A Brilliant Research


                                            >CMC decided to see if Anon's balls are bigger than Big Mac's

                                            >Scootaloo and Applebloom argue whether or not their brotherly-figure is better

                                            >Sweetie Belle currently has several tissues stuck up to her bloody nostrils


                                            >"Hello and Good Morning!"

                                            >"My name is Sheer Brilliance"

                                            >The camera pans to a spectacled unicorn mare with a sky blue coat and orange mane

                                            >She fiddles with the camera before clearing her throat

                                            >"Erhm... My Name is Sheer Brilliance and today I'm going to present to you my thesis for Alien Sexual Anatomy"

                                            >"Now you might be asking 'Alien Sexual Anatomy? Isn't that a bit too far out there and a bit crude for your taste?'"

                                            >"Even I thought so to. But, I have recently discovered an opportunity of a life time!"

                                            >She turns to the side and brings up a newspaper with her magic to the front of the camera

                                            >"' 'Alien living in Ponyville', 'Hairless Ape welcomed to the land of Equestria by Princess Twilight Sparkle.' "

                                            >The paper floats down revealing her excited face

                                            >"This is my new chance of finding out how other species other than our own world repopulate!"

                                            >Brilliance fixes her glances and coughs

                                            >"B-But I can assure you this isn't some ploy to get into some alien pants. I have been an avid fan of aliens in my childhood."

                                            >"I looked up to Princess Luna's stars and thought of them as worlds farther than our own."

                                            >"Thinking of how other ponies, or even somethings even live."

                                            >She stares at the camera with a surefire look

                                            >"I picked sexual anatomy because it's a subject never been taken by other researchers."

                                            >"Usually it's just 'culture, eating habits, or any other boring topics of the like."

                                            >"But Sexual Anatomy? Ooh that's a spicy topic any pony would want to pick up."

                                            >"Plus, it could lead some insight on some of the rumors I've been hearing about the subject."

                                            >She looks to the left and right before whispering closely

                                            >"Apparently the mares on his world wear bras."

                                            >The unicorn steps back

                                            >"Right so... I've been packing up for the train for Ponyville."

                                            >"I got my notebook, crystal etcher, contracts in case I don't want to get sued, food, clothes, everything I need."

                                            >"Alright I think that's all that I need to say for my first log in my thesis."

                                            >"Next time, I'll be on Ponyville interviewing all the locals that know our subject."

                                            >"Hopefully it gives me on insight on how to approach the alien and hope fully get a hooves-on-"

                                            >She shakes her flustered head

                                            >"u-up close and personal interview with him."

                                            >"Anyway... This is Sheer Brilliance signing off."


                                            >The next video cuts to the camera under the face chin of Sheer Brilliance

                                            >"So uh... Here we are. Ponyville"

                                            >The camera turns towards the station with very few ponies coming and going

                                            >"Very rustic. Not that's a bad thing, just not what I'm used to."

                                            >"The next step would be looking for the hotel I'm staying for the next few days."

                                            >Sheer Brilliance stops for a second and looks around

                                            >"Maybe I should ask around..."

                                            >The camera mare trots towards a nearby tall red pony

                                            >"Excuse me ma'am?"

                                            >"Pardon?"

                                            >The video feed jumbles as the tall mare turns out to be a stallion

                                            >"Oh! Uh! Sorry Sir! I'm just looking for a hotel called 'Cozy Camper?"

                                            >The red stallion's brow furrows a bit before happily responding

                                            >"Sure! Just head thataway and turn at the second street corner and ya'll find yerself there in a jiffy."

                                            >Sheer Brilliance audibly sighs in relief

                                            >"This way right?"

                                            >"Eeyup"

                                            >"Cool! Thanks!"

                                            >"No problemo."

                                            >The stallion picks up a basket of apples and trots away

                                            >"Huh... At least the colts here are different."

