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Breakthrough

By poneponepone
Created: 2024-02-18 08:45:19
Expiry: Never
anontwilight sparklederpy hoovessafe/aie/neigh

  1. 1.
    (from ~2015)
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  3. 3.
    [anon prompt]
  4. 4.
    >You hear a light knock at your door. Right on schedule.
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    >However, instead of that yellow birdhorse with boundary issues you see that orange apple horse.
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    Hey apple horse how are you this morning?
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    >"Neigh neigh."
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    Where's creepy yellow?
  9. 9.
    >She pulls a drawing from under her hat. It shows the yellow horse with a thermometer in her mouth and a hot water bag on her head.
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    Oh she's sick and you're the one who gets to check up on me today?
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    >"Neigh neigh."
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    Want some coffee?
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    >*Excited whinnying*
  14. 14.
    Alright, come on in.
  15. 15.
    >You spend the rest of the morning sipping coffee and scratching the orange horse behind the ears.
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  17. 17.
    [response]
  18. 18.
    >Day 840 in Equestria
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    >You've managed to settle into a pretty decent life here
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    >Pones are pretty accepting creatures after all
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    >You are able to find "work" here and there, mostly carrying things
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    >The most annoying thing is communication
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    >All you hear is horse noises and clearly they can't understand you either
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    >You are able to communicate to some extent, just as 2 humans with completely separate languages can
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    >Some things can be communicated through drawing, so that helps
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    >Still, not having any intelligent conversations in over 2 years is stifling
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    >And it is annoying almost daily how simple things are made so complicated by no efficient communication
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    >But hey, still beats your old life on Earth
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    >Twilight being who she is made a legit effort to try to bridge the language gap
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    >You aren't exactly a linguist but you were all for helping with this experiment
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    >She used all her electronic analogs on you while talking to you and while you talked
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    >No results
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    >You tried to break the language barrier same as you would back home
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    >Point to objects and say your words for them, she would do the same
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    >But you could not replicate what she was saying
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    >Besides every "word" sounded pretty much the same
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    >You just couldn't tease a vocal pattern to their language
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    >It seemed pretty clear from Twi's frustration that the same went for her
  39. 39.
    >You figure that language must involve magic in this crazy pastel horse world
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    >Just like their improbable flying and earth pony growing skills
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    >Not to mention their outright ridiculous hoof grasping ability
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    >Took over a year before both Twi and you gave up on the language experiments
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    >But hey, you could still get through everyday life just fine
  44. 44.
    >You wonder if yellow's continued courting attempts are the result of you being unable to clearly tell her no
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    >or if your actions somehow suggest you are interested in candy horse language
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    >It's tolerable tho, since she never gets aggressive
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    >You mostly feel bad for her, that you are somehow leading her on
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    >You got REAL excited the first time you saw a difference species in town
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    >A griffin in the market, seemingly talking to a pone
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    >You booted it over there to listen in
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    >There is griffin, squawking away, and the pone responding in neighs
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    >They understand each other just fine
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    >That all but confirmed your "language is magic" theory
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    >Some minotaur came to town one day, putting on what sounded like a sales pitch to a big crowd of pones
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    >cow sounds, as you predicted
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    >You noticed yellow there
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    >She got extra weird for a couple days after that
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    >Then went back to "normal"
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    >Life went on, your hopes once again dashed
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    >So along comes aforementioned day 840
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    >Bump into that adorable mailmare with the wonky eyes
  62. 62.
    >Well, she bumps into you
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    >Pretty hard
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    >Her mailbag was open on one side, letters go flying everywhere
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    >You can't into pony body language much, but it is pretty obvious she is feeling pretty apologetic and embarrassed
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    >Give her a pet and a smile to show her it is no problem
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    >Even high speed marshmallow collisions aren't exactly taxing on you
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    >What with your natural picker uppers, you start helping her collect envelopes from the ground
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    >Actually pay attention to one
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    Sugar Cube Corner
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    33 Mane St
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    Ponyville
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    >...
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    >......
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    What the fuck?
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    >WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?
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    >Look at another envelope
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    >You can read the addresses just fine
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    >HOW DID YOU NEVER NOTICE THIS BEFORE?
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    >Freak out a bit, stuff the envelopes into her bags and hurry home
  81. 81.
    >Calm down on the couch and think
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    >Pones are so old fashioned, especially in Ponyville, that they tend not to write things
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    >Stores just use pictorials for their signage
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    >Shelves in stores aren't labelled either
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    >Prices usually aren't marked
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    >Pones just assume the price is reasonable and fair, because it always is
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    >You never even considered looking at any books in the library
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    >You are a pretty polite guy so you never leaned over to see what Twilight was writing during your language study attempts
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    >Seemed like a futile idea anyway
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    >Maybe you're seeing things
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    >It was kind of a hot day
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    >Figure you'll have a drink, maybe a light snack, sleep on it
  93. 93.
    >Have some water, but the curiosity gets the better of you
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    >You abandon your nap plans and make your way to the treebrary
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    >God you hope that Twilight is home
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    >Knock on door
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    >Hear high pitched rumbles from inside
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    >That's Spike (you know the names from the precognitive show)
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    >He lets you in
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    >Good, purple is there
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    >Go over to her and grab quill out her magic
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    >She looks at you a bit odd
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    >You look about as frazzled as she sometimes does, so you can't blame her for the face
  104. 104.
    >Take a quick glance at what she was writing
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    >Something about how magic flow is affected by the amount of friendship felt between two adjacent pones
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    >You can read it perfectly
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    >With excitement and nerves so strong your handwriting is shite (but still just barely legible) you write on another blank scroll lying on the table
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    "Can you read this?"
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    >You show it to twi
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    >Her eyes grow huge
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    >"Neigh!"
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    >fuck
  113. 113.
    >She quickly shakes the shock off and grabs the quill back from you
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    >Writes "Yes!"
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  116. 116.
    >Day 1093
  117. 117.
    >3 year celebration of your arrival in Equestria
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    >Of course Pinkie is throwing a party for the occasion
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    >Big ol' banner with the occasion spelled out clearly in big letters
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    >You have an enchanted little chalkboard that writes whatever anyone talking to you says
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    >You learn to write tolerably quickly in response
  122. 122.
    >Life in Equestria isn't just decent anymore
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    >It's pretty damn good
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    -fin-
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    captcha: magic heemept

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