Fixer Upper


                                            Just a one time green for the night

                                            >The ashen breeze hits both you and your sister's face

                                            >Thine armor and spear has its chance to dirty it's hooves for a thousand years hiatus

                                            >Together, both of you face a threat unlike any other

                                            >Anonymous, the so-called wizard of the green coast, marches through the front door of Equestria's territory

                                            >You've matched blows with him, both in steel and magic.

                                            >But that was because you hadn't had dear Sister with you

                                            >Together with the Legion of the Sun and Moon, you'll finally be able to take down Equestria's new threat

                                            >Hopefully before the Elements arrive here to steal your thunder

                                            >You take off your helmet, a redesign from your darker half's

                                            >A mareish hair flick after and you speak with authority

                                            >"Anonymous! This is thoust last chance. Stand down and surrender with your army and I can guarantee thou shall only be imprisoned and sentenced to life."

                                            >A bipedal figure emerges from the cohorts of golems and hired mercenaries

                                            >A... creature clad in black armor with a red scarf billowing at his chest

                                            >He too takes off his helmet and looks at you across the battlefield

                                            "No."

                                            >Your teeth grit in frustration at the audacity of this colt-thingy

                                            >"Very well! I shall just guarantee a quick death upon thee!"

                                            >Turning your head to your sister, she hasn't even spoken one word since you got here

                                            >She steps forth next to you with grace

                                            >The Heir of the Sun turns to look at you, then back to him in repeat

                                            >This continued to an uncomfortable minute until you realize something

                                            >Her helmet is lifted off through her magic revealing an expression you haven't seen in a long time

                                            >It was the same look she gave to Discord to Tyrant when you first met

                                            >It was also the same when you two met that fiend Sombra

                                            >And that same look to that one slutty stallion hooker from that one tavern

                                            >She offered you one final nod along with those dreaded four words

                                            >"I can fix him."

                                            >The white alicorn charged across the battlefield leaving you, your army, Anon, and Anon's army surprised

                                            >BuuuuuUUUUUCK!


                                            >there's no grand army meetup, just Celestia, Luna, and some guards on the other side of a park where Anon stands with a stick that he's been using to poke mare tummies and flanks with

                                            >the guard force just looks uncomfortable at Celestia and Luna really playing up the whole situation and acting like they're intent on harming a stallion that's just being a public nuisance at worst


                                            >>there's no grand army meetup, just Celestia, Luna, and some guards on the other side of a park where Anon stands with a stick that he's been using to poke mare tummies and flanks with

                                            >Luna ends up pinning Anon down to end the stallion's whimsy

                                            >Anon use his last resort of running down the stick in between her teats

                                            >The sensation makes her release Anon

                                            >The princess of the night drops her role and screams at the hyooman with a bright pink face

                                            >"A-Anonymous! Thou wast unfair!"

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