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Changing Lanes 01

By AutoPony
Created: 18th December 2020 09:41:16 AM

  1. >Day 13 in Equestria.
  2. >It was closing in on two weeks since you landed in this weird-ass place.
  3. >Though the first week and a half was essentially a blur in your mind.
  4. >Jolted out of sleep, you had assumed it had been an earthquake, or some sort of cataclysmic event.
  5. >Things tumbling off shelves, clattering to the ground in a heap.
  6. >But your first reaction was to haul ass to the garage, worried about your baby.
  7. >As soon as the shaking stopped, you were out of the house and headed toward the garage.
  8. >Not even noticing the multi-colored talking “p0nies,” as they introduced themselves later.
  9. >Heaving the sliding door open, your fears were realized.
  10. >Shit was piled all over your pride and joy.
  11. >Her metallic purple paint dented and chipped in areas.
  12. >Windshield scarred with an ugly spider web.
  13. >And the massive spoiler that took two years to find bent in the middle.
  14. >You had spent years piecing together the Plymouth Superbird that was your baby.
  15. >And it took only 45 seconds to undo all that hard work.
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  19. >To say the p0nies gathered around were confused as to what was going on was an understatement.
  20. >Startled and nervous when you started screaming and throwing out swear words left and right.
  21. >But two or your soon-to-be closest friends approached you anyways, albeit cautiously.
  22. >A blue pegasus with wild rainbow-striped mane and tail who was fittingly named Rainbow Dash.
  23. >And a purple “alicorn,” as you soon found the term to be, named Twilight Sparkle.
  24. >Introductions didn’t go well, to say the least.
  25. >Between the nonstop screaming and relentless circling of your car, Twilight couldn’t get a word in at all.
  26. >That was when you found out this world had magic.
  27. >You felt like someone was holding your lips together, and holding your feet in one place.
  28. >It was then you realized you weren’t on Earth anymore.
  29. >And promptly passed out.
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  31. >“….Twilight, did you shut him up or suffocate him?”
  32. >You could hear voices again, and slowly woke back up, still in a bit of a haze.
  33. >“Rainbow, if I had suffocated him, he wouldn’t be waking back u - he’s coming to!”
  34. >Getting your bearings, you could see you were still in front of your garage, on the ground.
  35. >With these two….. things looking at you, cracking nervous smiles.
  36. >“Now that you aren’t screaming anymore, I’m Twilight Sparkle and this is Rainbow Dash, and since you clearly are from…. I don’t know where, let me formally introduce you to Equestria!”
  37. >You rubbed your eyes and took a hard look around at all the talking things that had gathered around.
  38. “Yeah, this doesn’t look much like Earth, unless I woke up drugged in Japan. God damn the Japanese are weird.”
  39. >The two in front of you exchanged confused glances.
  40. >“I can’t say I’ve ever heard of Earth before, nor Japan,” Twilight said.
  41. >“That’s a first, I would have figured one of your thousands of books you bury yourself in would have something about this,” Rainbow chipped in.
  42. >Twilight shot the other mare an angry glare, then turned back to you with a softer expression.
  43. >“So, why were you screaming nonstop, and what is that….. thing in the building?”
  44. >You had an urge to go through all the details of your Superbird, but these p0nies wouldn’t have a clue >what you were rambling on about.
  45. “It’s a car, we use them for transportation where I’m from, humans - which is what species I am - aren’t all that quick on our feet, so it helps us get places faster. And landing here damaged it some, which is why I was flipping out.”
  46. >Twilight perked up,
  47. >“So how does it work, can you show me? I mean, if you want, you don’t have to if you aren’t >comfortable..”
  48. >Holy shit those puppy dog eyes she was giving you were killer.
  49. “If you can help me get all this shit off her, I will gladly show you.”
  50. >Twilight jumped into a frenzy of levitating all the junk out of the garage.
  51. >This time Rainbow Dash’s interest was caught.
  52. >“Wait, that “car” is a she? It doesn’t look alive to me.”
  53. >Well, this is awkward.
  54. “No, it’s a machine, people where I am from tend to refer to things like this with gender pronouns when we have grown attached to them.”
  55. >Rainbow looked a little puzzled at that answer.
  56. >“Uh, okay then…. So how fast does this thing go?”
  57. >You grinned. You were hoping for a question like that.
  58. >Twilight was just finishing up the last of the garage clearing.
  59. “You’re about to find out.”
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  61. >It was about then a blinding white flash appeared out of nowhere, scaring the crap out of you.
  62. >Took a while to finally get your sight back, and where the flash has been stood two p0nies much larger than any of the others gathered around.
  63. >One was stark white, with an odd, pastel-colored flowing mane.
  64. >The other, a bit smaller, was deep blue with a mane that seemed to be a piece of the night sky.
  65. >Both alicorns, just like Twilight, you’d find out later. But in the meantime, both obviously were of some sort of royalty, judging by the crowns and the fancy jewelry.
