Marelet Dash


                                            "What the buck did you just call me?!"

                                            >Applejack puffed her chest out even further

                                            >"You heard me. Marelet."

                                            "And what's that supposed to mean?"

                                            >"Aw, come on now, Dashie."

                                            >Applejack starts circling Rainbow Dash, her hoofsteps slow yet firm

                                            >"Ah know ya ain't the smartest mare, but even you oughtta be able to figure it out."

                                            >Rainbow huffs, her eyes staying glued to Applejack as the orange mare continued around her

                                            >Applejack stops for a beat, shooting Rainbow an expectant glance

                                            >She shakes her head, tsk-ing as she does

                                            >"Shame. Guess ya really are a marelet."

                                            "Stop it! That's not even a real word!"

                                            >Rainbow Dash could feel her blood boiling in every vein of her body

                                            >"Oh, it's a real word, alright."

                                            >Applejack stopped once she was right next to Dash

                                            >Dash's wings ruffle indignantly at being forced to look up to keep her eyes on Applejack's

                                            >Rainbow grits her teeth, glaring at Applejack's hoof as she watches it rise up, up, up, and-

                                            >*PATPAT*

                                            >Applejack pets Rainbow Dash like she does Winona, but with an even greater air of superiority

                                            >"And you're it."

                                            >Rainbow growls, lunging at Applejack

                                            >The apple mare uses a single hoof to effortlessly hold Rainbow Dash at bay

                                            >Applejack chuckled at sight of the undersized pegasus thrashing about like a rabid dog

                                            >"Heh-heh. Yer like twenty pounds o' angry inna two pound bag."

                                            >Rainbow growled again

                                            >"Course, that ain't none too surprisin'. Marelets ain't got nothin' better to do than piss 'emselves over bein' a marelet."

                                            "You stupid bucki-OOmf!"

                                            >The wind was knocked out of Rainbow Dash when she hit the ground from what was really a very minor shove from Applejack

                                            >Applejack wiped the marelet grime from her hoof with the dirt road beneath her

                                            >"Welp. Ah'm off to go sleep with Anon."

                                            >Rainbow's heart stopped at the mention of her coltfriend

                                            "Wait, WHAT?!"

                                            >"Yup. Figure Ah oughtta let a good colt like him know what a proper mare feels like. So long, Sugarcu-" Applejack smirked, "Well, Sugarcrystal fits ya better Ah reckon."

                                            >With that, Applejack trotted off, leaving Rainbow to accept her fate, facedown in the street

                                            >Her fate, as a marelet