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[RGREqG?] [Short] Hobby Shop Anon ft. Ponk GF

By MrSkeltal
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-01-11 01:11:58
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    Original Poster: (Assumed) Love and Powerlifting (http://pastebin.com/u/lapsbin)
  2. 2.
    Reason this is posted here is because LaP regularly doesn't bin things. Will be removed upon or shortly thereafter being posted on his bin. Maybe.
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  4. 4.
    Pt. 1
  5. 5.
    >Be Anon
  6. 6.
    >Proud owner of Anon's Anonymous Hobby Shop
  7. 7.
    >Home to anything and everything you'd need concerning hobby items, from model trains to pieces of balsa wood to magnets
  8. 8.
    >You kinda did the same thing back when you were a normal person and not some dipshit in a land filled with horse people
  9. 9.
    >The difference was that you could actually afford the rent and taxes of being a store owner here
  10. 10.
    >Sure, your shop was real little, but you got pretty busy throughout the week
  11. 11.
    >There were a lot of older women that liked their train sets here
  12. 12.
    >You also had a bunch of young kids that liked buying figures for their eastern foreign girl bands
  13. 13.
    >And those body pillow things
  14. 14.
    >Gosh darn degenerates
  15. 15.
    >It was early
  16. 16.
    >Your shop wasn't even open
  17. 17.
    >You were sitting behind your counter, half-asleep
  18. 18.
    >There was still some packaging that you needed to sort through today
  19. 19.
    >Some expensive train parts for a client
  20. 20.
    >Some paints
  21. 21.
    >An airbrush
  22. 22.
    >Something that one of the local dorks insisted wasn't a sex doll from Neighpon
  23. 23.
    >And you'd get to it
  24. 24.
    >All of it
  25. 25.
    >You just needed to wake up
  26. 26.
    >There was a knock on your door
  27. 27.
    >"Yoo-hoo! Nonners is you in there?"
  28. 28.
    >You didn't react
  29. 29.
    >Didn't move
  30. 30.
    >You continued to sit there, staring at your wooden counter
  31. 31.
    >"Nonners?"
  32. 32.
    >...
  33. 33.
    >"Nonners. I can see you! It's your bestest, favoritest friend!"
  34. 34.
    >You blinked one eye, then the other
  35. 35.
    >You heard a giggle through your door
  36. 36.
    >There was a click as the door unlocked
  37. 37.
    >It was opened, revealing Pinkie Pie, looking far too bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for how early it was
  38. 38.
    >Sugarcube Corner was right next to your shop
  39. 39.
    >Pinkie was also one of the first horse women that Princess Twilight introduced you too
  40. 40.
    >The purple dork had been sad to see you go, but after the treebrary blew up you had to leave horseland
  41. 41.
    >FUCK that spooky Crystal Castle
  42. 42.
    >The princess introduced you to her other friends in this dimension--a hell of a thing--but Pinkie took to you like a fly to shit
  43. 43.
    >Much more than her horse version, if you were being perfectly honest
  44. 44.
    >Pinkie always got up so much earlier than you, being a baker and all
  45. 45.
    >She liked to come here before you opened and throughout the day
  46. 46.
    >She didn't really ever buy anything, usually just sitting next to you in a stool you had bought just for her
  47. 47.
    >Sometimes you'd let her run the counter while you did something else in the store, which she seemed to enjoy
  48. 48.
    >The pink haired girl had a brown bag in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other
  49. 49.
    >Just how you liked your women
  50. 50.
    >Extra large, black, and strong
  51. 51.
    >"There's my favorite businessman!" she said with a bounce
  52. 52.
    >She continued to bounce her way to you, shirt flopping around with each hop
  53. 53.
    >She had no bra on, nor did she have drawers
  54. 54.
    >Just like always
  55. 55.
    >She bounded over, placing the bag and coffee onto the table
  56. 56.
    >"There you go! One extra large and a chocolate muffin," she chirped
  57. 57.
