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>As you land, you stumble, having to take a few more quick steps in order to not faceplant.
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>Someday you will figure out how to land gracefully.
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>Hopefully.
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>But now is not the time to worry about that.
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>It has been three weeks and five days since the 'human,' Anonymous, arrived by surprise in Equestria.
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>Well, him and his whole house.
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>No amount of research has come up with any logical theory how he got here.
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>But since then, all he has done is sit in his home and play games on him weird electronic device.
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>He hasn't tried making any friends, and you are concerned for him.
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>You casually turn the door knob and walk into his home.
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>He never locks his door, and he always told you to just come in.
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>Rather odd, but you didn't argue.
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>"Take that, cocksucker."
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>Well, it's obvious he's playing games.
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>His language is rather foul when he is immersed in something on his electronic device.
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>You walk into his main room, his back turned to you in his lounge chair.
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"Hello Anonymous!"
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>You get no response from him, as he continues to focus on the screen in front of him.
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>You sigh, trotting between him and his screen.
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"Hi!"
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>"Watch out!"
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>You look around in a panic.
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"What, what is it?!"
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>He drops his remote control object he is holding into his lap.
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>"Nevermind, I'm dead. Hi Twilight."
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>You turn to look at his screen, showing blood splatters.
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>How is something this gruesome fun?
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>You shake your head as you turn back to him.
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"Sorry about that Anonymous. It's a beautiful day out today, maybe you should take a break from, uh..."
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>"Battlefield?"
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"Yeah, that game thing."
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>He shakes his head, pressing a couple buttons, as the sounds of warfare you are unfamiliar with fill the room again.
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>"Nah, I'm good, Twilight. But thanks."
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"But Anonymous, you've been here for three weeks and five days and you haven't made any friends! I'm worried about you."
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>He laughs, startling you a bit.
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>"Don't worry about it. I'm good."
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>A loud explosion causes you to jump.
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>"Goddamn tanks. Grow a pair, you pussies!"
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>That's it.
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>You look around his entertainment center, and spot a plug inserted into his wall.
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>Concentrating your magic, you pull on it until it slides out of the socket, the room abruptly going silent.
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>"What the hell, Twilight?!"
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"Come on, you're going to meet some of my friends today."
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>Before he can argue, you grab him, levitating him in front of you and out the door.
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>"Can I at least walk? I have legs."
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>Your first stop is Rarity's boutique in Ponyville, since she is the closest to where Anonymous' home landed.
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"This is where my good friend Rarity lives. She is an amazing fashion designer, the best in Equestria I think."
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>"Could have fooled me, I haven't seen anyone in this world wearing any sort of clothes."
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>You aren't sure whether he realizes how rude that came out, so you cut him some slack as you knock on the door.
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"Well, outfits are sort of a special occasion item here in Equestria. You just haven't been out enough to see them."
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>"Come iiiiin!"
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>Rarity's melodic voice calls out from inside.
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>You open the door, holding it for Anonymous to walk through.
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>Rarity is seated behind her sewing machine, hard at work on another outfit.
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>Hello darling. And Hello, uh... Anonymous, is it?"
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>Rarity stops where she is in her work, rising off her stool and walking towards the two of you.
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>"Yeah. Just call me Anon."
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>"Well Anon, it is a pleasure to meet you. I'm Rarity, and this..."
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>She walks in a circle, as if to emphasize her home.
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>".... is my boutique!"
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>Anonymous looks around at the various clothes racks, fabrics, and spools of thread scattered about the room.
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>"It's..... something."
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>The room is awkwardly silent for a moment, as everypony seems to wait for another to speak up.
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"So Rarity, I understand you were working on something for Anonymous, yes?"
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>Rarity perks up, excitement in her voice.
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>"Oh, yes darling, right this way!"
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>She quickly trots to the next room, you and Anonymous in tow.
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>"Wait, how do you even know my measurements to make something for me?"
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>"I just measured you while you were sleeping, darling!"
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>You put a hoof to your face.
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>Why in Equestria did she tell the truth?
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>"Okay. That's not creepy at all."
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>Rarity seems to not notice, her mind focused on the suit on the rack.
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>Stark white with bejeweled lapels and cuffs, it is quite the sight.
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"Wow Rarity, you've made a lot of progress in a short time. It's beautiful."
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>"Thank you darling. What do you think, Anonymous?"
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>He cringes a bit as he remains silent, his eyes seeming to search for something.
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>Come on Anonymous.
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>You nudge his leg with your shoulder, trying to coax something out of him.
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>"If it wasn't for the jewels, I'd say it was okay. Back in my world, that would make me look..... kind of gay."
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>You cringe as you wish he would have kept his mouth shut.
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>Rarity seems hurt, as she tries to smile anyways.
