Incest-Birthday Surprise(Bon-Bon) by Limestone Sales

>your birthday is tomorrorw

>cousin Bonnie has always been very close to you

>she has always given you the nickname, "Clyde," claiming that the two of you are a "couple" of ne'er-do-wells

>you two hang out with each other a lot, and you each own a spare key to each others' homes

>Bonnie has baked a cake for you every year on your birthday ever since your 8th birthday

>Bonnie has been acting strangely giddy lately

>everyday for the past 2 weeks, she has been ecstatically asking you about what you would like on your cake

>she's been asking you questions ranging from what flavor of icing you'd prefer to whether or not you'd want chocolate syrup and/or whipped cream on your cake. You find it odd that she hasn't asked you anything related to what kind of cake you actually want her to bake for you

>today is finally your birthday

>cousin Bonnie arrives at your home and wakes you up with a loving hug. She nearly squeezes all of the air out of your lungs

>her boobs push up against your face, which doesn't really help your breathing. However, you've never really noticed just how soft and comfy they are

>your morning wood pokes her in the stomach, and she looks at you

"S-Sorry about that, Bonnie. You should really inform me whenever you stop by like this."

>"Happy birthday, Clyde! I was so excited to see you that I just couldn't wait for you to wake up! Besides, it's already 11am; I know you aren't an early bird, but come on, man!" *she giggles*

 

"Alright, alright, I'm getting up."

>you raise up and sit right next to her on your bed. You put your arm on her shoulder and lightly pull her towards you

"Thank you for the birthday wishes, Bonnie. I really appreciate you for driving for an entire hour just to tell me 'happy birthday' in person. My parents haven't even given me my 'birthday phone call' yet haha."

>Bonnie smiles as she chuckles "You're very welcome, Clyde. I'd do anything for my most favorite cousin of all time~ Now then, put some clothes on already; I doubt you'd want to spend an entire day with me while wearing nothing but your tank-top and boxers, eheheh.."

>you stand up and stretch your arms towards the ceiling of your bedroom

"Yeahhhh. I guess I could put on some clothes if you want me to."

>you start walking towards your closet

>"W-Well I personally don't mind what you wear. I was just making sure that you didn't feel under-dressed or uncomfortable around me."

>you turn around and face her

"Bonnie, I've always felt comfortable around you. We used to stay the night at each others' houses all the time as kids; we both slept in each others' beds every time that we were having a sleep-over. I feel comfortable with you, and I will never feel uncomfortable with you no matter what happens."

>her eyes widen, almost like she didn't expect you to say that. "Y-You really mean that?? You'd be comfortable with me no matter what?"

"Of course I would. You're my most favorite cousin of all time, after all!"

>you walk towards her and hug her for reassurance

>Bonnie wraps her arms around you and whispers into your ear "Even if I were to suggest something...different on your birthday?~"

"Like what? What'd you have in mind?"

>"I'll show you later~" She let's go of you.

>"For right now, you should go make yourself some breakfast; you must be famished!"

 

>"While you're making breakfast, I'm going to set up our annual 'Birthday Brawl Bash' on your Game Cube."

"Bonnie, I only have Super Smash Bros Melee. I thought you would remember that from last year."

>"Oh, I remembered. I just figured that you would've remembered how much I like alliterations." She snickers as she walks towards your game cabinet and starts searching through your old Game Cube games

>you begin to make yourself some fried eggs and toast

"Would you want me to make you anything to eat?"

>"Found it!" She triumphantly holds up in the air your copy of Super Smash Bros Melee. "And since you're offering to make me breakfast, I'll have whatever you're making for yourself."

"Sure thing, Bonnie. I'll get started on yours as soon as I take these eggs out of the skillet."

>She walks over to you and hugs you from behind. "Thank you for making me breakfast this morning~"

>you can feel her soft boobs squish against your back. After realizing that you were thinking about how soft your *cousin's* boobs are, your face turns red from guilt

"I-It's no biggie, really."

