Creative Writing Fetishes

(Not actually my real fetishes, and not really a Twi simp)

 

#1

Twilight learns about human endurance and it's origins in persistence hunting, is super curious, and she wants to test it out for real. She asks that you try and hunt her down and teleports the both of you to a savanna type landscape somewhere in Equestria. She starts to tease you, as she is a horse, and can run faster than you. After catching up a few times you begin to loose interest with the whole affair. In order to prevent you from giving up she temps you by saying that if you catch her she will let you fuck her brains out even though she's not really into non-ponies. Now filled with determination, your ancient human instincts take over your flabby under-exercised body, and you truly begin the chase. After a whole day and a half of following, her inferior little quadrupedal equine body gives out and you come upon her for the final time. She tries to run but she can only manage to ineffectually scrape at the dirt while laying on her side, her chest heaving in and out, unable to even speak. Having long ditched your clothing in the heat of the savannah you walk up to her, stains of sweat and pre-cum dried on your legs after 36 hours of edging. You jump on top of Twilight's hot, foamy sweat drenched body. Although completely exhausted, it's true, humans really do have unparalleled endurance, and you proceed to insert yourself. Just as your animal instincts are taking over your body, Twilight's prey instincts are taking over hers. She tries to fight you to get away but she's too weak. Too weak even to use magic to teleport away. As your slick smelly bodies are sliding over one another on the salty sweat soaked ground in the late morning sun, you release your full pent up load into the deepest parts of her.

 

#2

After months of begging, Twilight finally agrees to have sex with me. When we.. I strip, she laughs at my pathetic little human dick. In typical twilight fashion, she magically transfigures my member without consent into a huge throbbing stallion cock. Vision grows dim just getting the thing up, but I manage. Twilight pleasures herself with me while I'm in that semi-conscience auto-erotic asphyxiation zone induced by the lack of blood volume.

 

#3

I want to go to Equestria and befriend a colt. It doesn't have to be any colt in particular, but preferably a large stallion like Big Mac for reasons I will explain. After we get to know each other, hang out, play games, etc.. he should be comfortable enough around me to proceed to step two. I will respectfully ask my colt friend to refrain from showering his genitals for at least 3 months. He can wash everything else no problem, just don't touch his sheath. On top of that I would ask him to refrain from dropping while urinating. He will of course be a little weirded out at first, but Equestrian stallions seem to generally be very submissive and docile in nature, so he will most likely be willing to make me happy and fulfill my request. I'm looking for him to generate as many smegma flakes as possible over this time period. If he accidently drops or has a nocturnal emission we will have to set the clock back to at least 2 months to regain the smegma that was lost. (bonus for me, because the flakes that remain will have just that much more flavor) I'm really trying to get those thick flakes that form from sluffing shaft skin after a really good B.O. rash, and then knocked loose by being soaked in urine and other emissions for weeks. After the 3 month period I'll finally ask him to drop, which he should be desperate to do by that point, and I will collect all the thick delicious smegma chips, steeped in horse piss, that he has grown for me. I'll heat them to around 160F to pasteurize them (I don't want to get sick). Most likely he will also have some dark brown and slimy beans stuck in his glans for me as well. If not that's OK. Then I'll take those flakes and put them in a bowl, and garnish them with the beans (also pasteurized). Then one final request. If I could please jack him off into the bowl and fill the flakes with his warm and watery cum. It should be easy, and there should be plenty to fill the bowl, after waiting so long. I would offer him some for his efforts if he wants, but if not I will enjoy the whole hearty bowl of crunchy frosted smegma flakes, being sure to keep him close by so as to pair my scrumptious meal with his intense pungent musk emanating from his rancid cock.

