Untitled Sunset Pole Dancing Greentext


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                                                >"Hey Anon! There's a class on dancing at the gym I go to and I thought it would be fun for us to go together."

                                            2.
                                            
                                                >Sunset stares at you, her turquoise orbs boring into your soul.

                                            3.
                                            
                                                >Your mouth starts to feel dry, is this really happening?

                                            4.
                                            
                                                >Sunset Shimmer, former biggest meanie and now queen bee of Canterlot High, is asking you out.

                                            5.
                                            
                                                >Oh God, what do you do?

                                            6.
                                            
                                                >Fuck, you're ruining your one chance!

                                            7.
                                            
                                                >Just... Just play it cool.

                                            8.
                                            
                                                "Uh, y-yeah. Sounds like a ton of fun!"

                                            9.
                                            
                                                >You place your hand behind your head like some kind of dork.

                                            10.
                                            
                                                >Sunset blushes and looks down, but you think you see a smile on her face.

                                            11.
                                            
                                                >You can also hear her friends giggling.

                                            12.
                                            
                                                >Looking their way confirms it.

                                            13.
                                            
                                                >Well almost all her friends are giggling.

                                            14.
                                            
                                                >Scilight looks furious.

                                            15.
                                            
                                                >You snooze you lose, Twiggy.

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                                                >"So, meet at my place at say... 10 on Saturday?"

                                            17.
                                            
                                                >You look back at Sunset to see the broad smile across her face.

                                            18.
                                            
                                                "It's a date!"

                                            19.
                                            
                                                >She blushes again and mutters the word "date" only just barely loud enough for you to hear.

                                            20.
                                            
                                                >Before you can try to say anything else, the bell interrupts you.

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                                                >Well you'll see her for sure on Saturday.

                                            22.

                                            23.
                                            
                                                >Today's the day.

                                            24.
                                            
                                                >Today you're going out on a date with Sunset.

                                            25.
                                            
                                                >Well maybe a date.

                                            26.
                                            
                                                >Either way you're standing in front of Sunset's apartment, dressed in a T-shirt and sweatpants.

                                            27.
                                            
                                                >You figured that it would be best to wear clothes that you don't mind getting a little sweaty since the class is supposed to be at a gym.

                                            28.
                                            
                                                >It's probably some jazzercise class or something.

                                            29.
                                            
                                                >Sunset exits her apartment wearing a sports bra and a tight pair of compression shorts.

                                            30.
                                            
                                                >Think about not-sexy things, think about not-sexy things.

                                            31.
                                            
                                                >"Ready to go?"

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                                                >Luckily you brought a water bottle with you, and take a swig to soothe your suddenly dry mouth.

                                            33.
                                            
                                                "Y-yep!"

                                            34.
                                            
                                                >Smooth.

                                            35.
                                            
                                                >Sunset just giggles and locks her door.

                                            36.
                                            
                                                >You do your best not to look at her perky breasts and firm ass.

                                            37.
                                            
                                                > The last thing you need right now is a hardon getting you in trouble.

                                            38.
                                            
                                                >You can't help but take a swift glance at Sunset's cleavage though.

                                            39.
                                            
                                                >"I decided to leave the geode at home. Don't want it getting lost."

                                            40.
                                            
                                                >She caught you.

                                            41.
                                            
                                                >You glance at her face and catch a small but definitely smug smile.

                                            42.
                                            
                                                >Yeah, guess she wouldn't need superpowers to figure out what you have on your mind.

                                            43.
                                            
                                                >Still, Sunset doesn't seem to mind.

                                            44.
                                            
                                                >Score one for Anon?

                                            45.
                                            
                                                >It's a nice enough day, so you walk the two blocks to the gym while Sunset regales you with Pinkie's latest antics in Home Ec.

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                                                >The gym is one of those chain gyms.

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                                                >Large enough that it has separate rooms for classes and a dry sauna.

                                            48.
                                            
                                                >You use all your willpower to /not/ imagine doing degenerate things with the cute girl by your side in the Sauna.

                                            49.
                                            
                                                >Sunset checks in at the desk and informs the clerk that you're going to be using her guest pass today.

                                            50.
                                            
                                                >Your willpower crumbles as Sunset leans on the desk just enough to accentuate her ass.

                                            51.
                                            
                                                >You're like a deer in the headlights for a moment.

                                            52.
                                            
                                                >Then you start to feel your trouble making friend down south start to rise.