                                            >The camera slowly but subtly starts zooming in on the stallion's behind-

                                            >"HEY!"

                                            >The camera turns to see a furious stetson wearing mare trotting towards Brilliance

                                            >"Ya'll think ya can ogle mah brother and git away with it!?"

                                            >"No! I-I mean! I was just asking for d-directions!"

                                            >"Oh ya'll need directions alright, for whats up and down when ahm thru with ya!"

                                            >"No no no WAIT-"

                                            >The video cuts again, now in a modest room with Sheer Brilliance peeking through the peep hole

                                            >The mare was breathing heavily before sliding down the door

                                            >"Okay. I think *sigh* I lost her."

                                            >Sheer Brilliance takes a deep breath before approaching the camera

                                            >"As- *audible swallow* -you can see. The first day of the research almost went horribly bad."

                                            >She takes another deep breath to calm herself

                                            >"But who's to say anatomy was easy amiright?"

                                            >The mare chuckles to herself

                                            >"Anyway. Tomorrow marks the first official day of research. I'll be interviewing folks here at Ponyville about the alien to get a feel for how to approach him"

                                            >"This is Sheer Brilliance signing off."

                                            >She reaches up for the camera to turn it off

                                            >But not before her heavy whispers reach the camera's mic

                                            >"Celestia's sun I need to lose weight..."


                                            >The camera turns on to the view of a busy street

                                            >"Hello... This is Sheer Brilliance with the first official day of research for 'Alien Sexual Anatomy.' "

                                            >"My first stop is the Carousel Botique, where the subject buys their clothing."

                                            >Sheer Brilliance turns the camera towards her face, excited

                                            >"Wish me luck."

                                            >She cleared her throat and attempted to knock on the door

                                            >Only for a little white filly to open it first

                                            >"Oh! Excuse me miss."

                                            >"No no! It's okay. I just uh... I'm just going to talk to the owner of the Carousel Botique?"

                                            >"You mean my sister? Sure I'll get her."

                                            >Sheer Brilliance waited for the filly to go back to the shop.

                                            >She waited for a moment about to ask if she was gonna get her sister until the filly started screaming

                                            >"BIG SIS YOU HAVE A CUSTOMER! ALSO I'M GOING TO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS!"

                                            >The cacophony of crashing and angry meowing emit from the inside

                                            >"J-Just a minute."

                                            >The filly, not caring about what happened inside, pranced away and left the boutique

                                            >The camera pans towards the open doorway

                                            >Sheer Brilliance sighs and enters the building

                                            >Rows of pony mannequins draped with various patterns of cloth are littered around the interior

                                            >A white mare with purple mane reveals herself from the cover brushing her mane

                                            >"Sometimes I wish Sweetie Belle would just learn about- Ah. Welcome to the Carousel Boutique!"

                                            >The seamstress noticed the small camera pointed at her

                                            >"Ah! You must be from the Frame Perfect Monthly for my long awaited interview?"

                                            >The colty mare posed with a sofa magically appearing behind her to catch her fall with a spotlight lighting the center

                                            >"Er... Not exactly. I'm Sheer Brilliance and I wanted to have an interview with you since you make clothes for a certain alien."

                                            >The mare stops her posing and the sofa and spotlight disappear

                                            >"Oh. Well if introductions are in order, allow me to introduce myself as Rarity. I'm also the only known tailor for the only human in Equestria!"

                                            >The sound of scribbling could be heard right near the mic

                                            >"Okay Rarity, I umm I apologize if this sudden actually. It looks like you're a bit busy with all this."

                                            >The camera pans towards the mess of a shop

                                            >"No no no. It's fine darling. Follow me to the dining room. I'll fix us up some tea and we can talk about Anonymous."

                                            >"An-non-ee-moous... So that's the subject's name."

                                            >Sheer Brilliance whispers to herself as she follows the mare now known as Rarity

                                            >The video cuts towards a table with Rarity positioned at the center

                                            >Her name and title flashes on the side

                                            >"So Ms. Rarity-"

                                            >"Just Rarity is fine please. It makes me feel like I'm older and we are in casual setting."