 

#4

I want to be permanently grafted to my waifu Twilight like an anglerfish. It would be so wonderful removing all of life's struggles and responsibilities. I would no longer need to worry about any needs or wants ever again. Never have to figure out what I'm supposed to do or where I'm supposed to go, what I'm going to eat or what social interactions I need to engage in. My fate would be completely in the hooves of my true love, for better or worse. There's no natural way to do it so it would have to be done surgically. I want to be grafted to her underside with my face buried directly between her mare teats, surgically attached, belly to belly, outside her body cavity but sewn underneath her hide. My legs will just get in the way, so they can be removed. But three laparotomies should be made into Twilights abdominal cavity, two for my arms so I can feel and play with her innards, and one in the front of her chest so my genitalia can poke through to give it access to my hands. Several important connections need to be made. Our circulatory systems should be attached, I want her blood to flow through me. My esophagus must be re-routed to her stomach to siphon off a little of whatever she is eating. But also her intestines should be routed through me as well. I want her feces to flow through my bowels, out my anus and then back out through her ponut. Her ureter should likewise be routed to my own bladder first then out my dick and back into her bladder. Every drop of her golden nectar and my own piss will mix and pass through me and out of her. I would need a catheter connecting my seminal vesicle directly to the roof of her mouth, that way whenever I cum, which will be quite often since I wont have much else to do, she will get to enjoy it as well. And lastly my trachea. I'm not going to attach it to Twilight's lungs like you would expect. No. It should be attached directly to her vaginal wall, so that every breath I take will be filtered through her glorious mare cunt. This may present a few issues if my love decides to take a stallion suitor for herself, but I should be able to hold my breath since we share a blood supply, and I will eventually be able to blow out his cum after he's finished. After this successful graft I will spend the rest of my days in the dark wet warmth of my mare waifu, giving her the most intimate hugs and snuggles no other being will ever come close to. The rest of my existence will be spent cumming and sleeping in her comfortable embrace. And maybe I might even engage in a little social interaction once in a while when she asks her little cyst sack boyfriend to wriggle for everypony as a party trick. And she may even one day spit out my cum and smear it into her back end, and I can cuddle my own developing hybrid foal inside her. And even if she were to die before me, unlikely since she is an alicorn, I would die happy truly becoming one with my mare, absorbing her sepsis and breathing her rotting pussy gas.

 

#5

Does anyone else here have a shaved pony fetish. Like when I get to Equestria it turns out that Lyra actually has the same fandom personality of being obsessed with humans. Of course she is a happily married mare, but Lyra has special needs, fetishes beyond pony understanding. Being one of the very few humans in Equestria, certainly the only one in Ponyville, she immediately takes an interest in me. She asks all her questions about everything human, and constantly wants to hang around me. Eventually she askes to see what I look like without my clothes. She doesn't understand the significance of her request since she and everypony she knows walks around naked all the time. So eventually one thing leads to another. Bonbon doesn't approve but she is aware of Lyra's lifelong fetishes, and she understands that If the make-believe fantasies you've had since fillyhood all of a sudden become actually real you get a free pass. But Lyra is weird, when she has sex she constantly tries to act like a human. Firstly, she only lets you do it from the front, and always either standing on her hind legs bracing against your shoulders or laying on the bed with her legs stretched out straight and her forelegs pinned to her sides. She tries to look relaxed but you can tell she is always contorting herself uncomfortably. And secondly she is constantly asking if she feels like a real human girl, or comparing herself constantly to what she can and can't do like a human. It's cute, and I realize I can just tell her anything about human women and she will believe it. Anything I ask her to do, no matter how ridiculous she'll do it. This is where my fetish comes in. I tell her if she really want's to feel like a human... the fur has got to go. We both get some razors and go to town, meticulously shaving every square inch of her body until not a single green hair could be found on her smooth naked skin. Everything except for a shock of mane on top of her head. I grease her up snoot to tail with lube, and the feeling of her little nude horse body sliding over me is heavenly. I let her hotdog my dick and I eventually finish inside. Then I unlock my secret fetish. I flip her over and spread her smooth squishy rump cheeks apart and start munching away. Licking and sucking the soft slippery flesh of her horse pussy and ponut. But I'm not there for any humdrum cunnilingus, I'm not there to suck a ponut or reverse sniff a mare fart, pssst.. armature hour! No, I lick her genitals in service of getting her to raise her cute little hairless horse tail. I go in and begin to deep throat it. My goal?? I want to get my lips fully sealed around her dock, and I want to know what it feels like to suck all the way around it as I burry my face as deep as possible into her rump. I later tell her that all women love having their tail stumps sucked.