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(from ~2015)
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[prompt] So when you hug them, is that how you get the "Squee" sound?
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>you eventually get curious about the squeak you hear when you give a pone a good hug
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>you ask purplesquee about it and she just looks at you odd
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>"what are you talking about anon?"
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"in the name of science, i shall find out"
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>pick her up
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>"hey! put me down"
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>you don't do as she says
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>examining her, give her a couple squishes, sure enough a squee each time
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>you realize it isn't coming from her mouth
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>somewhat anxiously you turn her upside down
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>sure enough, it's coming from the back
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....
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>does her ponut... have a reed?
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>you do an internal double take
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>yeah, pones have whistles for assholes
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>turn her around, ignoring her continuing blabber and unthreatening demands to put her down
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>you grab her snout mid yap and hold it open
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>look in
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>sure as shit... you can see right through to that whistle
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>pones are hollow
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>pones are big squeaky toys
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>you now understand why diamond dogs are their natural enemies
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