Vinyl shorts: Smol Vinyl wants the D


                                            1.
                                            
                                                Prompt: https://derpibooru.org/2093561?

                                            2.

                                            3.
                                            
                                                >"Put your peen in me."

                                            4.
                                            
                                                "No, you're too small."

                                            5.
                                            
                                                >"But I want it."

                                            6.
                                            
                                                "Vinyl, you'll die."

                                            7.
                                            
                                                >"Nuh-uh I can take it."

                                            8.
                                            
                                                "Even if it could fit, your organs would be crushed."

                                            9.
                                            
                                                >"Pussy."

                                            10.
                                            
                                                "How the fuck does not crushing you from the inside make me a pussy?!"

                                            11.
                                            
                                                >"There's a mare right in front of you asking for cock and you say no. Sounds like something a pussy would do."

                                            12.
                                            
                                                "Except that mare is the size of a hamster and currently sitting in my palm!"

                                            13.
                                            
                                                >"Gimme your dick Anon!"

                                            14.
                                            
                                                "Y'know what, we're not doing this. You're going in the timeout shirt pocket, missy."

                                            15.
                                            
                                                >"Aww mannn, you're no fun."

                                            16.
                                            
                                                "Now."

                                            17.
                                            
                                                >"Ugh fine."

                                            18.
                                            
                                                "And no earbuds."

                                            19.
                                            
                                                >"Not my beats too! That's against the geneighva convention!"