>"Yes it is. I mean, I started getting ready to come visit you as soon as I woke up this morning, and I didn't give myself any time to make myself breakfast."

>"That reminds me. Could I store something in your fridge?"

"Uhhh, sure;"

>you turn around to face her

"what exactly are you gonna-"

>when you turn around, you see Bonnie closing your front door as she rushes outside.

 

>you take your eggs off the skillet and you start cooking Bonnie's eggs

>when Bonnie comes back inside, you look at the black trash bag that she is carrying

"Are you trying to preserve a dead body?"

>"Haha. No, silly~ This bag is filled with everything that I'm going to put on your cake. The contents are a surprise, so that's why I'm using this black bag."

"You haven't finished my cake? You've been talking about that cake all week, so I'm honestly surprised that it isn't finished yet."

>Bonnie puts the black bag in your fridge

>"Oh your cake is already made; I just have to put the frosting and toppings on her~"

"Her?"

>Bonnie looks around nervously "Uhh, yeah! 'Her.' You know how captains call their ships 'her' and 'she'? Well I'm doing the same for your cake because 'she' is so beautifully made that I couldn't help but to name her."

"So what's her name?"

>"Uhm, well, it's uh, Lyra."

"You named the cake after your best friend?"

>"No! If I woulda named the cake after my best friend, then I would've named her 'Anon!'" Bonnie pauses because she just realized what she had said

"Am I really your best friend, Bonnie?"

>she let's out a sigh to calm herself. "Yes you are. I feel like I can't quite connect with my friend, Lyra, as well as I can connect with you. You've always been here for me, and you've always looked after me. You're not just my best friend; you're the most important person in my life. It's been hell for me ever since you moved away from our hometown because I haven't been able to be with you very often. I know that your education is important to you, but I've literally been taking every opportunity to spend time with you that I have been able to muster..."

>she walks over to your couch and lays down. She puts her face into her arms. You start walking towards her whenever you hear a faint sound of muffled crying

 

>you hurry towards the couch and sit next to her. You place your hand on her shoulder

"Bonnie, come here please. If you need a shoulder to cry on, then please cry on mine."

>she sits up and rests her face on your shoulder and continues to lightly sob

"Bonnie, are you crying because we don't see other very often anymore?"

>"Yes. It's pretty obvious that I'm upset about that.." she sniffles

"Bonnie, lift your head up for me for just a second."

>you feel her nodding her head. She lifts her head up and looks at you

>you quickly give her a critical sneak attack hug for 2.0x affection

"Bonnie, I love you. I love you, and I can't stand to see you cry. I didn't realize that I meant so much to you. I am so sorry that I haven't been able to see you all that often here lately. I'm going to promise you that I will make more time to be with you from now on. I should've been making more time to be with my favorite family member anyway."

>the two of you continue to hug. Suddenly, you feel her wet face rest on your face, and you feel a light kiss on your cheek

>"..Thank you, Clyde. You're the sweetest person I've ever known. Why does the sweetest-" she mumbles "-and cutest-" her voice returns to its normal acoustic intensity "-guy I know have to be my cousin?"

>her words take you by surprise

"Bonnie, what are you saying?.."

 

>"Before I say anything else, you should really check on those eggs."

"Aww shit! I forgot about them!"

>you run to your stove and put the eggs on a plate

"Thank God they weren't on there for too long. We can trade eggs if you don't like firm egg yolks."

>"Sure. We can trade."

>both of you eat at your dinner table. You both give each other awkward glances while eating

>Bonnie looks like she's about to break down; she's barely touched her food

"Are you not hungry?"

>"Uh, I-I'm fine." She starts eating quickly, but her face looks reluctant with each bite

>she looks nervous

>really nervous

>she almost looks like she just asked her employer for a promotion

>both of you finish your breakfast and put your dishes in the sink. You sit on your couch and pat the seat next to you as you look at Bonnie. She slowly walks toward the couch and sits next to you. She crosses her arms and stares forward

"Now then, what were you saying?"

>"Can it wait til after we play Super Smash Bros?"