    >You mumbled your thanks, reaching for the coffee
  58. 58.
    >Popping off the top, you began chugging it
  59. 59.
    >It was hot, but you didn't mind too much
  60. 60.
    >It was finished in under a minute, and putting the empty plastic cup back down you felt almost like a human
  61. 61.
    >"Did you have another long night?" Pinkie asked, jumping over the counter, doing a flip, and somehow landing neatly onto her stool
  62. 62.
    >You ignored that, just nodding
  63. 63.
    "A lot of paperwork," you said. "The mail girl was really late too. Didn't come till sundown. I also had to do inventory."
  64. 64.
    >"Again?"
  65. 65.
    "Yeah. I think Applebloom and her friends are stealing paints."
  66. 66.
    >Pinkie puffed her cheeks out, letting out a huff
  67. 67.
    >"Well, I'll just have to talk to their sisters then. They should know better than to steal from a guy. Do you want me to get Applejack to beat their butts, Nonners?"
  68. 68.
    "That and bring me either money or the paints back."
  69. 69.
    >She saluted
  70. 70.
    >"I'll have their bottoms red and bits in their hands, Capitano."
  71. 71.
    >You saluted back, still trying to blink the crust out of your eyes
  72. 72.
    "Thanks."
  73. 73.
    >"No problemo, Nonnyo."
  74. 74.
    >The two of you were quiet after that for a few minutes
  75. 75.
    >As much of a doer and talker that Pinkie is, you're pretty sure she likes the silence and the stillness
  76. 76.
    >Not always, she was Ponyville's premiere party girl after all, but sometimes
  77. 77.
    >Especially when you were around
  78. 78.
    >The silence was suddenly broken when she stood up
  79. 79.
    >"I gotta go. Mrs. Cake is probably wondering where I am," she said, stretching. "I'll see you around lunch time, Nonners. Make loads of money, k'ay?"
  80. 80.
    "I'll do my best," you replied with a slow nod
  81. 81.
    >Pinkie smiled, giving you a great big hug
  82. 82.
    >You hugged her back, nuzzling your face into some lovely, perky d-cups
  83. 83.
    >She smelled like sugar and bread
  84. 84.
    >She was also very warm
  85. 85.
    >If you weren't so damn tired you might have just pulled her into your lap and just held her until you had to open
  86. 86.
    >You've done it before
  87. 87.
    >It was great every time, especially when Pinkie broke out into her giggle fits
  88. 88.
    >The party girl began running a hand through your hair
  89. 89.
    >"I'll see you around lunch time," she repeated, voice barely above a whisper.
  90. 90.
    "K'ay," you whispered back
  91. 91.
    >"Do you wanna go out to eat somewhere?"
  92. 92.
    "No. Still got too much to do. You can bring a pizza over after your shift though."
  93. 93.
    >"Will do. An extra big, extra great for my Nonners."
  94. 94.
    >Pinkie broke the hug, holding you at arms length
  95. 95.
    >She studying your face for several seconds, she leaned down to give you a smooch
  96. 96.
    >"Love ya."
  97. 97.
    "Love you too."
  98. 98.
    >Somehow, Pinkie's grin widened
  99. 99.
    >With a mighty leap, she launched herself over the counter--giving you an eyeful in the process--landing gracefully
  100. 100.
    >"Lunch time!" she yelled over her shoulder, racing to the door. "Be there or be square!"
  101. 101.
    >You watched her leave, reaching for her muffin
  102. 102.
    >...
  103. 103.
    >It was gonna be weird when that one girl came in to pick up her sex toy today
  104. 104.
    >You're pretty sure it was Rainbow in disguise, but you weren't a hundred percent
  105. 105.
    >Fucking bird horse
  106. 106.
    >She was a degenerate no matter what she looked like...
  107. 107.
     
  108. 108.
    ~~~~~
  109. 109.
    Non-LaP Worldbuilding Break
  110. 110.
    >Pinkie's friends don't get it
  111. 111.