                                            >"Okay so Rarity, tell me how you met the subject Anonymous?"


                                            >Rarity hovered a tea cup to her lips for a sip before speaking

                                            >"Well darling, It was around 2:34 pm where I was taking inventory and preparing for the upcoming Fall Fashion Season when the door opened to my good friend Twilight."

                                            >"However, behind her was a creature unlike I've ever seen before."

                                            >Setting the tea aside, she continued

                                            >"It was a lanky minotaur, but with no horns or tail to begin with. He introduced himself as Anonymous."

                                            >"Though the first thing I noticed was the awful, soot-covered clothing he was wearing!"

                                            >The sound of scribbling notes could be heard

                                            >"He was covered in soot?"

                                            >Rarity suddenly leaned forward and slammed her hooves on to the table

                                            >"Yes! It was awful! No stallion will ever be caught dead with so much as a stain on their neckerchief!"

                                            >The unicorn huffed at the memory and continued, sitting upright again

                                            >"In any case, Twilight explained tome the situation. Apparently she was experimenting on dimensional travel with the mirror and accidentally summoned the poor thing."

                                            >"As the bearer of Generosity, I offered to sew clothes for dear Anonymous. But not before scolding Ms. Sparkle for dragging the colt's garments through the ringer."

                                            >More scribbling

                                            >"So what was it like sewing clothes for an extra terrestrial."

                                            >Rarity gave her an odd look but continued

                                            >"It was not that difficult in retrospect darling. All I needed was some references to Anonymous' measurements and some spare minotaur clothing."

                                            >"Uh huh. No problems whatsoever?"

                                            >The unicorn gave a smug grin

                                            >"Of course."

                                            >"But what about his er- anatomy down below?"

                                            >Rarity took a sip and answered without a beat

                                            >"Already taken care of. I took in to account his size with my keen eye and field tested the undergarments by yours truly."

                                            >There was a pang of silence after

                                            >"Alrighty then... Well uh thank you Ms. Rarity for the interview. It was... quite informative."

                                            >"None to worry darling! It was the least I could do."

                                            >With that, the video ends.

                                            >It cuts to the next scene of a colorful cake shop

                                            >"Mare, all this walking is making me hungry."


                                            >-Extra-

                                            >Rarity bids the unicorn farewell and returns to the shop

                                            >Fixing all the mess with a single flick of her horn she comes across the near finished briefs of a certain alien

                                            >She grabs a piece with her magic and wears it, giving her a butt an extra wiggle in front of the mirror

                                            >"Hmm. Should probably add more elasticity to the waistband for a good grip. Ooh! And make the fabric it more compact to hug those extra goodies."


                                            >"This is Sheer Brilliance reporting in for my scheduled lunch as I continue my research on the subject Anonymous."

                                            >The camera opens to unicorn stuffing her face with a gigantic cupcake with blueberry filling

                                            >"This fine establishment where I am now is Ground Zero."

                                            >Brilliance turns the camera to the ceiling revealing a 5 pointed squiggly star-shaped hole that was hastily covered with two by fours

                                            >"Sugar Cube, the dessert shop, was where Anonymous, the human, landed here."

                                            >She wipes her face to clear the crumbs on her muzzle

                                            >"At least that's what the papers have said."

                                            >"Right now, I'm going to interview one the subject's first contacts, Pinkamena Pie."

                                            >"THAT'S MY NAME! Don't wear it out."

                                            >"GAH!"

