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Fixer Upper

By CoolNon
Created: 2023-04-07 09:26:28
Expiry: Never

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    Just a one time green for the night
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    >The ashen breeze hits both you and your sister's face
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    >Thine armor and spear has its chance to dirty it's hooves for a thousand years hiatus
  4. 4.
    >Together, both of you face a threat unlike any other
  5. 5.
    >Anonymous, the so-called wizard of the green coast, marches through the front door of Equestria's territory
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    >You've matched blows with him, both in steel and magic.
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    >But that was because you hadn't had dear Sister with you
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    >Together with the Legion of the Sun and Moon, you'll finally be able to take down Equestria's new threat
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    >Hopefully before the Elements arrive here to steal your thunder
  10. 10.
    >You take off your helmet, a redesign from your darker half's
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    >A mareish hair flick after and you speak with authority
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    >"Anonymous! This is thoust last chance. Stand down and surrender with your army and I can guarantee thou shall only be imprisoned and sentenced to life."
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    >A bipedal figure emerges from the cohorts of golems and hired mercenaries
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    >A... creature clad in black armor with a red scarf billowing at his chest
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    >He too takes off his helmet and looks at you across the battlefield
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    "No."
  17. 17.
    >Your teeth grit in frustration at the audacity of this colt-thingy
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    >"Very well! I shall just guarantee a quick death upon thee!"
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    >Turning your head to your sister, she hasn't even spoken one word since you got here
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    >She steps forth next to you with grace
  21. 21.
    >The Heir of the Sun turns to look at you, then back to him in repeat
  22. 22.
    >This continued to an uncomfortable minute until you realize something
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    >Her helmet is lifted off through her magic revealing an expression you haven't seen in a long time
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    >It was the same look she gave to Discord to Tyrant when you first met
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    >It was also the same when you two met that fiend Sombra
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    >And that same look to that one slutty stallion hooker from that one tavern
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    >She offered you one final nod along with those dreaded four words
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    >"I can fix him."
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    >The white alicorn charged across the battlefield leaving you, your army, Anon, and Anon's army surprised
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    >BuuuuuUUUUUCK!
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    >there's no grand army meetup, just Celestia, Luna, and some guards on the other side of a park where Anon stands with a stick that he's been using to poke mare tummies and flanks with
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    >the guard force just looks uncomfortable at Celestia and Luna really playing up the whole situation and acting like they're intent on harming a stallion that's just being a public nuisance at worst
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    >>there's no grand army meetup, just Celestia, Luna, and some guards on the other side of a park where Anon stands with a stick that he's been using to poke mare tummies and flanks with
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    >Luna ends up pinning Anon down to end the stallion's whimsy
  37. 37.
    >Anon use his last resort of running down the stick in between her teats
  38. 38.
    >The sensation makes her release Anon
  39. 39.
    >The princess of the night drops her role and screams at the hyooman with a bright pink face
  40. 40.
    >"A-Anonymous! Thou wast unfair!"
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    >liquid-ocelot-laugh-liquid-ocelot.gif

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