Anon rolls a new one


                                            (Just a hodge podge of ideas from various suicide Anon greentexts)


                                            >Be Twilight Sparkle

                                            >Regular o'l Librarian of the Golden Oaks Library

                                            >And now the first pony to make contact with an otherworldly creature!

                                            >"Hello! My name is-"

                                            "Get away from me!"

                                            >The words of the alien colt stunned you a bit

                                            >The lanky creature suddenly backed away before tripping at a stack of books

                                            >"Woah easy there. I'm not going to hurt you."

                                            >You gently remove the books on top of him

                                            "Yeah right..."

                                            >His whispered words hurt you a bit

                                            >And judging by his demeanor, he seemed to be fear you

                                            >You were confused, what happened to this colt

                                            >And who hurt him?

                                            "What happened to your crown? Did you lose it?

                                            >That snapped you out of your thoughts and notice the ape-like colt stared at your head and body, as if you were missing something

                                            >"Crown? That's silly! Only rulers get to wear crowns, like my teacher Celestia!"

                                            >Now he seemed genuinely confused as you are

                                            >"L-Look let's start over. Hi, my name is Twilight Sparkle. What's your name?"

                                            >He looked down a bit, as if mulling it over before responding

                                            "Anon. Just Anon."


                                            >"Woooaaah!"

                                            >Spike was practically jumping at the spot at seeing this strange creature, called a human, in front of him

                                            >Said human was squirming from his chair and was eager to run away

                                            >"Spike! Stop scaring him!"

                                            >The small dragon flinched before stepping back at behest of Twilight's scolding

                                            >"Sorry."

                                            "I-It's alright."

                                            >Anon relaxed a bit as Twilight brought a tray of drinks and snacks

                                            >"Here Anon. I brought us some food. Hayburgers and Cola. My favorite!"

                                            >"Aren't you supposed to lay off on that stuff Twilight?"

                                            >The purple unicorn shot her assistant with a glare, making him take a seat at the table quickly

                                            >The human eyed the food before looking down

                                            "No thanks... I don't exactly eat hay."

                                            >Twilight and Spike were surprised at this and the latter asked

                                            >"Fh sho wht do you ert?" Spike says as he drank from the straw of the cola drink.

                                            >Anon looked down, as if downtrodden at the question.

                                            >Twilight panicked at the thought of making the alien colt sad

                                            >"T-That's ok. You don't need to eat. I understand. Dieting and all that."

                                            >Twilight nearly smacked herself with her hoof for mentioning his weight

                                            >Anon just nodded his head before taking his cup of soda to drink

                                            >Who knew dealing with a new species is hard?

                                            >Twilight needed some time to think

                                            >"Hey Anon? Is it alright if I leave you here in the library? You can read some books- wait can you read?"

                                            "I can"

                                            >The human stated it as a matter of fact

                                            >"Perfect! Spike come with me, I need to write a letter to Celestia."

                                            >The mare and the dragon got off from their seats, leaving Anon alone

                                            >For now

                                            >"Heeeyyy Twiliiiight!"

                                            >A line of rainbow breaks into the nearby window, scattering some of the pages of books and utensils

                                            >The blue blur finally stops in the air, revealing herself to be Rainbow Dash

                                            >"Oh yeah! Points for style. Nobody can stop the- Woah!"

                                            >The pegasus stops to look at some sort of lankey ape staring up at her.

                                            >"What the heck are you? Twilight's new doodad or something?"

                                            >She reached out with her hoof, which was a bad idea

                                            >As this caused Anon to scream bloody murder.


                                            >Twilight busted down the door as soon as she heard the scream and saw Rainbow Dash panicking and Anon screaming.

                                            >"Rainbow Dash what did you do?!"

                                            >"I didn't do anything! The thing just started screaming!"

                                            >The pegasus was pointing at the alien who was was scrambling and backing against a corner.

                                            >Twilight sighed

                                            >"Dash that 'thing' has a name and it's Anon. Spike, can you help calm him down?"

                                            >The Element of Magic hoped that the alien colt needed a male's touch for this precarious situation

                                            >"Woah that things a colt? Does he have a- Hey! Let go of me Twilight! What are you-?

                                            >The unicorn dragged the pegasus away as Spike rubbed his claw on Anon's back

                                            >"Hey it's ok. It's ok."


