Flanking Maneuvers Musical Short 3.


                                            =Flanking Maneuvers Musical Short 3=


                                            >Why the fuck do you have to get groceries?

                                            >You're royalty, you have people for this.

                                            >But nooo. Fucking Celly sends you out at Nine at night to get frozen yogurt.

                                            >Neither of you even eats frozen yogurt.

                                            >You walked into the room and set the bag down on the table.

                                            "They were out of strawberry and if you complain...I'll..."

                                            >Why did your room have ass paddles hanging from the ceiling?

                                            >Why were they hanging from meat hooks?

                                            >Why did they have your name stitched into them?

                                            >"Do you like it?"

                                            >You turn around an-Oh god.

                                            >Celestia is dressed horn to hoof in dominatrix gear.

                                            >You feel a scowl carve into your face as Celestia switches on your stereo and smiles.


                                            -Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYflMT7FRw-

                                            >Celestia walks through the room, moving the paddles with her magic.

                                            >"Look at this stuff."

                                            >"Isn't it grand?"

                                            >"The kind of stuff that makes you unable to stand?"

                                            >"Wouldn't you think I'm the girl"

                                            >"The girl who'll try anything?"

                                            >"Look at this cache."

                                            >"All plated in gold."

                                            >Holy shit, some was gold.

                                            >"How many wonders can one dank hole hold?"

                                            >"Looking around here you think"

                                            >"Oh lord, she's got everything!"

                                            >"I've got handcuffs and restraints in piles."

                                            >"I've got straps made of leather and more."

                                            >Celestia shoves her face in your smiling.

                                            >"You want saran wrap?"

                                            >"I've got miles!"

                                            >wat.

                                            >"And if not?"

                                            >"No big deal."

                                            >"I got more..."


                                            >Celestia trots out onto the balcony and stares at the moon.

                                            >"I wanna be done hanging upside down."

                                            >"I wanna see, wanna see them struggle'."

                                            >Nope.

                                            >"Perhaps even standing on those - by the stars..."

                                            >"Oh~ - hands!"

                                            >She twirls a glass of wine in her grip.

                                            >At least you know why she thought it was a good idea to do this now...

                                            >"Just like normal" is far too bland..."

                                            >"Sight isn't required for foreplay, rutting."

                                            >She runs back inside to a locked chest.

                                            >"And if you want I've got a.. - Ah! here it is."

                                            >"Brand!"

                                            >"You won't need to walk, but please try to run!"

                                            >"You'll be spending all day with the sun!"

                                            >"Please come and see - I want you to be"

                                            >"Part of My World."

                                            >"It's just so boring, spending all day inside this castle."

                                            >"And in my long life, it makes sense for my interests to...change."

                                            >"But as a man, you understand"

                                            >"That this is not mental sickness"

                                            >"Those proper mares, such boring squares."

                                            >"While I am so grand!"

                                            >Grand pain in your ass...

                                            >"And I'm ready to try what nop0ny tries!"

                                            >"You may ask questions, but you won't get answers!"

                                            >"I have Solar fire and I make it - Dohohoh~..."

                                            >"Burn!"

                                            >"It's always my turn!"

                                            >"It's me who decides, decides that it's time to get done from all sides!"

                                            >Celestia hops on the bed and lays down seductively.

                                            >"Come lie with me"

                                            >She twists around so she's on her back looking up at you.

                                            >"I want you to be"

                                            >"Part of My world..."


                                            >You glare down at your wife.

                                            >Not only were you not in the mood right now, you also didn't want to get immolated.

                                            >You walk back to the grocery bag and pull out a cup of yogurt.

                                            "Vanilla or Orange?"

                                            >Celestia sighs. "Should have known you'd be no fun...Orange."

                                            >You walk up to her with on the bed and open the snack.

                                            >"Mous, I never asked for Vanilla."

                                            "I know."

                                            >You tilt the contents of the cup over onto her.

                                            >As the milky white stream cascades down Celly's leather chaps, you meet it at the bottom and let it fall into your mouth.

                                            >Celestia moans as you trail your tongue up her side and get the rest.

                                            >You get back to your feet and walk to the other edge of the room.

                                            "Now, if you wanted foreplay, we're gonna do something we'll both enjoy."

                                            >You place the orange yogurt on top of the dresser as you grab a paddle from the ceiling.

                                            >The paddle spins between your fingers as you drop into a fighting stance.

                                            "You want your snack? Come and get it."

                                            >Celestia grow a devious smile as her horn lights up.

                                            >No one in the castle got any sleep that night.