Marelet Dash


                                            1.
                                            
                                                "What the buck did you just call me?!"

                                            2.
                                            
                                                >Applejack puffed her chest out even further

                                            3.
                                            
                                                >"You heard me. Marelet."

                                            4.
                                            
                                                "And what's that supposed to mean?"

                                            5.
                                            
                                                >"Aw, come on now, Dashie."

                                            6.
                                            
                                                >Applejack starts circling Rainbow Dash, her hoofsteps slow yet firm

                                            7.
                                            
                                                >"Ah know ya ain't the smartest mare, but even you oughtta be able to figure it out."

                                            8.
                                            
                                                >Rainbow huffs, her eyes staying glued to Applejack as the orange mare continued around her

                                            9.
                                            
                                                >Applejack stops for a beat, shooting Rainbow an expectant glance

                                            10.
                                            
                                                >She shakes her head, tsk-ing as she does

                                            11.
                                            
                                                >"Shame. Guess ya really are a marelet."

                                            12.
                                            
                                                "Stop it! That's not even a real word!"

                                            13.
                                            
                                                >Rainbow Dash could feel her blood boiling in every vein of her body

                                            14.
                                            
                                                >"Oh, it's a real word, alright."

                                            15.
                                            
                                                >Applejack stopped once she was right next to Dash

                                            16.
                                            
                                                >Dash's wings ruffle indignantly at being forced to look up to keep her eyes on Applejack's

                                            17.
                                            
                                                >Rainbow grits her teeth, glaring at Applejack's hoof as she watches it rise up, up, up, and-

                                            18.
                                            
                                                >*PATPAT*

                                            19.
                                            
                                                >Applejack pets Rainbow Dash like she does Winona, but with an even greater air of superiority

                                            20.
                                            
                                                >"And you're it."

                                            21.
                                            
                                                >Rainbow growls, lunging at Applejack

                                            22.
                                            
                                                >The apple mare uses a single hoof to effortlessly hold Rainbow Dash at bay

                                            23.
                                            
                                                >Applejack chuckled at sight of the undersized pegasus thrashing about like a rabid dog

                                            24.
                                            
                                                >"Heh-heh. Yer like twenty pounds o' angry inna two pound bag."

                                            25.
                                            
                                                >Rainbow growled again

                                            26.
                                            
                                                >"Course, that ain't none too surprisin'. Marelets ain't got nothin' better to do than piss 'emselves over bein' a marelet."

                                            27.
                                            
                                                "You stupid bucki-OOmf!"

                                            28.
                                            
                                                >The wind was knocked out of Rainbow Dash when she hit the ground from what was really a very minor shove from Applejack

                                            29.
                                            
                                                >Applejack wiped the marelet grime from her hoof with the dirt road beneath her

                                            30.
                                            
                                                >"Welp. Ah'm off to go sleep with Anon."

                                            31.
                                            
                                                >Rainbow's heart stopped at the mention of her coltfriend

                                            32.
                                            
                                                "Wait, WHAT?!"

                                            33.
                                            
                                                >"Yup. Figure Ah oughtta let a good colt like him know what a proper mare feels like. So long, Sugarcu-" Applejack smirked, "Well, Sugarcrystal fits ya better Ah reckon."

                                            34.
                                            
                                                >With that, Applejack trotted off, leaving Rainbow to accept her fate, facedown in the street

                                            35.
                                            
                                                >Her fate, as a marelet