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[RGREqG?] [Short] Hobby Shop Anon ft. Ponk GF

By MrSkeltal
Created: 18th December 2020 12:57:50 AM

  1. Original Poster: (Assumed) Love and Powerlifting (pastebin.com/u/lapsbin)
  2. Reason this is posted here is because LaP regularly doesn't bin things. Will be removed upon or shortly thereafter being posted on his bin. Maybe.
  3.  
  4. Pt. 1
  5. >Be Anon
  6. >Proud owner of Anon's Anonymous Hobby Shop
  7. >Home to anything and everything you'd need concerning hobby items, from model trains to pieces of balsa wood to magnets
  8. >You kinda did the same thing back when you were a normal person and not some dipshit in a land filled with horse people
  9. >The difference was that you could actually afford the rent and taxes of being a store owner here
  10. >Sure, your shop was real little, but you got pretty busy throughout the week
  11. >There were a lot of older women that liked their train sets here
  12. >You also had a bunch of young kids that liked buying figures for their eastern foreign girl bands
  13. >And those body pillow things
  14. >Gosh darn degenerates
  15. >It was early
  16. >Your shop wasn't even open
  17. >You were sitting behind your counter, half-asleep
  18. >There was still some packaging that you needed to sort through today
  19. >Some expensive train parts for a client
  20. >Some paints
  21. >An airbrush
  22. >Something that one of the local dorks insisted wasn't a sex doll from Neighpon
  23. >And you'd get to it
  24. >All of it
  25. >You just needed to wake up
  26. >There was a knock on your door
  27. >"Yoo-hoo! Nonners is you in there?"
  28. >You didn't react
  29. >Didn't move
  30. >You continued to sit there, staring at your wooden counter
  31. >"Nonners?"
  32. >...
  33. >"Nonners. I can see you! It's your bestest, favoritest friend!"
  34. >You blinked one eye, then the other
  35. >You heard a giggle through your door
  36. >There was a click as the door unlocked
  37. >It was opened, revealing Pinkie Pie, looking far too bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for how early it was
  38. >Sugarcube Corner was right next to your shop
  39. >Pinkie was also one of the first horse women that Princess Twilight introduced you too
  40. >The purple dork had been sad to see you go, but after the treebrary blew up you had to leave horseland
  41. >FUCK that spooky Crystal Castle
  42. >The princess introduced you to her other friends in this dimension--a hell of a thing--but Pinkie took to you like a fly to shit
  43. >Much more than her horse version, if you were being perfectly honest
  44. >Pinkie always got up so much earlier than you, being a baker and all
  45. >She liked to come here before you opened and throughout the day
  46. >She didn't really ever buy anything, usually just sitting next to you in a stool you had bought just for her
  47. >Sometimes you'd let her run the counter while you did something else in the store, which she seemed to enjoy
  48. >The pink haired girl had a brown bag in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other
  49. >Just how you liked your women
  50. >Extra large, black, and strong
  51. >"There's my favorite businessman!" she said with a bounce
  52. >She continued to bounce her way to you, shirt flopping around with each hop
  53. >She had no bra on, nor did she have drawers
  54. >Just like always
  55. >She bounded over, placing the bag and coffee onto the table
  56. >"There you go! One extra large and a chocolate muffin," she chirped
  57. >You mumbled your thanks, reaching for the coffee
  58. >Popping off the top, you began chugging it
  59. >It was hot, but you didn't mind too much
  60. >It was finished in under a minute, and putting the empty plastic cup back down you felt almost like a human
  61. >"Did you have another long night?" Pinkie asked, jumping over the counter, doing a flip, and somehow landing neatly onto her stool
  62. >You ignored that, just nodding
  63. "A lot of paperwork," you said. "The mail girl was really late too. Didn't come till sundown. I also had to do inventory."
  64. >"Again?"
  65. "Yeah. I think Applebloom and her friends are stealing paints."
  66. >Pinkie puffed her cheeks out, letting out a huff
  67. >"Well, I'll just have to talk to their sisters then. They should know better than to steal from a guy. Do you want me to get Applejack to beat their butts, Nonners?"
