[RGR] One Night Stand and 'Rebound' Derpy


                                            Original Poster: Frostybox (http://pastebin.com/u/frostybox)

                                            Reason this is posted here is because it's not binned in Frosty's bin.


                                            >With a loud grunt and one final sweaty thrust you hilt deep inside Rainbow’s tight cunt.

                                            >She squeals with pleasure as you release your seed.

                                            >Her lips squeeze firmly around your base and her velvety walls carry the motion down your length, milking you for every bit of cum you have.

                                            >You squeeze her tight flanks firmly to keep yourself hilted for as long as possible.

                                            >Rainbow’s wings flap limply and out of synch as her orgasm racks her body for the fourth time.

                                            >Her clit is peppering your sack with lewd kisses, each one sending a shiver down your spine.

                                            >You press down on her too hard and her body submits to your efforts.

                                            >She collapses onto the bed, unable to remain standing any longer, and in so doing exposes your slick shaft to the open air.

                                            >The tip of your cock is tracing along the contours of Rainbow’s ass as she breathes heavily on your bed.

                                            >The stimulation makes her tail try to raise again, but it doesn’t have the energy to do so.

                                            >You shift your weight to one knee and follow your momentum to plop down onto the bed next to her.

                                            >Exhaustion starting to get to you, too, and you drape an arm over her back and drift off to sleep.


                                            >A rustle of sheets.

                                            >Or maybe that’s feathers.

                                            >Your arm is raised and slowly lowered, but not by you.

                                            >A thump is followed by a muffled yelp.

                                            >Your eyes open and the world unblurs before you to reveal Rainbow hugging a hoof to her chest.

                                            “G’morning Rainbow,” you grumble as your vocal cords are still half asleep.

                                            >”Oh, A-Anon. I thought you were still asleep.”

                                            “Was, think the dresser woke me up,” you respond, sounding more awake.

                                            >Rainbow’s muzzle scrunches as she glares at the dresser she kicked.

                                            >Successfully having rubbed the sleep from your eyes you sit up in the bed.

                                            “So, you hungry? I am. I was thinking we could go get something at Sugarcube Corner; I'll get us dinner or something later to-“

                                            >”Yeahhhh, didn’t I mention it last night? I’ve got, uh… cloud business to take care of today.”

                                            >Did she?

                                            >You forgot most of the stuff before sex happened.

                                            “Cloud business? Yeah, I mean maybe y-“

                                            >”Y-yeah cloud business! There’s all kind of clouds out in the skies, y’know.”

                                            “Okay, well maybe some other time th-“

                                            >She begins listing off names of clouds as she hovers over to your front door.

                                            >You’re not entirely sure "cotton candy" is a cloud name, but hell with all the marshmallow horse stuff around it’s possible.

                                            >You can hear your front door shut and imagine that she’s already taken to the skies.

                                            “Well shit, I think I just got a one night stand...”

                                            >No dinner to pay for.

                                            >No buying her breakfast either.

                                            >Though now you don’t really have any plans.

                                            “Maybe Derpy got fired from her new job already,” you muse aloud while heading to the bathroom to clean up.


                                            “And then he was all “No please stay! You were the best lay I’ve ever had! I’ll even buy you dinner it was so good,”” you say with as deep a voice as you can muster.

                                            >Flitter, Cloudchaser, and Lightning Dust are giving you props all around.

                                            >”I can’t believe you would do that to the poor colt!”

                                            >And then there’s Chevalier Blanche.

                                            >She’s alright most of the time, but whenever it comes to your conquests she always gets her teats in a twist.

                                            >You’re starting to think that she only hangs with you because she goes and consoles the stallions you leave behind.

                                            >”-supposed to be the element of loyalty! How could you possibly act in such an unfitting manner!”

                                            >You laugh and nestle yourself deeper into the cloud.

                                            “I am loyal Chev... to cocks!”

                                            >Your friends all begin laughing up a storm while Blanche just fumes.

                                            >No wait, that was just Flitter agitating her cloud up too much.

                                            “I’ve got the best pussy in all of Equestria, it’d be a crime to lock myself down to one stallion. Every dick, schlong, and member needs to feel the awesome I’m rocking under my tail.”

                                            >Chevalier crosses her forearms and sinks into her cloud.