    >They were almost positive that that party girl was going to end up with Cheese
  112. 112.
    >Build a party empire, have party kids
  113. 113.
    >The works
  114. 114.
    >Instead, she gravitated to that weird alien Anon
  115. 115.
    >Who may we well have been her exact opposite
  116. 116.
    >Anon very rarely smiled
  117. 117.
    >None of them heard him laugh before
  118. 118.
    >He also didn't care for parties, or large groups, or people in general honestly
  119. 119.
    >His idea of a good Friday night was in his shop, tidying things up and getting orders ready for the next day
  120. 120.
    >If it weren't for the fact that Princess Twilight herself vouched for him, the girls might think he was using some sort of magic to bewitch her
  121. 121.
    >Whatever the reason, Pinkie seems to really love the green weirdo
  122. 122.
    >Rarity expects an order for a wedding dress to come any day now
  123. 123.
     
  124. 124.
    >Pinkie likes Anon BECAUSE he doesn't smile at that much and hardly ever laughed.
  125. 125.
    >Because he smiled and laughed for -her-.
  126. 126.
    >It felt way more special than how Cheese could smile and laugh with everyone.
  127. 127.
    >It was sweet and even admirable for a Party Partner but for a man to smile at her just because it was -her- that was doing something funny?
  128. 128.
    >That was enough to make her heart skip a beat.
  129. 129.
    >...also he was less of a prude and this Pink Momma liked her close hugs, gosh darn it.
  130. 130.
    ~~~~~
  131. 131.
     
  132. 132.
    Pt. 2
  133. 133.
    >"Remember, don't tell me sister."
  134. 134.
    "I won't, Mrs. Celestia."
  135. 135.
    >"I know she comes down here. If she asks, I was never here."
  136. 136.
    "Okay. You were never here."
  137. 137.
    >"If you do tell her I'll never hear the end of it. She already thinks I have enough trains. Enough trains, can you believe that?"
  138. 138.
    "I cannot, and don't worry. My lips are sealed."
  139. 139.
    >Celestia--the teacher, not the horse-- looked over her shoulder as she scooped up her train set
  140. 140.
    >Top of the line 1908 Hummingbird
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    >Brick brown with a black smoke stack
  142. 142.
    >A very, very expensive set
  143. 143.
    >They stopped making it thirty years ago, or so you had been told
  144. 144.
    >The older woman gave you a nervous smile
  145. 145.
    >"Remember: I was never here," she whispered
  146. 146.
    >You just nodded, putting the check she had just given you under the counter
  147. 147.
    >With a happy sound, Celestia made her way outside, where her car sat
  148. 148.
    >You usually didn't like people parking in the front of the store like that, but she was insistent
  149. 149.
    >You didn't know why her sister gave her so much guff about her trains
  150. 150.
    >She was just as bad with her miniature airplanes
  151. 151.
    >Still, with her gone, the day was done
  152. 152.
    >You could lock up, get things cleaned up, and paperwork done
  153. 153.
    >You looked at your watch
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    >3
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    >2
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    >1
  157. 157.
    >Your front door opened, revealing Pinkie
  158. 158.
    >She had three extra large pizzas in her hands, along with a little brown bag sitting on top, which no doubt contained two dozen freshly made cookies
  159. 159.
    >"Nonners!" she chirped, kicking the door closed behind her. "How was work?"
  160. 160.
    "Good," you replied as she bounced over, dropping everything onto your counter. "Just sold a big train set. I'm gonna have to take the check to the bank tomorrow."
  161. 161.
    >Pinkie made her way back over to the front door to lock it
  162. 162.
    >You got up, grabbing the vacuum you had behind the counter
  163. 163.
    >You'd sweep and bust before you took Pinkie upstairs to your "house"
  164. 164.
    >As you plugged it in, she raced back over to pull you into a hug
  165. 165.
    >She kissed both of your cheeks, then your nose, before resting her chin on your shoulder
  166. 166.
    >You hugged her back
  167. 167.
