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>*click*
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>"this is investigator Soft Boiled, Celestia guard badge number XXXXXX, interviewing a Mr. Anon Y, Mous at his residence on the outskirts of ponyville proper."
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>"it is currently 7:38PM, fifth day of the second moon of winter, 20XX."
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>"Good day Mr. Mous."
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"Hi."
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>"i am here today to investigate the recent string of reports of an infestation of bedbugs from your neighbors."
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"i dont have any neighbors out here."
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>"okay then lets just say, reports from concerned community members?"
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"Fine."
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>"i have several written and transcribed verbal complaints here on file regarding the company you have been keeping in your cottage and business-"
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"yeah i know the law, no law against keeping lings as company."
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>"yes Mr. Mous i a-"
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"stop calling me that, its Anon."
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>"Anon, i am aware that it is a legal and protected right for you to develop and nurture friendships with changelings as a pon- equestrian citizen,"
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>"but the way you have been conducting your friendships has been concerning ponyfolk in town as of late."
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"yeah, and?"
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>"and i am here to smooth some details out, or rather to update records."
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>"anywho, the changeling whom youve held in your lap since you have sat down,"
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>"for the record, what might his name be?"
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"her,"
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"her name is Elytra."
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"male changelings are few and kept close to the queen, the only way a male would leave the hive is dead."
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>"what about the other two ...lovely bugs that have been sat beside your chair?"
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"Tarsi and Maxillas, and they generally dont like it when you call them bugs."
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>"i apologize, what of the rest of them here on the counter and ...on the ceiling?"
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"their names arent important. besides, you would run out of tape."
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>"fair enough i suppose."
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>"would you mind going into detail how you have come to live and work with so many changelings Mr- anon?"
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"the door, i leave it open and they come in."
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>"you mean the..."
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"the doggy door yeah, its one way and just big enough to come through it but they cant sneak back out once they come in."
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"a new ling comes through every couple days."
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"told me before that going through open doggy doors are one of the infiltration tactics that they have been trained to use,"
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"but they were never trained on the one way versions."
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>"i see..."
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>"and am i correct in my assumption that you have befriended this group of changelings over the course of the last few moons?"
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"sure."
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>"and when had you the idea to begin employing them at your business?"
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"i started my business because of them."
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>"hows that?"
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"after the first few got stuck in my house and spent more time around me they told me i had more love to give than any creature they ever encountered."
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"at some point they started living with me full time and i began teaching them things i knew from my home."
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"the most important being how to make pancakes, one of the first things i taught them."
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"they love pancakes."
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"making em, eating em, sharing em."
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>"so you made a business of it?"
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"yes, they told me pancakes are a sort of love multiplier. so i just gave them a way to spread their love."
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>"and you see no problem in that?"
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"why would i? the ling honey café is one of the most successful establishments in ponyville."
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>"yes but... theyre changelings."
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"theyre also my friends."
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"isnt friendship supposed to be the most important thing to you ponies?"
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>"it is, yes, but the invasion-"
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"Lytra here, she was the first who stuck around."
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"the morning i found her she was asleep on my kitchen floor, i let her out and she came back."
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"she brought Max and Tarsi along the next day and i woke up with them there under the covers with me."
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"word spread amongst their hive about me through Lytra and her word still brings lings into our home to this day."
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"i have saved more changelings from Chrysalis by bringing them into my family than your entire army killed in their invasion."
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>"i think thats all i need Mr. Mous."
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>"thank you for your time."
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*click*
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