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Bird Pone Thread: Peep & Anon (Discontinued)
By Bluebirdd065Created: 2024-03-17 23:14:58
Expiry: Never
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>"Would you like to see the bird pony migration with me?"
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>No, no you wouldn't.
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"Sure."
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>But of course you're too much of a doormat yourself to say that to her.
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>She brightens up.
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>"Wonderful! I'll get everything ready! Oh, this is so exciting!"
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>You smile and nod.
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>You were pretty damn sure it wouldn't be.
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>Fluttershy squeaks and runs upstairs, leaving you alone in the first floor of her home.
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>And here you thought you were just going to have a casual breakfast today.
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>And though Fluttershy was pretty cool, you usually just came for the free food.
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>Even though Celestia sent your ass to Twilight to be "preserved," to her, it didn't necessarily mean regular meals.
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>Even though it fucking should.
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>You sigh and walk over to the couch.
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>Angel instinctively starts trying to kick your shit.
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>You grab him and put him on the highest birdhouse you see, then resume lounging.
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>He freaks out and starts squeaking.
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>You bust out that Walkman and plug your shit in.
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>You never really used the shit, but after Twilight blew up your fucking phone and laptop, it was the only thing you had to ignore ponies with.
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>It was also now the only thing you had from Earth.
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>You raise the volume and stare blankly at Angel flailing around everywhere, focused more on your memories of home.
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>You close your eyes and relax.
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>
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>"I'm ready!"
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"..."
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>"Anon, I'm ready!"
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"..."
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>"Anon, a-are you alright?"
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"..."
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>"A-Angel, what's wrong with Anon?! And why are you up there?!"
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>She flocks to your side.
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>"Anon! Are you breathing- I don't think he's breathing!! ANON!"
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>She shakes you.
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>You lazily open your eyes and yawn, then turn everything off.
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"Jeez, how long was I out? So, you ready, then?"
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>She looks confused and frightened.
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>Her eyes are all watery.
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"Uuh, something wrong?"
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>
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>Well, here you are.
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>Bird pony migration.
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>Still no idea what the fuck a bird pony is, but Fluttershy talked about how amazing they were on the walk over here.
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>She set down a picnic blanket on top of a hill and put her binoculars on.
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>"It should be any second now! We came just in time!"
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"I didn't come anywhere, what are you talking about?"
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>She ignores you, either out of excitement, or because she had no idea what you just said.
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>She continues staring.
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>"Oh my gosh, there they are! I was right!"
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>You stare at the area she was pointing at.
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>You see a Pegasus fly out.
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>Then another.
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>Then a bunch.
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>Was this some sort of fucking joke or something?
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>And if those Pegasi were migrating, why the hell wasn't she?
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>Hell, you didn't even KNOW Pegasi migrated.
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"Is Twilight migrating, too? You know, being half and half?"
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>Fluttershy turns from her binoculars and looks at you like you're a fucking retard.
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>"Twilight's not a bird pony!"
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"What about Rainbow?"
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>[Pitiful horse noises intensify]
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>"Rainbow's not one, either, Anon."
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"What do you mean she's not? She's a Pegasus, and those are Pegasi! And why aren't YOU migrating if this is a thing?"
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>"...Those aren't Pegasi, Anon."
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>You stare at them for a moment.
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>Those were fucking Pegasi.
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"Yes they ARE! Fucking LOOK at them!"
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>She flinches, then develops a stern look.
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>"Don't be so loud! You'll scare them!"
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"BUT THEY'RE JUST FUCKING PEGASI-"
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>"SHH! Watch."
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>You cross your arms and huff, watching Fluttershy fish around her bag.
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>You swear, this was worse than trying to fucking prove that human technology wasn't a lie to Twilight.
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>In fact, that's how you lost laptop and phone.
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>...Purple bitch.
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>Flutterbutter pulls out a small container and empties its contents a little ways in front of you both.
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>Breadcrumbs?
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>What the fuck kind of Pegasi would come down for a fucking-
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>Three of them drop down and start eating the crumbs.
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>Fluttershy stifles a cheer and busts out her camera.
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>One Pegasus was black, with a red mane and a white pattern on her head and wings.
