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(Just a hodge podge of ideas from various suicide Anon greentexts)
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>Be Twilight Sparkle
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>Regular o'l Librarian of the Golden Oaks Library
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>And now the first pony to make contact with an otherworldly creature!
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>"Hello! My name is-"
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"Get away from me!"
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>The words of the alien colt stunned you a bit
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>The lanky creature suddenly backed away before tripping at a stack of books
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>"Woah easy there. I'm not going to hurt you."
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>You gently remove the books on top of him
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"Yeah right..."
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>His whispered words hurt you a bit
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>And judging by his demeanor, he seemed to be fear you
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>You were confused, what happened to this colt
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>And who hurt him?
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"What happened to your crown? Did you lose it?
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>That snapped you out of your thoughts and notice the ape-like colt stared at your head and body, as if you were missing something
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>"Crown? That's silly! Only rulers get to wear crowns, like my teacher Celestia!"
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>Now he seemed genuinely confused as you are
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>"L-Look let's start over. Hi, my name is Twilight Sparkle. What's your name?"
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>He looked down a bit, as if mulling it over before responding
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"Anon. Just Anon."
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>"Woooaaah!"
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>Spike was practically jumping at the spot at seeing this strange creature, called a human, in front of him
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>Said human was squirming from his chair and was eager to run away
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>"Spike! Stop scaring him!"
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>The small dragon flinched before stepping back at behest of Twilight's scolding
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>"Sorry."
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"I-It's alright."
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>Anon relaxed a bit as Twilight brought a tray of drinks and snacks
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>"Here Anon. I brought us some food. Hayburgers and Cola. My favorite!"
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>"Aren't you supposed to lay off on that stuff Twilight?"
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>The purple unicorn shot her assistant with a glare, making him take a seat at the table quickly
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>The human eyed the food before looking down
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"No thanks... I don't exactly eat hay."
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>Twilight and Spike were surprised at this and the latter asked
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>"Fh sho wht do you ert?" Spike says as he drank from the straw of the cola drink.
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>Anon looked down, as if downtrodden at the question.
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>Twilight panicked at the thought of making the alien colt sad
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>"T-That's ok. You don't need to eat. I understand. Dieting and all that."
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>Twilight nearly smacked herself with her hoof for mentioning his weight
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>Anon just nodded his head before taking his cup of soda to drink
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>Who knew dealing with a new species is hard?
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>Twilight needed some time to think
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>"Hey Anon? Is it alright if I leave you here in the library? You can read some books- wait can you read?"
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"I can"
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>The human stated it as a matter of fact
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>"Perfect! Spike come with me, I need to write a letter to Celestia."
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>The mare and the dragon got off from their seats, leaving Anon alone
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>For now
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>"Heeeyyy Twiliiiight!"
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>A line of rainbow breaks into the nearby window, scattering some of the pages of books and utensils
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>The blue blur finally stops in the air, revealing herself to be Rainbow Dash
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>"Oh yeah! Points for style. Nobody can stop the- Woah!"
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>The pegasus stops to look at some sort of lankey ape staring up at her.
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>"What the heck are you? Twilight's new doodad or something?"
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>She reached out with her hoof, which was a bad idea
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>As this caused Anon to scream bloody murder.
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>Twilight busted down the door as soon as she heard the scream and saw Rainbow Dash panicking and Anon screaming.
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>"Rainbow Dash what did you do?!"
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>"I didn't do anything! The thing just started screaming!"
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>The pegasus was pointing at the alien who was was scrambling and backing against a corner.
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>Twilight sighed
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>"Dash that 'thing' has a name and it's Anon. Spike, can you help calm him down?"
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>The Element of Magic hoped that the alien colt needed a male's touch for this precarious situation
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>"Woah that things a colt? Does he have a- Hey! Let go of me Twilight! What are you-?
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>The unicorn dragged the pegasus away as Spike rubbed his claw on Anon's back
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>"Hey it's ok. It's ok."
