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=Bros in Equestria: Afterparty=
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>Year 8 in Equestria.
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>You tilted your head back and downed your third shot of the hour, careful not to get any on your suit.
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>"Should you really be drinking considering what we're about to do?" Anon asked in his gaudy getup.
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"Did you really have to change into pants instead of that bitchin' leotard?"
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>Anon crossed his arms and pouted. "Just because I have the highest voice doesn't mean I to be the cross dresser..."
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"No, the fact that you fuck dudes does."
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>"Are you guys ready?" a voice called out.
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>Derpy fluttered up to you two in her maids outfit. She got out of the dress pretty fast, it seemed.
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>"All set Misses Hooves" Anon said with a bow.
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"Your hubby gonna get upset that we're technically stealing your first dance?"
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>Derpy giggled. "He'll just have to appreciate the appropriateness."
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>You heard Twilight talk on the other side of the curtain. "-happy to see an old friend finally start a happy life. Even if it took him a while."
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>A chorus of laughs came from the ponies outside.
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>You hop to your feet.[spoiler][/spoiler] "Everyone remember their lines?"
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>Derpy nodded.
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>"Yup." Anon said as he put on his hat.
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"Then let's go be amazing."
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>The three of you take your positions behind the curtain as Twilight keeps talking.
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>"A few friends of ours have set up a..."show" for the groom, they hope you enjoy it."
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>You hear Twilight scamper off stage as the curtains are drawn back to reveal the packed ballroom.
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>>There, sitting in a large chair, was Mr. Hooves with a confused look on his face seeing his new wife on stage in a maid outfit. At least Dinky was giggling.
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>The music starts.
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>You slowly tilt your head up and look over the crowd.
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"It's astounding..."
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"Time is fleeting..."
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"Madness...takes its toll."
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"But Listen Closely."
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>You stomp your foot as the beat picks up.
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>"Not for very much longer." Derpy sang.
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"I've got to...keep control."
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>The three of you break formation and begin dancing around the stage.
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"I remember don' the time warp!"
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"Drinking those moments when-"
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"The blackness would hit me,"
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>"And the void would be calling!" You and Derpy sang in unison.
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>The three of you met right in front of Hooves.
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>"Let's do the time warp again!"
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>"Let's do the time warp again!"
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>Twilight levitates a mic to her mouth. "It's just a jump to the left."
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>"And then a step to the right!" you three sing.
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>"With your hands on your hips."
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"You bring your knees in tight!"
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>"But it's the pelvic thrust,"
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>"That really drives you INSA-AY-AY-ANE!"
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>You all jump back into formation.
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>"Let's do the time warp again!"
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>"Let's do the time warp again!"
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>Derpy orbits around her new husband.
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>"It's so dreamy..."
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>"Oh fantasy free me!"
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>"So you can't see me,"
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>"No, not at all."
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>She gets right in his face.
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>"In another dimension-"
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>"With voyeristic intention."
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>"Well secluded, I see all."
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>You strut in front of him as Anon dances behind you.
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"With a bit of a mind flip..."
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>"You're into the time slip."
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"And nothing, can ever be the same."
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>"You're spaced out on sensation!" Derpy shouts on the back of the chair.
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"LIKE YOU'RE UNDER SEDAAAAATION!"
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>"Let's do the time warp again!"
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>"Let's do the time warp again!"
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>You clear a path of vision strait to Anon as he dances with a cane.
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>"Well I was walking down the street,"
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>"Just a having a think."
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>"When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink!"
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>"He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise,"
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>"He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes!"
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>"He stared at me and I felt a change."
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>"Time meant nothing, never would again."
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>You rejoin him.
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>"Let's do the time warp again!"
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>"Let's do the time warp again."
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>Twi grabs the mic again.
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>"It's just a jump to the left!"
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>"And then a step to the right!"
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>"With your hands on your hips,"
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>"You bring your knees in tight!"
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>"But it's the pelvic thrust..."
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>"That really drives you INSA-AY-AY-ANE!"
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>You dance your way back up to the stage.
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>"Let's do the time warp again!"
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>"Let's do the time warp again!"
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>You all fall down as the music dies.
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>The room erupts into a hurricane of applause and cheers as the music turns into a slow and steady bassline.
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>The three of you get back to your feet and go out to greet the crowd.
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"Yes, thank you everypony." you say waving.
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>Hooves walks up and hugs his wife. "I loved it Derpy."
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>The mailmare blushes and gives her hubby a peck.
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>Anon smiles as you attempt to shoo them off the stage.
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"C'mon, let's not take up space."
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>Derpy flashes a small grin and pushes Hooves back into his seat.
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>Anon arches an eyebrow. "Any reason why?"
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>Oh Anon...you really should have learned by now.
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>You take your position next to Hooves' chair.
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"C'mon man, you know what comes next."
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>Anon listens to the still steady bassline.
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>"You didn't..."
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"I so did."
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>"Who?"
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"Guess~."
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>"No way..."
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>He got no further as a bright flash of light erupted from right in front of Hooves.
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>Before you all, in a black cloak and whorish makeup, was Princess Celestia.
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>Just as planned.
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>"How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman."
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>She glanced at you and winked.
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>"He's just a little brought down because when you knocked,"
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>"He thought you were the candyman."
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>She spun around and strutted to the stage.
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>"Don't get strung out by the way that I look,"
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>"Don't judge a book by its cover."
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>"I'm not much of a mare by the light of day,"
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>"But by night I'm one hell of a lover."
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>Everyone in the room gasps as Celestia tosses off her cloak and reveals a saddle, stirrups, and a birdle underneath.
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>"I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania..HA HA!"
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>She flares her wings and saunters down to the nervous Doctor.
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>"So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound."
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>"You look like you move pretty groovy."
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>She starts orbiting the chair.
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>"Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal."
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>"We could take in an old Hot Trot's movie."
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>Doctor turned his head to talk to Celestia as she smugly walked around.
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>"Princess, what are you doing? Is this just a bit of screwing?"
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>"It's a bit strange, considering it's my wedding."
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>"I know you are kind and just messing with my mind."
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>"Or is there something I should be dreading?"
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>Celestia teleports in front of him again and grins a manic grin down.
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>"So you got hitched and bewitched, and now you're life's enriched."
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>"Well Doctor, don't you panic."
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>"In the light of the sun, when it's all said and done."
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>"I'll get you a satanic mechanic."
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>She trots up to the stage and pulls one of Rarity's lounges offstage, the three of you walking up behind her.
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>"I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania...HA! HA!"
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>She lounges across it with the three of you taking position behind her.
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>"So why don't you stay for the night?"
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"Night."
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>"Or maybe a bite?"
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>"Bite."
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>"I could show you my favorite...obsession?"
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>"I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan."
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>"And he's good for relieving my... tension."
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>She climbs up from the lounge.
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>"I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania."
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>"HIT IT! HIT IT!"
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>"I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania."
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>She stops in front of Hooves.
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>"So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab."
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>"I see you shiver with antici...
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>The room is silent.
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>"...pation!"
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>"But maybe the rain isn't really to blame."
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>"So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom!"
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>With that she teleports out.
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>The room stays silent after the sight they saw.
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"So...who wants' cake?"
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