- Prompt: derpibooru.org/2093561?
- >"Put your peen in me."
- "No, you're too small."
- >"But I want it."
- "Vinyl, you'll die."
- >"Nuh-uh I can take it."
- "Even if it could fit, your organs would be crushed."
- >"Pussy."
- "How the fuck does not crushing you from the inside make me a pussy?!"
- >"There's a mare right in front of you asking for cock and you say no. Sounds like something a pussy would do."
- "Except that mare is the size of a hamster and currently sitting in my palm!"
- >"Gimme your dick Anon!"
- "Y'know what, we're not doing this. You're going in the timeout shirt pocket, missy."
- >"Aww mannn, you're no fun."
- "Now."
- >"Ugh fine."
- "And no earbuds."
- >"Not my beats too! That's against the geneighva convention!"
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