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Prompt: https://derpibooru.org/2093561?
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>"Put your peen in me."
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"No, you're too small."
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>"But I want it."
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"Vinyl, you'll die."
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>"Nuh-uh I can take it."
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"Even if it could fit, your organs would be crushed."
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>"Pussy."
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"How the fuck does not crushing you from the inside make me a pussy?!"
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>"There's a mare right in front of you asking for cock and you say no. Sounds like something a pussy would do."
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"Except that mare is the size of a hamster and currently sitting in my palm!"
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>"Gimme your dick Anon!"
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"Y'know what, we're not doing this. You're going in the timeout shirt pocket, missy."
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>"Aww mannn, you're no fun."
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"Now."
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>"Ugh fine."
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"And no earbuds."
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>"Not my beats too! That's against the geneighva convention!"
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