Flanking Maneuvers: Musical Short.


                                            Flanking Maneuvers: Short.


                                            >You were laying back on your bed reveling in one of the calmer nights you've had here.

                                            >Meaning you still had your pajamas on and weren't getting accosted to take them off.

                                            >Celestia was standing by the balcony door, looking out.

                                            >"Dear?"

                                            *grunt*

                                            >"Let's go for a ride."

                                            >You look up at her in confusion.[spoiler][/spoiler] "Say what?"

                                            >"A ride. It's a beautiful night out and I never get to enjoy them like this."

                                            "Is this going to end with my pants off?"

                                            >She chuckles. "Who knows~?"

                                            >She probably knew, the twat.

                                            "Are you taking me out to meet one of your boytoys on the side?"

                                            >Celestia pouts. "That hurts me, Mous. You know I'd never step out on you..."

                                            "Unless that's what you want me to think."

                                            >She trots up to you and nudges your leg. "Come on, you never take me anywhere nice."

                                            "How would this work, anyway?"

                                            >"I have wings, Mous." She says as she spreads her "back-tits" as you've called them.

                                            "Are you sure you can lift both our fat asses?"

                                            >"We'll never know unless we try." She grins out.

                                            >This was stupid.

                                            >It also might be a trap.

                                            >But you were also bored.

                                            "Fine."

                                            >You hop off the bed and climb onto Celestia's back as she heads out to the balcony.

                                            >With a flap of her wings, she takes the two of you into the air. You hanging onto her neck for dear life.


                                            >You were high above Canterlot now, just flying through the clouds.

                                            >It was kinda nice up here...

                                            "I'll admit, you can keep people on your back fairly well."

                                            >Celestia smiles up at you.

                                            "But I know how kinky you are, I'd expect you to have practice at it."

                                            >Celestia rolls her eyes. "Can't even let me enjoy my night out, can you."

                                            >You look around at the almost familiar setting...

                                            "I have a song for you, if you want."

                                            >She arcs an eyebrow.[spoiler][/spoiler] "What? I have a voice like an angel."

                                            >"A fallen angel, maybe."

                                            >Whatever, she'd see.


                                            Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55W3CXfqLIY&feature=player_embedded

                                            "I heard you had fucked a guard."

                                            "Just like you did all the others."

                                            "Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your head decide?"

                                            >Celestia banked through a cloud.

                                            "You dragged me into your room."

                                            "Tried to make me your plunder."

                                            "Over, sideways and under."

                                            "On a night of blackmail sex."

                                            "My slutty wife!"

                                            "Re-defining "city bicycle."

                                            "You bring the dawn."

                                            "Can't make a spawn."

                                            "A good thing that you can't, huh?"

                                            >Celestia smiles up at you as she decides to sing.

                                            >"My freak husband!"

                                            >"A stubborn oaf from far away."

                                            >"But now listen here."

                                            >"It's crystal clear."

                                            >"That I keep you around for those hands~..."

                                            >She begins to descend, the two of you hopping over Canterlot's roofs.

                                            >"An unbelievable ass."

                                            >"Indescribably tactless."

                                            >"Torid, ruthless, and callous."

                                            >"Just an irritating guy!"

                                            >Celestia dives straight down.

                                            >"My freak husband!"

                                            "Don't you dare close your eyes!" You shout, not sing.

                                            >"A hundred thousand things to try!"

                                            "Hold your breath - it might help here!"

                                            "You are a psychopath!"

                                            >"You are a psychopath!"

                                            "You'll feel my wrath!"

                                            >"You can't do math!"

                                            >"At the least you can hold my attention."

                                            >Shit, she was booking it.

                                            "My slutty wife!"

                                            "I've got more pranks to do to you."

                                            "You'll do me anywhere!"

                                            >"You'll do me anywhere!"

                                            "And you won't care!"

                                            >"And you won't care!"

                                            "At least I made you cry out your own name."


                                            >Celestia swung back to the castle after your little duet and when p0nies on the ground started to notice the two of you.

                                            >You jumped off as you landed and made for the mirror.

                                            "Don't fly so damn fast, you'll fuck up my hair."

                                            >"Oh, you had fun."

                                            "Lies. I had fun one time and it was awful. Never again."

                                            >Celestia walks up behind you and nuzzles the side of your face. "Well I did...

                                            >Oh hell.

                                            "And all that somehow made you horny?"

                                            >"Mmmm~"

                                            >You reach up and scratch her between her ears, eliciting a moan.

                                            "Hey...how bout we try something new tonight?"

                                            >Celestia is trying to massage her face with your shoulder. "Oh?...Like what?..."

                                            "I'll show you.~"

                                            >You walk over to the bed.

                                            >Throw up the blankets.

                                            >Slide yourself between them slowly.

                                            >Reach over and turn off the light.

                                            >And promptly go the fuck to sleep.

                                            >Deal with it, Celly.