I've got a little issue with what isn't on my hooves
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See, I wore these socks down to Mare Fair, don't you know
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Those blue and yellow stripes going so well with my coat
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But as you plainly can see
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Those socks are nowhere near me, hey
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They kept me comfy while I sat in MCO
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And Wawa mare she told me "mare those socks give you a glow"
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Got those muffins stocked, so Pinkie's ready to go
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And I'll rock these socks around the clock when I'm stompin' on the flo'
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See all the panels around
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Then suddenly I look down… oh,
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I lost my socks down at mare fair (and stripy socks)
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And I've been looking but they could be anywhere
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Under a rock, under the con chair (and stripy socks)
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I lost my socks down at mare fair (This might take awhile).
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Dig through my outfits, checking under Rainbow's wing (Hey what are you doing.)
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And as for the hotel staff, they haven't caught a thing
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But I've got to get my hoofwear, already checked within my poof hair
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And next I know to look where, I'm lookin' at you purple book mare (What?)
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I see your devious thoughts (Pinkie, that's ridiculous.)
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You're thinking of mixing socks with your crocs (I already have my own socks.)
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Maybe I lost them on the marey-go-round, I'm goin' around, that's always an option
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Maybe somepony's got a sneaky plan for cashing it out, by selling them down at the charity auction
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They could be here, they could be there, they could be anymare
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but there's a sock-shaped hole in my outfit I can't repair
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whoever took my socks had best give 'em back or prepare
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to gaze upon this party pony's works ye mighty, and despair
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Even right on this stage
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I feel they're not far away
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I lost my socks down at mare fair (at mare fair)
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And I've been looking but they could be anywhere (could be anywhere)
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Under a rock, under the con chair
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I lost my socks down at mare fair (this might take awhile)
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So while I rock down at mare fair (rock rock rock it down)
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If any pony sees my socks anywhere
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Make sure to give 'em a good mare stare (mare stare)
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'Cause I lost my socks, yeah I lost my socks down at
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