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Originally posted 2015-03-11
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>wake up, look over at alarm clock, set for 8:00
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>clock says 7:59. how does that happen so often?
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>prospect of early morning aural assault triggers sudden rustling of jimmies
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>reach over, cancel alarm in near panic
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>*tick tock click* 8:00
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*sigh*
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>beat it
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>get up
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>shit shower shave pubes
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>you ain't touching your face. you look good in your scruff, but you gotta keep your shit clean
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>go downstairs
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>hear knock before you can even get your eggs into boiling water
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*sigh*
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>may as well get it over with
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>walk around counter to door
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>opn door
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>>i don't understand that
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>fucking old school text interfaces
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>opn door
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>>i don't understand that
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>fucking sticky e key. gotta quit jerking it at the computer
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>open door
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>"Um... good morning anon"
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what is it hoverfearful?
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>"well... um, i..."
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spit it out. you think you know what my fetish is right?
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>"i.. i hope so"
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so what is it?
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>"well, rarity said that i shouldn't listen to iron will. that i should just be myself. and since i'm not assertive, i should start small"
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>...this is the first time you've heard her make sense
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>her behaviour never seemed right up till now
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>you had always half suspected she wasn't fully recolored after discord
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>but this seemed like her
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>after months of gross shit had left you with an esophagus scarred from repeatedly throwing up, you could barely believe your luck
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>it's almost like you rolled hard dubs
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>"so, um... anon, would you like to kiss me?"
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>"with...tongue? *eep*"
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>you can barely hear the last bit
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>barely, but you did
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>you never did like the psycho jaundicedwary
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>but you liked fluttershy
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>the kind, but painfully shy pegasus who cared about animals (helpless or otherwise) more than anypony
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>...
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>YOU MEAN ANYONE!
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>fuck, you've been here too long
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>and here she is. finally
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>you've been alone for so long
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>you've made good friends and all but
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>you're so alone
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>and here is a wonderful female who is clearly head over hooves for you
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>wait... hooves
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>...
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>fuck
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go away fluttershy, i ain't no horsefucker
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