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>"Oh, I see. Well that's all right, I can make changes to it. I, uh... I must get back to work, I do apologize."
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>Rarity follows you and Anonymous as you make your way through her home and out the front door.
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"Um, good luck with your work Rarity. Sorry to bother you."
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>"It's quite alright dear. You two enjoy the day!"
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>After she closes the door and the two of you walk away, you scowl at Anonymous.
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>He is going to make a friend today, whether he is willing or not.
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>A rainbow colored flash in the sky catches your eye.
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"Rainbow Dash!"
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>She might be just the pony that can hit it off with Anonymous.
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>You see her ears perk up as she abruptly comes back around, hovering in front of the two of you.
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>"Hey, what's up Twilight? And uh..."
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>Your smile comes back, stretching from ear to ear.
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"This is Anonymous. We're just out enjoying the beautiful weather, aren't we?"
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>You nudge him.
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>"Yeah, yep, just wandering around. Outside."
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>You ignore his rather sarcastic lack of enthusiasm.
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"What are you up to, Rainbow?"
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>She beams proudly at your question.
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>"I'm working on a new flying routine for when I get into the Wonderbolts! Wanna see?"
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>You nod, while Anonymous shrugs.
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>Like a flash, Rainbow Dash zips past the two of you, and begins a series of high speed loops and turns.
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>You find yourself mesmerized by her agility as she continues to go faster and faster.
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>You don't notice how Anonymous reacts.
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>After a few minutes of the aerial show, Rainbow slows down and lands next to the two of you, chest puffed out and focused on Anonymous.
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>"So, what did you think? Am I not the fastest thing you've ever seen cut through the sky?"
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>"That was pretty quick, but no, not the fastest I've ever seen."
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>Rainbow Dash suddenly deflates, while you grind your teeth.
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>"What?! What could be even faster than me?!"
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>"Well, back in my world to travel, we have these big mechanical things called airplanes. There is one called the SR-71 Blackbird, if I remember correctly it goes just over three times the speed of sound. Which is like that."
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>He snaps his fingers, as if to emphasize his point.
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>"O-Oh yeah? Well I'm going to get that fast, just watch me!"
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>Your rainbow friends bolts off into the sky, leaving you and Anonymous there to watch her rapidly disappear.
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>"Boy, she has a bit of an ego."
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"Ugh, come on, we aren't done yet."
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>Why didn't you just stop after Rainbow Dash?
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"What were you thinking, Anonymous?!"
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>The two of you walk back to his house, the sun laying low on the horizon.
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>"What? How was I supposed to know squashing that bug would throw her into hysterics?"
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"I think Fluttershy might have been willing to forgive that if you hadn't told her of the time you, and I quote, 'popped a squirrel just like that one that had been chewing on your deck planks for three weeks!'"
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>He thinks a moment.
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>"Yeah, that might have been a bad story to tell."
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>You feel your eye twitching in frustration as you reach his front door.
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>"So that's it then? You don't have anyone else for me to meet?"
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"NO! No, I think today has been productive enough, Anonymous."
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>He opens his front door, standing there a moment.
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>"Well, alright then. I guess I'll get back to Battlefield then. I have a score to settle with some of those pricks."
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"Goodnight."
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>He closes his door, as you turn and walk home.
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>How can someone be so socially awkward like that?
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>You feel bad for him.
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>But then again, he didn't seem too upset.
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>Or, more specifically, not upset at all.
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>You pause after only a few hundred feet and turn.
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>'You don't have anyone else for me to meet? I guess I'll get back to Battlefield then.'
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>That little fink.
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>He isn't THAT socially awkward.
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>You clench your jaw as you realize this whole day has been sabotaged.
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>As you slowly walk back towards his home, an idea pops into your head.
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>Your smile returns, ever wider.
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>"What are you up to, Twilight?"
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>Your mentor, Princess Celestia, peers over your shoulder.
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>"Friendship is magic! All you desire is to make new friends in Equestria!"
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>The recording of your voice carries through Anonymous's home, as you and Celestia sit in the room opposite the living room where he is sitting.
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>With a spell, you can see right through the wall and watch his progress, while you keep him sealed in the room.
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"It, uh, it's something I picked up from that cult in the desert I sent you a letter about not too long ago."
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>"Oh. Is there any progress thus far?"
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>You keep focused on Anonymous, who sits on his couch with him arms crossed.
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>Staring straight forward, you would almost swear he could see you.
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>Suddenly, slowly, his arms uncross, revealing the middle finger on each hand sticking up.
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>"I'm.... not as familiar with his customs as you are. What does that mean, Twilight?"
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>You giggle nervously.
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"It means this might take a little while."
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[Originally posted 8 April 2015]
by Autopony
by Autopony
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