                                            >Psh, she’s just jelly.

                                            >”S-so Dash, you don’t mind then if I…”

                                            >You glance over to Flitter.

                                            “What?”

                                            >”Well you said you made Anon cum four times before you were done with him right?”

                                            “Y-yeah totally!”

                                            >As far as they need to know anyway.

                                            >“S-so then you don’t mind if I…”

                                            >You lastly wave a hoof in her direction.

                                            “Sure go right on ahead.”

                                            >Like he’ll want anypony else after you.

                                            >Sure it didn’t go down exactly like you told the girls, but if he was already planning breakfast and dinner after one night, you’re pretty sure he’s hooked on you.

                                            >Which means he’s probably just holed up in his house thinking up ways to get you back t-

                                            >”Hey, look, speak of the devil.”

                                            >You glance over to Cloudchaser who’s pointing down towards the markets.

                                            >Following her hoof you spy Anon walking around.

                                            >Heh, probably out looking for you right now, just like some of the others have done.

                                            >Psh, just as clingy as you said.

                                            >He was a damn good lay though, maybe you’ll drop by sometime next week, might be enough time so he doesn’t get too attached.

                                            >A gray pegasus waves him over and he waves back as he nears her.

                                            >Wait…

                                            >Derpy slaps his hand and Anon messes her golden mane for a moment before they both make their way to the stands together.

                                            >Lightning Dust hisses as she comes to the same realization you do.

                                            >He’s over you?

                                            >He’s already over you?!

                                            >Derpy’s left wing falls out of synch with her right and she collides into Anon’s side.

                                            >Anon catches her and seems to be laughing as he hoists the wall-eyed mare onto his head.

                                            >They purchase a two scoop ice cream cone, just one cone, and begin sharing it!

                                            >Anon’s munching on the bottom scoop and then holds it up so Derpy can eat at the top one.

                                            >Chevalier chuckles smugly, “He sure seems real broken up down there Rainbow.”

                                            >Fucking Chev.

                                            >You drop down from your cloud and speed down towards those two.


                                            “How’s your scoop Derpster?”

                                            >”I can’t feel my tongue!”

                                            >That probably means good.

                                            >You move the cone closer to take another delicious bite.

                                            >”Hey!”

                                            >You jump a little from the sudden yell and look around in time to see Rainbow drop down from the sky.

                                            “Oh, hey Dash. Are you finished with cloud busi-“

                                            >”I see what you’re trying to do, Anon, and it’s not gonna work!”

                                            >You step back slightly from the sudden anger she’s taken on.

                                            >The hell is this coming from?

                                            >“Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, look! Look, I can fly!” Derpy responds as she stretches out on top of your head and knocks the ice cream cone out of your hand in the process, “Oops…”

                                            “Wh- Aw damn it Derp-“

                                            >No, one thing at a time.

                                            "Rainbow I don’t know what’s got you so upset but-“

                                            >”Upset? I’m not upset, why would I be upset?! I don’t even care, since I got what I wanted anyway!” she huffs before taking off back into the sky.

                                            >You watch her until she becomes a small speck in the sky.

                                            >Two golden crooked orbs enter into your field of view, “Anon… are you mad?”

                                            >You crack a smile and lift your pal off your head and underarm carry her as you make your way back to the ice cream stand.

                                            “No not mad. Just really confused.”

                                            >You feel her tail swat at your back, “That’s okay Anon. I feel that way all the time.”

                                            >A knock sounds at your door.

                                            >You walk up and pause with your hand on the doorknob.

                                            >You'd really rather not deal with Chevalier Blanche again, she’s nice and all but she has a tendency to baby you.

                                            >While it was funny and kind of nice at first, it very quickly got old.

                                            >She usually gives herself away when you hear shuffling of notecards and throat clearing on the other side of the door.

                                            >Instead all you hear is sniffling.

                                            >And... is that crying?

                                            >You open your door to reveal Derpy hovering at around face height.

                                            >She's hugging a box to her chest that reads ℲℲ∩┴S.

                                            >Her eyes are all red and puffy and you can see dark grey streaks from tear stained fur running down her  cheeks.

                                            "Derpy? What happened?"

                                            >She tries to respond but can only manage to make hitched breath noises.