  68. "That and bring me either money or the paints back."
  69. >She saluted
  70. >"I'll have their bottoms red and bits in their hands, Capitano."
  71. >You saluted back, still trying to blink the crust out of your eyes
  72. "Thanks."
  73. >"No problemo, Nonnyo."
  74. >The two of you were quiet after that for a few minutes
  75. >As much of a doer and talker that Pinkie is, you're pretty sure she likes the silence and the stillness
  76. >Not always, she was Ponyville's premiere party girl after all, but sometimes
  77. >Especially when you were around
  78. >The silence was suddenly broken when she stood up
  79. >"I gotta go. Mrs. Cake is probably wondering where I am," she said, stretching. "I'll see you around lunch time, Nonners. Make loads of money, k'ay?"
  80. "I'll do my best," you replied with a slow nod
  81. >Pinkie smiled, giving you a great big hug
  82. >You hugged her back, nuzzling your face into some lovely, perky d-cups
  83. >She smelled like sugar and bread
  84. >She was also very warm
  85. >If you weren't so damn tired you might have just pulled her into your lap and just held her until you had to open
  86. >You've done it before
  87. >It was great every time, especially when Pinkie broke out into her giggle fits
  88. >The party girl began running a hand through your hair
  89. >"I'll see you around lunch time," she repeated, voice barely above a whisper.
  90. "K'ay," you whispered back
  91. >"Do you wanna go out to eat somewhere?"
  92. "No. Still got too much to do. You can bring a pizza over after your shift though."
  93. >"Will do. An extra big, extra great for my Nonners."
  94. >Pinkie broke the hug, holding you at arms length
  95. >She studying your face for several seconds, she leaned down to give you a smooch
  96. >"Love ya."
  97. "Love you too."
  98. >Somehow, Pinkie's grin widened
  99. >With a mighty leap, she launched herself over the counter--giving you an eyeful in the process--landing gracefully
  100. >"Lunch time!" she yelled over her shoulder, racing to the door. "Be there or be square!"
  101. >You watched her leave, reaching for her muffin
  102. >...
  103. >It was gonna be weird when that one girl came in to pick up her sex toy today
  104. >You're pretty sure it was Rainbow in disguise, but you weren't a hundred percent
  105. >Fucking bird horse
  106. >She was a degenerate no matter what she looked like...
  107.  
  108. ~~~~~
  109. Non-LaP Worldbuilding Break
  110. >Pinkie's friends don't get it
  111. >They were almost positive that that party girl was going to end up with Cheese
  112. >Build a party empire, have party kids
  113. >The works
  114. >Instead, she gravitated to that weird alien Anon
  115. >Who may we well have been her exact opposite
  116. >Anon very rarely smiled
  117. >None of them heard him laugh before
  118. >He also didn't care for parties, or large groups, or people in general honestly
  119. >His idea of a good Friday night was in his shop, tidying things up and getting orders ready for the next day
  120. >If it weren't for the fact that Princess Twilight herself vouched for him, the girls might think he was using some sort of magic to bewitch her
  121. >Whatever the reason, Pinkie seems to really love the green weirdo
  122. >Rarity expects an order for a wedding dress to come any day now
  123.  
  124. >Pinkie likes Anon BECAUSE he doesn't smile at that much and hardly ever laughed.
  125. >Because he smiled and laughed for -her-.
  126. >It felt way more special than how Cheese could smile and laugh with everyone.
  127. >It was sweet and even admirable for a Party Partner but for a man to smile at her just because it was -her- that was doing something funny?
  128. >That was enough to make her heart skip a beat.
  129. >...also he was less of a prude and this Pink Momma liked her close hugs, gosh darn it.
  130. ~~~~~
  131.  
  132. Pt. 2
  133. >"Remember, don't tell me sister."
  134. "I won't, Mrs. Celestia."
  135. >"I know she comes down here. If she asks, I was never here."
  136. "Okay. You were never here."
  137. >"If you do tell her I'll never hear the end of it. She already thinks I have enough trains. Enough trains, can you believe that?"
