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>For you Saturday night meant two things
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>First, it meant getting to relax with a cold beer
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>”Fucking hell! You cheating cocksucking zigger!”
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>Second, it meant having to moderate the chat on your girlfriend’s streams
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>A not insubstantial task as the worse Sunset plays, the more brutal the chat gets
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>And of course, the more brutal chat gets, the less Sunset focuses on the game and the worse she gets at the game
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>And for some reason she decided that tonight she’d do a 12 hour charity stream to help out the animal shelter that Fluttershy works at
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>By playing the new Sombra’s Revenge DLC
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>The one that even veteran Soulsborne players said was kinda bullshit and needed a balance patch
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>Something about wonky hitboxes on the second boss
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>”Mods! Ban anyone that posts a zebra emote!”
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>Looking at chat you realize that if you actually do that Sunset won't have much of an audience left
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>So you just ban the last one to post one
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>It's probably a burner account anyway
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>That seems to do it as the zebra spam is quickly replaced by a flood of “Free my nigga Badseed! He din do nuffin!”
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>And a $200 superchat saying “knee grows tongue my Angus”
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>As trite and played out as all of her trolls
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>Sunset chooses this moment to scream loud enough for you to hear it from the other room
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>You poke your head out to watch in real time as Sunset chucks the controller at the wall hard enough to split it in half
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>And like the good boyfriend you, are you already have a new one ready to go
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>Sunset gives you the first genuine smile she's had since the stream started and kisses your cheek
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>”Thanks babe, I don't know what I’d do without you!”
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>You chuckle and kiss her forehead
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“Just glad to be helpful Sunny-bunny.”
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>The chat explodes with people calling Sunset “Sunny-bunny”.
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>With a cheeky grin to the camera set-up you mouth along to Sunset as she says
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>”Mods! Ban anyone that calls me ‘Sunny-bunny’!”
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“Aye-aye, mon capitaine!”
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