                                            >After some time, Twilight explained the current situation with Rainbow Dash

                                            >"So... he's scared of us?"

                                            >"I think so Dash"

                                            >The Element of Loyalty crossed her forelegs

                                            >"I mean that's kind of stupid, he's mean, tall, and probably could hold us down. Wait- that actually kinda hot-"

                                            >"Dash. Focus. First off, he's not mean. He's tall sure, enough to set some fantasies of mine, but he's not dangerous."

                                            >Twilight cleared her throat

                                            >"Dash, can you at least explain what happened and why Anon screamed."

                                            >Rainbow Dash huffed, blowing her hair a bit

                                            >"I mean, I kinda just busted down your window to borrow some Daring Doo books-"

                                            >"Unnecessary but continue"

                                            >"-Then me and Anon looked each other in the eye. I was about to touch him out of curiosity and he started screaming, started to run away like a cornered animal."

                                            >Twilight rubbed her temples.

                                            >"That is what I was afraid of. Something happened to this colt that traumatized him I that he freaks out whenever someone gets close. Me, Spike and You for example."

                                            >"Maybe he hates being touched by you?"

                                            >The purple mare shot her a look

                                            >"Sorry."

                                            >Twilight sighed and continued to her write her letter to Celestia

                                            >"Well in the meantime, I can trust Spike to keep Anon cal-."

                                            >"Because both of them are male?"

                                            >Again, Twilight shot Rainbow Dash a look

                                            >"That's a part of it. But also Spike has helped me during school to calm down when I'm panicking. I'm sure he can handle Anon."


                                            >Meanwhile, Spike pulled away from Anon as the latter finally took a seat to breath

                                            "T-Thank you."

                                            >"No problem dude. Us guys gotta stick together y'know?"

                                            >The human looked at the dragon weirdly for a bit before he leaned on the table tired.

                                            >"You uh, need anything."

                                            "I'm good. Just tired after everything."

                                            >Spike took a seat next to him, shooting him a reassuring smile

                                            >"Well if you need someone to talk to, I'm your dragon."

                                            >Anon for the first time smiled a little

                                            "Good to know. Hard to believe you were scared of me the first time."

                                            >"The first time? Why should I be scared of you?"

                                            >Spike couldn't recall a time when he got scared around Anon in the short time the alien got here

                                            >His question made Anon freeze though, as if he said something he shouldn't have.

                                            "R-Right. Forget I said anything."

                                            >The two boys sat in silence for a bit, trying to air out the awkward atmosphere

                                            >Anon reached out to pick one of the fallen hayburgers for a bit, only to spit out

                                            "Hurp... Bad idea."


                                            >"Spike! We're back! I need you to send a letter for me."

                                            >Twilight and Rainbow Dash returned main library

                                            >The dragon hopped off from his seat and went towards Twilight

                                            >Rainbow Dash meanwhile approach the human cautiously, giving him a wry smile

                                            >"Hey there big guy..."

                                            >Anon gave her one look and was already to bolt but Rainbow Dash raised both of her forelegs in a panic

                                            >"Woah woah! Easy there. I'm not gonna hurt you."

                                            >The human murmured something as his eyes darkened towards the pegasus in fear and resentment

                                            >The latter part was quite new.

                                            >"L-Look. I heard from Twilight about you're uh, problem with contact."

                                            >Rainbow Dash decided to take it easy and sit on her haunches a few meters away from Anon from where he was sitting

                                            >"You don't have a reason to trust me big guy, but I'm gonna give you one. My name is-"

                                            "Rainbow Dash, I know. I've heard it from Twilight."

                                            >The human said as a matter of fact

                                            >"That's good! Right. So, how about we do something fun together. That'll cheer you up."

                                            >Something what the pegasus said made the alien snap

                                            >'Yeah that's what you get you ape!'

                                            >Anon immediately stood up, making the chair creak and catching Rainbow Dash off guard.

                                            "I... don't want to anything fun, especially from someone like you."

                                            >Anon marched off just as Twilight and Spike finished sending the letter.

                                            >The unicorn heard the commotion and trotted towards her friend who's ears drooped down

                                            >"Hey Dash? What happened?"