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>After some time, Twilight explained the current situation with Rainbow Dash
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>"So... he's scared of us?"
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>"I think so Dash"
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>The Element of Loyalty crossed her forelegs
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>"I mean that's kind of stupid, he's mean, tall, and probably could hold us down. Wait- that actually kinda hot-"
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>"Dash. Focus. First off, he's not mean. He's tall sure, enough to set some fantasies of mine, but he's not dangerous."
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>Twilight cleared her throat
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>"Dash, can you at least explain what happened and why Anon screamed."
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>Rainbow Dash huffed, blowing her hair a bit
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>"I mean, I kinda just busted down your window to borrow some Daring Doo books-"
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>"Unnecessary but continue"
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>"-Then me and Anon looked each other in the eye. I was about to touch him out of curiosity and he started screaming, started to run away like a cornered animal."
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>Twilight rubbed her temples.
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>"That is what I was afraid of. Something happened to this colt that traumatized him I that he freaks out whenever someone gets close. Me, Spike and You for example."
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>"Maybe he hates being touched by you?"
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>The purple mare shot her a look
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>"Sorry."
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>Twilight sighed and continued to her write her letter to Celestia
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>"Well in the meantime, I can trust Spike to keep Anon cal-."
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>"Because both of them are male?"
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>Again, Twilight shot Rainbow Dash a look
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>"That's a part of it. But also Spike has helped me during school to calm down when I'm panicking. I'm sure he can handle Anon."
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>Meanwhile, Spike pulled away from Anon as the latter finally took a seat to breath
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"T-Thank you."
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>"No problem dude. Us guys gotta stick together y'know?"
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>The human looked at the dragon weirdly for a bit before he leaned on the table tired.
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>"You uh, need anything."
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"I'm good. Just tired after everything."
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>Spike took a seat next to him, shooting him a reassuring smile
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>"Well if you need someone to talk to, I'm your dragon."
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>Anon for the first time smiled a little
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"Good to know. Hard to believe you were scared of me the first time."
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>"The first time? Why should I be scared of you?"
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>Spike couldn't recall a time when he got scared around Anon in the short time the alien got here
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>His question made Anon freeze though, as if he said something he shouldn't have.
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"R-Right. Forget I said anything."
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>The two boys sat in silence for a bit, trying to air out the awkward atmosphere
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>Anon reached out to pick one of the fallen hayburgers for a bit, only to spit out
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"Hurp... Bad idea."
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>"Spike! We're back! I need you to send a letter for me."
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>Twilight and Rainbow Dash returned main library
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>The dragon hopped off from his seat and went towards Twilight
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>Rainbow Dash meanwhile approach the human cautiously, giving him a wry smile
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>"Hey there big guy..."
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>Anon gave her one look and was already to bolt but Rainbow Dash raised both of her forelegs in a panic
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>"Woah woah! Easy there. I'm not gonna hurt you."
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>The human murmured something as his eyes darkened towards the pegasus in fear and resentment
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>The latter part was quite new.
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>"L-Look. I heard from Twilight about you're uh, problem with contact."
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>Rainbow Dash decided to take it easy and sit on her haunches a few meters away from Anon from where he was sitting
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>"You don't have a reason to trust me big guy, but I'm gonna give you one. My name is-"
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"Rainbow Dash, I know. I've heard it from Twilight."
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>The human said as a matter of fact
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>"That's good! Right. So, how about we do something fun together. That'll cheer you up."
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>Something what the pegasus said made the alien snap
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>'Yeah that's what you get you ape!'
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>Anon immediately stood up, making the chair creak and catching Rainbow Dash off guard.
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"I... don't want to anything fun, especially from someone like you."
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>Anon marched off just as Twilight and Spike finished sending the letter.
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>The unicorn heard the commotion and trotted towards her friend who's ears drooped down
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>"Hey Dash? What happened?"