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>Another was a light blue, with white and orange on her bottom half, and an even lighter blue mane.
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>The third had a dark blue mane with a few black and white areas, and a coat similar to Rainbow's.
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>They practically destroy the crumbs and fly off.
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>Fluttershy gasps and watches them in awe, before turning to a grey Pegasus getting ready to land next to us.
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>"Oh my gosh, here comes another one!"
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>She puts a slice of bread in your hand.
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>"Feed her!"
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>The grey Pegasus lands.
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>She looks around at the grass for crumbs.
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>Then she turns to you.
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>Her head tilts to the side.
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>She stares at the bread in your hand.
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"You, uh, want it?"
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>The Pegasus doesn't respond.
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>You tear the bread in half and hold it out to her.
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>She slowly walks over to you and takes it.
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>She throws her head back and swallows it.
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>...Just like a bird would.
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>You tear a smaller piece and hold it in your hand.
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>Meanwhile, Fluttershy spots a colorful Pegasus and turns away from you, snapping away.
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>The Pegasus gets a bit closer to you, then pecks at the crumb.
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>...Well, the closest thing to pecking you can get with a muzzle.
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>She coos.
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>You pause.
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>She literally COOed.
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>Like, PIGEON COO.
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"The fuck?"
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>She backs away a bit and watches you.
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>"Anon! Don't be mean!"
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>You turn back to her.
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>You hold out another crumb.
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>She pecks it.
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"You are the weirdest Pegasus I've ever met..."
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>"It's not a Pegasus, Anon!"
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"-Oh whatever."
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>Then the pony flies away.
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"...Well that was fucking weird."
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>
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>Finally after taking thousands of goddamn pictures, Fluttershy was ready to leave.
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>You wrapped the picnic blanket up and started following Fluttershy down the hill.
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>Luckily, the migration thing was only about an hour.
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>Not nearly as gay and boring as the butterfly migration, that's for sure.
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>You take a few steps, then hear a coo.
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>A pigeon coo.
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>You slowly turn around.
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>That bird pony thing is standing there, staring at you.
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"Uuh..."
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>You fish into your pocket and throw the bread you had left at her hooves.
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>She looks down at it and starts eating.
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>Weird ass thing...
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>
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>The walk to Flutter's house was short and uneventful.
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>Soon, you found yourself lying on her couch again, while she made some tea for you both.
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>You once again bust out your shitty Walkman and listen to them sick Earth tunes.
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>Then you feel something staring at you.
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>You pause for a moment, then turn, expecting to see Angel glaring at you like a bitch.
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>Instead, it's the bird pony.
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"HOLY FUCK!!"
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>You fall off the couch and on your face.
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>Fluttershy comes running out.
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>"WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG, ANON?"
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>You merely point at the window.
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>She runs over to it and looks at it.
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>"Umm, what's wrong with it?"
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>You stand up and turn to the window.
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>Nothing.
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>...How the hell?
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"Th-there, b-but..."
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>"Are you feeling okay?"
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"I'm fine! I, I just... I don't know..."
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>Your eyes linger on the window.
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>
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>After tea with Fluttershy, you were finally on your way back home.
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>Throughout the entire walk, you couldn't shake the feeling of being watched, though.
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>You tried casually glancing around, as to avoid any comments or panic from the ponies.
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>The last time you talked about Freddy Krueger, the entire town went apeshit.
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>You didn't want anything like that again.
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>Though the attention from all the mares in town was not unwelcome.
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>You practically sprint into your home when you spot it.
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>You lock the shit out of it and close all the blinds.
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>Immediately you walk into your room and lie on your bed.
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>And, immediately, you hear a tap on your window.
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>You turn to the side.
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>It's the pigeon pony.
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>"...Coo."
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"-AAAAAHHH!"
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>You struggle and fall off your bed, wrapped all up in sheets.
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>You try to crawl into the other room unnoticed.
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>"Coo!"
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>Your throat becomes dry.
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>Your heart starts pounding.
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>Your breathing is labored.
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>...Then you realize it's just a bird at your window.
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>You groan and stand up.
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>The pony's just sitting.