  66. >Twilight made a beeline for the white alicorn, completely ecstatic.
  67. >“Princess Celestia, I didn’t expect to see you today, we haven’t prepared for a visit! Nor you Princess Luna, also good to see you!”
  68. >Celestia looked up from Twilight, right at you.
  69. >OH SHIII-
  70. >“I understand there was some sort of an odd visitor already today, I can see.”
  71. >You grinned and waved sheepishly.  This wasn’t pants-shittingly nerve-wracking at all.
  72. >You glanced at the other alicorn, Luna. She cracked a sly smile, making you even more uncomfortable.
  73. >Twilight gasped as the white alicorn slowly strode towards you.
  74. >“I was going to send a letter, I just got so caught up introducing him to our world and - wait, how did you know this happened?”
  75. >Celestia smiled at the nervous purple p0ne. Then at you again.
  76. >“I could hear the screaming all the way to Canterlot.”
  77. “Um, sorry about that, I was kinda a bit in a daze.”
  78. >Surprisingly, no one here seemed incredibly suspicious of you, mainly just curious.
  79. >That was more than a relief, you didn’t see living in a prison as a good time. Especially not the rape.
  80. >Luna cracked her silence as well as your daze.
  81. >“We are curious as to what you are, in addition to your name.”
  82. >Huh. You just realized you hadn’t even mentioned to anyone your name yet.
  83. “Oh yeah, I forgot. Name’s Anonymous, but I prefer Anon. And I‘m a human.”
  84. >You felt an odd tingling sensation in your head and chest at that point, which quickly disappeared. The two royals turned around and had a quiet conversation.
  85. >Well, this is it. Time to get the soap on a rope ready, you figured.
  86. >Celestia turned around, sporting a warm smile that broke your feeling of dread.
  87. >“Allow my sister, Princess Luna, and I, Princess Celestia, to formally welcome you to Equestria. Our home is your home.”
  88. >You realized you hadn’t taken a breath since the two had turned around.  You found yourself letting out a long exhale.
  89. >Everyone else gathered broke their silence to voice their approval, as well as undoubtedly release any tension they felt.
  90. “Um, thanks. You all seem very open to strangers, I’m rather flattered. Can’t say I was expecting that.”
  91. >“Let us or Princess Twilight know if you need anything, we will be in contact for further questions and study about your fascinating world and people.”
  92. >Twilight blushed heavily at the mention of her apparent title. Apparently, all alicorns were royalty.
  93. >You’d eventually catch up on the history of this place at a later date.
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  95. >“We do have to ask, what is it you were, as you say “flipping out” about? You seem quite calm about being here, we believe it must have been something else.
  96. >Damn, Luna seemed to be good at reading people.
  97. >And her odd style of dialect was kind of funny.
  98. >You quickly made a recap of what you had told everyone else, up to the point where you had planned to show off the Superbird.
  99. >Luna seemingly let it all sink in, keeping a straight emotionless face, before cracking that sly smile again.
  100. >“We would be most interested in seeing this piece of technology in action.”
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  103. >With that, you slowly rolled the ‘Bird out into the light, everyone giving you space, albeit barely.
  104. >She wasn’t quite as bad as she had looked in the garage, but it didn’t matter. Not like you had all the tools you needed to fix it.
  105. >You popped the hood to make sure everything was situated underneath.
  106. >While from the outside the Superbird looked stock, you had taken “liberties” on many other items.
  107. >She was in fact, a bit more race-bred; a cross between street, and what she had been built for, the high bank ovals.
  108. >Heavy duty suspension, tubed frame, and that orange beast topped with a NASCAR style intake and 4 barrel carb.”
  109. >Yup, that thing’s got a Hemi.
  110. “Alright everyone, this thing is going to be a bit loud, so be prepared. And make a bit more room so I can actually drive it.”
  111. >Everyone cleared the dirt road that ran through the area.
  112. >Everyone except Twilight, Rainbow, and oddly enough, Luna.
  113. “Are you sure you want to be this close, guys?”
  114. >Rainbow scoffed at your inquisition.
  115. >“Hey, you seem to be pretty sure this thing is quick, I wanna see what you got!”
  116. >The other two rolled their eyes with a smile. Apparently, Rainbow was known for her competitive side.
  117. >Twilight was the next to pipe up with her reasoning.
  118. >I want to understand how it works, I’m not going to be able to study it well unless I’m up close to it.”
  119. >Figures she’d be in nerd mode, from what you had experienced so far.
  120. >But Luna was quiet, you weren’t sure what to make of her.
  121. “Alright then, suit yourself.”
  122. >You hopped in and twisted the key.
  123. >After a bit of her bitching and whining which was beginning to embarrass you, the ‘Bird roared to life.
  124. >Despite your warnings, you still scared the shit out of everyone, the throaty growl sounding like a mad predator to them, no doubt.
  125. >Before the three nearest to you could take to the sky, you jammed the shifter into first and matted it.
  126. “Try to keep up!”
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  130. [Originally posted 29 June 2013]
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