                                            >Sheer Brilliance near flipped her dessert when a pink earth pony shoving her face on to the camera

                                            >"Is this a camera? Am I on TV?! HI MOM, HI DAD, HI MAUD, HI LIMESTONE, HI MARBLE-"

                                            >A hoof places itself on the noisy mares's mouth

                                            >"Ms. Pie! I mean, Ms. Pie, I'm sorry if I bother you but-"

                                            >Pinkie pulls away and shakes the mare's hoof

                                            >"Daw! Don't be sorry Sheery! If someone calls my name I can't help but show up! Though I prefer to be called Pinkie Pie. It's what my friends call me! And everyone's my friend here."

                                            >"Well okay then-"

                                            >*gasp* "You must be new to Ponyville! I should throw you a welcome party here! Even Nonny liked it when I threw him a party.

                                            >"No, please, I don't need a party. But I want to talk to you about-

                                            >"Actually you remind me of my friend Twilight! She's such a good friend. She's even a princess of Friendship .Could you imagine that?!

                                            >"PINKIE!"

                                            >The party pony stopped bouncing around the booth and sits on the opposite side of Sheer Brilliance

                                            >"Yes?"

                                            >The unicorn takes a deep breath

                                            >"I just want to interview you about Anonymous. It's for my research."

                                            >Pinkie leans forward with a raised brow

                                            >"You mean Nonny? Current talk of the town Nonny? My bestest alien friend besides my other 5 bestest friends Nonny? Currently reigning top 3 best smiles to protect of Equestria and rising Anonymous?

                                            >With each new title, the earth mare was getting closer and up at the unicorn's face. Her one eye pointed down at her nervous customer

                                            >"Y-Yes that Nonny."

                                            >Pinkie zips back at her seat like rubber and lets out a big smile

                                            >"Okie dokie lokie! What do you want to talk about?"

                                            >Sheer Brilliance wipes her forehead in relief and fixes herself

                                            >"I want you to talk about you handled your first contact with Anonymous the alien."

                                            >With a pen and paper, she was ready to write down everything this mare has to offer


                                            >Pinkie was on a roll

                                            >While skating around the parlor, she took several orders and threw them in the air

                                            >Each dessert landed perfectly on each table filled with happy stallions

                                            >"Such agility!"

                                            >"Such strength!"

                                            >"Bear my children Pinkie!"

                                            >She salutes the stallions before spotting a depressed Caramel

                                            >"Oh me oh my! If only there was a pink mare that could make me smile."

                                            >Pinkie landed on the table and pulled out Caramel's order from her hair

                                            >"BEHOLD! You're pumpkin spiced frappe with extra sprinkles and coffee bits on the side my good colt."

                                            >The stallion let out a gasp before blushing up a storm

                                            >"Oh Pinkie Pie! You always know a way to a stallion's heart."

                                            >"You know me Caramel! Say how about you tip me the usual."

                                            >The stallion presented his rump towards the mare and the latter gave it a mighty slap

                                            >"Ah~!"


                                            >Sheer Brilliance could only sit still, slack-jawed at what monstrosity she wrote on her notepad

                                            >"And then, several stallions suddenly stood up and fought just to tip me. Of course, I wasn't gonna allow a fight to occur so I requested each and every stallion there to form a line and-"

                                            >"How about we just fast forward to the time Anonymous entered."

                                            >Pinkie visibly deflated

                                            >"But I was going to gonna talk about how I beat the Equestrian record for most booty slaps per minute."

                                            >"Please, Pinkie? I just... can't put this in."

                                            >Pinkie Pie reflates herself by blowing into her hair and continued


                                            >Suddenly there was fire

                                            >The whole ceiling lit up and upon there descended an creature unlike any another

                                            >He landed on the ground with his fist down

                                            >The alien stood tall and looked around, flames still burning on his back

                                            >"To where may I find sustenance to fill my needs?"

                                            >All the ponies in the room gasped and looked around, thinking of something they could do to appease the mysterious creature

                                            >All but one

                                            >Pinkie Pie, the brave mare, stepped forward and presented a giant cupcake

                                            >It was the Tuesday Jello Special, with frosting replaced with red jello jiggling top of it

                                            >The creature picked up the food and smeared all over his face

                                            >The fire on his back slowly extinguished

                                            >He had a smile on his face and and knelt down on the brave earth pony

                                            >"What is your name?"