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>After glaring at her for a moment, you finally walk up to window and tap on it, trying to scare her.
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>You knew you wouldn't be able to sleep with her just sitting there.
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>But she doesn't move.
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>Instead, her muzzle begins following your hand.
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>She licks the window.
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"Ew, don't do that! Stop!"
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>She coos.
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>You sigh and open the window up.
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"Will you just fly away alrea-"
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>She tears through the screen and lands on your bed.
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"H-hey! Get off the bed!"
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>She coos and gets comfortable on your bed.
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>And by comfortable, you mean she starts making some makeshift nest out of your pillows and blankets.
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>You can just imagine what she's done outside.
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"Oh my god, can you at least fucking shower?"
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>She cocks her head and coos.
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"No, not 'coo'. SH-OW-ER."
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>She coos.
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"Jesus Christ."
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>You walk up and pick her up.
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>She doesn't struggle in the slightest.
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>It's like she's already used to you.
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>Just as you turn to throw her out of your house, she starts nuzzling your neck.
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>She coos again.
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>But it almost sounds... happy.
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>Damn you and your doormat-y ways, Anon.
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>You walk instead into your bathroom and place her gently on the ground.
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>She takes some nearby towels and starts making a nest.
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"N-no! I just washed those!"
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>She stops and looks at you.
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>You gently wiggle your finger before her.
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"Nooo towel nest. Bad bird thingy."
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>She makes a small peep.
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"That's right, no towel nest shit!"
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>She peeps again.
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>"Good, peeping pigeon pony...thing."
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>You start up the tub with some warm water and watch it fill up.
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>She comes by and rests her front hooves on the rim of it, watching in awe.
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>You get a pretty good look of her-
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>-MOVING ON.
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>But those are DEFINITELY not bird-parts.
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>When the tub is finally filled fairly well, you shut the valve.
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>She chirps, then starts pawing at it.
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"Nope, no more water."
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>She looks up at you and coos.
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"Noooo wah-terr."
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>She peeps.
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"Okay, now you need to wash yourself in here."
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>You point at the tub.
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"You get in, IN the tub."
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>You do a little diving motion.
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"Then you wash!"
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>You dip your hand in the water and splash a little bit.
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>She peeps, and you slowly lift and place her in the water.
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>Immediately, she unfurls her wings and starts splashing everywhere.
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>You forgot how birds cleaned themselves.
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>And this pony pretty much WAS a bird already.
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>She dips her head in and ruffles her feathers in the tub.
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>Water splashes out and hits you in the face.
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"-ACK! NO! NO, STOP IT!"
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>She pauses and coos at you.
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"Don't bathe like that! Not here! Just- ugh, stay still."
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>She peeps, letting you grab the loofah and body washing stuff for her.
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>You squirt a good amount onto it, then lather the shit out of it.
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>She watches you attentively.
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>Once it's up to your standards, you bring it over to her.
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"Alrighty, just hold still."
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>You slowly reach it over to her back and start there.
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>She flinches, then calms down.
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>You gently begin rubbing her coat.
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>She peeps and looks at you while you do.
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>You start cleaning her chest when you're done.
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>Her eyes follow the loofah the majority of the time.
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>You take off your socks and shit and roll up your pant legs before sitting beside the tub.
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>You finish cleaning her chest, then pick up a front hoof and put it on your lap to scrub it down.
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>She chirps as you do.
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>Only a few hours maybe, and this pony was already growing on you.
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>You finish one hoof and move to the other.
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>She lifts it up and places it on your lap without you even needing to do anything.
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"Wow. Quick learner."
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>Maybe this pony ACTS like a bird, but doesn't have the knowledge of one?
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>What if it was only a language barrier between you two?
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>You dwell on the thought as you finish her hooves.
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>The next step for you would be her wittle pony tummy.
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>...Did you just fucking say that?
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>You shake the thought, then pick her up fireman style.
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>You gently set her in the tub and reach over to scrub her, but she slides down from your grasp.
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>You move her up again, and the same thing happens.
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>She's any lower, it'll be a bitch to comfortably scrub her down, and if the water's any lower, there won't be any.
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>You think for a moment, then pick her up again and set her in your lap.
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>It gets some water on your pants.
