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Incest-Prostitution Sting(TwixShining) by Anon

By OniiChansFables
Created: 2020-10-26 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-01-12 19:17:48
Expiry: Never

  1. >Be Shining Armor
  2. >And what the fuck
  3. "T-Twilight!?"
  4. >The mare wearing stockings and a collar on the street corner goes wide eyed and stiff at your voice.
  5. >Correction, YOUR SISTER, who is wearing stockings and a collar on the street corner goes wide eyed and stiff.
  6. >"S-Shining!?"
  7. >This is not going as expected.
  8. "You have exactly TWO SECONDS to explain or else I will LOSE MY SHIT-"
  9. >"SHHHHH!"
  10. >She pushed those silken covered hooves against your mouth, closing it with a dainty touch that makes you think things you absolutely shouldn't.
  11. >"What are you doing here-"
  12. >You shut that shit down with a glare.
  13. "No, what are YOU doing here, dressed like THAT!?"
  14. >"Shiny! You're going to cause a scene-"
  15. >Your eye must've started twitching, because she stopped. You can't tell, the world is all red and shaking and you're pretty sure there's a percentage of anger beneath you or something.
  16. >"SHINY! It's not what it looks like! Will you calm down!?"
  17. >The red intensifies.
  18. >"Look, just stop for a second! I'm not a... you know! I'm here for a sting operation."
  19. >Once, you heard a myth that there ten percent sewage in some restaurants soda fountain. Your sister apparently must have been taking lessons because that's the only way she could assume you'd be willing to swallow that much shit.
  20. >"I am! Look!"
  21. >The magic on her back shimmered, revealing a pair of hoofcuffs and a taser, designed to go off the moment anyone actually touched her.
  22. >Your rage was dimming.
  23. >"See? I'm just pretending, I'd never actually... especially not with random stallions! That's disgusting!"
  24. "So... so..."
  25. >"So, I'm here to catch whoever has been coming down here to have sex! Ponyville never, ever had a problem like this, but out of the blue it's apparently happening every night! So the princess asked me to dress up, and well..."
  26. "She asked YOU!?"
  27. >"Actually, she asked Rarity, but apparently everyone knows she gives it away for free."
  28. >You had no argument to that.
  29. "Well... I don't like this!"
  30. >"I know, and it's so degrading, but if it means I can protect my country, I have to do my princess duties and go down to this horrible place... that you are... coming over to?"
  31. >Oh shit.
  32. >"Shiny, why were you in ponyville without telling me, and why are you coming down to these alleys at night...in a trenchcoat?"
  33. >Oh shit.
  34. "I heard a rumor you-"
  35. >"No you didn't, we didn't tell anyone, and I just got here ten minutes ago."
  36. >This is what people designed ejector seats for, you knew you should have brought the cart.
  37. "Well, you see..."
  38. >"SHINING ARMOR!"
  39. >You're fucked.
  40. >No point in denying it, there's no getting out of this one.
  41. >"It was you!"
  42. >FUCKED.
  43. >"You were the one causing the spike in sex trafficking, all by yourself!
  44. >Fuuuuuu
  45. "I... look, a stallion has needs, and Cadence hasn't touched me since she got pregnant. It's been months, and I just needed a little bit of-"
  46. >"S-Shiny! I... I can't believe you! This is not the BBBFF I know! I can't believe you'd sleep with so many mares behind our backs like that!"
  47. >This is how your life ends.
  48. >This is how your marriage ends.
  49. >This is how it all ends.
  50. >You're doomed.
  51. >And your little sister is going to drop the guillotine dressed in silk stockings with a cute little collar.
  52. >But they can't kill you, if you BLOW YOUR OWN HEAD OFF-
  53. >"But..."
  54. >There's a but?
  55. >"I guess at least I found out who's causing it, and if I take you out of the equation it'll all go away again, no way will the go back down to the old rates after you paid them so much. Nobody could match you, not even close!"
  56. >That's a but.
  57. >"And I guess that means I just have to... do my princess duty, in order to make sure it doesn't happen again."
  58. >That's a big but.
  59. >"There's one surefire way to make sure you never... have a relapse."
  60. >And that is a big, purple, butt.
  61. >"... want some fuk?"
  62. >She hooked her tail around your neck, and pulled you towards the alleyway.
  63. >There is zero resistance from you.
  64. >And after she takes off her weapons, and puts her front hooves on the stone wall, there's no resistance from her either.
  65. >"Shiny.. AH~!"
  66. >This wasn't the first time the alleyway you knew would be filled with the sounds of meat slapping against meat, and the gasps and cries of a mare out to provide a service, but sadly it would be the last time you ever heard it in that place.
  67. >"AH! AH! AH! AAHHHH!~"
  68. >You'd be doing this in a more scenic bedroom next time.
  69. >And after that? Who knows?
  70. >She is best little sister after all.
  71. _____________
  72.  
  73. >"Sister, art thou alright?"
  74. >"I'm not sure, Lulu."
  75. >"Whatever is bothering you?"
  76. >"This letter from Twilight. It seems she found the cause of the spike in prostitution in ponyville."
  77. >"Is that not a good thing?"
  78. >"It's... let me read it to you... ~Dear Princess CelestiAHHH! I have foooound the big, hard, mmmm, thick source of what was pumping-PUMPING! AH! The new money to attract the sex workers, and you can rest easy. It's all been pooled in, a single source now, and oh, the punishment is being AHHHHHH!... it's being dealt out to the naughty naughty thing who deserves itandhersilkstockingstoo. Consider this cased closed tightly around the full power of justice, and I'll write to you again. Did you get all that? No, not all of that, I meant you could leave out some stuff when I said take a letter. No, you still can't join in, you're too young. Okay, why did that make you smile?... Are you still writing!? SPIKE GIVE ME TH~... "
  79. >"...We see."
  80. >"That's unfortunate."
  81. >"Very, very unfortunate. This is a disturbing revelation..."
  82. >"...So does this mean we're going to go on less 'business trips'?"
  83. >"Obviously not! We just... relocate them to Twilight's castle, that's all."
  84. >"Luna-"
  85. >"It's not incest if there's a stallion in there, and we're not settling for anyone we're not at least some way related to!"

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