Saturday Night Streamer


                                            >For you Saturday night meant two things

                                            >First, it meant getting to relax with a cold beer

                                            >”Fucking hell! You cheating cocksucking zigger!”

                                            >Second, it meant having to moderate the chat on your girlfriend’s streams

                                            >A not insubstantial task as the worse Sunset plays, the more brutal the chat gets

                                            >And of course, the more brutal chat gets, the less Sunset focuses on the game and the worse she gets at the game

                                            >And for some reason she decided that tonight she’d do a 12 hour charity stream to help out the animal shelter that Fluttershy works at

                                            >By playing the new Sombra’s Revenge DLC

                                            >The one that even veteran Soulsborne players said was kinda bullshit and needed a balance patch

                                            >Something about wonky hitboxes on the second boss

                                            >”Mods! Ban anyone that posts a zebra emote!”

                                            >Looking at chat you realize that if you actually do that Sunset won't have much of an audience left

                                            >So you just ban the last one to post one

                                            >It's probably a burner account anyway

                                            >That seems to do it as the zebra spam is quickly replaced by a flood of “Free my nigga Badseed! He din do nuffin!”

                                            >And a $200 superchat saying “knee grows tongue my Angus”

                                            >As trite and played out as all of her trolls

                                            >Sunset chooses this moment to scream loud enough for you to hear it from the other room

                                            >You poke your head out to watch in real time as Sunset chucks the controller at the wall hard enough to split it in half

                                            >And like the good boyfriend you, are you already have a new one ready to go

                                            >Sunset gives you the first genuine smile she's had since the stream started and kisses your cheek

                                            >”Thanks babe, I don't know what I’d do without you!”

                                            >You chuckle and kiss her forehead

                                            “Just glad to be helpful Sunny-bunny.”

                                            >The chat explodes with people calling Sunset “Sunny-bunny”.

                                            >With a cheeky grin to the camera set-up you mouth along to Sunset as she says

                                            >”Mods! Ban anyone that calls me ‘Sunny-bunny’!”

                                            “Aye-aye, mon capitaine!”