Vinyl shorts: Smol Vinyl wants the D


                                            Prompt: https://derpibooru.org/2093561?


                                            >"Put your peen in me."

                                            "No, you're too small."

                                            >"But I want it."

                                            "Vinyl, you'll die."

                                            >"Nuh-uh I can take it."

                                            "Even if it could fit, your organs would be crushed."

                                            >"Pussy."

                                            "How the fuck does not crushing you from the inside make me a pussy?!"

                                            >"There's a mare right in front of you asking for cock and you say no. Sounds like something a pussy would do."

                                            "Except that mare is the size of a hamster and currently sitting in my palm!"

                                            >"Gimme your dick Anon!"

                                            "Y'know what, we're not doing this. You're going in the timeout shirt pocket, missy."

                                            >"Aww mannn, you're no fun."

                                            "Now."

                                            >"Ugh fine."

                                            "And no earbuds."

                                            >"Not my beats too! That's against the geneighva convention!"