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>the multi-colored pegasus sighed, and turned towards her frustrated and confused
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>"I don't know Twilight."
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>The librarian mare looked towards where Anon left, questions piling up the more she learns about the colt
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>Twilight knew they needed an expert in the field when it comes to mysterious creatures
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>So she and Rainbow Dash decide to head to a cottage outside of Ponyville
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>Home of the Element of Kindness, Fluttershy
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>"Yo, Flutters you home?"
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>RD banged on the door which caused a commotion inside
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>"J-Just a minute."
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>After a series of chickens screaming, trampling furniture, and a bear growl, the door opens to a butter-colored pegasus with a pink mane
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>"Oh! Rainbow and Twilight. W-What brings you two here?"
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>The mare peaked through her bangs
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>Twilight stepped forward
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>"Fluttershy, we need your help with something. You know a lot about handling critters and large creatures right? 'Specially on body language?
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>The shy pegasus slowly came of the cabin intrigued
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>"Y-Yes. I do try to take notes of all of my animal companions and their habits. I even note if Mr. Bear is upset when it comes to his diet."
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>Rainbow Dash pushed Twilight away excited
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>"So you know how to handle aliens right?"
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>"Eep!"
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>Fluttershy backed up a bit from the sudden question.
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>"Dash!"
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>"Sorry, it's just I'm getting antsy since I reaaally want to hang out with an alien like Anon. I mean c'mon who wouldn't prance at the chance?"
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>Fluttershy raised her brow.
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>"Aliens? Anon?"
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>Twilight shook her head.
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>"Let me explain."
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>After briefing Fluttershy of their situation, the yellow pegasus nodded her head
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>"It seems Anon is suffering from some sort of bad experience with other folk. Maybe he met some bad ponies in the past that caused him to be defensive."
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>The unicorn put a hoof on her chin.
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>"But that doesn't make sense, I and Spike where the first to meet him when I brought him here to Equestria."
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>The two pegasi looked at Twilight confused.
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>"I-I was messing with some spells ok?! I didn't think I'd bring in an alien colt to my world."
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>She blushed and looked away.
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>"Come to think of it, Anon does tend to glare at Rainbow Dash a lot."
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>The multi-colored mare grumbled at that
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>"What did I do?! I'm not a creep so I don't know why he would hate me."
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>"To be fair Rainbow, lots of stallions in Ponyville dislike you."
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>Fluttershy pointed out innocently which got her a glare from Rainbow Dash.
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>The shy pegasus squeaked and hid behind her wings
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>"...What if Anon knew Dash before all of this?"
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>Twilight pondered aloud
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>"C'mon dude! You can't just sit here cooped up!"
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>Anon was holding on to a table as Spike tried to pull him away to go outside
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"I'm not going out there!"
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>"Look, I can assure you Ponyville is quite safe. I mean, apart from the swoopings every once in a while."
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"Swoopings?!"
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>The human gripped on the table tightly
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>Spike decided to give up. He was never gonna overpower someone as big as Anon that's for sure
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>"Fine, but can you at least tell me why you don't want to go outside?"
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"I... just can't deal with ponies yet. Let alone crowds of them."
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>Anon sat on a chair and wrapped his arms around his knees
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>"...Can I ask why you hate ponies?"
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>Spike asked while twiddling his claws
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>Anon turned to Spike with a conflicted look
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"I don't exactly hate them per say but..."
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>He pursed his lips as Spike scooted closer
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>The human sighed
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"Look this whole thing is a bit complicated that a kid like you wouldn't understand."
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>Spike snorted
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>"Pfft try me. I've been Twilight's assistant for months and I've sorted through complicated stuff like all the books in this library."
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"That's not what I-"
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>Anon shook his head
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"You know what, I think I really do need to get outside. Preferably away from this place."
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>Spike now looked excited
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>"Aw yeah! I knew you'd see things my way Anon. C'mon I know a cool place where we can-"
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>The alien shook his head and walked away as the little drake followed him, telling all sorts of fun stuff they could do.