                                            >the multi-colored pegasus sighed, and turned towards her frustrated and confused

                                            >"I don't know Twilight."

                                            >The librarian mare looked towards where Anon left, questions piling up the more she learns about the colt


                                            >Twilight knew they needed an expert in the field when it comes to mysterious creatures

                                            >So she and Rainbow Dash decide to head to a cottage outside of Ponyville

                                            >Home of the Element of Kindness, Fluttershy

                                            >"Yo, Flutters you home?"

                                            >RD banged on the door which caused a commotion inside

                                            >"J-Just a minute."

                                            >After a series of chickens screaming, trampling furniture, and a bear growl, the door opens to a butter-colored pegasus with a pink mane

                                            >"Oh! Rainbow and Twilight. W-What brings you two here?"

                                            >The mare peaked through her bangs

                                            >Twilight stepped forward

                                            >"Fluttershy, we need your help with something. You know a lot about handling critters and large creatures right? 'Specially on body language?

                                            >The shy pegasus slowly came of the cabin intrigued

                                            >"Y-Yes. I do try to take notes of all of my animal companions and their habits. I even note if Mr. Bear is upset when it comes to his diet."

                                            >Rainbow Dash pushed Twilight away excited

                                            >"So you know how to handle aliens right?"

                                            >"Eep!"

                                            >Fluttershy backed up a bit from the sudden question.

                                            >"Dash!"

                                            >"Sorry, it's just I'm getting antsy since I reaaally want to hang out with an alien like Anon. I mean c'mon who wouldn't prance at the chance?"

                                            >Fluttershy raised her brow.

                                            >"Aliens? Anon?"

                                            >Twilight shook her head.

                                            >"Let me explain."

                                            >After briefing Fluttershy of their situation, the yellow pegasus nodded her head

                                            >"It seems Anon is suffering from some sort of bad experience with other folk. Maybe he met some bad ponies in the past that caused him to be defensive."

                                            >The unicorn put a hoof on her chin.

                                            >"But that doesn't make sense, I and Spike where the first to meet him when I brought him here to Equestria."

                                            >The two pegasi looked at Twilight confused.

                                            >"I-I was messing with some spells ok?! I didn't think I'd bring in an alien colt to my world."

                                            >She blushed and looked away.

                                            >"Come to think of it, Anon does tend to glare at Rainbow Dash a lot."

                                            >The multi-colored mare grumbled at that

                                            >"What did I do?! I'm not a creep so I don't know why he would hate me."

                                            >"To be fair Rainbow, lots of stallions in Ponyville dislike you."

                                            >Fluttershy pointed out innocently which got her a glare from Rainbow Dash.

                                            >The shy pegasus squeaked and hid behind her wings

                                            >"...What if Anon knew Dash before all of this?"

                                            >Twilight pondered aloud


                                            >"C'mon dude! You can't just sit here cooped up!"

                                            >Anon was holding on to a table as Spike tried to pull him away to go outside

                                            "I'm not going out there!"

                                            >"Look, I can assure you Ponyville is quite safe. I mean, apart from the swoopings every once in a while."

                                            "Swoopings?!"

                                            >The human gripped on the table tightly

                                            >Spike decided to give up. He was never gonna overpower someone as big as Anon that's for sure

                                            >"Fine, but can you at least tell me why you don't want to go outside?"

                                            "I... just can't deal with ponies yet. Let alone crowds of them."

                                            >Anon sat on a chair and wrapped his arms around his knees

                                            >"...Can I ask why you hate ponies?"

                                            >Spike asked while twiddling his claws


                                            >Anon turned to Spike with a conflicted look

                                            "I don't exactly hate them per say but..."

                                            >He pursed his lips as Spike scooted closer

                                            >The human sighed

                                            "Look this whole thing is a bit complicated that a kid like you wouldn't understand."

                                            >Spike snorted

                                            >"Pfft try me. I've been Twilight's assistant for months and I've sorted through complicated stuff like all the books in this library."

                                            "That's not what I-"

                                            >Anon shook his head

                                            "You know what, I think I really do need to get outside. Preferably away from this place."

                                            >Spike now looked excited

                                            >"Aw yeah! I knew you'd see things my way Anon. C'mon I know a cool place where we can-"

                                            >The alien shook his head and walked away as the little drake followed him, telling all sorts of fun stuff they could do.