"I'd rather have this discussion now."

>"If we have this conversation now, then I'd have to leave immediately afterwards because you wouldn't want to be around me after you hear what I have to say."

"I Pinkie Promise you that nothing will change between us after we talk."

>"That's half of what I'm afraid of..."

"What do you mean?"

>"I'm afraid that either you'll never want to talk to me again, or you'll just brush it off as nothing and you'll act like the conversation never happened."

"Okay, then instead I'll Pinkie Promise you that you'll still be the most important family member to me, and I'll Pinkie Promise that nothing bad will come of this for either of us. Sound good?"

>"Yes." The two of you say in unison "Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye," while gesturing everything that the two of you say in the process

 

>"I've always thought that Pinkie Promises seem kinda gay haha."

>somewhere in the world, Pinkie's Spidey Senses tingle. Pinkie suddenly yells "I felt that, you ungrateful homophobic bastard!!!"

>"Who are you yelling at, Pinkie?" Rainbow Dash inquires

>"Oh, uh, no one. Just keep going Rainbow; I'm almost there!" Pinkie pants heavily as Rainbow Dash continues to rub her cli-

>back at your home, you and Bonnie chuckle

"Ahaha, same here, but I've never broken a Pinkie Promise before, so you can trust me."

>"Okay. Here it goes..."

>she takes a deep breath

>"Clyde... Anon... I... h-have feelings for you."

>you try to understand the situation

"What type of feelings are you referring to?"

>You know. Like, feelings that you get for someone that you like in a dating kinda way..."

>"It's more than just a crush, Anon. I want us to be together for our entire lives. I... l-love you."

"This is a lot to take in. I mean, I'm your cousin; there's no way that any of this could ever happen."

>"I want to try though!! You know how resourceful I can be. I'll figure something out!"

"Bonnie, I-"

>"Please, Anon! I'm begging you! You've been the guy that I've wanted to be with ever since you were eight! I remember how sweet you were to me when we were kids, and you're still that sweet guy to me now."

>you start to remember your childhood with Bonnie. You remember that she has always been supportive of you, no matter what. She has always been very sweet to you as well. Now that you think about it, it was pretty clear way back then that Bonnie had feelings for you; you just seemed to ignore the signs either because you couldn't recognize her hints or because you were simply in denial

 

>As you continue thinking, you realize that one thing for certain; Bonnie has been there for you more than anyone else ever has. Bonnie has all of your previous girlfriends' good traits and none of their bad traits. Maybe, deep down inside, you've had the intentions to find a girl like Bonnie this entire time. Maybe.. Bonnie has been and will be the one for you after all

"...Okay."

>"Okay what?"

"I don't know why I'm doing this, but it feels like the right thing to do."

"Bonnie, would you like to spend the rest of the day together as a... couple?"

>Bonnie's face brightens up like a firework show. She hugs you and frantically says "Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes I would!"

>she kisses your cheek and she moves as close to you as humanly possible

>"Today is your birthday, and yet here you are giving 'me' a surprise haha. You've made me the happiest girl in the world~"

 

>you hold her and play with her hair

"So, uh, where do we go from here?"

>"You've dated people before, so you should know."

"I've never dated someone so...close to me before, if you get what I mean."

>Oh, am I sitting too close to you? I can move if you want me to."

"No no no, I like you right where you are~ What I meant is: I've never dated someone whom I've known for my entire life; not to mention the fact that I've never dated a relative before."

>"Well, you said that it felt right whenever you asked to be in a relationship with me; so your feelings must be on the right track. Just follow your feelings, Clyde."

"Well what if my feelings are telling me to kiss you~?"

>she lets out a burst of laughter. "Oh my God that was so cheesy! Hahahaha"

>she leans towards you; her face is only an inch away from yours

>"I'm glad you remembered that I love cheesy romance lines~"

>she pushes her lips onto yours. One of your hands grab her lower back while your other hand massages the back of her head. You bite her bottom lip and gently tug her hair. She gasps and grips the back of your shirt