    "How was work?" you asked
  168. 168.
    >Pinkie giggled
  169. 169.
    >"Super duper fun! Busy too. Mrs. Cake and I needed to make three hundred cupcakes for a wedding."
  170. 170.
    "Three hundred?"
  171. 171.
    >"I know right? Those lucky ducks are gonna be eating like QUEENS!"
  172. 172.
    >Pinkie forced you back toward the counter
  173. 173.
    >She didn't look it, but she was stupid strong
  174. 174.
    >Probably almost as strong as Applejack
  175. 175.
    >It made sense
  176. 176.
    >She could jump eight feet into the air without much effort
  177. 177.
    >She's actually lifted you above her head
  178. 178.
    >She let out a sigh, pressing you against the side of your counter
  179. 179.
    "Tired?" you asked
  180. 180.
    >Pinkie nodded, pressing herself against you
  181. 181.
    >It was a rare day when you saw your bundle of energy get tired
  182. 182.
    >"Mrs. Cake gave me the day off tomorrow for all my hard work," she mumbled. "We can spend the whole day together."
  183. 183.
    "You can help me with the store."
  184. 184.
    >"Yeppers."
  185. 185.
    >You gave her butt a pat
  186. 186.
    "Go and take the food upstairs. I'll meet you up in a few minutes," you said
  187. 187.
    >"Noooo, let me help you," she said with a wiggle
  188. 188.
    "I'll be fine. Go take a load off. When I'm done we can take a shower together and watch old movies."
  189. 189.
    >Pinkie perked up
  190. 190.
    >"Bridge on the River Qui?"
  191. 191.
    "Sure. Some Clarence Eastwood movies too."
  192. 192.
    >Pinkie pulled away, all smiles
  193. 193.
    >"In that case, let me go get Gummy. He loves westerns."
  194. 194.
    >With that, she raced toward the door, unlocking it and running outside
  195. 195.
    >The rest of the night was a typical Friday
  196. 196.
    >Pinkie brought over Gummy and enough junk food to feed a village
  197. 197.
    >The two of you showered together, which she loved since you both got to run your hands all over each other
  198. 198.
    >You, Pinkie, and Gummy then proceeded to eat far too much pizza
  199. 199.
    >Gummy found his way on top of your head as Pinkie threw a blanket over you both and snuggled close, wherein you began to watch classic after classic
  200. 200.
    >Just another day in paradise
  201. 201.
    >...
  202. 202.
    >It was Rainbow too
  203. 203.
    >She was the one that got the sex doll
  204. 204.
    >The weirdo wore a wig in here thinking you wouldn't notice
  205. 205.
    >You'd have to talk to Pinkie about it in the morning...
  206. 206.
     
  207. 207.
    Pt. 3
  208. 208.
    >Be Anon
  209. 209.
    >Be pretty tired
  210. 210.
    >It was morning
  211. 211.
    >The sun hadn't come up
  212. 212.
    >You were laying in bed, warm and comfortable
  213. 213.
    >You needed to get up and get ready to open the shop
  214. 214.
    >It was a Saturday
  215. 215.
    >That meant your shop was gonna be packed with nerds wanting to get their supplies
  216. 216.
    >Usually, you'd get up with a groan, hop right out of bed and get a shower
  217. 217.
    >The issue this morning was that you had a guest in your bed
  218. 218.
    >Said guest had you watching scary movies until three in the morning
  219. 219.
    >Hence why you were so goddamn tired
  220. 220.
    >She was also the reason why your bed had confetti all over it
  221. 221.
    >You had no idea why that always happened when she slept over
  222. 222.
    >You never did anything with confetti, and she never had any on her
  223. 223.
    >Maybe she had a bag of the stuff in her hair?
  224. 224.
    >You've seen her stuff all sorts of stuff into that mass of pink fuss
  225. 225.
    >Pinkie was snorting right above you
  226. 226.
    >She had her arms wrapped around you, your head tucked under her chin
  227. 227.
