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Short Kinderquestria Greens

By CavScoutAnon
Created: 2020-12-19 02:04:33
Expiry: Never
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  1. Short greens I've made for Kinderquestria
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  3. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35048353/#q35079291
  4. Prompt: What crimes do you think each of the Mane 6 would commit to get into Kinderjail?
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  6. "Rainbow Dash for your crimes of breaking all glass windows in Ponyville you are sentenced to poner prison!"
  7. "However owing to your years of service and the fact no one was hurt and you only scared everypony..."
  8. "We have decided to only sentence you to only 7 days in Ponyville Prison."
  9. "May Celestia have mercy on you."
  10. >Be Rainbow Dash
  11. >NO you can't survive in prison
  12. >That's a place for really bad pones
  13. >Like Anon
  14. >You won't survive without the freedom of flying around Ponyville
  15. "Oh wow I never expected to see you be the fresh meat"
  16. >It can't be
  17. "Looks like your my roomie eh Rainbow?"
  18. >No please
  19. "Don't worry Rainbow I've been around the block a few times I'll show you around
  20. >Anypony but him
  21. "Now I won't ask why your in prison but I will ask that you call me Big Pimp King instead of Anon
  22. "Its my prison nickname pretty awesome am I right
  23. >Buck
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  25. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35048353/#q35096201
  26. Prompt: A fed up with your bullshit Preschool Teacher Anon
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  28. >Be Kindergartner teacher Anon in KinderEquestria
  29. >You'd think this would make you capable of dealing with these little ponies
  30. >To a certain degree that is true
  31. >But you've been underpaid,undersexed,and overworked for the better part of the last decade
  32. >So you sure as hell won't be taking anything from these little shits
  33. "Now Anon get down and come with me too my evil lair or I'll use this goo on Cadences husbando to be's hair
  34. >Case in point
  35. >Little bug butts on her weekly temper tantrum again
  36. >You wonder if she'll ever learn
  37. >AMERICA doesn't negotiate with terrorist and neither do you
  38. "Last warning Anon! I'll really do it! His mane will be sticky for days!
  39. "Oh sweet Celestia please no not my glorious blue mane! Just do what she says Anon."
  40. >Well Fuck You too Shining
  41. >"I'm not doing anything and neither will you
  42. Princess Chrysalis now let go of him or Faust help me."
  43. "It's QUEEN Chrysalis and I will certainly do no such thing Anon now be a good stallion and come over here so we may began a life of scum and villainy"
  44. >"1"
  45. "What are you doing Anon that little trick won't work I'm a Super villain
  46. >"2"
  47. "T..hats noth..ing you won't do anything just like all the other times"
  48. >Time to bring out the big guns
  49. >You start stamping your left foot and cross your arms
  50. "Ah wait... lets not be to hasty now Anon"
  51. >"2 and a half Miss Chrysalis"
  52. "Wait"
  53. >You give her the finisher
  54. >A disappointed stare
  55. "No"
  56. >And just to make sure she understands it this time you also let out a frustrated sigh
  57. "BWAH NO Please I'll be good please
  58. >At this little bug queen starts the waterworks
  59. "please please I'm a good noodle, I'm a good noodle"
  60. >Hmph
  61. >You decide she's had enough and go over there and give her a hug
  62. >"There, there," you say as you make circles on her back" I know your a good noodle"
  63. "sniff really?"
  64. >"Yes really,you just have a little anger problem, but you can't keep doing this Chrysalis if you want me to go visit you just ask and I'll try to clear my schedule."
  65. "But your always busy Anon you never visit!"
  66. >''Look Chrysalis we both know that's not true after all who collected all the love for your hive?''
  67. "You did"
  68. >"And I'd do it again bomber harris , in a heartbeat"
  69. "What?
  70. >"Nothing just a human expression"you pick her up and walk over to Shiny who's seems to be in a state of panic"now Chrysalis apologize to Shining"
  71. "Do I hav-"
  72. >You cut her off with another stare
  73. "I'm sorry Shining Armour"
  74. >"And?"
  75. "I'm sorry I kidnapped you and held you hostage"
  76. >"And?"
  77. "I'm sorry I threatened too put goo in your hair"
  78. >Fine
  79. >"Shining you good man?"
  80. "No I'm not good Anon I was KIDNAPPED and-
  81. >You cut off Shining with another stare
  82. >God knows you ain't getting paid enough by Celestia to deal with two temper tantrums on top of all your regular tard wrangling
  83. >"Yeah you'll be alright Shining just drink some tea, tell Cadence to stay away from my pizza"
  84. "But Anon"
  85. >You leave with Chrysalis in tow before he starts again
  86. "Um should you have left him alone back there Anon?"
  87. >"Probably not but I gotta spend some time with my pal Chrys right?"
  88. >Sides he wanted to sacrifice you for some hair
  89. >It wouldn't have been so bad but still
  90. >By the standards of this world it would have so fuck him,he can deal with some panic for a bit
  91. >"Now what do you say we get some ice cream?"
  92. "Ice cream I love ice cream,ice cream yeah!"
  93. FIN

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