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>You set her back down and instinctively remove them.
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>Then you realize that there's a female literally right next to you.
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>THEN you realize that she probably doesn't even understand there being anything wrong with you having your pants off.
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>You fold them and get back into the tub, then put the pony in your lap again.
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>And technically, this pony was a wild animal.
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>Though, the way she easily let you pick her up and scrub her down said otherwise.
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>An interesting one, for sure.
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>You start washing her stomach.
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>She chirps a lot during.
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>You keep trying to avert your eyes from her horse parts meanwhile, but it begins to get really difficult.
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>Then you finish.
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>And you've only got one more place to clean...
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>Her hindquarters...
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>O-oh boy...
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>You start by gently washing the bottom of her hind legs.
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>You try not to think about getting kicked in the face.
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>It's difficult, but soon enough, you finish them both.
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>You move the loofah over to her rump and slowly start with circles.
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>She chirps.
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>It's a bit lower pitched.
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>Then you slowly move downwards to... there...
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>She stifles another chirp.
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>She's still in your lap the whole time.
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>You think you see her face getting red.
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>A leg twitches.
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>You feel yourself pitching a small tent.
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>You try to will it down, but it's no use.
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>It's still standing.
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>You start slowly running circles around the spot.
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>She slightly grinds into you.
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>Smart or not, this pony knew what she wanted.
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>And you were fighting back supplying her with it.
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>Taking advantage of a wild pony like this...
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>It wouldn't go down very well with you.
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>You start brushing up and down.
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>She chirps.
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>Her face is definitely red.
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>You finish with the circles and stop.
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>She just looks at you with pleading eyes.
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>Then she actually gets up and sits on you.
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>She's extremely close to the danger zone.
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>She clings to your neck and chirps again.
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>Okay, there was no way she was just 'a wild animal' now.
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>You reach for your boxers, then stop.
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>She stares at your hand.
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>You still shouldn't do this.
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>You shouldn't.
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>She looks disappointed.
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"Maybe when you're actually able to TALK to me, yeah?
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>You place her back in the tub and grab the shampoo.
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>You were gonna need a really fucking cold shower after this.
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>
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"There ya go, all squeaky clean and dry!"
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>She chirps, and... smiles?
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>Sweet Satan, this proves tha-
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>Well, you've seen dogs look happy before.
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>But they ARE intelligent.
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>Just, you know, not human level intelligent.
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>But you could probably teach her a few things.
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>You look over at a clock.
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>Time to fucking SLEEP!
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>Your favorite time of day.
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>You throw the towel in your hamper and walk outside the bathroom.
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>She follows you into your room and hops in her nest.
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"Hey, I need a blanket too, you know!"
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>She tilts her head and chirps.
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>Damn.
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>You were hoping for some kind of miracle moment where she understood what you said.
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>You get on your bed and sigh.
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>She peers out from her nest and peeps.
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"Goodnight to you too."
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>She peeps again.
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"What?"
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>She pauses, then peeps again.
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"Yeah, well, goodnight then, I guess, PEEP."
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>She tilts her head and peeps.
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>
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>That was possibly the worst sleep you've ever had in your entire fucking life.
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>You peel your eyes open and see only grey.
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>The pony's lying on top of you.
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>She's breathing on your neck.
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>And drooling.
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>You can feel it all over you.
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"Ew, ew, oh god..."
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>You can only stay still as you feel her saliva crawling down you.
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>Then you feel something else.
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>...Oh god.
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>She's grinding you.
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>It's getting all over your pants.
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"Jesus Christ, I don't remember pigeons being so goddamn horny all the time!"
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>You try to slowly slip out from under her, but can't.
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>Not without waking her up, of course.
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>And the last time you woke a pony up, you got three books to the face.
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>Though, you DID use an air horn...
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>She tweets and gasps a little bit.
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>Your beautiful pants...
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>You feel Anon Jr. coming in uninvited.
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>And your pants are unzipped.
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>You know, it makes midnight pissing much easier.
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>But you're just glad you don't go commando.
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>Though, you're REALLY close to being, you know... IN there.
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>Well, you're actually ALREADY there, but your underwear's the only thing in the way.