                                            >"Pinkie Pie! The number one party mare of Ponyville!"

                                            >The alien laughed and pulled her up to his shoulder

                                            >"The name suits you! Everyone, give it up for our number one party pony, Pinkie Pie!"

                                            >"Pinkie Pie! Pinkie Pie! Pinkie Pie!"

                                            >Everypony clapped


                                            >"-And that's how I met Nonny! The end."

                                            >Pinkie let out a squee just from the memory

                                            >Sheer Brilliance could only scratch her forehead with the pencil's eraser while looking down at her notes

                                            >"So let's see if I can interpret this right, Anonymous crashed down from the ceiling, he was on fire, and you used your Tuesday Jello Special-"

                                            >"-You should try it! We have it every Tuesday. It says so in its name."

                                            >"-to put out the flames while he was on fire, then he introduced himself you."

                                            >The unicorn looks up from her notes

                                            >"Is this correct?"

                                            >"Yep!"

                                            >Pinkie emphasizes the 'p'

                                            >"Great!"

                                            >Sheer Brilliance began to pack up her stuff

                                            >"This has been an insightful interview butIhaveplacestogossightstoseeandI'msorryforleavingsosoonokaybye!"

                                            >Wit that, she dashes out of the Sugar Cube Corner

                                            >"What is wrong with this town?"


                                            >-Extra-

                                            >"Bye Sheers! It was nice knowing you!"

                                            >At the same time, Caramel entered the parlor with a grumpy look

                                            >Pinkie Pie noticed and trotted behind him

                                            >"BUENOS DIAS, CARAMEL!"

                                            >The stallion lets out a screech when he felt a firm slap on his rear

                                            >He looks angrily at Pinkie and fires a quick buck with his legs, earning the mare a sunken face

                                            >"B-Baka!"


                                            >The camera cuts to a street in Ponyville

                                            >"Okay, so far we have a good idea on the subject's first contact with Ponykind."

                                            >"Given the information given to us by 'eccentric' eyewitnesses. I have a good idea on how to approach Anonymous for tomorrow's goal-"

                                            >"YOU!"

                                            >She turns to see a furious stetson-wearing pony wielding a crossbow

                                            >"Ohhh shoot."

                                            >"GET BACK HERE YOU BROTHER-PEEPING VARMINT!"

                                            >The camera shakes as Sheer Brilliance runs away from the crazy mare.

                                            >A bolt zips past the camera making her scream

                                            >"I didn't mean to peep on your brother!"

                                            >The angry mare only yells back as a response and already shoots another bolt, nearly missing the researcher

                                            >"Eep!"

                                            >Brilliance turns the corner between two houses and finds herself back to a deadend blocked by a fence

                                            >Using her wits, she pulls a trashcan with her magic and uses it as a foothold to climb up

                                            >"Oh no you don't you pervert!"

                                            >The projectile lands near inches to Brilliance's leg as she hoists herself up

                                            >When she is finally at the top of the fence, her horn glows and rolls the trashcan towards her pursuer

                                            >The mare was surprised at what the unicorn did and in response bucked oncoming obstacle

                                            >The impact causes it to spew out the rest of its remains and on to the earth pony

                                            >"Awwh! Ahh! Gross!"

                                            >Leaving the crazy pony sputtering out the muck, Sheer Brilliance lands at the other side of the fence and scurries off

                                            >Her heavy breathing is audible as she takes a rest on the nearby edge of the woods.

                                            >"I think- *cough* I think I lost her."

                                            >She plops her plot on to the ground and wipes away the sweat on her forehead.

                                            >"Is Ponyville really this crazy? How does one even survive here?"

                                            >"It can be a bit much but I consider it home."

                                            >"AHHH!"