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>"-And then we could visit Rarity. She's probably the most prettiest, mareliest mare I've ever met. I mean, if I grow up one day I'll probably ask her out."
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>As Spike finished his story, he noticed he and Anon are at the edge of Everfree Forest.
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>"Uh, Anon? What are we doing here?"
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>Anon looked forward, not turning to the dragon before speaking.
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"Spike, you're... a good kid. But I think you should go."
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>The purple drake looked at his companion with concern
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>"But this place is dangerous! We should go back before Twilight returns. I mean she'll sort this out right?"
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>Spike tried to pull Anon away from the dangerous forest but he didn't budge
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>Anon let out a shuddered breath
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"Just go away. I don't want you to see something you'd regret."
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>Now Spike was determined to pull Anon away.
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>He tried to push him with both of his claws, digging his feet on to the ground but the human looked at the dragon with pity and mirth
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>Anon kneeled down and put his hand on Spike's head
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"Why are you doing this?"
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>"Me?! Why are YOU trying to go to Everfree Forest! Are you trying to get yourself..."
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>His words died down as he seemed to piece something together.
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>Anon realized what Spike was about to say and he stopped the young kid.
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"N-No! No."
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>He grimaced
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"Spike, I'm sorry. God, I shouldn't come here for fucks sake..."
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>His last few words choked up on his throat
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>Anon stood up and let out a wry smile, trying to elevate the situation.
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>But this just made the dragon cry and wrapped his arms around Anon's neck
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>Anon froze up a bit before returning the hug.
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>Tears threatened to come out of his eyes but he tried to hold strong.
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>The two maintained their hug for a bit before Spike pulled away, stricken with tears
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>"A-Are you gonna be alright?"
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>Anon rubbed his mouth as he hissed
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"Maybe, maybe not."
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>However, something rustled in the bushes near them
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>The two turned towards the source of disturbance with caution
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>Tension begin to arise when they see a silhouette approach them
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>Revealing to be a Zebra, who is just as shocked at their presence.
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>"Oh! Pardon the intrusion, but I thought myself to be in nature's seclusion
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>Anon wasn't sure to make of this stranger in front of him.
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>The zebra wasn't someone he was familiar with.
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>Let alone he met in the past
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"Sorry if we're intruding on your private property."
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>Spike suddenly had an idea and tugged on Anon's pants
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>"Don't worry Anon, Zecora is cool."
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>The little drake thought if Anon isn't comfortable with ponies, then the next best thing would work
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>Zecora chuckled as she eyed the strange creature
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>"It is quite alright. Though in a manner of my curiosity, may I ask your identity?
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>The human took a deep breath
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>"Well my name is Anon and I'm what you call a human."
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>He scanned Zecora up and down, scrutinizing if she has any bad intentions
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>Zecora seemed to notice this, noting how this male seemed to be paranoid at something
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>"Do not fret Anon, for in these woods I am a healer. Though in my eyes your stature alone is much scarier."
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>Zecora said that last part in a jest but that seemed to put Anon in a bad mood
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>Spike got in between the two as he shot Zecora a look saying 'He's kind of sensitive about his appearance'
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>The hermit nodded her head, and gave an apologetic look at Anon
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>"Sincerest apologies then." she said curtly
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>Anon scratched the back of his head and turned to the direction of Ponyville
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"I-It's alright. I've been called worse."
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>The three stood there not knowing what to do until Zecora spoke up
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>"If you seek a way to lighten the air, perhaps you and Spike would visit my lair?"
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>Spike jumped up, excited
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>"Would I?! C'mon Anon, you've got to see Zecora's hut. It's filled with really cool stuff!"
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>The human chuckled as Spike tried to drag him off to follow Zecora
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>At the very least, this was something new he had yet to experience
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>"Spiiike! We're home!"
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>Twilight called out in her library as she looked around.