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>It's also a bit tempting to just...
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>No, no, goddamn it, dick.
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>You've gone pony-less this long, you can go longer.
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>...Not the best choice of words.
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>Then you hear knocking at the door.
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>She starts lazily waking up.
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>HERE'S YOUR CHANCE!
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>You hop out from under her like a pro and zip them pant- actually, you should fucking change!
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>You leap into the closet and throw on them new pants.
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>It's good to buy in bulk sometimes.
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>You come out and see her all red and covering her parts with the sheets.
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>She peeps a few times, as if telling you somethi-
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>No, just bird talk.
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>No way that she's that smart...
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>-Fuck, right, door!
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>You leave her peeping and making bird sounds and head for the door.
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>It's Fluttershy.
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"Eey, Flutterbutter! What can I do ya for?"
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>"Would you like to see the rest of the bird pony migration with me?"
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"Oh, sure, yeah, I'll- wait,'rest'?"
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>She nods.
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>"Yesterday was the migrating of all the female bird ponies for a mate! Today, all the full families will take flight!"
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"Uh... m-mate?"
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>"Uh huh!"
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"W-wow, I'm really interested in that! So... can you tell me what the bird ponies usually do when they find a mate?"
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404.
>"Well, depending on the species they're crossed after, they might do a dance, or nuzzle you, or-"
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405.
"Nuzzle?"
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406.
>She nods.
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407.
"Y-you mean, like-"
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408.
>You both hear a tweet.
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409.
>Fluttershy pauses.
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410.
>"Was... was that-"
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411.
>She chirps.
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412.
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413.
"...Woooaaah, my stomach is making some WEIRD sounds! I must be REALLY hungry, ah heh heh..."
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414.
>"...Your stomach makes those noises when you're hungry?"
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415.
"Pft, yeah, of course!... It's a human thing; you wouldn't get it."
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416.
>Fluttershy just quizzically stares at you.
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417.
"Yeeaah, heh, you know us humans, always-"
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418.
>You hear another peep.
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419.
>Then the pony in question flies on your shoulders.
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420.
>She peeps again.
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421.
>She rests her head on top of yours.
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422.
"Fuck."
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423.
>Fluttershy backs away a bit.
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424.
>"Anon? W-why-"
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425.
"I don't know, okay? She followed me home yesterday, and I kinda just kept her."
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426.
>She blinks.
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427.
>"J-just 'kept' her?"
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428.
"Well, yeah, I mean, look at this face!"
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429.
>You grab the pony from your shoulders and hold her under an arm, squeezing her cheeks.
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430.
"Isn't she just adowable?"
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431.
>She giggles.
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432.
>Well, you think she does.
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433.
>Flutterbutter's just staring at you.
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434.
>"S-so, you're her MATE?"
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435.
"Well, I dunno. Sure, she DID nuzzle me or whatever, and may've-"
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436.
>"Bird ponies usually aren't that comfortable with regular ponies..."
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437.
"What do you mean, 'comfortable'?"
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438.
>You pick the pony up and hold her in your arms like a baby.
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439.
>You rub her tummy with a hand.
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440.
>You just couldn't resist that shit.
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441.
>She looks so fluffy.
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442.
>"Th-that. That's comfortable."
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443.
>You look at the pony in your arms.
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444.
"Hmm. Well, maybe she's a LITTLE comfortable with me."
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445.
>"H-has she tried to... y-you know?"
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446.
>You stare blankly at Fluttershy for a moment.
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447.
>Then it clicked.
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448.
"-OOOh, get in my pants? Yup, yup, plenty of that yesterday."
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449.
>"A-and you DO k-know it's...THAT season for them, right?"
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450.
>You continue rubbing with your hand while you think.
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451.
"Well, shit, now I do. Isn't that the season where all the mares go crazy for dick and shit? Like when you came by my house almost everyday asking for me to-"
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452.
>"-PLEASE d-don't talk about that..."
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453.
"-Ey, just saying, I would've, if you weren't so goddamn ki-"
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454.
>"-I GOTTA GO NOW!-"
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455.
>She runs away.
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456.
"...Kinky bitch."
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457.
>You walk back inside.
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