                                            53.
                                            
                                                >You quickly avert your gaze and subtly adjust your pants.

                                            54.
                                            
                                                >The unamused glare the clerk tells you that you didn't totally get away unnoticed.

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                                                >Almost as soon as she does though, Sunset stands back up.

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                                                >"Alright Anon, since you don't need to change let's just go wait for the class to start."

                                            57.
                                            
                                                >You can feel the clerk glaring a hole into the back of your head as the two of you make your way to the classrooms.

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                                                >Two things stick out to you as you step into the room.

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                                                >First is the vertical poles set in neat lines of six.

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                                                >Second is Fluttershy's greasy brother at the front of the room.

                                            62.
                                            
                                                >His eyes trace Sunset up and down.

                                            63.
                                            
                                                >Some primal and barbaric part of your brain screams at you to punch him square in his face.

                                            64.
                                            
                                                >But the civilized part wins out.

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                                                >You take an almost unconscious step closer to Sunset and casually lay your arm across her shoulders.

                                            66.
                                            
                                                "Let's find a spot before this place fills up."

                                            67.
                                            
                                                >You said that a bit too loud, but maybe now Zephyr will back off.

                                            68.
                                            
                                                >Then again the douch might take that as a challenge.

                                            69.
                                            
                                                >Sunset nods.

                                            70.
                                            
                                                >"Yeah, it'll probably be best to claim a couple of spots now."

                                            71.
                                            
                                                >The two of you walk casually to a pair of poles in the middle of the room.

                                            72.
                                            
                                                >As it nears 11am the room fills with middle-aged women.

                                            73.
                                            
                                                >Most of them are probably here for a little bit of excitement or maybe to learn something to surprise the husband in the bedroom.

                                            74.
                                            
                                                >Out of the veritable sea of Christmas Cake you recognize the school librarian, Ms. Cheerilee.

                                            75.
                                            
                                                > Luckily she doesn't seem to notice you, sparing you from having to make awkward conversation with a teacher outside of school.

                                            76.
                                            
                                                >The class starts off easily enough, despite his lecherous nature, Zephyr is a relatively effective teacher.

                                            77.
                                            
                                                >In only a couple minutes Sunset is swinging from the pole like a pro.

                                            78.
                                            
                                                >You, on the other hand, fall flat on your face consistently.

                                            79.
                                            
                                                >Sunset giggles at your failures, but tries to help you.

                                            80.
                                            
                                                >Luckily enough for you, most of the army of MILFs seems to be taking up Zephyr's limited attention.

                                            81.
                                            
                                                >Mostly fixing their mistakes and posture.

                                            82.
                                            
                                                >He's fairly professional with them.

                                            83.
                                            
                                                >Well, as professional as a man with his, admittedly deserved, reputation can be.

                                            84.
                                            
                                                >Unfortunately your luck runs out as the chubby Ginger woman next to you asks Zypher for some help.

                                            85.
                                            
                                                >You grit your teeth as he oozes towards you.

                                            86.
                                            
                                                >Zephyr answers her question quickly, then rounds on you and Sunset just as you manage to complete a rotation of the pole without falling flat on your face.

                                            87.
                                            
                                                >"It's not often I see men coming to one of my classes."

                                            88.
                                            
                                                >Zephyr's snide remark has you responding before you even fully process what he's said.

                                            89.
                                            
                                                "I think you've come in enough men for the both of us."

                                            90.
                                            
                                                >Sunset laughs as she admonishes you.

                                            91.
                                            
                                                >Zephyr looks like he wants to punch you for a second, then schools his features and turns to face Sunset.

                                            92.
                                            
                                                >"Your form is excellent, by the way, Sunset. It's like you were made for this."

                                            93.
                                            
                                                >Something about the way he says "made for this" irks you.

                                            94.
                                            
                                                >Judging by the look on her face, it irks Sunset too.

                                            95.
                                            
                                                >"Thanks Zephyr, I'm sure Anon's been enjoying it."

                                            96.
                                            
                                                >LMAO!

                                            97.
                                            
                                                >Shot down like Zero over the Pacific.

                                            98.
                                            
                                                >Zephyr storms off to go help another middle-aged lady as you hear the chubby Ginger next to you giggle.

                                            99.
                                            
                                                >Sunset, on the other hand, leans over and kisses you on the cheek.

                                            100.
                                            
                                                >"Want to get some coffee after this? Maybe at my place?”