                                            >"-And then we could visit Rarity. She's probably the most prettiest, mareliest mare I've ever met. I mean, if I grow up one day I'll probably ask her out."

                                            >As Spike finished his story, he noticed he and Anon are at the edge of Everfree Forest.

                                            >"Uh, Anon? What are we doing here?"

                                            >Anon looked forward, not turning to the dragon before speaking.

                                            "Spike, you're... a good kid. But I think you should go."

                                            >The purple drake looked at his companion with concern

                                            >"But this place is dangerous! We should go back before Twilight returns. I mean she'll sort this out right?"

                                            >Spike tried to pull Anon away from the dangerous forest but he didn't budge

                                            >Anon let out a shuddered breath

                                            "Just go away. I don't want you to see something you'd regret."

                                            >Now Spike was determined to pull Anon away.

                                            >He tried to push him with both of his claws, digging his feet on to the ground but the human looked at the dragon with pity and mirth

                                            >Anon kneeled down and put his hand on Spike's head

                                            "Why are you doing this?"

                                            >"Me?! Why are YOU trying to go to Everfree Forest! Are you trying to get yourself..."

                                            >His words died down as he seemed to piece something together.

                                            >Anon realized what Spike was about to say and he stopped the young kid.

                                            "N-No! No."

                                            >He grimaced

                                            "Spike, I'm sorry. God, I shouldn't come here for fucks sake..."

                                            >His last few words choked up on his throat

                                            >Anon stood up and let out a wry smile, trying to elevate the situation.

                                            >But this just made the dragon cry and wrapped his arms around Anon's neck

                                            >Anon froze up a bit before returning the hug.

                                            >Tears threatened to come out of his eyes but he tried to hold strong.

                                            >The two maintained their hug for a bit before Spike pulled away, stricken with tears

                                            >"A-Are you gonna be alright?"

                                            >Anon rubbed his mouth as he hissed

                                            "Maybe, maybe not."

                                            >However, something rustled in the bushes near them

                                            >The two turned towards the source of disturbance with caution

                                            >Tension begin to arise when they see a silhouette approach them

                                            >Revealing to be a Zebra, who is just as shocked at their presence.

                                            >"Oh! Pardon the intrusion, but I thought myself to be in nature's seclusion


                                            >Anon wasn't sure to make of this stranger in front of him.

                                            >The zebra wasn't someone he was familiar with.

                                            >Let alone he met in the past

                                            "Sorry if we're intruding on your private property."

                                            >Spike suddenly had an idea and tugged on Anon's pants

                                            >"Don't worry Anon, Zecora is cool."

                                            >The little drake thought if Anon isn't comfortable with ponies, then the next best thing would work

                                            >Zecora chuckled as she eyed the strange creature

                                            >"It is quite alright. Though in a manner of my curiosity, may I ask your identity?

                                            >The human took a deep breath

                                            >"Well my name is Anon and I'm what you call a human."

                                            >He scanned Zecora up and down, scrutinizing if she has any bad intentions

                                            >Zecora seemed to notice this, noting how this male seemed to be paranoid at something

                                            >"Do not fret Anon, for in these woods I am a healer. Though in my eyes your stature alone is much scarier."

                                            >Zecora said that last part in a jest but that seemed to put Anon in a bad mood

                                            >Spike got in between the two as he shot Zecora a look saying 'He's kind of sensitive about his appearance'

                                            >The hermit nodded her head, and gave an apologetic look at Anon

                                            >"Sincerest apologies then." she said curtly

                                            >Anon scratched the back of his head and turned to the direction of Ponyville

                                            "I-It's alright. I've been called worse."

                                            >The three stood there not knowing what to do until Zecora spoke up

                                            >"If you seek a way to lighten the air, perhaps you and Spike would visit my lair?"

                                            >Spike jumped up, excited

                                            >"Would I?! C'mon Anon, you've got to see Zecora's hut. It's filled with really cool stuff!"

                                            >The human chuckled as Spike tried to drag him off to follow Zecora

                                            >At the very least, this was something new he had yet to experience


                                            >"Spiiike! We're home!"

                                            >Twilight called out in her library as she looked around.