  138. "I cannot, and don't worry. My lips are sealed."
  139. >Celestia--the teacher, not the horse-- looked over her shoulder as she scooped up her train set
  140. >Top of the line 1908 Hummingbird
  141. >Brick brown with a black smoke stack
  142. >A very, very expensive set
  143. >They stopped making it thirty years ago, or so you had been told
  144. >The older woman gave you a nervous smile
  145. >"Remember: I was never here," she whispered
  146. >You just nodded, putting the check she had just given you under the counter
  147. >With a happy sound, Celestia made her way outside, where her car sat
  148. >You usually didn't like people parking in the front of the store like that, but she was insistent
  149. >You didn't know why her sister gave her so much guff about her trains
  150. >She was just as bad with her miniature airplanes
  151. >Still, with her gone, the day was done
  152. >You could lock up, get things cleaned up, and paperwork done
  153. >You looked at your watch
  154. >3
  155. >2
  156. >1
  157. >Your front door opened, revealing Pinkie
  158. >She had three extra large pizzas in her hands, along with a little brown bag sitting on top, which no doubt contained two dozen freshly made cookies
  159. >"Nonners!" she chirped, kicking the door closed behind her. "How was work?"
  160. "Good," you replied as she bounced over, dropping everything onto your counter. "Just sold a big train set. I'm gonna have to take the check to the bank tomorrow."
  161. >Pinkie made her way back over to the front door to lock it
  162. >You got up, grabbing the vacuum you had behind the counter
  163. >You'd sweep and bust before you took Pinkie upstairs to your "house"
  164. >As you plugged it in, she raced back over to pull you into a hug
  165. >She kissed both of your cheeks, then your nose, before resting her chin on your shoulder
  166. >You hugged her back
  167. "How was work?" you asked
  168. >Pinkie giggled
  169. >"Super duper fun! Busy too. Mrs. Cake and I needed to make three hundred cupcakes for a wedding."
  170. "Three hundred?"
  171. >"I know right? Those lucky ducks are gonna be eating like QUEENS!"
  172. >Pinkie forced you back toward the counter
  173. >She didn't look it, but she was stupid strong
  174. >Probably almost as strong as Applejack
  175. >It made sense
  176. >She could jump eight feet into the air without much effort
  177. >She's actually lifted you above her head
  178. >She let out a sigh, pressing you against the side of your counter
  179. "Tired?" you asked
  180. >Pinkie nodded, pressing herself against you
  181. >It was a rare day when you saw your bundle of energy get tired
  182. >"Mrs. Cake gave me the day off tomorrow for all my hard work," she mumbled. "We can spend the whole day together."
  183. "You can help me with the store."
  184. >"Yeppers."
  185. >You gave her butt a pat
  186. "Go and take the food upstairs. I'll meet you up in a few minutes," you said
  187. >"Noooo, let me help you," she said with a wiggle
  188. "I'll be fine. Go take a load off. When I'm done we can take a shower together and watch old movies."
  189. >Pinkie perked up
  190. >"Bridge on the River Qui?"
  191. "Sure. Some Clarence Eastwood movies too."
  192. >Pinkie pulled away, all smiles
  193. >"In that case, let me go get Gummy. He loves westerns."
  194. >With that, she raced toward the door, unlocking it and running outside
  195. >The rest of the night was a typical Friday
  196. >Pinkie brought over Gummy and enough junk food to feed a village
  197. >The two of you showered together, which she loved since you both got to run your hands all over each other
  198. >You, Pinkie, and Gummy then proceeded to eat far too much pizza
  199. >Gummy found his way on top of your head as Pinkie threw a blanket over you both and snuggled close, wherein you began to watch classic after classic
  200. >Just another day in paradise
  201. >...
  202. >It was Rainbow too
  203. >She was the one that got the sex doll
  204. >The weirdo wore a wig in here thinking you wouldn't notice
  205. >You'd have to talk to Pinkie about it in the morning...
  206.  