    >She had one of your legs pinned between her legs
  228. 228.
    >Most women here hated cuddling, but Pinkie might have loved it more than icing
  229. 229.
    >She had as much of her naked body pressed up against you was physically possible
  230. 230.
    >Maybe impossible as well
  231. 231.
    >Never knew with Pinkie
  232. 232.
    >The issue was that you didn't want to wake her, but your tired self couldn't figure out a way to get untangled without disturbing her
  233. 233.
    >Picking your head up, you looked around
  234. 234.
    >In the darkness, you could just make out Gummy sitting on the countertop
  235. 235.
    >The gator seemed wide awake, just staring at you
  236. 236.
    "Gummy, bud," you whispered, reaching out to him. "You gotta help me. Come here."
  237. 237.
    >The gator blinked, looking at your outstretched hand
  238. 238.
    >Several seconds passed before, without warning, he crawled onto your arm, using it as a bridge to get into the bed
  239. 239.
    >He stepped on your face, then into Pinkie's hair
  240. 240.
    >Pinkie let out a giggle
  241. 241.
    >She squirmed a bit
  242. 242.
    >You twitched as you felt a hand cup your balls
  243. 243.
    >Hello there
  244. 244.
    >Murmuring something you didn't quite catch, she rolled over
  245. 245.
    >There we go...
  246. 246.
    >You could always count on Gummy
  247. 247.
    >The ol' reliable lizard...
  248. 248.
    >You rolled out of your bed, stepping over a rubber duck that was just sitting in the middle of the floor
  249. 249.
    >Your room was a mess
  250. 250.
    >To be fair, it was always a mess after Pinkie came over
  251. 251.
    >The girl couldn't stay organized to save her life
  252. 252.
    >You looked back at her, checking to see if she was awake
  253. 253.
    >Thankfully, she was still snoring away as Gummy slowly climbed out of her mane, crawled into the pillow that your head had just been resting on, and closed his eyes
  254. 254.
    >That got a small smile out of you as you turned and made your way to the bathroom
  255. 255.
    >You flicked on the lights
  256. 256.
    >There was Pinkie, bright-eyed and bushytailed
  257. 257.
    >"Mornin'!" she chirped
  258. 258.
    >Frowning, you looked back into your bedroom
  259. 259.
    >Sure enough, the only one in your bed right now was Gummy
  260. 260.
    "Morning," you replied with a yawn
  261. 261.
    >Pinkie yawned as well, bouncing in place
  262. 262.
    >This made those double-ds of her bounce and giggle
  263. 263.
    >A lot of girls preferred small chests here
  264. 264.
    >Apparently, guys here liked them a lot more
  265. 265.
    >Small chests, skinny, tiny butts
  266. 266.
    >Basically the complete opposite of Pinkie here
  267. 267.
    >The cowards
  268. 268.
    >You took a moment to look your girlfriend up and down
  269. 269.
    >Her skin was blemish-less
  270. 270.
    >Her legs were thick, her hips and ass were even larger
  271. 271.
    >She had a well maintained patch of hair above her pussy
  272. 272.
    >When you first started dating it had been the amazon forest down there, but now you saw to it that she took care of herself
  273. 273.
    >She had a bit of pudge around her belly, but you knew she was a fit as a fiddle
  274. 274.
    >Honestly, she was completely, totally out of your league
  275. 275.
    >You don't know why she didn't think so
  276. 276.
    >Pinkie giggled, causing you to look up
  277. 277.
    >Her smile was now devious, and she had a twinkle in her eye
  278. 278.
    >"Nonners, it's barely morning, silly billy," she said, sliding down a hand so her fingertips brushed against her groin. "Come on, lets show and see if we can get clean, or even dirtier~"
  279. 279.
     
  280. 280.
    >You would like to say that you opened the shop on time
  281. 281.
    >Not only didn't you, you were walking funny for the rest of the day.
  282. 282.
    >Pinkie, of course, was super proud of herself

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