                                            >"EEEP!"

                                            >She turns towards the new voice and finds a yellow pegasus shaking and hiding away from Sheer Brilliance with her wings.

                                            >Taking a good look at her, the mare doesn't look too threatening

                                            >Yet

                                            >"Oh uh, sorry for scaring you miss! I'm just a bit jumpy after some crazy mare was hunting me down. My n-name is Sheer Brilliance by the way! Unicorn researcher from Canterlot!"

                                            >She extends a hoof to the quivering pony

                                            >The pegasus lets one eye peek from her wings before approaching her slowly and taking her hoof.

                                            >"F-Fluttershy"


                                            >The scene cuts to Sheer Brilliance walking with Fluttershy

                                            >"Wow, being a researcher must be pretty fun."

                                            >"It is! You get to travel all over Equestria and beyond! Though I guess being a caretaker for critters isn't too different from my profession."

                                            >The pegasus tries to smile but bows her head when the camera starts focusing on her

                                            >Sheer Brilliance notices this

                                            >"Oh uh, sorry if recording you is making you uncomfortable."

                                            >"It kind of is. Could you kindly turn it away."

                                            >The unicorn turns the camera away leaving it only seeing the ground they walk on

                                            >"So, what kind of research are you doing?"

                                            >Sheer Brilliance chuckles with pride

                                            >"The first of its kind! I'm doing research on a never before seen creature that landed on Equestrian soil."

                                            >"Really what's it like?"

                                            >"It's a confirmed he! The specimen is something of a oddity within our books so I wanted to be the first."

                                            >Fluttershy was silent at first before speaking

                                            >"Would this specimen be Anon?"

                                            >"Oh do you know him?"

                                            >"I do, I'm one of the people who showed him around Ponyville alongside Twilight."

                                            >Sheer Brilliance was ecstatic

                                            >"That means you can tell me all about him!"

                                            >"Oh that's a good idea! We could share each other's information about him?"

                                            >The pegasus was looking into Anonymous? Strange but just another opportunity about her research.

                                            >They arrive at Fluttershy's cabin as the mare fiddles with her keys to open the door

                                            >"I think I could share you some of my notes here. Oh! Do you mind if I take some notes about your testimony about the alien?"

                                            >"I don't mind at all."

                                            >Fluttershy opens the door and lets Sheer Brilliance in

                                            >It was a quaint little cabin suited for a mare living alone

                                            >"Is it okay if I record your notes?"

                                            >"Sure, my 'notes' are over here."

                                            >The camera finally pans up to reveal a corner of the room draped with a red velvet cloth

                                            >"Is this it?"

                                            >"Yes, here let me pull the dust cover."

                                            >She pulls the drapes with her mouth revealing a site Sheer Brilliance wished she'd never see

                                            >It was a shrine

                                            >A shrine dedicated to Anonymous

                                            >Photos from the view just a few yards away from the unaware alien

                                            >Jars of hair, nails, and ...other fluids

                                            >Scrapped letters filled with hearts written with a red crayon

                                            >In the middle was a group photo cutout leaving Anonymous and Fluttershy as the two remaining

                                            >"What the buck..."

                                            >"Language."

                                            >Sheer Brilliance hears a click from the only exit


                                            >Turning around, Fluttershy is at the door staring daggers at the camera's owner

                                            >"So, you think you know sooo much about Anon."

                                            >The pegasus takes a step forward

                                            >"Uhhm... Fluttershy what are you doing?"

                                            >Fluttershy takes a deep breath

                                            >"What I am doing is a service to my future colfriend."

                                            >Suddenly all manner of critters emerged from the furniture. Each baring their teeth, claws, and any other dangerous body part that could poke hard

                                            >Sheer Brilliance gulps at what she had gotten into

                                            >"You see, all manner of 'maress-uh' tried to take Anon away from me. And they all end up the same way."

                                            >"Y-You kill them?!"