  207. Pt. 3
  208. >Be Anon
  209. >Be pretty tired
  210. >It was morning
  211. >The sun hadn't come up
  212. >You were laying in bed, warm and comfortable
  213. >You needed to get up and get ready to open the shop
  214. >It was a Saturday
  215. >That meant your shop was gonna be packed with nerds wanting to get their supplies
  216. >Usually, you'd get up with a groan, hop right out of bed and get a shower
  217. >The issue this morning was that you had a guest in your bed
  218. >Said guest had you watching scary movies until three in the morning
  219. >Hence why you were so goddamn tired
  220. >She was also the reason why your bed had confetti all over it
  221. >You had no idea why that always happened when she slept over
  222. >You never did anything with confetti, and she never had any on her
  223. >Maybe she had a bag of the stuff in her hair?
  224. >You've seen her stuff all sorts of stuff into that mass of pink fuss
  225. >Pinkie was snorting right above you
  226. >She had her arms wrapped around you, your head tucked under her chin
  227. >She had one of your legs pinned between her legs
  228. >Most women here hated cuddling, but Pinkie might have loved it more than icing
  229. >She had as much of her naked body pressed up against you was physically possible
  230. >Maybe impossible as well
  231. >Never knew with Pinkie
  232. >The issue was that you didn't want to wake her, but your tired self couldn't figure out a way to get untangled without disturbing her
  233. >Picking your head up, you looked around
  234. >In the darkness, you could just make out Gummy sitting on the countertop
  235. >The gator seemed wide awake, just staring at you
  236. "Gummy, bud," you whispered, reaching out to him. "You gotta help me. Come here."
  237. >The gator blinked, looking at your outstretched hand
  238. >Several seconds passed before, without warning, he crawled onto your arm, using it as a bridge to get into the bed
  239. >He stepped on your face, then into Pinkie's hair
  240. >Pinkie let out a giggle
  241. >She squirmed a bit
  242. >You twitched as you felt a hand cup your balls
  243. >Hello there
  244. >Murmuring something you didn't quite catch, she rolled over
  245. >There we go...
  246. >You could always count on Gummy
  247. >The ol' reliable lizard...
  248. >You rolled out of your bed, stepping over a rubber duck that was just sitting in the middle of the floor
  249. >Your room was a mess
  250. >To be fair, it was always a mess after Pinkie came over
  251. >The girl couldn't stay organized to save her life
  252. >You looked back at her, checking to see if she was awake
  253. >Thankfully, she was still snoring away as Gummy slowly climbed out of her mane, crawled into the pillow that your head had just been resting on, and closed his eyes
  254. >That got a small smile out of you as you turned and made your way to the bathroom
  255. >You flicked on the lights
  256. >There was Pinkie, bright-eyed and bushytailed
  257. >"Mornin'!" she chirped
  258. >Frowning, you looked back into your bedroom
  259. >Sure enough, the only one in your bed right now was Gummy
  260. "Morning," you replied with a yawn
  261. >Pinkie yawned as well, bouncing in place
  262. >This made those double-ds of her bounce and giggle
  263. >A lot of girls preferred small chests here
  264. >Apparently, guys here liked them a lot more
  265. >Small chests, skinny, tiny butts
  266. >Basically the complete opposite of Pinkie here
  267. >The cowards
  268. >You took a moment to look your girlfriend up and down
  269. >Her skin was blemish-less
  270. >Her legs were thick, her hips and ass were even larger
  271. >She had a well maintained patch of hair above her pussy
  272. >When you first started dating it had been the amazon forest down there, but now you saw to it that she took care of herself
  273. >She had a bit of pudge around her belly, but you knew she was a fit as a fiddle
  274. >Honestly, she was completely, totally out of your league
  275. >You don't know why she didn't think so
  276. >Pinkie giggled, causing you to look up
  277. >Her smile was now devious, and she had a twinkle in her eye
  278. >"Nonners, it's barely morning, silly billy," she said, sliding down a hand so her fingertips brushed against her groin. "Come on, lets show and see if we can get clean, or even dirtier~"
  279.  
  280. >You would like to say that you opened the shop on time
  281. >Not only didn't you, you were walking funny for the rest of the day.
  282. >Pinkie, of course, was super proud of herself
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