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>Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash followed her into the room as the latter flew up to scan each and every room
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>Twilight was confused and wondered where the two could've been
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>"Dash? You see them?"
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>The pegasus returned and shook her head.
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>"They are not in the other rooms."
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>Now the unicorn was worried
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>"S-Should we go look for them?"
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>"Probably, Anon wouldn't try to go outside since he seemed scared. Spike wouldn't be able to coax him to walk out."
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>Dash snorted
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>"We're talking about two colts here, well dragon and alien. Who knows how their mind works."
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>Twilight rolled her eyes.
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>Still, the idea Anon knew Dash before, and perhaps all of them was starting to make her worry.
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>"Alright here's the plan. Dash, why don't you round up the others while me and Fluttershy look for clues."
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>Rainbow Dash landed on the ground annoyed
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>"Aw c'mon why don't I be in the search party? I can cover more ground with how fast I am."
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>"Because you might scare Anon judging by his behavior I heard"
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>The cyan pony huffed at Fluttershy's comment
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>"No fair you girls get to hunt an alien..."
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>Fluttershy and Twilight headed off to ask the locals if they've seen Spike alongside Anon.
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>Rainbow Dash decided to head to the nearest friend she could find
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>"And that would be me, Pinkie Pie!"
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>"Gah!"
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>Dash held her tuft from the sudden appearance of the pink mare
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>"Don't sneak up on me like that!"
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>"Well how would you want me to sneak up on you like that?"
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>Dash felt a hoof on her shoulder and turned around screaming.
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>"Like this?"
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>"Knock it off!"
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>The original Pinkie walked away as the pegasus addressed the second
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>"Look we have a situation regarding a very antsy and jumpy alien colt getting lost."
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>The earth mare gasped and shook her friend
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>"You mean that Anon fellow you three kept talking about as I hid somewhere to surprise you three?!"
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>Dash shook her dizziness away.
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>"Y-Yep urp that. We're also gonna have to get Rarity and Applejack here as well."
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>"Okie dokie! Gonna bring Rarity here so we can start the hunt!"
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>A Pinkie shaped dust-cloud was in her place as the energetic mare left the library
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>With that settled Dash flew off from the window to get a certain farm mare
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>"Applejack! You home?"
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>the multi-colored mare hovered above the orchard looking for a certain orange mare when she heard grunting and tree rustling
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>She landed nearby and spotted Applejack with a wheelbarrow full of Apples
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>With a solid buck of her hooves against the tree trunk, the stetson-wearing mare knocked off a bunch of apples and landed on the stacks of apples.
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>"Hey Applejack. You busy?"
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>The mare in question grunted and did another buck, sweat pouring out of her hat
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>"What does it look like sugarcube? Currently on my shift today."
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>Rainbow Dash eyed all the apples that have yet to be harvested
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>"Well we kinda got a situation. Twilight's... friend got lost we're bringing all the girls in to find him"
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>Applejack didn't notice the offhanded comment and continued bucking
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>"Colts get lost in the forest and in town all the time."
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>The farm mare turned to the jock pegasus with a frown
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>"Ya be a gentlemare and help them fellers up, and then suddenly they accuse ya of rubbing yer tuft in their face."
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>Rainbow Dash shook her head
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>"Nu uh, this is a different type of colt. Tall, jumpy, kind of hates me."
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>"Be specific Dash, lots of colt hate you for being a creep."
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>"Why does everypony here keep calling me a creep?!"
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>The pegasus looked around frustrated
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>"Look, Anon's not exactly a colt. He's an alien Twilight brought here and now he's missing."
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>Applejack looked at Rainbow Dash with a raised brow
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>"Now yer losin' me sugarcube."
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>The pegasus sighed
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>"Just, help us out on this one. Twilight won't hear the end of it if we flake on her."
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>Applejack looked at the stacks of apples she has to carry and turned towards her friend
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>She sighed
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>"Alright then, might hurt ma conscience if a colt got hurt because of mah negligence."
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