                                            >Derpy shuts her eyes tight and takes a deep breath.

                                            >"I-I-I c-couldn't p-p-pay for my h-house anymore, s-so they kicked m-m-me out!" she sobs almost dropping her box towards the end.

                                            "Oh man Derpy, I'm so sorry. I didn't know it was that bad, you could've said something before. I could've helped you find a job."

                                            >She smiles a little and starts trying to wipe her eyes with a wing before suddenly realizing that she still needs those to fly and stops herself from falling over.

                                            >You step forward and wipe her face for her, "Th-thanks..." she mumbles, her breathing sounding a little more steady. "Mom said that a mare's not supposed to talk about her problems like some kind of little foal, she's supposed to just deal with it."

                                            >Oh good, she's one of those kinds of parents.

                                            >"But I'll be okay, I just have to go back home and live with my parents in Cloudsdale."

                                            "And that is...?"

                                            >Derpy lifts a hoof to the sky before very quickly bringing it back down to catch the box that was tipping out of her other hoof.

                                            >You note that the box sounded very empty as it was being saved from falling.

                                            >In the skies, meaning you can't easily go visit one of your best friends.

                                            >"I'm sorry I was crying too, it's not what a mare's supposed to do either... I'm just going to miss all of my friends and you too."

                                            "What, I'm not your friend?" you respond, trying to lighten the mood.

                                            >Derpy shakes her head much to your surprise, "Nu-uh, you're my best friend" she responds with a slight sniffle.

                                            >Her lip is beginning to quiver again.

                                            >You hate yourself for having to tell her, but it's better that she knows now.

                                            "Hey uh Derpy, you've been carrying your box upside down."

                                            >She blinks away her tears and looks at the box in her arms, she flips it around to reveal an open "bottom".

                                            >"Oh... I just thought I was getting stronger the more I carried it" she muses aloud.


                                            >Morning comes far too early for your tastes.

                                            >Like it always does.

                                            >You don't even try getting up, the sweat on your forehead already tells you what this morning is like.

                                            "Derpy. Hey, get off," you respond while wiggling your shoulders into the warm weight on top of you. "Seriously, my face is all sweaty."

                                            >Not all mornings are like this.

                                            >Most of the time she can stay on her side of the bed.

                                            >Some mornings you find her curled up on your legs.

                                            >And then there are morning like this.

                                            >Derpy has a flying dream and winds up sleeping while spread out over your head.

                                            >You couldn't just leave your best friend hanging, so you offered to let her stay in your house.

                                            >Of course, you didn't think about it at the time, but all you have is a bed.

                                            >The place was originally temporary in the event of you being able to return to Earth, but when that seemed less and less likely it became your house.

                                            >Your house that you put off asking for more furniture for and have decided to drop the idea of asking about at all.

                                            >A wing brushes against your face bringing you back to the current predicament you're in.

                                            >Sharing a bed with your best horse pal.

                                            >You reach up and feel around until you're sure you've got a hand on her chest.

                                            >With a gentle nudge you roll her off your upper body and back onto her side of the bed.

                                            >"Mm-ah!"

                                            >"Mm-ah!"

                                            >You sit up and wipe the sweat off your face while Derpy is in the process of waking up.

                                            >"Morning Anon" she chirps.

                                            "Y-you too" you respond still somewhat sleepily, which elicits a giggle from Derpy.

                                            "What?"

                                            >"It's just a funny joke I heard from Pinkie."

                                            "Yeah? Hey, how's the new job treating you?"

                                            >"It's fun! And they said I could eat all the leftover muffins."

                                            >You figured Sugarcube Corner might be a good fit, with Pinkie working there Derpy’s normal screw-ups should pale in comparison to Pinkie's experiments.

                                            >With a few good words sprinkled in with Mr. Cake, Derpy got the position.

                                            >She's well on her way to having the longest time at one job.

                                            >Think of-

                                            "Shit, I've gotta get ready for work."

                                            >Showered last night, quick rub of your chin tells you the stubble is short enough to skip shaving too.

                                            >One session of tooth brushing later and you're heading out the door in your work attire.

                                            >Derpy is waiting by the door for you.

                                            >"Jeez Anon you take just as long to get ready as my dad" she remarks as you open the door.

