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=Flanking Maneuvers Episode 9=
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>You skipped along the Canterlot streets, happy as could be.
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>It was barely after ten, but you had already made your day.
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>Today had been the culmination of weeks of planning and pranking Celestia.
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>You had been hiding them all over the city.
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>Along the walls.
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>In the shops.
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>Over roofs and under bridges.
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>Even got a few on the top of the castle.
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>Dildos.
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>Hundreds upon hundreds of dildos, spread all over Canterlot where Celestia would see.
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>She had, to your shock and surprise, actually gotten rid of most of her prosthetics when the two of you got married.
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>Most.
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>Six boxes of plastic dongs and a couple late night snooping sessions had lead to one of your greatest pranks ever.
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>And it all got capped off this morning at breakfast when Celly found a plastic cock baked into her bread.
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>The look on her face was priceless, you couldn't tell if she wanted to just eat around it or swallow the whole thing.
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>She had stormed off after you started laughing and left her breakfast sitting there, apparently locking herself in the Magi tower.
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>You glanced over at said tower, it was lit up like a Christmas tree like it always was.
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>Except this time, the antenna on top was glowing like no tomorrow, gathering up magical energy.
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>That...wasn't supposed to happen...
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>A pink crack of lightning strikes the tip of the tower and sends a wave of magic over the city.
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>You raise your arms over your face as the wave tosses you back.
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>Voices around you cry out in shock asking "what happened?" over and over.
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>Your entire body stings as you push yourself up off the ground... and...
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>You look down and see them, your mind not believe it.
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"WHY DO I HAVE TITS!?"
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-Theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmGkfWDtv78-
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>You stormed through the palace.
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"WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS HE!?"
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>You were a feral tiger on the hunt, and you knew just the kind of blood you wanted.
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>You reached out and grabbed a royal guard by the scruff of her armor.
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"WHERE IS MY HUSBAND?"
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>She timidly points a hoof down the hall, towards your room.
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>You toss her away and go kick the door open, he's standing there with that shit eating grin of his.
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"SOLARIIIIIIIIIIS!"
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>He turns and flashes a smile to you.
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>"Hello darling! How are yo-"
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>You grab his face and shut him up.
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"I'M GOING TO KILL AND EAT YOU."
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>His smile twists into a smarmy grin.
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>"In what order~?"
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>You grab his horn and tilt his head down so you can look into his eyes.
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"Fix. This."
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>He chuckles. "I don't know if I can."
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>What.
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>WHAT.
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"WHAAAAAAT?!"
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>"Who is shouting in here!?" A navy alicorn behind you yelled.
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"SHUT UP ORION!"
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>You turn back to your husband.
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"What do you mean you "don't know if you can"?"
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>Solly smiles. "Just that dear, the spell seemed to...misfire. I can't say this gender swapping effect was what I had in mind."
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>That might explain why even your thoughts were flipped.
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>Wait.
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"What WAS the effect you wanted?"
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>Solly smiles.
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>"Irritable bowel syndrome dear, honest."
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>Brilliant...
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>You, Solaris and Orion were all crammed into a carriage heading towards Ponyville.
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>You sat with your arms crossed as the sky outside whizzed by.
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>Solaris spent the entire time staring at your chest.
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"Fuck off."
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>"Whatever do you mean, dear?"
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"I mean I said I wasn't taking my tits out when we were at the castle and I'm not taking them out here."
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>He nuzzles against your cheek.
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>"Oh but darling...this is a once in a lifetime opportunity! Aren't you the least bit...curious?" He says.
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>No.
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>No you were not.
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"Solly...your brother is RIGHT THERE."
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>Orion sat in his seat on the far side of carriage, red faced as can be.
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>"This...is what I get for seeing Pippy, isn't it?"
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"Shut up Orion."
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>He leans back in and begins trying to nibble at your ear.
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>"See? He has no right to complain with the things he does..."
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>The world was not prepared for your spouse with testosterone flooding his brain.
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>But there was one thing that it was less prepared for.
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>You. PMS'ing.
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>Your hand shoots up and snatches Solaris' tongue from his mouth.