                                            >That put's Fluttershy to a halt

                                            >"Kill? No, I just knock them out and send them on a one-way trip to Timbucktu."

                                            >"Oh."

                                            >The unicorn breathes a sigh of relief

                                            >"But that's not a bad idea actually. Bring her to me my pretties!"

                                            >Fluttershy lets out a wicked laugh as all the critters moved to pounce on Sheer

                                            >Suddenly Sheer Brilliance a war cry

                                            >But it was more like a howling changeling with a voice-crack

                                            >All of the knick-knacks containing the shrine of Anon floated up and was thrown against the small army like a gatling gun

                                            >"NO! NOT MY COLLECTION! CATCH THEM ALL!"

                                            >The critters tried their best to catch as many jars and photos as possible

                                            >But it was too late, a jar of nails was smashed onto the floor sending Fluttershy in a crazed frenzy

                                            >"NOT THE NAIL JAR! It took me weeks to engrave every date I took them from the trash!"

                                            >The screen cuts to see an image of chaos as Fluttershy and her animals all try to recover the Anon collection

                                            >Suddenly the scene zooms in on the pegasus before fading to black


                                            >Sheer Brilliance threw a jar out of the window and climbed out

                                            >She lands hard on the grass floor and books it to the nearest tree line

                                            >The unicorn made sure she wasn't being followed

                                            >But she ran as far away from this crazy place as possible

                                            >Good thing Unicorn school taught her basic self-defense using magic

                                            >By the time she was tired of running, she was somewhere unfamiliar to her

                                            >She realized she was in the middle of nowhere, at night

                                            >"Oh great. Just great. Well it looks like I'm in a bit of a pickle her folks- Wait where is it?"

                                            >Her camera is missing. Why is it missing?!

                                            >It was around her neck and then-

                                            >She threw it at the crazy pegasus

                                            >The unicorn took a deep breath

                                            >"CURSE YOU UNICORN SCHOOL OF DEFENSE MAGIC!"

                                            >She let out all her frustrations from that outburst

                                            >But now what?

                                            >"I mean, it can't get any worse can it?"

                                            >The sound of thunder echoed through the night sky, and a heavy downpour emerged

                                            >Sheer Brilliance clicked her tongue and looked down

                                            >No food, no water, no camera

                                            >Stuck in the middle of nowhere

                                            >"Well at least there's one thing to do."

                                            >She lied down and silently cried on the wet grass

                                            >Stupid town, stupid pony towns, stupid thesis, stupid STUPID STUPID!

                                            >Sheer Brilliance decides to let nature take its course and just swallow her whole

                                            >The unicorn cried her heart out, letting tiredness put her to sleep

                                            >Unaware that a creature was approaching her


                                            >Sheer Brilliance woke to the sight of Celestia's sun peering down on her

                                            >Is this Elysium?

                                            >If it is, why is her nose clogged up and her throat hoarse?

                                            >She sat up and coughed on the blanket on her before realizing where she is

                                            >She was at someone's home.

                                            >But it was quite uncanny, everything looked like it was bigger than most ponies

                                            >Tartarus, even the bed she was laying on looked like it could accommodate a herd

                                            >Where is she?

                                            >The door opened up to the sight of some sort of bipedal monster

                                            >Unicorn School of Magic Defense Secret Art: Throw the nearest furniture!

                                            "Shitting fuck!"

                                            >The creature's tray of food was knocked out from his hand with a clock, which led the hot soup pouring down on to the floor

                                            >The utensils clattered on to the floor as the weird bipedal monster- wait biped?

                                            >Sheer Brilliance eyes widened at the entity before her who was jumping around and nursing his burnt foot

                                            >"Y-You're Anon!"

                                            >Anon had to sit down to a nearby chair as he rubbed on his burning foot before looking at her with a raised brow

                                            "Yeah, and I'm glad you're awake. Didn't expect the warm welcome though."

                                            >Oops.