                                            >Nice, you've always prided yourself on your speed at "getting ready", it's good to hear a confirmation.

                                            >You both walk together towards the markets, the point where your job locations begin to diverge, and you hear some voice in the distance.

                                            >The closer you get to the markets, the more it's starting to sound like-

                                            >Yup, You can see the cyan pegasus floating in the air shouting about something.

                                            >Well you're both heading that way as it is, might as well see what all the commotion is about.

                                            >You watch as the two pegasii circle around, occasionally jumping forward or back.

                                            >"Come on Derpy! You scared?" Rainbow goads, puffing out her chest at the grey mare.

                                            >Derpy makes a whinnying noise, "I'm gonna make you stop telling lies about Anon!"

                                            >The fur on Derpy's chest fluffs out and she jumps forward, Rainbow seems like she was caught off guard, only barely managing to circle away.

                                            >The gathered crowd gasps, but Rainbow booms over all of them with her false bravado, "Psh, We could bring Applejack in if you don't believe me. Anon was practically pulling me into bed with him, didn't even go on a date or anyt-"

                                            >Derpy's wings flare out and she whistles aggressively at Rainbow, who mimics your friend's actions.

                                            >The crowd looks fearful, and you can feel the tension in the air as they continue to check each other.

                                            >"YOU STOP TELLING LIES!" Derpy shouts.

                                            >Rainbow looks very pleased with herself, "What's the matter Derpy, don't like being my sloppy seconds? Some mares would feel honored that their stallion would even want anypony el-"

                                            >Derpy jumps forward again, but Rainbow does the same, catching Derpy off guard.

                                            >Alright, that's enough of thi-

                                            >"No! Anon stop! You could get hurt!" Caramel shouts as he pulls you back by the end of your shirt.

                                            >You yank the cloth out of his mouth and step right up to them both.

                                            >You grab both of them by the scruff, they're flapping their wings at each other, whinnying and whistling angrily as they do so.

                                            >Giving them a firm shake they both seem to snap out of whatever trance they were in.

                                            >"A-Anon? I didn't hurt you did I?"Derpy asks.

                                            >"Hey! L-lemme go!" Rainbow grunts.

                                            "No. Both of you are going to stay right here and listen."

                                            >Rainbow continues fidgeting until you give her another shake.

                                            "Good. Derpy?" you face the grey pegasus, "Rainbow is right, I had a one night stand with her. She asked to be invited over and things moved very quickly from there, and she left the next morning."

                                            >Derpy's face looks even more confused than usual, while Rainbow was merely sticking her tongue out at your friend.

                                            "And Rainbow," she retracts her tongue when you look directly at her, "I don't know what you are going on about, that stand was over a week ago, the whole point of those is that there's no lingering feelings, good or bad."

                                            >You can hear murmurs from the crowd, but at this point you're too fed up to care what they're saying.

                                            "You're making this all out to be a huge deal. Sex is just sex, it's not this magical special thing, it's just two bodies coming together and sharing in a bit of pleasure for a few minutes, I'm not a whore for liking that, no matter how much you shout about it in the markets."

                                            >Her cheeks puff out in frustration, but she keeps quiet and chooses to cross her forearms instead.

                                            "So that's it. We're done."

                                            >You let them both go, Rainbow hovers in the air but Derpy falls to her butt.

                                            >"I'm okay" she chirps, jumping quickly back to her hooves.

                                            >You push through the crowd with Derpy following just to your side.

                                            "I'm so late for work now..."

                                            >Derpy gasps, "Oh no! I am too! I have so many letters to deliver!"

                                            >You catch her by the barrel as she's about to dart away and turn her towards Sugarcube Corner.

                                            "You work in the bakery now remember?"

                                            >"Oh yeah! Thanks Anon!"

                                            >She branches off the path towards her place of work while you continue down to yours.


                                            >The front door opens, "I'm home, Anon! I have to tell you something!"

                                            >Yeah, so do you...

                                            >Derpy trots into the living room, where you've been sitting for a little while.

                                            >"Anon! I broke less things than Pinkie Pie did today!"

                                            >She hops on the couch and begins dancing to a song she's making up in her head, "Oh oh! But that wasn't the important thing! I also got a raise!"