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"Solly, if you utter another word about us having sex in this carriage, I'm going to rip this out."
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>"'Ut iss 'ould 'e a o'y 'ime 'e 'ath 'oo 'y i'!"
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"I don't care if this is the only time we have to try this! I am not letting you fuck me after you turned me into a boiling tub of estrogen!"
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>Solaris yanks his tongue back into his mouth and pouts in the seat next to you.
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>"You're fine with sleeping with me when you're a man but the second I turn you into a woman it's "Keep that thing away from me!"."
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"...Yeah, that's how normal couples work."
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>The carriage is silent...
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>"...Pippy and I don't work like that."
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"SHUT UP ORION."
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>You open the door to the Ponyville Library.
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"Dusk! You better be able to fix this crap!"
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>Dusk Shine trots down the stairs from his second floor, Stiletto the dragon on his back.
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>"You guys too, huh?"
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>"I'm afraid so, my faithful student..." Solaris said.
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>You could care less that Solaris didn't want to tell Dusk he did this, whatever, he'll get his later.
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>You just wanted your balls back.
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>"That Mo'?" A voice from the basement asked.
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>Ahttp://www...her too?
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"Hey Ann."
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>The two of you embrace in the library.
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"How's Blitz taking it?"
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>"Amazed at his new appendage, how bout you two?"
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>You glance at your husband and narrow your eyes.
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"We're dealing..."
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>Solaris clears his throat.
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>"Yes, well, why don't we get started trying to solve this dilemma?" He says.
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>He turns to Dusk and Ann.
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>"I believe the spell was a transmogrification wave sent across the Angel spectrum."
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>"How could this get on the Angel spectrum!? The power requirements would be enormous!"
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>"But if it -IS- on the Angel Spectrum..."
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>"...Then the Princes' using their magic on a Riselem Ankh hooked up to a transmitter should reverse the effects!"
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>They were talking a different language when they were like this.
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>You couldn't even tell who said what.
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>Dusk walked over to a shelf. "I have a Riselem Ankh in here somewhere, we can just hook it up to a dish and be set to go!"
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>He levitates the box out and dumps the contents on the floor.
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>You imagine he immediately regrets it based on what falls out and the shade of crimson his cheeks take.
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"Now I KNOW the maids at the castle don't have fishnets as part of their outfits..."
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>"They will starting next week~..."
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>An hour or two later you were back at the palace.
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>And your balls were back in their rightful spot.
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>Celly had been disappointed when her own pair winked away, but at least it stopped her from giving you that lusty stare.
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>The three of you had said your goodbyes and made way back to Canterlot.
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>As part one of your revenge, you had let slip that it was Celly who flipped everyone, Luna was in the process of nagging your ears off about it.
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>"-and I have NEVER seen such a blatant disregard for ones duties in all my years! Honestly Sister, swapping the genders of the ENTIRE NATION? OVER PETTY REVENGE?!"
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>A glance at Celly's face told you that she was just as tired of this as you were.
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>The two of you walked into your room as Luna ranted in the hallway.
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>"Why, if this were the days of Olde Equestria, we would take you out an-"
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>She gets cut off as you slam the door.
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>"THANK you..." Celestia said as she walked to her beauty desk.
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>"Another minute of that and I'd have to send her to the moon again..."
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"You deserve it."
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>"Oh come now dear, I told you that it was unintended! I only wanted to give you the runs!"
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"Oh well in THAT case..."
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>Celly pouts at the desk. "Wasn't even willing to experiment with the time we had..."
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"Oh fuck off, you're lucky I don't divorce you."
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>"Ha! As if anyp0ny else would put up with you!"
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>The room is silent for a moment.
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"You know..."
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>Celly turns to you.
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"I'm not opposed to it..."experimentation"...
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>Her gaze turns sultry as she gets to her feet and trots to the other side of the bed from you.
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>"Oh~? What kind?..."
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"Hehe...let me show you..."
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>You reach under the bed and grab It.
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>You plop it down on the bed and grab the rip cord as Celly's eyes grow wide and she realizes what it is you're holding.
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>"Mous! Don't you-"
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>You pull the chord.
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"DILDO BOMB!"
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