                                            >Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash followed her into the room as the latter flew up to scan each and every room

                                            >Twilight was confused and wondered where the two could've been

                                            >"Dash? You see them?"

                                            >The pegasus returned and shook her head.

                                            >"They are not in the other rooms."

                                            >Now the unicorn was worried

                                            >"S-Should we go look for them?"

                                            >"Probably, Anon wouldn't try to go outside since he seemed scared. Spike wouldn't be able to coax him to walk out."

                                            >Dash snorted

                                            >"We're talking about two colts here, well dragon and alien. Who knows how their mind works."

                                            >Twilight rolled her eyes.

                                            >Still, the idea Anon knew Dash before, and perhaps all of them was starting to make her worry.

                                            >"Alright here's the plan. Dash, why don't you round up the others while me and Fluttershy look for clues."

                                            >Rainbow Dash landed on the ground annoyed

                                            >"Aw c'mon why don't I be in the search party? I can cover more ground with how fast I am."

                                            >"Because you might scare Anon judging by his behavior I heard"

                                            >The cyan pony huffed at Fluttershy's comment

                                            >"No fair you girls get to hunt an alien..."


                                            >Fluttershy and Twilight headed off to ask the locals if they've seen Spike alongside Anon.

                                            >Rainbow Dash decided to head to the nearest friend she could find

                                            >"And that would be me, Pinkie Pie!"

                                            >"Gah!"

                                            >Dash held her tuft from the sudden appearance of the pink mare

                                            >"Don't sneak up on me like that!"

                                            >"Well how would you want me to sneak up on you like that?"

                                            >Dash felt a hoof on her shoulder and turned around screaming.

                                            >"Like this?"

                                            >"Knock it off!"

                                            >The original Pinkie walked away as the pegasus addressed the second

                                            >"Look we have a situation regarding a very antsy and jumpy alien colt getting lost."

                                            >The earth mare gasped and shook her friend

                                            >"You mean that Anon fellow you three kept talking about as I hid somewhere to surprise you three?!"

                                            >Dash shook her dizziness away.

                                            >"Y-Yep urp that. We're also gonna have to get Rarity and Applejack here as well."

                                            >"Okie dokie! Gonna bring Rarity here so we can start the hunt!"

                                            >A Pinkie shaped dust-cloud was in her place as the energetic mare left the library

                                            >With that settled Dash flew off from the window to get a certain farm mare


                                            >"Applejack! You home?"

                                            >the multi-colored mare hovered above the orchard looking for a certain orange mare when she heard grunting and tree rustling

                                            >She landed nearby and spotted Applejack with a wheelbarrow full of Apples

                                            >With a solid buck of her hooves against the tree trunk, the stetson-wearing mare knocked off a bunch of apples and landed on the stacks of apples.

                                            >"Hey Applejack. You busy?"

                                            >The mare in question grunted and did another buck, sweat pouring out of her hat

                                            >"What does it look like sugarcube? Currently on my shift today."

                                            >Rainbow Dash eyed all the apples that have yet to be harvested

                                            >"Well we kinda got a situation. Twilight's... friend got lost we're bringing all the girls in to find him"

                                            >Applejack didn't notice the offhanded comment and continued bucking

                                            >"Colts get lost in the forest and in town all the time."

                                            >The farm mare turned to the jock pegasus with a frown

                                            >"Ya be a gentlemare and help them fellers up, and then suddenly they accuse ya of rubbing yer tuft in their face."

                                            >Rainbow Dash shook her head

                                            >"Nu uh, this is a different type of colt. Tall, jumpy, kind of hates me."

                                            >"Be specific Dash, lots of colt hate you for being a creep."

                                            >"Why does everypony here keep calling me a creep?!"

                                            >The pegasus looked around frustrated

                                            >"Look, Anon's not exactly a colt. He's an alien Twilight brought here and now he's missing."

                                            >Applejack looked at Rainbow Dash with a raised brow

                                            >"Now yer losin' me sugarcube."

                                            >The pegasus sighed

                                            >"Just, help us out on this one. Twilight won't hear the end of it if we flake on her."

                                            >Applejack looked at the stacks of apples she has to carry and turned towards her friend

                                            >She sighed

                                            >"Alright then, might hurt ma conscience if a colt got hurt because of mah negligence."