                                            >You reach over to the happy mare and gently rustle her mane.

                                            "That's great Derpy."

                                            >"Uh-huh! The Cakes said they heard about what happened in the markets and they said they were giving it to me because I was a responsible marefriend for protecting you from Rainbow Dash."

                                            >Yeah, you heard that version of the story after being sent home with all your things, would've been nice if that was the one your bosses heard.

                                            >Wouldn't have even minded them calling Derpy your marefriend, you know that she's just your best friend and she probably thinks it's a literal description.

                                            >A gentle push on your hand draws you from your thoughts, you look down to see Derpy eyeing you, and your plant, with worry, "What's wrong Anon?"

                                            "I uh, I got fired today Derpy."

                                            >She tilts her head, either because she's waiting for you to continue, or she's trying to think of something to say.

                                            "Word got out about the market, words also got twisted around a lot, Mares complained that their husbands would leave them if they still worked with me, and stallions spread a lot of lies with the higher ups, jealous pricks. Before lunch I had to go in to a meeting and was told that there was too much controversy on me right now and that it'd be best for me to leave."

                                            >Derpy's ears go flat against her head as she listens to your summary of today.

                                            "I don't know what we're going to do. That job paid really well; I already went to Mayor Mare, but even she agreed that they made the right decision."

                                            >Derpy shuffles up next to you and a grey wing brushes against your face, "You just get up and try again" she says in a voice imitating yours.

                                            >You can't help but smile at the wall eyed mare, "And don't worry, Anon. I'll take care of us until you can find something! Even if it means I have to stop buying muffins..."

                                            >Freshly pajama'd and ready to bring an end to this lousy day, you exit the bathroom.

                                            >Derpy yelps, a grey blur dives under the covers, "I'm not dressed yet!" Her muffled voice comes from under the sheets.

                                            "But you're naked all the time, how is this any diff-"

                                            >A pillow bounces off your head, "it just is, go away!"

                                            >You walk into the bathroom again and wait for your roommate to finish getting dressed.

                                            >You re-enter your bedroom once she gives you the okay, Derpy is focusing intently as she brings a glass of water to her nightstand, the buttons on her muffin patterned pajama top are all mismatched like usual.

                                            >You get yourself settled in on your side and Derpy shuffles around on hers.

                                            >Once you hear the content sigh of a comfy mare you blow out the candle and sink into your pillow.

                                            >"Anon?" She whispers from behind you.

                                            "Yeah?" You whisper back.

                                            >"Uhm... D-Do you like standing on mares?"

                                            "What?"

                                            >"Earlier at the market... with Rainjerk Dumb, you said you were sta-"

                                            "Oh! No, that's uh, it's not a literal description Derpy."

                                            >Not going to touch on that one right now, you'd rather just forget about it.

                                            >Seems Derpy was satisfied with the information you gave her for now since sh-

                                            >"Anon?"

                                            >Here we go.

                                            "Yeah?"

                                            >"D-do you wanna share tonight?"

                                            >You roll over to face Derpy.

                                            "Oh god, you didn't bring another muffin to bed did you?"

                                            >Derpy's tapping her empty hooves together, "No, not since the ants..."

                                            "So, what then?"

                                            >She's avoiding looking at you, well she is looking at you, but you can tell when she's trying not to, "You said that two bodies can come together and share..."

                                            >Oh. Shit.

                                            >"A-and since I feel so good from today and you feel so bad from today then maybe... I can share my good with you and we can both be okay?"

                                            >You chuckle softly, it's always a toss-up if you're going to curse or be grateful for her simplicity.

                                            "Yeah, I'd love to. If you don't mind sharing with me that is."

                                            >Derpy shakes her head and shuffles closer to you.

                                            >You pull her into your arms and hold her close to your chest.

                                            >She breathes deeply before seemingly melting into you, "How do you feel Anon?" She mumbles sleepily.

                                            "I feel okay now. You?"

                                            >She shakes her head, nuzzling your chest in the process, "I think I'm doing it wrong, I feel good-er than before."

                                            >You rub her back gently.

                                            "No, you're doing great Derpy."

                                            >Her light snoring is your response, it's almost like a muffled purr.

                                            >You don't know what tomorrow will bring, but you're not as worried about it right now.